Superman #22 Storytime

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With Jon, as Super-Not-Appearing-In-This-Issue

>>92049213
First also keep up the goo work Norrin

>>92049213
what did a musical about presidents ever do to her?

>>92049235
>goo
"Good"

>>92049236
insulted the god emperors right hand man

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>>92049236
So /co/, which song is the best?

Saw it for my birthday this year, and Satisfied and The Room Where It Happens were showstoppers live.

>>92049276
>hey we just want to make sure you're aware we're American too and have a voice
>insult

>>92049286
>>92049276
Stop this shit in a storytime thread.

>>92049281
Hurricane and History Has Its Eyes On You are top-tier

>>92049276
Primarch Horus is a traitor and should be insulted at every opportunity

>>92049340
why is his head shaped like a potato?

>>92049333
>The whole town... A lie...

Well, that's one evil way to shit on the previous run and throw them back to Smallville/Metropolis

>>92049344
is that the hasbro spacebatman suit's gauntlet from the moonbase?

>>92049356
it's the same person writing it

>>92049356
>shit on the previous run
Hamilton county never existed before this run of Superman and Tomasi's clearly been planning this since issue #1.

why can't the normie GF's of superheroes always be this competent?
this is way better than MJ whingeing for the 100th time that spider-man let doc ock kidnap her

>>92049243
Is anyone else sorta put off by her purple eyes?

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>>92049393
Because she's Lois Fucking Lane

She's always been one to take no shit from anybody... Right from her very first appearance

>>92049412
>frankenstein and The Bride
WHY DO THEY KEEP SHOWING UP IN SUPERMAN COMICS
also are those clown-masked people the guys supes busted at the fair?

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Batman: >>92049032
Green Lanterns: >>92049434

>>92049412
Superman: Hot Fuzz

>>92049412
didn't they already use Black Dawn as a batman story title in N52?

>>92049432
Frankenstein showed up in Batman & Robin, which was also written by Tomasi.

>>92049432
>KEEP SHOWING UP

If you count this issue, they've been in three issues. And they're clearly here because of their previous appearance in this same series. Also Tomasi likes using them, and no one else is doing it.

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>>92049403
I think it's a callback to this but I'm not sure

>>92049392
COMEDIAN!!!!!!!!!

>>92049403
New52 will never die

>>92049393
MJ has been pretty useful in RYV lately and I think she was not bad at least until OMD.

>>92049502
DCAU Lois was unreasonably attractive

>>92049403
if by put off you mean turned on yes

>>92049412
This felt short as fuck

>>92049312
How did they get footage from Batman's moon bunker and dinosaur island sixty years ago?

>>92049729
nanites in the milk

>>92049645
great voice as well

>>92049645
I think it was the voice. Dana Delany still sounds sexy as fuck

>>92049375
>>92049344
Batman/Lois crossover with Lois testing new Bat-armements when?

>>92049412
Do we still think Manchester?

>>92049393
Mary Jane just helped Peter and a Guardian of the Galaxy defeat a giant robot in New Mexico and Ronan The Accuser in the last newspaper strip storyline

Why is Lois still able to use the Hellbat armor? The whole point was that it feeds off of the user, which is why Bruce could only use it for a short time.

>>92049825
she only has the hand

>>92049645
well, she is the hottest Lois version ever.

>>92049365
yes

>>92049264
Damn, this is a nice looking page.

>>92049387
So is this.

>>92049782

Definitely. The title, speech, and cigarette smoking are big signs of it.

>>92049333
>>92049340
>the whole town is in on it
Well damn. I saw the Cobb being evil twist coming but the entire town is as well is a nice twist.

>>92049393
Because DC actually respects Lois and doesn't see her as an annoying hindrance/ball-and-chain like Marvel does with MJ.

>>92049881
nice

>>92050144

>Because DC actually respects Lois and doesn't see her as an annoying hindrance/ball-and-chain like
>The New 52

Superman 022 (2017) (Webrip) (The Last Kryptonian-DCP).cbr
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>>92050713
That was just a bad fever dream.

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This is so fucking great

>>92049412
kind of surprised no one's been searching for Frankenstein or his Bride though.
Also that looks like Reach/Spider-Guild tech

ty

Everything right with the world again.

