TONIGHT

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>>92013663
who's ready to have a good night ruined?

>>92013693
>Likes Gotham
>Complains about any other live action adaptation
House made of glass, my friend.

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I miss him.

UPCOMING EPS

3.17: "The Primal Riddle" (May 8th)
Some of Gotham's most unhinged villains band together, while The Riddler continues his conquest of the city. Gordon is on a search for answers and all roads keep leading him back to the Court of Owls. Meanwhile, as Alfred begins to notice a change in Bruce, Bruce 2 confides in Selina

3.18: "Light the Wick" (May 15th)
Gordon discovers the weapon the Court of Owls will use to destroy Gotham, which leads him on a dangerous path as he tracks it down. Meanwhile, Kathryn (guest star Leslie Hendrix) and Temple Shaman (guest star Raymond J. Barry) reveal their next move to Bruce, and Ivy comes to Selina's aid.

3.19: Episode 19 (May 22nd)
3.20: Episode 20 (May 29th)
3.21/3.22 Two Hour Season 3 Finale (Jun 5th)

One month remains of our Gotham keks, I don't think we've heard anything recently about a pickup for a new season but it seems likely.

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>Supergirl and Gotham still air at the same time
Why must they make me choose?

>>92014066
well the good news is that probably won't be a problem next season

oh hey Lucifer's back tonight

Yay.

>>92013785
>Firefly and Freeze are coming too
Oh baby

>>92013693
>inner company war
More fun for me then, you faggot

Oh, right. The Wonder Woman thing.

Eh, might be good for a laugh.

LAW?

I miss Mr Freeze, and Hugo Strange.

so the court is part of the league?

Why did the Court send Bruce to the Himalayas

>>92014066
Just monitor the thread and look for lewd Lena

Thats a big model.

Is Remar legit trying to undermine the court or is it a case of tempting him with power?

>they have the little model city
the little things in this show sometimes

>>92014885
to get to the other side

Owl face head asses.

But don't they run Gotham? Why would they want their own city to fall?

Is that Ubu or Big Dick Ra's?

>>92014885
To get him out of the way, of course

>>92014890
For some

Canada bro here, eh? Gotham airs at 7 for us so I just finished watching, eh? You'll get no spoilers from me, eh?

Is this the ep Ben directed

>>92014881
Court's activities are exclusively focused on Gotham, the League is a global outfit, though apparently based on Arlo's words they might be an extension of the League

>>92014916
Old man just said they're a tool.

>>92014928
Yep

>>92014916
There's no other way to get rid of the crime in the city.

They plan to rebuild it after.

>>92014916
>implying running Gotham as is is a good thing

sometimes you need to tear down a decrepit building in order to build a better one

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Place your bets now...
>Rozz
>Raysh

>>92014946
Like in Robocop?

>>92014946
There are multiple socioeconomic reasons why that won't work.

>>92014933

They are certainly a bunch of tools.

>>92014538
>oh hey Lucifer's back

if it comes back tonight then how did i watch it last night? sling tv fucked up and put it up early?

>>92014965
Razz

Is the old guy Sensei? I doubt it would be Ra's Al Ghul.

OF course Bullock knows all the drinking related diseases

>Harvey explains Liver disease
>"How do you know about that?"

Jim.

>>92014933
Oh ever secret society thinks the other secret society's are tools.

>Ivy coddling Pengy

if he wasn't gay would he be loving this?

>>92014978

Clearly. Was it a new one?

>a sexy babe with the mind of a 12 year old will never take care of you

>That's a 10 year girl stuck in a 20 year old body
Would I be a pedo if I fuck her

Ivy is such a cute botanist.

Why is Raiden a member of the Court of Owls?

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>Ivy in those pantyhose

>>92014989
it isn't Al Ghul, when you see Bashir you will see Al Ghul

>>92015004
If he wasn't gay for revenge.

I get to experience Gotham live for once.

I'm likin' this new team up.

>>92015021

Depends on what you think about verbal consent

>>92015023
there's only one raiden and he's the goddamn highlander too.

