Why are all the WWE cartoons shit?

Why is WWE shit?

The Scooby-Doo racing one is alright

Tom And Jerry and the WWE

>>91967099
Don't know,but i am sure everyone will blame Vince Russo for it.

>>91967099
How dare you hate on Hulk Hogan's Rock 'n' Wresting.

>>91967183
Not from being PG, but from being so tightly controlled and scripted.

Is that iDubbbz?

>>91967183
There are no more bookers, the writers book the matches and outcomes now. It used to be bookers who were wrestlers or people who used to wrestle.

Basically they stopped asking bookers to make sense of stories.

>>91967099
Captain Lou was on Super Mario Super Show,and that shows great when you're drunk off your ass.

>>91967099
Because wrestling is fake and gay

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>>91967549
>wrestling is fake

SAY THAT TO MY FACE FUCKER.

>>91967399
>It used to be bookers who were wrestlers
I think WCW killed that because you had people thinking with their ego rather than for the company. Hogan and Nash didn't like losing

>>91967099
So, as someone who was into wrestling hard in the 90s and then grew out of it, I feel like wrestling could be big in comics and they just never took it seriously.

>>91967701
Giant Gonzalez's suit always weirded me out, man

>>91967831
Hogan and Shawn Micheals were the worst of the worst. They would refuse to lose and would often back out of an event or match if they were told to loss. Micheals faked a leg injury in a Westlemania IIRC becuase he was asked to drop the belt to Bret Hart.

>>91968128
Micheals at least is open that he was a major dick in his first run, he admits that he sabotaged Vader's career for no reason other than not liking him

>>91968171
Vader was a bitch. He deserved it.

>>91968171
Shawn Michaels found God. Of course he feels guilty for the way he acted in the past.

>>91968333
So why is he part of a franchise that promotes violence then?

>>91968429
Major spoilers; [spoilers]$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

>>91967306
Exactly this. Wrestlers don't have to say "shit" or even "kill" necessarily but the ever growing list of words they can't say makes the writing pretty stilted.

>>91968429
AJ Styles is a super christian too

>>91967921
The newest comics are alright, they do decent justice to the character they're working with. You should watch this years 'Mania btw, Taker retired.

>>91968541
Like "sufferin' succotash"?

>>91968620
That shit is the fault of the neverending quest to make Roman Reigns into Hogan or Cena or Rock or Austin or Anything.

But yeah the writers aren't great, and even if they were they have Vince changing shit on them all the time on a whim.

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And to think the first film was an academy award nominee, how did this franchise fall so far

>>91968665
>Vince changing shit on them all the time on a whim.
I'm super curious how drastic things will get when he dies. HHH seems to have really different views, for one he promotes the smaller guys while Vince is still in love with giants.

Supposedly Vince didn't want to push Bryan because he was a vegan

>>91968850
It's funny how WWE mirrors Marvel comics. Guardians of the Galaxy was coming in in 2 months so Vince called Bautista and had him win the Royal Rumble.

MOVIE SYNERGY.

>>91967099
Fuck you, WWE Storytime is great

>>91967424
That's WWF era though

WWF > WWE

RIP Hot Rod

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zXvBhPfQ9v4

>>91969566
Piper feels like one of the few guys from that era who could be stars today.

Like Piper in his prime vs Dean Ambrose

>>91969641
Let's not forget Roddy was a member of Cobra.

>>91968749
i want to fuck that penguin or whatever


penguintaker is cool too

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>>91967099
Hey, now. The Scooby-Doo movies are a lot of fun, especially watching them with my kids. I can't vouch for those Flinstones and Jetsons crossovers though. Even with my immense love of crossovers, I can't bring myself to watch them.

>>91969705
>>91969641
>>91969566
>mfw wearing my Hot Rod shirt today and everyone's response to said shirt has essentially been "Fuck yeah, Roddy!"

>>91968749
>AND HIS NAME IS JOHN CENGUIN
>[penguin chorus squawks entrance theme]

>>91969641
He's awful, Piper sucks.

Because current WWE is shit.

>>91967099
You think Vince would actually spend the money to make it a good show?

Can we all agree that Roman Reigns is the best wrestler of the last 25 years?

>>91974037
He is TTGO of wrestling.

>>91974037
he's good, but I worry he hasnt been made to look as strong as he could be