America

>>92060711
Issue one alone had about 7 or 8, 2 on the very first damn page...

I've been successfully baited haven't I?

>>92060711
Is she a huge bitch to everyone? Because I could get behind that.

>>92060770
Did you tried to make me go and read it again?

>>92060784
America Chavez only does two things.
Threaten and boast.

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>>92060711
Why does she look like a sickanimation character in the second panel?

3 comes out on the 10th, right?

>>92060711
this pic seems like an old hag trying to act like shes trendy

>>92060711
strike 1 was not giving the book a good writer and strike 2 was not giving the book a good artist
there is no strike 3. if you can't manage at least one of those things, you clearly don;t care if the book is good or not so I don't to read it. this goes for all companies.

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What does Marvel expect, if they give people like pic related the might over a character?

>>92060828

DAMN AMERICA YOUR BREATH SMELLS LIKE SUBWAY

>>92060959
Wrong.

Strikes 1, 2 and 3 were giving "America" a comic.

>>92060711
>drop
That implies you initially had an actual interest in this trash. What's wrong with you?

>>92061168
Maybe she on Ultimates did well enough to at least make interest on this. I was very wrong.

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>>92060711
fuck this

Everything in the op is so wrong but hilarious. Actual Puerto Rican people got fucking mad as hell at the writer for essentially Google translating everything. Ended up in a twitter firestorm and ended with the Tumblr types calling Puerto Rican people uncle Tom's and essentially calling them brainwashed. If nothing else this is hilarious to see how it pisses off the people it claims to "give a voice" too

>>92061168
God forbid anyone actually give something a chance and read it before shitting all over it.

Ironically America has been one of the only books /co/ hate-circlejerks over that they've actually read, though out of pure bile fascination. America is so pure in its awfulness that people don't just post out of context cherrypicked pages as bait, because EVERY SINGLE PAGE is so bad it's offensive to the senses and context changes nothing.

Even Mockingbird, Whor and fucking Squirrel-Girl have good points and appeal to a certain audience. America doesn't have a single aspect that isn't nigh unreadable and it appeals to nobody. Even braindead sheep reviewers are on the cusp of turning on it despite the cognitive dissonance of how much they want this book to be good.

sounds like some people in this thread don't know the beauty that is America

perhaps a storytime is in order

>>92061445
Do it fag, you don't have the balls to do it.

>>92061445
I don't like how it sounds... don't ruin my post please

>>92061361
Nobody likes being misrepresented.
More importantly nobody likes being misrepresented by Americans who think they're doing a favour.
Most importantly of all nobody likes being misrepresented by Americans who think they're doing a favour while claiming "But I'm one of you guys, honest"

The amount of times this garabage has been story timed is starting to look like a post number.

>>92061361
>and ended with the Tumblr types calling Puerto Rican people uncle Tom's
Guess who the real racists are.

>>92061505

>being misrepresented

but the writer is a queer POC?

>>92060711
Good Lord, the art is horrible.

>>92061445
No! Can't we have one damn America thread without a goddamn storytime?

>>92060770
>I've been successfully baited haven't I?
Looks like it to me.

>>92061168
I like hot brown waifus. Is that such a wrong thing?

>>92061445
Couldn't we storytime a GOOD book instead? Or hell, one of her other, less retarded appearances.

>>92061545
See line #3

>>92061361
The "VIVAPORÚ" part killed me.

>>92061582
Issue 3 comes out next week, so there's that to look forward to.

>>92061422
>Even Mockingbird, Whor and fucking Squirrel-Girl
I think that's why those are hated and not spoken about except to reeeeee

America is so fucking bad it's almost a joy to read. Especially knowing there are some hispanic broads reading it in pain wishing it was better.

>>92061505
>Misrepresented by americans
The character is American anon. She just a hispanic as well.

>>92061445
You know for a book that /co/ unanimously hates, this garbage sure gets story timed a lot.

>>92061582
we in fact can

it was this one >>92034896

>>92060711
Every mexican I know calls it vaparu. I've never heard someone say vivaporu

>>92061361
To make it even funnier, she didn't understand what was being written in Spanish.

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>>92060711
>That ink job

>>92061582
We must remind them.

>>92061445
This post sums up every America thread. I just start laughing everytime I see people shitting on it and suddenly someone shows up to storytime it. Just shows how bad this crap is.

>>92061762
Why, what's so bad about the whole issue? It can't be THAT bad.

>>92061709
Here in Arg, the "vick" part is essential in while mentioning that product.

>>92060711
Why would you drop it? It's the greatest source of hilarity and schadenfreude available right now. Every issue Marvel puts out guarantees another month of laughing at how completely fucked they are because they had to double down on a strategy they knew was failing just to save face.
It's the gift that keeps on giving.

