Meanwhile, in /co/ Animation Studio...

>>92077869
> we need more subtle cuckoldry cartoons to appeal to the white millenial demographic.
> I need ideas yesterday!

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I don't mean to alarm you, but someone put magic mushrooms in the coffee machine again
If you've had more than three cups of coffee in the past hour or so, buckle up

>>92077869

So, season 3 episode 1 Mabel catches Dipper masturbating. y/n?

>>92078115
have you read that 'penis-sama' doujin, with the mara pillar? we're going with that

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>>92077869
SHITTERS CLOGGED

AGAIN

We ran out of the dog food we use to feed our Korean slaves, which one of you's gonna run to the store and buy some more?

>>92078284
just crap some paper from the shredder bin, mash it up with water, and tell them its oatmeal

>>92078284
I will as long as you help me wok on the script for Wendy's the animated series pilot

>>92078335
Fine, but don't expect me to write an EXTRA THICC episode about her, I'd rather write her as a smug snarky girl with tons of charisma.
>>92078314
Anon, Koreans are smart enough to differentiate between edible and non-edible food, you're thinking of our back-up Filipino slaves.

>>92077869
We're bankrupt, see ya in hell

>>92078284
>>92078441
What happen to our request for child laborers? Did one you fuckers mistake it for toilet paper?

>>92078502
Unfortunately, the UN has banned child slavery of any race and nationality, but they're allowing slavery if it's from South-East Asian countries for animation purposes as long as we feed them and wire minimum wages to their families at home.

>>92077869
Not a pegbar or a tablet in sight. What kinda shitty studio are you running, /co/?

>>92077869
Hey, the latest group of CalArts suckers just graduated. Who wants to ruin their lives?

>>92077869

>OK so there's this chick with a dick and...
>Welcome aboard

>>92078592
They're willing to share their degeneracy with us if we open up a Starbuck's and Wedny's in the ground floor of our building, so should we?

>>92078502

I think /tv/ Productions inc. outbid us on that one.

>>92078646
Better open a Tim Horton's too. Get those Sheridan grads before they're tainted by ToonBoom.

>>92078979
Well, might as well build that too, Tara Strong has recently signed a contract with us and she will be voice-acting all of our female characters from now on.

Where's the cocaine? I left t on the counter and it's gone.

>>92079452
Wait, that wasn't coffee creamer? Oh man, the anon who mixed and drank it with that shroom coffee must feel like he's in hell right now.

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WHY IS EVERYTHING A MAC OR APPLESHIT? YOU STUPID ASSFUCK NORMES MY MY RIG IS SO MUCH MORE POWERFUL AND EFFICEINT THEN THESE SHILL KEKPUTERSS.

>>92077869
>and then the fat cat lady makes fun of drumpf

Hey boss, Tara's here to pick up her check but that malnourished intern hasn't made it back from the bank yet. Should I just offer to let her voice more characters and give her an IOU?

>>92079871
Yeah, sure, she'll probably forget to pick up her check later anyway because she gets a million of them from other animation studios. That'll save us some cash.

Anyhow, I'll go check on the intern and see if she's passed out on the sidewalk yet again, I'll give her a cup of instant noodles out of sympathy if she is.

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Okay, which one of you failed abortions took my lasagna from the fridge?

>>92079841
Your attitude is triggering me, I'm filing a complaint with HR.

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Alright guy, just got back from talking with the boss. He said we can't just have a show about a trap getting fuck by his classmates, and had to change the plot and make it more kid friendly.

Suggestions?

Which idiot keeps posting our own comics to the win-o thread?

>>92080426
Have him get fucked by his teachers instead!

I don't think parents would approve of a cartoon about two girls who furiously make out every five minutes

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>>92077869
(angry korean noises followed by gunshot)

WHO'S BEEN DRAWING DICKS ON PEOPLES DESKS

THIS IS THE TENTH TIME THIS WEEK

>>92077869
Guys, we have a problem. The skeleton army just got here.

>>92079358
....And all four are Raven.

