Voltron: Legendary Defender

>>92062878
1 episode

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>>92062878
Half the season, at most.

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gotta love the mice

The cast needs more suffering, especially Pidge.

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At least 4-5 episodes.
>>92063482
Whatcha drawing there, buddy?

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>>92062955
I hope not. The team needs to be able to stand on their own feet without Best Dad around. Keith needs to step up, Pidge's story needs to get more traction, while Lance and Hunk seriously need more development.

>>92063698
It's not my drawing actually, it's a WIP and I found it on Tumblr.
The post was made months ago so I doubt it'll ever be finished, but it's still quite a nice picture. I gotta take what I can get.

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>Possibly 8 seasons in total
>5 more seasons of this fandom
my dudes I'm not gonna make it

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>>92064830
Imagine all these fun filler episodes.

>>92064849
CASINO EPISODE.

>>92064830
>six seasons of Lotorfags being sperglords, and not even fun sperglords like old school DotU Lotorfags

Someone please set me free.

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>>92064849
Voltron's one of those rare times where I absolutely want more filler episodes. Space mall was so great.

>>92063171
>Ywn get to look at beach body Sendak

>>92063795
Best Dad is Coran, they'll be fine.

>>92064830
>beach episode
>musical episode
>casino episode
>multiple heist episodes
>mice only episode
>crossdressing episode
>space olympics episode like the original

>>92064980
>mice pov of Paladin's secrets episode
Truly what would be the #1 episode.

>>92064949
>Sendak and Eyebrows at the beach, playing in the water, splashing each other
>Haxus watches from the beach, under his umbrella, looking grumpier than ever

>>92064830
I've seen people use this as "proof" that the ratings were "bumped up". This is just the Australian classification system. They gave Voltron a PG due to the violence. Australia is pretty sensitive about that compared to America.

>>92065054
Sirk and Svendak keep trying to catch a crab, with Svendak initially being successful until it does a classic comic pinch. They even build a trap, but accidentally get caught in it themselves while the crab silently watches them struggle to get out.

>>92065162
The rating was never bumped up. S1 and 2 were always rated PG.

>>92065162
Americans know nothing of TV outside America. The US is actually pretty weird with how they don't mind violence but sex is a no go.

Wonder if the German dub censored the weapons like they did with Naruto.

>>92065236
I know that. I was clarifying because a lot of people believe it was bumped up to allow "LGBT content".

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Was it rape?

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>>92065340
>a lot of people
kek. The Voltron House I take it?

>>92065162
It's not. Seasons one and two were PG in Australia too. So was Legend of Korra when you search for that.

Australia just has a different, and much more sensitive rating system than the US. It's just people are dumb, and don't even look at the fucking website. That being said, I do think Voltron has more leeway than Korra did, being on Netflix. It's essentially the creators self-censoring anyway.
>>92065188
Kyza is the best at catching crabs, by far. She's lived outside for so long, she's the best hunter there is on the beach.

Best Lotor is there, hoping to catch crabs too. The genital kind.

>>92065392
Taking after his dolphin spirit animal.

>>92065405
That's exactly what I said.

>>92065405
>Best Lotor is there, hoping to catch crabs too. The genital kind.
Keith should have raised him better.

>>92065490
Kek, I love how nobody bothers to read your posts properly just like idiots looking at the 7 seasons info.

>>92065545
This is also why we had people looking for deleted scenes a month ago.

>>92065545
I'm used to it. Can't expect much from this site either.

>>92065614
>WHERE'S THE EASTER CONTENT, LAUREN?!

>>92065661
It's obviously confirmation of Eggllura.

>>92065531
Best Lotor tries some shit with Svendak, Sincline kicks face in Best Lotor's face

>>92065756
*Sand in Best Lotor's face
Born and raised in this country and I can't even stop myself from typing an engrish error

>>92065756
Sirk and Sincline both bury Best Lotor in the sand against his will. When he finally gets out, he tattles to Zarkon and Keith about it.

>>92065799
>>92065756
Zarkon watches passively from a beach towel and thinks how manly his younger sons have grown up to be.

>>92064980
>Formal wear episode
>Normal non-crisis day-in-the-life episode
>Coran/Slav "lower decks" episode
>"Naked Now"-style everyone gets high/uninhibited episode

>>92065885
>>92065904
>Keith: 'You watched them bury him and you did NOTHING?!?'
>Zarkon: 'You may not realize this, but he tends to get himself into these situations.'
>Keith: 'Such as???'
>Zarkon: 'Such as when just 30 minutes ago, he went up and kissed Svendak, against his will I may add, in order to piss off Sincline, your son.'
>Keith: 'I...we'll punish him accordingly, but I don't think he should've been buried in the sand'
>Zarkon: 'You're being soft dear, it's enabling him to act that way.'

>>92066009
>Year of Hell two parter

>>92066040
Zarkon wanted to send them to a military boarding school but noooooo.

