Form Voltron!

Did they ever say why Zarkon/Galra went to war with Alfor/Altea?
Bc they used to be bros as seen in flashbacks...

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Not enough posts in this thread....

So is this the official designated Voltron thread?

>>91995711
For right now it is, this is the first Voltron thread I've seen between yesterday and today....

>>91995711
Bring on the guy who always posts pictures about the mice and says "gotta love the mice"

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gotta love the mice

I wonder which character will be the main focus of season 3... bc season 2 was pretty much all about Keith...

>>91995767
FUCKING CALLED IT
jk I love you, man

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>>91995794
This guy.
I feel like Hunk does not get enough love.

>>91995794
Keith, Allura and Lotor will be the main focus.

>>91995611
Not yet. They'll tell eventually.

>>91995417
No, fuck you. You're just going to talk about gay shipping anyway.

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>>91995822
I love you too, fellow warlock.

>>91995853
Awwww no Hunk? Or Lance?

>>91995899
Pance isn't gay.

>>91995927
Lance will probably kick up a fuss over Keith being the leader and getting closer to Allura.

>>91995899
Wow, would you look at that....
Not a single shipping post in sight atm....

You think Zarkon and Haggar got freaky?

>>91995931
Pance is fake gay.

>>91995931
Oh you ship Pance?
I don't really know that many people who ship Pance...

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>>91995957
I hope so.

>>91995957
Would not be surprised if they did....
I want to see how Haggar ended up with Zarkon.

>>91995931
Eh....Pance is pretty gay for a straight ship.

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>>91995767

>>91996004
This makes no sense to me.

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This has got to be one of my favorites.

>>91996070
Ok so if Hunk is Spongebob and the Vrepit Sal guy is Mr. Krabs....

Is Keith Squidward?
Lance is Patrick?
Pidge is Sandy?
Plankton is Zarkon ad Haggar is Karen?
Shiro is Larry the Lobster?
Allura is Pearl?
And Coran... maybe he's Mrs. Puff????

>>91996021
Gosh, they're so cute.

>>91995794
They said S3 will be Keith discovering his powers and they said Allura will be trying to fit in and doing "badass" things. Lotor will be the featured character on the season's poster.

Will we ever see Romelle or Bandor on the show?

I know they were Allura's cousins back on the classic show, but part of me feels like if they add them in, it takes away from the whole "We're the LAST Alteans" thing.... Minus Haggar.

And then there's the fact that how could you forget about your cousins....

>>91996215
10,000 years passed. They aren't going to be Allura's first cousins unless they got some sort of magic treatment.

>>91996129
Powers?
Do the Galra have magic abilities? I thought it was just some of the Alteans...

>>91996273
A good point... But it would be possible that they are still her first-cousins....

I mean, how they hell did Zarkon live 10,000 years?

>>91996297
He got magicked.

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>>91995417
TEAM FIVE GO!

>>91995931
>Still saying traps aren't gay in the year of reckoning
You can still like Pance even if Pidge bothers you

>>91996092
>HEY VREPIT SAAAL
>What?
>Keith's father, never hugged him! Isn't that sad?
>Yes I suppose that is rather sad, but Keith can hug himself on his break. Now get back to providing sustenance!

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Speaking of Romelle, if she does show up, I actually really hope they don't go the Shiro/Romelle route. I loved the Sven/Romelle dynamic, and I think any attempts to make Shiro replicate it would disappoint me.

>>91996710
I personally don't care if they'll become couple or not. But I want to see shallurafags being buttblasted yet again.

>>91996815
I want to see the show be good more than anything else. I don't want them to force a ship just because it was canon in the original, even if the characters themselves are really different.

>>91996684
THANK YOU FOR THIS

>>91996710
But isn't Shiro pretty much Sven?

>>91996924
I thought the show is good already....
I don't even pay much attention to the shipping. I spend more time thinking about who will make me laugh the most... It's usually a tie between Coran or Lance.

>>91996493
Wtf is this

>>91997064
I really hate this character.

>>91997005
Sven is a combination of Takashi, who died, and Ryou, his brother. His personality is very distinct and not really like Shiro's at all. If you can take the accent seriously, you could check out some clips of him on youtube.

>>91997026
Oh, so do I. I just don't want it to be bogged down by a stupid romance for the sake of nostalgia, especially since I'm so fond of Sven/Romelle as they were.

>>91997079
What do you mean? The actual character in the show or the OC custom shit using her as a base for cheap internet humor?

>>91997026
Stop talking in ellipses holy shit.

>>91997131
who is takashi? they never used that name

>>91997338
Takashi is Shiro's first name. Shirogane is the surname.

>>91997338
I didn't actually watch the Japanese version, but the wiki had told me that was Ryou's brother's name. Their last name is Shirogane.

>>91997338
Takashi is Shiro's first name. Ryou is his brother's name. Ryou and Takashi are twins but Ryou died after Takashi fed him poisonous chicken nuggets. Takashi adopted the name "Shiro" and launched himself into space to forget his painful past.

>>91997510
What? This actually happened?

>>91997593
Yes. It's canon.

