I"M ALIVE, DEE DOT DIT DOO

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What I'm liking is that this season 5...reminds me of the ending of Big Fish, it's show casing a alot of the lives and people that Jack has touched so far..

>>91875683
>He's just too funny and such a good villain to kill off permanately
Anon, you know he's going to die before the finale, right?

Shit, maybe his death was what Genndy was talking about when he said people would be bawling.

>>91875683
I think Phil LaMarr hinted that he was still alive a few weeks back on Twitter. Or, at least, I remember seeing someone mention that.

So it wasn't wholly unexpected for me.

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>the way he continued to scat while be bounced down the hill
My friend says this show lost all its humor, I say he's wrong

>HIS HEAD LOOKED LIKE A PENUS L O L

haha mature humour amiright, good thing this show went to adult swim so we could witness comedy gold like that zinger haha

>>91875896
>>91875932
YES to both of these...him singing as he fell off the hill had me holding my sides...

And yea I did NOT see the penis joke coming...

>>91875683
Totally, babe! Zip zop boopity ba!

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>that awkward feeling when you were naked the whole time and you only realise now.

>>91875683
Why are you typing like a faggot?

Jack needs to get into the habit of burning his kills

Predicting scaramouche filling in the role of android 16 in cell saga.

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>>91875932
>he thinks the joke is funny because he said penis
>not because it's a subversion of expectations

>>91875932
>>91876132
>Scaramouche was literally giving the guy head
Goddamnit it took me long to get that

>>91876132
>I did NOT see the penis joke coming...

That makes sense. I mean, if it happened, it would've been while it was in his neck.

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>>91876387

:( what do you mean? Why so negative?

btw, is this supposed to be a reference to Fern Gully, or Tinkerbell or something?

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Speaking of coming back from the grave, didn't Aku kill him?

>>91876770
He was merely pretending

>>91876449
this
I knew I was signing up for bloody killings, not for a random penis joke

>>91875683
HAHAHA HE SAID PINISSSS!!!

LOOK'S LIKE I'M BUNNY-HOPPING MY WAY DOWN THERE
HIP-HOP, BAY-BEE

>>91876770
He got better.

>genuinely happy not to be dead
This is better than killing humans why again?

>>91875683
>"Woah, what a freak! Looked like a talking penis"

Did I hear that correctly, what the fuck

You know this guy massacred countless people, right?

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>>91877583
Forgot my pic

>>91876770
wait why would he work for aku if he tried to kill him or he cant be killed?

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>>91876770
Semen demons don't die too easily

>>91876505

>:(
>permanately
>any else

I like how the whole episode was a circlejerk showing a good amount of folks Jack helped to Ashi, also Scaramouch was pretty fun to watch. That dick joke was pretty damn hilarious, and I'm not talking about the way Scaramouch said it

>>91877773
I'm pretty sure he's just pretending to be retarded just to be a unfunny faggot.

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>>91877630
He is probably on his own now.

Or Aku was feeling nostalgic and too depressed to do the things that he normally has to do to keep his subjects in line, and decided to bring Demongo back for it.

I wish that he showed up again.

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Not only did Scaramouche pretend to have a body, but he made the penis-head actual owner of the body swagger and wave his arms and hands all groovy-like.

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>>91877855
>I wish that he showed up again.
I want him and Scaramouch to meet up and form the most ear-grating duo in existence

I thought this was a good episode, but really needed to be 2-3 episodes total. Also more Jack worship.

>>91875683
Wow, a penis joke. So mature.

>>91876770
Banished to the Pit of Hate. Eventually when Aku stopped caring about torturing people he just let him out

>>91875790
I got that vibe too, anon

I hope he get's a new body, his fight scene was amazing

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>>91875683
You might be the only one.

General consensus is 2>1>3>5>4>6

>>91878014
Penis head is very good at his job.

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>>91880090
>strawpolls being reliable
>ever

>>91880147
It's what /co/ voted on.

A lot of people seem to like the first 3 episodes better because there's more action. The last 3 episodes focused more on Ashi and didn't rank as highly.

8 is still pretty good.

>>91878014
He almost looks like a Jojo character of some sort.

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>>91880223
Go home, cancer

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>>91875683
Scaramouche is best robot

>>91875932
So much Bazinga in one little post. Wanna bitch about "da degeneracy" while your at it?

>>91880090
>Highest rated episode is the lowest rated on /co/
pottery

>>91875683
I jumped a little off my seat when I saw him open his eyes.

>What other Season 5 shit, have you guys been enjoying?
The return of the scotsman and his retarded insults was one of the best things so far. I really hope Scotsman Posting becomes a thing.

Also, I have a question.
"The burgeoning romance between Jack and Ashi takes a turn after they are hunted by one of the galaxy's deadliest creatures."

Does /co/ know something about this? Found it on the Wikipedia page of the season 5

>>91875790
Where are all the woman?

>>91877608
Does anyone have the Vocaroo link of that one anon saying "benis babe"? It was posted in a thread a few days ago

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>>91875790
>reminds me of the ending of Big Fish

>that temple of the damned sound when ashi was reaching jack
and nice to finally know who the horseman is

>>91875683
He's literally just going to die again.