>>92066351
Specifically Best Lotor, but nothing that would hurt Keith's precious children of course! (disregarding Best Lotor's reputation of starting shit with almost everyone he meets because Keith is too lenient)

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>>92066138
>the one episode where they can go all out on tragically killing the protagonists
I want this.

>>92066428
>Specifically Best Lotor
Wut. Best Lotor is Zarkon's favorite kid too. Sincline is the one he's always pushing to be more manly and the least favorite of the Zeith kids.

>>92064203
Antok needs to be explored a bit more in our galrafag lore. We had some good character building for him last time, but I feel we could still talk about him individually rather than his relationship to others.

>>92066632
Zarkon wanted to send Best Lotor to military boarding school because it's a family tradition. He wants the best for the best son.

>>92066671
Did we ever decide if he's older or younger than Kyza? And how old are they anyway? I like to imagine Kyza is quite a bit younger than Yurak, because age gaps are cute.

>>92066632
I mean, I remember some galrafag lore waay back a couple weeks ago with Zarkon having his moments where even he got fed up with Best Lotor being a shit. Then again, you're right, he'll have forgiven Best Lotor for his blatant sexual harassment at the beach and punish Sincline for it.

>>92066750
Zarkon occasionally gets fed up. Keith never gets fed up.

>>92066740
Antok is obviously physically imposing over her, however she could beat the shit out of him if she wanted to, so he doesn't try to fight her for shits and giggles. He does decide to train with her sometimes, for practice. Kyza wants him to know how to defeat anyone that fights like her, so that way her brother won't get killed.
Do we want him to be 3 years younger than Kyza or 3 years older?

>>92066900
Older, I think. I bet Antok has all sorts of weird habits since he's a halfbreed.

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>galrafags not even waiting for dead thread storage to write their fanfics now
/vld/ is truly fucking dead

>>92066975
Since he's a halfbreed, did he get his tail from his mother's species? And what does his mother look like?
One of those habits is flicking his tail in inappropriate environments. He can be sitting behind someone and his tail will occasionally flick their head accidentally.

>>92066750
>punish Sincline for it
Zarkon was initially conflicted. On the one hand, his heir and favorite has been injured but on the other, it was an excellent display of strength and dominance.
Keith's unhappiness is the deciding factor. Happy wife, happy life.

>>92067117
Yeah, the tail comes from his mothers side. He's been known to use his tail during fights too, which the other Blade members call cheating.

>>92067112
I guess I can understand your annoyance, our unique poster count hasn't changed much or at all for 20 minutes and the last recent posts have been us galrafags. Still, we don't mean any harm to you, apologies if I annoyed you.

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>5 months

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So putting the shipping bias of this post aside, has anyone tried Klance commenting on an official video? It'd be a subtle confirmation if Dreamworks marketing has an actual plan in place to deescalate and disengage with the loud Klance side of the fanbase.

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>>92067211
What is this, an image for ants?

>>92067175
aint even mad, it just sucks that there's nothing else to talk about really

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>>92067112
>>92067175
Eh, it's Wednesday. Not exactly /vld/ primetime.

Imma post a Pidge.

>>92067260
We were doing so well anon, not a single post about this shit...

>>92067304
Hey, it's technically about their media policy.

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>>92067260
I think the VLD team would probably be very happy if the klocusts were phased out of communication with them, as they're probably tired of klancers trying to shit on their employees over shipping. It's not like most of these 14 year old fucks even buy their own netflix or merch anyway, just stream it, so they're of no interest to Dreamworks/Netflix/etc.

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>>92067286
New conversation topic.
What pokemon would the characters train?

>>92067416
Shiro exclusively trains eevees.

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>>92067416
>The obvious one

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>Fuck
>Kill
>Marry
Choose wisely, anons.

Ms-paint anon here, tell ya what /vld/
To try and not clutter up the thread with too much galrafagging (as much as I love it, I don't want too much of that discussion over actual show discussion), how about some shitty ms-paint doodle requests?

>>92067474
Fuck Pidge, Marry Hunk, Kill Lance.

>>92067474
I'd have a hard time choosing between Hunk and Pidge who I was gonna fuck or marry, I guess.

>>92067474
Fuck Hunk, marry Pidge, and kill Lance
This is the only correct choice, faggots

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>>92067475
Pidge with a bird on her head.

>>92067475
Shiro drowning his sorrows at a bar.

>>92067475
Altean Iverson

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>>92067475
Shiro, but replace his white fluff with a white kitten.

>>92067562
I'll get to you as soon as I do the previous two requests. If I remember correctly, you requested this drawn on paper but it was really late at night on my end, so I went to bed sorry :/

>>92067504
This is the only right answer.

