do your worst

>That's so Kafka-esque

Spy vs. Spy vs. Spy?

Cow tools.

>No meat touching, ma'am

>Christ, what an asshole.

>Hail Hydra

>>92030638
>one misreading later
Great, now I have to put 'find an occasion to say "That's so Kefka-esque"' on my bucket list.

>Ugh, late capitalism.

This is literally how 1-panel cartoonists work: they draw a situation like this, put it away for a week or so, then come back to it and brainstorm captions. Even Family Circus.

>>92030573
>...and that's why indoctrinating the ways of Tumblr to the amendments should be considered

>>92030823
Kill yourself immediately after saying it.

>What the fuck are you retards doing?

"I'm afraid this is no cement mixer, though we do have a Concrete Cabernet."

>>92030573
Marriage as seen by millennials.

>So you're taking the plunge, I hear.

>Melanie will be so miffed that she missed you. But I can't let you miss your boat.

"Glad you're alright and all, but The President sunk even lower yesterday...."

>>92030573
>Not getting any cold feet now, are we?

Normal people. Creative people