>>92014965
Raysh, if they want to say it right.

New Ivy sure is towering over Penguinlet.

>>92015034
he's Al Ghul before the pit

>>92015021
Nah, if that was the case every straight male would would be in prison

>Pengy is going to husbando ever member of the rogue's gallery.

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>>92014965
Ross

rogues interacting never gets old

>>92014916
oh hey there you go

>>92015006
she's faking being a bimbo.
also lucifer saved her from something or someone in vegas.

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Will she turn Penguin straight?

DAMMIT JIM DON'T MAKE EYE CONTACT

Uh oh.

Meet cute in the cemetery.

This is Ra's Al Ghul's plan. Everyone always has this same plan.

>>92014989
"The Shaman"

which means he's probably Ra's or Ra's stand-in until real Ra's shows up.

>>92015074

Kek

Lee's face like "dis nigga seriously comin' over"

>>92015106
>Ra's stand-in is the real Ra's all along
>again

speaking of Lucifer, I was watching an old episode of Dr. Who and low and behold his actor shows up

the casting agents really do have a knack for plucking out talent before it gets expensive

Just give her some more dick Gordan so she can shut up.

>>92015123
the ol' "It was me, Austin! It was me all along!"

GOTHAM NEEDS A HERO

BUT WHO?

>How can you move on, leaving so much destruction in your wake?
>Uh... I have a Y chromosome?

>>92015123

Dr. Bashir is Ra's, the beans were already spilt

can we bring Vale back?

>>92015123
but this time the races are reversed

>>92015139
SOME KIND OF MAN
PERHAPS WITH A PERCHANT FOR BATS?

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>papa Falcone killed Jim's daddy

oh boy here we go

>>92015137
I'm so glad Gotham is back on so I don't have to watch RAW on Mondays

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>You will never take pictures of your qt Asian GF with your IPhone 7

Wow, I'd say Lou Bega is desperate for work, but that implies he still has a career.

Oh Lou Bega. Hadn't heard him for a while.

>>92015174

Gotham and Saul basically mean I don't have to pretend to give a shit about Ramen

Feels good bro

>>92015174
that reminds me. Broken Matt Hardy may start tonight.

Yo dawg I heard you like Foxx so you I put some Foxx in your Fox so you can watch Foxx while you watch Fox.

Hey look, it's other Butch.

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>gabe is back

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>>92015203
>>92015208
GABE

>CAN
>YOU
>BEAT
>SHAZAM

>>92015175
>Wanting a disgusting Apple iPhone

Man, Pengy's an ungrateful bitch.

Gabe no

Aw, poor Ivy.

Oooh, betrayed.

You know Oz-Et tu Gabe?!

>Penguin is unaffected by Ivy

Now that's a gay superpower.

That will teach you Oswald.

Rekt

GABE! NO!!!!

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Oh. Never mind.

Oz, this is why Ivy doesn't like anyone but Harley and plants

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oh fuck Gabe no, three seasons and you pull this shit now?

how could you Gabe?

>>92015270
he broke up with question guy now he's pouting

It's a lesson on theatricality Bruce

COME PLAY WITH US BRUCE...

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>>92015293
>>92015291
>>92015287
>>92015282
>>92015273
>Thinking there's honor among thieves

Is it just me or does this look like that new Gore Verbinski film? A remedy for wellness(?).

RUN FoREST RUN!

>"Shall we begin?"
>Nope.png

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GABE WHY

>>92015314
WE HAVE SUCH SIGHTS TO SHOW YOU

>>92015093
He's too busy having a murderboner.

>>92015323
Butch was loyal until Oz cut his hand off

>>92015174

I'm glad too, but with how insufferable certain groups have gotten lately I don't know how much longer I can support anything on TV.

That old white guy looks familiar.

>>92015323
he's a fucking mobster, and fucking italian one at that, there is a bit more honor to it, not much, but a bit more

>Let me show you what I have to offer

Stranger Danger, Bruce! Stranger Danger!

Does anyone think Gotham looks a little too big? I'm pretty sure New York isn't that dense with skyscrapers.