>>92067475
Please draw delicious Shidgance

>>92067474
RIP Pidge I guess, Hunk is the ultimate husbando but if I had the opportunity to get up in Lance's guts neither god nor man could stand in my way

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>>92067474

>Fuck Lance
No homo
>Marry Pidge
Only one with a vag00
>Kill Hunk
No fatties

>>92064830
It's gonna be nine seasons in total
Trust me, I know

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>>92068126
>ywn fuck lance till he makes a delicious ahegao face and submits wholly to a new love of dicks

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>>92067381
I think jeremy dreads the Voltron fandom commentating on his shit.

>>92068497
I want to lick Lance's ass and balls as a bro. Haha no homo :-)

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>>92068595

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>>92068497
seriously I would roll up with a trebuchet and lay siege to that ass until the inhabitants were forced to commit cannibalism

>>92068495
Lauren???

>>92068495
Year of Hell episode please, Lauren.

Any new pance stuff?

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>tfw no jap fanbase so nobody has drawn mindbreak gangbang slut lance doujins yet that i've seen

>>92068495
mice episode please, Lauren.
Scratch that, mice spin-off show.

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>>92067530
This is pre pance, but don't worry, they'll fug eventually.
Also if you get the video game this references, kudos to you.

>>92068912
You mean Pidge.

>>92068495
Neil?!!! Steve?? JOSH!!!?

>>92068912
Go to Voltron's /y/ thread and request for it there.
One of the fags should supply you with what you need since it has a decent amount of Lance posters.

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>>92068955
No, Pidge is for dominatrix shit.

>>92068912
Sounds like you need to git gud and draw it yourself.

>>92062955
There's a shit ton of development that can happen without Shiro around

Keith and Pidge will be like lost puppies and I can see it forcing them to finally have some meaningful interaction, and Lance and Hunk will become the social glue and prove how important they are

>>92063795
Keith will have to learn that part of what makes Shiro a great leader is how patient, understanding, and kind he is to the paladins. His blunt and cold demeanor won't fly for long in the black lions's seat

>>92069117
I hate how you worded this as if Keith and Pidge are babies.

I hate to ask but where can you find high quality downloads? I'd buy dvds if I could

>>92069185
By Belly of the Weblum, Keith was being gentle to Hunk and encouraging him. He's just gotta work on it.

>>92069226
This is a shock to me because literally my biggest pet peeve is the infantilization of Pidge by the fandom

Just a figure of speech dude

>>92069232
stream watch it if you can't find downloads

>>92068949
Sadly, I do not. But thanks anon!

>>92069309
I have it all downloaded but they're 420p

I want good screenshots

>>92069117
I don't think Pidge is particularly reliant on Shiro. Yes, he's a good friend but she had no problem with leaving him and the rest of the team to take care of her own business.

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>>92068899
I haven't seen this posted.

>>92069339
She seemed pretty self reliant in s2e1. Keith might be a different case though.

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>>92067544
Shiro has patrician taste, too bad his habits ruin it for him.
Hope you enjoy!

>>92069465
Shiro got to fuck Sendak's brother and bear his child, and Shiro is still butthurt he didn't fuck Sendak/. He's so greedy.

>>92069326
Install desmume emulator, play Phoenix wright ace attorney niggaaaaaa
Also I appreciate the thanks

>>92069465
Thank you paintnon. Shiro was probably thinking about Sendak the whole time he was fucking Sadak.

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>>92068899
new-ish

>>92069643
Nice animu style.

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>>92069643

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>>92069643

>>92069494
Shiro is the worst type of slut, he can't even focus on the person he's fucking.

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>>92069682
Maybe that artist saw our discussion some threads back about Pidge introducing lance to TTGL

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>>92069682

>>92069696
The saddest part is Sadak genuinely liked him, even if he was a filthy smoker.

Shiro would fuck Yurak if it meant getting closer to Sendak. Yurak has better sense than to get anywhere near Shiro though.

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>>92069751
Bonus

>>92069643
I still can't believe that at the end Pidge dies and Matt replaces her in the marriage.

>>92069339
Remember when her and Keith argued? He was about to go off on her but Shiro was there to step in. She's pretty headstrong and will do what she wants, like leaving the team as you say, and I see disagreements with her without Shiro around going south real bad. It's not like Keith and Lance where their arguments are silly shit over Lance's craving for attention

Also, he provides her with lots of praise while everyone else is like "god shut up Pidge". She chills with Hunk sometimes but she's still pretty antisocial and doesn't always join in or feel at ease in a group, but he makes her feel welcome by always checking up with her

It's like, when you have a group of friends but only really close to one. When they're absent you feel awkward as fuck

That said I've only watched up to ep 6 of s2, I know she has a bonding moment with Lance in the next one so I'm probably off

>>92069800
It's up to Matt to ensure the marriage contract is carried out.

>>92069852
That doesn't make her a lost puppy, though.

>>92069852
Finish the season and then read the comics. Pidge is actually closest to Coran.

