Oh man, I really hate mondays

NOW

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I killed another one today Garfield

I honestly haven't even watched the whole set of new ones. I watched the pipe one and the sex history one and had to lie down for a month

Why is it that a cat who doesn't have a job hates mondays?

>>92045728
>No fucking lasagna from dumb Chad owner
MEOWWWWWWWWWWWWW

>>92047770
because he is so fat and lazy

>>92047755
People keep telling me to sit down and watch the full 4 hour video but it just doesn't seem like it would be worth it, for any payoff

>>92047770
Jon comes home too exhausted and annoyed to make lasagna

>>92047871
watch the ending, at the very least. It will change your life forever.

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how's your sex life /co/

>>92048330
I passed from mild porn to petite girls

which one was the best one /co/?

>>92048610
The shampoo one

https://youtu.be/Y-ooCnZviZ8

>>92047136
Boy, fuck you, Jon

>>92045728
you don't hate mondays, you hate capitalism

>>92045728
Oh fuck no I'm getting out this thread before it turns into an eldritch nightmare

>>92050367
The shampoo one is awesome.

>>92050600
Haha that whacky Jon!

>>92048610
I like the cupcake and bag ones.

Where could your pipe be, /co/?

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>it's a "jon sexually assaults liz" strip
JON NO

>>92047871
Then just watch the last 10 minutes or so.

>>92045728
>garfielf and lasagna cat crossover never

>>92052087
JON YES

>>92047136
WEAK
PATHETIC
WHITE....
WHITE GUILT
MOTHERFUCKER

>>92047770
Jon rapes him every monday morning.

>>92052087
Is Jon high leveled Bard or does he just have low cha but high speech?

>>92052021
That drawing style triggers some weird sensation of deja vu

I'M USING THE CAT BRUSH

>>92047770
Garfield's job is making you laugh every day. His foot has arthritis from kicking dogs for nearly 40 years, his heart is giving out from constantly overeating for your amusement. No one even laughs anymore, but still he soldiers on, struggling through the pain each day in hopes of bringing some small shred of meaning to millions of people around the world.

>>92052087
liz a cute

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>>92054286

>>92045728
You an I both op.

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>>92047136
Arbunkcle i will show you the power of lasaga

>>92048610
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mVI-xVWZf3k

This one is beyond GOAT

>>92050600
Damn, beat me to it.

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I was 18...

>>92045728
Today's Wednesday.

>>92058801
It's always a monday at some point in time.

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>>92059435
>>92059465
Gross, it must take a lot of skill to make a cat unfuckable.

>>92059465
its official, i hate ssonic2

>>92048610
The Final Fantasy one

Now

>>92056014
Fuck

>>92048330
Still a virgin, you?

>>92048330
Not a fucking virgin but I haven't seen any action in years now.

I'd rather focus on school tbqh.

>>92058801
Thursday in new zealand

>>92052855
Jon clearly put all his stats in dex and endurance. How else do you think he's stayed so young after 40 years of publication?

>>92047770

It depresses him to go back to three panels after the Sunday strip.

>>92048610
and I said what about
BREAKFAST WITH GARFIELD
she said I think I
WOULD LIKE BREAKFAST WITH GARFIELD

>>92048610

https://youtu.be/x3NLa4ebX4E

This is the first one I ever saw and it has a special place in my heart. Though I think the bag one might objectively be better.

>>92064792
>Garfield existence is relegated to only 3 panels a day 6 days a week

>>92048610
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RUUNslMcGh8

If this isn't the best satirical depiction of America ever produced, it's at least the most efficient.