Voltron - Pidgemon edition.

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>>91938227
No, cats are.

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Man, this Klancefag really fucking hates Keith.

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>>91939034
Just ignore those retards from dumblr, anon.

>>91939034
They're always spamming bullshit in the Kallura tags. It's gotten worse after Shalluragate.

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>>91938227
Since Black lion with wings was able to defeat Zarkon....I think yes.

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gotta love the mice

>>91939034
Fuck that cunt. I always see them posting anti-Kallura garbage and it's weird how many Klancers hate Keith.

Thank you for saving this thread. This thing had almost fallen to page 9 before bumping.

>>91939080
It's a bad OP is why.

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>Wah~! Onii-chan, it's so big!

>>91939182
Please don't post ever again

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Allura is such a cute character but hell, it looks like more than half of all her fans are crazy.

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>>91939184

>>91939225
What? Did the roaches do anything new recently?

>>91939080
I was actually thinking of letting it die because of how stupid OP sounds but that would be the waste of a thread.

>>91939106
Yeah, it's trash. Bitch is fresh from tumblr.

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>>91939071
blue's a little asshole

>>91939262
These threads basically serve as generals. We never actually keep on topic anyways.

>>91939071
>We are making a show about lion robots that combine into a giant humanoid robot
>You know what we need? Mice!

I wonder what was driving the man who introduced mice first.

>>91939312
The Voltron threads do not need to be made every single day.

What are we discussing?

>>91939339
Shipping drama.

>>91939339
what teenaged tumblr users are complaining about it

>>91939339
How many dicks Lotor can take up the ass simultaneously.

I can ship anything, but I can't ship Pidge. She's unshippable.

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>>91939339

>>91939374
I think 4.

>>91939374
At least 30.

>>91939387
>>91939396
>>91939374
fuck you all Lotor is pure and sweet and great

>>91939387
Are you kidding me? Lotor is a turboslut. He has Galra horniness and Altean shapeshifting.

>>91939396
Triple that amount.

>>91939415
Lotor can concentrate all his shapeshifting in the rectal area. His asshole becomes a blackhole.

>>91939429
Not only does he have shapeshifting powers but assuming he is of royal descent, Lotor has powerful genetic magic. Lotor can also create wormholes. He can fuck through time and space.

>>91939444
What if Lotor's anus IS the wormhole.

>>91939387
No, 4 is far too low. If we're talking about humans, the general maximum amount of penis that can be fit into an anus is about 3. Lotor is Altean and Galra. He is bigger bodied than humans and he has magical powers.

>>91939452
>you stick your dick in lotor's ass
>your dick travels through all of space-time
>your dick has seen everything in the universe
>your dick reaches enlightenment

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On a scale of One to Keith, how slutty is Shiro?

>>91939467
Three is the correct answer but only because it's difficult to have more than three men positioned there at the same time.

Technically, if you do the math then a man with enough stretching can take in six dicks.

>>91939512
I guess this means 6 cocks is the limit for Keith?

>>91939512
Would Lotor be able to take in more dick if he shapeshifted his ass?

>>91939543
Lotor can makes his anus a hammerspace compartment.

>>91939529
Seems that way until we get to see what his Galra powers can do.

Lotor confirmed bigger slut than Keith with science.

>>91939414
I can't wait for the Lotor woobifcation.

>>91939317
It was the 80s, and japan, and animal mascots were common

>>91939623
The fans won't have to do it. Lauren's fujo powers will make him a woobie in canon.

>>91939646
I hope they don't go too far. I still want him to be irredeemably evil sack of shit.

>>91939705
He'll be evil at first and than they'll pull a lighter Zuko.

>>91939477
>your dick gets thorn off by the pull of the blackhole
>it flies into the interdimensional space Lotor keeps the other thousand Galra dicks floating around as trophies

>>91939482
.5 Keiths.

>>91939587
Lotor may have the genetic advantage, but Keith has more perseverance and flair.

>>91939911
>flair
Autism is stylish now?

>>91939933
That's what Keithfags believe.

>>91939933
The Galra audience can't get enough of that retard moe.

>keitorfags dedicating time to analyze anus capacity

why

>>91939995
Keitorfags are the best.

>>91939995
Because someone has to do it eventually.

>>91939995
We want the fanfiction to be accurate.

What a shit thread.

>>91940025
>complains about shit thread only making it more shitty

Everytime.

>>91940025
Only because OP is a faggot.

>>91939705
In the end Lotor will either die or get a redemption.

>>91940025
Would you prefer talking about how many jars of peanut butter Pidge can fit in her vagina?

