Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2

>>91944777

the big difference is that Pearl in the movie is a likeable character that found redemption at the end.

in SU Pearl, she is still a piece of shit.

The movie was good, some jokes were dumb but it was a nice movie. I was surprised Stallone was in it.

>>91945306
Also Pearl didn't have "I want to fuck genocidal Rose" as its whole character.

>>91947450

yeah, that too. But there are similarities of StarLordbeing a weapon by his father like Steven is a weapon by his mother.

makes you think

>>91944777
just saw it
I'm surprised this is the only thread about the movie
anyway I gotta get some shit off my chest
thy the fuck didn't Groot have a moment simiral to the one in not sure if it was Vol2 of the comics or Annihilation, but Groot exploded from a twig to a giant tree that destroyed a citadel
I didn't really care about the "guy conquers world after world" meme, hated it in Avengers Vol 5 as well
the Ego/Peter fight reminded me of Thanos vs Peter+Nova

overall it was fun but also kinda disappointing
some of the effects were trash as well
7/10

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HOLLY SHIT, IT TOOK ME THIS LONF TO REALIZE KRAGLIN IS ACTUALLY KIRK FROM GILMORE GIRLS

I was like, "I know this actor from somewhere" during the whole movie but couldn't put my finger on it.

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>>91950083
Kirk is the best, by the way.

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>>91950147

I actually consider it better than the first one.

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>come on /co/ to discuss GotG 2
>not out in america, the country that made it, for another week

>>91951062

I liked that it wasn't a typical big bad guy is after the mcguffin plot, there's like three different antagonist forces throughout and it's more about the characters adventures than get le magic crystal for the 10th time

>>91951305
>>not out in america, the country that made it, for another week
>>91951305
It has been like that for many Marvel movies. I don't know why.

>>91951062
Same. Gunn improved on the biggest flaws of the original film (Gamora being garbage, terrible action scenes) and he doubled down on everything else. If you hated the first one then you won't enjoy this, but as a sequel it's bigger and better than the original in every way. And he still maintained that core of genuine heartfelt emotion in between all the dumb jokes, that same core which made the original film so popular and still marks it apart from the majority of Marvel movies. I ended up dragging my mother along with only a cursory explanation of the first film that left her more confused than when I began, and much to her surprise she loved and understood the sequel. And she hasn't enjoyed a superhero film since Raimi's first Spider-Man movie.

>>91951757
>(Gamora being garbage, terrible action scenes)
I know it's a small thing, but, for being Thanos's first assassin, Gamora jobbed way too hard in the first movie.

>>91951826
She's much better here. Not my favorite by any stretch but enough to overcome my own personal hang -ups with Zoe Saldana. Kills the monster at the very start and her fight with Nebula isn't some poorly edited embarrassment. Drax is way more durable too, he tanks like forty tree trunks at a hundred miles an hour and he isn't even fazed, they both feel more like actual superhumans rather than borderline peak human.

>>91949513
>thy the fuck didn't Groot have a moment simiral to the one in not sure if it was Vol2 of the comics or Annihilation, but Groot exploded from a twig to a giant tree that destroyed a citadel
Because although his main point is to be cutesy, at the very end the fact that he's a baby is plot-relevant as if it's the Guardians' collective child, it's Groot who takes Peter out of his melancholy state about Yondu's death by taking an earplug to listen to "Father and Son" and Peter cuddles him as he's been passed the role of the father

So who's your guys' choice to play Adam Warlock

>>91953511
that makes sense
the teen groot mid credit scene was hilarious
>>91953528
Domhnall Gleeson

>>91953528
Reverse-trap Elizabeth Debicki. Your dick knows it's the patrician choice.

>>91952437
Agreed, Gamora still doesn't quite work, but at least she's not the cardboard she was in the first movie. Still not intimidating, violent or inspiring particularly erotic thoughts, but better.
The fact that Drax, Gamora and Nebula all pull outright superhuman stunts is a nice touch too since the scenes where those happen are built to underline that. Not to mention that Ego has to resort to tentacle-strangle them or use quicksand instead of slapping them around like the others

I felt like there were a few too many dumb jokes, it seemed like a lot of scenes that should have been impactful or resonant were spoiled by a stupid joke breaking the moment.

