unsounded

>>91993863
Minnow bringing the bantz.

I think this first line of hers cements Minnow as my second favorite character already.

Quigley is The Bitch of this series, isn't he?

>>91994383
Her exit's good too. "Seeya, losers, gonna go fuck these clouds now."

>>91993863
I didn't realize monsters could speak common

>>91994438
If Quigs wants to stop getting roasted he should stop making it so easy for everyone.

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>>91994602
>If Quigs wants to stop getting roasted he should stop making it so easy for everyone.
He takes after his wife.

>>91994602
You would think Duane would be easier to mock, since he's so much more self-serious and dramatic, but it just doesn't land as well.

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If the gods are dead then why do plats still die early?

checkmate Ssaelit

>>91994762
Duane doesn't take himself seriously, that's the difference. Quigley is a try-hard who has to be the coolest person in the room at all times. Duane knows he's a giant dork and is fine with it. He'll still spell your fuckin' head off.

>>91994762
It's not possible to roast Duane any worse than he roasts himself.

Either Chitz has a real-time nudity censor, or someone's not a Senet Beast.

>>91994951
>If Henry Ford is dead, why do cars still work?
Its not like Plat life span is something requiring divine maintenance.

>>91995137
Sette being a beast was debunked years ago when duane casted on her.

If anything she like Duane is some type of experiment possibly attempting to make a senet beast

>>91995242
Wasn't the legend that Yerta loves plats so much she drags their asses back to the khert early. If that is the case then she must be still doing it.

>>91995277
>>91995242
That's nothing all but Aldish propaganda anyway. The Dammakhert, and therefore Plats, weren't even created until 1000 years ago.

>Quigley getting fucking destroyed page after page
This is my favourite chapter

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>>91993863
BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
MATHIS QUIGLEY ON HOSPICE WATCH

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>>91994731
Too soon, man.

Its 1 am and I've got exams to study for but my head is just an endless loop of I Wish Duane Was My Dad

The only proper response to that bantz is killing her before she hits the water.
Too bad Quigs is just an edgy puss.

>>91993863
>don't get the hype for minnow
>four words and she's instantly based
Okay. Feels good.

>>91995787
>responding to bantz with violence
Fucking americans

>>91995787
That would just prove how bad he lost. He'd be digging himself even deeper.

>>91995333
If I remember correctly, the Dammakhert was always there but the native Tains (the modern Gold caste) weren't physiologically scrambled by it. Then they got invaded hardcore, and the conquering horde found out pretty quick that their babies made a beautiful rainbow of unequal lifespans and had to rearrange their civilization quick-like into the Alderode we all know and love.

The "every caste is great (except Bronze and Gold, the fuckers)" state line is still propaganda bullshit though.

>>91995787
Senet beasts can't be cast on directly, and it's gotta be hard to get creative with ambient effects after A FUCKING FISH tears you a new one in perfect Continental.

>>91995901
Perfect Continental with a splash of Tainish. The watery tart is educated.

>>91995807
>>91995833
>vermin gives you the "at least I'll live longer than YOU" quip
>not casually murdering them
>not even leaving an extremely debilitating wound that will impact the rest of their admittedly longer life

If he thinks they're weak sub-human monsters (and wants to teach his son this), he should have no problem with it. If not, then he's just putting on airs and letting his mouth write cheques that he can't cash.

Which is exactly what Quigs is constantly doing.

>>91996007
>responding to bantz with violence
Seriously, what the fuck do they teach americans.

>>91996007
He's a wright and she's made of first materials. all he can really do is swat her with Uaid or throw a rock at her.

>>91996007
>If not, then he's just putting on airs
That's exactly what he's doing you edgy faggot.

>>91996035
>>91996078
this is some pretty brutal reading comprehension

>>91996102
Quit saying dumb shit and we'll all be fine.

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>>91996007

>>91993863
Minnow is the Australian of Unsounded, hope she brings more banter

>>91996007
Who let Murkoph out of the khert again?

>>91993863
Will Quigley recover his dignity in time to redeem himself before he dies of old age?

>>91995277
Just because it's a fantasy setting doesn't mean all the legends are true.

>>91995849
>Dammakhert was always there
Nope. Ssaelism and the Dahmakerht appeared around the same time and Ssael himself was a gold. Whatever kerht fuckery is going down is man made.

>>91993863
fukin rekt, will he ever recover?

>>91996007
>chimping out after being roasted
It may not look like it, but quigs has a little of something resembling dignity

>>91993863

Is he casting an umbrella spell?