>>91940072
Let's do the math!

>>91940072
That's not any better anon.

>>91940072
But what about the eels

>>91940106
Fuck you for reminding me of that porno.

>>91940096
Depends on the jar size but I estimate one or two.

>>91940106
But what about the mice?

>>91940131
Allura already keeps them safe in her vagina.

>>91940096
NO PIDGE IS PURE

>>91940116
There's a porno about eel stuffing? Asking for a friend.

>>91940145
Full of pure carnal love for peanut butter.

>>91940144
They live happily there. Cova will never find them.

>>91940187
Allura full of mice.
Lotor full of dicks.
Shiro full of smokes.

>>91940201
Pidge full of peanut butter.
Hunk full of food.
Lance full of farts.

>>91940201
>>91940214
Voltron Nursery Rhymes: First Edition.

>>91940232
Keith full of spaghetti.

>>91940243
Keith full of emo.

>>91940255
Emo is not tangible. You can still bottle farts.

>>91940307
Shoplifted My Chemical Romance t shirts and black eyeliner is tangible.

>>91940336
Keith stuffs MCR merch up his ass then?

>>91939569
I started cracking up the idea of Lotor pulling out his weapons from his ass.

>>91940348
One day the other paladins go in the lounge and Keith is there just chilling in an MCR t shirt. No one asks where he was keeping it all this time.

>>91940371
Keith just can't compete.

>>91940393
He just has to get in more practice.

>>91940371
But Lotor's sword is almost as big as himself...

>>91940411
>Zarkon wipes away a tear from his eye and beams with pride

Is it weird that I like the slut-off AU because it's the only one where Zarkon actually cares for Lotor?

>>91940471
Nope. You're very pure, anon.

>>91940471
It had to happen sometime.

>>91940471
Zeithfags tried to ruin it with their stepmom AU but we do our best to ignore it.

>>91940471
That's a really good reason. But it's just a funny concept in general. I also love it for magnificent bastard Coran.

>>91940510
Coran was a corrupt cop in Keitor Kidney Quest AU too, right?

>>91940520
Yes, turns out he's been covering tracks for the Altean gang.

>>91940520
Everybody in the city trusts Coran. He is seen as a hero but he actually works for the Altean gang in secret. He has undying loyalty to Don Alfor.

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>>91940542
Coran is always the chessmaster. A powerful motherfucker.

>>91940411
Don't forget his giant shield!

>>91940558
>Hunk is blackmailed by the Altean gang and cooking for them against his will
>Lance the drug dealer is running away from the cops after a decoy deal set up by Coran and runs into Hunk's restaurant
>Hunk finds Lance hiding inside his freezer
>Hunk and Lance begin their own mission to get rid of all mobsters

>>91940558
He's the reason they've been able to keep the rundown motel where they store the whores a secret for so long. He gets free samples too.

>>91940603
>Hunk and Lance want to kill Coran especially...but they need a plan

>>91940520
Who stole Lotor's kidney and why was it the Holts, a family of experimental plastic surgeons?

>>91940636
>Lance and Hunk steal a super cool car known as the Kaltenecker
>They need to rob a bank to fund their mission

>>91940667
>Lance starts using Catholicism as an excuse for vigilantism
>Lance is a Boondock saint

>>91940654
Are they are a part of a conspiracy?

>>91940690
They want to use the kidney to create an ubermensch. Little did they know that ubermensch already exists. He is Mayor Shiro's thirteenth son he had with his gay lover mistress Slav.

>>91940709
>Slav in a sexy dress singing Happy Birthday Mister Mayor is how Shiro and Slav first met

>>91940654
The Holts are all evil doctors except for Pidge. She left years ago to work at a bank and swindle money from chumps.

>>91940746
>Hunk and Lance try to rob the bank but are stopped by Pidge
>They think she will report them
>But she asks to join them instead
>They refuse
>Pidge threatens to call the cops on them so they oblige

>>91940709
No, they wanted the kidney as a replacement for Don Alfor's who drank his kidneys to death on Altean vodka. Both he and Lotor are a rare bloodtype match.

>>91940759
>Lance wants to stop being bossed around by drug lords and become a hero
>Hunk wants to save his restaurant and live out his days peacefully with his girlfriend Shay
>Pidge just wants money and fun

>>91940766
Why won't Allura give up her kidney? Why are the Holts loyal to the Alteans? Did Coran do this?

>>91940771
>Pidge rebels against her parents by getting into robots instead of biology.

>>91940736
This gave my head a weird image.

