Spiderman/Deadpool #17 storytime

>>92050427
she gonna climb daddy's spout

>>92050471
How did she blow up the helicopter?

>>92050536
she has razor webs, you can see it slice up those guys between the helicopter and her

>>92050547
But why would the SWAT helicopter explode in a massive inferno instead of being sliced up?

i wanna fuck that thing

>>92050513
>switches eye colour mid page
>blonde hair and blue eyes in this
>brown hair and brown eyes in Uncanny Avengers

When will they fucking make up their minds about how cancer/Weapon X free Wade looks?

>>92050565
spark from the friction of metal on metal ignited the fuel tank?

Is this whole plot really "If Spiderman kills one person (again) everything will end"?

He literally made a retarded deal with the devil that gave it the power to retcon reality on a large scale. this boy is not going to heaven to begin with.

>>92050586
>Comicbook writers/artists
>Staying consistent
HAH!

>>92050568
that's cold, peter. real cold

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>>92050606
Why can't Pete be cool like Assassin Spidey? He would have went for the headshot

>>92050617
>Single pistol round destroys all his gadgets
What a load of cheap crap, did Ock subcontract to the lowest bidder for construction?

>>92050427
Finally

>>92050456
>>92050471
Did they change mai waifus eyes?

>>92050694
Wow, Peter is finally wising-up and talking some sense, Is Osborn still around? He should be next.

>>92050722
Couldn't Peter just web deadpool to the concrete and kill the demon?

Honestly this whole plot seems pretty nonsensical.

>>92050565
Fuel tank is under the propeller on the belly of the chopa

>>92050732
deadpool can dodge faster than spidey's webs travel
especially when they're looking right at each other
you gotta set that shit up and look for an opening

>>92050568
Dick move spidy. That's a man's family

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end storytime

thanks OP

>>92050767
Honestly even with his enhanced physical abilities Deadpool is moving through treacle compared to Spidey, though on that note so is Cap and yet...

>>92050772
read>>92050660 (was a bluff)

>>92050778
something something tell what you are about to do from the way your muscles tense and dodge before they've actually done it something something will of the warrior

>>92050722
Why didn't Spidey wear his hightech bulletproof costume variant along with all the other gadgets? Might as well go all out if he's going CommandoSpock

Oh no not another waifu
a man can only masturbate so much dammit

>>92050675
> make babies

UNFFF

>>92050439
>awesomesauce
>Wade going this HAM with the quips

I thought Kelly was better than this.

These Spider-Girls are gettin' weird

>>92050906
As long as they all want sex then it's fine by me

>>92050479
YEEEEEEEEESSSS!!!!!

>>92050911
Agreed!

Is there any porn of itsy bitsy? cause she gets me harder than ive ever been

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Is Spider-Man the biggest example of "Muh no-kill code..." in capeshit next to Batman?

>>92050439
>call him 'this'
>call him 'that'
>call him! his name!

When will Marvel be good again.

>>92050590
Does the spider mouth make her more attractive, or less?

mooore

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>>92050991
I dunno about Batman, but its canon that Spider-Man breaking his no-kill code leads to Last Stand spidey. aka 'he kills all his rogues then lets himself get gunned down by cops, fails to inspire anyone

that was actually one of the few things that survived into Mephisto-verse. It was introduced in JMS's run, and was brought up again during Grim Hunt.

>>92051102
More. Face masks on monster girls are already attractive and if they come off they need to be hiding something monstrous underneath like Mileena.

>>92050991
Was Spider-Nam ever done?

>>92050648
ock wouldn't go cheep with his shit most likely it was peter going cheep so he could waste his money sending toys to kids with cancer the jerk

>>92050568
Oh my god

>>92050590
Hot

>>92051210
Even Wolvie telling him off? How fucked up was he?

>>92050617
>now its my body against your...just not the way I wanted

Dear lord, please tell me there is lewds of her?

>>92050456
>>92050471
Wait, that's Deadpool? Why is he handsome now? That's like half of his character gone right there.

>>92051509
He's also sane now. Mostly.

>>92051555
So why is his character ruined?

And what the fuck is up with the hot spider thing? I haven't read Marvel in years, but I'd be willing to pick back up spidey for a monstergirl and Pool

>>92051210
That whole storyline was fucking retarded though.

>>92051210
>Spiderman
>Inspiring anyone
He only exists in marvel to get shit on and for all the other superheroes to bitch about how annoying & lame he is, even She-Hulk now despite her having the exact same banter gimmick.

>>92051621
The spider thing is created from the combined DNA of Spidey and Deadpool, which is why she calls them her daddies.

>>92051760
You know when you're a habitual tapper and someone in your vicinity is doing that and you find it the most annoying thing in the world? Same thing here.

>>92051457
Not many.

I feel like I missed an issue
Was the last issue not dracula getting rekt by van helsing on marvel vs capcom?

Thanks, OP. It sucks that Kelly and McGuinness' run is almost over.

>>92051886
Was that part of the 'Til Death Do Us Part tie-in? The last Itsy-Bitsy issue was two or three months ago.

>>92050513
An erection seized Wade, with power enough to throw out his back. The leather served him well, but stretchy it wasn't. Does Ryan Reynolds wear the suit in private?

