why doesn't wendys capitalize on a cute cartoon Wendy?

>>91949293
Why is Wendy so popular lately? Why is she posted so often now?

what do you mean, didn't you get your shill check from them yet? never work for free, anon

>>91949320
Wendy's twitter made some funny remarks about other restaurants.
An artist drew Wendy being smug
Another artist did it.
And another.
Soon there was lewd art.

The rest is history.

USE THE FUCKING CATALOG YOU PIECE OF SHIT PHONE POSTER>

>>91949293
>why doesn't wendys capitalize on a cute cartoon Wendy?

It would appeal to too tiny a segment of their demographic to be worthwhile or make a dent in sales, and that's if all the "cute Wendy-tan" autists actually started eating at Wendy's all the time. Most people aren't going to significantly change their eating habits because of some online porn. Even if a few hundred autists suddenly started eating there every day for years it wouldn't make a big dent in total sales and that won't even happen.

>>91949320

People caught on to the person running the Wendy's twitter making sassy replies from four years ago, someone did a fanart and now everyone's cashing in.

why is everyone willingly shilling for a fast food company FOR FREE?

>>91949966
Viral Internet Marketing is the best marketing. When it happens, ride the wave as hard as you can until it ends.

Conozco ese artista, el es un furry

>>91949966
Views, likes and new followers.

>>91950070
I seriously doubt this will make any bottom line difference. Shilling for webcomics here probably would, but not a huge fast food franchise. The Wendy thing is just meme loving fags who also like redheads + nostalgia and the logo being identifiable.

Because they saw what happened to Erin e surance.

>>91949293
Won't someone pass her DeMayo?

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>>91949293
The only way all this shilling can be made redeemable is if it successfully kills wendy herself

>implying this isn't a an elaborate viral marketing stunt.
>2011+6

>>91949293
Because they could end up making her a slut.

>>91949293
>Putting mayo on a burger
Just throw it straight into the trashcan.

>>91949320
More fotm moe girl drawing bullshit based on social media memes like Hestia and Ellen baker.

>>91950345
Don`t blame Wendy because her company is actually capitalizing on all this free advertising unlike Esurance`s retarded ass. I miss Erin

>>91949432
I'd eat more Wendy's if they had a goddamn restaurant near places I go. Goddamn popeye's everywhere but I just want some burgers

>>91952072
Same here.
I atually enjoyed her commercials as a kid, and got excited whenever there was a new one. The ones with the robot cowboy and the party with super villain are my favorties.

>>91952233
>when you were a kid
I'm getting too old for this place

>>91949320
Social media experiment.
An attempt to tap indirectly to the "Dark side of internet" that arose to the notice of marketing-departments through Zootopia.

The bussiness gets the ball-rolling, then doesn't even need to acknowledge any of the stuff being drawn, or the tumblr-outrages, to get more and more free "internet"-presence, free-advertising, and thus more money.

The next evolution of astro-turfing... Sexually transmitted vyral-marketing.

>>91952316
Remember anon, those commercials aired on television atleast a decade ago.

>>91952532
The fuck you on. I remember them as late as 2014/15.

>>91953332
The very first Erin Esurance commerical aired like in 2007 dude are you high

>>91953456
Was referring to when they ended.

Yea that makes a lot more sense.

There's only 2 possibilities

1. The mods are being paid handsomely in hamburgers and chicken nuggets

2. The mods are so out of touch that they can't tell "Comics & Cartoons" from "hamburgers and chicken nuggets"


Either way, they have failed us and they must be removed and replaced. This Wendy's shit is unregulated shitposting and it has been allowed to continue for far too long

Went to Wendy's today because of this shit.

Burger was actually pretty good, but the fries were shite.

I was fucking floored at the size of the "medium" soda. Sometimes I forget I truly am in Burgerland

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>ITT: People who think that this was started by Wendy's or that they give a shit beyond some of the copywriting and social media team especially the guy who wrote the "snarky" tweets (and now works for some other company) laughing their asses off for a bit

Look, you would have to be retarded to do this as a cash grab. It won't lead to any fucking money for them. It might lead to some money if they sold Wendy toys and/or comics or DVD cartoons, than a few manchildren could buy them, or some shit it would have to be small time marketing designed for the small geek crowd.