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>>92070052
Not that guy but where can I dl volume 2? I only have volume 1

>>92070013
Yes it does

I'm independent as fuck but I feel like a lost puppy in social situations without my best friend as a crutch

>>92070052
I read the comics and thought it was kinda bullshit how she just offhandedly mentions that she's closest to Coran without anything to back that up. Are they hard canon?

>>92070196
The comics are written by Tim's fatass, so yes. canon

>>92070196
She needs a bestie of her own after Lance has Hunk and Keith has Shiro.

>>92070437
It's going to be Allura. They'll do cute girly things one day in the future seasons like go shopping.

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>>92070437
>yfw she gets with Bandor

>>92068495
Please make Klance happen in Season 9

>>92070552
>yfw it's Pidge who gets Allura the sparkly thing
>it's a friendship bracelet
They've been building up to a sismance ever since Pidge said at least her family was still alive.

>>92068595
Shut up, Hunk.

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>>92070601

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>>92067562
>>92067645
Done on paper, as an apology for not doing it before.
Hope you enjoy!

>>92069643
This crossover would work better with Keith and Allura.

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>>92070552
>>92070607
CUTE

>>92070687
Hm, never noticed those similarities but you're right.

>>92070687
Shiro is fucking dead then.

>>92070683
It's beautiful. So much better than altean lance

>>92070683
>>92070793
kek

>>92070687
Agreed. But don't forget LEERON THE GORGEOUS MAN.

>>92070196
She's been fine socializing with the rest of the team. She's fine talking to the aliens they come across. I don't see Shiro as her crutch at all.

>>92070793
>>92070828
Thanks, I can still improve greatly on positioning certain things though. The mouth isn't quite centered in the finished pic :(

>>92070878
Also, just sayin'... Ears?

>>92070878
Before you start, try sketching guidelines to keep everything lined up. Even the pros do it, considering that Great Lakes Avengers final issue with the sketchmarks still visible.

>>92070983
Yeah, they're not exactly the same shape as the other, and I got lazy on the inner part of the ears, sorry.

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fffffffuck I've always had a thing for binding for some reason.

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>>92071043

>>92062878
1 episode before keith officially becomes the new black lion

>>92071018
Ah, I mean that shouldn't they be Altean pointy-style?

>>92070990
I didn't consider that sorry, I just try and get the general shape of the head and the positions as close as I can to the reference I use. Oh well, amatuers can always improve I suppose.

>>92071087
Well, in my defense...
Alteans are a chameleon like people :^)
I'll try and fix that next time I draw an Altean though, I just don't wanna mess up the drawing any further than the mistakes already made.

>>92071081
Keith is going to be a canon slut?

>>92071144
He will be the greatest slut the show has seen yet.

>>92071079
This is like that vase/two faces optical illusion, except for attractiveness.

I love you all.

>>92071252
He will get dethroned by Lotor pretty fast.

>>92071472
They will have one final showdown at the end, winner take all.

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>>92071467
Right back at you, anon.

>>92071472
Lotor will be a slut?

>>92071487
ULTIMATE SLUTOFF LIVE!

>>92071517
He was in GoLion. He was a rape baby, had loads of slave girls in a harem, and he was always trying to fuck Allura.

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>>92071517
Lotor is King Slut

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>>92071467
D'awww, thanks! Have these nuggies I made!
I put voltron house aids in these, you fools >:). Also inb4 "stop making type faces", I won't do them anymore, it feels too...tumblry now

>>92071601
I thought this was Eggllura at first.

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>>92067597
Shiro's a fucking furry, yiff in hell cig-fag

>>92071642
Fuck I thought it was an egg too before looking at that filename.

>>92071599
Lotor has gotten too complacent as King Slut of the Galra Empire. A young upstart will take the crown out from under him.

>>92071499
Keith even looks slutty as a cowboy.

>>92071678
Nah, he will always be King Slut. His slut-off against Keith go on and on and on and on on and on and on...

>>92064917
You obviously never hung around oldschool Lotorfags if you think they were fun and harmless.

>>92071728
>he will always be King Slut.

Because Keith will become Emperor Slut.

>>92071764
No, that's Black Lion.

>>92071728
They're at the mutual assured destruction stage of their slut arms race.

>>92071764
*God-Emperor of Slutkind

>>92071763
Thanks to moralfaggotry at least the Lotllurafags will never be as big as they used to be.

>>92071709
McCree had to loan Keith his poncho because his pants were indecent.

>>92071785
A cumsplosion that will envelop the entire universe

>>92071855
Assless chaps.

>>92071859
And create new life.

>>92067744
I'm not quite sure how to approach this one, I want to do it humorously, what situation do I put them in?

>>92071891
So Keith and Lotor did the Big Bang.

>>92071932
Yes. They created the second big bang and are father/mother to every single species.

>>92071891
There's a future civilization that's getting one hell of an origin myth.