>>91953847
That's been a huge problem with Marvel movies for a while now. At least with Gunn writing they're usually funny jokes. Usually.

>>91953929
It felt like it had ramped up a little here. I rewatched GotG in preparation so maybe I'm just comparing it to that, it felt like that had the same amount of jokes but in the right places.

So Ego isn't ACTUALLY Peter's father right? That was all a ruse right? RIGHT?

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I'm mad Ving Rhames is playing some z-list ayy lmao in the MCU rather than Barracuda in the Punisher netflix show

>>91954122
He may have been his father anon. But he sure as hell wasn't his daddy.

>>91953847

It's literally a comedy movie though.

So you guys think Yondu took Quill to the robot hooker planet when he turned fifteen or did he try to ease him into adulthood with something a little softer? Like a Shi'ar concubine after he remembered the kid talking about some hot bird lady Sorceress from He-Man that he had a crush on?

>>91954199
>the robot was voiced by miley cyrus

this movie had quite the cameos

>>91954199
Charlie-27 is pretty important to the GotG mythos.

It's gonna be amazing if we actually get to see some Guardians 3000 action.

>>91954295

What I want to know is did Thanos molest Nebula and Gamora.

>>91954393
He probably had someone do it. Just to break them mentally.

>>91954393
>only collects "daughters" and not "sons" and makes them call him their father/daddy

what do you think?

>>91954379
Gunn creamed his jeans over getting to direct Stallone in this one, you can bet we'll get the two Guardians teams having adventures together at some point. Hopefully with a Nathan Fillion Wonder Man in tow.

>>91954295
Still mad he dumped the super cute pink-skinned lady in the first movie the way he did by the way

>>91954199

and Michael Clarke Duncan is dead

guess it's up to Terry Crews

>>91944777
Autism.

>mantis says she's never met anyone else
>knows she has empathic abilities somehow

>>91954591
The reasons for her being there seemed really flimsy, but she was great anyway.

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>Celestials are actually hinted at in the first movie and shown in their classic giant armor
>Ego is a Celestial too
Boooooooo

>>91954591
You now realize that the first sentence was a lie and she eased at least some of the those kids towards a painless death

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>>91954591
>tfw no bug to fug and intensify your orgasm with her powers

>>91944777
C'mon! Pedro, spoil the shit out of it

>>91954732
she was so animu it hurted, buy was one of the best parts of the movie

>>91954775
What do you want to know?

>>91954685
>they didn't feel a thing

Did she feel it instead?

I want to fug Rocket.

>>91954732
Mantis look out

>>91954199
totally agree
>>91954685
that's dark
>>91954732
same

>>91954787
>/co/ collectively nuts when Mantis is cast and calls her super cute
>movie comes out, she's called ugly, disgusting and painful to look at throughout the whole movie
Pottery

>>91954442

He does collect sons though, wasn't Korath one? And Thane may turn up at some point.

>>91954958
I thought Korath was Ronan's lackey.

>>91954918
It worked really well, i burst out laughing when drax told her he is more of a chubby chaser

also did i saw Jeff golfblum in the credits dancing or did i mistake him for another character?

>>91955010
No that's him. Uncredited cameo.

>>91955010
>he is more of a chubby chaser
I took it as he likes buff women, which would make sense considering he's a warrior

>>91954993

I thought so, but the movie tie in comics had him be trained by Thanos.

>>91955028
I was thinking that he'd be in a after credits scene when he didn't show up i thought of a deleted scene cuz gunn didn'y want any connection to the mcu

>>91955087
Huh, weird.

>You look like Mary Poppins!
>Is he a badass?
Unexpected kek

How long do you think it'll take for a 'nutted but she still sucking' edit from the 700 jumps sequence?

>>91954330
I was surprised to see Ben Browder there. It was a blast from the past.

>>91955210
One of the things I could've done without honestly.
Did someone catch the names of the planets Rocket scrolls through before finding Ego to make the jump to? It's too fast but I think there might be something there

>>91955068
I wasn't much a fan of most of Drax's jokes and the delivery of them, but the anecdote about his wife was hilarious.