>>91997606
Damn, Shiro is complete a fuck-up then.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BOqUNF0Dmgl/?hl=en

According to Keaton's Instagram, Shiro loves Captain Crunch cereal. Is this going to be accepted along with the "Shiro loves mac n cheese" thing?

>>91997635
"Shiro loves Mac n cheese" is a The Voltron House (tumblr) thing. /co/ Shiro loves smoking and chicken nuggets since he can't cook.

>>91997755
I thought he burnt the nuggets tho.

>>91997755
Keith and Hunk eat his burnt chicken nuggets everytime since they never want Shiro to look sad. Lance vowed to never eat his nuggets ever again after he choked on them the very first time

>>91997635
I don't know, Keaton refers to himself as Space Dad a lot so he might not even be talking about Shiro.

>>91997927
Eh, true.

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thoughts on live action voltron?

>>91997966
The only one I'm remotely ok with is Jack Black as Hunk.

>>91997966

All of them are great except Jennifer Laurence.

>>91996924
>forced
This is an action show. Romances in action-oriented shows always look forced, simply because they can't afford time to develop relationships like in SoLs. Everytime when a person says "this couple looks forced" this means "this couple is not the one I like" or "give me my cute yaoi boys/lesbians"

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Trouble in the hotwife mansion.

>>91995417
>voltron

What's it like being 7 OP?

>>91999252
Keith would never.

Will Lance get an arc this upcoming season?

>>91999252
They should have never let the poolboy cook on the chef's day off but Zarkon really wanted some chicken nuggets.

>>91999252
ZEITH IS DEAD.

>>91999274
How's your shitty fifth season, Jackfag?

>>91999449
This just makes it sound like Keith and the Shiro conspired together to kill Zarkon and now they're on the run.

>>91999519
As the court transcripts will gladly let you know, Keith loved his husband.

>>91999590
>court transcripts
lmao

>>91999519
I guess Keith just can't contain his slutty ways. Marriage is a prison.

>>91999634
Now he will go to an actual prison.

>>91999648
We need Jailhouse Keith.

>>91999495
Doing better than your mlp clone.

>>91999590
As the court transcripts will gladly let you know, Robert Durst is innocent.

>>91999648
Nah, there's no evidence. He eventually shacks up with his silver fox lawyer Kolivan, brings the staff. Lotor is still fighting him in court for the inheritance but also because seeing Keith across a courtroom is the only way he gets to see him.

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>>91999495
>>91999664

>>91999495
This. Samurai Jack is a wreck.

>>91999648
I'm surprised by the lack of Prison AUs.

>>91999657
Stay bitter.

>>91999657
Y'all Jackfags don't even make sense.

>>91999648
>>91999656
Rich people don't go to prison.

>>91999778
They do but they get the nice ones and shorter sentences.

>>91999778
What if Keith killed Zarkon but he framed Shiro for it? Lotor is aware of Keith's treachery and is now the hero of this story.

>>91999853
No one will ever believe him though. Keith is too cute.

>>91999853
Court drama AU? Who are the lawyers? The judges? The witnesses?

>>91999915
Slav is the psychic detective.

>>91999940
He's seen the universe where Zeith continues to a happy hotwifing marriage and the one where they have three kids.

Bet Keith killed Zarkon cause he wanted him to fuck a guy he wasn't cool with. The marriage started to seem like more trouble than it was worth.

>>91999915
I'm really interested in Haggar's role.

>>92000058
She has always despised the Zeith union and Keith especially. Haggar's undying loyalty to Zarkon motivates her to work with Lotor in an enemy mine situation (as the two could never get along before this).

>>91999940
>Slav channels Zarkon's spirit
>Zarkon refuses to name Keith as the killer
>Keith once told Zarkon that they would still be fucking in the afterlife
>Zarkon, being an idiot, actually believes this

>>92000058
Haggar is Zarkon's wealth manager and closest confidante. She was practically his only true friend towards the end.

>>91999853
Poor Shiro. He thought Keith really loved him. Little does he know, Keith loves nothing but the security of ludicrous sums of money thanks to not getting hugged enough at the orphanage during an important stage of child development.

>>92000103
Keith is an evil slut and tries to seduce Lotor to stop him from investigating. Haggar prevents this from happening by bitchslapping Keith.

Are there any legendary AWFUL fanfics out there in the VLD fandom besides the Gasolina one? Personally, I'd rec "The Red Hero Saga" on ao3 as the worst Sheith fic ever. (And it barely has any Sheith in it).

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BREAKING NEWS IN THE HOTWIFE DEATH SCANDAL

>>92000798
IT WAS ALL A RUSE!!

>>92000798
Poor Lotor and Haggar never got justice...

>>92000798
I knew it. I knew Keith ran off with the pool boy.

>>92000888
So it's like The Handmaiden.

>>92000679
I think Dirty Laundry/Gasolina is the main terrible one. Like, 99% of all fics are gonna be total cringe anyway, but that one reeks of "white girl tries to write interracial yaoi using grade school spanish", making it hilarious.

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Their love is God.

>>92000798
That's some very good art!

>>92000679
I remember one Omegaverse fic that was longer than War and Peace. It was about all combinations of Shiro/Keith/Lance. But I didn't read it, I just assume it was terrible, because abo is terrible by default.