I wonder what she is thinking in the second panel? I'm too ____ for this shit.

Why did he let her go?

>>91995807
Kasslyne is basically fantasy north america

POOR LITTLE PLAT BOY

This is hilarious

>>91995849
I thought the Tains got 'cided?

>>91997779
>I thought the Tains got 'cided?
Only culturally.

>>91997779
>I thought the Tains got 'cided?
Nope both Shartes and Aldish golds are descendant of the tains.
Both Sette and Duane are of tainish ancestry.

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>>91997964
>Sette
>being of any ancestry
Oh geez he doesn't know

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>>91998011
Neither do you

>>91993863
>dat ass

>>91997697
>Why did he let her go?
The storm guys helped her escape

>>91998043
Minnow's ass is unfair to mortals, it was literally hand sculpted by the gods.

The nappy comment is a bit weird, wouldn't they use cloth nappies? Or do they have disposable ones?

>>91993863
>"Practice skepticism."
>"Yes, sir."

Heh.

>>91993863
savage

>>91996957
They have a long journey ahead of them and many chance encounters of people telling Quigs that he's a bitch are certainly still in store.

>>91998042
terrible drawing

>>91999205
Not really

>>91999080
Given that souls reincarnate across time, I imagine when Quigley die he will be reincarnated as Quigley again, such stuck being an eternal bitch

>>91995678
everyone wants to call Duane, daddy.

>>91999017
Sharp teeth.

>>91993863
>Duane sticking up for the Senet Beasts
I thought that the Ssaelit wanted to exterminate them like they did with the Twin Gods

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Quigley better get some cold aspect for that top tier burn

>>92000863
Pretty sure Ssaelit were content to let them live.
Just not worship them as higher than humans.

>>92000863
>>92000863
No. They believe Senet Beasts have the right to salvation same as humans. Two-toes as well.

>>92001145
Alderode doesn't discriminate against the 2toes?

>>92001165
Of course they do. They discriminate against everybody. It's just that Ssaelit don't regard them as different from humans soulwise. But of course most of Alderode is Grefendur anyway.

>>92001223
>But of course most of Alderode is Grefendur anyway.
How do we fix this?

>>92001165
That's like asking why Christians discriminate against other Christians despite their holy texts. There's the Word and then there's the world. And there's always a good excuse to continue doing something despite basing your worldview upon something that rejects it.

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>>92001246
> How do we fix this?

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>>92001438

>>92000647
I didn't mean the ability to bite through a nappy. But rather who would just throw a reuseable nappy over the side of the ship? Especially because being on a ship would mean it would probably be harder to get more.

>>92001633
As a father, trust me, some shits are too toxic to handle. Sacrifice the diaper to the sea.

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>>92001526
Silly Dwayne, remember what happens if you hit politicians.

>>92001904
Might be a dumb question, but it's been ages since I read this part. Was bodie involved in this?

>>92002051
No one knows.

How does Quigley live with himself when he's getting burned and son cucked nonstop?

>>92002169
Up to now Matty is all he has to live for, that's why he gets so salty anytime he gets close to duane. He reacted less to that guy pushing up on Viv. If he does get son cucked he would kill himself immediately, he might even be more likely to put himself in deathly situations if he thinks Duane to keep Matty safe when he dies.

As Minnow pointed out he doesn't have to live with it much longer.

>>92002234
How long does quig have left? Five/six years?

>>92002244
Well, I mean, Matty is what? Seven or eight maybe?

So unless Quigs had him very young, then yeah. Dude's gotta be 25, maybe older. Five more years might be too generous, even.

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>>92002232
Duane the Undying Da, prayed to all over Kasslyne by orphans and children with bad parents. He'll take you allover the world on an adventure, but can you stand his university level lectures, and his fancy elocution?

Bad children go with Starfish. Can we get a Carl edit of Starfish by the way?

>>92002284
>So unless Quigs had him very young
Pretty sure plats are encouraged to have kids young, for this exact reason. We're told way back during a Good Night For Crazy that Quigs has a good 5 years left in him. So that's probably 22-25 years old or so, if not a bit younger.

>>92002309
Ashley, will you bless us with a Carl Starfish picture?

>>92000863
>I thought that the Ssaelit wanted to exterminate them like they did with the Twin Gods
No, why would they? Senet beasts are just other victims of the god's cruelty and neglect.

>>92001165
I recall Ashley saying that if two toes lived in Alderode (they don't like the cold) they would be given rights they would not have in Cresce but would probably not be seen as equal by the general population.

