humor thread
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>>92009530
That guy has some balls
>>92009432
context?
>>92008120
>DON FANG MHE! FANG JUFESS FERT PES!
>>92010421
>>92010234
What's he gonna do? Kill him twice?
If you know someone's about to murder you and there's no escaping it, might as well use your last breath to fuck with them a bit.
>>92009616
>drinking pepto bismol when you're constipated
read the label stupid
>>92010421
fuck no way thats the original
>>92010542
Rule #1 - Never marry a woman with children.
>>92010308
> context?
In the earlier comics the punisher much like wolverine in Evolution or samurai Jack before adult swim didn't kill opponents, he just harmed them really bad or they made it ambiguous and off-panel.
>>92010772
Don't listen to this faggot this isn't true.
You know it stops being funny when you post the same dozen pages every thread, right?
After a while you're just beating a dead horse.
>>92010308
Sometimes the Punisher punishes people who deserve less than death.
>>92008120
Of all the ways you could end a comic that mixes together the ludicrous over-the-top grimdark nature of the Punisher with the ludicrous over-the-top cornball advertising of the old Hostess ads... the writer just abandons any idea of a punchline and wastes a third of the page with "and then lady eats the twinkie".
I really hope this is just terrible fanart and not a "joke" from an actual issue of something.
>>92010469
Oh fuck, this one got me good
>>92013597
>14
too old
>>92008120
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>>92008130
How is that funny?
>>92010772
Why would you make that up?
>>92014350
how is it not?
>>92016111
It produce no endorphin response on its mere existence, has no deeper meaning so as to strike on another level, and it is actually quite annoying in fact.
>>92008120
>>92016543
Kek
>>92009432
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>>92008120
It's really obvious a lot of these seemingly random threads are started by the same anon that has a hard on for Frank.Not complaining, just wanted to say that.
>>92016980
Holy shit. I knew Luthor was a cunning strategist but he's really outdone himself this time.
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>>92017537
Jesus Christ, villains knew how to be villains back in those days.
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>>92017537
Absolutely devilish. Why can't we get villains plots like this nowadays instead of generic "take over the world" plans? Plots where you truly just fuck with the hero , even at your own expense.
>>92017537
this is incoherent
I can't even follow this
>>92020389
That's because you don't have the mind of a true supervillain. This diabolical plot is beyond your ken.
>>92017537
The anon listed the issues wrong. It's Action Comics 510-512. The cover in question is Action Comics #512.
>>92016980
isnt this essentially the twist of Red Son?
>>92017537
>The day when superman went in the same level as Stardust
>>92013659
Someone didn't read Lolita.
>>92021969
Apparently Grant Morrison suggested the ending to Millar
Knowing Morrison's boner for bringing back obscure plot points from the Silver Age, it's entirely possible that he got the idea from this
>>92022452
spider-man comics these days are really missing this kind of density when it comes to jokes -- like, none of his one-liners are individually that funny, but the way he just keeps talking shit non-stop really makes it.
>>92022610
>HUR DURRR WE SO WITTY HUUUUUUR REFERENCE TO OUR OWN SHITTY STORIES!
See this is why I hate marvel. Not because they write bad books but because they almost seem proud of the fact.
>>92010421
fuck, i relate to this
>>92022327
I miss the ole red gang.
why oh why did everything have to go back to the status quo with most of em getting killed and Atrocious returning and turning the reds into mustache-less twirling villains again
>>92022410
Where's Sherry the Showgirl?
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>>92022582
It also drives home the idea that Pete really is a huge dork.
>>92009432
>That fucking grin in the last panel
EVERY FUCKING TIME
>>92009554
Didn't expect to see Faia Emburem on here, does /co/ actually have hidden good taste in vidya?
>>92022582
writers these days need to go and watch some Marx Bros. before thinking they know how to do humor