Superman is medicore-decent and Batman is the better comic.

Superman 022 (2017) (2 covers) (digital) (Minutemen-Slayer).cbr
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>>92051005
>Everything right with the world again.

>Superman is medicore-decent and Batman is the better comic.

so how's Earth-2?

So...where's the rest of the Hellmom armor?

the alien tech is bugging me, points out to Henshaw, but the whole telepathic thing points out to Manchester, but then there's the black goo and fake people.

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>>92049403
You gotta problem with purple anon?

>>92049393
1) This is Lois motherfucking Lane
2) MJ did stuff all the time, see the 80s run, and JMS, as well as the RYV ongoing

>>92049403
its the light hitting her eyes, isn't it?

>>92049412
ok, but where's Jon??

>>92051191
Lois only took the hellbat glove.

I think its all Manchester though, see>>92049881
the cover for 25

>>92049403
I hate it. I've always fought against it. it bled back in from the Action comics cover artist, and become official.

>>92049326
crop

>>92049387
Guns don't kill people. But cars do.

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NEXT

>>92051319
MJ never really did anything like this or taking on the Eradicator like Lois has. Not to mention other shit like fighting an OMAC in post-Crisis DCU.

>>92049432
>>92049496
Pete Tomasi really loves them. Remember he was Morrison's editor on Seven Soldiers when they were first introduced.

>>92049326
Lois' kung-fu is still good, I see.

>>92049356
>that's one evil way to shit on the previous run
Which previous run?

>>92049393
To be fair, MJ got fucked in the nineties when they decided to make her the "worried wife" and nothing more.

She was more "balls to the walls" before that,

>>92050898
Who would look for them though?

>>92052546
She remained balls to the wall in the newspapers. I've been checking up on some older arcs from the 2000s and she's a badass...also there's the Spider-Girl issue where she beats up the Green Goblin and tosses him out of her office

>>92049344
Batman is never getting that gauntlet back.

>>92052779
Do you mean the comic strip? No one reads that, sadly.

>>92049393
Generally, Marvel doesn't like their women being competent. It's why their books featuring women tend to be comedy focussed and their team books have the women being whiny, entitles or useless.

>>92049412

Wait wait wait. When did Frank and the Bride get captured?

>>92049276
For not properly writing out the Name of the God Emperor, the Most Righteous Inquisition sentences you to Penance: for a year a measured by the orbit of Holy Terra and a day measured likewise shall you not communicate without use of one or more of the following: cuck, libtard or any variant thereof, elite, or any word enclosed in triple parantheses. For your first offense you are issued a sentence most light, yet should you fail to comply you shall by surgical means have your skin exchanged with that of an African delinquent and the collected writings of the Golden God Emperor sown inside your eyelids. Go, and be blessed by His leniency and love, and that of the Holy Inquisition.

>>92049412
Okay, zo its Batman, Robin, Frankenstein, his wife, the monster Frankenstein was after, the three kids who robbed the county fair. Who's that on the bottom?

>>92049387
I want to marry Lois too...

>>92049326

Milf Lois is the best. So much less annoying than New 52 Lois.

>>92049432
>WHY DO THEY KEEP SHOWING UP IN SUPERMAN COMICS

WHY THE FUCK NOT?

>>92049356
What is it about Superman storytimes that attract you morons? Tomasi is the same damn writer, there is no "previous run", and he's been building up to this.

>>92049412
Well that's fucking creepy.
>>92049403
I kinda of like it, no idea where it came from though.
>>92051005
What's it like having objectively shit taste?

>>92049233
>Yandere Supershota
Who hurt Damian

>>92049344
Oh, so fucking awesome.
I love Lois.

>>92049312
This issue is Lois Lane as fuck.

>>92049412
PLEASE let Kathy be in there too.

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>>92049312

Woah someone is a Jonfag.

I didn't expected the whole town on it.

>>92049392
>Hello, Clarice.

>>92049213
I love superman!

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>>92049432
>are those clown-masked people the guys supes busted at the fair?
Exactly what I was thinking.

Batmom returns!

>>92049281
Am I the only one that hates that they're nuking NuSmallvile?

>>92049281
>fucking musicals

Co/mblr is the worst. Fuck musicals.