>>92071884
McCree thought he was smart to inspect his outfits before school but Keith would just sneak his ho wear in his backpack and change before class.

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>>92071922
Draw something risque, maybe? I didn't have anything in mind really

>>92071991
Keith comes home one day and McCree is standing there looking disappointed, cheap lace g-string in hand.

>>92071967
Sperm is most holy to that civilization. Bukkake is a normal pass time.

Their dairy farms consist of only the best "milk" producers.

This is all in the name of their creator gods, Keith and Lotor.

>>92071932
The Big Bang was Keith and Lotor fucking each other.

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>>92072027
>Their dairy farms consist of only the best "milk" producers.
A bunch of Shiros?

>>92072100
>he thinks I'm talking about mammaries

Jizz, anon. They milk men for their jizz.

>>92072078
I'm surprised they didn't just get it over and done with sooner. They couldn't take their eyes off each other from across the stadium as others rammed into their assholes. The slut-offs were all just an excuse. It was Keitor fucking via proxy.

>>92072134
>not wanting to milk men for their delicious breastmilk

>>92072140
Slav knew Keith and Lotor fucking each other would cause a multiverse-shattering effect.

>>92072162
That's an entirely different reality. This is the second big bang created by Keith and Lotor's lust and cum that expanded all over the universe.

>>92072140
The sun and the moon represent Keith and Lotor running circles around each other in the arena before finally just saying fuck it and fucking for real.

>>92072175
Slav was the Cassandra of this tale. He told everyone about this but nobody believed him.

>>92072100
Lotor took two Shirocows from Keith's farm. Keith isn't very happy about this and goes to confront Lotor

>>92072270
They end up fucking.

>>92072140
The Lotor temples and Keith temples are probably all about the religious prostitution.

>>92072175
He's actually trying to prevent it from happening, but he knows it's a fool's errand because it happens in ever reality.

>>92072233
Solar eclipses are exactly that.

>>92072288
Lotor says he'll give the Shirocows back if Keith doesn't orgasm first.

>>92072292
The Lotor temples stress that more is better and encourage cock-stuffing as their way of becoming closer to God (Lotor).

Keith temple emphasizes in slutty behavior and the allure/mystique that is the way of the whore.

>>92072262
People will remember Slav in the new universe as the annoying prophet. But he gets blessings too.

>>92072344
There's an endless well in the middle of the Lotor temple that represents Lotor's hammerspace ass with the disembodied Galra cocks.

People make pilgrimages to drop offerings into it for a good harvest.

>>92072386
It is an absolute honor to give your cock to the metaphorical anus wormhole of Lotor.

Zarkon and Coran were having cheerleader fights with each other. Zarkon ran the Empire's economy into the ground with her merchandise purchases. He started to suspect Coran was doing something shady to boost Keith's popularity. The Galra government dubbed this the Coranspiracy. It turns out Coran's true motive was to get Keith and Lotor to fuck and create a new GORGEOUS universe.

>>92072451
Coran is revered as the first Keitor shipper. Some sects view him as an Elder God.

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Corruption of champions AUs fucking WHEN

>>92072482
He has his own very secretive cult where he is known as Coran the Worldweaver, manipulator of the strings of fate.

>>92072023
It's a wonder Keith made it through his teen years STD free.

>>92072451
>>92072515
He could truly become a real god in that universe. It's like FF6's Kefka!

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>>92072006
I cheated a bit with this one, hope you enjoy regardless!
mods pls no ban

>>92072536
No he didn't.

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>>92072553
you never disappoint

>>92072538
That was his plan all along. What a mastermind.

Why do Keitorfags have the weirdest AUs?

>>92072632
You mean the DEEPEST lore.

>>92072632
Why do you have the most "muh morals" taste out of all us faggots?

>>92072632
Go away, Sheithfag.

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>>92072670
wut

>>92072632
Sure beats your shitty vanilla, Shiethfag.

>>92072687
>>92072720
if only they knew a sheithfag wrote 1/3 of this.

>>92072697
It means you complain about the keitorfag slutoff au, presumably because the blatant sexualness weirds you out. Then again, I'm getting too huffy over anonymous posting on 4chan.

>>92072760
congratulations. you're being kicked out of galralore faggotry because of your ship, keith or shirofag.

>>92072760
So is that why you tried to add on the Shiro cow?

>>92072760
You're cool. It's just strange how so many Sheithfags want to push their ship as the most pure. Makes them sound like the Shallura shits.

>>92072778
not the anon you were replying to. im confused on how calling something "weird" is moralfagging or whatever the fuck

>>92072778
>presumably because the blatant sexualness weirds you out.
nigger i was posting drainage city shit a few threads ago

>>92072854
Nope, that wasn't me. Which means there was at least one other Sheithfag involved.