>>91955263
Yeah, this one was definitely sillier than the first.

>all the sovereign citizens are played by white people
>except the high priestess' direct servants

Will there be complaints?

I really liked Ayesha's look in the movie. Especially in the stinger where she let her hair down.

did anyone notice how in the beginning of the movies it said 1980 and then 34 years later
is this movie set in 2014 and just a few months after the first one?
>>91955353
I noticed there weren't any asian gold people, only white, black and brown ones

>>91955263
Anything special about the first planet they jumped through, with the guy fighting the other guy?

Watched on ass-cam, so couldn't tell what was going on (or read subtitles, if it said what planet it was)

>>91955419
Pretty much.

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>>91955353
>sovereign citizens is the name of the pompous villains

AM I BEING DETAINED?

>>91955419
I guess it must be. They seemed like more of a team but not completely in sync with one another, as if they hadn't been tooling around together for all that long. I'd buy it's been less than a year.

>>91955433

usually I would give you shit for watching a cam but this is what Marvel gets for waiting weeks to release it in the US

>>91955480
They just referred to themselves as 'sovereign' regardless of if they were talking about one or all of them.

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>>91955387
>tfw no gold high priestess gf to show the old way of reproducing for historical research purposes

>>91955433
It looked like the rocky grey planet from Thor 2, I thought they were Kronans but it whipped by so quick I didn't get a good look.

>>91954847
Furry.

>>91955552
The sets in this were great.

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>>91955552
>tfw no green tsundere coworker to cockblock you from getting with the golden hottie

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>>91955636
>I'm sorry for hitting on the priestess
>I don't care

is gamora a cuck?

>experience it in IMAX
>OBVIOUSLY

You guys probably ironically loved this garbage. Do you guys do everything your corporate overlords tell you to do? Is /co/ the normiest board on 4chan?

>>91955514
That's literally the reason why. As soon as I saw a headline saying "Just Who is Adam Warlock - A Primer", with an image of GotGv2, I said fuck it, I'm watching it now. Still gonna see it in a nice theater (wife can't see it opening night anyway, so now I can wait to see it with her)

>>91955686
>/tv/ contrarian appears

Like clockwork

>>91955686

t. neet too socially anxious to go to the cinema and has to wait for torrents

>>91955676
the proper term is cuckquean

>>91955770
>quean

I've never understood the weird spelling of this.

>>91955577
I got a good look, it was two of the same species of alien in the first movie, the big brute in the prison that says "check out the new meat".

>>91955770
>you'll never cuckquean gamora with nebula just to make it worse

>>91955856
>tfw no psycho blue bitch GF with a detachable fleshlight hand attachment

>>91955827
That's pretty cool.

>>91953528
I dunno, but I hope Ayesha gets some more screentime in the sequel. And it would be fun to see Him and Her raising hell together.

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>>91955933
>she'll never dominate you while using racial slurs against you since in the Kree caste system the blue skinned ones are superior to the pink skinned ones

>/tv/ thread has people actually talking about the film and full spoilers
>/co/ thread is animu

never change

>>91956353

t. fat/tv/irgin who just wants to read plot details like a pleb

>>91956270
I wanted Nebula to take over the Ravagers crew and become a badass pirate queen.

Seeing Yondu's mates get thrown out the airlock was horrifying

>>91956446
I thought that's where it was going too.

>>91955552
she's T H I C C
>>91956270
cute!
>>91956353
>going on /tv/
>>91956446
same

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These guys better be back in Infinity War or Vol 3.

>>91956481
No kidding though, Nebula gave me some mad feels in this one.

>>91956552
Not before Cosmo becomes a team member.

>>91956552
Was anyone else pleasantly surprised Michele Yeoh is still alive?

>>91956593
She's got a role in the new Star Trek show, if it ever actually happens, so I knew she was still kicking. Totally unexpected to see her in this though.

>>91956552
I didn't realise he was supposed to be Martinex until I read the credits.

>>91956556
Was the back story she gave comic canon?It was pretty heavy.

>>91956686
No.

Hey, so does Mantis stick around and join the team or will my heart be broken?

