Why is she so perfect?

>>91934419
She'd snap in two with a suplex

>>91934419
You have incredibly low standards.

THE WHOLE TIME

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>>91934419
If she's so perfect, then why would she suddenly realize being naked in public is unacceptable behavior when she and her siblings have practically been streaking all their lives?

>>91935565
because the body paint looked like clothes at a glance, and she realized that she would stick out like a sore thumb without it.

>>91935565
they knew that it was unacceptable earlier when they were covering themselves up before being pushed into the charcoal

>>91935565
Stop letting your dick do the thinking for you.

>>91934954
This.
Asian woman are generally ugly without plastic surgery.

>>91934954
>>91936035
proof that 2d > 3d

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Because Genndy's women are patrician as fuck

Why does she look like a fucking monkey when we see her face from the side?

>>91936179
she's asian.
Being inbred does that

>>91936179
? The character model does not resemble a chimp in anyway.

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>>91935553
the whole time

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>>91936245
I said a monkey, not a chimp, there's a difference.

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>someone took the time to make her barefoot

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>You rike it, дa?

>>91934419
Because her character arc is one of a young little plant emerging from the ashes of a great forest fire. It's inspiring as fuck m8.

>>91936438
That was beautiful anon. Screencapped for inspiration

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Imagine being Jack in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Ashi, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your tight body and horrific androgynous monkey face. I would totally have sex with you, both my suicidal ghost self and the real me." when all he really wants to do is get back to the past. Like seriously imagine having to be Jack and not only stand in that cemetery while Ashi flaunts her disgusting body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her battle scars and burnt skin, and just stand there, while she gave you that stupid look. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking visage but her haughty attitude as the entire fanbase tells her she's EXTRA THICC and DAMN, ASHI LOOKS LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to stand there and watch her mannish fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of Southern bounty hunters and evil nature spirits and later alleged shapeshifting masters of darkness for your ENTIRE LIFE coming straight out of the boonies of the Pit of Hate. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her dimpled stomach as she sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to be thankful to stand there and revel in her "statuesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with her abusive mother all her life. And then the Genndy calls for 4 more episodes with this bitch, and you know you could kill every single person in the production studio before the security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Samurai Jack. You're not going to lose your chance to find your sword over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.

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>>91936650
This was never funny

>>91934419
Any good fanart of her in this design?

>>91934419
She has to be because she's Jack's waifu.

>>91936375
Heт, not at all.

>>91934419
I jerk off to her everyday.

>>91936818
Didn't the original involve Brad Pitt or something?

>>91937953
It was originally:

Imagine being Arnold in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Jamie Curtis, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your tight body and horrific androgynous monster face. I would totally have sex with you, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is fuck another 16 year old in his dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be Arnold and not only sit in that chair while Jamie Lee Curtis flaunts her disgusting body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her stretchmarks and leathery skin, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while she perfected that dance. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking visage but her haughty attitude as everyone on set tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, JAMIE LEE CURTIS LOOKS LIKE THAT?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her mannish fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of blondes and supermodels and later alleged rape victims for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Austria. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her dimpled stomach as she sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in her "statuesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the studio security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Arnold. You're not going to lose your future political career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.

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>>91936368
>148 hours later and it still looks like garbage

>>91934419
She isn't. You just have low standards

>>91934419
>literally my little sister

yuck, no thanks I bet she has brown nipples like her to

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>>91934419
>that subtle barefoot edit
why?

>>91939315
Please don't talk about your little sister here

>>91934419
Piss off Chinkerbell

>>91939320
guess

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>>91939333
checked