What the fuck is her problem?

>>91907646
She is a clear example of what eventually happens to somebody who doesn't get any

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>>91907646
Cunty soccer moms are just like that.

>>91907646
She's adorable.

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>>91907646
Nothing.
She has no problems.
She's perfect.
A divine being of unrivaled beauty.

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>>91907646
actually cucked
now wants to get fuck herself

>>91907856
Pearl is hurl.

>>91907919
FUCK YOU
AND FUCK OFF

M U H R O S E
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>>91907858
Still less Fucked than Amythest's relationship with Greg.

she needs dick

>>91907646
She needs a good deep dicking and cervix massage/kisses.

Or do ballet while fighting....she hasn't done that in ages.

She really wanted this fat pink girl all to herself but the fat pink girl only saw her as a friend and then fucked some stranger and died giving birth

Now she's stuck looking after her fat pink girl's fat bastard child with a hint of resentment

She need's a good, HARD, DICKING in the asshole to get her out of her stupid lesbian phase

1: Obsessive compulsive neat freak that lives with a bunch of slobs
2: Threw away her life and homeland to follow a woman she loved who cucked her and then died
3: Tends to be incredibly envious
4: Highly protective of a kid who constantly takes stupid risks and who is enabled by the other gems to do stupid dangerous shit constantly
5: Neurotic

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>>91908000
trips speak truth
I'd dick her for an eternity
as long as she wanted me to

>>91908075
Pearl would definitely find sex disgusting and degenerate, like eating food

>>91907646
Not enough hot dickings.

>>91908089
Plus it's kinda impossible to ROCK her world.

>>91908089
She can build a robot to fuck herself, though knowning her it might backfire.

>>91907646

Needs a good ding-diddly dicking

>>91907646
She's defines herself by her relationships with others. When she's single, she feels she has no purpose. She needs fusion to feel validated.

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>>91908186
Fuck, too close to home anon.

>>91908186
Pearl fusionrapes Steven when!?

>>91908231
She already low key raped Garnet. They fused under false pretenses.

>>91908186
Emiya!?

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>>91908075
>you never workout with pearl, practice ballet, sparring and lewd massaging after said workout

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She raised a little faggot.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RnlU641cL-s

>>91907646
She's and unlovable, neurotic, bitch and she knows it. She knows that even if she did get off her high horse about humans none of them would ever like her.

Gems are supposed to be incapable of sexual frustration, so she has no idea how to express it. For over 5000 years. Wouldn't you be also be a salty bitch?

>>91908316

What do pearls feet smell like after a workout. Just asking for a friend, haha.

>>91907646
>Cucked by 5000 year old crush
>By some manlet with a guitar
>She got pregnant
>She died
>Couple years later, still mourning her, the fucker shows up and dumps the kid on her
>Has to raise him and put up with him for some reason while the dad lives on a dirty van
>Has to take hi. To work
>Lesbian boss makes her stay back and watch over the kid while the others handle the exciting work

>>91908474
Literally no different. Her feet are made out of light.

>>91908474
Like lavender.

She got cucked so hard she sang a jazzy lament about it.

You don't recover from that. "It's over" doesn't refer to the relationship, it refers to her fucking life.

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>>91908540
Very nice light.

She's lesbian with the shittiest and ugliest characters, holy shit

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>>91908075
I really miss seeing her do ballet and doing kata with her spear or sword training. I wish to see her sword collection again.
I always liked that about her.
It's kinda nice to see the gems hobby and stuff.

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>>91908316
More

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She isn't this gem.

>>91908029
I'm still an advocate of Mystery Girl (S)
I bet she could fuck the problems right out of her.

>>91908876
>tfw fapped to fic of MG+pearl X anon.

Teamwork blowjob is kinda hot

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this is too Pearlfect for this miserable world

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The one thing i always hated about steven universe is there's no mad scientist type character who goes around using all the gem tech

>>91909155
>this

i meant she

>>91909201
like, the "magical" ones, or like Peridot, who used to use a lot of the sci-fi tech?