>>92001063
I've read DL to see what the hype was and honestly, "The Red Hero Saga" is WAAAAAAY more offensive & disgusting. (I'm a Keithfag & it was just basically "if the whole crew treated Keith 1000x worse than what Lancefags believe that the crew treats Lance". All to to push a "Not All Galra" broken Aesop.)

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>>92001379
>ABO dynamic could lead to some very interesting sort of dystopia setting where people are ruled by their insane biology
>people manipulate eachother and battle via fake smells and pheromones and shit
>it's used for butt babies every time

>>92001455
Never read it, but it sounds fucking terrible.
I guess overemotional kids who haven't ever had meaningful social interaction would find it hard to write a decent drama, though. Which is where all the bullshit "x is mistreated by his mysteriously ooc friends" angst fics seem to come from.

>>92001499
Yeah, it had Hunk acting like a certified member of the KKK, if the KKK hated the Galra, when Keith was found out to be part Galra. (We're supposed to sympathize with him since he's not like "REAL GALRA" which deserve to be hated since he was the product of Galra on human rape.)

It was DEFINITELY a tween's "first attempt at writing fictional racism" fic.

>>92001499
The Pokemon fandom is well know for their "Ash is betrayed by his friends for the most stupid reasons" fics, is insane how many of them exist.

>>92001455
You picked my morbid curiosity, so I looked it up
>has rape, emetophilia and urinations tags
Ok. I probably won't even open it, but I wonder - is it about crew raping, puking on and pissing on Keith?

>>92001462
taking a potentially interesting concept and doing the most mundane bullshit possible with it is 99% of fandom in a nutshell

>>92001579
No. The crew immediately goes from "keith is friend!" to "disgusting scum, just die already!" when it's found out that Keith is part Galra, refusing to let him use a medpod & nearly causing him to die. The lions freak out over this & lock them out, so everyone blames keith even as the lions are mentally screaming at them that abusing keith is BAAAADDDD.

Keith runs off & finds a robot friend & a Galra-halfling ghetto of other rape-baby orphans & realizes "not all Galra" & gets his confidence back.

According to the author, the crew meet up with Keith & again & he eventually forgives them, not because they realized "we shouldnt be racist towards the Galra" but "we shouldn't be racist towards Keith b/c he's the red paladin & that's the most important thing in the end".

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>>92001670
Oh, so it's something like "keith leaves his mysteriously evil friends and meets up with my self inserty ocs who take their place in his life"?

When will we get our Lance McClane and the Methods of Rationality?

>>92001743
It's basically "What if Keithfags were as insane and delusional as anti Lancefags" the fic, so yeah.

>>92001288
Galra ships are the purest ships.

>Sheithfags trying to destroy Zeith

You Sheiths need to be put in your place.

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Are the comics any good?

>>92001670
Is the fic by Zara? I cannot read that story because she writes it as if its a script. She ABUSES HER CAPS LOCK and doesn't describe shit. I have her name blacklisted on ao3. That is how terrible her writing is.

Though if I had to choose a fix that's made me cringe, it's Satellite by Chesirecat
> “愛してるよ, Takashi,” Keith sounded out awkwardly, awarding him a fond laugh. “I love you more than anything.”

And Text me maybe by captain. This fic is an example of how not how to write Keith. Such bad characterization. Its also an obvious knock off of that Klance fic "Call me, text me" or something.

>>92003374
It's average, like the show.

>>91997966
Oh wow. I can't wait for Voltron to be in the show even less than he is now.

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>>92003413
>get with a cute guy
>turns out he's a fucking weeb who speaks to you in broken japanese

I really wish people who didn't speak more than one language didn't try to write in two, 99% of the time it's so fucking bad.

>>92004551
It's not the broken japanese that I have a problem with, its when authors put in Japanese letters and it makes it jarring to read. In a The Voltron House fic, the author kept putting in Korean symbols and letters whenever Keith spoke

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>>92005088
There's a voltron house fic? Holy shit.
>"꽁초" said keith, "똥!" as he got out of his futon and put on some kpop. it was almost time for Korean Breakfast

>>92005257
The Voltron House= tumblr Voltron fandom

Christ, it was exactly like your green text

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>>92005257
>si Keith, si, si, si, oh dios mio fuck me harder

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>>92005451
"hola, que pasa mi amore?" asked lance sexily and in a cuban way, because he is cuban. "내게 방귀" keith mewled in an exotic korean manner

>>92005731
>amore
>Spanish

>>91995850
I want him to cook for me! Post cute Hunk!

>>92006501
No.

I want to see Allura twerk.

I WANT TO SEE ALLURA TWERK!

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>>92006264
amigo, por favor? u tasa es mi casa

>>92006576
Please no.

>>92006576
But she ain't got no ass, bro.

>>92006991
That makes it better. Plus couldn't she shapeshift one?

>>92003413
YUP. It's Zara.

>>92008823
How were you able to read her writing? She also signed up for the sheith bang, so steer clear.

>>92009146
I started out in the Yugioh fandom first. Nothing can compare to that.

Thanks for the warning.

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>>92009146
Man, I was gonna sign up as an artist to that. But now i'm just wondering how many truly shitty fics I could have to illustrate, since there's always an artist shortage with these things.