Also I hope that Demongo thing was just a one time gag. The whole point of Samurai Jack was that Aku wasn't some moustache twirling, 80's saturday morning cartoon villain keeping henchmen. When they fail, he kills them. It's part of what makes him fucking scary.

>>91884179
>and nice to finally know who the horseman is

Literally a fucking nobody? Or was there a reference I missed? It looked like he was just an angery ghost.

>>91884362
well I mean it's nice that it isn't just going to keep showing up like "ooooooohhhhh"

You dummies, Demongo's a demon. He's from Hell. If he dies, he gets sent back again, and can potentially be resummoned. He'd just need to re-gather a bunch of souls, like a 50 years grindfest. Why is that hard to understand?

>>91875683
Why hasn't Aku called anyone a fool yet? reeeee

Are there screencaps of the upcoming episode from CN's server available somewhere?

>>91886939
They haven't been posted anywhere yet as far as I can see.

Why is Scaramongo the Merciless Soul Collector the best ship of Season 5?

>>91888756
The one Scaramouche got thrown out of by cockney dogs is the best ship in S5

>>91876449
this, I didn't laugh, but it threw me for a loop. I forgot they could do that.

>>91875849
He did.

>>91880219
You've watched episode 8!?

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http://vocaroo.com/i/s0hBcLcYYagX

>>91875683
Same! I was a little sad that /co/ couldn't just enjoy our favourite assasin bot being alive because of all the hooplah about the penis joke.

>>91875683
Pretty hilarious that everyone memed 'whip it out babe' and then the next classic Scaramouche line was about a penis.

>>91875683
I would ask how they knew Scaramouche would be so loved by the fans, enough to bring him back but I guess when you've got a great character on your hand, you just know.

>>91890000

I mean, it's pretty basic screenwriting to raise the stakes with a dangerous secret about the hero threatening to get loose. We're right at the half way point -- which is when you'd want to do this -- and there's no other character in a position to do it. You know, rule of threes and shit. He called attention to it in the first episode as though it were new information, he's reinforcing it as he tries to deliver the information, etc.

>>91884132

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0xtqPKR87fW

>tfw you've been trying to perfect your own attempt ever since you heard it

So we all know this is gonna happen, right?

>Scaramouche finally gets to tell Aku (annoyed at all the cut-off calls) Jack lost his sword
>But at this point Jack has already gotten his sword back
>RIP Scaramouche

>>91890274
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0xtqPKR87fW
Sin?

>>91890339
He'll probably get there right as Jack finally finds out where the sword is, but before he gets to it, so the entire episode is a race to get it before Aku gets to him and kills him

>>91880090
The amount of votes fluctuate too much for this to be an accurate representation of /co/'s feelings. I feel like most people would have episode 5 as their least favourite from the season so far

>>91884128
They arr rook same

>>91890943
>race
Aku can immediately teleport himself whenever he wants.

>>91880090
>best episode is rated the lowest
This is just assanine. So many of you freaks are watching this not because you saw it as a kid but because you're still watching cartoons and need to fuck off.

>>91891249
This

>>91880090
I haven't seen the ep 6 one linked yet.

Episode 6 is way better than 4 and 5, and I liked those to begin with.

>>91880090
2 to the 1 from the 1 to the 3

>>91876770
he kept his ESSENCE

>>91876357
How did they pee then?

>>91884362
Japanese samurai grim reaper, sude
Takes the souls of samurai who have failed or lost their honor

>>91892049
they squat down and let it out

>>91878014
dunno why but pic reminds me of dsfargeg
also
>but he made the penis-head actual owner of the body swagger and wave his arms and hands all groovy-like.
the joke was that he was giving him head

>>91884057
>I really hope Scotsman Posting becomes a thing.
that's dumb
YA SINGLES GETTING
NEW FAGGIN
NOT CONTRIBUTIN
TUMBLR GOIN
DICK SUCKIN
SHITPOSTER

>>91889478
It was a pretty nice boat

>>91892049
In the same way that they hide their weapons.

>>91875683
Very glad. His death felt kinda cheap, and I also noticed his head wasn't damaged, so there was hope.

>>91875683
Yes, it feels good to know that some villians are alive.

>>91875790
>No woman
How they reproduce? Why there is so many!?

>>91894137
This made me sad...

>benis joke in MY Samurai Joke
How did they get away with this

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>>91875683
After seeing the episode, I suddenly realized that Scaramouche is going to be the one responsible for Aku's death.

I mean think about it. What is Scaramouche's main goal at this point? It's to tell Aku that Jack lost his sword. And we already know what Jack's next goal will be. To finally get how sword back. So Scaramouche, much delayed by the various shenanigans we saw during the last episode, finally makes it back to Aku and tells him Jack no longer possesses the weapon designed to kill Aku. Aku is overjoyed, and with renewed enthusiasm restarts his war against the samurai in earnest. But while Scaramouche is trying to reach Aku, Jack is searching for his sword. Because of Scaramouche's delays, Jack finds the sword as Aku learns that he lost it, just in time to fight off Aku's final assault on him and his allies (since the show has been dropping hints left and right that Jack is more than capable of gathering an army to stand against Aku). Aku, believing that the samurai no longer has the means to destroy him, is overconfident and easily lured into Jack's trap with the prospect of squashing all forces of the resistance in one fell swoop. At the moment of Aku's apparent victory, Jack finally uses the sword for its intended purpose: Killing Aku, thus ending the series.