>>92072856
It's funnier when all the Euro Keitorfags are online and people GO "THIS THREAD IS SHIT NOW!!" and "REEEEEEEEEE KEITOR FAGS GET OUT"

>>92072864
Must be newfags getting defensive.

>>92072856
No Sheithfag usually praise how their pairing is 'pure' on /co/ since nothing is pure. Not even Pance.

You're talking about The Voltron House.

>>92072898
MUH EYES

>>92072898
Why do they bully the Euro Keitorfags? I'm always asleep when that sex dungeon funtimes happen. It's not faaaaaaaaaaaair!

>>92072898
Personally it's nice to watch from the side of it, forming a slow smile at the degeneracy that triggers sensitive anons and makes any newfags flee

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>>92072915
Pance is irredeemably dirty. they just make sure that stuff never leaves the bedroom unlike keith and lotor.

>>92072915
I remember some Sheith purefagging but I think most of it got drowned out by Smoker Shiro.

>>92072915
You mean praise it on tumblr. I'm more in favor of Keith slutting around and fucking instructors for grades until Shiro told him to knock it off.

>>92072968
I remember shit like:
>ywn be keith and have shiro wake up kissing your forehead you on a lazy sunday morning

>>92072864
>>92072910
I've been here for a bit, since a month and a half ago, not just a newfag to 4chan that's coming here from the voltron tumblr house. Sometimes an anon can be wrong about something, and that anon was me. I won't get offended over your opinion on Keitorfag's au's again.

>>92073026
>since a month and a half ago
Anon, if someone says something's shit, just keep posting. It's all anon here. Never apologize.

>>92073007
The Voltron House = tumblrs Voltron fandom

>>92072898
I go through the archive and there's always people saying "stop" but the Keitorfags keep rolling. It's funny as hell.

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>>92072955
They TRY, but /co/ pance canon states that they are bad at it. Everybody knows.

>>92073053
I know, but he disproved my ranting about "f-f-fuckin moralfags", because he wasn't saying it as a morals thing, he was just calling it weird because it's weird.

where is the body horror porn of Shiro having all his limbs systematically removed Johnny Got His Gun style

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>>92073022
Revolting.
I'm glad they're dwindling.

>>92073112
Just keep rolling.

>>92073122
Fuckdoll Shiro.

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>>92073122
Dunno. I need more shiro abuse.

>>92073132
are you allergic to fluff?

>>92073071
I hate when people assume that we're just supposed to act "pure"
Just regarding newfags who REEEE at the keitorfagging: Nigga, you came here, did you expect this website to be pure?

>>92073169
It's not about pure. It's usually anons who are tired of gayshit.

>>92073165
Only Sheith of any sort.

>>92073122
>that manga where a little girl is forced to watch doctors remove her mother's body parts piece by piece while a man narrates things like "your mothers arms will never hug you again" and "these breasts that nourished you when you were a babe are nothing but offal now" and then she's turned out on the street with nothing but her mother's meat to sell to a butcher for money

This but with a Voltron ship, which one works best?

>>92073213
Who hurt you.

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Keith is a slut even when he tries to be pure

>>92073022
The degeneracy isn't as disgusting as this.

>>92073229
Shirofags.

I found solace with the Galrafags.

>>92073219
>ywn a Voltron Bradherley's Coach au

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>>92073111
What's the weirdest place the team has found a hickey on pidge or lance?

>>92073237
So you would rather have Lotor's ass sucking in Keith dick like a vacuum rather than Shiro and Keith cuddling in the morning?

I thought heero-yuy was a sheithfag, did they get brainwashed into a shiro-hating keith-hating lancefag or something?

>>92073213
that's good. it would be worrying if sweet shit made you gag.

one more question; how goes your hatred of sheith? do you hate the romance interpretation by the fans or the actual shiro and keith interacting moments in the show?

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>>92073250
We welcome you into our palace, come fly on the carpet and observe the /co/ /vld/ kingdom.

>>92073283
Not that guy but why not both?

>>92073283
You bet.

>>92073250
Ah, it's you.

>>92073284
heero-yuy is a delusional sheithfag, why? post screenshots or links

>>92073283
That's a horrible comparison. It's obvious anyone with taste would choose the Keitor wormhole anus story.

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>>92073271
Lance's nose. He was being cheeky and she wanted to fuck with him.

>>92073309
I've never left.

>>92073291
Still hating it. And yes still hating the romantic interpretations the fans make.

I don't care about what's actually happening in thee show. For me to freak about about Shiro giving Keith a hug is just ridiculous.

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>>92073350
I'm thinking the back of Pidge's knee

>>92073354
>I've never left.
You can tell. Every time the Shirofags act like any of the other characterfags in these threads.

>>92073416
Pretty much. I've gotten less butthurt about it. I don't always want to bring up the season 1 threads unless someone else does it.

