Capekino doesn't exi-

>>92002789
Thats not how you spell spiderman

>>92002789
That's not how you spell Steel.

Go back to /tv/

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>>92002789
How can marvel even compete?

>>92002789
I love how retarded these are, post more

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>>92002789
>>92002984
>whitewashing

>>92002789
Nice cherrypicking

>>92002789
superman falling into the safe in MoS was also a callback to the animated series

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And people have the nerve to call Snyder a hack

>>92003068
yeah that's trash

>>92003068
quit posting this bait, please. its not funny anymore.

>>92003068
>>92002789
Get cancer

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>>92002789
True masterpiece coming through

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>>92003210

>>92003068
I'll never understand this parallelism/bookends autism.

Honest question: can someone explain me what the fuck is Kino?

>>92003176
Peter why aren't you wearing socks?
Are you a hobo?

>>92003774
Its not what this thread says it is

>>92003774
ki·no
ˈkēnō/
noun
a gum obtained from certain tropical trees by tapping, used locally as an astringent in medicine and in tanning.

>>92003774
Why is there some retard like you in every thread? Is "kino" really that difficult of a word to understand? Did your mom drop you on your head when you were an infant you God damn troglodyte?

>>92003762
it doesn't mean that the movie is fucking brilliant but it does mean that they have attention to detail when it comes to tell the story.

I mean, they go out of their way to show as much elements as they can from the DC universe and scenes that are related to the plot, not just '' remember budhapest??'' throw away lines

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>>92003774

>/tv/ isn't ruining the bo-

>>92003774
"bad on purpose"

>>92003859
There's no way you weigh under 300lbs

>>92003857
>rekino
new word for kino reboots

>>92003774
German word for cinema.
Some hack academia made an article separating types of movies into categories depending how they handle narrative flow and relationship to audience.
One end of the spectrum was "movies", which have a traditional narrative structure and are made for audience entertainment purpose, the other side was "kino" with a non-linear narrative structure (when there even is one) and with intent mostly based on experimentation for the author's own sake.

And then /tv/ ran away with that deriving that kino=good, because they're really bad at being pretentious.

>>92003881
Thank you, that clears it up

>>92003838
Out of curiosity, what do you think "dance off bro" was, throw away lolsorandom or payoff from earlier scenes?

>>92002789
It doesn't, cape movies are doomed to mediocrity.

>>92003959

Both.

>>92004246
That's just stupid.

>>92002789

They whitewashed her

I want /tv/ and their DCEU trash to leave

>>92003982
mediocrity for DC would be a massive improvement

>>92003876

It clearly states that rekino is a sin.

>>92004376
Go rewatch, GOT 2ND fatass

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>92004555

>>92004573
Fuck off MCU shill

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>>92004573
>clunky dialogue

>>92004555
this but unironically

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>>92003784
>Wearing socks in the rain

Enjoy your stench.

>>92003068
Complete garbage

>>92004717
This is unironically one of the most pretentious things I've heard in a movie.

At least Lex Zuckerberg had the excuse of being an edgy pretentious douche in-universe.

>>92004832
Get better shoes you hobo.

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>>92004717
Something has fallen... A fallen something that falls has fallen into something and become... Fallen.

>>92004717
This reads like an emotional highschooler giving a speech about how one of his classmates died while drinking and driving.

>>92004717
WHEN I WAS

>>92004717
>DCucks consider this quality dialogue

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH

>>92003774
Apparently it means exceptionally bad.

>>92004717
This is so bad I actually forgot this was in the movie.

Come to think of it, I've forgotten most of BvS.

>>92004827
>>92004887
>>92004910
>>92004935
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>>92005042
Not enough quips for you?

>>92004717
Great scene.

>>92004587
Fuck off, Snydershill

>>92005080
Yes, let the butthurt flow through you

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>>92005080
>Defending hot garbage

>>92005149
>Caring about RT

>>>/r/movies

>>92005149
>Rotten "paid off by Disney" Tomatoes

>>92005191
>Rotten "Owned by Warner Bros" Tomatoes

>>92005171
Caring about RT reviews is more of a Snyderfag thing anyway, so this pic just capitalizes on that. I thought that was obvious

>>92005080
Well meme'd

>>92005238
Why would anyone care about Reddit "anyone can be a critic if they follow the agenda" Tomatoes?