Focusing on a tiny number of manchildren is a losing marketing strategy for restaurant food instead of some nerd product, though. Even people who think Trump got elected because of 4chan and not because people hated the other candidate and were protest voting (not to mention the party switch that happens nearly every election) are totally delusional.

That said, you should eat at Wendy's. Not because of some flash in the pan wank art but because they do have the best burgers, way better than McDonald's or Burger King. Call me a shill for that if you want, but Wendy's is good food. You shouldn't eat at any of these places too much though because you can save a lot of fucking money just making your own, better burgers.

>>91954093
To do it as a cash grab sure, but it doesn't cost Wendy's anything to ride the viral wave while it's high right now.

>>91949352
If you can get everyone to masturbate to something unique it'll be viral in minutes. I wonder if corps will use that in the future?

>>91954093
I think that making smug wendy cartoon commercials would be smart at least. You've literally got an entire ad campaign in front of you for fucking free.

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this is like a real life family guy joke. some mascot of cartoon character doing something they wouldn't.

>you think that's bad, remember the time I dated the Wendy's girl?

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>>91952316

>>91954211

sex is the oldest advertising trick in the book

tastes just change with the times, now everyone wants to fuck 2D

THE MEMERS

>tfw Wendy's already had a cute waifu

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XzbISicsvcQ

>>91953673
there's no point in getting any size larger than small if they offer free refills

i wish /co/ had mods

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>>91949293
Help me /cock/
I really love Wendy's, but I've recently had McDonald's Sweet BBQ Bacon with Artisan Grilled Chicken, and it was fucking amazing.

I think my faith is being tempted.

>>91954893
They allow the Wendy's threads, it's not that they haven't noticed. They're sipping the Frosty hard as fuck. I'd like to kick them right in the balls for this

>>91954943
i got banned the other day for calling the OP a shill

i think we're on full infiltration mode here

>>91954920
DON'T LISTEN TO THIS GUY HE'S JUST A MCDONALD'S SHILL

GET HIM

>>91954988

Same, I got a ban in 2 of these threads, so the mods are present and they allow the Wendy's threads to exist

I wonder how many hamburgers they get

>>91954920
pico guacamole looks like hot garbage that is better served in a tortilla rather on buns

both bacon options look good

I can't fucking believe we are only talking about Wendy's and McDonalds in fast food threads

What the FUCK happened to Burger King?

>>91949293
You'd think them posting a Wendy pepe on their twitter already bit them hard enough in the ass, imagine the butthurt they would generate just by doing something similar to the picture you posted, albeit a bit less thicc.

>>91953633
Meh, she's flavor of the month, and some of the art is pretty damn good, so I see no problems with it.

>>91955361
>Wendy's.
>Flavor.

>>91952072
it wasn't the porn that did in Erin. Polling data on the character was terrible. High unfavorability indexes. High scores on "annoying" low scores on "believeable," "funny" and "sincere." Decent scores on "sexy" does not an insurance leader make.

To be clear: she scored just below Clippy the microsoft paperclip on "annoying" and he scored noticeably better on "funny." That is not a good look.

>>91953633
/cock/ never ended.

I ate at Wendy's today.

I wonder how many people on the Internet were actually convinced to go to Wendy's because of this.

>>91949293
Looks like she's cutting corners after all.

>>91955080
Speaking purely for myself, I've always just seen Burger King as the retard version of McDonald's, with the Whopper as the inferior cousin of the Big Mac.

McDonald's and Burger King are in a binary that's hard to separate. Wendy's manages to be the "third choice," so it's distinctive in that way.

And then again there are local chains. I live in Texas, and nobody here would pick any of those three over Whataburger.

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>>91954936
Fixed.

The idea that this corporate shilling is unacceptable given how this board is all about suckling the teats of Viacom, Time Warner, and Disney, is so lacking in self awareness that it loops back around into the hilarious.

>>91957227
I just have a hard time believing any brand would want to associate with this place after the reputation /pol/ made in 2016.

