GOTTA GET BLACK

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>>91908491
Black to the past

Blackurai Sam

>>91908491

AKU A FOOL

>>91908491
Samurai L. Jackson

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>>91908511
Afro Samurai

>>91908537
That's segregation, son.

>>91908491
So you mean Afro Samurai.

>>91908491
We already have a Samurai Black, it's Da Sam-Moo-Rhai

>>91908491
Black to max, Samurai Shaq!
(Watch out!)

>>91908763
If you were smart/had talent, you would have edited Aku to be a talking flaming cross

>>91908851
If I was smart and had talent I wouldn't be here at all

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>>91908763

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>>91908927

>>91908927
Jack isn't white tho
And we all live in a chaotic world filled with crime that had been ruled by a nigger for the last 8 years so we know there is no hope

>>91908851
>WHITEWASHED AKU

>>91908763
GREAT ICY EYEBROWS

>>91908511
>"Oh, you outta time, baby!"

That line still fucking kills me.

>>91908927
>>91908987
Samurai Jack is about individualism vs collectivism. After all it was written by a man who's family immigrated from an oppressive commie shithole to a land where he was able to reach his full potential and follow his dreams. Even the way Aku's government functions is a lot like the USSR.

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>>91908491

>>91909137
I wonder how he feels about the youth of his family's adopted country talking about how communism is going to save America

>>91909137
>The user
Do you mean the eu?

>>91909241
whats the difference

>>91909137
>has literal bounty hunters roaming the land trying to capture the world's last hope for peace just to put food on the table
>collectivist

It's practically a capitalist dystopia.

>>91909318
Man it's a fucking monarchy using serfdom

Capitalism would be if Aku had rivals

>samurai black
>soundtrack is all old school kung fu influenced hip hop
might be neat

>>91909378
do you people not watch samurai champloo?

>>91908491
Black Jack
>>91909162
Jack Black

That'll do /pol/, let's get black on track

>>91909370
>Capitalism would be if Aku had rivals
Contrary to popular misconception, the natural state of capitalism is monopolies in everything.

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>>91909427
>black on track

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>>91909318
Aku is a collectivist dictator, in that he forces all of his subjects to conform to his way of life and thinking, going as far as literally brainwashing or destroying those he is unable to control. Being a massive goop pile of darkness is really akin to the nebulous inner party that controlled Russia, and the dark shadow of the state which infiltrated and infected every aspect of people's lives. Hell even just some of the landscapes Genndy paints look like iron curtain Russia. For example there's this one episode where Jack walks through a drained body of water, much akin to the Aural Sea that the Soviets drained for rice production.

>>91909318
>>91909370
>>91909432
But unlike a capitalist, Aku did not gain his power through economic means.

I'm going to need some Aku ancap memes now though.

>>91908763
SHAPESHIFTING MASTA OF HONKYS

>>91909130
DAMN BROTHER DONE KISSED HIS MAMA!

>>91908927
>Asian man
>voiced by a black man
>white

Is this Afro Samurai?

>>91909515
>But unlike a capitalist, Aku did not gain his power through economic means.
Hmmm, that's actually a good point. The dystopian end result is pretty fucking similar though.

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>>91909578

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>>91908491
AYYO BACK IN THA DAY
I
BLACKU
DA GRAPEDRANKIN' MASSUH O' DARKIES
UNLEASHED FINNA EVIL ON YO ASS
BUT A FOOLISH CRACKA
WIELDIN A MAGIC GLOCK
CAME UP ON MY PORCH AN STARTED TALKIN SHIT
BEFO HE COULD POP A CAP IN MY ASS
I PULLED OUT MUH DICK
AND SMACKED HIM INTO BALTIMORE
WHERE MY NIGGATRY IS LAW
NOW THAT DUMBASS WHITE MOTHAFUCKA SEEKS TO GO BACK TO DA SUBURBS
AND UNDO DA FUTURE DAS
BLACKU

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>>91909990

>>91908491

GOTTA GET BLACKED

BLACKED IN THE ASS

AND DO SOME CRACK

CRACK CRACK CRACK CRACK CRACK

>>91909524
UNLEASHED AN UNSPEAKABLE COLONIALISM

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>>91909990
>Now voiced by the whitest guy ever Donny Osmond

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>>91909990

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>>91909990
KEK

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>>91909130
Daaaaaaaaaaamn!