>>91940780
Why would you weaken your mob princess when you can fuck over an enemy in the process.

>>91940783
Pidge maintains the security bots at the bank. She knows a lot about making robots and making cash. She's the mix of /sci/ and /biz/ without the bullshit.

>>91940771
>The trio ride off in Kaltenecker

>>91940800
I bet everyone spoils Allura and she doesn't do shit

>>91940780
The Holts are loyal to whoever pays the most and gives them the most interesting projects.

>>91940836
She wears her signature huge fur coat to every meeting.

>>91940780
Coran orchestrated everything
>Keith and Lotor are looking for the kidney.
>Lance and Hunk have a grudge against Coran for screwing up their lives.
>Pidge is related to this because the Holts have been hired by Coran to take the kidney.

When Lotor and Keith originally set off on their adventure, they think the kidneythieving was done by a small time blackmarket organ harvesting setup. Only by following the twisting trail are they led to Coran and Alfor, the mob boss who has been mysteriously missing for the past year.

>>91940836
Alfor and Zarkon used to consider each other famiglia and their kids played with each other. Lotor still has a crush on Allura but she hates him.

>>91940880
But Throk killed Bara!! ;_;

>>91940903
That's only what Throk wants you to think! Bara faked his own death.

>>91940850
>Allura wears sparkly jewellery all the time
>She carries around her space mice in her pink handbag
>She is racist as fuck

>>91940924
>The bad blood goes back to Lotor accidentally hurting Allura on the playground when they were kids.

>>91940917
>Throk secretly wants to become the next don and make Bara his underboss
>Throk wants to gain favor with Zarkon
>Zarkon hated Bara and has a feeling that Throk's is up to something
>Zarkon orders Throk to kill Bara to prove his loyalty
>Throk couldn't do it and wanted to kill himself instead
>Bara stopped him and faked his own death
>But he made it look like Throk killed him
>Zarkon doesn't suspect a thing

I didn't expect this thread get so active while I was preparing lunch. Do you not sleep, you crazy motherfuckers? Or are we full of eurotrash?

>>91940924
She takes the mice to a mouse spa and has a dedicated mouse maid.

>>91941007
It's 9 in the morning here. I'm enjoying breakfast /vld/.

>>91940961
>Keith and Lotor running around for a kidney and uncovering secrets
>Alfor is in the hospital and needs the kidney
>Allura is a bitch who spends her money on materialistic bullshit
>Pidge, Hunk, Lance together on a mission but for different reasons
>Shiro the gay mayor with secret lover Slav who doesn't know how to handle all this crime
>Throk and Bara want to overthrow Zarkon
>Coran the corrupt cop who is behind EVERYTHING
>Holts are evil plastic surgeons who use the ubermensch excuse as a cover-up

What's Zarkon doing?

>>91941028
Zarkon is plotting to finally take over Altean territory. Is why Alfor's illness was kept secret.

>>91941028
>Haggar at the spa because she's fed up with the mafia garbage

>>91941048
>Haggar and Allura both go to Lush and reach for the same bath bomb at the same time
>Cat fight ensues

>>91941028
Coran is blackmailing Shiro. He has compromising pictures of Shiro with the whores from his wilder days.

>>91941066
Or just him making out with Slav.

>>91941072
>Coran has a photo of Shiro with his hand on Slav's thigh...or is it his arm? It doesn't matter.

>>91941058
Please, it would be at the Barneys cosmetics counter. At the very lowest Blue Mercury or Space.nk.

>>91941082
>Coran ordered the mooks to take photos of Shiro and Slav fucking

>>91941097
A scandal would break out if people found out Shiro had thirteen illegitimate children with a muppet

>>91941028
>Keith keeps having Memento style flashback to his whore days with every new criminal they run into. Those times are mostly a haze of drugs and dick to him.

>>91941121
Also Slav was an intern.

>>91941174
His dresses have a lot of strange white stains.

>>91941126
>Keith thinks he is damaged because his ass can fit 6 dicks

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>ywn be vld staff
>ywn leak then quickly delete a s3 spoiler on twitter

>>91941281
>Lotor reassures Keith that he is fine just the way he is
>Lotor tells him his ass can fit 531

>>91941290
Go away, Alex, you absolute mad man.

>>91941298
Keith still has the Altean brand tattooed on his ass.

>>91941290
NIce edit, I almost believed before noticing the fork

>>91941344
>Keith decides to get the tattoo removed

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>>91941363
Heh, I was wondering how quick it'd be noticed. I was gonna switch it to mac n cheese before getting bored.