>>91996493
The not Allura is a QT

Lance is straight and will marry Plaxum.

THE GALRA EMPIRE DID NOTHING WRONG.
THOSE PLANETS WERE DESTROYED WHEN WE GOT HERE.

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Discuss.

>>92009637
In what season?

>>92009665
The Galra were always the heroes of the series.

>>92009950
Don't be swayed by that apologist!

>>92009988
But they are right. The sooner you see that Zarkon did nothing wrong, the better off you'll feel.

>>92009988
>Implying a Unified galactic government isn't the only way to truly bring peace.

Has Hari Seldon taught you nothing?

>>92009928
>Shallura
>Space mom and space dad

It's shit. Shiro and Allura are co workers and Shiro loves Keith

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so...who the fuck was this anyways?
anyone know? or got some wild theory?

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Reminder that Alteans are scum who harvest the fur of baby Galra for the sake of fashion.

Zarkon was right.

>>92010256
I'm guessing it's Keith's mommy

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>>92010315
Will I be next? Join the Galra empire today!

>>92010460
Allura has already had her eyes set on Sirk for a long time. Even as Sirk gets older, her fur still has great value.

Allura doesn't know about Kolivan's daughter yet though. As soon as she finds out about her, kolivan is gonna regret joining up with Voltron.

>>92010256
Main theories seem to be:
>Lotor (sets up the rivalry with keith)
>Romelle or a rebellion member (less likely)
>Keith's mother (even less likely but possible given the season theme of keith's past and present)

>>92010376
>>92010563
Body seems pretty masculine, but everything's possible. Are we established Keith's mother is the one who's Galra?

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Someone rotated then traced Lance's family, Josh was unsurprisingly right yet again. Lance is mixed and some of his fans need to chill.

>>92011069
>That shirt on the woman on the left

She looks like she might work as a secretary or scientist in the Garrison or something.

>>92001379
Jesus, if someone makes a fanfic longer than a real world novel, make sure it's good to read. Otherwise it's a lot of wasted space.

>>92010522
Btw, I'm curious about Voltron in the galrafag lore. Who are the paladins if Keith and Shiro are off on their own?

>>92011069
I'm curious if that littlest boy is supposed to be Lance or a relative.

>>92002742
>Zeithfags tryied to destroy Keitor in a previous thread

Shut the fuck up

>>92009928
Accurate depiction on tumblr VLD fanon. God, /co/ fanon is so much better.

>>92011069
Of course he's mixed...he's Mestizo.

>>92012206
Yeah, Lance would still be "mixed" regardless of whether he has a full white parent or not. And you can still be a light-skinned and white-passing mestizo.

>>92012069
Kek, I noticed the hypocrisy too. Just let Zarkon be a supportive dad to Slutor!

>>92011821
Pretty sure Shiro is still a paladin. To be honest with you, I never even thought about it, because I write Galralore because I care about the Galra.

I suppose we could always tackle the subject of who pilots Voltron now eventually though.

>>92012069
I was annoyed with more Sheith shilling but then I checked out the archive and 2bh now I'm glad the Sheithfags gave them a taste of their own medicine.

>>92012291
You're right. He should give love to Lotor. Life shouldn't always be suffering.

>>92012069
Our bad. We won't do that again.

>>92012206
People probably think of mestizos as their own "race".

>>92012300
>Shiro is fighting an important battle
>He can't see shit because he filled his lion with smoke
>Galra essentially nana boo boo voltron and Allura
This is how Shiro loses the black lion?

>>92012401
People in the U.S. seem to think of Latinos as a single race rather than multiple races and mixed people.

>>92012530
Pretty much. Zarkon was pissed off at how bad Black reeked when he got her onboard his ship. He made the grunts hose her down, but then the smoke smell filtered out into the entire docking bay. It took a shitload of Febreeze, and new car smell air fresheners to get rid of the smell.

I come back and there's a war here of all places over Keith.

>>92012582
>It took a shitload of Febreeze
We're talking as much as the Russian surface area.

>>92012373
I participated in that story but I don't ship Sheith. I just wanted to give Slav a central role.

>>92012373
What if you ship Zeith, Sheith and Keitor and just want the outcome with maximum hilarity in all of them.

Why are fuckers on these threads so obsessed with Slav? He's an annoying, ugly, and OCD alien. I hope someone punches him or he gets killed off.

>>92012699
Like some episode of the Real World? That's brilliant.

>>92012641
Even worse, after all that hosing and Febreezing, some asshole in HR still called the Galra version of OSHA, an they gave Zarkon's ships a poor health rating as a result of the Black Lion.

Everyone had to transfer to a new ship until that one, and the Black Lion, were finally up to code.

>>92009637
>thinking Lanxum is endgame
>not Kalteneckance
Do you even watch the show??

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>>92012530
Shiro probably hotboxed black.

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>>92001768
What? Lance, not Pidge?

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>the angry zeiths ITT don't know that it was all an elaborate insurance scam and now Zarkon, having faked his death and richer than god sips cocktails on his own private island paradise, fucks his wife and poolboy whenever he wants

>>92012861
Too bad Haxus, insurance fraud investigator, is on the case. Little does he know what he's getting into.

