Storytime: What If. . . No One Was Watching the Watcher

>>92086641
>>92086651
I'm totally down with this, thanks OP.

>>92086641
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=04seFO6BEmw

>>92086804
Bottom panel is /pol/'s wet dream.

>>92086778
I don't think that's how you're supposed to treat a sore throat.

>>92087028
Gotta love that last panel.

>>92086985
>Bet that hurt
>Yup
we need more people like that in comics.

>>92087005
>Pressing
How subtle.

>>92086804
That fraulein


WTF i love nazis now

>>92087117
I would read that AU

>>92087117
>What if Frank died but his family became a trio of Punishers.
That would actually make for a interesting what-if story.

>>92087005
>not washing your mask

disgusting

>>92087204
She-Hulk isn't getting her undies washed, either.

>This thread
Remember when comics were fun?

>>92086641
One of the truly classic issues of What If?

>>92087228
I want to sniff She-Hulks smelly panties!
just typing that hurt how do anime fags do it all the time.

>>92086819
>you wouldn't be dead
>Punisher is standing right there.

>>92086819
brutal

>>92087098
>Electro
>Grounded
kek

>>92086641
When this came out, I was really confused. Everything in it read like rejected stories meant for What The..?! and I wondered why they had to run it all in What If...

Also, really wish Marvel knew how to have fun like this now.

>>92086819
>Doc Ock with ten limbs

>>92087816
What If? in general was a lot of fun. The humor stories were almost all enjoyable, but even some of the more off-the-wall shit like Conan the Barbarian meeting Captain America was just completely insanely amusing to see.

>>92087117
Why has this never been done?

>>92086641
Classic issue!

>>92087117
Much thanks.

>>92086641
>when you find out Uatu is a commando

>>92087117
this looks so much better than the What If Frank's Family was Alive. where is the fanart?

>>92086778
Horrifying.

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>>92087816
They still put out humor books every once in awhile. But it has been quite awhile since the last one.

I think it was tied in to Original Sin? The one were this appeared.

>>92086641
I saw this book at a local shop for 2 bucks. Should I have gotten it? I grabbed the What if: Spider-man married Blackcat instead for 2 bucks.

>>92086804
What the fuck I'm red pilled now

>>92091617
>>92086641
The original humor issue is actually even better than this.

>>92087048
Did anyone watched Little Nicky?

>>92087028
>last panel

lol

>>92087098
how many people missed the "grounded" joke?

>>92087098
Didn't they do a variation of this in another What If?

>>92087117
I would actually fucking read this.

>>92091523
There was also Secret Wars, Too.

>>92086778
Doom never lies. Doom was unharmed at any point of the operation.

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>>92092115
I have that one!

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I'd buy all of these, honestly.

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>Downright Crazy

>>92094103
>>92094069
...Bendis?

>>92094180
was this a knock at Captain Carrot and His Amazing Zoo Crew?
also, I can see 2 future Pet Avengers,,,

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>>92094241
I thought it was making fun of the Super Pets.

>>92093958
Holy shit, Him married Her pretty much predicted The Visions.

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>>92094197
Not enough repeating lines.

>>92086765
>oh yeah, I remember
Really? That's how you react?

>>92094027
and with the exception of Captain Mar-vell who is still dead, both Jean and Elektra came back.

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>>92087117
>What if Frank died but his family became a trio of Punishers?

This. This is what's going to save Marvel. Someone get to it.

>>92093817
Excellent. This is an absolute fucking classic.

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John Byrne actually did this in Alpha Flight, with Snowbird fighting a ice monster in a blizzard.

>>92094069
>>92094103

Ugh its like reading one of those shitty hellcat or mockingbird comics by {{{those}}} writers

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>>92094361
Just goes to show you cancer is tougher than knives or alien death-rays.

>>92094133
I can confirm that this happens in Toledo

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>>92094511
You're going to have to import some evil madmen.

>>92094362
lol Sue's body image issues would go down the fucking drain and she'd be a fucking emotional wreck
>I'd get my dick crushed in female thing

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Considering how often Strange gets depowered...

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>>92094622
Why else do you think she's decided to use a purse as a weapon? It drags out their suffering.

>>92094328
>all these people are gone
>now its just quesada alone in a kiddy pool

>>92094203
this power girl is already demonstrating more personality than DC's has in her entire existence

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And that was What If the Watcher Was a Stand-Up Comedian?

>>92094665
More like Quesada lounging on a hammock while writers like Bendis and Slott bang action fingers together getting them damaged and broken like a bunch of man-children.

>>92094157
>Ending of Universe-X

>>92093863
>black widows eating their mate joke
kek

My sides thank you.

>>92094133
Burger Hell would be an insanely popular franchise because people would never get tired of saying 'I'll see you in Burger Hell'

>>92086651
>What if Thanos Turned Galactus Into a Human Being?
>"Some things are worth than death, mortal"

underrated quip

>>92094524
Let's be honest. The comics would have been better without the unstable molecules.

>>92094361
Mar-Vell came back but it tuned out to be a Skrull that was too good at double-think and lost the plot

>>92094009
Man, that Luke Cage joke panel if it was made today

>>92094027
>characters survive only to retire
I wish this would really happen, it's like the ultimate troll

>>92094545
I didn't know cousins can marry in America.