>>92050513
Hold on, why did he zip below him and why?

so whens the next one out

>>92050648
It's still supervillain tech, Peter probably ass-u-me-d it was built to his standards.

>>92050991
It's an absolute last resort for him and when he's in that corner he will kill without remorse. He flat out murders Morlun when Morlun is begging for his life and sleeps like a baby after.
A muh no kill code hero would have thrown Morlun in super jail while he was still fucked up and been responsible for a ton of murders after Morlun unfucked himself, including his own.
Peter Parker? The man will risk his life rather than kill you, but when he's finally up against that wall he'll fucking kill you, drag his ass back home and sleep like a goddamn baby.

>>92050471
I forgot Itsy Bitsy calls Wade and Pete "Daddy." Muh fucking dick

>>92050586
Wade's never cured that often so just think of it as an injoke. It's not like he looked the same in UXF or the T-Ray flashback.

>>92050617
Fuck, I want her to stay around just for my boner's sake

>>92050722
This has been my favorite team-up book in a while, but fuck if I don't love that last panel.

I'm bummed Nova got cancelled though

>>92051430
It could be another case of him not wanting Peter to make the same mistakes he did. I wish we could get another Spider-Man/Wolverine book, but now it's too late

>>92051779
Hot

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>>92051760
he inspired Miguel

>>92050427
Finally.

>>92051430
wolverine kills so other heroes don't have to dirty their hands
Peter is one of the few people who thinks deep down neither Wolverine nor anyone else is a killer by nature and beyond hope, so it wounds Wolverine deeply to see Peter become the same as he is

>>92051457
you'll have to request them in the drawthreads.

>>92050630
Those fucking puns

>>92051760
And yet at some point everyone will wake up and realize that he's the best there's ever been. That's been reiterated over and over and over across a dozen titles over decades.

>>92051779
>she wants to have retard incest babies with her biological fathers

What the fuck, Marvel.

>>92052278
He didn't kill Morlun, you idiot.
Dexter killed him, The Other took him out, and then in Spider-verse Peter stranded him in a world that neutralized his powers.

>>92051509
>>92051555

Isn't he still cancer riddled and mad in every other series he's currently in though?

>>92051621
>So why is his character ruined?

His whole personality is doing batshit insane retarded shit, talking/quipping a lot and angst mostly surrounding said batshit insane retarded shit, his ugliness and his awful life. And in the past, there was also his murky morality and him dealing with the fucked shit he's done in the past... which is also gone. If you leave him handsome and sane then it's just fucking quips. From a total Chad, by the looks of it, an immortal, well-adjusted Chad, with a young daughter, that every superhero has come to love. That's how he'd be ruined if this shit stuck.

The r34 for itsy can't come soon enough.

>>92053140
He killed Morlun dead. The fact that someone decided to retcon that to make big crossover bads doesn't change that at the time Parker, as far as he knew, killed a surrendered enemy. And then went home and slept.
Also, premeditation. I won't argue that he was wrong, he was right as fuck. But no-kill he's not.

>>92050824
>Having multiple waifus
Disgusting.

>>92050568
There's probably no bomb

>>92051842
Anything will do. Please.

>>92052511
The Nova ongoing got cancelled?

Shit didn't Rich just come back?

Why doesn't Deadpool just throw Itsy Bitsy into the generator? He has a bunch of damage to his soul already.

>>92053712
Trying to become a better person or something like that

>>92053422
Once again, that was the other. Learn to read.

>>92053712
It's not enough for someone else to kill her. He's trying to get Peter to step back from the line.

>>92053663
You say that as if Rich was a really big draw, which does not resemble actuality

>>92054252
Jesus cuck you fucking mongoloid, did you even read JMS' run?

>>92054252
Oh and to clarify one bit - not stopping some skinny 4F from shooting the guy counts as murder as far as I'm concerned. It was a bit of a weaseling out.

>>92053549
There are three pictures on Paheal.

>>92050709
Yeah, this is the warped soul of his missing daughter unwritten by One More Day. I've been saying it for months. I called this demon spider totem plot back when the Bargain was struck because Peter and MJ's marriage was so good it being lost would make god unhappy was bullshit. IT WAS BULLSHIT, QUESADA!

>>92050427
I love you itsy bitsy

>>92050479
This fucking series has packed in some sick spidey suits lately
.

>>92050479
Looks like a Superior 1.5 costume. Like SpOck created one in between his Original Superior outfit and his Rad Black and Red one..

>>92054937
Mayday Mayday, Itsy Bitsy Spider walked into the gape of hells.

>>92050427
ohh, a cover reminiscent of Maximum Carnage.

I like that.

>>92051102
more, the secrets women keep are what make them beautiful.

>>92050709
>>92050694
> she's gonna live and regenerate her bottom half without any pants

thank you jesus!

>>92050479
>Spock suit but without the edge
>that large fucking spider
MUH DICK

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>>92050568
>"Spider-daddy"
>that ass
>those perky tits
>>92050590
>her feet literally on top of his dick
I can't take much more of this.

>>92050471
I want to do naughty things to Itsy's butt.