Happy Birthday!

>>91947498
Birthday?

>>91947498
A happy birthday? to Bendis?

>>91947518
Birthday.

>>91947579
Like, the day you were born, birthday?

>>91947498
Bendis? The comic book writer, Bendis? Of Marvel Comics fame?

>>91947498
benis? :-DD

>>91947586
Yeah, that's what he said, birth day.

>watching Guardians two yesterday
>shorts start
>there's a commercial about DC's Rebirth
>then a Bendis' Guardians one
>start to sperg out and tell my lil bro how shit that thing is
>suddenly realize i said it pretty loud
Fucking Bendis made me REEEEE in rl.

>>91947589
The very same.

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IT'S BRIAN MICHAEL BENDIS' BIRTHDAY
Brian MIchael Bendis?
THE Brian Bendis, of Brian Michael Bendis fame?
THIS guy I could see pranking us on that.
Hey!
But Bendis?
THE Brian Michael Bendis?
Yeah, he JUST said.
Guys, I'm not--I'm not LYING.

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>>91947498
Happy birthday Bendy's

>>91947927
How are you watching gotg2? It's not even out m until may 5

>>91948595
>living in a shithole

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>>91947498
Happy Birthday B.M. Bendis

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>>91947498

>>91947498
Bendis?

>>91950367
Level 1, Level 16, Level 32

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bendis :DDDD

>>91947623
Wow. Bendis's birthday

This thread is better written than anything bendis has ever done.

>>91947927
REEEEE'd irl? Because of Bendis? Bendis the writer?

The birthday of bendis

>>91948624
>shithole
>weedstores, mountans.
Pick one

>>91947927
>There's a commercial about DC's Rebirth
Wait, there are commercials about DC rebirth?

>>91950939
Started a year ago.
Youtube Ad:
https://youtu.be/3V5kI2NQzr0
TV Ad:
https://youtu.be/W9kNE8VRcvU
Vol 1 Trade Ad:
https://youtu.be/wQRDhVjQ-zU

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>>91947498

>>91950506
Bendis's birthday?

>>91947498
You know what that means? He has one less year to live.

>>91947498
Thank you for making Ultimate Spider-Man goddamn you for everything since.

>>91950738
Better written? Wow, really? I mean, wow.

>>91951616
Wow?

>>91947498
Happy birthday Brian Bendis, you're not as bad as /co/ would have me believe.
If it is your birthday, I am taking something said on the internet at face value here.

>>91947498
No, and I wish it's going to be his last

>>91947498
Fuck you! you overrated piece of shit

>>91948595
Mexico's premiere was yesterday, and the movie is shit

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>>91947498
>I was only nine years old
>I loved Bendis so much, I owned all his comics and merchandise
>I pray to Bendis every night, thanking him for the dialogue I have been given
>"Bendis is love," I say, "Bendis is life"
>My dad hears me and calls me a faggot
>He is obviously jealous of my devotion to Bendis
>I respond "I'm a faggot?"
>He says "Yes, you're a faggot"
>I say "But I'm not gay"
>He says "I meant faggot as a generic insult, not to call you gay"
>I respond "It's still pretty homophobic"
>He punches me and sends me to my room
>I am crying now, because I wasn't finished talking
>I go into my bed and it's very cold
>I feel a warmth moving towards me
>I keep feeling a warmth moving towards me for 5 panels
>I feel something touch me
>2 page spread
>It's Bendis
>I am so happy
>He whispers into my ear, "Wanna read my latest comic?"
>"Your latest comic?"
>"Yes"
>"You came to my room to show me your latest comic?"
>"Why else would I come?"
>"I thought you were gonna have your way with me"
>"You're 9 years old, anyone who could possibly think that would be a twisted freak"
>"A twisted freak?"
>"Yes"
>"Can I just read the comic?"
>"Go ahead"
>He grabs me with his chubby nerd hands and puts me on my hands and knees
>I'm ready
>I open the comic for Bendis
>He wasted several pages on characters eating and doing nothing
>It hurts so much, but I do it for Bendis
>I can feel my brain tearing as my eyes start to water
>I push against his force
>I want to please Bendis
>He laughs a mighty laugh as he ignores established continuity
>My dad walks in
>Bendis looks him deep in the eyes and says, "It's all over now"
>"Who the fuck are you? I'm calling the cops!"
>"You were supposed to say "It's over now?""
>Fuck you, what are you doing with my son?"
>"You're no fun"
>Bendis breaks all the toys in my room and drops his mic
Bendis is love, Bendis is life

>>91954701
Like I would trust a Mexican

Happy Birthday, thanks for ruining my favourite characters while shamelessly promoting yours.

>>91954959
Bendis promotes his characters?
Jessica Jones is a timeless classic. I binged the whole thing on netflix

>>91954701
>and the movie is shit
You're just bitter Trump deported your beaner ass.

I hope he gets a good Autistic editor for his Birthday...then he can't screw up continuity any more.

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>>91947498
Bendis?

>>91951382
The day Bendis was born, yes.