MEANWHILE, IN THE LEGION OF DOOM!
>>91935342
bizzaro am hating ice cream. not having sprinkles is great.
Solomon Grundy want pants too!
>>91935342
Where's the boss?
>>91935342
Gentlemen, why don't we just rape Superman?
WHO WAS THE *FOOL* THAT DARED TO CLOG ALL OF THE TOILETS?!
I S-S-SAY THAT WE TURN THE ENTIRE JUSTICE LEAGUE INTO CYBORGS TO WORSHIP MY GREATNESS
>>91936172
How tight is Super Ass?
I DID NOT HIT HER, IT'S NOT TRUE! IT'S BULLSHIT! I DID NOT HIT HER! I DID NAHT
Oh hai Legion of Doom.
>>91936235
Brainac, your new girlfriend needs to get a speech therapist.
Oh hello Legion, any room in your clubhouse for a hot and sexy femme fatale?
hey we're here for the villain exchange program
the legion of doom of tokyo sends it's regards
What the hell is Luthor doing LMAO
>>91935763
>>91936319
contiune to M-M-Mock me like that flesh bag and i will turn you into a c-c-cyborg using parts from the coffee machineeeeee
>>91936365
I wish to no longer be alive.
>>91936378
isn't showing up to the enemy headquarters against the rurus ?
>>91936466
He big boy, how's about putting two in my pink and one in my stink?
Yo, Legion! It's been a while since I've been here, I wanna know if you guys have like any Hi-C or-
>>91936365
>>91936541
Ugh wow you know what I forgot I had to go get my tonsils removed, I'll uh see you guys some other time...
Hey, do you guys know what would be really fun? Let's all take turns raping the CEO of Parker Industries, Peter Parker's girlfriend. Then when we're done passing her around like a cigarette we can throw her off the Empire State Bridge. Ha, wouldn't that be silly and fun?
>>91936710
Down with that, I am
>>91936191
Grundy took an E X T R A T H I C C dump.
Even dead that janny is a pain in my ass
HISSSSSSSS
>>91936860
AND GRUNDY FORGOT TO TAKE OFF PANTS BEFORE DOING SO, PANTS NOW HAVE GIANT EXPLODED HOLE
WHAT GRUNDY IS SAYING IS THAT GRUNDY NEED NEW PANTS
>>91936757
See? You can always trust green people to have good tastes. Anyone else? Anyone else down for the rape orgy?
>>91936914
You have my full cooperation!
>>91936886
whose idea was it to bring a xenomorph into the office
the last time that happened the riddler needed facial reconstructive surgery
Kill Whitey
>>91936365
No
please leave
>>91936977
I thought it was your conception since you are apparently quarreling with aliens in that new "Injustice" game (which I have not yet been requested to attend)
On a side note, it appears our mutual ebon-winged adversary has been quite absent as of late, quarreling with the super boy scout and that. Any idea where he might have gone off to ?
>>91936952
Only proving that us Greenies are the dominant race. I've got lube, quaaludes, and a needle of HIV in my glider outside. We leave in an hour.
Hey guys, I'm evil now!
My fellow bad guys, I, Lex Luthor, your leader, will speak now about my, Lex Luthor's plan. My... villainous, villainous plan. Question the plan at your peril. Uh... Any questions?
>>91936365
>>91936886
Hrrr. motherfucker hrrnng.
>>91935342
WHERE'Z DA WAAAAGH AT!?
>>91940120
Buy a kennel for your damn pet
>>91937005
Black Manta, we kidnapped Aquaman's grandfather!
...Now what?
BEHOLD THE POWER OF MY STAND,「THE WORLD」!
>>91938701
Do you feel in freakin control or something?
>>91941842
But I don't see anything there.
Why do you people keep on coming to mah swamp? Didn't you see the "Beware of Ogre" sign?
>>91943399
SOLOMON GRUNDY WANTS A "BEWARE OF SOLOMON GRUNDY" SIGN TOO
>>91937098
you don't look green to hulk!
wait how hulk get here?
You know what we should do? Go explore the forest. It seems like it'd be a good itme.
>>91935342
The legion of doom headquarters looks like Stewies Darth Vader costume
>>91936365
I knew I should've never repaired you.
COFFEE! I DEMAND COFFEE! God damn it, i traveled a zillion light years to come to this damned planet cause i heard swamp roasted coffee is the best in the omniverse! If i don't have a 9/10 cup of coffee in 5 minutes I will obliterate you all with my 10th dimensional planet smasher!
Gentlemen! Behold! By reversing the polarity of my frontal lobe, I can - BLAAARGH!