The book also doubles as a handy guide for what not to do when making a comic, because everything about it is objectively terrible.

>>92061825
I know what you're trying to do. Stop it.

>>92061711
I keep hearing about this but I haven't seen any screenshots. Does anyone have them?

>>92061678

>The character is American anon. She just a hispanic as well.

Isn't she from a fictional all-female Utopia alternate universe?

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>a filthy muslim rodent is Ms. Marvel
>a retarded SJW beaner is Miss America
Haw. Keep on digging that grave, Mahvel. Reminder that America used to be lightskinned, but they darkened her for brownie points.

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Haha so weird!

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>>92061897
>all-female Utopia

Another one?

>>92061912
So quirky and rican!

>>92061909
>Beaner
hey now, I take offense to that. Don't put me in the same category as her.

>>92061937
/co/mblr is real, it would seem.

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>>92061909
Don't worry, anon. One man can save us.

>>92061630
>>92061685
The frequency of a given book's storytimes is inverse to its quality. See: Hellboy, The Goon, etc.

>>92061912
She's clearly white too though.

>>92061931

Well, fiction is the only way an all-female Utopia could exist.

>>92061976
Of course it is. /co/ is full of degenerates.

Anyone wanna see the DCStacy's we got from the faceapp thread?

>>92061997
Hush, don't tell them that. They don't like being reminded of reality

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>>92061912
Can you imagine what shitstorm would have been if you replaced "coffee shop" with "taqueria" and "white" with "mexican"?
It really... really gets those almonds shaking.
It fires up the synapses.

>>92061909
>darkened her for brownie points
Heh

>>92062024
Well, the original concept of utopia was a pretty evil place if you look into it.

>>92061990
>>92061909
Somebody should make a porno of these two. It ends with America realizing she likes the hydra dick.

>>92062040
That doesn't really work since taquerias have more white people than Mexicans in them.

>>92062040
hipster taqueria?

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>>92062057
HYDRA'D

STEVE'D

ROGERED

CAPTAINED

AMERICA'D

>tfw you think about a super-soldier turbodaddy pounding that taco into submission until she completely submits and finally screams out "HAIL HYDRA" as she climaxes

>>92062030
sure

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>>92061912
Send the witches!!!

>>92062144
Something like that, I guess.

>>92061994
Alright then, a DIFFERENT trashy book. Our Love is Real. or one of the pieces of shit that got nominated for an eisner.

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>>92062160
King.

>>92061912
They sure as hell aren't in your comics.
We thank you for that.

I'm tired of lesbians.
Lesbian this lesbian that lesbian rocks lesbian alternate dimensions lesbian lesbian lesbsjjananan

>>92061912
>>92062176
I would really like for someone to measure how much her skin tone differs from a white person, can't be more than a few shades

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>>92062230
Johns.

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>>92062263
Morrison.

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>>92062248
She looks like some vaguely Hispanic man

>>92062248
I like that she draws herself as dark-skinned in the comic. Does the same thing to Sotomayor.

>>92062176
But she's not brown. I don't understand. That literally is racism. It's like if I constantly made "us blacks, huh" jokes because my parents are from a country lots of black people live in.

>>92062315
"she" is the writer? shit im dropping this now.

>>92062176

Yes, white people like coffee too, What's her fucking problem? As a brown person I feel embarrassed.

>>92062263
>>92062315
FemJohns looks more hispanic than her.

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>get pissed because this is supposed to represent hispanic people like me
>remember there's already good hispanic characters in both companies
who gives a shit about this cunt?

>>92062315
I mean, look at that! That could be white weird guy, especially not brown
>>92062316
She wishes she was that brown, probably hates that she can't pull the minority card without being called white in return

>>92062315
Hispanic isn't a race. She has some Latino features, sure, but she is white.

Are you guys ready for America #3 on May 10th?

>>92062436
so ready I don't know what everyone's problem is I love this book

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>>92062431
Hmm, "she" reminds me of something...

>>92062432
I was using it as a general term, I'm not entirely familiar with the differences between the terms

>>92062415

And they barely use them. And now we are stuck with this obnoxious cunt whot thinks that represents us.

>>92061867
>This claim keeps being made with no proof plz show me proof

>>92061912
>Yo Yo man, dez dem whit people runnin round here im from da streets

She's such a lying fraud. I'm suppose to believe that a person that looks like her and is writing for Marvel has never been in a hipster coffee shop?

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>>92062467

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Oh man those darn ypipo!!!

>>92061909

Well fuck me, America was actually somewhat attractive back then. It's amazing to see how the chola lipstick, chola earrings, and overall lousy outfits made a decently cute girl look so goddamn unappealing.

>>92062544
Can't blame Marvel for hiring her, having retards working for you can give you tax benefits.