>>92080426
How about we just make all of the classmates into potential romantic interests for the trap? It'll be kid-friendly, progressive, profitable, and the internet will make tons of porn of it anyway instead of us making them. It's a win-win.

>>92080715
I'm 99% sure everyone in this place draws dicks on their desks.

나 집에 가고싶다

I got an idea. Let's make a show 'bout some cute gay boys

>>92081272
Too vanilla, the networks won't let it fly.

>>92081320
Ok, uh.... how about we make one of them a Twink, the other a succubus, and another a robot made of cocks?

>>92081409

>>92079274

>>92081259
Get back to work, filthy slave, otherwise I'll cut off a large portion your rice rations tonight for being disobedient.

>>92081272
Gay boys? It's 2017 man, we need to push the envelope here. Let's make one of those boys a gender fluid female who Identifies as a boy during the vernal equinox and the other boy a horse.

>>92081584
>Referring to species
God, what a fucking xenoclastivortrashophobe

off topic shitposting. sage and report

>>92081611
Interspecies is in right now, we need to push this thing out yesterday if we want to be relevant. Do any of those koreans know flash?

>>92081633
I called them up yesterday and they said they use frash, it might be a new version of flash and R, no idea.

>>92081633
They'll know anything you want them to after they spend a couple of nights in the Boiler

>>92081633

They do but it's Macromedia Flash MX 2004.

You wanted the North Best Korean's yeah?

>>92077869
This isn't at all what I though working in animation would be like. This sucks.

WHOA these papers all have DRAWINGS on them!

>>92081955

Wait! wait! wait! ...ah fuck now they're all out of order.

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Hey mister! I'm bored. You got any good cartoons i could watch?

>>92077902
>Get the fuck out here, Juden.

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>>92077869
EY GUYS! WE REALLY NEED TO DELIVER THE STORYBOARD!!

AM NOT JOKING!

GUYS!?

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Guys there was this crazy hobo outside saying he got some ideas for our stuff. pic related
Gave him some bread out of sympathy

>>92082516
I think Mike made the storyboard for our Teen Titans pitch, the one where all the femal characters life in the tower and go to school together. It's a slice of life with boy trouble, lesbian experiments and generally being cute.

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Something about the new guy keeps putting me off... are we sure he's in the right office?

>>92082651
i don't want to be that guy,but we are really bad with deadlines, i'm looking at you Kricfalusi

>>92082634
ins't this guy from ZZ Top?

>>92082028
Run, child. RUN. These are bad people who will steal your stockings and tear holes in your teddy in strange places

>>92082028
>>92082715
No child, don't run. This man is lying to you.

What kind of stockings do you wear?

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>>92082028
Watch Jayce and the Wheeled Warriors so that you don't turn into a Stacy pleb when you're older

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>>92077869
Were not being to on the nose are we? We dealt with some heavy ass shit when Michael tryed pushing that shota book club thing.

>>92082901
My master always said "Write what you know is the first rule of creative work"

>>92080426
>>92080565
>>92081151
Good ideas, guys.

Who should we make the main love interest?

>>92082983
On his side, the most popular girl in school. To the class as a whole, the school bully.

>>92082983
what about a reverse trap girl?

>>92083028
that's gay DESU

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>>92077869
For fuck sake /co/, stop adding romantic nods to the main character and the female companion.
She's 12 for christ sake!

>>92082028
Hello and welcome to /cp/.. I mean /co/ Animation Studios! We're rather small and cater to a... niche audience at the moment which sadly does not include your demographic. If you wish, you may visit the Mass Retail Disney Store just down the road! Have a good day!

;-;

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>>92082934
Who the fuck hired this Chinese philosopher!?

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>>92077869
First scene (bedroom)
>vaginal sex
>"Yeah! Ah! Ah! Drill it! Drill it! Yeah!"
>"What are you gonna do now, bitch?"
>"Please me and my pussy!"
>"As you say, beautiful girl."
>coraline sucks Kubo's cock
>"Stop it now, Cory! I am going to cum!"
>Kubo cums onto Coralines face

Second scene (in pool, underwater)
>vaginal sex
>anal sex
>oral sex
>"harble blurp blar"

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>the intro
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pI54IVdh4po

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Why did you lay me off

>>92083330
/k/, now isn't the time.

