WE'VE BEEN TRYING TO KILL THE SAMURAI FOR THREE STINKING DAYS

>>91994854
Yeeaaaaaa why can't we have some real meat?

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>>91995295
What about this one, she looks fresh?

>>91995460
But it comes with salad

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>>91995460
she is not for eating.
Aku wants her alive and unspoiled.

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>>91995295
>>91994854
Shut it ya grotz! We'z goin afta dat humie an we'z gonna kill 'im dead. Da Big Flamey Git promised a big reward for 'is body, enough to buy all da dakka on dis stinkin rok. We'z air stopping til we catch 'im. So quit lazin around boys.

>>91994854
I wasn't the only one to see it. Nice

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>>91995531
Just a mouthful, a bit off the flank!

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>>91994854
How did the Orcs know that Jack was there on top of the spiral mountain????
Did Aku's forces let them know and if he did then wouldn't they already know that Jack doesn't have his sword??????

>>91995559
Could the Emprah beat Aku?

>>91995531
W-what bout er legs....?
She don't need those!

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>>91995559
>Jack vs The Waaaaagh!
>Jack beats the Orks by making them think he's invincible

>>91995637
They rode there on an giant fucking bird. That's not very inconspicuous.

>>91995663
What happens if Aku meets Slaanesh?

>>91995637
Either they heard a rumor or, more likely, the High Priestess told them and used them as a catspaw to get close.

>>91995672
>They rode there on an giant fucking bird
How can you tell who's riding a bird miles up in a sky just by looking at it... Can you tell who's riding an airplane and how many people are on it while looking up at the sky???

>>91995815
Unspeakable arousal.

>>91995829
>the High Priestess told them and used them as a catspaw to get close
I don't like it but I'll just have to accept ths

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LOOKS LIKE MEAT'S BACK ON THE MENU, BOYS

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>>91995815
The world starts getting flooded with EXTRA THICC daemonettes.

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>>91995668
Ooooh they look tasty.

>>91995663
yes

>>91995671
Then all he has to do is paint himself purple and Aku will never be able to find him.

>>91995460
Is she sweet?
Is she fresh?
Is she strung up by the wrists?

>>91996272
Purple being sneaky is a /tg/ meme and meme magic only works for the Orks.

>>91996317
Does that mean that /pol/ is actually just a giant underground Waaaaugh?

>>91996317
Well, I'm sorry, but have YOU ever seen a purple Ork? I think not.

>>91996346
>tfw Donald Trump is one of the War Boyz

>>91996397
>Warboss Tumpamungus
It explains so much.

>>91996525
>>91996397
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>>91996346
Trump's fucking terrible but so is the endless tryhard unfunny commentary on him. Go to reddit or something.

>>91996566
>Le enlightened middle ground poster
You first faggot.

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>>91996566
>not even insulting Trump
>/pol/tard gets triggered
and you guys call us /co/mblr

This thread is really fucking sad.

>>91996660
They have been caught up in the worship of the False Emperor

>>91996641
Shitting on everyone, including the middle ground, is the only real middle ground.

Works great on /co/ too, by the way.

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>>91995559
BOSS BOSS DIS LADY HUMIE GIVIN US A RIGHT PROPA BASHIN SHES BREAKIN OUR POINTY CHOPPAS WUT WE DO BOSS

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>>91994854
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>>91996032
>This whole thread.

>>91994854
They're both Mary Sues. A little boring consequences arise from this fact: they beat up everything that comes their way. At least Jack is not alone anymore.

>>91995671
This actually happened to a Commissar in canon. Or at least /tg/ s canon.

>>91996566
/Pol/ has about flipped on Trump actually. Something about Jews as usual.

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>looks like squirrel is back on the menu, boys!

How do orcs know what a squirrel is?

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>>91998220
Commissar Yarrick

The Orks' meme magic only works when a lot of them start thinking the same thing. That's why "Da Red Wunz Go Fasta" happens, every Ork in the galaxy believes it.
So when Yarrick is holding the line against the biggest Waaagh! in the galaxy, a lot of Orks started talking about how awesome he is.
That's why he can use a power klaw and shoot lasers out of his cybernetic eye. The Orks thought he was so tough, he could kill an Ork by glaring at him.

>>91996307
We want young blood

That fight was a little too unbelievable. Is Ashi supposed to have super strength? Knocking those guys off the spire seemed a little too easy.

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>>91996915
SET YER DAKKA FER WAAAAAGGGGHHH!!!!

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>>91996825
Lorgar please go

>When Jack has sword
>There's no way
>When Jack has sword
>There's no way
>We don't wanna go to war today
>But the Dark Lord Aku says Nay Nay Nay

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>>91995531
50 YEARS OF CUM

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>>91996397
>they don't know about Warmaster Trumpskull
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pXIZgzYGZuw

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>>91994854
LOOKS LIKE CHINKERBELL IS BACK ON THE MENU

>>91998374
how did squirrel disappear from the menu?

>>91996346
Gas da Gretchin, Race Waaaugh Now!

>>92000305
>Jack has an enormously swollen prostate because he is pure and never even masturbates

>>92002399
if you don't fap for 20 days you get a wet dream even if you did icy shower daily
im talking from experience
>t. 180 days of NOFAP

>not taxing him

>>92001080
...they ate all the squirrel meat they had?

>>91995893
She knew how dangerous Ashi really was.

>>91995637
How did the priestess know where Ashi was? She might've been tracking her daughter. That might have been her communicating with Ashi through dark magic in Episode 5.

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>>92000587
>We'z gonna make 'Merica great again boyz
>Let me tell ya bout owah Waaaughs. We 'ave da Best Waaaughs! No Gitz can stop our Waaaughs!
>We Needz ta stop out-saucin owah manufuc-mani-making fingies jobs ta dem Blu Gitz an Humies and get 'em bak ta owah Mel Boyz and start makins owah own dakka.
>Look at dis Grot, he ain't no Warboss, 'e looks more loik some poncy little Squig soup merchant. 'es a low energy grot iz wot 'e iz. Sad!

>>92004046
lol

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>>91994854
Yes, sir. We're right on schedule.

>>91994854
>this can't be I'm in charge here

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>>91995531
>with in seconds the blood disappears
Is Genndy losing his touch?

>>92004049
I need a browser plugin that orkifies Trump's tweets NOW

>>92004244
She wiped it off.

>>92004059
How did the daughters know where Jack was? Aku has that eye that could find him anywhere if he felt like it.

>>92001080
Have you ever tried catching a squirrel? They're fast little fuckers.

>>92004049
>We'z gonna build us a wall, an make Da Bugs Pay fer it!

>>92005793
>Make Octarius Orky again!