>>92015349
Arlo from Justified
Dewy Cox's Daddy
The President from The 100

a few more stuff, he's been around

>>92015349

He looks like an old Dick Van Dyke.

OH SHIIIIIIIIIII

knew it

>>92015358
>Thinking mobsters loyalty extends past the highest bidder

I bet you think The Godfather was accurate too.

Because of course it was.

>TURN AROUND

>>92015384
Dick Van Dyke looks like an old Dick Van Dyke.

My stream went out, what did Frank do?

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>you'll never be rich enough to impregnate Serena, or fit enough to survive snu snu with her

>>92015371
Gotham City is in the Great Bay of New Jersey,according to National Comics Publishing(aka DC Comic) encyclopedia.

>>92015431
Put out the hit on Gordon's dad.

Calling it now, the weapon is Red Queen or Grundy

>>92015431

Ordered the hit on his brother.

>>92015393
the fuck are you on about, in the Godfather 90% of all criminals were against the Corleones

>>92015410
>BARRY

>>92015465
>IT WAS

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>>92015474
>ME

>>92015474
>ME!
>I WAS THE RIGHT SNACK!

Wonder Woman sneak peak. Nice?

>>92015454
Wasn't Grundy in Arrow? Or was that just enough references it could be Grundy but never said out loud?

>>92015485
>>92015494
Uncle Eobard, why?

>bring down the Court

Hm. No, not for another few decades.

>>92015513
Eh I'm gonna go see it regardless, so it don't matter.

>>92015520
so was Ra's, no incoming high profile Batman movies means the embargo is over

Is Gordon a retard or something?

>>92015520
It was Grundy before he was Grundy.

>>92015520
Doesn't matter. Gotham is in its own continuity.

>>92015555
Most likely both.

>>92015571
>>92015560
>>92015546
well I'll be born on a Monday.

>you will never have the only loyal incarnation of Ivy as a friend

Getting caught by a manlet!

And now they're just chatting.
Man, Butch is really moving up in the world. Sales force & everything.

kek, she's still a dumb kid

Is this about to be how Poison Ivy got her name

>Pengy sold to the highest bidder

>>92015601
IT'S GABE

Batman?

LOVE HURTS....

>>92015622
My mistake. He reminded me of Butch for some reason

And now Barbara.

Oh great, it's this bitch.

oh barbara

Oh this isn't gonna end well.

>Barbara QUEEN
Wew

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>HNNNNGHHHH

That hatesex is getting closer every episode

Barbara is like a rollercoaster, she was the lowest shit, got fun and now she is going down again.

YAAAAAAAAAAS QUEEN

Oh fuck Cotton Hill's gonna trip with Bruce

I guess Barb is still Jim's end game

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>>92015647
>this bitch
>Gordon's destined baby mama and best girl on the show

We'll Arkham City now.

How many memes/jokes are we going to have with based Dr Bashir(aka A.Siddig) and genetic experiments?

WE NIGHTWING REBIRTH NOW?

>c'mon Tom

Ruh roh, murder flashbacks.

This guy's reminding me of Stick.

Look how young he use to be!

Jesus he was so tiny

Oh that's just evil.

Seeing the flashback really pointed out how far Bruce has come

the kid grew like a redwood

>Barbara Queen

>>92015708
Aw, it's flashbacks, not possible futures (or is it?)

What if I am excited for Baywatch if only to see The Rock perform absurd feats of strength?

>>92015727

And he isn't done yet

They lucked the fuck out with this kid

>>92015719
>>92015720
>>92015724
>>92015727
>What is, puberty.

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BABBY BRUCE A CUTE

Oh god what did they do to Baywatch.

>>92015753

Nothing wrong with that. Can't wait to see hi in Rampage.

>>92015753
aren't those what the Fast movies are for?

>>92015753
You certainly shouldn't be excited for those washboards masquerading as women.

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>>92015753

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>>92015763
take a trip to /fit/ and see how many people are happy with their height after puberty

>>92015763
I guess the question is, what will Selina look like after puberty.