The demons in the basement weren't satisfied with our last batch of interns, boss. What do we do?

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>>92083434
send it more interns, you mongoloid

>>92083483
But sir, there are no more interns.

>>92083505
all right you go in

>>92082028
oh GOD whose child is this? Someone cover this place up! And why do the desks have dic- CLEAN THE DESKS!

the PCITURES they're comINg TO LIFE

There's a man in the lobby. Says his name is Chris Hansen.

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>>92077869
>Stupid? STUPID?! YOU THINK IT'S STUPID?!
>>The trap scene is long and stupid anon! Long! And stupid!

>>92083631
tell him he's lying

>>92083629
Yes!!! my waifu will finally become real

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>>92083643
>Oh yeah? Well you know your big romance cliffhanger episode? You know what I think of it?
>Theeeeeeere! Yeeeeeeaaaaaaah~!

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>>92083672
>Oh yeah? Well you know the big reveal that the girl was naked the whole time?

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>>92083695

>>92083708
*record scratch* yep that's me

>>92083305
>>92083718
i don´t think nick is going to pick this for their new series

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>>92083797
What I hate from you is that you don't have own network. /co/ TV? /co/Channel? SOmething like tahat.

I wonder what those weebs across the street are doing...

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>>92083907
... never mind

Please
I korean animator am very hungry and tired
Want to see family again

>>92082704
Yeah, I hired him, he's great at managing our resources and capital even though his resume is very controversial.

>>92084037
come on, Kim one more frame and you can have your paycheck

>>92083330
Listen, /k/ommander, we just gave you a sabbatical so you can ease off your mind.

I mean, you literally pointed guns at people because one of them ate your favorite donut, just go to the therapist once a week and you'll get your job back within 3 months if the results are good.

>>92083505
Darn, guess we need to start hiring more people from CalArts and check the Institute of Illinois for potential interns as well.

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>>92084112
come on I only fired a warning shot

>>92084188
No excuses, go see Dr. Freckelstein at this instant.

who keeps installing glory holes in the men's bathroom?


keep up the good work

>>92077869
Do any of you anons have or ever used Pencil2D?
is the software good for beginners first animation?
i know it's free but i like to know from anons who've used it.

Guys, I need to include some anime references but I've never actually watched anime. What should I use? I was thinking pokemon. Kids still like pokemon, right?

>>92084891
Get a load a this square. Nowadays its all about NGE references for people who've never watched anime.. Get with the times, grandpa!

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So when are you all going to stop drawing shit fetish porn and get back to making cartoons?

You're letting the new director from /aco/ have too much control of the resources.

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>>92083708
>>92083672
>>92083643
>>92083695

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>>92084954
Anon, the porn is easily our biggest money maker.

We split it up into 20 different Patreons that we shill the fuck out off. The best part is we at first release a bunch of content, and once we get them hooked we slow down to one picture a month with the occasional request! Each Patreon is pulling in 100 grand a month!

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>>92085199
Are you using that money to make animation or are you just using that money to build a podcast studio?

Why did French /co/ or even Irish /co/ have to shut down? At the very least the French would properly fund their projects with the porn they make.

>>92084954
Either we pander to degenerates with fat wallets so we can keep ourselves financially stable, or we make decent non-shocking media and get virtually zero ratings because our work doesn't shock or offend any regular Joe and doesn't interest cable companies in airing it in their channels.

That's how hard being an animation company nowadays, because once somebody gets showered with money by abandoning all of their artistic creativity and dignity, everyone else are mandated to follow their footsteps or they'll get left behind with nothing but bankruptcy and broken dreams.

Thank God our Patreon scheme is keeping us afloat for the time being, at least.

>>92085338
>>92084954
Why is our boss a talking cat?

