Wendys-tan vs. Starbucks-tan

>>91947146
Starbucks judging solely by this pic

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>>91947146
Is starbucks lactating

please say yes

>>91948354
Well where else do you think she's gonna get the milk for all those macchiatos?

>>91947146
I like to thing they'd be friends. A smug shitposter and a hipster mermaid, it's a match made in heaven.

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>>91948381
I am now extremely thirsty

we need drawfags on this ASAP

>>91947146
/cock/ is dead anon, take this shit elsewhere

>>91947146
You already have a thread. Fuck off.

>>91948454
This

Now imagine a line of milking machines, but instead of cows it's various Starbucks girls being milked for the various beverages they lactate.

>>91947146
Wendys-tan
But I am very thirsty now. I sure hope Wendy's milkshake is better than some frappacino cream

>>91948492
>>91948542
They don't care guys, they just want to use this hype to get some porn just look at this guy

>>91948454
This is why they keep spamming the board, looking for free art reposting lewds and stuff from outside to attract attention

>>91948544
Beautiful

I wish lactation was way more popular/excepted than it is right now
At the very least let women sell their milk on the market.

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>>91948594
I honestly don't care about hype or whatever.
I just know my fetish.

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Cure-chan

>>91948354
She's made of cream anon.

so yes, always.

>>91947146
For a second I thought Wendy's was holding a dick.

>Wendy holding a burger
>it has a round patty
This is the simplest fucking thing and every goddamn artist fucks it up.

I need more Starbucks-tan

>>91948808
Can we have art of Wendy obsessed with squares?

>>91948774
SAVE US, CURE-CHAN!

>>91948774
SAVE US, CURE-CHAN!

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>>91947146
> Starbucks-tan
> Wendy-sama

We need one more, then the triumvirate will be complete.

Mrs.Butterworth? We need a cougar to keep our young sluts in line.

HIDE SHILL THREADS
REPORT OBVIOUS CLICKBAIT/TROLLBAIT
IGNORE AND MOVE ON
POST WITH SAGE IF YOU MUST WARN OTHERS.
THIS HAS BEEN A PUBLIC ANNOUNCEMENT FOR A BETTER BOARD.

>>91948774
SAVE US, CURE-CHAN!

>>91948953
Is it possible to keep a Wendy's No.2 combo meal as a pet, like a dog?

>free advertising for a fast food company

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>>91947146
No question

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>>91947146
>I'm on a diet
>Trying to avoid fast food
>Threads like theses are posting sexy mascots
>Causing temptations, both in jerking off and eating a burger.
Are you truing to cause me to relapse you faggot?

>>91948774
SAVE US, CURE-CHAN!

These threads have overstayed their welcome desu.

>Wendys-tan
Her name is just Wendy, jesus christ

>>91949069
Go make some food from scratch, that'll keep your mind off of it. Need to do that meal prep.

>>91948774
SAVE US,CURE-CHAN!

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>>91949847
>Being a lolifaggot
be gone idiot

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>>91949847
Take a look at this edgelord

Starbucks-tans because THICC is life, however thicc does not equal fat, and fat fetishists/people into feeding or expansion need to be shot.

>>91947146
>girl who is eager to spread her legs for anyone
>girl who is proud of her hamburger (pussy)

>>91949069
Literally me anon

Doesn't help that this stuff keeps catering to my fatfaggotry too

>>91949847
I LOVE YOU EBOLA-CHAN

>>91948774
SAVE US, CURE-CHAN!

>>91949847
I LOVE YOU EBOLA-CHAN

>>91948774
SAVE US, CURE CHAN!

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>>91948774
>>91948660
cure chan still has to stop ebola chan's bigger sisters:
malaria and AIDS

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>>91950321
Ebola-fucks sisters are Lloviu-tan and Marburg-sama.
If I remember correctly, I think Lloviu is relatively non threatening to humans in the first place. But Marburg is gonna be a tougher bitch to beat

>>91949847
I LOVE YOU EBOLA-CHAN
STAYING TRUE THROUGH THICK AND THIN

>>91948774
SAVE US, CURE-CHAN

>>91948774
SAVE US, CURE-CHAN!