>>92015774

Not anymore. He and Vin Diesel hate each other. Or so say the tabloids.

>>92015771
The comedic take on 21 Jump Street was a hit, so it's next in line for "shows with goofy premises that get a self-aware movie."

>>92015719
That was only two and half years ago. If this kid keeps on this path, he is going to tower over the entire city.

>>92015771
same thing they did to CHiPS

>>92015797
She's almost done m8, ballerina sticc genes.

>You never left that alley
Wew Bats

>>92015774
yes but taken to a further extreme. which is weird to write because he kicks a goddamn torpedo in Fate.

Who could he be, if not Ra's?

>>92015821
But CHiPs bombed hard. Got pulled from theaters in 2 weeks.

Actually how is this show?
Is it good, bad, ok, so bad that is good?

Where IS Butch?

>>92015850
Henri Ducard?
It's unlikely, but still

>>92015851

CHiPS didn't have girls in bathing suits.

>>92015854
Insane awesome!!!

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>you will never lick Barbra's boots clean

>>92015851
That wasn't even released until this year, it's not like they can stop production after it's been all-but-finished.

>Indian Hill crate

Hm.

Whelp, looks like the court got a new Talon

>>92015854

It's camp, somewhere between '66 and Burton. You're either down for it or you're not

Ouch

Not a good time to lose one's head.

>>92015834

These people need to be stopped. North Korea can't nuke California soon enough.

He ain't got a head no more

>cannolis from Alfredo's
They're poisoned aren't they.

FATALITY

>>92015854
If you want an accurate version of the Bat-Mythos, this isn't for you.
If you want a rollercoaster of madness, welcome aboard.

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>yfw Fish is in the box

>poison canolis
how many times will mobsters fall for this

Penguin has to be nice, hell is freezing over.

Mmmmmmmm, now we're talking...

YEAAAAAAAAAH

How did Ivy get captured?

Well then

HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK

This would have been so much more fun if Ivy had stayed a child.

>Ivy being a qt Penguin partner

Yes

REV UP THAT COUNT

>>92015957
Guy sneaked up on her with a gun while she was peeping in.

Penguin fucking does it against, escapes death yet again. Ivy and Penguin really to take Gotham back.

>>92015957
a manlet snuck up on her

THERE'S our little Ivy.

UPDATE THE CHART!

>>92015988
Pengy needs to go gambling with how often he cheats death.

Having Ivy in his crew means Selina will also include a complimentary Selina too I reckon

>>92015999

What is even the symbol for that

So like Ivy figured out how to make the perfume, it's actually her blood or something else?

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THERE'S TOO MANY WAIFUS ON THIS EPISODE TONIGHT!

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>>92016014
It's almost like he has a contract with the devil

>>92016024

She figured that shit out in the front half of the season

>tfw can't even watch live because at work but it sounds like there's honking and now i have to go find the chart.

If i don't update it for this thread, i'll put it in the OP for next week. I'll probably watch when I get home tonight so if this thread lasts look for it later.

>>92015999
these are technically Ivy's, she's old enough for her own chart now

>>92016024
It's made from plants.

>>92016024
I'd assume it's made of some kind of plant, she used it in a previous episode IIRC.

>>92016024

She hasn't been mutated in any way yet. That we know of.

Apparently she's just really good with plants. Somehow. With no training.

>>92016067
Makes sense.

>>92016067

Obviously, she's a witch and should be burned at the stake

>Indian Hill

Oooooh. Grundy? Croc? Dr Phosphorous?

inb4 she uses the corpses for fertilizer

Gabe is retarded

Please Gabe, let's do this.

aw Gabe ya dun goofed

Well, R.I.P. Gabe, nice knowing you.

HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONK

one more for the count

>>92016067
Wait, how'd she get 8 years older all of a sudden?

Oh dear

CHALK TWO UP FOR PEGGY TONIGHT

is this the start of the new generation of freaks challenging the old school mob?

Honk

MAKE THEM RESPECT THE UMBRELLA

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OH FUCK GABE

Aw man, they just cleaned those windows!

Holy shit, Gabe is dead.