>>92077869
Alright, which waifubait shall we come with for our new series?

Listen guys, we just can't keep animiating /tv/ memes.

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Everyone shut up. It's time for dailies.
First shot is up; notes?

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>>92085449
But why not make art for arts sake? Why retread the same old ground? For the sake of earning a few dollars?

Furthermore, if you are going to draw that much porn I ask you this. Why not animate it? Why not make well made animated porn for those fat wallets. Then with that money you can fund the really awesome projects. If you're going to scam them why not put out images from key scenes to the supporters all the while making a finished animation project? Then release it for all to see.

Who needs cable companies to air our works? Why not create our own video platform or use the many platforms out there to get to the masses. I doubt the porn tube sites out there would mind some OC animated porn. Or even non porn related.

All of which to fuel and fund the projects that will so dearly save animation and win the culture war. So that art for the sake of art may once again breath, so that we may inspire artists around the globe to produce high quality of art. The greatest art of all, the moving, living, breathing art of animation.

>>92085484

I'm not a boss, jus a vocally disgruntled viewer. Who is disappointed at the wasted potential.

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OH SHIT! We had to send the storyboards to the animators in 1h, but we lost them! We have to redraw them from scratch! Everyone, open up paint and finish them, i'll start

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>>92085595
Y'know, you do sound like you know what to do to solve our financial issues and recognize how it's painfully difficult to get any proper recognition for any original work we created, so I'm proposing you a job as our animation director.

Just realize that we need to find something that will make us bank first, afterwards we can come up and create artistic masterpieces that will be remembered for its characters and story, not for how much people want to lewd the females in the show.

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>>92085647
>1h
You really need that much time?

>>92084112
/k/ommandos need to organized against the /co/poration.

NEEDS MORE MUSCLE GROWTH

>>92085724
We would have had them yesterday, but there was a gas leak in the studios catacombs, and we had to evacuate the midgets

Why the fuck did no one attend my gym session yesterday?

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>>92085647
There!

Now that our comedy short is finished, and knowing how much the internet loves sucking up this type of media, we will be swimming in pools of gold coins for eons!

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>>92085700
So long as things get done, just pick something that can made well and get it done. We'll have to scrimp and save while focusing the money on the art being done as best as we can. Sorta like what Ralph Bakshi did.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WApcUBcVMos

Except we don't need to be political about it, but we gotta tingle the people's brain some. Maybe with some very surface level philosophy and plenty of lewdness. Something people can quote and easily consume.

We'll make people think its a flagship. After a season or two we'll start introducing some animated shorts with some of the artists at the head of the short. Either due to the style of art or the specific genre they want to showcase. The shorts can be stand alones or as mini pilots for future series.

This will allow our artists the ability to craft works that allow them the most amount of freedom. As we accumulate more funds from our 'flagship' or borderline porn we can start turning those artist shorts into full fledged shows. In which we'd be training and allowing those artists to become their own art directors.

I would project that there is a possibility of some artists branching off and creating their own studios. Which isn't a bad thing, and we should be supportive of their creative endeavours.

>>92085338
French /co/ got shut down because they refused to draw the fetish porn we demanded they draw. We'll reopen them when they comply.

Irish /co/ has been assimilated with Scottish /co/ to save resources.

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>>92085999
Hips, ass, and tits wasn't enough for you?

Scottish /co/ takes forever to do anything though. Irish /co/ took a while too, but they at the very least were consistent and were gave us accurate release dates.

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>>92077869
Alright I have a delivery for this address for '40 cakes'. Can I get someone to sign off?

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On what network should it be? /co/Adult?

>>92086057
>ok
>*snickers as I pull out pen and start to sign*
>I'll take them
>*audibly laughing as I finish signing*
>and that's horrible!
>*guffawing as I wheel in the cart*

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>>92079721
AAAAAAAAAAA

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>>92086071
Do you want to raise Milt Kahl from his grave and kick your ass? If so, keep being a lazy artist. If you don't want him to kick ass give it your all when drawing it.