>>91956767
Yes.

>>91956767

she gets trapped in the friend zone

>>91956767
Yep, she's a Guardian and Drax's daughterfu

>>91956705
I should really read more cosmic stuff. I only ever read DnA's huge run before seeing the first GotG movie.

>>91950083
>>91950147
>>91950168
The actor is James Gunn's brother, Anon.

>>91956767
She's credited on IMDb for Infinity War, not that that's ever 100% reliable.

oh yeah, another thing
>700 portals scene
>Stan Lee says he used to work in Federal Express
>he was a postman in Fantastic Four, don't remember whether he was FedEx though
MCU F4 confirmed?

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>you'll never give her the love she needs to be whole again

>>91956884
I think he was referring to delivering a package to Tony Stank

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>>91956552
Hello Hela

>>91956909

What's with Gunn and bringing these random ass animals on set?

The raccoons I get but the meerkats?

I think I saw another picture where he had like a god damn tapir or something too.

>>91956909
Is that a meerkat? Why was there a meerkat on set?

>>91956922
oh yeah, forgot about that

>>91956855

I read an interview with the actress where she was talking about being hyped to work with all the other MCU actors, so she'll be in it unless she gets edited out or something gay

>>91956884

Stan Lee CONFIRMED to be The One Above All who is so powerful he exists in all Marvel films even if Marvel Studio's doesn't have the rights to them

>>91956884
I hope someone gave him a ride home.

Nebula is probably gonna be the one who deals the final blow to Thanos, it feels like that's what they're setting up.

>>91955226
Wait John Crichton was in the movie? I didn't notice. Who was he?

Got to admit, I had a little jolt of joy when I saw the Watchers

>>91956552

Okay so who the fuck are these guys?

t. casual

>>91957040
The Sovereign general.

>>91957034

Isn't that how it goes in the original comic arc?

>>91957065
OG Guardians from 1969. The ones from the future who came back to our present and became honorary Avengers. They're missing Yondu and a thousand year old Wonder Man but it's them.

>>91957040
The Sovereign admiral. The guy who was talking to Ayesha when the Guardians were eloping from the Sovereign planet.

He might be your father, but he ain't your daddy

Tears were shed /co/mrades.

>>91957125

Even the robot and the snake guy?

>>91957065

the original Guardians of the Galaxy team from the 60s

Stakar (Sylvester Stallone) and Aleta Ogord (Michelle Yeoh) can merge to form a super being, Martinex (Michael Rosenbaum) can project extreme hot and cold, Charlie-27 (Ving Rhames) is super strong and durable, Mainframe (Miley Cyrus) is a super inteligent AI and Krugarr is a sorcerer supreme

>>91957065
Big guy and mirror man are OG Guardians of the Galaxy.

Sly and Yeoh's characters have both taken up the mantle of Starhawk at some point, who've also been GotG members

I'm not sure about the robot and red guy

Starhawk, big guy and mirror man through time travel shenanigans are members of Guardians 3000, a GotG in the future.

>>91957226
>Krugarr is a sorcerer supreme

Well that explains why he was using the same magic shit Strange was using in the movie.

>>91951511
You want your film to go to the weaker markets first because audiences tend to be more willing to see a film not knowing what it is about
and according to the Sony leaks some believe their is a "superiority"itch where they can get other people's money if they tell them they can gloat to burger land they saw it first

>>91956968

based Stan "OUA" Lee

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stan_Lee#Film_and_television_appearances

>>91957277

inb4 they swap it back over to other markets having to wait once they realize Americans just watch cam rips

How is there this huge interstellar community with trillions of people, and lots of them human, but Earth doesn't seem to know a damn thing about it?

>>91957593

it's probably illegal (under Nova Corps jurisdiction or something) to visit Earth because we're not advanced enough yet (like how it's illegal to go and bother the Sentinelese people)

>>91957593
Humanoid. Xandarians might look human but biologically they're not. Most of the Earthlings out there like Quill saw all the hot alien snatch on offer and never looked back. Earth's basically a rural armpit as far of the rest of the universe is concerned, the only thing marking them out is how the Asgardians and other Celestial pantheons used to vacation there. Earth is basically some shitty Mexican spring break town where the gods came to get shitfaced and fuck the local girls. We're bush league. Which makes it the perfect hiding place for Infinity Stones, and why the Avengers' first victory was so unexpected. It was like a modern army invading a pygmy smurf village and five smurfs started effortlessly kicking the shit out of the troops.