It would be cool if we saw Peridot eventually using or modifying previous gem weapons that the Crystal Gems collected before.

>>91907646
She's a bundle of nerves covered by a rather thin veil of confidence.

She's very emotionally driven, and falters when struck down quickly.

>>91909263
no just some earthling who is harnessing gem tech for super villainy

>>91909420
That's what we hoped Ronaldo would be.

>>91909263
When was the last time Peridot did anything besides spout stupid shit besides being trapped in the meme barn

>>91909326
she has no style

>>91909201
>>91909420
SU is an odd place of being to stroydriven to have multiple episodic villains but not storydriven enough to focus on a main villain or expand the plot.

Biggest reason why I quit the show honestly.

>>91909447
she had a bunch of laser drones in that one Andy thanksgiving episode.

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>>91909438
i hope ronaldo gets dr.doomed and has to wear a mask and is always like phantom of the opera mode

Pearl episodes are so good.

>>91909530
pearl episodes are a shit

pearl a shit

every with pearl a shit

her design a shit

but her voice actress is a goddess so i guess pearl is ok

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>>91907646
I WANT TO SUCK ON PEARLS SNIFFER

>>91909553
BIG

JEWISH

SNIFFER

>>91908876
Chasing after a girl just because she looks like your ex is kinda sad, and definitely not the way to get over it.

>>91909581
Yes. I think S will help her realize that.

>>91909581
ok like but it's been like 15 years

she needs to move on or something

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>>91909573

remember the 6 million corrupted gem rebels

>>91909607
15 years is nothing for a species that lives thousands of years, is like saying

>"dude get over your mother's death, its been 5 minutes already"

So I'd bet money that Pearl was Pink Diamond's Pearl. But is a desire to protect Pearl part of what drove Rose to rebel in the first place? Or might Pearl have been the one who actually shattered Pink?

Steven singing:
>awkward
>cringy
>happens every episode

Pearl singing:
>glorious
>moving
>happens like 5 times ever

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>>91909597

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>>91909802

>>91909646
>Pearl was PD's Pearl
Her gem isn't in the same place as PD's gem was. Gems other than diamonds can have Pearls, you know.

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>>91909829
DROPPED

>>91909755

Given that Pearl's VA is a broadway actor, that makes sense.

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>>91907646
Eternal Thirst

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I want to be Pearl so badly and I don't understand it

>>91910114
I want to comfort Pearl

>>91909833
I'm aware, it just seemed a likely way to advance her story.
And when Steven talks about going to see the palanquin, Garnet specifically says that he's upsetting Pearl.

>>91907646
Best character on the show.
Cute, dorky, slightly retarded.

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>>91910058
Sooner or later, the thirst always wins.


>>91909755
>Steven singing

I never want to hear this.
Ever.

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>>91907856
pffffthahahahaha

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Kiss the nose!

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>>91908186
I thought that was Jasper

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>>91908779

>>91909201
I had a weird ass fucking dream about shit like this, a saxon hale-esque fella who hunted gems and had them sewn in to the inner lining of his coat, and had this weird fucking sword that fucked up gems good.
It was back in the early seasons so fuck if I can remember anything beyond that.

>>91912138
Mustachio pistachio II

>>91911128
I gotta admit that pic is cute.

>>91908035
She also thinks really lowly of human beings and is only on Earth because muh Rose told her to.

>>91911270
It's both of them. Just another reason I personally ship them.

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>>91907646
she got cucked by a fat manlet who lives in a van and was left to raise their faggot bastard child. On top she hasnt gotten laid since. you'd be pretty neurotic too op.
>pic related
>its op

I like to imagine that when she was on the lam with Rose, Pearl got addicted to shapeshifting a futa cock and cumming into Rose's pussy. So much so that when Rose started dating Greg, she began to feel pent up without being able to soil another woman's cunt with her seed. So when they captured Peridot and had her on a leash, Pearl savagely raped her in the dead of night as "punishment". But when Peridot became a full ally Garnet couldn't justify Pearl's depraved behavior any more and put a stop to it. So now Pearl just violates and creampies Connie every time they have sword training session, which makes Connie deeply uncomfortable but she's too afraid to say anything.