>>92012861
Did Shiro get knocked up? It's hard to stay barren once you take in the Z.

>>92012751
Knowing how these things aee, it probably took almost an entire year to sort out.

>>92012861
>Haggar and Lotor never find out the truth
>They think Zarkon is dead and Keith got away with everything and ran off with Shiro
>They become depressed
>Haggar kills herself
>Lotor continues to dedicate himself to the case but he loses all his money and ends up homeless

>>92013088
Wow, Zarkon is such an asshole.

>>92013062
>Knowing how these things aee, it probably took almost an entire year to sort out.

It did. On the plus side, since everyone had to evacuate The Hub thanks to Shiro stinking up the Black Lion with his filthy habit, Eyebrows got to live onboard Sendak's ship for a year.

Haxus was even more miserable than usual that whole year.

>>92013062
He got an IUD after the Slav abominations.

>>92009611
That's a guy anon

>>92012714
Don't disrespect our god like that.

>>92013117
Zarkon doesn't care. Haggar was his pathetic servant and Lotor was his disappointment of a son.

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>>92013062
>Zarkon knocks them both up at once
>the idea of it makes his dick diamonds before the reality sets in and theyre always puking, refusing dick rides and eating weird shit because pregnancy is gross
>shiro's face when he's not allowed to smoke during the pregnancy

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>>92012714

>>92013273
I'm confused, is this bbshiro or a different au? I didn't pay much attention to the other au's, sorry.

>>92013088
>Lotor and Haggar meet up at Zarkon's funeral and finally start to get along as they try to prosecute Keith
>Keith is declared innocent
>Lotor and Haggar spend years trying to get justice
>Haggar believe she's lost the case completely and there is no justice in the world
>Haggar commits suicide and Lotor becomes homeless as he throws away his money trying to find out the truth
>Meanwhile Zarkon is actually still alive and just fucking his wife on a tropical island

>>91997966
Vin Diesel as Coran would be amazing

>>92013447
Being Lotor and Haggar is suffering

>>92013445
It's different.

>>92013151
>Eyebrows let Sendak kiss him in public once and Haxus secretly saw

>>92013502
Haxus took the rest of the week off and spent every day in bed listening to country music.

>>92013528
More like spent every day, and night, in bed passed out. He was a functioning alcoholic the whole year Eyebrows lived on the ship, but the kiss put him over the edge. Sendak had to ask Eyebrows to fill in for Haxus that week, something he was embarrassed about.

>>92013273
Abortions all around.

>>92009228
What did he mean by this

>>92013602
Sendak: Fire the ion cannon!
Eyebrows: Fire the ion cannon, what?
Sendak: ...Fire the ion cannon, dear.

>>92013151
>Eyebrows got to live onboard Sendak's ship for a year.

MISTAKES TO MIRACLES.

>>92013743
The grunts just kind of look at each other. They can't believe they just heard Sendak say "dear".
>>92013774
Even Sirk and Svendak got to visit periodically, though not for very long. Sendak's ship isn't as safe and stable as The Hub. They lived with Yurak and their grandparents for that year.

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>>92013743
>Forgot my greentext

Well fuck me

>>92013864
This was pre Kyza so the kids had to witness more Yurak bullying.

>>92013602
>Eyebrows was his SIC

Haxus shouldn't have done that. Now they were even closer.

>>92013941
>This was pre Kyza so the kids had to witness more Yurak bullying.

Only when Sadak was around, Their grandparents don't bully Yurak, and he's generally not too keen about going into town and dealing with normal people if he doesn't have to.

Whenever Sadak was around, they just went outside. That's how they started exploring the forest near their house in the first place.

>>92012714
You are a pleb

>>92013941
Post Kyza Yurak is best Yurak, amirite?

>>92014088
Yes. Yurak himself would agree.

>>92013864
Eyebrows orders the grunts around when they start slacking off because of it, making them do their job properly.

Sendak's dick is hard as diamond and he has to fight the urge to jump Eyebrows then and there.

Eyebrows also notices when Sendak is working too hard and tells him he can take over for a few hours so Sendak can rest. And Sendak knows he actually can rest because Eyebrows is a capable SIC.

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What's his go-to music?

>>92014194
Selena

>>92014183
Sendak found himself wishing they could have a ship together like this all the time. Not only is it extremely efficient, but he's also getting laid the most he's ever been.

To be fair to Haxus though, he's not a bad SIC when he's sober. He's just better suited for tech stuff. Eyebrows is good at intimidating people and commanding them and whipping them into shape.

>>92014262
He cries every anniversary.

>>92014183
Sendak secretly wants to be ordered by Eyebrows. It's the kink he hasn't been able to voice.

>>92014183
>>92014296
The nights they get to have together on the ship are wild as hell. Sendak's fur is never quite right for a couple of days after they have sex.

>>92014296
>>92014344
They finally were able to perform like a normal Galra couple instead of trying to catch up whenever Sendak returned. A healthy marriage needs at least 3 romps or two long sessions. One session is seen as a failing marriage.