>>91948774
save us cure chan

>>91950321
only gay people get aids so its ok

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>>91949847
>dead
Wow, just like real life

>>91948774
Save us, the cure-chan

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>>91950034
>tfw thicc girl who likes to feed fat guys

>>91948774
Save us cure-chan

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>>91951280
>thicc
No need for lies here, you are a fatty and so is your boyfriend

>>91948774
SAVE US, CURE-CHAN!

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>still no art of starbucks fucking Wendy's boypussy with a pink and blue unicorn dildo

>>91948774
SAVE US CURE-CHAN

>>91947146
Wendy's has better food, but Starbucks doesn't make me hungry when I fap to her.

>>91948774
GODSPEED, EBOLA-CHAN

>>91951336
why is she dressed like a chav

>>91947146
Looks like Gashis work. But its not. Cool.

>>91948774
Save us cure-chan

>>91951740
I dunno, just felt like posting that image

>>91948774
"SAVE US, CURE-CHAN!"

Starbucks girl needs a name

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No competition

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>>91952942
Not sure but she's a siren/mermaid so that should be taken into consideration along with the caffeine. Also maybe crazy high energy one second with a crash the next.

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I want Wendy to bully me.

>>91948774

SAVE US, CURE-CHAN!

>>91953120
>she's a siren/mermaid so that should be taken into consideration along with the caffeine.
Caffeinautica?

Not a cartoon or comic. Sage, report and hide thread.

>>91948774
SAVE US, CURE-CHAN!

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>>91948774
Save us from the diabolical meme girls that promote unhealthy consumption, cure-chan!

>>91953481
Maybe shorten it to Cafenautica but I like the cut of your jib.

>>91952942
Gashi calls her Starbu-chan, which sounds really clunky in English.

>>91953120
Mocha? Marina?

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>>91953740
>Marina
I can dig it.

>>91954273
Something about drooling has been cute to me. I think it was that one manga

>>91948354
That's just water dripping off her drink, dumbass.

>>91954273
This drink is actually fucking disgusting.

>>91948774
Save us Cure Chan

>>91951280

l-london? please

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>>91954306
pic is only other one that had drooling

>>91954417
haven't tried it but I believe you

>>91954417
You can't expect something neon pink and blue to be tasty, anon.

It looks really nice for pictures but the combination of flavors they used for it is pretty disgusting. You'd think it'd be strawberry or something.

Also didn't the baristas hate making them or something?

>>91954559

it was more that they hated making it

some starbucks had mad about what was it 3 dozen within 20 mins

>>91954559
>mango, white chocolate and sour sugar
doesn't sound terrible tbph

>>91954776
Keep in mind they had to use a lot of food coloring to make it so bright and pink. Food coloring is always disgusting.

>>91951740
its because shes squatting

thats what chavs do, they squat and drink

>>91954960
Gashi just make a doujin already fuck.

I forgot how we sexualized the Ebola Virus

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>>91955146
damn straight

>>91948354
>>91948454
>>91948544
>>91948617
You guys are fucking weird.

>>91955339
Are you some kind of underaged newfag or what?

>>91955363
>youre underage if you dont like our autistic ideas

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most /co/ related image in this thread coming through

>>91955441
Where the hell do you think we are dude?

>>91955265
the internet is a beautiful thing

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>that feel when I finally was told it was a siren/ mermaid
>and not a woman with snakes for arms

>>91955498
>On the older logos
>It's a siren lifting her legs/fins spread eagle

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>>91955560
I wish I could sacrifice some limb of mine to gashi so i could draw as well as him

>>91955146
I don't know if my dick would be able to survive if he did

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>>91955590
I don't know that feel bruh. My interest is purely sexual.