>>91953456
Actually the first erin commercial was in 2004

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>>91958218
>2004

>>91950938
t. shit taste subhuman

Man the actual Wendy looks like shit that was a mistake to Google her

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>>91954936

>>91955080
I just went to Burger King earlier this week, it was pretty good. Their coupons have been getting really good lately, I got 2 burgers, 2 fries, and 2 drinks for $5. The nuggets are super cheap too. And they have a current deal that's two burgers, fries, and a drink for $3.29. I thought Rally's had the cheapest combo meal but Burger King takes the crown now.

Because Wendy was a real girl.

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>>91949293

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This is my favorite one

>>91956827
Me. I was there thinking the same thing.

>>91956827
I was.

>>91955080
Burger King was bought out by a Canadian food corporation that is owned by Brazilians

>>91958685
10/10

>>91952316
No you're not. You're here forever. All of us are.

>>91954866
I wasn't eating in. The restaurant was full of screaming kids and other stuff so I GTFOed

>>91949293
Because the food is why go there, not the girl.

Stop thinking with your dick, OP.

>>91963877
But waifus are more powerful than weaponry.

>>91963962

That's fucking true considering a penguin nearly starved to death because of a waifu

>>91954519
It isn't quite everyone yet, but it's a growing trend. I think it'll reach a peak when today's kids grow up in some 5 to 10 years and then either keep steady or decline. Regardless, it's a great time to be alive.

>>91949966
We're bored. This briefly fills the yawning chasm in our collective soul.

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>>91952396
what a time to be alive

>>91952396
>Sexually transmitted vyral-marketing.
I'm so disgusted and aroused right now.

>>91952396
>Sexually transmitted vyral-marketing.
We in the future now

4chan got me to masturbate to a fast food mascot today.

This should upset me but honestly I'm so far gone at this point that I'm desensitized to shit like this.

>>91949352
Welp, some marketing director's getting fired.

>>91949966
because i think the character is hot
making nutjobs like you angry is a great bonus though

why would they have to do anything? You retards are already posting enough wendys advertisements for free.

>>91968567
When you start fucking the burgs you'll know things have gone too far.

>>91963280
Only until something better comes along....

>>91968704
>>91968567
Call me when the two of you babies jack it to a spoon

>>91968807
You say that as if it were difficult, have you seen the CURVES on a spoon?

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>>91968878
>shitty spoons
>not jacking it to superior knifes
Fucking plebs, all of you

>>91949293
>>91958948
>craving Wendy's now

damnit this shit is working

>>91955957
And yet Flo and the Geico Gecko continue to thrive. What is this madness?

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>>91968807
>>91968878

>>91970319
THICC THICC THICC
H
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C

>>91970319
That's the one. That was the why-boner.

Why is she drawn with a curled penis?

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Out of all the Wendy that's been drawn, this is my favorite.

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>>91949293
They might have trouble getting that by the actual woman who's still heavily involved in the corporation.

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>>91970611

>>91970820
hehe, heavily

>>91955080

Burger King JUSTed their patty quality as well as replaced their chicken tenders with rubber.

>>91955080
Fuck Burger King, what happened to Jack in the Box?
They McDonald's the shit out of their business and its just worse now.
I remember when their burgers were twice the size they are now.

>>91955957
I truly don't understand how people found her that annoying. Her voice is pretty soothing and unintrusive. The 60's spy gag stuff wasn't THAT overdone.

There are WAY worse mascots and I'm not just saying that because of my dick.

>>91970711
Where's the rest of it?

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>>91970319
>>91970939

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>>91971454

>>91968793
4chan has been around for 14 years, dude, and has been growing in popularity every year since it was created. The only websites I can think of that actually improve upon the formula would be those smaller chans that appeal to very specific demographics, and even then it's literally the same thing only with better communities.

>>91970711
Is she taking a dick while eating?

What if I want anal?

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>>91949966
because i couldn't give less of a shit you fucking commie rat
i like the cute smug redhead and i want to see more, why should i care if i inadvertently shill for some fucking burger joint

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posting Wendy

>>91950290
>steven
I see what you did there
>>91949293
Because she's based on an actual person who was 8 at the time and you don't play with that level of sentimentality.

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Stop shilling Wendy's you faggots

>>91971698
now replace the knifes with cocks and some "mayonnaise"

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Okay, where's all the Wendy R34? Might as well start a folder before I got to bed...