>>92060711
>White nationalists cant handle so much as ethnic launguage in their predominanty white comics.

Wew lad, cry harder. How does it feel to be left behind by the world?

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>>92062544
I'm not even white and this is giving me secondhand cringe

>>92062415
>who gives a shit about this cunt?
It's a critical darling. I bet this contends for at least two eisners next year.

>>92062544
I'm going to go ahead and say that that's not real.

This bitch is whiter than I am. Why is she claiming she's brown?

t. pizzapasta

>>92062415
>who gives a shit about this cunt?

49 people ITT and counting

>>92061909
America was never totally lightskinned. Natives mixing with Europeans. Slaves raped with plenty of kids. America is a country of mutts. Deal.

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DC BTFO

>>92062613
I hope it does win, it'll just redpill more people who care about awards that people use their votes for identity politics brownie points.

Some of the shit that has been nominated just shows awards people just virtue signal.

>>92062629
>https://twitter.com/quirkyrican/status/805923699459244032

>>92062689
Literally everyone has known awards shows are retarded nepotist bullshit since long before your epic buzzwords were invented.

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>Hispanic character
>Anxiety disorder
>Incredibly relate able
>Loved by majority of GL fans

How does DC get away with it?

>>92062176
>send the bruja brugade
Just for that, I hope the 'brigade' curses her with having to give birth to an anal gonorrhea baby made of herpes and AIDS.

>>92061997
>>92062515
>>92061912
>She
Pretty sure thats a Guy.

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>>92062544
Jesus that's so racist, I can't tell if it's real. Like what made her think that's okay to say about anyone

>>92062723
Oh, she's shit too, it's just that in /co/ it's OK when DC does it.

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>>92062467

>>92062758
you can't be racist against white people silly

>>92062659
You think I care? I'm High Nordic. I am a god in comparison to you. Direct descendant of nobility, unbroken line of succession. A wastrel, but better than you by sheer breeding alone. Superior.

>>92062723
Stop pushing agendas and just write good stories.

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>"She" doesn't speak Spanish because self-victimization runs through the family
Like pottery

>>92061997
she's probably 10% puerto rican. that makes her an expert! don't you dare question her, white man!

>>92062713
I stand corrected.
Twitter really needs to go.

>>92060711
Why are you even reading it at all? Dont support shit and it wont get made

>>92062791
Thanks for ruining the post.

>>92061897
I would assume Marvel would change their official description if they felt she was not American. But she's listed as American.

Kinda stop representing a single person in the world if you're from an alt-u any way though.

>>92061912
I had a similar experience when I went to a Popeyes for the first time.
>So this is where all my niggas be at.

>>92061422
>God forbid anyone actually give something a chance and read it before shitting all over it.
I hope you get killed painfully for saying something so stupid. You honestly deserve it.

This pile of rancid trash has been storytimes so many fucking times that it's impossible NOT to have read it, and 99 out of 100 people who are unlucky enough to read it hate the shit out of it, because it's a bad comic in every possible way imaginable.

It's like it was made on a dare to see just how badly you can shitfuck everything up before people start to send you anthrax for being a waste of human life.

>>92062787
>Direct descendant of nobility, unbroken line of succession.
I guarantee within 2 generations there's some brown in your ancestry. Racial purity is a myth because humans go everywhere and fuck.

>>92062787
>proud of being a snownigger

>>92060711
That art is ugly as sin

I bet she forgets that Spain is in Europe

>>92062791
>learning a language gives you an accent
That's.. what? No, that's not really how language works. If an """American""" parent taugh his or her children Spanish, they wouldn't be greasing around going "Eheeeeeey, turnpaper, let me tell you about carbon papers and bad plastic surgery"

>>92062544

This almost reads like a /pol/ post.

>>92062787
People who brag about something they have no power over, usually doesn't have much else interesting to them

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>>92062808
BUT THERE ARE WHITE PUERTO RICANS

>>92062791
Being bi-lingual I wish I had held on to my accent, everybody loves accents.

What is this nonsense

>>92062842
>>92062843
>I'm white
>"N-no! This cannot be! I'm supposed to be white here!"
Listen to yourself.

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This is her Twitter header

>>92062820
I try

>>92062791
Learning another language doesn't change your accent. Your accent is based off of whatever accent you grow up around.

>>92061597
If you buy comics for waifus, youre helping the degradation of the medium

>>92062879
It's almost like they're two sides of the same coin.

>>92062774
Nah.

>>92062787
http://www.dailywire.com/news/14812/muslim-sweden-gets-40-hours-community-service-joseph-curl

Nordics are no different. Just livestock getting breed.

>>92062879
The majority of SJW nonsense can be read as stormfront crap if you change one or two words to "jew"

>>92062432
They dropped Hispanic because the Huemonkeys felt left out as they speak Portuguese, and i think there are some small french speaking countries which qualify as Latino.