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>>91909990

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>>91909990
Ayyo hollup

So you be sayin...we finna...get back to da PAAAZT n shit?

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>>91908491
>Voiced by an asian

>>91909198
I don't get why the children of immigrants are usually the ones that give immigrants bad reputation and/or openly support systems from which their parents or grandparents escaped from.

Take Mexican-Americans for example. The parents bust their asses off to enter the States (either legally or not) and get a job to follow the American Dream. Then they have children and these spoiled brats talk shit about the States and openly support things that hurt Mexico.

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>>91909990
This is a work of art

>>91910779
2 minutes in Adobe Illustrator with the blob brush tool pham

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>>91909990
>Baltimore

Yall trippin

T. Prince of Detroit

>>91909990
>UNLEASHED FINNA EVIL ON YO ASS

We need a genocide for white people.

>>91911339
*black

>>91909543
>Jack is Asian and is voiced by a black man
>Aku is black and was voiced by an Asian

>>91909990
http://www.gizoogle.net/textilizer.php

>>91911470
HOLY FUCK, POTTERY, THEY'RE LIKE YIN AND YANG. GENNDY DOES IT AGAIIIIIIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>91911470
>was voiced by an Asian

>>91909990
>AND SMACKED HIM INTO BALTIMORE
LEL

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>>91909990
>UNLEASHED FINNA EVIL ON YO ASS

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>>91909990
This some Boondocks level shit

>>91911621
Long ago up in a gangbangin' finger-lickin' distant land, I, Aku, tha shape-shiftin Masta of Darkness, unleashed a unspeakable evil! But a gangbangin' foolish samurai warrior wieldin a magic sword stepped forth ta oppose mah dirty ass. Before tha final blow was struck, I tore open a portal up in time n' flung his ass tha fuck into tha future, where mah evil is law! Now tha fool seeks ta return ta tha past, n' undo tha future dat is Aku!

>>91909990
>UNLEASHED FINNA EVIL ON YO ASS
That's....... Not what finna means

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>>91909990
kek

>>91912272
negroid speak =/= real words anyway lol

>>91912310
"finna" is an another way of saying of "fixing to," a Southern phrase, similar to how "gonna" really is "going to"

>>91909318

> ruled by an super powerful villain whose motive is to subjugate the universe and be as evil as possible
> it's capitalism's fault they turn to bounty hunting

That's some mighty strong kool-aid you've been drinking. The other guy is retarded too, but at least he sees that the problem is Aku controlling everything.

Samurai Jack is the last hero fighting to save a fallen world.

>>91908763
HOW MANY SECONDS CAN AKU MOVE IN THE STOPPED TIME?

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reminder this is how black people look like in smaurai jack

>>91912561
WE

>>91912702
WUZ

>>91909137
>Samurai Jack is about individualism vs collectivism.
Ironic since Jack is japanese.

>>91908987
Japanese are honorary Aryans, so they technically count as white.

>>91912747
THE CRYSTAL GEMS
WE ALWAYS SAVE THE DAY
AND IF YOU MAKE US WHITE
WE PUT YOU IN A HEARSE

>>91908912
i'm insulted, but that was funny as fuck

>>91908491
More like GOTTA GET BLACKED.

>>91912794
AYO HOL UP
WE DEM BLINGIN' GEMS
HERE TA BACK YOUR CORNY ASS
AND IF A BITCH ASS BE FRONTIN'
WE FINNA CLUTCH IT OUT