>spoon

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>Starbucks waifu became a thing

What time to live.

>>91955682
Saved. Agreed. The true food mascot queen.

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>>91947146

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>>91947146
>mfw there are probably people in Dairy Queen's marketing department right now who are debating how they can get in on this

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>>91948492

Why is Starbucks tan always shown with iced coffee? I like my coffee hot thank you. Someone draw her getting hot and heavy

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>People are drawing Lewd version of Wendy's and Starbucks

>>91956199
Because Starbucks is not for real coffee.

>>91954910
You mean slavs?

Why do I feel like Starbucks mascot is being pushed by people jealous of the attention Wendy has received?

It's like when Pavita was our FOTM and some people tried to push that dumb cat and cow.

>>91955560
>those pubes

Nice.

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>>91956023
Weaponised waifu/husbandoism

It's all a matter of wether or not the marketing big wigs will notice it or not

Tony the Tiger denied his calling and Chester picked it up

The fella that ran the Wendy's twitter got fired I think? And it's been some since Starbucks has shown the full logo of the spread "leg" mermaid gal

I have noticed an uprise in the cow girl department

And sorry no, this is the only version of this pic I could find

>>91957105
T H I C C

>>91956199
Do you get hot coffee at starbucks? What the fuck is wrong with you??
It's gas station tier, the only upside is that you can get it iced.
Why overpay for a hot drink anon?

>>91957209
This. I can make coffee at home. I enjoy their frappuccino as a sugary frozen treat.

>>91956023
>dairy queen
They're debating right now if pushing a titcow mascot would be worth the controversy.

>>91957209
Starbucks iced coffee is literally diabetes in a cup. To each their own I suppose

>>91957356
You don't have to drink it everyday fampai. If I'm there I get something cold and a cheese danish as a snack.

>>91957427
Actually I take it back, I do enjoy those little glass bottled ice coffees from them. Great for breaks. Hell of a lot better than those things covered in whip. Still, a hot mocha isnt too bad now and then

>>91957105
>it's been some since Starbucks has shown the full logo of the spread "leg" mermaid gal
yeah but the original design for the logo is becoming more common knowledge
maybe that's their ploy, let people 'discover' that the starbucks logo is actually a sex symbol without actuall changing their logo back to something that would piss off soccormons

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What did she mean by this?

>>91957574
She gains sexual pleasure from watching you drink her product because she is the embodiment of an advertisement

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>>91957574
Still more competent than most Starcucks employees

>>91957647
>>91957651
But why is she spilling it? What does that text bubble at the bottom say? Is it femdom?

>>91957714
She's shit at coffee, all aspects of it, just like the company she embodies.
Once they stopped carrying the Valencia Orange Refresher, I was done with that place. If you got it with lemonade in stead of water, it was like super-sunny-d

>>91957777
I just wanted to know about the pic mr quads I don't know what the fuck that is.

>>91957777
I still love her, shitty coffee and all

>>91957821
Maybe my quads mean the fuckers will bring it back. It was like a sour orange drink with little dried orange slices in it that rehydrated with the drink. It was awesome, and my friends gf would get me tons of them for free for picking her up from work, so I got addicted to them a few summers ago. I've been hunting for an energy drink or the alike that tastes similar, but the closest I've got are those orange Monster Rehabs or Rockstar Recoverys

>>91957892
I ain't knocking the waifu, just the coffee/company. Incompetence can be cute too, I'm very much an all-or-nothing guy in that regards. Case in point, my favorite 2hus are Patchouli Knowledge and Cirno

any art of starbucks getting obsessed to a deranged and disturbing degree with putting pumpkin spice in everything whenever october is even vaguely on the horizon?

>>91958085
Oh man we need this. Crazy/deranged girls are hot as fuck and Starbucks really does go overboard when it comes to the PSL.