>>92005272
The biggest problem with Marvel isn't their quips. It's the fact that their quips are so terrible. Who writes these things?

>>92005283
Why would anyone care about 4 "anyone can be a critic if they use enough meme buzzwords" chan?

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>>92005080
>He's THIS mad

>>92005313
No the biggest problem is that I do remember plot of BatmanvSuperman but not new Guardians which I watched 4 days ago.

>>92005404
>Shit like this would make Kubrick proud.
you cannot be serious

>>92004555
No, if you're a comic book reader, then you know it's a shit movie because it takes 3 different stories with no correlation, mashes them together, and doesn't even focus on a single one long enough.

>>92005404
>Shit like this would make Kubrick proud.

Okay anon, there's levels of shitposting you should never cross. You just did.

>>92003774
Please, people, stop with the misinformation!

Kino, as it is used by the memers (though I doubt very many of them even know themselves), is an abbreviation of the English translation "ABSOLUTE KINOGRAPHY" (all-caps, no joke), coined by Dziga Vertov, a Russian, not a German, mind you, who wanted to create a sort of language of film, that was exclusively "filmic". BvS doesn't fall into that category, regardless of your thoughts on the quality of the motion picture. I really wish people would stop misusing it because it's a very cool concept.

Has nothing to do with German, even though that is a true answer, it isn't correct.

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C-can't wait for the next DCEU masterpiece, hey DCbros?

>>92003176
This writing is legitimately autistic.

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>>92005490

>>92005529
What do you think the added footage will be when the DvD is released as part of the Director's Cut Extended Universe, because you know the theatrical release is going to be a mess.

>>92005474
Yeah I guess the fact that their movies suck would be a bigger problem than just having bad quips.

>>92005529
It looks great, no matter how hard shills try to push this meme that Wonder Woman will suck.

>>92005686
I think we found the infamous BvS standing ovation poster

>>92005483
>>92005500
kubrick would be jealous desu

>>92005686
Now this is how you shill people, take notes

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>>92005474
>le marvel movies are forgettable XD

>>92005759
They're pretty medicore

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So when is someone going to tell him that everything doesn't need to be a mix of black/blue/grey with one yellow?

>>92005080
>I thought she was with you

Nah that's enough quips for me, thanks.

>>92005774
NEED BRIGHT COLOR
MEAN COLOR MAKE ME SAD

>>92005772
better than anything DC has ever made

>>92005774
Left looks better here, right looks too overexposed, but Snyder could do with a broader range.

Tbh, the new star wars flicks have this washed out quality too and it really bugs me. Hell, even my fucking mother noticed it.

>>92005774
The right columns look like the Speed Racer movie.

>>92005853
Good visuals are part of great film anon, yes. Making everything grey and dark and taking out color in some vain attempt to make every DC movie the Dark Knight is bad.
>>92005865
Yeah it's just an example. I really hate the trend of making everything washed out. The Justice League trailer was especially bad. Even color blind people noticed

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>>92005853
OH NO COLORS AND FUN

I HATE COLORS AND FUN

>>92005863
>Marvel comics readers
>saying they're enjoying Marvel comics
Only Ewingfags do this and they're deranged.

I say this as someone with only one Rebirth title on my pull list and as a consistent reader of Marble books.

>>92005871
speed racer was an amazing movie

>>92005924
I'm currently pulling more Marvel than I am DC at the moment (by 1 title mind you) and I've been enjoying each issue that has come out. And none of it is by Ewing.

>>92005937
I wish the Wachowski bros. would come back lads.

>>92005898
Even the most basic of touch ups make it look better

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=79jBWcWmyH4

Like I have no problem using a grey touch up for scenes in the movie. But they add it to every. fucking. frame. There is no reason for that.

>>92003068
It's like pottery, it rhymes

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>>92005686
>It looks great

Kek

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>>92005898
DCEU movies still have better colors than MCU ones though.