>>91957811
>It was like a modern army invading a pygmy smurf village and five smurfs started effortlessly kicking the shit out of the troops.

thank you for that wonderful image

>>91957085
>>91957132
Huh, legit didn't realize it was him. Must have been the gold paint.

>>91957593

Big difference between human and humanoid alien.

Watch some Farscape.

>>91957811
>>91957955
So Quill is the only terran we see? I guess I forgot about the Xandarians.

>>91958026
>So Quill is the only terran we see?

So far, yeah I guess.

>>91955552
>>91955606
I loved how it really looked like a classic B-Movie Sci-Fi most of the time.

So the Church of Universal Truth aren't the badguys?

Shame.

>>91958167
The Sovereign were fucking great aesthetic wise, pure 60's sci-fi.

Loved it. One of the best MCU sequels so far.

>>91956552
Love how they're not neglecting the whole GotG mythos.

>>91956582
Gunn keeps teasing the fuck out of him. GotG1 had him cameo in appearance and then in the GotG2 credits, he gets one of the biggest picture frames in the credit roll.

Come on Gunn. The hell are you doing?!

>>91958226
The ending teases the birth of Adam Warlock, he's coming in Infinity War or Guardians 3 at the absolute latest.

>>91958278

Maybe he thinks he's already pushing it with the talking raccoon.

Psychic Russian doggo may be too much.

>>91958326
I think Gunn said that Adam won't show up in Infinity War, but that the character will be important to the continued cosmic Marvel stuff. So, Vol. 3 is the safe bet.

>>91957593
Earth is a backwater planet that, without Stark, hasn't even broken through into space travel yet.

There's plenty of planets like Earth I'm sure but the Infinity Stone bullshit is making it brighten like a lightbulb to everyone in the galaxy.

>>91956552
Have you got a webm of the shot where Kraglin is tearing up and dunking his chest?

>>91958344
With all the whacky stuff introduced in GotG2, I don't think a talking raccoon is pushing it anymore.

>>91958515
No, a talking raccoon is definitely not pushing it after a movie in which a giant Pacman golem thwarts Kurt Russel from committing mass interplanetary rape.

>>91958226

Church of Universal Truth requires their own film. Something for volume 3 I guess; I wonder what Queen songs would fit them, as I'm noticing a considerable lack of it in the soundtracks.

Besides, you need someone who can top Ego's genocide attempt, and Ayesha isn't really good enough for that in the MCU, which is a bit of a shame seeing as Debicki might be able to pull it off

>>91957811

>five smurfs started effortlessly kicking the shit out of the troops.

Dammit, now I really, really want that Discworld cartoon.

>>91958464

that was a good shot but for some reason not in the shitty camrip I have, maybe too emotional for subhuman russians

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Who is your ayylmaofu, /co/?

>>91959057

all four at the same time + rocket

>>91959057
Give me robo-whores. If they're good enough for Yondu, they're good enough for me

Ask a mexican for spoilers about GotG Vol. 2

>>91959057
gotta be mantis

>>91959057
Nebula or Mantis. I can teach them both love in different ways.

>>91959057
Mantis and only Mantis.

This was so forgettable

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It's called Zune, it's what everybody is listening to now a days.

It has 300 songs.

>>91963583
I laughed at this and no one else seemed to even get it.

>>91944777

I have the feeling that they will mock on the Suicide Squad.

I appreciated that alot of the scenes repeated in trailers and tv spots were actually a little different in the film, a few bits missing completely.

Just downloaded the Cam when exactly is the watcher scene in the movie?

>>91964094

I thought it was straight product placement

actually what is the joke, what's a zune, is the joke that modern day digital players have like 10,000 songs?

