One of the worst comics, and worst characters, ever made.

>>92034896
This bitch is Korra 2.0. But at least she isn't Mockingbird.

>>92034896
I liked her in The Ultimates, was she this bad in Young Avengers?

>>92034896
One of the worst posts & worst anons ever replied to.

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You anons ready for a storytime

>>92034896
Take it to /pol/. We just had a thread about this.

>>92035098
Oh go fuck yourself. This shit has been story timed like a 1000 times already.

>>92035098
Please stop, I just read a storytime early this morning. there was fuck all for me to do at work

>>92035149
>>92035173
Hah just messing with you guys
I know torture is illegal

>>92034896
There have been shittier comics and shittier characters. The book is, let's be honest, just slightly below mediocre, and the only reason /co/ gives a shit is because it gets triggered by Tumblr shit more than Tumblr gets triggered by a-holes.

>>92036904
>Just below mediocre

That's a strange way of saying a complete mess of a narrative.

>>92034896

>written by a literal dyke

Meh, I liked it

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So /co/'s exited for the All-American ventures of America Vasquez, right?

>>92038480
She makes Hitler look like he knew about fat western dykes. He tried to stop the furture. It's why they killed Patton.

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>>92040179
Or this one.

>>92040316
This one needs a storytime

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>>92034896
uncanny

>>92040399
This please i been trying to find a link. Its fourth issue is out on the 21st June.

But they have reckoned without another comic called America. Written and drawn by Jon Hughes, published by Overground Comics/American Mythology, the last issue #3 came out back in October. The fourth issue is a long time coming, and is now drawn by friend-of-Bleeding Cool, Ale Garza. And coming out on the 14th of June, one week before.

And since no one can trademark the word “America” for the comics – there is nothing that either can do.

But it could be a little confusing… bc

>>92035063
(you)

>>92034896
When is the next chapter going to come out?

>>92034896

Hey, remember when

>Spider-Man was married to his established soulmate.
>Hulk was a Space Conan.
>Black Cat was fun.
>Deadpool was actually funny.
>Starlord had a badass helmet.
>Kate Bishop wasn't obnoxious and terrible.
>Carol Danvers was feminine.
>Carol Danvers was also an alcoholic with internalized demons that made her feel relateable and human.
>You were all fucked when The Hulk got back.
>The Fantastic Four were allowed to exist and impact things.
>X-Men were still terrible, but at least they were fun terrible.
>Random characters like Cloud 9 were introduced and had the potential to be fun, but were quickly forgotten.
>Dan Slott actually knew how to write a cohesive story and wasn't a colossal prick about everything.
>Tony Stark WASN'T IN YOUR FUCKING FACE ALL OVER THE PLACE
>Norman Osborn actually mattered.
>Characters being LGBT were a footnote on their biography, not the entire reason they existed.
>You could count the number of main universe Spider themed superheroes not wearing a Symbiote on one hand.

Boy. I sure do miss old modern Marvel.

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>grrr I can't stand tough girl characters who kick ass
>unless they're power girl

/co/ logic

>>92034896
why?

>>92040691
not soon enough

>>92040917

The fuck are you talking about? /co/ practically salivates over tough girls who kick ass.

It's the characters they never shut the fuck up about how much ass they kick that people tend to hate.

>>92041296
>It's the characters they never shut the fuck up about how much ass they kick that people tend to hate.

So Power Girl?

I liked her design and the idea of the character, but this issue was absolute ass. Her characterization was basically nothing, the art was inconsistent, the story was nonsense, and the paneling was horrible and did nothing to guide the eye.

So, basically, it was completely in line with most of the rest of Marvel's current output.

I wouldn't call it one of the worst of all time for that reason.

>>92034896
It really is bad. Badly written. Badly drawn. Badly colored. Just all around boring. IMHO it's not worth the time. X-Men Gold on the other hand is surprisingly good. Even with the racist imagery hidden in the art.

>>92034896
>>>92034896
>a-holes.

Holy shit, how can anyone by such a faggot that it's afraid to say ass on the Internet?

>>92041454
Ass.

>>92041449
Don't forget, the writer pretends to care about Latino heritage and yet she doesn't know how to speak Spanish, how hard is to find some. Mexican or Puerto Rican cleaning lady and ask her?

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>>92041495

>>92041495
>doesn't know how to speak Spanish
No way! Sauce on this?

>>92034896
So, is she Captain America's sidekick or something?

>>92036904
No man, the book is pure trash. I know that we're given to hyperbole around here, but every aspect of the first couple of issues was (were) inexcusably bad.

>>92040057
›››/tumblr/

This is the "holy menstruation" comic right?