>>92005508
You know I googled that and couldn't find any credible source, only blogs that cite a (since changed) wikipedia article's translation of the intro to the movie "Man with a Movie Camera".
Except the movie's subtitle never use that word in the intro where it's claimed to be used. It is however used in the notes of a translation of a book by Vertov as the subtitle of "Man with a Movie Camera" (but never in the book itself).

Seems like this origin of the term is bullshit one way or the other (especially considering that it should probably just be translated as "absolute cinematography"), although that is pretty much what the term means.

>>92005973
Fuck off, Indiefag!

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>>92006001
never forget that they used a stunt double for the ass shot in the fucking trailer

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>>92005774
Would of made the movie 1000x less shit

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>>92006009
>47 KB

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>>92006009
>DCEU movies still have better colors than MCU ones though

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>>92006074
What do you mean/ I clearly remember the Justice League and superman in particular being grey and colorless

>>92006042
>indiefag
What did he mean by this?

>>92006135
Kek

>>92006124
it's almost like you can use the color palette of a scene to exemplify and enhance its themes, environment, message, place in the movie, etc.

So glad i'm not a huge faggot and can enjoy capeshit in general while you fags engage in console wars. Good year for cape shit and i am going to see all of it.

>>92005898
"""""fun""""""

>>92005863
>implying it's not the opposite
If you enjoy DC movies then people try to attack you like you're an infidel.

>>92003857
>>92003876
>>92004410
"Sin rekino" means "without rekino"
the prefix re- implies they get another chance at kino because the failed at the first one, it's like a kino reroll

>>92006173
This. The mods really should ban this /tv/ garbage

>>92006135
So they basically took Batman's color palette and copy pasted it on everyone else's design.

Along with the themes and grittiness, etc.
>>92006173
It's not really a war per say. DC fans just constantly have to justify the films by comparing them to Marvel. They care less about making a good movie than making sure everyone knows they are better than Marvel

I can't remember the last time someone started a Marvel thread shitting on DC

>>92006124
Guardians is like the only exception.

>>92006010
You could just watch the fucking movie in question, dumbfuck. Or is that not a credible source?

>>92005889
>Good visuals are part of great film anon
Yep, good thing Snyder has perfected it. "Good visuals" doesn't mean bright colors by the way. No idea where that meme comes from.

>>92006124
Guardians doesn't count

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>>92006228
>>Good visuals are part of great film anon
>Yep, good thing Snyder has perfected it.

this is a joke right?

>>92006124
>>92006168
Why would you do that when you can just insert colors randomly and call it a day like Guardians did? Who cares about proper color use when all people want is it to be bright?

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>>92006228
>Yep, good thing Snyder has perfected it

>>92006228
The only thing Snyder is good at is visuals though, a movie needs more than looks to actually be good. Snyder is pretty much the Micheal Bay of visual effects.

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>>92006228
This is a shitpost right? you cannot be serious

>>92006268
Glad you agree.

>>92006243
Why doesn't it count? Because it's not the airport scene in Civil war?

>>92006257
>Just insert colors randomly and call it a day

Jesus fuck

>>92006228
>Snyder has perfected it
wut

>>92006279
Of course Snyder is good at everything else too. That post was solely about visuals though.

>>92006173
it's not a "war" that would imply DC had a chance to win

>>92006219
>I can't remember the last time someone started a Marvel thread shitting on DC
because we know it's not nice to pick on the retarded

>>92006268
Superman is going to be in the next Transformers movie? And what the happened to Megatron here?

>>92006223
Where do you think I got the actual subtitles (that don't say "kinography") from, you giant fucksickle?
https://vimeo.com/25840161

Maybe if someone speaks Russian they can do a better job, until then I'll call bullshit on him coining that term.

>>92006228
>Yep, good thing Snyder has perfected it

Are you high or something anon

>>92006310
So you can't come up with an argument. Go ahead and show that the colors weren't just inserted to make it brighter. Explain what the purpose of those colors was.

>>92006257
>Why would you do that when you can just insert colors randomly and call it a day like Guardians did?

That's not what they did at all. Take the white scene from here >>92006124 it should obvious why a white overtone for a scene in a futuristic city would work

Or how about doing something different? Say using yellow in a dirty prison to add more contrast?