>>91943637
So YOU are the one responsible
>>91935342
Hey guys I was wondering, can we have a change in location? I mean this swamp is knda messy, the ogre keeps telling us to get out, and not to mention you guys always trash this place whenever you're introduced.
So.... Who wants to hold a meeting at my place?
Hey, they told me I have to come here from now on.
>>91944366
But gorilla city is out ally
>>91944059
But of course! It was all part of the game, really.
What I didn't account for, however, was some bloated pan dimensional walrus hoovering up my subordinates, twisting them beyond recognition and enslaving them in some horrid, pocket fanfic universe. If there's anyone who should be allowed to play god with my minions, it's me and me alone!
Err-...I'm sorry, who were we talking about, again? My memory on the subject is a little fuzzy, since the reboot...
>>91940436
krrrrggh pal sorreee. after de dinnah.
>>91936886
Hey baby, what's shaking? You wanna get outta here?
>>91945835
Be careful, buddy. Word on the street is that she's a man eater.
>>91936432
Cybernetics are worthless *WORTHLESS* the only way to bring true progress *progress* is to evolve into something greater.*greater**GREATER*
Dr. Pig here to tell youHail Hydra
Meinn gott, how is this place still a thing.
>>91945912
Don't worry, I've gotMonsterprotection for myMAGNUM DONG
>>91937036
Why is (((your))) kind allowed here
>>91946151
W-well hello ther fräulein
So, what happened to turning this place into a tourist spot? Imagine the money! Those justice dweebs did that years ago, and look at 'em!
You know I feel it's time for a change in management, all we do is talk and the justice league always wins, if I were in charge this wouldn't be an issue.
>>91944432
DON'T SEND HIM HERE, DAMN IT!
Everyone relax, everything is going just as planned, you'll see.
>>91946425
Funny, how you got your ass killed by Galvatron
>>91946493
>implying the mighty starscream can be killed
>>91946538
well she's right
plus, you died like 31 times
>>91942044
Watch your step, my evil minion. You presume too much. One of these days, you'll go too far.
I am not a villain or anything. Just passing through.
>>91947260
Oh, I'm sorry. What's your superpower, Lexxy?
Being rich? Being bald? Being human?
You aren't even particularly rich. Bruce Wayne has you beat in all categories.
>>91948075
Come on man, half this damned council doesn't have superpowers. Also, I thought his superpower was intelligence.
>>91948169
Well if Lex Luthor was smart, he'd probably stop wasting all his money on anti-Superman projects and maybe practice the old maxim of 'living well is the best revenge'.
Gentlemen, what seems to be the problem?
"Have any of you ever caught a good guy? Like a- Like a real superhero before?"
>>91935342
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=usTiM7lzYqw
.........
>>91948189
Hey man, his plan to throw Australia into the sun worked pretty well.
Hey guys Kim is giving us a bad name and he's late with the club fee's so what are we gonna to do about it ?
WHEN WE GONNA KILL THAT STUPID REDNECK?
>>91938701
Wait a minute Lex doesn't talk like that...
Members of the Legion. what do you want?
>>91948498
...
Legion of Doom meetTHE SOCIETY
>>91948765
Some kind of agenda for these meetings would be nice.
Where the fuck is Joker?
>>91949073
He is with a bat-friend of mine
>>91946538
Starscream, buddy. you are not called Starsjobber for no reason
>>91948975
What would be the fun in that?
>>91949073
You called
>>91949164
I think he is busy bickering with Superman again
>>91938701
Ya. Does this plan in any way involve Superman. Gettin' real tired of fighting that fucker.
>>91949204
>posting the worst Gundam
>>91949344
Do you seriously not get it?
We are Venom
>>91949426
Well since Lex has revealed zero information about the plan. Ya, pretty obvious I don't yet. Which is why we ask questions... you damn dirty ape.
>>91949364
CIA
>>91949640
You know this would be a golden opportunity to make some unsavoury references to racial stereotypes, but i don't reach for the low hanging fruit
>>91936886
Ah shit sorry guys, we'll get this cleaned up.
>>91946209
Poof. Nonsense.
I'll have you know, you mundane Adolf wannabe, that just because I own a long and fine Roman nose, have respectable sums of money and power in my command, exert control over the media, and once tried to murder every firstborn son in Gotham out of revenge, I'll have you know that I am not, in fact, a jew.
It seems you are letting all that Jew-hunting nonsense clog your already rotting brain.
>>91949073
Right here, bucko!
>>91950963
What did he say about the spaghetti?
A new scam?