Les Mis and book of mormon are dope

I got the comic today, took me about 2 minutes to read. I hate this decompression meme.

>>92057587
that issue was one of the comfiest I've ever read and it wasn't even fan-service.

>>92052709
S.H.A.D.E

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>>92057848
Totally agree.

>>92049213
I now understand that what makes this book really special is Patrick Gleason's art. It's no coincidence that the worst issues are the ones he doesn't draw.

This book could be much better if it was a monthly.

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>>92057982

I love this arc so far, Tomasi is killing it.

>>92049403
I like her eyes, seems like got straight out of the DCAU.

>>92049387
Lois of murder!

>>92049333
>>92057192
Reminds me of all the way back during the Millenium crossover, when all of (I think) Smallville was replaced by Manhunters.

What do you guys think? Is the town fake, or just under Black's mind controlling?
I'm personally hoping for the latter, and that Superman will save them.

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>You'll never have Lois Lane

>>92059283
Damn straight. Lois doesn't have a don't kill policy.

>>92060061
I hope for their sake they're fake, otherwise they'll be mighty sore once they are freed of Black's control, on account of Lois kicking the shit out of them.

>>92060061
I think they are all being mind controlled. The big question is, how long has that been going on? If Kathy "broke free" would she even remember Jon and his family?

>>92049213
Regular cover is better.

>>92049233
Variant cover ain't bad though.

>>92049264
This is a REALLY nice looking page.

>>92049312
What the fuck? Is this where that one guy's been watching them from?

>>92049326
Well that sucks.

>>92049333
What the fuck is going on?

>>92049340
What the fuck is going on?

>>92049387
Niiiiiice page.

>>92049412
Who are the clowns?

>>92063500
Read the the issue where they go to the fair.

>>92049412
This seems to be techno-organic.

Any theories on this shit?

Thanks, OP.

>>92063520
I like the idea of Ozy making the squid with machines instead of his crazy bioscience.

>>92049645
Lois is always portrayed as sexy, but not Wonder woman level. Almost as many people want to bang Lois as Diana.

Lois Best Girl

>yfw this arc is ripped off of a Fantastic Four story

>>92049340
Full Hot Fuzz here.

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https://www.bleedingcool.com/2017/05/03/dc-comics-reveals-mystery-superman-big-bad-possibly-mistake-spoilers/

Villain of the arc revealed Although I think we all called it

>>92064247
Fuck off Rich.

>>92064271
Don't click in the link if you don't feel like it, anon. Linking the source it's just a habit.

>>92064467
I know I'm not blaming anyone in the thread.

DC rebirth superman + Lois and Clark are just a giant launching point for Jon Kent. I like the character and really like the stories, especially as a newer Superman fan. I can see how older Superman fans can be annoyed by Jon.

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>>92064247
>that mind-raped Jon

>>92057133
Best girl was a traitor, get over it

>>92049412
> Batman. Frankenstein. The Bride. Robin. AND CRUSTY JUGGLERS!!!
> CRUSTY JUGGLERS!!!

>>92064247

Make's sense given the new Revenge Squad has the third tier version of him on the team and not this fella.

>>92049722
This

>>92065156
A GREAT BIG BUSHY BEARD!

>>92066292

You might say this issue was for THE GREATER GOOD!

>>92063935
Really?

>>92066441
Yeah. During the Byrne run. Very similar concept. At least in the setup. I expect the rest of the story will be completely different though.

>>92049432
>are those clown-masked people the guys supes busted at the fair
Oh damn good catch. In retrospect Tomasi and Gleason have clearly been planning out this entire story for a long while.

>>92057982
>>92058022

Still the best two pages of the last year. God bless Tomasi for delivering the comfiest Superman tale in recent memory.

>>92064750
Who the fuck is annoyed by Jon? He's adorable.

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>>92049782
>>92050102

>>92049348
Because he's Mister Potato Head.

>>92049233
This

>>92069123
>>92070672

I know I've heard some people say he gets too much focus, but I'm always a little peeved when a Superman issue comes out and there's no Jonno.

>>92049297
And people were ripping the button for the expo. I don't mind it, Glea has gotten to a point in the art that I almost dont give a fuck what tomasi is saying.