Stop acting like an idiot

>>92006290
of course it is

no one could seriously defend anything DC does

you really need to stop giving him (You)s

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>>92006135
Now that I think about it he did always hat bright places

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>>92006228
>Snyder perfect visuals
>>92006352
>Say using yellow in a dirty prison to add more contrast?
I didn't even realize that. That's actually genius.

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>>92006332
He's right though. MoS and Batman v Superman were more visually interesting than any Marvel film. Snyder is regarded as a vulgar auteur for a reason.

>>92006219
>I can't remember the last time someone started a Marvel thread shitting on DC
Every Marvel thread does that. Is this your first day here? Marvel can't compete and has to try to attack DC instead of defending their own garbage movies. The most you'd get from a Marvel fan is "who cares" and "at least we don't pretend that it's a masterpiece." DC doesn't have to pretend that their movies are masterpieces because they ARE masterpieces.

>>92006366
like one great anon said "they're the narutards of /co/"

>>92006394
>Snyder is regarded as a vulgar auteur for a reason.

really? Because the critics, the fans, the ratings, the box office, the money, everything disagrees with what you just said

God I swear you're like the photography kid thinks his pictures being in black and white or sepia make them look better

>>92006175
Quipping = Fun

>>92006408
>Marvel can't compete
wait I thought they were beating DC in every category except the Oscar count? And that went to Suicide Squad for makeup
>>92006414
also /tv/

they are the only fans hated by multiple boards. Well except for the horse fags

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>>92006414

>>92006427
>reddit tomatoes disagrees so everyone disagrees
The fans, the money, and the box office will say differently. More people like it than dislike it, but the vocal minority tries to push this meme really hard because they're brainwashed by the mouse into company wars.

>>92006408
>Marvel can't compete and has to try and attack DC instead of defending their own garbage movies

It's exactly the opposite though?

>>92006394
He sure likes contre-jour.

>>92006455
>in every category except the Oscar count
And quality. Marvel movies are terrible. You're lucky that retards love this dreck. China was a mistake.

>>92006394
>Muh blue and orange

>>92006485
they don't tho >>92004573


>>92006474
really it's the only option at this point

>>92006485
The fuck are you on? D.C. Hasn't made anywhere near the money Marvel has made, even per movie. And Marvel is way more popular

Like I thought the whole argument from D.C. Fans was that the movies weren't popular with the average cinema goer because they didn't "appreciate true kino" aka autism

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>>92006394
It looks like a live-action Michelangelo painting yet Marvel fans still shit on it.

>>92006491
Pro-MCU threads die very quickly because nobody posts on them.
Pro-DC threads last for a long time because people are having riveting discussion, then MCUcks get mad and try to barge in screaming autistically that this opinion isn't allowed.
Anti-DC threads last for a long time because DC fans actually have movies worth defending.
Anti-MCU threads get deleted by mods.

>>92006552
You can stop trying to false-flag.

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>>92006552
Nigga what. I dare you to find a single Michelangelo painting that emphasises negative space or contrast this much.

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>>92006586
>Are having riveting discussion

>>92006633
wow this sucks
where are the bright colors lol
2darkandedgy4me

Is this the pro-DC shitpost thread?

>>92006534
>D.C. Hasn't made anywhere near the money Marvel has made, even per movie.
First three MCU movies vs. first 3 DCEU movies.

>>92006682
There's more color variety there than in the entirety of MoS.

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>>92006228
>>92006257
>>92006314
>>92006394
>>92006485
>>92006552
>>92006586

>The IP count didn't go up once during all these posts
>It's literally just one guy

>>92006586
>riveting discussion

Seriously what are you on?

>>92006772
It's so sad

>>92006772
>he left and the posting stopped

Pottery

>>92004910

5/5 brettygood synchronicity

I've LITERALLY have Zero fucking doubt there are hundreds of thousands or even millions of dollars, being deposited on so-called "Reviewer's" PayPal accounts as we speak, from some silly Disney subsidiary (if it was named Funtime Inc. it would be too poetic) that is too well hidden to prove anything.

This is how this happens.

This how a giant corporation kills art.