>>92060711
This comic is awful yes, but I fear you guys are gonna 'gamergate' this shit by overtalking about it until it becomes ironically cool to enjoy this heap of shit, and then these hacks will keep making it and you'll keep eating it.
Bunch of short-sighted fucks you lads are, honestly.

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If the Spanish language was a child, Gabby Rivera would have been arrested and sentenced for abuse long ago.

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>>92062880
Like being a minority, for example?

>>92062176
>>92061912
>Brown
Fuck this light skinned bitch, she's barely tan

>>92062787
fuckin high elves.

>>92062860
I love how Spanish people act oppressed, they ruled over the most oppressive, cancerous regimes that slaughtered millions of native americans, while enslaving them. Also, oppressed the dutch.

Then they act as if they are less worse then "whites"

>>92062917
In all honesty you can also change it to nigger, spic or mudslime.

Doesn't really matter. None of it does.

>>92062932
god I hope so

I want this to be Marvel's Harley Quinn or Wonder Woman

>>92062897
Because of the way human genetics and human breeding works, you very likely have non-white genes as near as two or three generations removed.

>>92062890
To be fair everyone fucking hates South American accents. It's just that being bilingual doesn't magically mean you speak with a foreign accent, especially when she's clearly lived in the US for most of her life if not all of it.

>>92062936
Exactly, the exact same thing

>>92062916
What does Sweden's crime problems have to do with my superior genetics, you knee-jerk (((poltard)))?

>>92062958
Like 200 years ago.

>>92062958
>Also, oppressed the dutch.
Count me interested. What's up with that?

>>92062974
You fucking villain.
Ah well, at least someone is getting some entertainment out of this fucking heap.

>>92061445
Can we storytime The Ultimates instead? She's in it, at the very least

>>92062898
>MARVEL HIRED A QUEER LATINA TO WRITE ABOUT ITS QUEER LATINA HERO. IT MATTERS
Oh god. I guess writing stories is about what you are rather your ability to do so.

>>92062958
I know right. They started the trans atlantic slave trade and colonizing the new world but some how get oppression points. Maybe the English didn't rape enough natives

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>>92062963
>Doesn't really matter. None of it does.

>>92062984
Yes, good goy. Keep it up, my dear shechita.

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>>92062897

>snowniggers are proud of being the descendant of a retarded savage viking

>>92063008
Exactly like it sounds, they conquered the Dutch and sicced the Inquisition on them when they were at their most brutal.
>Maybe conquered is the wrong word, may have been an arranged marriage deal, was the House of Orange a thing at the time or am I way off?

>>92062791
ESO BASURA
Bilingual =/= accent

>>92062932
>This comic is awful yes, but I fear you guys are gonna 'gamergate' this shit by overtalking about it until it becomes ironically cool


Please let it happen

>>92062977
But that doesn't matter, don't you get it? When you remove bad elements, you refine it. Good stock is cleansed through hardship and truth. America (the country, not the character) is nothing but a swirly rape-baby that should have been dropped off a cliff hundreds of years ago. It is a failure of such tremendous magnitude that historians will study what made this country somehow even remotely able to function as some sort of almost impossible miracle.
All problems are solved through slavery and misery, whether the cattle are aware of it or not.

>>92063023
I mean, it could matter if Puerto Rican culture was important to the book because she'd have firsthand experience.

Except the writer is as American as they come, America herself isn't even from Earth, and the whole book is just about alternate dimensions, feverish rants and non-sequiturs. So it's kind of irrelevant.

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>>92063008
http://www.historylearningsite.co.uk/the-revolt-of-the-spanish-netherlands/

30 years war.

Spanish basically tried to turn everyone Cathlic and the Dutch Revolted. Under the rule of William of Oranje (Orange). That is why Dutch always cover themselves in Orange btw, it stems from them breaking free from the oppressive Spanish.

>>92062898
"If there were any doubts that Miss America truly needed her own comic, America#1 should put them to rest."

Is it just me, or can this be read as: "If you doubted that this comic should exist, here is proof it shouldn't."

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>>92062984
>>92062787
>>92062897
>>92062984

SUPERIOR VIKING GENETICS

>>92063093
"To the King of Spain I've granted a lifelong loyalty"

How?! Just... How?!

>>92063049
>I don't know anything about Scandinavian history but boy howdy have I ever heard about them vikungs
Top kek, my little man. The "vikings" were nothing but raiders who did not contribute to the culture in any significant way. Get your ass out of your head and do some research, it is not the job of your betters to give you an education.

>>92063135
I consider Puerto Ricans to be American, as long as they continue to provide me with rum and cigars.

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Why can't we just make racism legal again

Everyone would be okay with it judging by their tweets

Help me out here /co/, if lesbians aren't attracted to men why do half of them make themselves look male?