>>91965933
horrible product placement just like the fucking Ford car

>>91965920
about an hour and 16 minutes in and then at the very end you see them again

>>91965994
>>91965933
It might not be product placement, the Zune was fully discontinued as of 2012. I think it's the "modern" walkman. They probably picked the zune because the ipod product line is still being produced.

but, the blatant dairy queen advertising could mean otherwise

>>91965933

The joke is how terribly the Zune bombed when it came out. It was Microsoft's attempt to beat out Apple.

>>91965933
>>91965994
The Zune was a huge flop and isn't even being made any more. The whole joke is that the hip new thing everyone's listening to was never hip, isn't new, and no one listens to it.

>>91965933
It's hard to be product placement for a product that no longer exists. Which is why it was found in a JUNK shop

>>91944777
>>91945306
>>91947450
>>91948000
Rose telling Steven that she gave Greg a brain tumor gave me chills

>>91966747
>The whole joke is that the hip new thing everyone's listening to was never hip, isn't new, and no one listens to it.

I had a feeling it'd be something like that when they brought out the Zune and I was thinking 'the what?'

>Rocket only spoke up against the Sovereign High Priestess after she insulted Quill

Kawaii

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>>91944777
Pretty Fucking good, this and Avengers 3 are the only Cape movies I'm looking forward to and GOG 2 didn't disappoint. A shame pic related didn't become the final team tho

>>91959057
Mantis, duh.

Anyone with any ounce of taste will pick her.

>>91953847
>>91953929
>That's been a huge problem with Marvel movies for a while now.
Fuck you all. Banters is one of the reason I fucking love the MCU movies. Don't you dare ruining it by complaining about it.

>>91954685
>>Celestials are actually hinted at in the first movie and shown in their classic giant armor
>>Ego is a Celestial too
>Boooooooo
What's the problem with that?

>>91954393
>>91954442
Thanos only want to fug Death.

>>91954591
>somehow
Literally the whole reason for her being there is that she can manipulate emotions and helps Ego sleep
All she said is that she never met anyone outside of that one person

i'm not up to date on the lore, but are all the celestials dead? why didn't they stop ego ?

>>91967358
>>91966747
How does a Zune work? Were the songs all pre-loaded or was Peter able to put all his old music in it from the clones in the Ravager ship?

>>91971807
Ego thought he was alone for long time. So he might have been the last Celestial still alive, concealing his true nature.

>>91959057
Mantis but Ayesha really makes my dick golden.

>>91954685
>>91970719
Don't think Ego was ever a Celestial in comics so that was a huge difference, also from what he was saying, he was left and abandoned in outer space, so he would have no idea what a Celestial would look like as he was living in space alone for millions of years.

>>91971807
No idea. There's always a mystery to Celestials. Usually, the case is that they are usually somewhere else in the unknown reaches in space, creating and experimenting new planets.

And only return to their experiments to judge whether they should continue or existing or exterminated. Perfect set up for a non-Galactus Avenger movie.

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>>91966614

absolutelly not haram and bullocks. Zune is picked because accord the storyline Yandu was on earth again in a time when Zune was popular. aditionally there was not much music digitalised back then. just saying "mp3" mean paying fees to some germany company.


i laughted my arce off when i saw the Kurt the Russ. he is still in great shape even got shorter.

I thought it was great. Much better, plot-wise, than the first. Great designs, great characters. Everyone had enough screen time, which is impressive.

My only issues are that some of the humor was forced, like those banter scenes which felt like a child trying to stretch a joke because you didn't laugh at the first punchline. The effects were very noticeable sometimes, but I can get past that.

Also, minor nitpick : Ego thought "Imma create what I think extra egostrial life might look like" and he made a human form instead of an insect or weird bobbly looking thing. Of course it's for plot purposes, but in universe it's a bit on the nose and human-centric.

Also I had a good lauch at the Sovereign ships, because that kind of "video game" warfare is something I thought would be neat to do to avoid death during war, except I was around ten, and the adults of my family thought that was a dumb idea from a stupid geeky boy.
Soon after that, America started using drones more and more.

>>91954202
*slaps chest twice*

>>91954591
She knows she has them because sshe uses them on Ego. That's an actual plot point.