Wendy's is kind of shitty in general but their salads are actually pretty great for some odd reason. The Mediterranean especially. Probably the only reason I still eat there, and if you fill out their receipt survey you can get a full size one for less than five bucks.

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Wendy is cute and all but I'm sick of this viral marketing
Why aren't mods deleting these? It's literally against the rules

>>91971821
Is posting anime girls viral marketing those anime? People just want to fap to new fun themes art, don't be so autistic about it.

>>91952396
>Sexually transmitted vyral-marketing.
Well atleast /v/ won't be complaining about anyone trying to shill to them anymore..

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>>91968567
>Today
You're really behind the boat. Call me when you jerk off to the mom in that short lived AT&T ad campaign.

>>91949352
Important to note that there was obviously porn of Wendy already, but now there's a REASON to do it

>>91971668
>blue fingernail polish
hnnnng.

all this wendys posting is making me want to get a frosty. I haven't been to a wendys in like 5 years.

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>>91949293
>What the fuck is this Jpeg nonsense
>Go on a quest to find the original image in GOOD quality
>Nothing's coming up... Wait.
>THIS SIGNATURE...
>G... Gerp? Gerph?
>Oh this motherfucker.
>FOUND IT
>I am a genius
>wait
>he LOCKED THE ORIGINAL BEHIND A PAYWALL
YOU NIGGER.

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WHY ARE SMUG ANIME GIRLS SO FUCKING HOT

>>91971612
>She'll never shit on your dick and boldly state that the Wendy's food she's shitting out is still leagues better than other fast foods

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No Flo from Progressive itt
lmfty

>>91954519
Bollocks, 2d was as prevalent on the internet in the 90's as it is now. Lads wank to any woman shaped thing, drawing or not. You just hear about it more.

>>91970711
I need fucking sauce

>>91972147
Reminder that they stopped using Erin Esurance because people were drawing porn of her.

>>91969583
>>91971351
I blame it on the demographics of the time. Remember, they got rid of Erin back in like, 2010. That was the better part of a decade ago, and the people whose opinions were factored in at the time would probably be a lot different than the people who'd be asked now.

You niggas need some 3D, this some pathetic shit.

>>91970711
Need sauce

>>91972546
Wendy's doesn't do sauce.

>>91970711
Sauce

>>91972578
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C8wN-E-UIAAStD9.jpg

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>>91970319
>>91970939
>>91971487
Keep em coming anon!
I know I am!

>>91972634
Silly girl

"Who are you going to please with that?"

"Myself"

Now stop talking, rape doesn't usually involve conversation.

>>91971668
Too adult, need her to seem 14/15. Ripe

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>>91971821
>It's literally against the rules

>>91972798
God fucking kys you pedofuck

>>91971821
headbutt the nearest train

>>91972868
A pedo would have no interest in a teenager. Nothing wrong with fresh meat. Why are you so mad in a cartoon porn thread?

>>91972798
She looks pretty young in that image to me.

>>91973190
You're a disgusting pedo then. You WANT her to look young. Fucking barbaric.

You know before I had always liked Wendys mascot and thought she was cute. I even imagined her being a spunky farm girl with a thicc southern accent but now you guys are cementing her as some generic anime cunt

>>91973475
Where do you think you are?

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>>91973658

>/co is angry that it's being invaded by /ck
>/ck is angry that it's being invaded by /co
/cock was the best thing to happen to these boards.

>>91949293
How the fuck is this /co/ related?
What cartoon or comic is this from?

>>91968596
Are you kidding? Its fucking amazing. They'll never admit it but it gets them a huge amount of good attention.

>>91973882
Nah, /ck/ was the real shitposting board. It getting attention just brings /b/ faggots.

>>91972688
Would peanut that peanut

>>91968596
A secondary effect. Neither Wendy the character nor the artwork was intended, someone just used the Twitter to personify a bitch anime version of the mascot.

>>91957148
Now red the eyes a little.

>>91971698
Is this a Jon Wick reference?

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>mfw Wendy's fucked off from your country 15 years ago and I never got to try it
fuck you guys.

>>91974157
Not really a good mfw pic, he seems ok with it

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>>91974203
Is this better?