You are fucking seeing it: form opinions on people without giving them a chance to make up their mind. BvS is really an amazing accomplishment of storytelling, but it has a lot more in common with William Wyler's Ben Hur than The Avengers. It is a story about humanity and not a comedy about people who only look human on the outside.

It's a real shame 4chan can't see past Disney's deception. And Good riddance, i don't need you.

>>92006427
>really? Because the critics, the fans, the ratings, the box office, the money, everything disagrees with what you just said
That has nothing to with being a vulgar auteur. Snyder has a style which is present in all his works.

>thinks his pictures being in black and white or sepia make them look better
I posted neither.

>>92007179
>I've LITERALLY have Zero fucking doubt there are hundreds of thousands or even millions of dollars, being deposited on so-called "Reviewer's" PayPal accounts as we speak
Then you're a fucking retard. Even if it was the case I doubt Disney would have an exclusivity clause on bribing critics.

>Hollywood blockbusters
>art
Fucking hilarious.

These dubs don't exi-

>>92007371
st

Fucking retard

>>92004555
This is incorrect, this was a bad adaption of Death of Superman

>>92005283
Just watch those goalposts move

>>92007179
Except this is co

Do they shill Reddit? Yes

Facebook? Yes

Twitter? Yes

4chan cartoon and comic board

No you stupid auspie

>>92005404
Kubrick was overrated.

>>92003774
I understand it as derived from the japanese word for "faithfulness" or "faith", it's basically means a film for its own sake I suppose.

>>92005853
This is a movie about comic book characters. Both Watchmen and TDKR managed to have rich color pallettes s and still have a dark tone.

>>92006539
Orange and teal is a good start

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I'm honestly confused how so many people unironically defend the Snyder movies

>>92005937
It actually looked like a comic book movie should.

>>92007179
Back to Red dit with ye.
Posts with the word R e d di t are being marked as spam now.

>>92003774
Is what autistic people call shitty movies

>>92006586
>Riveting discussion

Seriously? Unless you're talking about the animated movies, the only thing going on in those threads is autism and rampant shitposting.

>>92007715
Same for as the people who defend SU

>>92007588
Kek, you have no idea what you are talking about

>>92006539
wow, orange and blue, what a range
>http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/OrangeBlueContrast?from=Main.BlueOrangeContrast

>>92007179
I just read this and I spent the entire post repeating the words "This is reddit, this is memes, this is reddit, this is memes..." under my breath.

I fucking hated it. I was writhing around on the floor in front of my sofa for the last 30 minutes it was so painful.

>Ayy quirky shill post lmao
If you liked it you're in the wrong place

>>92007179
>>92008370
I've got a craving and the only thing that can satisfy it is more pasta

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>>92007179

>This how a giant corporation kills art.

>Batman v Superman
>Art

>It's a real shame 4chan can't see past Disney's deception. And Good riddance, i don't need you.

BvS is truly the height of art judged by middleschool criteria.

>92006586
"pro-DC" threads last for a long time because they turn into anti-DC threads after 5 posts and there's nothing people love more than shitting on DC

>>92007179
>BvS is really an amazing accomplishment of storytelling
Malarkey. BvS wants to take 3 stories and tries to tell each of them at the same time. And when it tries to tell said stories, it can't even tell them right.
Yes, you can have a side story in a movie, that's perfectly fine. But BvS takes THREE MAIN STORIES (plus the side stories, because why the fuck not) mashing them together, and creates a giant mess with no fucking coherence whatsoever.

>>92009170
*mashes

>>92008842
We shit on marvel comics all day though

>>92002984
Is that a batman mask?

>>92007179
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH holy fuck you Warner shills are desperate

>>92003068
I've seen better in Adventure Time.

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>>92009260
Even if you're a casual that shouldn't shock you.

>>92002789
>It has him looking up and to the side! They totally get it!
What even is this thread.

>>92009452
A colossal shitpost, like any other praising Snyder

>>92009440
I know nothing about capeshit. I clicked on this thread because I thought OP's pic was a Loss edit.

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>>92002789
BvS is truly a movie that gets better as time passes.

>>92009516
>I know nothing about capeshit.