>>91947146

They can't even touch- nah fuck that they can't even GLANCE on the general direction of Dark Excellent Donald
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9TyN9G-t0l0

>>91947146
The Starbucks mascot is a siren/mermaid

>>91947146
The Starbucks Mermaid's name is Melusine.

>>91948949
>Mrs. Buttsworth
>Not Aunt Jemima.

>>91956023
>You will live long enough to see Waifuism used as an advertising tool.
I have many feelings about this, but do not know how to articulate them.

>>91958661
with your dick

>>91958690
Well, now I feel foolish.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L4DiZHWlZJM

Cannot unsee

>>91958149
dare you taste with your dick her pumpkin spice anal lube? can you handle her gourd scented spook hole?

>>91954960
>not I'm watching you Frap
ONE JOB

I think the personification (sexualization) of company mascots are a good way to attract customers. My only small concern is eventually seeing a personified IKEA girl or even the DMV.

>>91954559
You're goddamn right I hated making those things. Fucking thing tasted like a year-old candy necklace and I had to make 206 of them in half a shift. I literally ran out of ingredients after four hours and it wasn't even 3 PM.

I swear to all fuck, if my manager wants me to work afternoons on Frappy Hour week, I'm dropping ecstasy before clocking in.

>>91957777
If you mixed the Orange, Berry, and Lime with some lemonade, you got the best motherfucking "energy" drink ever made.

>>91959555
She looks dumb just something i dont like about her.

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This thread seems livelier than the other one so posting it here. I made a lewd Wendy.

>people drawing uncensored gashi-related stuff
cruel fucks

>>91952942
>>91953715
Gashi nicknames her "STB-chan"

check the twitter

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>>91954417
>This drink is actually fucking disgusting.

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>>91955653
>tfw noill's stream sketch of that pic had a cute butthole
so lucky that i'd capped it before he finished it

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>>91960914

>>91952942
I mean, you could just call her Star.

>>91948354
WAAAAAH BABY WANT SUCKY!

>>91967248
Starbucks I love you and your delightful pubes but seriously fuck off.

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>>91967793
you REALLY wanna get your dick burnt, m8?

>>91954627
>some starbucks had mad about what was it 3 dozen within 20 mins
Is your brain broken or something?

>>91968170
My cock is more powerful than she could possibly imagine. A hot beverage is a triviality to me. She will suffer the wrath of my raging manhood.

>>91968170
That looks about as painful as rubbing Ben Gay on your junk

>>91949847
I LOVE YOU EBOLA-CHAN!
GOOD LUCK EBOLA-CHAN!

>>91968170
Corporate whores are the future

2nd coming of /cock/?

>>91969204

Who knows

>>91954475
I'm afraid I'm spoken for, but I found the guy on /co/ and know a few other female chub fans who've frequented the board, so you might catch a lucky break. Good luck, dude!

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>>91947146

>>91947146
Neither

>>91967370
Provide a link, anon.
Don't let this thread die without it.

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>all these pictures of starbucks tan
>and not one has tails rather than legs

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>>91947146
[s4s]-tan

>>91972328
Dirty girls

S E X U A L L Y

T R A N S M I T T E D

V I R A L

M A R K E T I N G

>>91966229
Those fucking thighs nnnngh

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>>91953003
>>91955903
>>91957574
>>91957647
They reminded me of the image, I'm not sorry.

>>91972328
oh boy, i wonder what this pic meant

>>91955339
>>>/reddit/

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>>91955590
YOUR ARMS AHAHAHAHA

>>91958243
>good fighting games are hard to make

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Weird that nobody have post this yet.

>>91980457
yeah id love a coffee with some thicc cream

>>91948381
>not getting almond milk
Enjoy your early onset cancer

>>91967370
PROVIDE THAT CAP ANON

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>>91981156
>>91973468
here lads
http://imgur.com/a/xJkgC

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>>91982318
good shit

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>>91948544
>girls being turned into nothing more than milk producing slaves

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>>91947146
Utz-tan.