>>92001223
>They discriminate against everybody.
Excepts ssaelits and twins, and the dead

>>91993863
>short dark hair
>blue eyes
>curvy
>bantz

How did Ashley know about my fetish?

>>92002864
ALDERODE IS THE GREATEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD! ALL OTHER COUNTRIES ARE RUN BY LITTLE GIRLS!

fish sex when?

>>91993863
I can't believe Duane is lying about banging tittybird, he knows what he did. And Matty is too pure to think less of him anyways

>>92003502
Probably because the more he explains it the worse he gets.

>Of course I didn't have sex with a bird Matty, it was a bird pretending to be my dead wife!

>>92003502
He doesn't have to justify being raped

>>92003642
you cant be raped by a bird

>>92003684
This one has knives in it's nipples, is the size of a truck, and can make you come by touching you.

You bet it can rape you

>>91993863
How much algebra do you have to learn to work Pymary?

>>92003567
>>92003567
since when is she dead

>>91993863
Haha. Fuck. I wouldn't be mad if that comic turned into simple one-page long Quigley bullying.

>>92004098
You'd probably make do with a fair bit of Analysis, but beyond a certain point those blur together a little bit, and you need some base algebra for analysis anyway.

>>92004098
I would assume about the same as you would need for computer programing. You just substitute one programing language for another

>>92004946
Not really, no. Programming needs surprisingly little math, while pymary requires thing like fast estimation of distances/dimensions/volumes up to possibly fairly complex calculus Rahm's or Vienne's equations seem to be. So I imagine it'd be more than for programming.

That said, Brett (sp?) got by with Stack Overflow driven programming in his Pymary, so copy & pasting will probably get you somewhere, but judging by how he ended up – not all that too far either.

>>91993863
Quiggy, sweetheart, please...stop serving your ass in a silver plate for evreyone to wack it for free...your making it TOO easy, my love.

>>91999040
Matty's a good boy

>>92001145
How can Senet Beasts ever obtain salvation if they're never part of the khert?

>>92001904
I don't buy that Bodie was involved here. Duane already had the shit beat out of him by anybody in that room who wanted to, why go to the trouble of murder? That's unnecessarily risky politically. And why call a fucking Black Tongue in to fuck with his corpse after the fact?

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Are you team Smoke Eel, or team Squish Fish?

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>>92005602
Team Squish.

Courage redeems this world, the good can triumph over the bad, if only we will it.

>>92005602
Team Eel, for no reason other than that the particular eel design in that picture looks better than the squishes.

>>92006079
>child soldiers
Alderode is shit SHIT

>>92006544
Alderode only does what it must to defend themselves against vile Crescian hostility.

>>92006581
Cresce dint do nothin. They good boys. They was just getting their life on track. Goin to church every sunday.

>>92006727
YOUR GODS ARE DEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAD.

>>92006784
>Not posting the image

>>92006544
pretty sure both countries have child soldiers

>>92006727
>Goin to church every sunday
Where they eat people

>>92008325
Prove it

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>>92005602
Smoke Eels. I want more art of the Frummagems, because the pain makes me feel alive

>>92008351
Didn't one of the guards ask Jivi if he was looking to join the peaceguard?

>>92008633
Like how you would ask a kid if he wanted to be an astronaut when they grew up. Not literally right that minute. Crecian kids have mandatory schooling until they are 16 I think

>>92008574
I wonder if that picture is cannon. Interesting implications if it is.

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>>92007645

>>91994731
DELETE THIS

>>92008748
>>92008351
>>92006544
To be fair with plats 10 years old is a third of the way into their life 15 is middle aged

>>92009841
Nah it's not really fair to have 10 year olds fight in war, technically middle aged or not. They don't mature faster or anything. They're still just 10 years old.

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>>92009358
Right? I kept assuming that Sette was some sort of immediately pre-human senet beast, had always been the same physical "age", and got scooped up by Nary shortly after emerging from the Khert either freshly formed or with the classic case of protagonist amnesia.

If she actually grew up, implying actual birth at some point in the recent past, then that changes things quite a bit.

>>92009987
There's a lot of pictures of younger sette out there if you look for them. Its dangerous to assume anything as drastic as that. Plus she is definitely not a Senet beast, since Duane can cast on her, and Matty can see her just fine.

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>>92010314
Postem pls. I need more Settes for my Sette folder.

>>92010314
Yeah, Duane making it clear that the Khert defines her as human and that she can be directly cast upon - somehow it skipped my mind that all senets have their own khert - was when I realized I was making a lot of assumptions.

I love when a story gets my brain juices flowing.

