The Ugly Duckling

>>92087867
Being different doesn't mean you're ugly.

>>92087867
Be careful who you bully in middle school

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q50A-ylZPIk

That cuckholdry is a sin?

>>92087867
Basically this >>92087902 - if you're insecure about your appearance as a kid, you'll probably grow out of it. Unless you don't, then you're fucked.

Kinda depends on the interpretation, I think.

Being different isn't bad.
People change.
Don't trouble yourself with those who are clearly bad for you.
A lot of people are awkward, it doesn't mean they'll stay that way.
>>92087902
>>92087891

That sort of stuff.

Oh you goyim thought I was ugly well now I'm in charge of your banks.

>>92087867
Dont make the choice to be ugly when you're born

>>92087867
If you have autism, you're literally a different species from everyone else. It's hard when you're a kid, but when you grow up you'll see how beautiful you are in your own unique way. Everyone else will still think you're retarded, though.

The girls who are ugly in school often become super models later.

>>92088088
For some reason I found this post quite touching.

>>92088112
Ugly boys usually die or work as a self-stocker when they grow up, though.

>>92088112
naah, these are just the stories you hear.
99% of models were always pretty. It's just that nobody shares the "inspiring story" of a girl who was pretty and became a model.

>>92087867
Late bloomers are a thing.

If you're ugly, find other ugly people to be miserable with.

>>92087867
Context matters. Even when you think it doesnt. Even when you dont know it exists.

There is usually a logical explanation for everything.

>>92087867
If you're ugly and socially inept you'll be considered an outcast, which is how 4chan first started.

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>>92087867
What does this have to do with /co/ besides the gay hbo version?

>>92087867
That retards should not be parents.

Seriously, how hard is it to keep track of how many fucking eggs you laid? You sit there, in some stupid nest you spent way too much time building because your stupid fucking duck brain can't tell a stick from a piece of dog shit, popping out these goddamn eggs and you can't be bothered to fucking keep count?

Then you pay so little attention to your kids you don't notice some lazy ass fucking swan dumping her kid in your nest because she's a good girl who made a mistake and just can't deal with all this responsibility right now (because that thing sure as hell wasn't there when she built the nest). And then you don't notice the extra fucking egg in your nest despite the fact that it's way fucking bigger than all the others. Surely you'd remember shitting something that size out your duck vagina or whatever ducks have, but you don't because you're fucking retarded.

Then they all start to hatch and suddenly there's one extra duckling that looks completely different from the others and you just...what exactly?

>"Hurr durrr guess I just forgot about that one'

No. Fuck you. You stupid retarded waste of bird shot. The dinosaurs died so you could exit and this is the best you can do?

Fuck this story.

>>92091057
There's a lot of /co/ adaptations of the ugly duckling. See >>92087938

Are Swans the Basketball Americans of the Bird kingdom?

>>92091245
In Hans Christian Andersen's earlier version, the mother duck actually does wonder if the ugly one is actually a turkey at first. She decides he must be a duck because he's very good at swimming, just like the other ducklings.

http://hca.gilead.org.il/ugly_duc.html

>duck vagina or whatever ducks have
It's a cloaca.

>>92091493
In R34, you can draw whatever you want, and not adhere to the disgusting rules of our reality.

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>>92091245
>>92091493
Fictional or not, why are mother ducks one of the biggest assholes in existence?

>>92091300
Is Rio the Ferngully of Moana?

>>92087867
Don't pass up on ugly girls because they can get insanely hot later in life I wish I had listened

Puberty is one hell of a drug.

>>92091300
Yes. The ducks were obviously evil white men trying to bring the Ugly Duckling down.

>>92091741
The only three things male ducks are capable of is swimming, flying, and rape (and occasionally walking, when they're not doing the other three).

>>92087867
Genetics are pretty much impossible to fight, but if you're lucky, all your good genes might just be waiting to activate after puberty.

But if not, you're fucked m8.

>>92091880
Yes, that's true. But at least the male ducks aren't judgmental bitches that hog the road all day while you're on your way to work unlike the mothers.

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>>92091300
>Loud
>Destructive
>Unpredictably violent
>Portrayed as beautiful by the (((media))) for no reason

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>>92091493
Ducks are actually one of the few birds the have penises and vaginas.
In-fact, ducks would rape so much that the female ducks evolved spiral maze vaginas.
In response the males just evolved spiral penises

>>92091981
I guess there is a (((new))) meme I don't know about.

>>92087867
Your use to society will give you a better place in it than just society's superficial appreciation of you.

>>92087867
Being different doesn't mean you're ugly.
You can always become beautiful.
People can change.
Choose friends well.

>>92087867
Everyone's missing the real moral. The real moral is even if you are shitty growing up, symbolized by the "duckling" being ugly, if your parents are priveleged, then you will be too. See: affluenza teen, Donald Trump

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"The moral of the story is that we can all grow up to be beautiful. Yes, Bart?"
"Including me?"
"No. Not you, Bart."

But baby swans aren't really ugly. Just different colored ducklings.

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>>92091939
And then they get a statue and beloved children's picture book dedicated to this dickery.

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>>92094285
For What? Nothing is coming out of it.

>>92094373
Unacceptable.

>>92092089
Ducks are crazy when it comes to mating, man. Male ducks are extremely sexually aggressive, they have those barbed explosive corkscrew penises, females have those corkscrew vaginas that go in the OPPOSITE direction and even have fake dead ends in them; ducks are all so crazy when it comes to that stuff.

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>>92094369
I dunno, I think ducklings may be cuter.

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>>92094412
It was on page 10 and I didn't want it to fall off before I finished typing a reply.

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I don't do guilt.

>>92092089
>duck mating season at the zoo I work at
>have to listen to the screams of the ducks all day
kill me

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>>92094754
>guilt

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>>92087867