Daphne vs Velma.

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>as kid liked Velma
>see the light during puberty and like Daphne
>meet a real life Velma
>fat slob who is thinks the wage gap is real
>meet real life Daphne
>sweet girl who generally likes to listen to you
>is pretty and keeps herself in shape
>can be pretty dumb at times but can actually be pretty smart
Daphne is the superior girl and always will be

Velma all the way. Especially the one in OP.

But both are good.

>>91986283
This only really happens in the US, though. In most countries it's the reverse, and in some both are like the first example.

>>91986283
He's got the right idea

>Velma is fat
When did this meme begin?

>>91986177
Uhh...who the fuck is the fat slob under Daphne?

>>91986177
Does /co/ normally go for the frumpy, dumpy one?

>>91986177
velma wasn't even fat.

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>>91986454
cosplay

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jinkies!

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never

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Shaggy is the best Scooby Doo character and always will be

>>91986987
Kinda the only types I'm truly interested in myself. Not Velma though. She's too high maintenance and a killjoy and generally unsupportive. Makes for an interesting character but not a person I'd want to hang around too often.

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>>91986177
>>Asks Velma vs. Daphne
>>Shows Sexy Upskirt fanart of Daphne and fanart of fat Velma
>>Claims winner is obvious
>>Ignores canon thicc Velma
OP you biased sack of shit.

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>>91987165
CANON!!!

>>91986177
Velma and Daphne are both perfect and choosing between them is asinine.

>>91986177
Scooby Doo is the only correct answer.

>>91991196
This.

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>>91990211
>bitches about bias
>posts tiny rebuttal

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>>91991407
Pretty much.

But in all seriousness, >>91991196
Especially since their characters differ through their various incarnations.

>>91986283
Except Daphne never wants to sleep with you, since she's already got a Fred.

>>91986177
source of that daphne pic?

>>91994031
lipstick on velma....eeeeeuuuuwww

People who pick Velma are just plebs who think they're being patrician

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>>91994598

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>>91987165
My very favorite thing about Mystery Inc is how many different combinations the gang breaks into when they split up. It's such a simple thing to mix up, but it was so refreshing.

I mean, fuck, there's one episode where Daphne and Scooby go off together. I don't think that's ever happened in the history of the franchise.

>>91994729
>forgetting about The Thirteen Ghosts of Scooby Doo
If only we could all be so lucky.

>>91994789
Thirteen Ghosts doesn't count because it doesn't have the full gang. It's like an elseworlds.

>>91994127
Your fault for not bettering yourself so that you're on par with a Fred.

>>91986177
well OP look at it like this:
Velma is that chick who puts her pride on being the smartest in a room at all times, will discuss anything to death just to be right

Daphne is.. fun. She is that girl who literally doesn't care if people think she is an idiot. She is that smiling girl who was popular because everyone liked her because she wasn't above saying "you're right"

Would you want to be in a relationship with either a girl who has a need to be right all the time and doesn't take at least some pride in her appearance?
Or would you take the girl who likes to exerciser and generally be nice to people? and who is a redhead

>>91994789
>13 ghosts
man that show was awesome. IF we look past Flimflam and Scrappy.. They just bugged me

Did they ever find all 13?

>>91995981
You have fucking shit taste.

>>91996073
maybe
Or maybe I just don't want to be with someone who makes me constantly think that I am an idiot. I'd rather be with someone who makes me happy. And in this case that would be Daphne.

>>91986177
One will leave you and the other will stay by your side. The choice is clear: Daphne.

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>>91995981
>Velma is a pedantic Autist like the majority of 4channers
>Daphne is the epitome of Normie and wouldn't even bother being anywhere near here

i honestly feel more kinship with Velma than Daphne here.

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>had a huge crush on Daphne when I was a kid
>part of the reason I like redheads and pantyhose
>get older and find out almost everyone else prefers Velma, she gets probably 90% of the fan art

Feels bad man.

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>>91996360
I feel like we've gone so far down the rabbit hole that it's more hip and underground to like Daphne.

Which is hilarious because if you DO count Thirteen Ghosts, which other Anons were mentioning above, then Daphne is a greater fixture in the Scooby Doo franchise than Velma.

I like her, myself. I like her a lot more now that the newer shows work harder to give her a personality, and she isn't just the cute redhead.

>>91995792
>bettering yourself
>implying it isn't all about genetic looks
top kek

Relevant.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P1CX9DC3tXg

>>91996479
That's some really wonderful animation, which makes Daphne look particularly sexy.

>>91996479
>double D
Ed only wants girls with a monoboob?

>>91986177
So Velma then?

>>91996421
But Shaggy is practically swimming pussy.