JESUS CHRIST PENGUIN

>noone ever respected you

Ivy and Pengy freaks 4 life

>>92016168
an Indian Hill freak that aged people to death grabbed her, she got free and went down a sewer pipe.

It could happen to any of us.

>>92016168
One of the mutants from Indian Hill had the power to speed up aging.

>>92016168

Metahuman bullshit.

>>92016168
Indian Hill guy used his aging powers on her.

He's gonna kill himself?

Well shit.

Don't join the Court Jim. This stupid shit, whenever someone thinks they can join a take down a secret society from the inside they always get too deep and accomplish nothing.

So long Harry, don't haunt Jim in ghost form this time

Man, there are a lot of deaths on this show tonight.

well I guess this cements that Remar was on Gordon's side all along

Holy shit, that head shot.

>Gordon's uncle fucking shoots himself
>cue gay song about hybrids

Wow, talk about Mood Whiplash.

Damn, they're dropping like flies this week.

Jim has more reason to be a super vigilante than Bruce ever will.

Huh. Harry's 2 for 2 when it comes to suicide.

That must be some kind of record.

S T I C C

The previous Ivy was more bangable.

So Gordan as the Batman, yay or nay?

>>92016206
RIP Ms. Peabody

Why does everything look like it's covered in grim!?

>>92016264

Feel like looking up Remar and seeing if he's the suicide version of Sean Bean

I thought sneak peeks were supposed to show scenes, not act like a glorified trailer.

>>92016294
MechaBat or nothing

>>92016303
Color grading was a mistake.

>Diana says thing
>steve makes quip

10/10 writng

>>92016303
World War I and the Industrial Movement also MUH WORLD OF MEN CORRUPTION

>>92016243

The sad thing is that they think that cringe is cool.

WRONG WAYNE DIED

>>92016303

Because Zack Snyder.

That guy did not have the body type of the guy who it ended up being.

>>92016310
they've been trailers for a while now

>TEACH ME

>>92016323
Yeah, I wanted DC movies to get better, but copying Marlel/Whedon isn't the way to do it.

>>92016323
Worked in the Avengers, should work everywhere.

>Ra's wants Bruce to become Batman and save Gotham

Bull. Shit.

WE LEAGUE OF ASSASSINS NOW

>>92016375
its a work

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Your pain, it blocks you from becoming a sort of...Bat-person.

>>92016375

He wants him to save Gotham so he doesn't have to take it over himself, obviously.

Dude, am I hearing some bars of the Elfman score?

A symbol...
Perhaps some sort of flying rodent...

>A BAT SYMBOL

>DIRECTED BY CHRISTOPHER NOLAN

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>>92016286
They shouldn't have had her in the first place. Not every villain needed to show up.

>>92016172
>army of freaks

OH SHIT HERE WE GO

>>92016307
I wonder.

we

>A FREAK LIKE ME NEEDS COMPANY

now

>An army of freaks
WE BATMAN RETURNS NOW?!

I hope this doesn't mean more Fish Mooney.

GABE CONFIRMED FOR FLORONIC MAN

>Ozzy build his mayoral campaign on ridding metahumans
>Now he has to rely on them
holy harry pottery

>>92016172
WE GOTHAM NOW

Penguin's gonna have to crawl back to Fish, isn't he

Yes, give me an army and I don't cause who it is made of.

>Mr. Freeze lives in an Igloo

Lookit that smug strut.

Oooh, Freeze!

>Ivy
>Freeze
>Firefly

seriously, how is Pengy gonna fuck this up with all these heavy hitters

>Dat Fade
Kino/10

>Bruce will return to Gotham as Batman

gonna turn this into the Lucifer thread or we gonna make a Lucifer thread?

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>Everyone's in a secret society now.

It's not clever writing.

>>92016489
I know it doesn't mean fuckall in gotham, but they're still fighting a ton of well armed mobster types.

>>92016520
you can't make a lucifer thread

>>92016507
>Bruce, the fire must rise!
>Yes!
>Become a symbol!
>YES!
>Burn Got--
>I AM MATCHES. MATCHES MALONE.