>>91970646
Yeah. Looks like a pretty big floppy cock

>>91974243
No honestly, can you try again? Also, I'm fucking wasted but I want to go buy more booze. Do you think I should? My decision will be based on your opinion.

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>>91972815
>It's literally against the rules

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>>91974286
this is my most disappointed face.
You should, but only if it isn't night out. I don't want you to get mugged, anon.

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>>91974306
No, it is afternoon. I drank through the night. Thanks for your concern anon, it was heart-warming. I hope you are warm and happy.

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>>91968807
>Call me when the two of you babies jack it to a spoon

>>91974336
I am, thanks, aside from the disturbing lack of Wendy's.
It will be hilarious if I ever travel to the US and Instead of restaurants, I'll just pig out on the US exclusive fast food chains.

>>91971601
And before that there was usenet, and somethingawful, and a dozen other general purpose discussions boards, and they all got usurped eventually. Its just a matter of a better format coming along or ひるゆき driving the site in to the ground.

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MORE SPOONS!

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>>91970820
>heavily

>>91974355
Thank you for posting about this spoon shit so I didn't half to.
Every day I lurk /co/ and the only thing that really bothers me is the spoon phases that happened.
I thought it was long over.
I hope this is not a preamble to a spoon resurgence
I know spoon fag number have always been low but I have always feared that a draw fag without the correct view on spoons would create more content for these unwell individuals.
With the fall in popularity of adventure time I had hoped to be done with this once and for all.
But now I see the spoon try to morph itself on to other more popular subjects.
It is unsettling and we can only hope it quickly makes it way page 10.

>>91971821
Our mod doesn't care about the rules.
He just allows what he likes, deletes what he doesn't. These threads are against the rules simply because this shit isn't based off a cartoon or comic.......not to mention a lot of the pics are very borderline In terms of being worksafe.

>>91954093

I do find Wendy's to have the better *potential* burger, but every Wendys in my geographical area is a complete shithole. I'm assuming the local franchisee is a dumbass letting his stores run into the ground.

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>>91974620

>>91972634

oh my fucking eyes. red on orange italic text.

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>>91970711
Nice, very nice. But I prefer this one.

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smugfu

>>91957394
What the hell are you talking about? No one is associating with 4chan.

>>91949411
Have sex

>>91949966
>>91950070
Why are people so fucking paranoid about this?

You really think advertising on /co/ is going to make a damn difference to their business? Bitching about shilling has to be the worst meme on 4chan

>>91955043
You are shitposting and got banned for it. Bitching about threads you don't like = shitposting

>>91975058
They just don't understand the context of the situation, don't appreciate why people post, and in 4chan fashion act like they are experts on every topic and tell people to stop enjoying things.

>>91970319
>when you tell the artist you want a nice spoon to eat out of not " TO EAT OUT"
>when your not mad about it

>>91975093

This whole thread is shitposting you autistic retard

>>91971645
With all that roast you'd think you walk into arbys.

>>91972663
Embarrassing post anon.

>>91949293
Because then you guys would do this shit.

>>91976080
The autistic retard would be you for throwing a fit over a thread you don't like

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why is wendy so cute

>>91977223
Post uncropped now.

>>91972868
>14/15
>Pedo
Americucks

>>91977630
Every time you're eating a burger, you're eating Wendy out.

How much of a pleb are you?

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We wendyposting here?

>>91969583
Flo is hit and miss but her hits are pretty good.

The Gecko was better in his early days.

>>91955080
Pico guac is actually pretty good.

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>>91977223

How can I enjoy this without any sauce?

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>>91949293

>>91950579
Have you seen what most company board rooms look like? American corporations outside the realm of tech companies have a total misunderstanding of online culture. And it wouldn't even make sense considering how little control they have over the production of lewd images. A hamburger company is neither daring enough nor smart enough to pull something like this off.

>>91977304
>>91978662
The Wendy's thread on /aco/

>>91978854

They don't do the marketing, shithead. They hire millenials who are hip with the kids. There are thousands of these little social media managing startups out here in Nor Cal which are just a couple semi-tech literate 20-somethings doing nothing for otherwise ignorant corporations.

>>91979001
Uh huh, and just how are these semi-tech iterate 20-somethings managing the producion of Wendy's artwork across at least four websites?