Characters whose only trait is "I'm tough!" can only go so far.

Her expiration date ended in Young Avengers.

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>Everyday we have this thread
Come on guys
>>92042034
Nope
>>92043207
Yep

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Who would you hatefuck more /co/?
Korra or America?

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>>92043136
While it is indeed pretty bad, there are a lot worse comics.

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>>92043207
Aye

For god sake no!

I am still scrolling the last america thread

>>92041495
She could have just asked a family member who does speak Spanish.

>>92043295


the unfunnies is my guilty pleasure

>>92043339
Ah jeez what were they thinking?

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>>92043339
I just finished reading this because of this thread. The whole thing felt like the writer saying "How do you do fellow kids". I'm too familiar with her powers but was it necessary for her to drive midway to California and then teleport with a portal thing?

Jesus fucking Christ, will /co/ ever shut up about this comic, there are pretty much daily threads about, and by now it must have been story timing hundreds of times, i doubt even tumblr gives the comics this much attention.

>>92043551
Not even Champions gets this much hate discussion

>>92041627
It's come up a few times in these threads about this train wreck of a comic, most notably when a bunch of Latin Americans on twitter were ripping Riveria a new one for her stereotypical and arguably racist depiction of a Hispanic woman. They were doing this in Spanish and Riveria had no idea what they were telling her until she translated it.

>>92034896
It's definitely awful, but it's still nowhere near The Unfunnies or Nemesis. "Worst" might be a bit of a stretch.

>>92034896
try to justify this without mentioning SJW agenda.

what I mean is that something from their agenda can still be technically good.

>>92043551
It's easy to explain. Good things are subjective. Bad things are subjective, and both come and go, as do the arguments about them.

But truly terrible things, things that fail on every conceivable possible level? These are rare. These are precious pearls to be admired for the truly incredible levels of 'how did so many people completely fail to let this happen'? They unite us, a thousand voices with ten thousand tastes. All can stand before Gabby Riveria's America comics, look to one another and laugh at how fucking terrible it is.

>>92043551
it's so bad that hating it becomes fun

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Storytime But

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>>92036904
>a-holes

>>92043870
>but those fools on the board wouldn't listen
heh

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>>92043795
u fuk

>>92035098
No thanks.

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>America is such a fucking terrible comic that it leads to civil debate and discussion... and the obligatory storytime.

That's how bad it is.

>>92040693
>Random characters like Cloud 9 were introduced and had the potential to be fun, but were quickly forgotten.
How is that a positive?

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>>92034896
ohwe'redointhisagainigotbagofconfetti

ohhhohh

>>92043587
are there any screencaps of this?

>>92034896

>chancleta
>ay dios mio
>vivaporub
>Nazi basura

This is unironically the most racist comic I have ever read in my entire life. As an anon said in another thread, it's the equivalent of having a chinese character and just making him say "CHING CHONG PING PONG"

Who do I complain to at Marvel to get this shit cancelled?

Fucking stupid spics who live in the US are the worst. Giving the rest of us actually living in Latin America a bad name and on top of everything taking our culture and language and shitting all over them

>>92034959
Nah, Korra was just a meathead with bad judgement and there were consequences for her actions.

America is just a really weird collection of simultaneous over-the-top lesbian and latino stereotypes IRONICALLY WRITTEN BY A LATINO whereas the character before was somewhat likable and acted like a normal teenager/young adult.

>>92044995

>IRONICALLY WRITTEN BY A LATINO

That cunt doesn't even know any Spanish, much less anything about any kind of latin american culture. She's literally one of those retarded tumblrites who unironically use shit like "Latinx" not knowing they're taking a shit all over the culture and language they're supposedly "proud" of. It's just a bunch of stupid burgers appropriating a culture that isn't theirs because they wanna be special snowflakes

>>92045098
>It's just a bunch of stupid burgers appropriating a culture that isn't theirs

Puerto Rico is basically an American colony in all but name.

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>>92034896

>>92045098
>It's just a bunch of stupid burgers appropriating a culture that isn't theirs because they wanna be special snowflakes

You sound like one of those snowflakes yourself. Nobody but SJWs and butthurt liberals give a shit about cultural appropriation.

>>92045283

I give a shit because stupid "progressive" comics like this go on and the characters get a ton of focus everywhere for no reason while Nova is getting cancelled

So you have a racist ass comic thinly disguised as a "wow so progressive" comic with shit writing and art, while a good ass comic with top tier writing and art gets cancelled because of autismos not buying the book (who the fuck buys America anyway? Surely not the dykes it's aimed at)

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE FUCK OFF MUH COMICS ALREADY

>>92043511
>how do you do mi gente

>>92034896
Harsh words dude... what about alpha and silk?
what about iron man with tits? or whore i mean whor? this is just meh

>>92043587

Yeah, I second this >>92044859
. I heard about this Twitter drama, but want to see screencaps. I can't find it on her twitter page.