>>92014334
Nah, Eyebrows knows about that. They don't keep secrets. Sendak enjoys being ordered around and bullied in the bedroom from time to time.
>>92014344
One time Zarkon made a comment that Sendak seemed much more relaxed than usual.

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>>92009928
I wish Lance would grab my balls like that

>>92009928
What's the the sauce for this?

>>92015190
http://sheithstars.tumblr.com/post/160178872874/voltron-fanon-be-like

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>Kolivan with white pubic fur

Sexy. Does Kyza also have white pubic fur? Because that'd also be sexy.

>>92015415
It's extremely hard to tell unless she gets sheered.

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ANTIS BTFO twice within two weeks.

Well Anti-Klancerfags?

>>92015589
I don't get it why would anyone be surprised that Klance is number one in The Voltron House

>>92015586
Yurak grooms her now that they're together. It's just her fur grows so fast, it has to be done at least once a week.

It means they have lots of fur to donate to the Keep the Scalies Warm campaign though.

>>92015589
People ship youtubers?

>>92015731
Unfortunately. I'm pretty sure Felix Kjellberg has done some fanfiction readings with his friends. I'm not calling him by his youtube name.

>>92015703
>That one time they accidentally donated some of her pubic fur
>Allura ends up wearing it as a scarf
>Yurak and Kyza cackle when they see her on television with it wrapped around her neck

>>92015786
PewDiePie

>>92015848
I know, he just seems well known enough now to not be called his youtube name anymore.

>>92015731
I've seen shippy fan art of Mike and Jay from RedLetterMedia before. To be fair, it could probably was joke art.
>>92015837
Someone interviews Allura and winds up making a comment about how lovely her scarf is and how soft it looks. It just makes Yurak and Kyza cackle even harder.

>>92015928
Ignore that could. It was also posted on /tv/. Knowing those autists, someone from /tv/ drew it.

>>92015589
Christ, Destiel has been in the top for years.

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>>92015589
>Tumblr screencap
>Klancer
>"sips tea"
They were right about calling this place /co/mblr, Jesus Christ.

>>92015703
There is treatment for Galra hirsute.

>>92016095
This honestly surprised me. Isn't the fandom a dead barren wasteland by now?

>>92016164
Yeah, but Kyza doesn't trust it. She is a weird woman who lived in a cave most of her life, after all.

>>92016149
We have loads of them and it's disgusting.

>>92016229
The Discordfags are reading this and we share a userbase with Dreamwidth.

>>92016229
Everytime I've seen someone use '*sips tea*' unironically on here, it kills me a little.

>>92016149
>Tumblr screencap
Got it from twitter while scrolling along.
>Klancer
Cancer= Klancer, that ain't new.
>sips tea
Used for mocking, apparently it worked since you're worked up about it.

>>92016221
Kolivan once coaxed her into a doctors office and she flipped her shit once they brought a needle close to her.

>>92015671
This. Being surprised at Klance being no. 1 on tumblr is like being surprised the leper-house is full of lepers.

>>92016664
The Druid that took care of her used to probe her needles. That's why she's so afraid of them.

>>92016664
>>92017409
Yurak was pissed when he found out. Kolivan felt horrible about the whole thing, and promised Kyza he'd never force her to a doctors office again.

>>92017583
Let's not fool ourselves. Yurak does want his lady to get some help with that hair problem. Unlike Sirk, whose manageable, Kyza's is a gigantic mess. Yurak's just a bit of a wimp to admit it.

>>92018025
It was a giant mess when they met, but after that, he kept it manageable for her, which he actually doesn't mind doing. Sure, it'd be more convenient for them both to get her treatment, but if she doesn't want it, he's not gonna force her.

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For the Emperor!!

>>92018399
I don't think that the Emperor would appreciate xenos. However, I appreciate the enthusiasm

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>>92018420
You're right, the emperor doesn't appreciate xenos. He enslaves them.

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>>92018399
Haggar a CUTE

>>92018399
I want Haggar to have her cat back.

>>92018258
Kyza's been through some shit. I'm glad she found a kind man like Yurak.

>>92018496
Since she doesn't have a cat, she compensates by getting massages from beefy batcat Galra men.

>Kyza's been through some shit. I'm glad she found a kind man like Yurak.

Kyza and Yurak are the best thing to happen to one another. They are adorable together and deserve happiness.

>>92018496
Yurak being bullied made him quiet, Kyza liked that with him though.

>>92018603
They're both social misfits too, in different ways. It's why Yurak doesn't nag her about changing how she is.

>>92018580
>Since she doesn't have a cat, she compensates by getting massages from beefy batcat Galra men.

I need a Haggar version of the Lotor massage picture with the fuzzy Galra men massaging her like Thace and Sendak. Not Prorok though because she hates him.

>>92018719
Prorok isn't her body type anyway. And she definitely knows about him stealing her lunches, the fucker.

>>92018763
Prorok steals everyone's lunches, even Lotor's. The only person he has never dared to take was Zarkon's. Morvok gets so mad whenever Prorok steals his lunch.

>>92018763
>ywn you'll never get to pinch prorok's musclechub body
Why

>>92018819
He gets a special joy out of stealing druid lunches most of all though. Druid lunches aren't even good, it's all weird nature shit and organic, and not in a good way. Most of it taste like raw kale or something. It's why Kyza's cooking is all fucked up, druids have weird taste.