So go and draw it again, this time better. Much better.

Hey stupids, could troglodytes you not pile all the garbage sketches in one bin? We have like 20 more AT EVERY FUCKING DESK, STOP PUTTING THEM IN MINE. I'M SORRY I SKIMPED OUT ON LUNCH ONE FUCKING TIME

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>>92086167
Kahl fucking sucks; according to our hero, John K.

>>92085535
we need to change the stuff on her face to be white, so people can tell its semen.

>>92086193
>Puts shitty sketch on your desk

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>>92086193
Uh... can I have those sketches? Some of the other interns are going to be back from lunch soon. I want to grab the good ones before they get back.

I have a coffee for you in the meantime.

>>92082634
He's still standing here.MENACINGLY
(should i call security ?)

John K is ranting outside of our building naked. Again. Could someone go kick him in the dick? I would, but the last time I did I had to throw out my shoes.

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>>92086226
k, that's an easy fix.

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>>92086221
John K was talking about how he didn't like the blandification of Disney. He talks the world about Milt's skill.

http://johnkstuff.blogspot.ca/2007/06/disney-gets-almost-specific.html

Even Milt was bored by the bland characters, but he had the work ethic to do the job excellently.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l_yC0-fGawc&feature=player_embedded

John attacks Disney for almost being as funny as WB or MGM cartoons. He still enjoys the talented work done, but doesn't stick around long because they aren't that funny.

>>92086293
Speak of the devil.

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FUCK, MY HOT POCKET!

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I just got news that we have to make a Dog-Pigeon cartoon. Any ideas?

>>92086546
Is the setting in New York, Chicago, or Toronto? That'll decide a lot things.

>>92086257
>takes a sip
>throws it at the floor
You worthless piece of garbage, I wanted a LOW fat chai latte, not a SKIMMED chai latte! Get your ass back to the ground floor Starbucks and get me my order right out of your own money, right NOW!

>>92086600
I've been told it's L.A. Make of that as you will.

>>92086546
Well, it's going to be a series of shorts aired between the important shows we're actually working on, so it can be composed of nothing other than pigeon and dog jokes in a city environment.

It's gonna have a children's storybook artstyle and animation, since it IS based on a children's storybook series after all. At least it'll be cheap to animate and we can recycle it as many times as needed.

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>>92086619
Why did it have to be L.A.

Are they trying to cash in on BoJack Horseman or something?

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>>92086546
there's no development budget for this.
just marry it with this other thing found crumpled up in the writers room. done in one.

>>92086719
Someone get /toy/ on the line, we might have Next Christmas' best seller.

>>92086719
So uh... Let's see... uh

>ruffles through old post-it notes

Dog-Pigeon Versus Kracken-Man. That'll put butts in the seats.

>>92086675
It's so easy to make fun of the liberals and celebrities in an LA settings, it doesn't have to be original, we can say mean things about Justin Bieber and our ratings would skyrocket.

Like, if we make this Dog-Pigeon whatever peed on a celebrity people generally don't like because it thought it was a fire hydrant or a tree, we could be on the top of the IMDb page for 10 years just for a simple pandering tactic.

Just imagine the possibilities, the Dog-Pigeon could be our goldmine like how TTG is CN's goldmine, except the majority of people would actually like our show for insulting things that mildly annoy them.

>>92086740
WE'LL MAKE MILLIONS

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DARIA MARATHON IN THE BREAK ROOM!

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>>92086899
If you're going to spend your time not animating at least spend that time making caricatures of each other or something.

>>92085595
>But why not make art for arts sake?

Because it doesn't keep the lights on or food on the table, or my trap hookers sucking my cock.

>>92086899
Dubs say it must be true

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>>92086941
So in two years time when things get more stagnant and we wonder why art is dead you'll be happy with meeting basic necessities?

Also, stop calling the interns hookers. Do that to people who aren't working for us, and do it on your own time outside of work please. We have to pay those people to not report us to the labour board. That and we can't afford the lawsuit.