On that note, any requests for some quickie edits, /vld/? Just don't sauce back here if you repost them to tumblr as a troll, duh.

>>91941387
He desperately wants to remove the mark of a dark past but doesn't have the money on the cleaner's salary to do it. At the end, after close credits, Lotor takes him to the removal clinic himself. It's symbolic.

>>91941433
More Garrison days, maybe? It's very cute.

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>>91939071
uh huh

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>>91939071

>>91941768
Why does Haggar in a Shiro suit want to eat the mice?

>>91941992
That's Cova in a Shiro-mecha.

>>91941290
>im thinking about thos brusel spouts

>>91942099
Cova in a Shiro mecha will be an episode in season 4.

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>Be me
>Ask in yesterday's thread if we should make a new one once it dies
>Someone says to just wait, so I do
>Look through /co/
>See this thread
>mfw
I expected to see this later, it's better to post it around 5:00PM. Then again, different timezones I suppose.

>>91943614
A new AU got fleshed out in the meantime with the Euros so it's not all bad.

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freshest keitor content

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I found out deviantart has a lot of good Voltron art, you won't fing on tumblr. Also, tons of "what-the-actual-fuck" art.

>>91943732
Is that genderbent Lance and Hunk?

>>91943732
Deviantart is a cesspit of terrible self inserts. Unless this is just a crossover from a show i've never seen.

>>91943783
I thought they were just OCs judging from the female sjw haircut.

>>91943783
No. That's, my friends, a long time forgotten craft of Mary Sue.

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>>91943732
You have to take in the bad with the good.

>>91943855
If this one gets to fuck Keith then who does her friend fuck?

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Good things from Deviantart

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Bad things from Deviantart

>>91944111
>Allura's body

Yikes. Her face is good though.

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Ugly things from Deviantart

/vldeviantart/

>>91938227
>those detailed muscles on blaziken
that artist is a pokefucker

>>91944156
She fused with Slav.

>>91944282
The pairing is now called Slallureith.

>>91944276
Are you saying you're not a pokefucker?

>>91944752
nope. quite the contrary. it's just very obvious when they do this stuff.

>>91944955
I see nothing wrong with giving Sexiest Pokemon to Best Boy.

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>>91938227
Found the perfect Allura/Lotor song for the Best Hateship of 2017:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FKuGBLw71g8

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Enjoy it before it gets taken down:

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>>91945021
>sexiest
i respect your opinion, but i disagree.

now to get on topic, i REALLY want voltron to fuse with the castle. it just seems too obvious to me.

>>91945201
>voltron to fuse with the castle
What kind of Lovecraftian nightmare.

>>91945237
If it'll be like TTGL, it becomes a huge Voltron.

>>91939080
It's cuz Klancefags are mostly just Lancefags. They see themselves as Lance & Keith as the "enemy" so shipping Klance means Lance "wins" over Keith. That's why they say shit like "bottom!Lance is racist!" since topping=winning in their idiotic minds.

>Lancefags - will fight to get the best for their fave
>Shirofags - want their fave to take a rest
>Keithfags - want their fave to fuck a wolf

why

>>91946533
>Keithfags - want their fave to fuck a wolf

Certainly not this Keithfag. I want him to take up 7 Galra dicks.

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>>91946311

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>>91946389
their antics are amusing

>>91941290
Cute.

>>91938227
>Keith
>Not Incineroar
0/10

>>91946577
i want his lower intestines to become infested with gigantic sentient spaceworms that keep sliding out to sass him and make snarky comments

>>91946533
>http://archiveofourown.org/works/10696728/chapters/23768199

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>>91946577
7 wolf dicks.

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>>91946726
>tfw no Voltron/Drainage City crossover

>>91946761
I hope this wolf fucked him.

>>91946680
Shada should make Lance's voice flirty and sincere around Pidge and Allura all the time and just annoyed around Keith.

>>91946761
Seven wolf dicks is pleb tier. Galra dicks are superior.

>>91946726
...Futurama reference?

>>91946782
Of course he did.

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>>91946816
as much as he despises his fanbase he's still a lancefag who wants the best for lance.

i'm just waiting on the day when he will personally destroy the klance fandom

>>91946680
Have people started shipping the VAs yet?