Morvok packs good lunches though. They're generally unhealthy, but tasty. The way Prorok sees it, if Morvok doesn't want his food stolen, he shouldn't make it so tasty.

>>92018902
Most of the time Prorok either feeds the Druid food to the prisons, which none of them like, or uses it as fertilizer for his office plant.

>The way Prorok sees it, if Morvok doesn't want his food stolen, he shouldn't make it so tasty.
kek. Morvok puts a lot of love into those meals.

>>92018845
I like how he looks more muscle than chub in a couple of shots. It's probably animation inconsistency, but I like to imagine he sucks his gut in, especially if he's talking to Zarkon.

>>92018763
Haggar was feeling pretty pleased after robeasting Prorok until she found her Yoplait missing from the break room fridge.

>>92019023
Son of bitch had the last laugh.

>>92018970
Strangely, that office plant is flourishing more than ever thanks to those Druid lunches.

>>92019042
Prorok likes to show it off since it's so lush and beautiful.

He also doesn't bother to hide his new refrigerator since his mini fridge was too small to hold all the lunches he stole.

>>92019141
After he got Robeasted, Thace got his office, and he had to go through that fridge and dump out so many stolen lunches. He knew Prorok was stealing lunches, but the sheer quantity of them amazed him.

>>92019040
To add insult to injury, he ended up tossing it because he didn't like the flavor. Fuck strawberry banana.

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>>91995417
>Y E A HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>So many Samurai Jack threads here so I wanted to do something different....
I like voltron but these threads go gay really fast and that's about it all the time.

>>92019211
He didn't even have to dump them as almost all of the food was literally from that morning. He just returned them to their respective owners.

Thace was kind of mad when he saw his lunch already there.

>>92019216
Prorok's the sort to eat those fat ass flavors like "strawberry cheesecake' or "smores."

>>92019267
Why won't Haggar buy more Boston cream pie flavor?!!?

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>>92019249
She couldn't protect his smile.

>>92019267
Morvok gets the fatass flavors. It's another reason Prorok loves his lunches the most.

>>92013729
https://youtu.be/tmVXwDY1Afo

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>>92019294
>Prorok's face when he finds "plain."

>>92019320
When Thace cleared the fridge, he saw Morvok's on the back. Often times, Prorok would brag to Thace how amazing Morvok's lunches were and ate it with so much gusto.

Thace fell into temptation and ate Morvok's lunch. It was divine.

>>92019249
>Implying the slutoff chat sessions aren't fucking legendary

>>92019426
I wish my asshole was a wormhole into a galaxy full of lopped off Galra penises

>>92019396
Morvok is a weird and unusual Galra, but he has damn good taste in food.

>>92019527
His taste is impeccable as are his cooking skills. But he prefers the power that comes with being a commander over a chef or a podiatrist.

I can definitely see Thace reliving Prorok's food stealing legacy after eating Morvok's lunch. Except it's only Morvok's lunch he steals. And Throk, but that's only to throw it into space because fuck that guy.

>>92019621
After a while Ulaz starts to notice Thace getting a little soft in the stomach. On the one hand it's kinda cute but his doctor senses start tingling and he ends up putting them both on a healthy meal plan. Sex is more frequent, though.

>>92019426
I'm never online when the Keitorfags are so when I check the archives, the past thread is filled with Zarkon vs Alfor cheerleader fights, anons using the scientific method to work out how far an anus can stretch and other batshit insane AUs. Then there are bunch of newfags going "WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE???".

>>92019940
It's even funnier when you realize this Keitor degeneracy was started by one of the Kallura elders to stop people moralfagging over pedophilia

>>92019859
It doesn't stop Thace from taking Morvok's lunch but he does it with less frequency.

Why is the sex more frequent?

>>92019940
Don't forget Zarkon crashed the entire Empire's economy because he is trying to out-spend the Keith stans in merch purchases.

>>92019993
Tis but a fool's errand. Keith's so popular it spills even to our reality.

>>92019969
Keitorbombing is a gift.

>>92019940
Those shocked reactions and complaints split my sides.

>>92019993
Zarkon is just so proud of his slutty son.

>>92020083
Wouldn't you be proud of your child if they had the ability to take 512 dicks at once?

>>92019940
It's a joy to wake up to 2bh.

>>92020025
Shiro sells the most merch in real life tho.

>>92020113
That is true, but Keith is the pairing slut.

>>92019969
>started by one of the Kallura elders
They have too much power.

>>92019976
Thace once considered approaching Morvok about making food for the Galra military. He didn't know how to do that though, without revealing he's been stealing his lunches.

>>92020083
He has a mantlepiece full of slut certificates and awards, which are a thing in the Galra empire.

>>92020180
The moralfag stopping was a blessing, they have their power, but they know how to use it well. Besides, I think they also caused their fair share of galrafagging too.

>>92019976
Food is an aphrodisiac.

>>92020245
Only one of the elders is a Galrafag, right? But I guess the other one dropping that smoking Shiro pic contributed to our lore immensely.