>>91979122

They're not. Just because I popped into the conversation to tell you that you're wrong about something doesn't mean I give a shit about whatever gay little argument you thought you were having.

>>91978893
>raw dogging
hot

>>91979166
So you have no opinion?

>>91979262

No, I just wanted to correct your world view in an unnecessarily combative manner, you self-important cunt.

>>91979464
So no opinion.

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>>91972488

>>91979498

That's what I just said, you weird faggot.

>>91979794
Good to see you agree.

>>91976843

It literally doesn't belong here. These threads belong on /ck/ and they are only being allowed here because the mods are fond of this "hilarious Twitter meme XD so funny! repost!"

So fuck all you burger fucks and your burgerfucker mod

>>91972488
>>91979616
No, they stopped using Erin Esurance because most people found her ads too annoying. Having so much porn online was a nail in her coffin, but not the final one.

>>91952396
SHUT YOU FUCKING FACE THIS IS A COMPLETELY NATURAL MEME NOBODY PAID FOR IT

NOBODY

>>91972147
http://www.hentai-foundry.com/stories/user/Katmandu12/8824/Katmandu-Vs.-Flo/21746/Chapter-1/Flo

>>91979843
They're actually making a comic though. It's a short 5 issue thing.

>>91952396
>Sexually transmitted vyral-marketing.
But the market they're tapping into now isn't having real sex.

>>91979933

>implying that's what this thread is about

Fuck off burgerbitch

>>91955080
Burger King never changed.
They just added an app that gives you buy one get one whoppers.

That's pretty much it. Phone coupons.

>>91980051
>hey wanna erp?
>sure
>okay I'm wendy and you are the colonel
>Those are some mighty fine deals you've got wendy
>teehee wanna see the special?
>only if it's got extra sauce

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Am I the only one who misses the Taco Bell dog?

Fucker canonically took on Godzilla and won.

>>91980153
I wonder how quickly it would be before sjws were screaming about him being a racist stereotype.
I always loved the little guy, even had the talking plus they sold at one point.

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>>91980326
*plush

>>91971645
>what should i get at in n out
>out
fuck, my sides

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>Wendy starts doing commercials with the actual Wendy who inspired her
>Shes a fat middle aged women
>Corp executives realize having a fat person as a spokesmen for a fast food joint is a bad idea
>Replace the actual fucking Wendy with a skinny cute redhead
Why did nobody ever get up in arms about this?

>>91980417
Nobody likes fat people

>>91980326
If Chico was a stereotype, so is the Colonel.

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>>91980326
Here's the problem; real Mexicans actually didn't like the Taco Bell dog.

Early SJW actually went after Speedy Gonzales, which is why he never showed up in anything for about a decade, but real Mexicans actually like him because he really is Mexican, is a protagonist, and defies the stereotypes. So he came back.

Taco Bell dog was just "Mexican dog with Mexican accent voiced by a white guy" and actual Mexicans didn't stand up for him. The only way he could come back is either if he somehow became a positive character or just had an American accent.

>>91980489
God, I still ahve that fucking cupholder. It doesn't attach to anything and it only fits those fucking cups.

>>91980489

"Heeeeere lizard lizard lizard..."

>>91980489
who cares what spics want

>>91980489
What about just bringing him back with an actual mexican voicing him, someone with a thick accent? I'm sure someone would be up in arms over it still.

>>91980506
"I theenk I'm going to need a beeger box"

>>91954093
>tfw no Wendy's in my city
damn shame

I just hope Arby's stays the course with the thing it's been doing. I mean, I don't eat there, but there's something charming and kind of earnest about the little papercraft stuff they've been doing. I respect that.

Sure beats smug twitter posts.

>>91949293
You posted the reason.

>>91980489
>and actual Mexicans didn't stand up for him
The dog resulted in higher sales but corporate fucking hated him the same way Domino's hated the Noid.

>>91980153
this was the only good thing about the Prequel trilogy and you know it

>>91971982
>being smug
>reason
what fucking great logic the internet has

>>91979874
>because most people found her ads too annoying
No. It was literally that google searches for their product resulted in it being far below porn hits. A brand is useless if search engines won't prioritize the actual product (since then the algorithm's changed).