Legitimate autism.

>>91912708
eh, doesn't really make sense for an asexual species to have any desire for sex, and besides that pearl would hate something so messy and with so much personal contact. Keep in mind this is a species that reproduces by burying seeds in cliffs

>>91911270
Pearl and Jasper are both lonely slutty cucks that have self worth issues stemming from losing someone they devoted their entire life to, and fusion is like a drug to them because they feel weak and insecure by themselves

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>>91912899
Too bad the parallels between Pearl and Jasper and Lapis will never be explored because they decided to prematurely kill off Jasper and turn Lapis into a useless boring autist

When's the series going to have actual plot? I'm hoping the escaped Ruby ends up telling a diamond so the story can actually move towards some resolve.

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>>91909263
>>91909447
Peridot has laser drones.

>>91908474
Florescent light bulbs.

>>91913012
People need to understand this show better. For some reason, Sugar planned SU as a slice of life show with a plot going on in the background. Townie episodes are the foundation of the show and they're never going away. If anything there will be more of them.

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>Not appreciating the LOYALTY character.

What year is this?

>>91913944
Is it loyalty or just thirst?

>>91913878
Dude, stop trying to excuse townie shit as being SoL. Slice of life still has to be interesting and engaging, you can't just say "it's SoL, so it doesn't have to be good". The truth of the matter is, the gems are more interesting as characters than townies. Which is why gems are the main cast and townies are the supporting. And everything was fine back at the days of season 1 exactly because the townies were being used as supporting characters, while the episodes themselves were more about Steven/gems. Nowadays the townies have entire episodes dedicated solely to them, and they are shit because townies can't carry episodes by themselves. If all the townie episodes had gems in them, people wouldn't compalin nearly that much. It's not a question of SoL vs plot, it's a question of popular characters vs unpopular characters.

>>91913944
Man, I wish Pearl was the main character instead of Steven. She's the most compelling CG by far.

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>>91913955
Loyalty goddamnit.

>>91913999
I'm pretty sure it's because she's a born slave with a mighty thirst

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>>91913944
I thought that was Jasper too

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>>91914012
Blind loyalty is different then loyalty.

>>91914032
Rose didn't deserve her loyalty, she was a hedonistic idealist pursuing meaningless pleasure just because it felt good.

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>>91908271
She couldn't help herself.
I guess you could say she was hooked on Sardonyx.

>>91911270
She's more like that chaste type who finds the act of sex disgusting, but then tries it and likes it, and is looking for someone to do it with just for her own gratification. But her domineering and controlling personality drives people away, making her feel weak and pathetic.

>>91913956
I'm not trying to excuse anything, I prefer plot episodes and I want the story to get going too. I'm just sick of idiots whining about townie shit when it's literally what the entire show is about. Sugar has gone on record about it, and Lion 4 literally confirmed it. If you don't like it, don't watch because it isn't going to change.

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>>91914032
What's the difference between Jasper staying loyal to Pink Diamond after her death and Pearl staying loyal to Rose after her death? What do you think makes Jasper's love and devotion "blind" and Pearl's love and devotion true?

>>91914070
Once again, you twist the definitions. Sol =/= townies. The show is indeed more about solthan strong plot progression, but up until recently it was mostly slice of GEMS' lives. Monsters of the week = gem sol. Barn shit = gem sol.
And no, Sugar never said the show was about townies. Because, once again, sol isn't necessarily townie sol.
Also, saying "no point complaining because nothing will change" is missing the point. People don't complain because they hope to change things, they complain to vent off and exchange opinions, complaining is just another way of discussing the show you like. Are you saying the only form of discussion allowed should be praise? Are you saying discussing the show shouldn't be done at all?

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>>91913944
Pearl as Knight is the best