What brings you to therapy 4chan?

I speak to a Person that doesn't exist and blame Him for everything bad that happens in my life

After years of aggressive masturbation, my penis has a permanent purple hue and virtually no feeling. Now I get depressed whenever I get an erection because I can't rub one out to get rid of it.

>>91935006
My mother.

>>91935006
I've developed an obsession for fucking cats and I don't know why or how to get rid of it. nice bow btw

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>>91935006

I have an unhealthy obsession with cartoon reptiles, the girl ones especially.

>>91935293
Is she a fucking juggalo

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>>91935481

Are you not down with the clown?

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I swear there's a family of Jawas living inside my Peter, but nobody believes me, and whenever someone other than me goes to have a look there's no trace of the things. Shit's driving me up the wall.

I consciously make decisions that prevent me from moving forward

I'm straight but my parents refuse to believe otherwise.

>>91935006
I specifically seek out ways to make me angry and even make up scenarios in my head that can piss me off.