>>91951055
Oops! Sorry boys, but I've defecated in the fettuccine, pooped in the pomodoro, beefed it in the bolognese, cacaed in the cacciatore, and took a huge big shit in your spaghetti and meatballs.
>>91938701
>>91947260
Felicitations, malefactors! I'm endeavoring to misappropriate the formulary for the preparations of affordable comestibles! WHO WILL JOIN ME?!
>Kronk...didn't you tell me the peasant at the restaurant who was with Kuzco went in this direction ?
>Well yeah, he said he was going in this direction
>And do you remember what happened the last time you dragged me into a filthy swamp ?
>Ooh right, yeah. It was that time I met the squirrel. That time I talked to the squirrel and you got in trouble with those wasps and you fell in your face in the mud. Yeaah, that time.....it was that time, right ?
>YES, IT WAS THAT TIME
>>91951295
>>91946174
HIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSS
>>91951536
Now you have done it.
I have got to say that i'm not impressed.
>>91952400
SHUT UP!
I'M TRYING TO SLEEP!
HNNNNNGHH
>>91936306
Oh hey Jonny what's up?
Wurrp worp wurp wop wurb brep wuuurrgh brip wrep?
>>91952769
I have a problem with Lisa, Bane. She say I hit her!
>>91953194
Well did you hit her Jonny? Did the fire rise?
>>91953295
>>91953295
No, it's not true! DON'T EVEN ASK!
WHY DOES NO ONE HERE HAVE A FUCKING CROWN, REEEE
hi my name is brak
>>91953421
She, is for U my friend
>>91953531
HA HA! Thanks, Bane! I'm so glad I have you as a friend and that Lisa loves me very much.
>>91953654
I came to watch you and Lisa Jonny, I just like watching you guys
>>91953700
Oh, Skeletor. Two's great, but three is a crowd HA HA!
Yo Lexy, you mind I chill here for a bit, a couple of teenagers just broke into my summer house.
>>91938701
Was not washing your hands part of the plan? Bane says that stomach bug will be extremely painful, for you.
>>91953835
Myyahhh I get it you two want to be alone....Later love birdsss
>>91954026
That's the idea.
>>91954213
Oh hey, Jonny did you get your promotion from the bank?
>>91946425
Every time Starscream comes over, he starts talking about becoming leader. Geesh
>>91954300
Sheev didn't you take control of the banks?
I came here for Lulu.sweet thing...I want her back
>>91954300
That son of a bitch told me that I would get it within three months. I save them bundles. They're crazy. I don't think I will ever get it. They betrayed me, they didn't keep their promise, they tricked me, and I don't care anymore.
>>91954449
Here you go. Is nice doggie, I said hi.
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RINGRINGRINGRINGRINGRINGRING
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RINGRINGRINGRINGRINGRINGRING
*clack
>>91954952
A HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
>>91954984
Yes. Who is this ?
>>91955012
WHY IS MY PRRECIOUS ROCKET SHIP DRIFTING OFF INTO DEEP SPACE?"
WHY AM I REACHING YOU AT THE COORDINATES OF THE ABANDONED SPACE STATION?
WHY?
WHY?
WHYYYYY ???
>>91955060
*ahem* Errr, sorry about that. Force of habit.
Anyway, have you by any chance caught a rocket filled with small animals leaving low orbit? It was scheduled to reach the Death Egg last this afternoon, but it never arrived...
this thread is cancer
>>91956563
>>91954370
That's because Lex is incompetent, even Megatron would be an improvement he can at least claim victory over his nemesis.
>>91951536
>[Becomes visibly and audibly erect]
FELICITATIONS, MALEFACTORS
I am endeavoring to misappropriate the formulary for affordable comestibles!
Who will join me?
I don't understand this thread
>>91962916
There's villains, they're arguing with each other/introducing themselves at the Legion of Doom.
What's not to understand?
>>91963081
There's no real conversation, there's no punchlines, I don't get the point.
>>91946026
who let in the muties ?
Did I leave the basement for nothing
Are we even going to order pineapple pizzas and watch battlestar galactica
>>91938701
Mojo in a Lex suit
HIBBITY HOBBITY HOO NEIGHBORS
I couldn't help but notice that there's a REALLY colorful cast of characters hangin' around the place, more than usual I'll say. So I was wondering if that's the case, then you wouldn't mind squeezing your old pal Dwayne into the fray for now, right?
Will Wonder Woman catch me and make me confess that I love her if I join you guys?
>>91946026
Wrong answer mutie.
OREWAAAAAAAAAA
OCHINCHIN GA DAISUKI NANDAYOO
Gentlemen, its simple: we cold gun the ground, cover it up with leaves and when the Flash comes runnin' by, he will slip on it.