>>92073318
http://heero-yuy.tumblr.com/post/160208141450/ghostlylavacryptid-heero-yuy-shiro-and-his
http://heero-yuy.tumblr.com/post/160241864975/i-know-lance-can-put-his-bias-towards-keith-aside

^In short: Shiro's too emotional to be a good leader (veering close to the "Shiro's PTSD makes his brains like scrambled eggs" territory) & Keith should appreciate Lance more & be more mature when Lance is mean to him.

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>>92073376
>"Lance, why is your left ear so... red?"
>"Uhhhhh no reason."
>"...Has Pidge been SUCKING your ear?"
>"NO."

Are there any fics with Lance as abusive boyfriend? With how he treats Keith and others in canon, that would be a perfect settings.

>>92073477
Let's disregard the Shiro being too emotional thing for a second. Why do people think perfect leaders make for good stories? Have these kids sat through a lit class before.

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>>92073549
The fandom doesn't even let him have his canon flaws. There's no way they'd make him abusive.

>>92073477
>looking too deeply into scenes set up to push the plot along in a child's cartoon
>creating essays on scenes while thinking you know the characters better
I hate tumblr theorists. I still remember that one cunt who made 7 paragraphs about the Matt and Shiro leak. I can understand theorizing about what Alfor did, and Keith's true orgins but shit like this? No.

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>>92073549
I want idiot stoner lance who never shuts the fuck up about weed and longboarding.

>>92073605
I'm surprised there haven't been any fics about Lance raping Allura yet. If that did happen, they would probably make Lance the misunderstood victim.

>>92073605
Are you a Lancefag? Please go look for an abusive klance story for me where one of them dies/ or they break up. I'll pay you back somehow

>>92073605
>tfw no Hance with manipulative bottom Lance bullying Hunk into hitting him/choking him out
>tfw no upset Hunk who hates it but doesn't know how to get out of the relationship
I hate this feel

>>92073649
My brother. The tumblr analytics for this cartoon is inane. I don't comprehend why something like the Matt leak would require 5000+ word essay on the image.

When here on /co/ it only got like just a few posts and that was it.

Tumblr theorists are terrible overall though. I know this is a show on Netflix but this is still a cartoon made for children.

>>92073660
The entire fandom is made up of puritans.

>>92073685
>Are you a Lancefag?
Afraid not, familia.

>>92073720
Half of the theorizing is a way to get fandom recognition when you don't have the talent for drawing or fiction. Same with anti-ing. It's not like Livejournal when you could get into convos in the comments.

>>92073720
Smoker Shiro got people going nuts. The Matt leak did nothing.

>>92073727
Fandom ain't what it used to be. Kink ain't what it used to be.

>>92073760
That's kinda...lame? I guess it makes sense if your theory turns out right and people will be flocking to your tumblr because this person got something right.

I just wish they'd be better at the theorizing.

>>92073788
That's just isolated to /co/ because Shirofags are obsessed with maintaining Shiro's boyscout image. Unless I missed the tumblr shitshow.

>>92073804
>Kink ain't what it used to be.
You're telling me. I was going through an unrelated kink meme the other day and about 90% of it was vanilla bullshit.

>>92073720
Honestly, it's because this is the team that made Avatar and Korra. So the fans think there's hidden things in it which there are, but it's more of tiny things like Keith's covered dagger, Coran and the paladins dressed as space pirates. Things like those.

But they're looking at
>In the shot of Lance he was looking at the sky! Black paladin Lance confirmed!
>Keith put one foot infront of the other, and Allura put hers behind him. Siblings!
>Keith looked at Coran with a smile! Korance confirmed!

It drives me bloody crazy.. I stay away from The Voltron House whenever I can.

>>92073818
I was talking about /co/.

>>92073818
It's not just your theory turning out to be right. If you post often in tags, people are going to start following you even if you're batshit. It's one of the only ways you can advertise your blog through Tumblr. Works for shitty memes too, look at Klanced.

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>>92073853
Fuck. maybe I should learn how to write lewds (or any sort of fic, really)
Are there any good resources out there for absolute newbies?

>>92073853
Don't a lot of kink memes ban certain kinks now? I remember loli fics aren't allowed in many of them and people use hundreds of silly trigger warnings.

>>92073818
nah, smokershiro never got posted on tumblr. neither has that kallura pic. it's something /co/ decided to leave here until the week that s3 will be released.

>>92073853
Even the real life kinkshit has gotten tamer in some ways.

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>>92068912
>tfw no kabeshiri
Why are the japs so based, and when will they deliver us from vanilla hell?

>>92073894
>Look at Klanced
No thanks.

>>92073946
Whenever they decide to dub Voltron for Japan. Don't know when that'll happen

>>92073918
Yes. Every lewd story I read nowadays has a few paragraphs of kink negotiation too or a ridiculous amount of showing off how safe, sane and consensual it all is.