>>91946920
>muh free country of Klance

>>91946737
>the art

>>91946778
>tfw Shiro will never have the rest of his limbs removed and become the living shell for a giant snail husbando
>tfw Lance will never be forced to incubate valuable parasite eggs that cause his genitals to mutate horrifically
>tfw Hunk will never be held captive in the back of a bar and force-fed gross mushrooms that turn his fluids into a potent liquor
>tfw Allura will never transform into a gigantic futa monster and use her saliva to permanently glue Keith onto her megacock, continuously impregnating him and forcing him to give birth through his mutated penis
>tfw Pidge will never have her vaginal cavity stretched to hold several gallons of booze and work as a living fuck-keg at the bar where Hunk is held captive

>>91946892
Knotted him up good.

>>91946928
You know some weird fucker surely wrote Shada\Yeun fics.

>>91946958
>become the living shell for a giant snail husbando

Wait am I reading this correctly?

>>91946958
Season 6 is wild.

>>91946976
Someone should take one for the team and look through the Klance fics on archive for Shada/Yeun

>>91946959
And then tried to move away too soon because Keith didn't realize you need a spotter if you're going to fuck a wolf.

>>91947054
Wouldn't that just make his anus gape more?

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>>91946680
This cringey fuck harasses him way too much.

>>91946997
It's a manga classic.

>>91947085
Even the ones that aren't that one Klancefag (who hates Keith) are pretty annoying. Lance this, Lance that, all over his posts even if it's non-VLD related.

It's a sharp contrast to the "Adventure Time helped me through a lot of sad times & you always made me laugh! ^_^" comments.

>>91947085
Used to be people had to do their stalking by mail.

>>91947085
>checks her account to see if she's a troll
>she's real
Poor Jeremy, this is probably why he's more tight lipped about mentioning Keith and Lance in the same sentence in recent interviews and podcasts.

>>91947156
According to her, she thinks he's tight-lipped because he might let "slip" that Klance will be endgame & Dreamworks doesn't want that.

>>91947144
Hope Jeremy gets famous enough to write memoirs so we can hear all about it in 50 years time.

>>91947085
She's going to be Lancekin in Voltron house, isn't she?

>>91947087
You're going to have to sauce me on that, because something different happens in Uzumaki.

>>91947156
At least if we see Keith and Lance suddenly getting a lot more friendly interactions in the upcoming comic, we'll know Dreamworks is fanpandering.

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>>91947156
>>91947147
>>91947144
We saw last night she has a tumblr and regularly talks about the cast members like she knows them and they're her cheeky mates who are gently teasing klance.
This person is 100% likely to try to start a Voltron House and/or physically assault a cast member at a con.

>>91947224
https://myanimelist.net/manga/21193/Gesuigai

>>91947278
Will she be able to start her own Voltron House or will she have to kidnap some 'kins?

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>>91947265
If I were in charge of any part of voltron content creation, i'd make sure to give Lance a girlfriend and explicitly say "i'm straight" in canon, and almost annihilate all Lance + Keith interactions outside of groups out of pure spite for how shitty the fans treat the cast and crew.

>>91947265
friendly interactions ain't happening until Lance gets over his insecurities in S3.

>>91947329
She's too spergy to lure them in with a normie facade.

>>91947445
>there will never be a Voltron House escape text based adventure.

>>91947390
You would hopefully never get that much power in a creative project if you were that easily baited and unprofessional.

>>91947548
Have you seen what industry people do.

>>91945237
come on, it has 4 small parts and 1 big part. it's basically confirmed

>>91947548
>industry "professionals"
>not petty and unprofessional as all fuck

>>91947390

Or you could be a professional and stick with your plan of not really focusing on romance of any kind. Being that dumb and spiteful is Voltron Force shit

>>91947548
>>91947606
t. Klancers

>>91947390

>wanting to feed Klancers' persecution complexes

I think Shada has implied Lance will eventually find a girlfriend though. Deep down, I hope it's Pidge, but the more probable case is that it'll be the mermaid from S02E02 or a new character.

>>91947681
It's Merla.

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>>91947606
>>91947548
This may shock you, but i'm really just an average fan who hates how shitty these boatloads of lancefags are to the cast/crew and simply wish great frustration upon them.

>>91947647

My post was talking about them not caring about romance whatsoever, because they're busy focusing on things like character development and making the show entertaining. How does that signal Klancer to you? Are you stupid?

>>91947681
>not finding their twitter/tumblr meltdowns over imagined discriminations to be comedy gold

>>91947606
>Being that dumb and spiteful is Voltron Force shit

I didn't watch much of it because of the OCs, but tell me what you mean by this?

>>91947716
That's exactly the kind of thing a Klancer would say if they were trying to hide their Klance agenda.

>>91947739

Voltron Force had an episode dedicated to talking about how great the new cadet OCs were, and how people who don't like them (read: a character they made who was a blatant strawman for older Voltron fans) are dumb.