>>92063164
I didn't feel like looking it up, leave me alone.
>>92063189
Mental illness

>>92063025
That is patently untrue. The Portuguese started it, Spain ran with it. If you're gonna be talking about the shit that Spain did wrong, of which there is a long list, at least don't fuck that up.

>>92062415
>Great Mexican Ghost Rider run
>Cancelled
>Now we have this shit

>>92063025
I seriously think idiots that think that Spanish people get oppression points skipped history class.

Spain was the fucking worst in terms of colonialism and slavery, and just straight up slaughtering raping the central americans.

>>92063189
Heteronormative cultural pressures and hormone imbalances.

America is the funniest comic I've read in a long time and I can't wait for the storytimes.

It's like watching The Room. Never thought such a trainwreck could exist, this shit makes Squirrel Girl look like a masterpiece.

>>92063213
No, I mean. The Dutch are big men. The Spanish are manlets. How the hell did Spain fucked the Netherlands so hard they still have that part in their anthem?

>>92063155
>being High Nordic now means you're a backwards moron who worships the past like a pagan mongrel and listens to bad metal in his grandmother's basement
If only you could see the things I've seen.
I almost pity you, because one day you will die.
I will not.

>>92063189
Penis envy?

>>92063189
By your logic should all straight men dress like traps?

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>>92063176

yes, how could i forget the superior nordic culture that had many achievements such as...uh...well i'm sure they had many, right?

>>92063235
>Spain was the fucking worst in terms of colonialism and slavery
I think Belgium takes home that title.

>>92063252
The Dutch fucked Spain in the end.

>>92062467
What exactly do you like about it

>>92063246
>Heteronormative
This word makes me laugh.
Because heterosexuality is by definition the norm.

>>92063256
Shut up Eobard. Manhattan isn't God.

>>92063252
The Dutch like gold, the Spanish had a lot of it.

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>>92063155
Swedes were not Vikings. They never even left the Baltic sea because of their non-existent navigational skills. They instead raided villages along the Swedish coast and then sailed down the Volga, got lost and became Russians.

The Swedish self-image of being Vikings is a desperate attempt to appropriate the culture of Norwegian and Danes. You will never hear of "Swedish vikings" in any context. It wasn't a Swede who discovered Iceland, Greenland and America. That was a Norwegian. It wasn't a Swede that conquered most of England, that was a Dane. Swedes are good at one thing, and one thing only, marketing themselves like whores, no matter how much they have to lie to get you to buy that piece of IKEA garbage.

>>92063270
Very few men can actually pull that look.

>>92063281
Spain basically destroyed and slaughtered the Inca and Maya and Aztec.

Belgium doesn't come close.

>>92063270
How do you figure sportsfan?

>>92062315
This is another case proving that "Fashion" is a myth and some people will look lame no matter what they wear.

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>>92061912
NUYORICANS ARE NOT PUERTO RICAN

JUST BECAUSE YOUR PARENTS FUCKED OFF THE ISLANDDOESN'T MAKE IT SO YOU CAN CREATE THE WORST CARICATURE POSSIBLE OF WHAT YOU "THINK" PUERTO RICANS ACT AND PUT IT INTO A COMIC

>>92062683
I do like me some old thicc bitches.

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>>92063279
I don't really have a horse in this race but the Vikings were pretty accomplished sailors and traders at times

They did make it all the way to North America

>>92063315
Oh, kinda like the Jewish people.

>>92062723
Dc has always done diversity right, it was Marvel who had the problem with it. When Marvel tried to fic this issue they went full retard.
"LOOK AT HOW PROGRESSIVE WE ARE. LOOK HOW SHIT THE OLD FANS ARE"
Meanwhile DC continues to tick away, not making a big deal of the diveristy they have because thats how you do it right

>>92062315
She looks like JonTron after getting hit with a douchebag stick

>>92063235
>>92063323
Spain wasn't the worst, the Belgians were. Spain just had a larger scale.

>>92063323
The hell they did. I wish that was the case, but all Spain did was breed a bunch of mutts into the regions they ruled. The culture, I'll give you that, but it wasn't really such a great loss considering what their cultures consisted of.

>>92062176
Another Rachel Dolezhal.

>>92063361
Exactly, and nobody like them either. Well, maybe the English from time to time.

>>92063373
>Dc has always done diversity right

10 DCents have been deposited to your account.

>>92062808
Puerto Rico is 75% white

>>92061505
>Americans being represented by Americans
That's some straight up cultural approbation, famalam.

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>>92063430
Spanish people are technically white too, just different skin pigment.

The idea that somehow they are different race is a meme.

>>92063256

Okay, tell me what great cultural accomplishments the nordic people have. Surely you can name some great pieces of art, or maybe a philosopher? Some kind of complex architecture maybe?