>>92016520

A Lucifer thread would get autosaged or 404'd.

Gotham is riding high, each and every week! How does it keep getting away with it.

>>92015875
>>92015895
>>92015913
Sounds fun, probably look into it during summer.

Thanks.

>>92016520
These usually turn into Lucifer discussion because some overzealous janitor would delete the Lucifer threads despite it being based on a comic. We'd also get autosaged if Gotham was put into the thread title.

>>92016557
by going balls deep in the madness that necessitates good Gotham story telling

>>92016557
it doesn't it's probably going to be cancelled

>Supergirl CW billboard in Lucifer

>I want to fuck that unicorn.png

>>92016520

The mods have a hateboner for Lucifer for some reason.

>Supergirl billboard

>>92016557

Its that delicious mix of dead serious and camp. A lovely blend.

And how can people hate the cute little Asian forensics girl?

>Supergirl billboard
WAY TO RUB IT IN FOX

>>92016596
>>92016600
Fuck I missed it
Crossover when

>>92016604
well for one thing she's cuban and or mexican

>>92016584

Nah. Its close to renewal, and one more season would be enough for syndication.

>>92016584

Its currently fine as far as ratings go, there'd have to be an external factor like network politics or cost for it to be cancelled

>>92016620

Oh. Whoops.

That one's on me.

>Candy Morningstar

Way to marry...um...down.

Chloe no

so Lucifer is clearly married to her so she doesn't get deported or some shit like that right?

>>92016741

He probably did it just to do something God didn't plan on. Or at least he thinks.

Sad Chloe hurts me.

>>92016741
To counter Daddy's pre-determined destiny for him

>>92016553
So, how badly would I need to adjust my expections if I wanted to watch this show as a hardcore fan of the source material? Have they used anything from the source material besides names?

>>92016741

She's a stripper, not a Mexican.

>>92016759
you know how iZombie is with it's source material? it's kinda like that

>>92016759
Watch it because the cast is great and the star is so damn fun. Not as a fan of the comic.

>>92016776
Canadians get deported too

>N'SYNC

Tsk. Backstreet Boys was superior, Chloe.

>>92016822
Oof. That doesn't even share the name or occupation of the Main Character

>>92016860

But she's not Chinese.

>>92013785

Hey at least they didn't kill him like they made it look at first.

Her tits aren't even that big

>trying to hide with one tiny branch in his face

Tee hee.

>>92017014

Must have gone up from a B.

>Top heavy friend
>Her Bra size equals here IQ
So this is what qualifies as big boobs on tv now...?

>"Lucifer has outdone himself."

Based Maze.

Well, I didn't see this coming

>>92017089

They are enormous by the standards of feminists.

>>92017134
Correct me if I'm wrong but they're barely bigger if at all than the shrink, the mom's, and Maze's...

Is it like a union thing that they couldn't hire a legit stripper or porn star for this?

Because you gotta figure a legit stripper/porn star would be more realistic and cheaper

is that the guy from CSI Miami?

oh hey it's that guy from that show

Vent that aggression, Chloe. Vent it good.

>>92016567
Hate to be one of 'those guys' but it mostly gets fun early-mid season 2. Full on change in tone.
Season 1 can be a chore to get through.

>>92017187
yup

This is my first episode of Lucifer, surprised it is a fun ass show.

>>92017226
yea that's the consensus, it shits on source material but is still pretty fun

Has that "what you desire" trick ever given an answer that wasn't out of the blue?

>>92017089
Did a quick check, all but one of the 10 members of the casting team are women, as are a good chunk of movies and tv.

So yes.

>That face on Amenidiel's face

Who is the black guy suppose to be? I love the motherfucker, his voice is sex.

>>92017366
Lucifer's brother Amenadiel

>>92017366
We refer to him as "Hot chocolate."

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>>92013790
>Meanwhile, as Alfred begins to notice a change in Bruce, Bruce 2 confides in Selina
>Bruce 2

You idiots actually watch and enjoy this shit?

>total coincidence