>>92086939
but it's research for the new Lil Daria reboot we are making for Cartoon Network.

>>92087128
So does anyone have our bribe money for fan artist to draw Lil' Daria hanging out with Mandy and Gaz?

We just lost $700,000 due to Alan Moore stealing office supplies. What do?

>>92079841
Bro, the reason we got Macs is because you can't play games on them, all you can do is shitpost on the net and work on stuff.

If we got a PC for everyone, y'all would be playing Civ V for hours and not getting any work done, so get back to work you lazy ass.

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I may or may not have kid napped Sam Rami to give us license to "Evil Dead". How do we wanna make this "Evil Dead" cartoon?

>>92087849
Make Bruce Campbill voice him and have him do awesome shit in a postapocalyptic horror setting, we can then pitch the show to Adult Swim.

>>92081272
Who piss their pants all day long? That's that one guy's idea.

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>>92087431
Dammit, guys, it was probably that jackass that slipped the mushrooms into our coffee around a few hours prior!

I don't have enough money to go to Office Depot again!

>>92087968
I have a wad of hundreds, but that's my stripper money. You ain't getting it from me fucko

Who keeps drawing dicks on all the girls?

They're getting a promotion!

WHO THE FUCK BROKE INTO MY DARIA PORN STASH?!?! ILL FUCKIN KILL EM

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Hey, it's me, Anon from /asp/. Since that guy from Smashing Pumpkins bought it up, I feel like interest in the NWA might be building. You guys wanna make somethin with this?

>>92077869

Guys I just had an amzing idea, check this out: How about we make the lolis' parents lolis and shotas too?

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Where are the in-betweens for episode 3?! I told you all we're pressed for time and the deadline is due by Saturday! Who do you think you're working for, John K.?

>>92088399
Shit that's a great idea, someone give him a few hundred dollars.

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>>92083643
>>92083672
>>92083695
>>92083708
Hey guys just so you know we have about 20 minutes left and 96% of the film left to finish. I'll let you get back to work.

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>>92088452

>>92080624

just call them backwards and anti-LGTIWTF or whatever.

Guys, the voice actors in the booth are having a breakdown and trying to kill themselves.

Who told them that they weren't getting paid?

>>92088540
Which voice actors?! Is Tara in there?

>>92080624
It's fine, we can do most of the kissing and sex stuff offscreen. We'll just dub in some smooching and noodle stirring sound effects, maybe a maon or two,

WHO! PISSED! IN MY COOOOLLLLLAAAAAA?!?!

>>92088556
Er, well, she was here but she was kidnapped by /mlp/ Studios, she's on her now...

>>92088663
Well, shit. She was the only one we paid.

>>92088675
Wha--we weren't paying her for voice acting. We're paying for her to be in orgy tonight as Ashi.

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guys here's my new cartoon concept

it's like steven universe but all the voices will be done by mc ride

>>92088800
Dubs make it so

Who let Zack Snyder into the board room? He keeps rubbing dirt onto everything white.

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Guys DC comics just gave us a offer to make a animated adaptation of one of there most popular series

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We're eating from the dustbin of ideology
We should make a cartoon that explains Hegel to children.

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>>92077869
obligatory comic

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Hey guys, theres free /cake/ in the lunch room!

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>>92090950
Cake?! I love cake!

>>92084954
Anon, that fetish porn IS the cartoon.

Also, we never payed back /tg/ for the money we borrowed, they're threatening to send over some Nurgle's rot our way if we don't pay them back or finish our promise

>>92090816
My god this is beautiful

>>92090816
That was a wonderful thread

>>92080624
Well Japan released one years go, and we can't afford to be left behind the curve
There are little girls out there, Johnny, little brown girls who have yet to realize how exciting touching lips and tongue with a white girl is, and it is our god given duty to provide the catalyst for their lily awakening

>>92090816
replacing anon's blood with coffee, yeah i definitely see a potential in there, great comic, looking forward for co animation studios.

>>92086546
You can't just rip off nickolodeon, they have money to sue.