>"I wish for a new season of Samurai Jack."

>it's a monkey's paw because Aku will die

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>>91977541
Monkey's paws aren't genies, anon.

>>91977569
He already did.

>it'll be good but autists on /co/ will hate it

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>>91977612

Delete this

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>>91977541
Why didn't anything bad happen to Summer when she used a monkey paw?

>>91977800
Something bad did happen, the devil betrayed her.

>>91977541
old one
>"i wish for a 4th Boondocks season."

>>91977541
40 SJ threads in /co/, everyday

>>91977827
That wasn't because of the monkey paw, though. That's just what the devil does.

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Reminder that Monkey Paws are supposed to be coincidental, not blatantly magical, bluntly literal, purposefully negative, or a catch 22.

Reminder that the allure of the Money Paw is that you never know whether it actually granted your wish, of if the events leading up to the fulfillment of the wish were going to happen anyway

>i.e Billy asks the monkey paw for a apple, so when he later checks the refrigerator for food, he notices an apple behind some leftovers in the back of the fridge.

>>91977927
Until you hate it enough to write Genndy letters.

>>91978023
Yeah like how zombies bang on people's doors every day.

I wish people stop flodding /co/ with the flavor of the month shows.

>>91977541
YOUR WISH IS GRANTED, NEW SEASON OF SAMURAI JACK, TITLED: "SAMURAI JACK AND AKU BABIES IN JACK FOR REJACKTION" SHALL BE ON ADULT SWIM IN 2018

>>91978091
shh, just because he never read the story doesn't make him ill informed.

>>91978381
>>91978091
Have you read the story?

>>91978023
stupid jojo poster, read the actual story it comes from

https://americanliterature.com/author/w-w-jacobs/short-story/the-monkeys-paw

>>91978489
>"Morris said the things happened so naturally," said his father, "that you might if you so wished attribute it to coincidence."

>>91978606
And then a fucking zombie shows up

>>91978729
a coincidental zombie!

>>91978606
>"Hold it up in your right hand, and wish aloud," said the Sargeant-Major, "But I warn you of the consequences."
>"If you must wish," he said gruffly, "Wish for something sensible."

The monkey's paw magically grants the wish, but instead of only giving you the result with no consequence, it happens "naturally" by having other events transpire and cause the end result.
If not their son dying, the money might have also been delivered to them by falling out of a bank truck or something.

>>91978777
yes a great coincidence. wish for a dead loved one to not be dead and their corpse starts knocking on your door.
the paw does grant the wish by messing with natural order.

>>91978025
Nah, there will be a /sj/ instead.

When did /co/ get so terrible?

I know it's always been terrible, but it's becoming a bit too apparent right now.

>>91978813
But there's still an element of interpretation involved with it. You can say the monkey paw caused it, or you can say it didn't, because of the way the monkey paw manipulates reality. Which, in any case, doesn't automatically mean negative occurrences will be caused.

>>91978847
The manipulation of reality means the argument could be made that the son was to come back alive without the help of the Monkey Paw. Think about it, many people get buried alive, many people survive severe mutilation, are you saying it can't just be the case? Can you be certain, or can you only speculate?

Despite it all, it's being used wrong in this thread, and the example i gave aligned with the story more.

>>91978885
/co/ is older now.

>>91978885
When trump won and the sjws started "fighting back" harder