>>91947744
Wait a minute...how do we know YOU aren't a Klancer, trying to pin the blame on somebody else...exactly the sort of thing a Klancefag would do.

>>91947810
Does Klancer blood attack back when you shock it with a live wire? We're going to have to get everyone together in a room and....

>>91947804
Wow that's petty as fuck. Good thing everyone saw through that show for what it was: hot garbage.

I would have given it more chances if it were not for the Donut Steels. Larmina offended me the most because Allura didn't have any siblings, but now apparently she did.

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>>91947738

I do. I just want their discrimination to stay imagined so they look more foolish. Actual discrimination would give them a morsel of credibility.

Although, to be honest, I don't got as big a hateboner for Klance as the fujos do. Pance isn't really attacked by them as hard as they attack Seith or Kallura, and I mostly just browse the Pidge tag on tumblr, so the worst I usually see from Klancers is them doing Pidge into a tranny cheerleader for klance. Which is kind of annoying but that's what the block option is for.

>>91947706
Trying to out-retard them is not the answer though.

It's like these threads have been reaching a new level of degeneracy every time I come back recently.

>>91948551
When there's absolutely nothing new going on all that's left is fandom shit. We discussed all the 3 theories the series has, and one got jossed before the season even airing.

>>91947087
I first saw the slugcat story on /b/ a million years ago and it changed my life

the kinky side if the vld fandom has a disturbing lack of wacky xeno/symbiote stuff like that

>>91948672
To be fair that "inside the black lion" thing was dumb.

>>91948551
It's how it works with Netflix shows. We've discussed everything worth a shit, so thread quality has begun to drastically drop lately.

We won't have anything decent until SDCC.

>>91948688
Going back to >>91946958
>A parasite morphs Lance into a mollusk who then turns Keith into a living shell.
Instant fic.

>>91948725
On the flip side if we had a regular airing format there would be more time to chew on each episode, and there would be about a thousand more useless fan theories about dumb shit kicking around.

>Baku arrives on a meteor and has mind control powers
>Lions made from a meteor and have telepathic powers
>omg are they related!?! read my 20K word blog post to find out
etc.

I can't say I'm not thirsty as hell for official content though.

>>91949419
>and there would be about a thousand more useless fan theories about dumb shit kicking around.
Dear lord this would be a blessing.

>read my 20K word blog post to find out
I hate this so much. That stupid Matt leak made people write novels over this.

>>91949419
Imagine having to sit through Keith's character development in season 1 or Lance and Hunk's in season 2 if you were watching it episode by episode.

>>91949482
i love the theory novels done by diagnosed autists, because they almost always hit on a few really salient points or nail interesting pieces of characterization, only to turn around and completely misread how those things relate to the story and whiff on 100% of their theories

homestuck was like a siren song to these people, and they are comedy treasures

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>>91949789
>crackpot homestuck theories
bladekindeyewear discussion on hsg was hysterical. that guy was so up his own ass.

Fresh Pance

>>91949419
I know they release some of their shows in parts, they could release 7 episodes initially then the other 6 a couple weeks later.

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>>91949868
haha oh man, that fucking guy. that radioactive dude is pretty much the chink knock-off bke of the voltron fandom

On a slightly more on-topic note why is it so hard to find good Allura fanart

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>>91950063
Radioactive and Heero-yuy make awful theories.

As for your question, I don't know. Honestly, I feel it's because of Allura's skin color. Because of the "POC" thing, people tend to draw her with stereotypic black features and comes off as offensive and ugly.

>>91950119
And anyone who draws her as dark skinner but white featured gets accused of whitewashing, so people ger discouraged at having a go at her.

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>tfw you find more fanart of altean lance than all the actual alteans on the show combined

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>>91950240
Honestly I hate it when they make her burnt toast and not cinnamon.

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>>91950063
More focus on scoring SJW points than letting her be cute. There's probably some jealousy going on too.

>>91950569
Who doesn't want to be a princess on a castleship with 4 cute guys, a cute tomboy and a gorgeous man?

>>91950119
>Radioactive- Klancer,Shitlluran
>Heero-yuy- Sheith, still thinks its going to happen
>both want Keith and Allura to be related
Gee, I wonder why.

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>>91950642
Because they don't know how to old school anime or joke.

The only reason I run into those guys' theories is because some of the people I follow reblog them.

>>91950642
What if they're all related because Alfor slept around a bit.

Altean Lance, Altean Hunk, Altean Pidge, Altean Shiro, Galra Keith.