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>>91994552
>>91986177
No seriously, does anyone know the source on that Daphne in the pic?

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>>91986758

>>91997065
You're joking, right?

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Man I don't care what anyone says, I ALWAYS liked Daphne more. I always felt people who claimed they liked velma were just trying to be hipsters and avoid the obvious choice.

IRL, Girls like Velma are completely self-absorbed bitches because they know they look average. Guys won't approach Daphne because they feel she would be already taken when most of the time she's not.

>>91997406
>Guys won't approach Daphne because they feel she would be already taken when most of the time she's not.
And I always thought this delusion thing was just a meme. Newsflash, anon: this isn't the 2000s, ALL girls get approached ALL the time.

>>91997447
I'm just speaking for experience anon, Everyone is approached by someone sometime in their life, some more than others.

If someone never showed interest in you, you might need to check yourself

>>91997476
80% of guys are NEVER approached. There have been actual studies on this, as opposed to your shitty anecdotes.
Troll harder.

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>>91997501
Why are you sperging out? I have been approached before, more than once throughout the years. Like I said, just speaking from personal experience.

relax anon

>>91997501
.. 20% of guys get approached?
Damn. I wish I was pretty so that would happen to me too

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>>91997501
>tfw get approached by guys all the time
>tfw its always other guys
>mfw I'm not gay
I do like getting hit on though it makes me feel better about myself, like someone actually finds me attractive enough to hit on me even if it is some gay dude

Do nerds only like Velma because shes more attainable?

>>91998129
nope.
Nerds like redheads

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>>91996479
>his constant talking about double d made me uncomfortable. I mean, how am I supposed to compete with that?

>>91997537
>20% of guys get approached?
Yep, and they tend to hang out with each other so they have no clue how bad the average guy has it.

>>91986177
>According to all evidence in the show itself Velma was the same general size and shape as Daphne
>But because she wore a thick sweater people assume she's a whale

>>91998442
>Velma was the same general size and shape as Daphne
Fake news
Daphne was taller

>>91998423
damn, being purdy must be nice

>>91986177
Velma is hotter and kinkier

>>91997537
>>91998423
What does "approach" mean anyway?

I've been approached by gay guys just going "hi" and smiling like that means anything while i give them a blank stares wondering "wat"
I've also had girls do a lot of weird things like corner me into a bathroom without saying anything.

So uncomfortable each time that it made me want to call out for an adult.
Never a clear message, just creepiness and makes me believe that guys aren't ever actually "approached."

... ok, that's a lie, because some retarded looking 12 year old girl once hit on my 14 year old nephew last year at a convention and asked him out.
That counts, right?

>>91998456
I mean in thickness dumbass.

>>91998442
I hate to contradict this but I remember waifuing Velma hard as a kid, and having my heart broken at the end of one original series episode when she's in a dress and was fat, or at least considerably thicker than Daphne.

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>>91998520

Maybe, but Daphne's clearly more comfortable with bondage and that's kind of my thing.

>>91998545
>I've also had girls do a lot of weird things like corner me into a bathroom without saying anything.
If this has happened to you then you're in the top 20% of guys in terms of looks, just like I said.

>>91998564
>size doesn't include height
stop the fucking presses

>>91992157

Oh my god, yes. The quality on this.

>>91998581
That's a BIG dog.

>>91998585
Sure, but that shouldn't count, because it's like that webm of that guy sitting on the subway and the chick next to him is fingering herself and trying to get him to help.

There's no serious response to shit like that, especially when they're random strangers.

The closest I've ever actually gotten to a girl coming up to me and ask me out was a coffee shop girl staring at me read a book and start talking real loud to her coworker on how she totally wants to get into Star Wars because she managed to see the book i was reading when i set it on the table to get a napkin.

I get backhanded compliments all the time too, like how they like my new haircut. cue rant about how my haircut doesn't work and looks awful... except on me. It's the girl equivalent of spaghetti, and in my experience, common.

All this shit is literally jsut fucking approaches and the expectation of me to do the heavy lifting to ask the girl out. It's not an "approach" at all.

>>91998793
OR maybe that is just a tiny woman?

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Marcy is best girl.

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>>91998878
Daph is more or less average height, and Scoob is a great dane, which can get pretty big.

>>91986283
>>fat slob who is thinks the wage gap is real

A bunch of lazy fat feminist studies majors think they are Velmas.

Velmas are actually smart they are introverts who excel at academics and don't tend to dress well or use much makeup.

