Hey /co/, you mind giving me your crowns?

>>92046679
*takes your crown instead*

>>92046695
NIGGA WHAT ARE YOU DOOOOING?

>>92046679
Yeah sure, have a happy.
Wait is that a fucking pig stuffed with another pig?

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>>92046679

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>>92046679

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I'll give you my crown if you hand over that pig stuffed pig, oh and that headless fly... have you still got any of that squash?

>>92046925
It's a fucking inverted fedora, you philistine.
You just activated my autism card.

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>>92046899
>>92046925
Drop the crowns.

>>92046985
Double King tried to take a cockatoo's feathers because they vaguely resembled a crown. Jughead's definitely getting a visit.

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>>92046679
Who dares ask for the crown of King Bob?

>>92046985
*tips whoopee cap*

But I have no crowns

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I'M MAD

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>>92046679
yeah sure

get in

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Who would win in a fight between Double King and the King of Cartoons?

>>92046985
Nothing makes me smile like an autist speeding out and still being wrong.

As >>92047128 mentions, it's a whoopee cap.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Whoopee_cap

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>>92046679
Fuk off

>>92047231
>It was often made from a man's felt fedora hat with the brim trimmed with a scalloped cut and turned up.

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>>92047186

>>92047268
Cute!

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>>92047004
Fine jeeze ya big baby. Take it.

>>92047251
>Double King dies a short walk away from the mushroom king.
>Mushroom guard could potentially retrieve his king's crown.
MEEP

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>>92047317
Double King is not cute

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>>92047333
>Mushroom King is now Quadruple Mushroom King
>ALL HAIL PSILOCYBIN

Was Double King always king of the cave people, or did he kill the previous king and take their crown?

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>>92047264
WHERE'S YOUR GOD NOW!?

>>92047390
I think he was probably never a king to begin with. I figure those cave things don't even have a king and DK was just a regular one that wanted to feel important and started grabbing crowns.

>>92047390
No idea, there is no real structured lore to this cartoon.

>>92047408
>>God
>>fedoras
Pick one.

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Would Double King fight pic related for his crown?

>>92047445
Either he was King of Cave people, or he just likes crowns so he went out and killed someone before the rat king.

>>92047534
Would he?
Yes.

Would he win?
Probably, he's fucking nuts.

>>92047560
He out tantrumed the Matriach of Death. The lich is at least gonna get a good screaming.

Holy shit, is Double King a lich himself?

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>>92046899
>>92046925
>>92046968
>>92047004
>>92047049
>>92047171
>>92047195
>*angry king noises*

Double King looks like he could be a Dark Souls boss

>>92047648
I'm pretty sure he ESCAPED from some corner of a Dark Souls game or knockoff.

All you goddamn need is the rat king getting a YOU HOLLOWED overlay after his skull gets torn out.

>>92047477
>tfw the person I know that owns a fedora is a priest

>>92047534
>Doubleking literally punched death in the face until she gave him her crown

Litch is fucked mayne

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>>92047648
>>92047694
Double King is clearly the protagonist of Dark Souls II, taking the DLC into account.

>>92047333

Double King just dropped the Mushroom Crown right where he picked it up.

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Why don't you try and take it, Chuckles?

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>>92047328
THAT'S NOT A CROWN GIVE ME A CROWN

>>92046679
Man, my PCs crown is a goddamn unseeable little flicker of light above their head the fuck you gonna steal that

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A crown like this?

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>>92047754
>Player enters a desolate throne room
>A large, cloaked figure sits in the center
>It senses the crown you used to enter
>DOUBLE KING
>Fight the cloaked, double crowned behemoth
>Phase Two
>Both his crowns are destroyed
>Autistic screeching as the Double King goes feral

>>92047884
Would DK even care if his crown got destroyed? I mean, we never see it happen. I think he'd just run off and find more.

Why doesn't he just employ a backsmith and jeweller to make him lots of crowns?

>>92047972
Considering the effect a crown had on that cloud, and how one was created alongside that pumpkin and the fly, it may not be so simple as that.

>>92047972
DID YOU NOT SEE THE LOOK OF HORROR WHEN HE REALIZED HE HAD LOST HIS

>>92048008
Yeah but that was like he lost it. He thought he had a crown and he didn't. He was shocked he was wrong. If he saw a crown get destroyed he'd be shocked sure, but would be become murderous or immediately run off and search for a new one?

>>92048054
>but would be become murderous

yes. the answer is yes.

>>92048054
Did you even watch the animation? He kills for crowns

>>92048054
He would totally freak out because YOU BROKE HIS CROWNS THAT HE GOT FAIR AND SQUARE REEEEEE

>>92047609
No, Double King is just crazy for crowns.

>>92048095
Yes okay but in this scenario I'm assuming you don't have a crown and destroyed his. Do you think he would waste time killing you that could be spend finding a new crown?

>>92048206
yes. he fucking chased a bird because it had a yellow-crown like crest. then died because his finger was wearing the crown that he PUT THERE HIMSELF, so he cut it off (and grew an extra hand just to manage the process too. that takes effort)

Who will rule the people now that Double King is in space?

>>92048206
Man you literally need characterization spelled out, dont you? YES HE WOULD MURDER YOU

>>92048206
If you destroyed his crown, he has to kill you otherwise you're just as likely to destroy other crowns that he also wants. You've made yourself an obstacle.

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>>92048236
BUT HE WASN'T GETTING RETRIBUTION YOU DUMB FUCK HE WAS TRYING TO GET A CROWN. SHOW ME ONE INSTANCE IN THE ORIGINAL CARTOON OF HIM GETTING REVENGE ON SOMEONE WHO STOLE AND/OR DESTROYED A CROWN HE OBTAINED.

OH FUCKING WAIT THERE'S THE CRAB WHO STEALS THE FISH KINGS CROWN. DOES HE KILL IT, NO YOU FUCKING RETARD

>>92048341
He probably would've if it hadn't escaped back into the water

>>92047264
>often means always

>>92048552
Not big enough and should be detached from his body.

Also this made me realised how despite being a king I saw the character entirely genderlessly.

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>>92048341
You forgot your REEEEEEEEEEEEE, you autist

>>92046679
Double king video game when?

>>92048341
The Lord of the Flies tried to steal his rotten Squash Crown and DK killed him for it. Getting the tiny fly crown was just a very nice bonus

Is the double king autism finaly over? Can we instead talk about the very best thing he produced?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9RHFFeQ2tu4

>>92048833
whip it up in flash and upload it to newgrounds
like the good ol days before 9/11

>>92046679
So if every creature or thing has a monarch, what if he found the Crown King?

Would he destroy it for its crown, or just wear it?

>>92047171
WE

>>92047333
but he's a mushroom, he's rooted in place

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>>92049481
>He doesn't know how a fungus works

>>92047251
>mouse guard had a gun
>let his king die
>shroom guard had a pointed stick
>screamed in the face of death itself

HERO
E
R
O

>>92049083
I love that video but watching it now after Double King is very underwhelming. I think DK is a huge improvement from mostly everything he's done.

>>92049451
WUZ
DOUBLE

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>>92047357

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>>92049083
Not even close, anon.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Dkq6Lp8_gg

>>92050613
The best thing about this edit is that it implies fag enabler was already printed on all the napkins for some inscrutable reason.

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>>92046679
But anon I need my crown to chew ;_;

>>92050704
boy I am real glad he did not go for tooth horror jokes

>>92052778
Woops

>>92047610
Is DK a rug monster?

>>92047357
Why couldn't the Skeleton King just let him have his little napkin crown?