>>91950063
Not that many people bother with drawing Allura when most of the artists for vld are fujoshits.

>>91950735
A lot of them probably don't even know how to render a darker skintone. Lance never looks right.

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>>91950638
People so filled with self loathing that they can't even allow themselves to self insert. Their loss.

>>91950897
Imagine being jealous of a cartoon character.

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>>91951039
>not being jealous of the inhabitants of the 2D realm
not sure if newfag or lying to self

>>91951039
Is this your first day at Voltron house? Keep track of your shoes.

>>91951079
>ywn have Slav wrapped around your torso

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>>91951039
You haven't been around long enough
And just a reminder to anyone:
>Ywn get to rub any galra husbando fur

>>91951039
>>91951154
And your bank account. You really don't want to overdraft.

>>91951154
I don't think we are the voltron house, we established that we all live in various different places. Galrafags have a palace, others live in a shack, I think a third group live in the trees?
But we all watch the chaotic tumblr voltron house, and slowly drink our wine.

>>91951221
>>91951154
I'll be the Pidgekin. Being the Pidgekin sounds like the safest option unless the Lancekin makes me take hormones.

>>91951293
Tumblr is the Voltron House anon.

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>>91951163
it isn't fair, it isn't right

>>91951163
Would Slav have the consistency of a condom filled with pudding or an uncooked kielbasa?

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>Hunk will never pick you up and carry you around
>ywn give him a brojob
Just end me.

>>91951448
I don't know what the latter is, so I'll go with the former.

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>>91951293
Sheithfags live in the abandoned shack after S3 premieres
Pancebros live in the tree next to the Sheithfags abandoned shack where they let them know how the fandom is doing.
Kallura elders live in a cave with the Lotullra anon living in the lighthouse above them
Galrafags live in a palace away from all of the drama, but always have their doors open for any fag.

Kallura brings us all together.

>>91951466
A traditional Polish sausage served at weddings, anon.

>>91951512
Sounds too firm. Pudding condom it is.

>>91951320
>"we all watch the chaotic tumblr voltron house"
Did you read the entire thing?

>>91951499
Keitorfags live in a basement fetish club in Berlin. Red neon lighting. Tasteful black leather furniture. Fully stocked bar. Only the most exotic of fetishes may apply.

>>91951576
If the other Keitorfags agree with this then I'll add your home to the list.

>>91951544
>A sentient, warm, furry condom of pudding will never wrap itself around your waist.

>>91951576
>Berlin
>not Amsterdam

>>91951780
>thinking Germans don't have the most advanced fetish technology

>>91951315
you could be Hunkkin since nobody gives a shit about Hunk. Or if you really want to get freaky you could be otherkin with one of the lions

>>91951803
They may have the best engineering, but they are not as degenerate as the Dutch or Belgiums.

>>91951849
Dutch have prostitutes and weed. Germans have scat, wool knit gimp suits and are a major market for dollers.

Belgians do have a statue of a pissing kid as a major tourist attraction though.

>>91951950
You saying you can't do weird fetish stuff with prostitutes?

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>>91951499
Where do the general Shaladins and Lanceshippers who aren't klocusts or Pancebros live, anyhow? Or are they nomadic roamers, drifting from settlement to settlement to trade and warm their toes by the sheithfag love shack fireplace or in the galrafag palace feasting hall? How about the Punk/Hidge shippers?

Is there a new alliance to the West consisting of Shallurafags who broke away from the shitlluran/klocusts after the teenage allura debacle?

>>91952007
Kinky, but not as batshittingly creative.

>>91952089
Is this mulan? I don't remember this scene in it.

>>91952089
We said we would never ally with the Shitlluran roaches

>>91952142
It's from the shitty sequel, I believe.

>>91952142
mulan 2

>>91951576
The already established Keitorfag accomodation is a sex dungeon but that's close.

>>91952179
Funny enough, they have Mulan 2 on netflix, but not Mulan. I don't wanna watch cash grab sequels.

>>91952178
Shalluras who learned the error of their ways and repented are still viewed with suspicion and relegated to the chhaupadi of banishment for the time being.

>>91952089
Not my say. A Kallura elder graced us with the homes. The same one who came up with the terms Klocust, Shitllura, and began the BadboyShiro chronicles.

Still though, where do you want the roamers to crash?

>>91952229
You don't miss anything.

>>91952089
There is no alliance because those Shallurafags who "broke away" continue to be hypocritical shits. They just say Allura is 19 now and Keith is 17 therefore Kallura is pedophilia. Also their ship has less appeal than fucking Klance. At least Klance is a yaoi red/blue baby's first rivalry.