>>92094691
Fucking hell that last panel haha

>>92093935
and now scenes like this unironically happen once every two months

>>92094203
I don't understand the letter from the lawy-
>Wonder WOMAN
>Power GIRL
oh ho ho

>>92094622
Well, I guess Sharon Ventura is for you then

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>>92094916
>I didn't know cousins can marry in America.
In a large part of the nation, yes. But world wide very few places ban it. Genetics isn't that much of an argument, as if that is an issue then we would have banned older women from getting pregnant.

>>92094916
its more of a Shelbyville thing

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>>92094629
I would seriously read a comic with this basis

>>92086641
This is easily one of the best single issues that Marvel has ever published.

>>92095264
The one from the first volume is even better. The more rapid fire format works perfect for the concept that they were going for.

>>92095232
there's a guy kinda like that in Mother Panic, though he combined gadgets with stage tricks

What If? v1-2 here: >>92092068

bumping to read

>>92094629
>misspelling "Dunninger"
This bothers me more than it should.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K4wL5fX3xGQ

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>>92086641

>>92093817
Why is there a second Wolverine behind The Watcher?

>>92093878
>Captain America stays as Nomad
>book gets cancelled

heh

>>92093935
This is what modern Marvel comics actually are like now.

>>92093958
Can someone explain the top one?

>>92093958
>What If Black Bolt Got The Hiccups?

Why does this never happen?

>>92094027
>this page

this is fucking depressing

>>92094133
>manhattan destroyed

should happen

>>92094180
This is basically the Pet Avengers.

Hold on, if it wasn't from either of these, then where was "What if Galactus was Uncle Ben's nephew" from

>>92094265
>Daredevil page by FRANK MILLER

This is better than anything I could have hoped for in this issue.

>>92094295
>>92094328
nice

>>92094426
This is the single best page of a comic ever.

>>92094426
>John Byrne actually did this in Alpha Flight, with Snowbird fighting a ice monster in a blizzard.

I need to see this.

This is what happens when artist who love what they do are allowed to have fun.

>>92094712
This is a thing of beauty.

>>92102182
I think it might have been a backup feature from another issue?

>>92086888
So this is why he only has daughters

>>92102182
Someone post these.

>>92086641
On cover alone I'm in.

>>92102068
"Him" and "Her" were names of Marvel characters for a while for some reason. It was stupid. "Her" became Kismet and I forget what happened to "Him". They were like, cosmic beings I think.

>>92094203
Already fucking hard now. Where's the porn?!

>>92087597

that's why you'd wish you were dead

>>92102068
>>92103873
"Him" became Adam Warlock.

>>92094748
That Dr Doom one is killing me

>>92102254
Almost the entire fight is white, but the crazy part is that it doesn't feel lazy.

Alpha Flight #6 if you want to read it.

>>92087553
Ironically most of the time

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>>92102254

>>92108258
That's great.

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>>92094629
Fresh reaction image.

Bump for reading.

>>92086904
>MJ's wordbubble
hurtsjustalittle.jpg

>>92086765
>Why do you look like a mango?
kekerino

>>92087816
Marvel has a LOT of comedy books out right now. A few of them just ended not long ago.

They had Slapstick, Great Lake Avengers, Squirrel Girl, Gwenpoole and Hellcat to name a few.

>>92094545
> Old Man Logan

>>92111777
The only thing funny about Squirrel Girl, Gwenpool, and Hellcat is how bad they are.

>>92111967
Doesn't change that they are supposed to be comedy books.

>>92112018
They're supposed to be comedy, but I'd call them tragedy.

>>92094691
>there's a 100% chance that someone somewhere jerked off to that last one

>>92086696
She knew exactly what she was doing.

>>92094203
I love the "Distinguished Competition" nickname, too bad they don't use it anymore.

>>92086867
but he did and laughed that his name was Paste Pot Pete.

Thanks for uploading this!

>>92108258
Awesome. Thanks.

What do you think of this comic's official digital version?

>>92086867
>SCHLOPP

>>92095105
Huh, it appears the better question is where can't they marry?

>>92118378
most third worlders are married to their cousins

>>92117154
Does it have one? Is that what's posted in the thread?

>>92094465
That's the joke, although I am impressed of how ahead of its time it is.

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>>92094133
>Daredevil playing darts

>>92123170
dd blind jokes will never get old

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>>92111777
>They had Slapstick, Great Lake Avengers, Squirrel Girl, Gwenpoole and Hellcat to name a few
>every single one of those books were godawful

The fuck has happened to marvel? It's like anyone who had even a basic idea of what a joke is is long gone now.

>>92123528
Your pic is very related. D*sney happened. There's no consequence for Marvel's failure at this point, they're part of the cancer killing entertainment media now and cannot die even if they want to.

thanks again OP

>>92124674
It's not Disney's fault unless Disney told them to do webcomic styled political propaganda pamphlets in "comic book" format and charge $10 for them.

>>92109616
is it me or does that bowl say "boners"?

So how many of these have come true so far?

>>92124674
No, it was because Disney didn't step in and intervene, ironically enough. At this point I hope the Mouse slaps their shit silly and causes a complete overhaul. It's the only way to salvage Marvel at this point.

>>92087117
Punisher MAX Family by Ennis WHEN

>>92127410
"Fondue" from what I can see.

>>92087048
That just reminded me. They didn't tie up the loose end with the leader in MCU did they