/co/! I DON'T WANT TO PLAY AS AKU ANYMORE! I WANT TO BE JACK!

>>91991167
too bad fgt

>>91991167
>QT green jack probably grew up to be a resistance fighter

Can I be Ashi?
I mean I'm a boy b-but

>>91991167
Sorry kid, it's either that or Ashi's Mom

>>91991167
What if that guy is Ashi's father? They have the same nose.

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>>91991554
Do you have the lips for it?

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>>91991554
Who the fuck's Ashi?
Jack's a lone man
You're hairy and fat enough to be Scotsman.
In fact, if you want to be a girl so much, you can be his wife

>>91991649

OH SHIT. That kid is dead if scotman wife hear this.

>>91991590
>High Priestess as a child sympathized with the Aku child and married him
>Over time she began seeing him as weak and made the cult a matriarchy for Aku

>>91991167
But you're already jack to your parents!

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Foolish children! You will learn proper respect for Aku during your stay in the pit of hate!

>>91991167
Is that disgust from Inside out?

>>91991716
>tfw you realize she had to have been pumping out a new one every week to make that army

>>91991522
>QT green jack was probably disembowled by beetle drones or raped to death by space mercenaries

>>91991916
But I don't want to go to the pit of hate
YOU CAN'T MAKE ME

>>91992055
>YOU CAN'T MAKE ME
www.youtube.com/watch?v=_rJ8OhLSrD0
He can literally eyezap you to the pit of hate

>>91991522
No she didn't.
She just grew old, stopped by a qt, lost hope in Jack, and died of natural causes

>these kids are either dead or grew old and lost all hope

>>91992118
I wonder if he's still in there.

>>91992334
>he pops out at the end of season 5

>>91992232
Only Jack lost hope. Everyone else had hope. Did you not watch episode 6? Brain-dead idiot.

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>>91992055
Wrong fool.

>>91992030
Don't cut yourself on that edge, chief.

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>>91991826
NUH UH
THEY MAKE FUN OF ME AND SAY I'M CURSED BECAUSE OF MY HAIR

>>91991522
>She shows up in the army that the Scotsmen is building

>>91991522
>tfw qt green girl would, at her youngest, be like 58 now, and be a wrinkly old hag

>>91991167
That kid likely lauded over the others before Jack, but the fact all of them only want to be Jack to pick on him instead of any of his usual bushido stuff only makes it clear none of them are Jack and all of them are Aku.

>>91993984
she'd be 60 years old or older

I like to think the High Priestess was one of the kids present during Aku's storybook readings. She most likely came from a broken home with an abusive and/or absent father figure whom she only sought love from. She was originally drawn to Aku for similar reasons

>>91994389
not human

>>91995021
Humans can be green in Aku's future

>>91991188
Is he a boy?

>>91991916
Hey Aku, I have a suggestion for you.

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>>91991167
>This kid looks a lot like Kylo Ren.

>>91996183
oh shit he does