God I envy you

>>92009578
It makes /co/ mad too. Even better.

>>92009218
no one cares about comics

>>92009440
I can't wait for the day they stop making DC references in movies and instead use the Avengers

>>92009645
Marvel fans don't, clearly

They just like formulaic action comedy flicks starting flavor of the month membership actors

>>92007715
I'm convinced at least 75% of them are trolls. all of their arguments are word salads with condensing tones making you feel like you're a brain dead neanderthal if you don't understand why they're secretly good.

>>92009725
condescending tones*

>>92009596
>/co/
You mean that anon from /tv/ and his thousands of Evans macros.

>>92005529

You can appreciate Batman v Superman without being a fan of the DCU. Suicide Squad is a crap movie and Man of Steel is only good until the last third where it becomes just one continued, not particulary interesting action scene.

But Batman v Superman is genuinely among the best movies in the genre and woefully misunderstood.

>>92009260
Comics universes and multiverses are known to each other as fictional stories printed as comics.
Know your Hypercrisis, bro.

>>92009918
>You can appreciate Batman v Superman without being a fan of the DCU.
If anything it's required you not be.

>>92009675
It will never happen m8.

>/tv/ shit hasn't been banned from /co/ yet

Why not?

>>92009725

Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius, directed by cinematic mastermind John A. Davis, is a poignant tour de force of the middle class American zeitgeist in the post-9/11 Bush Jr. era. Rivaling the likes of Paul Thomas Anderson, Davis not only tells the story of a precocious genius-savant, but compels the audience to draw their own conclusions about the morally ambiguous plot.

Jimmy is an unreliable narrator. At times, he forwards a scathing commentary against the military state that exists in his home town. Other times, he displays great nationalistic pride, proclaiming his undying love for the state, and the warm security it provides. This dichotomy can confuse a more feeble-minded viewer (yes, probably you), but for those who have studied such narration schemes for years, this film is deeply stimulating.

Of course, the "state" I speak of is in fact an allegorical one, at least within the confines of the film's universe. The adults who vanish in the beginning of the film fill the role of the state quite nicely.

The 30 or so minutes that follow the adults' disappearance provide the viewer with an impartial vantage from which they may witness the decline of an otherwise civil society into primitive savagery. The citizens, without the guidance of the once reprehensible state, rapidly decline into hedonism and base immorality.

Realizing that they have gone astray, the citizens soon lament the loss of the supreme authority and unambiguous rule of the state.

(cont.)

>>92002789
This movie had a lot of awesome moments, the kind of thing we always imagined seeing on the big screen.
The problem was the conexion between those moments. But they won't take away from us the great scenes.
Symbology is irrelevant.

>>92002984
>Bat mask
Kek

>>92010303

This is all well and good, but for the fact that these messages are directly contradicted in the subarc of the plot that directly follows. The citizens band together to vanquish their woes, seeking out their "parents" (the allegorical state).

This is a textbook portrayal of classical Marxism, which rejects the higher authority of the state, hoping to eventually succeed in becoming a stateless society.

A great portion of the next hour of the film does service to the fans who require action to even consider watching such a cerebral film. I won't go into this portion of the movie too much, to avoid spoilers. However, although I detest excessive "action" in films, the cinematography was masterful, exceeding the work of his contemporaries; Tarantino, Richardson, and Nolan.

In the end, a desirable compromise was formed between the bourgeoisie and the proletarian children.

Don't go off of my rather skeletonized review. You must see the film to know what I'm talking about. It has a certain je ne seis quoi to it.

>>92010303
>>92010337

kekd

Reminds me of when /tv/ was making black-and-white cinegrids of The Pest.

>>92009578
>>92009596
Every day it gains more power.

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>>92010244
it's only a matter of time

>>92010432
It wont happen as no one cares about the MCU, it's like Avatar, even gilmore girls mocked how irrelevant the marvel movies are.

>>92010571
The Hulk series is still way more important to pop culture than the MCU

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>>92010571
it's gonna happen

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dtwkbQFWSDo

>>92005039
Go write a fucking YA book you faggot.

