Happy Family Thread

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Might as well dump some more posters.

Moms pretty hot. Is there porn of her?

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Last one.

>>91943712
>Sir I'm sorry we couldn't get the Munsters copyright we'll have to cancel the movie.
>No
>B-but sir.
>I SAID NO!

>>91943712
>German People
20 (You)s says that at least one of them will be Gay, tranny, or a muslim.

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>>91944448
Not yet.

>>91945183
Time to wait for Yuri scene of Normal mom and Vamp Mom

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daughter too, for the hell of it

>>91944352
>Gets turned into a vampire.
>Can still walk around in the blazing sunlight

>>91943712
>They piss off Baba Yaga and get turned into monsters.
Holy shit. How many European stories start off with "someone pisses off Baba Yaga"?

>>91943712
Aw shit, form thumbnail I thought it's Hotel Transylvania spin-off with teenage Winnie and I got exited without reasons.

>>91946377
Perhaps it's a warning not piss off the local Baba Yaga?

>>91946377
Do not pursue Baba Yaga

>>91944448
Give it time. Also,
>A vampire with a reflection

>>91943712
>mother is a redhead
>father has brown hair
>daughter is blonde
I know blonde hair is a recessive gene but still...

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>>91945183
this pleases me.

Also I NEED a picture of vampire form mom having her way with normal form.

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>>91945321
i wish to bully her with hieroglyphs.

>>91943712
Looks like a The Sims game cover.

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>>91943712
The flying fuck is 4D supposed to be?

>>91947204
I have a 4D theater near my place so it has like moving chairs, 3D glasses and Odor machine shit.

>>91945183
>>91945321
Hey look, it's the two (four?) reasons why /co/ will care about this film. I fully expect they'll appear in several art threads come October time

>>91943712
>everyone else gets fucked
>mom gets a straight upgrade

Lucky bitch, I says

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>>91945183
Her eyes are red on the left, but blue on the right. They're also red in some promo pictures, and blue in others.

What manner of inconsistency is this. Do they turn red when she wants blood or something?

>>91947236
>Odor machine
Fuck this. This is not something I want ever.

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>>91947236
>odor
>dimension

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>teen girl isn't the werewolf

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>>91947697
but anon if the girl was the werewolf how would she be able to take the knot from her brother?

but i admit i think making the girl a mummy kinda sucks. atleast make her something original or less used like a spider girl, werecat, full fish mermaid/siren, or like a rip off of the ring girl

>>91947928
To be honest all monters desings in this movie kinda suck. The worst is werewolf who looks more like ewok or country bear, and I don't get why they give him a shawl in the monster form. The rest is better, but they just look to human, especial the mom. I get it, it's a style and it's movie for kids, but they could at least make monsters look a bit monstrous.

>>91947391
I don't think so. The mother is good, but the mummy is just meh.

>>91945183
Turning into a vampire caused her to lose some weight.

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>A Frankenstein's Monster named Frank
>They even say he's "Frankenstein"

>>91947683

Whenever I fart everyone goes a few dimensions away from me.

>>91945321
>"Guess I'll die."

>>91943712
Looks watchable. I don't think I could watch it with that dub, though. Maybe in german with subtitles.

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>>91945321
This caters to my highly specific fetish of teenage mummy girls with short hair and loose bandages

Where can I buy a movie ticket

The premise feels like an extremely transparent prompt for some weird monster TF story

>>91945183
>>91945321
Damn, first i thought it would be about a family of monsters trying to live a normal life by using magic to disguise themselves as humans

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>vampire milf
>mummified daughter

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>Milf
>Vampire

Can someone please for the love of god put her in a Vampirella suit.

>>91950470
Yeah, that really threw me off. The lip sync is non existent.

>>91944448
You guys get me. I love you /co/.

>>91953948
I think I could ignore the terrible lack of lipsyncing, but the acting is also really bad and it just takes me out of it, especially with the distracting accents.

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>>91952387
I never knew how much i needed a movie like this in my life.

can some anon get rich enough to make this movie. or pitch it to some studio.

the only thing i would request is there should allways only be at max 2 different kinds of monster in the family (i.e. a vampire marries a were wolf and thier kids are pure either one or mixed vampwolf) and maybe 1 family member is a ghost but thats as far as i will go. stay away from having each member of the family being thier own individual monster

>captcha: cash queen mary
even the captcha agrees

>>91945183
Someone do a "there are two sides of me..." edit.

>>91943712
I wanna fuck that dog

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Based on a novel

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Truly Scary.

>>91943712
They already fucked up...who gives a shit about a teenage MALE werewolf?

>>91957127
Why do I find that mummy design so hilarious

Also
>Go for the super obvious Frank = Frankenstein pun for the dad
>Don't have the Mommy be the Mummy

>>91959361
Are you telling me you dont want to see the kid knot the mom, you're a pleb anon.

>>91959176
He's a shota, not a teen

>no one post the dad or the son

>>91947627
its the thirst for blood

>>91945183
>>91945261

Manyakis style self fucking fuck I want this.