>>92020227
There is an entire room dedicated to the slut awards. There are several trophies too, some almost as tall as Zarkon.

>>92020212
Morvok would get offended at a lesser suggesting he become a cook. He wouldn't get offended at the food stealing though, at least not as much as the demotion.

>>92020245
>I think they also caused their fair share of galrafagging too.

I know I have.

t. Kallura elder

>>92020320
The entire reason bbshiro lore, and thus galrafag lore, is because of that one blessed elder. We thank you, galrafag elder.

>>92020320
Yeah, there's only one that I know of. Galrafags have been in these threads posting since season one, but it seems like there's more now I guess.

>>92020351
That elder doesn't participate in Galra lore.

>>92020320
>>92020351
Bless my fellow elder. The Galralore has flourished immensely due to your contributions.

>>92020371
I only got here a bit after season 2 started, though no worries on me being a newfag, it just took a while for me to try voltron. I love the galrafagging though, it's one of the best parts of these threads.

>>92020351
That one doesn't participate in Galralore, and Galralore took off because of Galrafags.

>>92020351
Galrafag lore predates bbShiro. It all started with stepmom Keith a few months before S2.

>>92020390
He did the chicken nuggets and HOAD stuff though.

>>92020413
Keithfags, Galrafags, and the Pancebros revived the /vld/ threads.

>>92020401
>>92020413
I'm the guy posting here, hope this explains it better. I'm glad I started joining these threads though, it's all good discussion, besides the occasional newfag that ruins it.

>>92020416
He captains best ship Shlav and the concept of their 13 Shalvlings.

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>>92020413
There was even Galralore in season one, it was just less focused, and generally more crap due to Shirofags, than what exists now.

There was actual good Galraposting and lore shit too though, like Allura harvesting Galra fur, or that time we shipped Allura with the nameless fishman Galra.

>>92020455
I swore it was someone else that did Shlav.

>>92020460
The shipping was more focused on Shiro/Sendak and cuck Haxus too.

>>92020440
The elders have always been here. But people started to believe they were actually the VLD staff and made up conspiracy theories about them being enlightened wizards who lived away in hidden bunkers away from all the chaos.

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>>92020440
This is exactly what happened. These threads were ass for a long time, but they got better due to more prominent Galraposting, actual worthwhile Keith content, and even Pance people helped.
>>92020506
Cuck Haxus is still funny as fuck to me. I'm glad it still livs on in current Galralore.

>>92020523
Laurenposting is fun tho

>>92020478
It's a jokey ship but he made it what it is on these threads.

>>92020523
It's because the elder's posts was always ending with GETs and that shit got suspicious.

>>92020478
Nope, it was him.

>>92020413
Stepmom was started by a slutKeith. Does this mean the Keithfags are to blame.

>>92020416
The other one started Keitor degeneracy. Ether the worst thing or the best thing to happen to these threads.

>>92020623
It's the best and anyone who disagrees is a weakling.

>>92020623
Best thing, it's simultaneously fun and wards off newfags that are like "muh eyes"

>>92020623
I hate him because he keeps joking about Throk killing Bara. Makes me paranoid.

>>92020609
Keithfags have always made for fun threads. All the bullying of emoKeith was a riot.

>>92020670
He's just Chaotic Neutral.

>>92020623
The best.

t. Kallura Elder

>>92020582
Honestly we're just using our cartoon logic and DotU background. Back in the season 1 threads, me and the rare elder got jeered at for stating our theories and speculation and were called nostalgiafags.

I'm glad rare elder came back.

>>92020709
Nostalgiafag, now that hasn't been used by a certain someone in these threads for a bit. Let me try a summoning, "Kallura is best ship"

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>>92020751
Let me help you:

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>>92020751
Sure, I'll give it a shot. This image used to be enough to do it.

>>92020698
>All the bullying of emoKeith was a riot.

I used to thoroughly enjoy cuck Keith. It was one of the better things about Sendak/Shiro shipping from season one.

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>>92020670
I'm paranoid too. What if the reason why we don't have a name for him is because it's Hazar?

>>92020779
Nice

I don't know about you anons, but Kallura is honestly the most realistic looking ship right now. Not a shitpost, it really does look that way.

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>>92020809
I hope we get a continuation of this poster with season two people. The lack of Eyebrows (who was in season one, but still) makes me sad.

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>>92020868
It brings me much joy to hear you say that.

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>>92020670
Wait are we talking about me? Because I'm the guy that kept bringing up that possibility and calling Throk the Starscream of VLD. But maybe someone else took up the torch in the meantime. Anyway more specifically he's going to have some fringe faction of druids robeast Bara for failing. This is either before or after his short-lived military coup. Voltron will be the ones to actually kill RoBara, not Throk.

>>92020918
He said Throk would kill Bara while roleplaying as Lauren.

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>>92020781
No bites. That anon is probably gone for good ever since it was all but confirmed Allura was a teenager and Shallura got fatally shit upon. Good riddance, his anti game was weak. I'll take that raving Klancer any day. At least he has dramatic flair.

>>92020979
That's hot. All the Kallura elders should roleplay as the VLD showrunners.

>>92021002
I mentioned he was baiting once, which he is. That probably ruined it for him.