A turtle and a fox walk into a bar

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And then they fug?

>>92104738
Apparently

>>92104722
What does the fox say?

>>92104931
I want that turtle dick.

>>92104945
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gRJhHoUuaoY

>>92104931
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jofNR_WkoCE

>>92105029
A woman enjoys GIRTH.

Alopex turned good? God damn it, I was afraid of that...

>>92104945
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aqW5upASa-8

>>92105125
She turned good a long time ago.

>>92105195
I'm slightly more amused and informed, but I'm not sure I needed to be.

>>92105439
Zebras ensure the female gets pregnant with their seed by hosing out the competitor sperm by ejaculating so much sperm that the vagina overflows

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>>92105489
Not sure what convinced you that needed sharing.
I mean I'm almost impressed, but not enough to appreciate knowing this now

>>92105195
why does this think turtles don't have ears? they totally do.

>>92107506
A lot of the bones in the ear are still part of the jaw in shittier animals like fish and reptiles, they probably misinterpreted this as them being deaf.

>>92107694
>shittier animals like fish and reptiles

I'm not sure what you're comparing them to

>>92105125
>>92105324
yeah, now she isn't being treated as someone else's bitch.

>>92107788
Mammals.

>>92107895
Maybe birds.

>>92104722
why didn't they duck?

>>92104722
Fuck you neatoman

>>92104722
Didn't her die?

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Raph always getting the fox girls.

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>>92108031
You know how the TMNT need a flaky asshat to be a bad guy one week and a good guy the next so they can have silly drama about this and tease you with the character joining the team but not really?

That's her purpose. She can only be around if someone else isn't filling that quota.

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>>92108066
She's in OC hell now, with Scourge and Quake Woman.

TMNT got an awful fanbase

>>92108098
No, like, I remember she physically dying. That was some time ago however.

>>92108147
>She can only be around if someone else isn't filling that quota.

>>92108144
all fanbases are awful

>>92108212
I like stupid jokes Raphael better than angry raphael.

>>92105029
Go home evolution, you're drunk

>>92108212
What happens next? This seems like an interesting conversation and potentially really depressing.

>>92105195
That's pretty good but the Duck Tales one is better

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_1v_EcjeIkg

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>>92108329
>potentially really depressing.
TMNT comics in general

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>>92108393

>I really like this ship.
>>92108031
She dies in TMNT: Deviations, it`s a non canon issue.

>>92108701
Ah, so that was non canon?

Happy to see it wasn't my mind playing tricks.

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>>92108743
Yeah, if I remember well everybody but the turtles dies (even kitsune)

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