>>92041449
The art's actually pretty nice. It's just the coloring needs some more variety in terms of shading and such but is all around okay-ish.

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>>92040917
Are you dense, or have you just not read the comic?

/co/ loves tough brown girls, we just hate characters who are obnoxious cunts. America happens to be one of those characters.

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REMINDER: This is the woman who wrote this comic:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nQQlA6j-IB8

She is not fluent in spanish, has an inch deep understanding of the culture, and co-opts it as part of victim complex, which is well documented on her youtube as she has video after video of telling stories of being called a faggot.

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The end

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>>92040931
>Obnoxious characters
>"Quirky" pop culture references
>Atrocious art, riddled with mistakes.
>Casual racism
>Fan letters that TOTALLY weren't written by interns
>Ancestral Knowledge (c)

Its an awful book, save yourself and never expose yourself to it outside of this board.

>>92034959
>at least she isn't Mockingbird
What a fucking let down, it stated well enough but outta nowhere she was raging about being a strong independent woman...verbatim

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>>92040693
I member

>>92044534
That's it. I give up.

>>92043672
When was the last time a book was so terrible that it got this sort of response on /co/ even civil war 2 didn't get this and that was probably one of the worst events they've ever done.

>>92045636
has anyone ever noticed that empenadas Salvadorenas are like what everybody else would call pastelitos, but pastelitos salvadorenos are like what everybody else would call empanadas? That's weird

>>92044297
What the fuck even is this comic

>>92044297

Did Tony just fucking murder someone ?

What the fuck is this

>>92044941
>a chinese character and just making him say "CHING CHONG PING PONG"
Or calling the new superman superchang... no seriously you made me laugh silly anon.

>>92043842
????

>>92045876
>>92045814
Marville was created as part of Marvel's U-Decide event, in which fans would decide which of three books would survive. The event involved one existing book (Peter David's Captain Marvel, whose numbering was restarted at issue #1) and two new books (Marville and Ron Zimmerman's Ultimate Adventures), and was based around a bet between David and Jemas, of which Marvel editor-in-chief Joe Quesada later became a part. Jemas changed the stakes of the bet a few issues into Marville, stating that the loser would take a pie in the face for charity. Despite this, both Marville and Ultimate Adventures ended fairly quickly, while the rebooted Captain Marvel would last 25 more issues, for a total of 60 issues when combined with the first run.

>>92043795

You monster

>>92045876

Humor. Utter failure of humor

>>92045942
All very interesting history anon but what exactly is it? Is it supposed to be a satire or something else, is it worth reading?

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>>92046126
Horrible book.

>>92046145
Thanks for the info

>>92044308
what the fuck
he just bopped his head down and ut his stomach

>>92043511
>somewhere between cali and NYC
this is how someone in a fucking shack in a jungle in fucking ecuador would describe a place in the middle of the country.

>>92046235
No Problem anon.

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>>92034896
This shit was less painful to read. Take a moment to really think on that

>>92035098
The brit in me gets kind of fucked at how they shamelessly ripped off the idea of an immigrant baby born in America with its namesake as a commentary mouthpiece on the system from Judge Dredd. And then made it ham fisted sjw pander fest.

Like if they had done it well, it would've been annoying, but the fact that it's one of THE shittest books ever made just fucks me off.

>>92041495
As much as I hate hypocracy, I can't blame her for this.

For the past few generations, immigrant families had a need to assimilate into American culture, the melting pot, so that they would be treated with the same respect we give to... (who? I don't fucking know what propaganda we churned out during the Cold War).

But anyway, in those days, parents would refuse to speak anything other than English in order to make sure their children wouldn't be hindered from becoming upstanding citizens.

After we shout, "Learn English! I don't want you speaking anything else, you are American now." a few years ago, we now say "How dare you not know your own heritage."

I'm paraphrasing, of course, but the general tones are there.

But no this comic is shit, even from a liberal perspective.

>>92040917
No.
We can't stand America because she's a sassy teen with no consequences for, you know, being a teenager. Teenagers don't know shit and fail constantly- but not this sassy Latina! She is _always_ right, and always ready to let more established and experienced heroes know it, or else! Established heroes fall all over themselves to suck her dick and gush about how great she is, unless they've suddenly become unreasonable strawmen for her to slap down. She's never put upon or shown to be wrong or overconfident. Literally the only bad thing to ever happen to her was in Secret Ward's A-force, when she was just too true to herself for the world. She shows up in established dynamics and suddenly resolves them with her obnoxious perfection- exactly like the *actual* Mary Sue.