>>91982445
i know that hentai, i actually enjoyed it.

>>91982805
Fuck, I'm glad I'm not the only one who saw her and thought she was cute

>>91983223
you got a exhentai to that?

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>>91983432
She is very cute indeed.

>>91980529
I get my Starbucks drink with breast milk, the only milk humans were meant to drink.

>>91957714
It's a bubbling sound effect

>>91983654
We need more pics of her

>>91983874
I will be taking some UTZ-tan drawing requests at this moment.

>>91984079
Do a slightly chubby one

>>91947146
I'd go with wendy's. she is actually wearing stuff so shes more visually interesting, and damn the freckles. Red hair is also cute as opposed to a completely black and white lady

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>>91947146
Okay, I get Wendy's, but what prompted Starbucks-tan?

>>91984537

I think Gashi Gashi did

>>91984537
An anon liked gashis Starbu-tan design and saw an opportunity to gain more art so now he's spamming it

>>91984537
Literally one guy. It's almost all Gashi's art and then every other drawing just jocks his look for it. It's retarded. Everyone draws it like Gashi instead of their own look.

its not really the season for it but i could be up for drawing a pudgy pumpkin spice starbucks-tan

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>>91984705
>everyone draws the character the way it looks is dumb

Huh

>>91984736
Go for it

>>91984736
Please do anon.

>>91952942
Used to work at a Starbucks. She's "The Siren".

>>91984537
Gashi got twitter memers to get tumblr & pixiv artists to do doodle more of STB-chan

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>>91984745
>every fanart of cartoons should be so on-model that it should be as if you're drawing it like you work on the show

>>91952942
I call her "that one logo I want to fuck"

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>>91982805
My favorite chip!

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>>91984854
>being on model is a bad thing artists should go so widely off model that it doesn't even resemble the character


Hmm

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>>91985194

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>>91985326
This is the character. Gashi made nice fanart, not a whole new design.

>>91985440
Yes but everyone wants to draw Gashi's design and there's nothing wrong with that

>>91986197
There isn't, it's just not a matter of "on-model".

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fresh from the presses

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Would You =3

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This is fucking horrible. I can't jack off to a human Starbucks-tan. Without the mermaid bits, there's just nothing in it for me,

>>91987276
But really, why does the actual logo have her legs in the air? I never realized this before.

>>91987547
cream dispensing

>>91951280
>tfw thicc girl who likes to feed skinny guys
Every time I "accidentally" make too much food or bring home take-away from work, and they have no idea...

DON'T JACK OFF TO CORP MEMES

>>91987547
>Legs
Tails

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>>91987975
You can't tell me what to do!

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>>91987547

>>91988152
SHES GETTING CLOSER HELP

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>tfw you used to work at Wendy's and can't really enjoy her cuteness as much as you want
>tfw you'd rather hate fuck her instead

>>91948354
SLUGBOX!
SOMEONE GET THIS MAN NOW
EXTRA THICK

>>91947146
>tfw I live across the street from both

Feels great

>>91988152

wait so it really was a mermaid doing the splits?

>>91984736
DO IT

Guys, we've got a problem
>>>/pol/123562205

>>91985396
>>>91985194
source?

>>91991615
That anon was right. Sexually transmitted vyral marketing is a thing.

We /future/ now.

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>tfw lived long enough to see waifus become tools for corporate marketeers
>tfw lived long enough to see /co/ become willing shills at the prospect of getting lewd art
>not even for something cool, but for fucking fast food

>>91991681
Me

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>>91988152
>>91988221

Starbucks logo 2017

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>>91992043
This isn't even scratching the surface of man's inhumanity to man. Stick around.

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>>91992159
Also drew a proper mermaid Starbucks

She's wearing pasties but I'll spoiler for courtesy

>>91992043
Have you forgotten about Miku?