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>>91951154
Since we're on this topic
Keithkin's autism is through the roof

>>91952238
It was two of us that came up with the homes.

>>91952289
We're going to be hearing about a major warehouse arson fire somewhere in the midwest, aren't we.

>>91952289
Is that the shitty voltron force red lion?

>>91952312
I did the Sheith one and I think the Pance one? A lot of fanon has happened since then.

>>91952312
That Kallura elder started it because somebody joked about them hiding in secret bunkers and people started contributing with their own accomodations. Galrafag palace makes me laugh.

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>>91952312
thank you for giving us pancers the funhouse

>>91952373
Yeah, he said Sheithfag lived in villages and got their fanart crops destroyed by fire-breathing Klance locusts.

>>91952353
I know I mentioned the Pancebros lived in treehouses and the abandoned palace that the Galrafags live in because no one bothers them.

The Hunkfags live in a small town in a valley. Each pair lives in harmony. The Heiths run a restaurant. Hunay mine. Punks are the only computer store in a 1000 mile radius. Hance uhh walks holding hands in public.

>>91952373
Yes, and I am the other Kallura elder that contributed.

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>>91952408
Sheithfags were the post klancpocalypse survivalists, enduring the klocust famine due to high yield and being experienced fandom fujos and homos. They must have colonised the desert love shack as a sort of base.

>>91952408
Now they live in a shack near the salt mines.

>>91952461
Awwwwe, the Hunk town is cute! Cute!

>>91952461
I think this is the thread where we moved beyond the lighthouse and the caves.
https://desuarchive.org/co/thread/91267541/#q91273144

>>91952485
They constantly fuck in their shack. The Keithfags from the Sheith side are best friends with the Lancefags on the Pance side.

>>91952505
Hunk town is probably the only place where no one fights. Other people come in for their goods and services and manage to act civil.

>>91952461
I contributed and I'm a SlutKeither, so that's three people.

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Drawn with my anus. Have I left anybody out?

>>91952915
where is the voltron house?

>>91952915
Keitor redlight district underground club

>>91952959
I don't know where it should be. Deep within Klocust territory? Or just on the border? I imagine the pancebros spy on them from their high vantage point.

>>91952993
In another dimension. The Klance mirror universe.

>>91952915
Do the shallurafags live in the mines?

>>91952915
>Lotllura anons lighthouse in the distance
>Kallura elders mystic cave
>Sheith town burned down and swarmed with Klocust
>Pancebros right next to the sheith shack
>Cozy Hunk town
>Glorious gigantic galra palace
KEK. I love this!

>>91953038
We established that the roaches lived in dumpsters back in the old threads. The klocusts set it on fire after the "age reveal".

>>91953101
Yeah it was like some sort of garbage dump for the Shallura roaches.

>>91953038
Shallurafags are shitllura roaches. I think they're with the klocust according to the lore since they're nasty and want Josh to die.

>>91952968
>walk into Club Keitor
>Lotor in a full latex military uniform with asscheek cutouts brandishing a bullwhip and a bottle of lube
>Keith in an inflatable gimp mask, red lace lingerie and bunny tail buttplug
>walk out

>>91952968
Oh yeah, the Keitor dungeons.

>>91953146
The buttplug is actually 10 inches long.

>>91953260
When they take it out it's back into the chastity belt for Keith.

Do you think Pidge has a daddy kink, or is just into size play

>>91953552
Pidge is a foreveralone fujoshit because any guy attracted to her begins to question their sexuality due to her boyish looks and ends up fucking her brother instead.

>>91952915
IT'S
THE
SHEITHSHACK

>>91953685
>Pidge is a foreveralone fujoshit
Pidge named her vibrator.

>>91953741
Rover?

>Keith will be confirmed as the team's bifag
>Will make a "you're not my type" return to a Lance comment after the "reveal"
>Ends up with Allura regardless

>>91953741
I bet she does bad dragon cam whoring to buy computer parts and old video games. Whatever it takes to get Gakt.

>>91953873
They're not that petty. But I laughed at the Shiro birthday reveal, that was a nice move.

>>91953944
She does xeno camwhoring on the Galra Net but she never shows her face.

Everyone else wonders why she suddenly has cash for things the next time they go to the mall.

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>>91953216
>>91952968
>>91952959
Added.
>>91953038
In the dumpsters and shallow graves where they belong.

>>91954555
This is a work of art.

>>91954555
This is like a Dark Souls location.
A+, anon