>>92010571
The best it'll get is a TTGO-tier "'member this fad from 30 years ago" in the distant future.

>>92005042
That isn't dialogue anon. it's voice over.

>>92010682
It won't. I'm sorry that you need validation for liking iron man.

>>92010682
But that doesn't really have a direct MCU connection. It's because iron man is maybe, even before the MCU, the only hero anyone can name that flies with thrusters.

>>92005490
This.

>>92005098
I hope for your sake that's sarcasm.

>>92007911
>the irony

>>92003068
Jesus, looks at those replies. People will use any excuse to hate Snyder.

That was kind of neat. It obviously doesn't make up for the poor job done with the rest of the movie, but it's still a neat enough idea.

You guys realize it's possible to appreciate things in something you don't like, and possible to criticize things in something you do like, right? Snyder can have good ideas, even if he can't put together a wholly good movie.

And don't try and tell me something like that is pretentious or hamfisted, it's not shoved in your face when you watch the movie, it's just a nice detail to enjoy after you've already seen it.

>there are people who will defend the colors in dceu movies

Everything is fucking gray and dulled for no reason whatsoever, how could you possibly think that's good?

>>92006772
>>92006893
>>92007007
That's not how it works, you retards.

>>92006255
>>92006268
>>92006290
>>92006313
>>92006332
>>92006380


This is how we know your shills or shitposters. Snyders visuals are his only redeeming quality. I'm actually baffled this many people have gotten to a point where they don't even remember what they hate BvS and Snyder for.

>>92010571
Dude these characters have been taking up pop culture attention for over a decade, they're definitive whether you like it or not.

>>92011685
>I'm actually baffled

Fuck off back to tumblr

>>92011685
His use of color is terrible.

But let's take this argument a different way. Do you believe that his scenes would be diminished if he chose a more diverse and color pallet? Or do you think the duller/greyer color pallet is essential?

>>92011793
I refuse to answer that until I can tell you aren't just wasting my time. You're clearly caught up on color as if framing, composition and movement and choreography (of non action scenes as well as action scenes) aren't just as important. So really what the fuck do you know about cinematography?

>>92003068
This is like watching people show the Star Wars prequels and claim that they're flawless works of art. Terrible.
On all fronts.

>>92012256
This comment is like a wet shit in your pants at 11 am on a warm summer day. Terrible. From the front to the back.

>>92012120

Not him, but you really don't want to bring up framing in a movie where every conversation is shot in close-ups for seemingly no reason. Almost every frame is filled up with the actors to the point where we get no sense of the surroundings or environments in non-action scenes.

That dumbass Kong prequel used Larry Fong better then Snyder did. At least that didn't lard up the frame with fucking terrible CGI environments right out of Sucker Punch.

>>92011476

>That was kind of neat. It obviously doesn't make up for the poor job done with the rest of the movie, but it's still a neat enough idea.

It's an idea without context, it's no different then Lucas going "It's like poetry" and filling his prequel movies with constant callbacks to the OT and itself in lieu of anything actually worthwhile.

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>>92010854
>>92011181
face it they're the new cultural icons

have fun wasting away in obscurity DChumps

>>92012423
>calling medium shots close-ups
another idiot.

I actually want a good DC movie that doesn't star Batman and you /tv/ shitposters aren't making this any easier

>>92003881
>not made for audience entertainment purpose,
>non-linear narrative structure
> based on experimentation for the author's own sake
Well fuck, BvS was kino afterall...

>>92012786
give it up it ain't gonna happen

it's been like 50 years since the last one

>>92012972
>Implying Batman 1989 wasn't great

>>92014213
Anon... I mean... you don't even need to scroll up to see how stupid a reply this is.

>>92003068
It takes more than one device to make a work smart. Also that picture would have worked better if it was just the first panel

>>92003774
No one told me what it is, but it's intuitive to say that it's good cinema elements.

>>92003068
BATMAN/SUPERMAN: A New Hope

>>92014251
Your reply? Cuz 1989 is less than 50 years ago

>>92014390

People post this shit, but then praise the callbacks between Captain first movie and Civil War.

>>92005529
this looks fucking neat what's the issue with it?