>>91990916
I used to work for them and If I remember correctly the logo was based off of the folklore of mermaids the founder had heard or some business.
Its been ages since I last worked for them though so its all a haze. I can tell you it wasn't meant to look like a chick with striped leggings spreading though.

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>>91982805

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>>91992380
Bootyful

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What would happen if he met Wendy?

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>>91993210
>"nice sword captain! it accurately represents your life!"

>>91951280
If you're real, you're a hero

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Wendy-tan is superior

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Wendy-tan is KINO taste.

Other tans are McDonald's tier taste.

>Wendy-tan
>Wendy-tan
>Wendy-tan
>Wendy-tan
HER NAME IS JUST

FUCKING

WENDY

She is NOT a personification of an abstract concept, THE CHAIN IS NAMED AFTER A PERSON NAMED WENDY

GET WEEB CULTURE OUT OF YOUR ASS FOR ONE FUCKING SECOND

>>91982805
CUTE

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>>91995103
Are you craving Grimace-tan's McNuggies?

>>91995103

sounds like someone's a butthurt.

what is it about Wendy-tan that makes you so butthurt?

>>91988152
Gee, two tails?!

>>91995103
Yeah. Although she could be Wendy-chan is we want to be a weeb about it.

>>91995103
WENDY-TAN
WENDY-TAN
WENDY-TAN
WENDY-TAN
WENDY-TAN
WENDY-TAN

>>91954490
I would like to try it but I would feel like an asshole ordering it now that that barrista on Facebook bitched about how hard it was to make. I hope he lost his job, he probably cost Starbucks many millions of dollars, the little shit. Keep your mouth shut and make my fruity drink, coffee monkey.

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>>91993581
and what about them?

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>>91995181
I'm craving all of him

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>>91995103

I know -san is for older/mentor types, and -chan is for younger people, but what is -tan for?

>>91996132
Grimace originally had four-arms, back when he was a menace.

Do you think that means he has a four-headed penis like echidnas do?

>>91996206
Personifications. A mascot is already personified, so it's redundant. Board and channel tans are accurate uses.

People just eat this shit up because it makes their hobbies sound more dignified, like how nobody has a piss fetish anymore, it's ~~omarashi~~

>>91972328
It's just supposed to be the one cup. The one full of shit.

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Pol is already on the case for making Wendy's a nazi meme

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>>91966229
>>91976925
Wendy upskirt now colored.

>>91996725
You're not all /pol/, /pol/fag.

>>91996206
Tan is just a cutesy way of saying Chan. It's usually used for mascots but also for people you're really casual with.

>>91996206
Tan is a childish way of pronouncing chan. It is often used when referring to mascots since it invokes a more innocent feeling to the character.

>>91996206
Tan is simply a playful way of pronouncing chan. It is frequently used for personifications but also for people you're close to.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yNtySt6Fg30

>>91996206
Tan is pretty much just an affectionate way of pronouncing chan. It's frequently used to convey familiarity and chumminess as well as innocence in this case.

>>91996725
If /pol/ decides to make Wendy a Nazi meme I hope degenerate artists go overboard with drawing dickgirl porn of her so Wendy's will be associated with /pol/ and futa.

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>>91988152
>>91988221
>>91992258
Headcanon

>>91997709
You can say you're talking about Shadman, anon. It's okay.

>>91967532
Sanders Master of the Hard Way. The more damage you inflict the greater his final blow.

>>91997780
Just a few more years and she'll be ready to break the tethers of her 2-D world to be with me.

>saturating the market with this bs
Yeah, i'm with Kim on how you all should be nuked

>>91988152
Spread eagle is pretty dang luring and enchanting imo

>>91993195
wtf I love wendy's now

>>91947146
Starbucks-tan on /co/ roster when?