>>92063470
Wait, why are Eastern Europeans apparently ginger?

>>92063390
That can be argued.

Spain murdered on a larger scale, therefore they are worse.

Belgium was worse in relation to the scale.

>>92062717
It's one thing to give an award to a book like Saga or Lumberjanes, which virtue signal like a gay pride batsignal, but still do the basics of craft. It's another for garbage like Mockingbird for story or Squirrel girl for art.

But America is on a whole 'nother level of garbage.

>>92063504
It's the difference between the fire-bombing in WW2 vs the destruction of Hiroshima and Nagasaki. The first was the cause of far more destruction overall, but the detonation of FM/LB was far more visible.

>>92063542
I'm not defending it by any means, I'm just saying awards shows have literally never been reputable and have always been the closest/richest/most influential people in the industry jacking each other off. It's not a "hurr the sjoos are ruining it" thing.

>>92062934
¿Pero qué santa menstruacion?

>>92063293
By definition it's a man and a woman.
Not ,'the norm'
Maybe by YOUR definition sure, but certainly not any real definition.

>>92063270
How would that help anyone? Straight women aren't attracted to traps.

>>92063609
You see it as the glass has always been half empty. I see it as the glass is now half full of turpentine, and now the house is on fire as well.

>>92060711
But Vick's VapoRub is for colds and nasal congestion

>>92063647
Don't be one of those semantics playing faggots. The rainbow brigade are an abnormality and everyone knows it.

>>92063647
anything other than heterosexuality is abnormal. It's a genetic dead end.

>>92061912
So this is what mental retardation looks like.

>>92060784
In her first appearance she called She-Hulk a whore because she had offered her help.
America is a fucking dick. Which is fine but everybody around her seems to love her and not even notice it.

>>92063647
The norm, by definition, any real definition, means what is usual. What is average. What happens the most.

That is heterosexuality. What is normal is what is most frequent. Average behavior.

>>92061909
>Mahvel
>>>/v/

>>92063647

http://dictionary.cambridge.org/us/dictionary/english/normal

http://dictionary.cambridge.org/us/dictionary/english/usual

100% wrong.

>>92061912
Woman you can definitely pass for white and you can't even speak Spanish outside of shitty catchphrases.

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How the fuck do we save Marvel?

Can they even be saved?

This is beyond embarassing.

>>92061056
that's a very light skinned brown person

>>92061056
I want to try talking to her in spanish to see what she says.

>>92063743
I don't know about that, by your logic something that occurs 50.0001 percent of the time would be a normal and expected occurrence, and that's just not the case.

>>92062544
Jesus Christ.

>>92062683
>That time Majin Buu absorbed Wonder Woman

>>92063685
>bisexual people don't exist
Okay anon

>>92063680
Broad generalization based on personal opinions does not equate a consensus, my dear.

>>92063711
>america is a dick
Do you think it's symbolism?

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>>92063905
MY FUCKING SIDES

>>92063647
If 97% of the population isn't normal, what the hell is?

>>92063189
It's easier than trying to look girl pretty.

>>92063889
By the definition, what is usual and expected is what is normal.

By the vast majority, in this case, heterosexuality is what is normal, by its definition. This is just using the definition of the word normal. So assuming heterosexuality is "normal" is using the proper definition of the word. There's nothing wrong with "heteronormativity" because that's exactly what it is, by the definition.

I understand what the word is TRYING to say. You WANT to say you don't want people to treat homosexuality as something unusual. But for a lot of people, that's going to happen, because for them, it is. Just have to ask for the same treatment under the law and hope people will treat you well enough in public and be decent.

>>92063789
Says nothing about sexuality, so I'm right thus far.

>>92063996
>But for a lot of people, that's going to happen
Not going to happen*

>>92063969
No, I just didn't want to call her a cunt because it's not about her sex.

>>92062544
I'm surprised no one shopped it to say black dudes and spread it around

>>92063996
Being honest I figured you were just another dumbshit /pol/fag I could trigger in his safespace, but you've clearly put some thought and effort into your response and I get 100% what you're saying.

>>92064053
Just have an interest in the English language.

>>92064079
Sorry for heckling you about it, wasn't my intent.

>>92060711
Jesus Christ Marvel. Hire some good writers for crying out loud!

>>92064090
S'cool.

>>92063674
idiots across multiple cultures used to treat burns with butter or butter-like fats not realizing they only accelerate the damage.

>>92062683
add a luchadore mask and I'm actually fine with this

>>92062827
>because it's a bad comic in every possible way imaginable
The lettering is passable.

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Elsa Bloodstone weighs in on the topic.

>>92064117
Won't happen till they fire that terrible writing talent scout.