>>92005898
>soundtracks that go "BOOOMM"

The DC scores are literally O B J E C T I V E L Y superior

>>92004555
unironically this

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So does Joker get to rape Batman in prison like Snyder wants?

>>92014420
Good lord anon. I'll spell it out for you.

>>92012786
>good DC movie that doesn't star Batman

>>92012972
>it's been like 50 years since the last one

your dumb ass
>Implying Batman 1989 wasn't great
>Batman 89
>Batman

a second time, more focused
Question:
>good dc movie that doesn't star batman
Your answer:
>batman 89
>batman

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>>92014788
>tfw it's been 3000 years since /co/ could do math

>>92003068
BUUUUT IT HAS FOOOOOREEEESHADOOOOWEEEEENG AND SHIIIIEEETTTTT!!!!

>>92014635

You do know that commentary was about how Nolan's Batman movies weren't realistic or dark in the slightest, but rather hyper-realistic, because if it had been realistic and dark Bruce Wayne would have been buttraped in a hellish Chinese prison, not found by some white British fellow to be trained.

>>92005533
If you unironically think this way then you are legitimately autistic.

>>92014862
Did we need to see Manhattan's penis or Batfleck's ass?

>>92014940
I did

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>>92014862
Nolan movies are just an utterly serious take on the old Adam We stuff.
Same utterly illogical villains with absurd schemes.
Same awkwardly staged fight scenes.
Same Bat-puters spitting out wtf solutions.

>>92014940

Nah, that's just him being gay.

Supposedly there was also Superman's naked ass, but it was cut because if was a put of a sex scene where you see Superman's back while he's naked and pumping inside Lois between her open legs.

>>92005529
/pol/ btfo

also why the fuck does she throw him out of the window, she can just knock him out with the slightest swing

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>>92014842
>tfw it's been 3001 years since /co/ could read

>>92003784
He literally just took off the costume. Who wears socks in a costume. Geez man enjoy your fungus

This thread only confirms that there are no real snyderfags

>>92005533
It's literally Silver Age. It was a different time full of overly expository writing.

>>92014940
Penis yes, ass no.

>>92015607
how woefully wrong you are faggot. I'm fondling my sack to his instagram in between the bantz.

>>92015609
>It's literally Silver Age.
I thought the entire appeal of this shit is that it's NOT campy silver age. Why can't you guys pick a stance and stick with it?

>>92010571
>gilmore girls
>marvel
kek

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>>92014213
>>92014420
Good shit Anon never stop posting.

>>92016445
I guess I don't know what anon was going for there.

>>92005490
This. Snyder is good for visuals terrible for story.

>>92003068
The ending is so perfect that it makes me cry. When the Wayne died, Batman was born. And now that Clark Kent has died, Superman can be finally born. He became hope and understood self sacrifice.

I firmly believe we are going to see the Superman we want in JL.

>>92017498
Dude those bagpipes reduce me to tears almost on command. His S-curl had just dropped.

>>92017498
>Superman needs to understand self sacrifice to be a good person.

>>92018130
The superman of Snyder has sufered from loss and sacrifice of others, but he hasn't done something like that, thanks to his invulnerability and inmature attitude, he is confused and to some degree angry. His final act against Doomsday is a sacrifice, he understood the meaning of death with Zod and now the meaning of life with his final act. He completes the circle, "Superman" has died and now the real Superman can be reborn.

>>92009516
>because I thought OP's pic was a Loss edit.

Why would that motivate you?

>You could call it "high-brow" comics, but to me, that comic book was just pretty sexy! I had a buddy who tried getting me into "normal" comic books, but I was all like, "No one is having sex or killing each other. This isn’t really doing it for me." I was a little broken, that way. So when Watchmen came along, I was, "This is more my scene."

>Everyone says that about [Christopher Nolan’s] Batman Begins. "Batman’s dark." I’m like, okay, "No, Batman’s cool." He gets to go to a Tibetan monastery and be trained by ninjas. Okay? I want to do that. But he doesn’t, like, get raped in prison. That could happen in my movie. If you want to talk about dark, that’s how that would go.

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>>92003774
http://kamenrider.wikia.com/wiki/Kaoru_Kino