>>91982472
you should come to /d/ friend

>>91984705
its not like they can just force gashi to draw what they want them to
they have the power to bring into this world the art they want to see, and they are doing it

>>91984705
Gashi-gashi has made exactly 22 pics. There are currently 110 more pics I have of his Starbucks girl drawn by other people, with there even being more that I haven't saved. So Gashi-gashi's art only makes up less than 1/5th of all the drawings made of the design. So it's not "literally one guy".

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>>91996230

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>>91966229
i was not prepared for those thighs
no one could've been

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http://imgur.com/qXigTx0.jpg
starbuck siren its way too early for pumpkin spice, it's just doesn't feel right to have seasonal food on the season it's not meant for

>>91995181
That shake brings everyone to the yard. ;>o

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>>91996725
>okay, but how can we make this about us?
I believe it.

>>91999108
>"The Don"
>two versions of Jared
>those fucking hats
>Carito is obviously the earliest dead one
still giggle at this a lot

>>91951740
>not knowing the difference between a chav and a slav

The one you're replying to is the typical slav uniform.

>>91976869
H I G H

I M P A C T

S E X U A L

V I O L E N C E

psst. PSSSST.
https://www.f-list.net/c/starla%20bucks

nobody will come into contact with this one

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>>91999760
My favorite kind!

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>>91999776
>Yes- hyperfat
>maybe- babyfur
oh I am kinkshaming

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>>91995210

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>>91995218
If she's just smug, she's Wendy.
If she's smug AND anime, Wendy-chan

>>91999803
Babyfur? What is this and do I want to know?

>>92001143
True fact: furries can also be pedophiles. Who knew?

>>91992835
whos the artist?

>>91998579
Where is this from?

>>91999803
those are typos

>>92001573
Between Friends by Area

>>91996932
The colored pencils style really fits it. Also nice work with the skindentation thighs.
Nice job

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>>91947146
Honestly I don't care if this is advertisement, companies knowing how to properly advertise is so rare. I'm neither an Ameripoop nor do ads work on me but this shit is amusing and good advertisement so I wish for more.

Gimmie the McDick you clown-faced mick

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https://twitter.com/charlydibu/status/859057167852331008

>>92002368
What exactly is Ben Garrison anymore?

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>>91967532
Ronald is depicted as super bishounen in Japan.

>>92003355
Didn't McDonalds have an anime short advertisement? About a stereotypically moe bumbling part timer?

>>92003398
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZTrC86mmPaw

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take the wendypill

>>91947146
so this is /co/ but God forbid someone makes a thread laughing at the newest Marvel fuck-up and they'll be told to go back to /pol/ and get banned for a week

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>>92002494
Aw yeah, that's the good shit right there.

>>92003289
ONE OF US.

>>92006343
Isn't he like anti-4chan?
What is he doing making Fash Food memes?

What the hell? I'm so confused.

isn't wendy 8 tho?

>>92006398
Hotwheels redpilled him and they did a 8ch/Ben "The Shoah Must Go On" Garrison collaboration.

>>92006751
What in the world lmao.

>>92007036
https://grrrgraphics.wordpress.com/2015/04/29/

>>92001986
thank you!

>>91998575
No. Literally one guy prompted the Starbucks girl: Gashi. That was literally one guy.

It's not like Wendy's, who was prompted by the twitter account becoming a meme that everyone was already familiar with.

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Doujin when?

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NEW SHAD WENDY, THOUGHTS?

>>92007883
WHY IS SHE SO FUCKING UGLY?

>>92007883
same as always, crap

>>92007883
oh, were the charges dropped? good for him.

>>92007883
Foreheads a bit too big but otherwise I like it

>>91955339
Where do you think we are?

>>92007883
This is more likable.

>>92007883
Needs to be thicc-er, older, and not-shad-er.

>>92007883
>round burger patty

0/10

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>>92007883
>Round Patty
Dropped.

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is this the thread where you post wendys

>>91980457
T H A N K Y O U

>>92007883
>Round Patty.
One Job.

>>92009569
>>92009735
>>92010145
NTR