Her entire philosophy for hiring people is basically stemmed in Social Justice.

>>92063875
She wouldn't understand a god damn thing you'd say.

>>92060784
She's a lesbian.

>>92062144
>America gets colonized

>>92062544

After the whole X-Men Gold fiasco its seems a bit hypocrital that Marvel hasn't fired her.

>>92062613
The user reviews in comicbookrounup were terrible, tho.

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>>92062544
Who talks like that?
Why aren't these people outselected by now?

>>92062787
If you took a dna test to determine genealogy you'd probably find out the weirdest, unexpected shit. Something like 5% Ethiopian or 10% cambodian or whatever. The world is too old for pure races to exist anymore, even if it's not apparent at first sight.

>>92066218
Except for those shitholes in the middle of nowhere where natives kebab strangers with spears on sight. Think of all the inbreeding-related diseases those people must have.

>>92066193
Because natural selection doesn't actually make things "better"

>>92061912
Bobby Hill turned into such a bitch.

>>92063475
>still no reply to this

>>92066218
The thing about DNA tests is that they don't necessarily mean that you're 10% this or 5% that. For example, if you got a test back saying you're 5% Finnish, that just means that 5% of your DNA is identical to the DNA of someone who is 100% Finnish.

Any dark skinned Ricans in here because I get mistaken for a Muslim all the goddamn time and this jackass pisses me off.

>>92062263
>>92062289
>>92062230
FUCKING DCHADS MAKE HOT GIRLS TOO

>>92062544

Someone should remind her that most jews are white. Let's see how she mental-gymnastic her way out of that one.

>>92063316
meanwhile Finland be gettin' fucked up drunk.

>>92063316
I got some pretty good shelves from Ikea

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>>92062176
>>92061912
Jesus christ, I'm the whitest, palest person on Earth and she out-white me.

>>92063470
>Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap

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>>92061912
>QuirkyRican
Nuyoricans where a mistake, they are everything bad about being Puerto Rican, magnified by the arrogance of New York. I hate being associated with people like this.

>>92067075
West Side Story wasn't THAT bad.

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>>92061912
>>92062176
>>92060711


So, I'm latino and I already hate this person. I know none of you care, but I just want you to know she's annoying even to her own "people". So with that in mind, who the hell is the target audience for her comics?

>>92067152
it wasn't bad at all, you pleb

>>92063100
Two words in spanish and that was enough to fuck it up. Don't pull a gabby, anon.

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>>92063470
>>92066916

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>>92063316
>Swedes get cucked in modern times by globalism
>Swedes got cucked in ancient times by their own retarded ancestors

Post your face when you will never ever ever be Swedish

>>92067152
I'll give you that

>>92062605
>>White nationalists cant handle so much as ethnic launguage in their predominanty white comics.
>
>Wew lad, cry harder. How does it feel to be left behind by the world?

/Co/ isn't tumblr, they said.

>>92061422
>give something a chance and read it before shitting all over it
Sometimes you really don't need to....

I don't know who I despise more, the Nuyoricans who make a caricature of the islands culture all the while pretending they're experts or the dumbass hippies here who sperg out about "muh Taino culture"

>>92067456
dumb phoneposter

>>92062659
>being so triggered you ignore context

>>92060711
vick vaporub is for breath problems not burns

>>92064090
>>92064124
Now kiss.

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>>92062787
The greatest contribution of nords to the world was getting conquered by Rome and falling in line with Roman thinking

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I'm glas Steve Rogers was cosmically re-written as a Hydra agent and he plus his husbrando Helmut Zemo are going to kill, capture or shoot characters like this into space.

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>>92067696
>nords
>getting conquered by Rome
What timeline do you comefrom, anon?

>>92067756
America is already in space though

Hispanic here. The worst thing about this is that "Vivaporú" is not for burns, it would actually make it worse and be very painful.

>>92062723
Please stop posting my wife ok thanks.

>>92067795
Yeah but there's a few more I'd like to see in that situation

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>>92062176
>RCN
LEAVE COLOMBIA ALONE!

>>92067778
My mistake, the nordics have done nothing worthwhile, thanks for correcting me

>>92064479
she has no job experience or talent, the fact she even scouts for "talent" should tell you that relgious discriminating racist cunt is gonna have that job for a while.

>>92062815
No. Twitter is just the 21st century way of outing the retards from the sensible. In early days we may have used wells or nature.

>>92061445
do it fag!

>>92061711
top kek

I was told by some lesbians that America is a good character but she sucks in Ultimates and this solo series is one of the worst thing I've ever read. Were the lesbians wrong? what's a good America story to read?

>>92068375
Ultimates

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>>92061990
the /co/ in me is pissed they made Cap a nazi.
the /pol/ in me is overjoyed for the coming cleansing nazi-cap will unleash.