>>91998811
>and the expectation of me to do the heavy lifting to ask the girl out. It's not an "approach" at all.
anon, girls who ask directly are desperate losers. that they have to ask directly rather than drop hints like regular girls is proof that they are unable to land any guys, because if they could land guys they wouldn't be using desperate measures,
and if they can't land guys it means there's something wrong with them, especially with how men are basically sluts. it takes a really undesirable woman to have such bad luck with men that she can't get men to say three little words that let her know he's interested

>>91998952
anon, sorry but those kinda people don't exist. Just let it go.

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>>91998932

>5'7"

Jesus, she's taller than me.

>>91998932
>170 cm tall

Eh.. I like my babes shorter

>>91998990
>being a manlet

>>91998932
>5'7"
>more or less average height
That's very slightly above the height of the tallest women in the world by country, and I'm almost certain you don't happen to live in Latvia, anon.

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>>91996421
Your dieticien waits for you /r9k/. But looks like you are crossboarding and making excuses still.

>>91998811
You, sir, are a faggot.
>>91998954
And you, sir, are retarded.

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>>91999022

>>91999038
>what is gymcel: the post

>>91999058
>I can't stop my eating disorder because of muh genetics the post

>>91999046
>4'9"
>More than a full foot shorter
Now I'm feeling motivated.

>>91999084
Fat guys get far more play than guys like me do, actually - if they have good-looking faces. I'm lanky.

>>91999046
>144 cm

Holy crap. She will barely reach my chest.
Better.. but that weight. 43 kg. She is like childweight.
Are there any official measurements out there?

>>91994127
>Except Daphne never wants to sleep with you, since she's already got a Fred.

The real trick here is to feminize the shit out of yourself, put on a skirt and a wig, and take that Fred for yourself.
A Daphne can never compete with a Trap for the affections of a Fred.

That's just nature.

>>91999087
>>91999114
You guys do realize that 4'9" is literal midget height right? Even at 15 it's wildly unrealistic for most, girls have usually all but stopped growing by then.

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>>91986177
>VS
>Not "at the same time"

>>91986177
>plebian
Daphne
>contrarian
Velma
>patrician
Daphne

You know it's true

>>91999161
>plebian = shit
>contrarian = best
>patrician = shit
You know it's true

>>91999147
I like my chicks around 160ish but if I had to chose between 170 and 144, I would go for the shortie

>>91999105
You need more style

>>91999196
This is literal pleb taste. The taller the mate the higher the chances of the offspring being taller too.

And long legs are great.

>>91986283
>Velma
>fat

Where did this meme start.
Her offical stats say she is like 95lbs. The girl is tiny as fuck.

>>91999211
You need more humility

>>91999196
Spotted the manlet

>>91999225
Her official stats also make her a midget, so they might as well say she's a space alien for all I care.

>>91999223
who the duck likes tall women?
Let your genes do the talking anon. If your genes aren't enough to let your offspring be 2+ meter tall half-jotuns then you are shit.

With viking genes I can afford to go for short hotties

>>91999225
The Velma mouthbreather nerds like is the le thicc xD Velma that artists draw. Otherwise this wouldn't even be a competition.

>>91999239
>170 is tall
>>91999237

>>91999239
>not liking tall women
pedo detected

>>91999239
>he doesn't like women taller than himself
spotted the insecure shitlord

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>>91999238
My mother is 4'11 and around 100lbs.
Snooki (does anyone even know who she is anymore?) Is also like 4'10. It's short, but not midget status. Plus Velma is only 15 years old......she's still growing.

>>91999316
They're both very short, but still not quite 4'9".

There's a significant difference between very short and midget, in some cases a legal one even.

>>91999211
But this Kong has a funny face already.

>>91996479
>unfurling his tongue at the end

hahaha what the fuck

>>91998954
>girls who ask directly are desperate losers. that they have to ask directly rather than drop hints like regular girls is proof that they are unable to land any guys
I really hate this mentality. Whether it's learned or some innate thing, it's pretty damn common.
It has to fall into their lap.
Besides, if the girl is in any way average or better looking, someone is going to approach them more than once a month unless they are actually damaged or reclusive.

Also, girls who are HEAVY on the cues are usually huge fucking bitches. They know how to flirt, they know how they look, and get upset if they can't land it just how they want.
This is why i tend to not go after girls like Daphne, because they know how to play the game and get upset when they're not winning.

Velmas aren't playing the game and why they're the superior girl. They have their interests like a normal person and aren't preening outwardly for attention.
Negative points toward girls who wear their interests on their sleeves, because they're annoying.

>>91999044
Yeah, no. Things like backhanded compliments and rants are a hint at the type of personality that skews toward the girl being mean. I have only one regret when it comes to the creepy "approaches" and not doing anything about it, but only because the girl was so cute. Who knows if girls who are into cornering other guys might just be into pegging and that isn't my cup of tea.