>>91955187
Even I went "hell yeah he is!"

The reveals about the skeletons in the cave and Quill's mom were pretty shocking.

>>91972149
>How does a Zune work? Were the songs all pre-loaded or was Peter able to put all his old music in it from the clones in the Ravager ship?
ZUNE was technologically superior to the ipod at the time. But it wasn't as stylish and is badly marketed.

Microsoft made the mistake in thinking they just need "better hardware". That is never enough when you are talking about a mainstream consumer device. They failed to make ZUNE cool to own, so it died. That's all there is to it.

>>91973167
The Quill part especially. He was very clearly a sociopath, but this was a great way to cement how much of a monster he was.

>>91972636
>so he would have no idea what a Celestial would look like as he was living in space alone for millions of years.
>>91972636
He met other space civilisation, though. That's like, an huge plot point in the movie. And several of those civilisation knew about Celestial, so it's quite possible he simply joined the dots together and figured it out.

>>91973066
>and he made a human form instead of an insect or weird bobbly looking thing.
Aren't Celestial known for toying with Humanity? I thought they were the reason there were so many humanoid in the universe. It might have been a instinctive development, through genetic remembrance.

>>91973408
I meant more in the beginning when he came into consciousness as a living being.

He wouldn't have any idea what a Celestial would look like. I also believe he mentioned that it took him millions of years before he found life?

So by the time he would find out what a Celestial would look like, he was already comfortable with whatever form he was in.

>>91973431
Pretty much. The whole humanoid thing is just a product of B-movie scifis as they never had the makeup, props or budget to make outwardly alien things so the excuse is that the humanoid form is the preferred form for evolution.

>>91973431
Well this version of him wasn't a humanoid and had never seen any (or didn't remember). besides he used the same form to seduceand fuck different species, while he could have changed forms.

Again, it's minor as fuck. I just noticed and it made me go "eh."

>>91973458
>He wouldn't have any idea what a Celestial would look like.
My point is, maybe he didn't found out he was a celestial before interacting with civilisations.

>>91973522
>Well this version of him wasn't a humanoid and had never seen any (or didn't remember).
Hence why I am talking of genetic remembrance, he know about the human shape because his celestial parent where big fans of it and he got an instinctive attraction to through genetic heritage.

>>91973556
I could see that

>>91965933
The joke is that the Zune was basically dead on arrival since it was basically just a shittier iPod and hasn't been relevant in years because it bombed so hard.

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>>91973556
The meme?

>>91956552
WHERE IS MAJOR VICTORY

>>91958226
I was under the impression that the Sovereign were stand-ins for the Church of Universal Truth. The opening was very reminiscent of the opening of the DnA series. I half-expected the batteries to be powered by people.

Did they blow their CG budget on the finale? There were some pretty rough spots early on.

>>91959057

>bug lady
>literal elf in space
>orc lady
>robot lady

I don't know, man

>>91959057
Mantis>Nebula>Gamora>[power gap]>ayesha

>Gaurdians of the Galaxy Vol 3
>Guardians aboard StarHawk's ship
>Quill plugs his ipod
>Haddaway's what is love starts playing
>"What is love baby dont hurt me, dont hurt me no more"
>Stakar starts bobbing his head
>everyone starts bobbing their heads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LFZ7WmB2Dik

>>91945306
>>91947450
Pearl: I'm sorry I didn't do any of it right, Steven. But I'm glad you were my son.

What the fuck is up with the drax has a cuck dad joke?

>My father used to tell us stories of how my mother got impregnated by other warriors every winter solstace

or did i heard it wrong?

>>91976310
You totally heard that wrong, it wasn't even close to that.

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>it's another MCU kills off an OP character movie

RIP Quickslav and Yondu

>>91976310
uh, I remember it being the story of how his father impregnated his mother every solstice

>>91976310
mfw there was a spotify app before the movie where a guy was really into a song and then the camera pans to his mother and she says he was conceived to the same song in the same room on the same table they're having dinner

>>91976283
It's a Star Lord vs Drax fight over who gets to be Cammi's space dad movie

karen gillian made gamora really cute

>>91954199
Tom Lister Jr should be barracuda