I'm not sure how I truly feel anymore

>>92060711
captain spic was a non-starter from day one for me

>>92062144
never have I needed something so badly and never known until I received it.

where's a drawfag when we need?

>>92060711
I can't understand why she is ok in ultimates but now she transformed into this insufferable cunt that deserves never having again a solo series and this one can't die soon enough.

Also as hispanic I hate her horrendous use of my language.

>>92061361
I just came across the OP and, as a Puerto Rican, I had no clue what the fuck Vivaporu' is meant to say. It took me a whole goddamn minute. We just pronounce it "Vih" with the h at the start of "high"; a glottal h. or just Vicks if we're trying to sound fancy.

No real Boricua will actually draw it out in four syllables like that.

>>92068651
>"Vig" with H

Is actually pronounce "VIP" .

>>92062544
looking in a mirror must be very traumatic for her

>>92063347
Seconded

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>>92062544
what a cruel world that people like this have a job at marvel. you know theres some poor asshole who actually has talent and cant even get in the door.

>>92062491
Hispanic means you trace your ancestry to Hispania, Latinx is short for Latin American, which would theoretically include Quebecois but if you actually try using it that way you'll get slapped.

Various Hispanic/Latinx groups vastly prefer one to the other, but as long as you're talking about someone from the Americas they're essentially interchangeable. It's not worth arguing over.

>>92068375
>Were the lesbians wrong?
Yes.
>what's a good America story to read?
There isn't one.

>>92068651
It's a Dominican thing.

>>92067896
>it would actually make it worse and be very painful.
...
...

>>92068754
Why are you using the word "latinx" ?

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>>92068798
Just when I think it couldn't get any worse

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>>92068754
>Latinx
I fucking despise the gendered words in Spanish because having multiple words for the same thing is retarded, but this shit makes me disgusted just looking at it.

>>92068839
I think it's fairly obvious why it's in there

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>>92062898
those headlines. There are times where reality really feels like another dimension.

>>92063186
Technically racism is still legal it's just people do it behind other peoples back or do it out front it depends on the state and the area of the state

>>92068838
>eres un chico grande

>>92068754
>Latinx
>Not using latino

Are you from reddit?

>>92068839
latino(a) would have been less confusing.

>>92068695
Depends how you hear it, I guess. People say it more voiceless on the island.

>>92068798
So is she Dominican or Nuyorican? Or just what twee liberals think a Latino is supposed to be? I'm confused. And somehow offended.

>>92068971
>Para ti

>>92069045

>So is she Dominican or Nuyorican?

She's "fictional multicultural feminist alternate universe"ican.

>>92062787
Why don't you go fuck some animals in the woods?

>>92061056
Someone thought it was a sound business decision to put her in charge of book. Maybe marvel actually has a tumblr department.

>>92068989
what about latrine?

>>92069107
I'm an admitted SJW and I threw up a little upon reading that. Marvel comics deserves a collapse.

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>>92068754
>latinx
baiting or not, you need to stop this. stop fucking with my language.

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>>92062289
>Grant Morrison
>But with tits
>I don't have this

>>92069414
Funnily enough Grant Morrison's wife looks like a female version of himself.

>>92062791
>learning another language gives you an accent
lol wut
bitch learn that language, you idiot.

>>92063657
>implying there aren't fujos that would love that shit
>implying /y/ isn't shlicking to that shit right now

So did issue #3 even come out today?

>>92068975
>latinx
get out.
you could literally just use "latino" for general use.

>>92061361
I'm an actual puerto rican and I just think it's funny how hypocritical people are for shoving in sjw stuff and promoting diversity and then just making all the characters one dimensional stereotypes who can do no wrong.

>>92069515
>You'll never rip open dimensions to summon your Earth-11 counterpart for courtship and eventually marriage

Ow.

>>92069630
No, next week.

>>92066790
long live finland, us glorious bastards

>>92062388
You and me both, hermano.

>>92063229
We are truly in the darkest timeline.

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>>92069515
I thought you were joking.

>>92063475
>maybe a philosopher
The only one I can think of is Kierkegaard and he's Danish so he barely counts

>>92060711
Why you would even bother to read issue one at all boggles the mind.

>>92062827
that last part broke my sides

I think I wouldn't mind getting drunk and conjuring up the worst bait comic

>>92062176
It's funny how lefties are the only ones who point out race. I bet no one in that coffee shop even looked in her direction once.

>>92060711
Can this try any harder?

This is as cringe as writing a black character saying "DAYUM DAWG FO SHIZZLES!"

>>92062230
Looks like Mitt Romney in the second square.

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>>92060711

I feel as though my skin is being burned off with acid at every excuse of a word or concept that is attempted to be expressed within this comic. How you managed to pass the very first panel of the comic without putting it down is a mystery to me.