If Sette's NOT a Senet beast, and all the workings of Kasslyne uh, work on her, then she's a creature of this world that's meant to function and look just the way she functions and looks. My guess is she exists for a reason, like she was designed for a purpose, and somehow she wound up with the Frummagems. Like maybe she was a payment to Nary for something, or he robbed her as baby out of some treasure trove and decided to raise her and see if she'd grow up into something valuable. Then she STOPPED growing, and now he just guesses she's a freakish, worthless dud.

So I guess she needs to find out what she really is, what her purpose is. But she doesn't seem too interested in looking. She just wants to be a gangster princess. Which is fine.

>>92009987
It she seems like she stopped growing. Ashley did mention Sette's "grandma making clothes for her. Plus Anadyne and Stock seem to acknowledge her not growing as if it as a recent thing. I think she had to grow up their for this father/daughter thing to be so imprinted on her, and the way Winilas, Anadyne, and Stock talk he actually does act like she is kid.

I think we're all forgetting a very important thing here

Sette bukkake

>>91994762
Duane's too self-loathing, Quigley's still got a consistent ego.

>>92011328
I think Quigs hates himself quite a bit

>>92011371

I lost all sympathy for him after he bitchslapped Matty. Didn't look like it was a one-off thing, either.

>>92011567
I'm just going to throw out my theory that Quigs ratted on his wife and got her killed

>>92011371
He does, but he doesn't let it interfere with his pride. Quigley hates himself, but will always try and assert that he's still the master of his environment. Duane is so wrapped up in his self-loathing that it's easier to flummox him with a compliment than an insult. He keeps all the trappings of an elitist gentleman but refuses to consider himself one.

>>92011747

Elaborate? There's got to be interesting reasoning behind that

>>92012061
Just a feeling. He gouged out his marriage brand not long after (Read the side story on the site) and seems to have immense guilt over something (never mentioned what for) And one time Ashley said that one of the fanfiction entries from a while ago had stumbled onto a spoiler, and the only one I saw that could be it was one that had that plot. I can't find proof of this, because I think it was on formspring, but I remember useless stuff like that. So yeah, not a lot of solid evidence, just a feeling.

>>92012259

fucked up if true

>>92008574
Nary is handsome.

>>92012259
I remember that post too, anon. Can't wait for us to find out the truth in like 10 years.

>>92011567
when was that again?

>>92012604
Much sooner than that. Chapter 15/16

>>92012392
I always thought Quigley was a shit, but if he truly did that, he deserves everything that's happening to him, including losing his son to a superior dad

>>92012607

Took me a bit, but I found it in the end: http://www.casualvillain.com/Unsounded/comic/ch06/ch06_33.html

>>92003684
birds are some of the rapingest goddamned animals out there, which is impressive for a biological class that (mostly) lacks dicks

>>92005159
You thinking of Beth, that clown that Duane NO U'd back in the second chapter?

>>92005487
At least one of them is now.

>>91997697
Ash answered this already

Anonymous asked: Is the look on Minnow's face because she is not buying that story or because she 100% knows it's probably true?

>Of course it’s probably true, but why do they gotta be such hateful shits? Would they like her to get started on some of the ass-backwards things she’s seen their species do?

>spiderpaw pls

>>91996249
>point out the obvious comedic irony joke after the life expectancy bantz as a jest, implying that hyperbole is the only way to get even after a burn that bad
>know that Quigs won't do it even though he was just finished telling his son that water women are open season pests
>one "XD le American" poster x2
>one guy who responds with the conclusion from your post as a retort
>stop posting dumb shit

My fucking sides.

>>92005602
Smoke eel looks cooler but I want those Happy Adeliers on the back cover.

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>>92003684
Tiddybird is pretty rapey.

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>>91993863
Too much talking, not enough child murder. Why won't they just die horribly already?

>>92010611
It is possible she's just a mutant. Those exist. And her aging is either retarded or halted because that's how her mutant works. Still human, still part of the khert, just a weird bit.

>>92000006
He could try not being a little bitch, but that probably sounds like work

>>92019770
who the hell is the fourth kid in that picture?

>>92021270
I think that might be Minnow

>>92021327
Missing the mullet and back hair

>>92019058
If it weren't for the especially sharp nipple-pokies I don't think anyone with taste would object to tittybird hugs.

>>92021653
Minnow's old design was basically just blue skin and short hair. The back hair and see through neck are new.

>>92014269
Yea, that guy. Both of us were off a letter though, it was Bett:
http://www.casualvillain.com/Unsounded/comic/ch02/ch02_25.html