>>92073886
It's almost tinfoil hat tier. Just like the Shiro and Keith being in the same shot of the quintessence depletion, or Keith and the geyser meaning it's a Klance moment.

>>92073894
Is that what the kids do to get the tumblr version of (You)s?

Crazier are the people that follow them for their awful theories.

>>92073932
Will it actually trigger the tumblr fags? There's nothing crazy about it. Unless they actually hate Kallura that much.

>>92073853
>my kinks are hurt/comfort, epic angst where everyone tells the sad character how important and beautiful they are at the end, and belly rubs!!!

>>92073946
>kabeshiri

That is a god tier kink.

>>92074001
Our generation moved on from writing and left that hobby, the current generation are tumblr graduates.

>>92073913
General writing or lewd specific? For general stuff I find myself going through a lot of these links: http://ruthlesscalculus.tumblr.com/post/13595292929

>>92074016
Oh, they hate Kallura to an insane level. Seeing Keith and Allura chat on the phone to each other will just have them write theories about how Keith is on the phone with Lance and Allura is actually talking to Shiro.

>>92074052
I'm thinking lewd specific. that link is good though, thanks.

>>92073946
Do you really want that when Klance is one of their most popular ships?

>>92074001
Back in my day, lewd fics were unapologetically raunchy.

I remember back when ff.net had the NC-17 purge, I got banned for arguing with the ff.net mods for deleting my porn fic. Second time I only got my fic deleted. So I went to adult ff.net and posted the porn there and the clean version on ff.net

Man those were the days. All to get your jollies off. Now the fanfic porn is vanilla as fuck.

>>92074072
Oh god I forgot about that

>>92074016
Sheith and Kallura are the most hated ships on dumblr.

>>92074036
This generation will never know the fun of unnegotiated kinksex that mentally breaks you for a week.

>>92074072
at least the fanart will actually be hot then instead of two pigwestern blobs holding each other respectfully and crying

>>92074025
I've recently learned that 20+ chapter coffee shop fics with one or two vanilla sex scenes are now considered a kink.

>>92065415
THE DOLPHIN CONSPIRACY????

>>92074216
are you serious

>>92067474
Fuck Lance
Marry Pidge
Kill Hunk

>>92067475
Allura getting bitch slapped by one of the mice

>>92074131
Imagine hitting your 20s and deciding that was going to be the form your youthful rebellion took.

>>92074251
I am. What made it worse is that you could tell the writer self-inserting super hard and was using one of the side characters to exorcise issues with their own ex.

>>92074291
Mice anon, or someone who has it, give me a picture of the fatter yellow one. I need it specifically as a reference for a close up of it's face.

>>92074101
ah fuck I remember this, im old. i still kinda miss calling porn fics lemons

>>92074109
Shallura isn't up there anymore?

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>>92073656
>I want idiot stoner lance who never shuts the fuck up about weed and longboarding.
But then he'd be even more my type.

>>92074388
>lemon and lime were distinctly different

>>92074420
No one ships Shallura nowadays. Most of shippers were klancers who pretended to care about Allura (now they pretend to headcanon lesban Allura) and a very few genuine Shallura shippers went to underground due pedophilia accusations.

Are there any good kink lists/websites?

>>92074478
>very few genuine Shallura shippers went to underground due pedophilia accusations.

I've had a few friends fall out of shipping Shallura because they hated how they couldn't find any good stuff for it, just space mom or space dad sitcom garbage. The antis pushed them close to quitting, but it was really the shitty content that made them quit.

>>92074478
Weren't there a few ongoing Shallura events/zines happening when the news dropped? What happened to them?

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This is the worst AU I've ever seen. Eventually, the Klocusts will run out of Shaladin moments to steal & just resort to pasting Lance & Keith's heads over the Holt family.

>>92074595
Dunno about those, but I did see something about a "Give Allura a Girlfriend" event that popped up as a response to the news (obviously Pidge was banned from it because the people running it have trash tastes.)

>>92074552
New ones? Probably not.

>>92074595
They continued. The Shitllurans won the Biggest Hyporctie Award for a reason.

>>92074643
>S2 sucked because it developed a character that wasn't my precious starboy Lance uwu~

>>92074694
>"allura loves shiro! they are the only good hets!!"
>allura is confirmed teen
>"allura is a lesbian! get the straights away from her!!"

>>92074643
I like how Keith has a literal yellow face
>Am I Azn enough for you Rance-chan? Put your Latino burrito in mine kimchi right here on this traditional korean futon!

>>92074420
Shallura isn't hated even if it is "confirmed pedo" because a lot of Klancers were Shallurans and badmouthing Shallura means you admit you were wrong. They just kept quiet about it and deleted their tags.

>>92074748
This fandom needs to make up its goddamn mind about whether or not Keith is Asian or white. Getting sick of all the "WoC" & "lightskinned" bs, just say "crackers" or "japs".

>>92074743
LITERALLY THIS.