Kara Zor-l fails and fucks up all the time, has self doubt, and she gets less respect than she deserves.

There's no comparison. America is trash- the worst character since Cable.

>>92043842
always knew you were a faggot.

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>>92034896
Can someone link me to a story time of this? I'm feeling suicidal today.

>>92048544
Happened just the other day.

http://desuarchive.org/co/thread/92012667/

>>92040693
>>Deadpool was actually funny.
You say this but somehow the Deadpool comics are still at the very least decent, which considering the current state of Marvel, is nothing short of a miracle

>>92040917
>Chavez
>Tough girl
>Not someone who just talks the talk and coasts through life while throwing "Quips" and Spanglish at everyone she meets.

Read the fuckin comic anon.

>>92041356
at least she can walk the walk and has some actual depth.

>>92048544
only today?

>>92045554
The biggest problem I have is with the inconsistent color of the line art.

Isn't this the bitch that broke up with her girlfriend because she doesn't want a long distance relationship? Isn't she also the one with distance travelling powers? Who wrote this shit?

>>92045636
You must be SO PROUD of YOUR CULTURE there Gabby.

This isn't the slightest bit funny, or clever.

This is terrible. This is awful.

>>92046702
I feel the same way Jeeves, 'cept replace Dredd with Superman.

>>92046565
Serenity is weird, I initially read it to make fun of it but then I found myself actually enjoying it and its characters.

>>92048758
>has some actual depth.
name a good power girl story. not a story she happens to be in, one where she's the driving force of the narrative
I'll spare you the effort of looking up the actual name. just describe the events 'the one where power girl...."

>>92036904
What's YOUR pick for worst of the year?

>>92045617
I would put it one farther. /co/ actually is more than OK with obnoxious cunts like Maria Hill or Amanda Waller. This fails at a more fundamental level.

>>92045759
Our Love is Real is the last one I can think of.

>>92048758
The deepest thing on Power girl is her cleavage. But it's still better than this. Hell, even the Black Power girl not written by Priest was better than this.

>>92048758
>actual depth
Is that what boobs are called now

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>Promotes Latinx bullshit gender neutral language shit

>Still refers to herself as a latina

Whats even worse is combing through her videos >>92045636
This bitch can't even do basic fucking grammar is is super stereotyping all Hispanic culture to try to compensate to seem like she associates more with a culture than she actually is.

Her pronunciation, her inability to conjugate, her usage of adjectives after the noun, shes just an LA chola hoodrat wannabe who is really a gay valley girl.

I pray to god someone does a panel with her 100% in Spanish and exposes this puta guera

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>>92049287

>>92049081
Power Girl by Palmiotti and Grey?

>>92049345
looks like my HS history teacher.

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>>92049345
>quotes herself on her own picture
>puts her self-insert on the second page of her comic
the ego on this bitch

>>92049503
And don't forget that the new fat black best friend of America is also probably her self-insert.

>>92043795
You've led me here under false pretences. This is not ok, PA.

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>>92049503
>people bitch about her self insert
>ignore the fact FUCKING LOKI was somehow available for an interview

>>92050735
I dunno, that panel is probably the closest thing to in-character in the book

>>92050735
they clearly just happened to catch former presidential candidate Loki in a diner, catching a wholesome all-american breakfast on his way to a very important meeting with the CEO of Roxxon

>>92049503
I like to image the quote from Storm is one of those blatantly edited soundbytes where each word came from a difference sentence that was spliced together

>>92040917
Understand this, it's not the fact that they kick ass is what bothers me, or any of us really. It's the technique that they use to show it to us.
>obnoxiously arrogant personality
>has no consequences throughout there journey
>plot armor
>always has some nobody or a villain as a blatant strawman
>the story acts like the world has always resolved solely on them

>>92050887
>Latin America is hopeful that Gabby Riviera will never be allowed to write another comic book, ever.

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It's bad. But is it worse than HELL CAT?

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>>92044565
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON

>>92053091
Leth's Hellcat reached webcomic levels of crap. This shit is like an overpriced Sonichu, but Sonichu has the excuse that his author is a literal autist.

>>92034896
> the worst character and comic ever made

okay now you're all trying too hard. Bad enough everyone's trying to force it as the next big storytime of pain, but now you're getting hysterical. If it's so bad than stop posting about it and ignore it, it's not like we talk about Trouble or Unfunnies constantly.

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So when is the next Issue anyway?