>>91894137
So he's over 80 years old and still working

>>91894137
>tfw you will never get to hang out a bar full of assassin washouts
Why does real life have to be so boring?

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>Yale says Scaramouch is homophobic

Literally the worst fucking school.

>>91894283
That, or Scaramouch tells him Jack lost the sword. Jack turns up with it, and Aku kills Scaramouch for "lying" to him.

>...Ding, baby.

mega anyone?

>>91896249
I thought it was common knowledge Yale was a meme uni

>>91897023
They've never said anything that retarded before, though.

>Calling everyone "babe" is being homophobic

In what fucking reality?

>>91896249
Did you even read the article?

A student-run publication (School news paper) with probably 2-3 people in it wrote that bullshit. It doesn't mean the entire university shares the same view.

Just like how some anons are too stupid to do basic research and understanding.

>>91897268
Why bother? It's retarded regardless. So fuck off, cunt.

>>91897292
>basic research and understanding.
>Why bother?

This is why America is shit.

>>91897350
>le America is shit because someone didn't read an entire article made by stupid people

Fuck off, kid.

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>>91882601

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>>91896249

>"I perceive this character to be homosexual based sorely on his mannerisms and speech"
>"But YOU'RE the homophobic one!"

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>>91897397
If it really takes you so much effort to take a few minutes to read then you are a total loss.

>>91897077

current one?

>>91897512
If your autism is that bad you're this bothered someone didn't read an idiotic article then you're beyond help.

>>91894137
That saddened me. Not because he's a bartender, but because he just gave up on it.

I don't mind him being retired, but I was hoping we'd see this tough bartender that always kept his sword under the counter or something.

But hey, if he can keep those goons in the bar in line, it does imply he is at least SOMEWHAT tough.

>>91897556
Actually I find this really amusing.

>>91897434
I absolutely love that, when people claim a flamboyant character is gay due to stereotypes then proceed to claim the character is homophobic due to having those stereotypes.

Nowhere in the show has Mouche-babe been shown to be interested in men (or anything really) but because he is flamboyant, he must be a misrepresentation of gay people. The irony is thick enough to stir with a spoon.

PS. I would have had this post out five minutes ago if Captcha wasn't the most broken as shit ever

>>91897586
Didn't he gave up being a wannabe samurai? He probably does have a sword under the counter.

>>91897620
Hell, it's funny that people think any kind of flamboyance must equal GAY and not just theatrical. It's like they've never seen acting before.

>>91875790
I've always wondered, are the archers actually human? They look human but they're kinda off, and there aren't any women.

>>91897663
>people think any kind of flamboyance must equal GAY
Because men must be MANLY or they will get a whipping in a non-fun kind of way.

>>91897593
Yeah, it's amusing how retarded you are

>>91897694
Could be something like the Gorons in Zelda, they all look masculine, but clearly reproduce in some way.

>>91876770
Whats with his name? Some reference i dont get it?

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>>91897723
It's ok anon. Stay mad.

And if it makes you feel better you can reply to have the last comment.

>>91897810
Demon
Demongo

Wouldn't fly pass the censors if you called him a soul collecting demon.

>>91897835
Not even the same guy, genius.

>>91897883
Doubt it was anything like that. They called Aku a demon numerous times. Hell, saying Demon doesn't necessarily denote a reference to Christianity.

>>91897835
>le u mad xD

Grow up.

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>>91897835
Thanks Yale-apologist

>>91897927
Yet they had some weird issue of allowing them to say soul in that episode. I think it was more of too much of a thing rather than peppered words spread out.

>>91897883
I try to point out thats rather stupid, mosty uncreative neme ever.

>>91898045
Genndy hate naming things for reasons.

>>91898012
Where? They call him the "Soul Collector" like a dozen or so times, well, more like he called himself that.

>>91879150
You are watching a fucking cartoon. Don't talk about maturity.

>>91879150
Wow, a contrarian shitpost. So mature.

>>91889478
One of them being Astro.

>>91876770
I liked that he didn't call it essence anymore.

>>91898066
No they didn't. They never once called him a soul collector in the episode. He referred himself as "Dealer of destruction. The merchant of doom." Every word they could of said soul they replaced with "essence".

>>91898585
Yes they did. He said "Da Soul Collector" when he appeared.

>>91898628
Anon I'm talking about the episode from a decade ago.

>>91898688
Yes, and in that episode he called himself Soul Collector.

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>>91898749
Show me where in the episode does he ever calls himself a soul collector that's not the title.

>>91898879
How about you show me since you're so certain that he was never called that and being "censored" until now?

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>>91898926
Anon are you even paying attention? I never flat out claimed it was a censored. Just I THINK they had a weird issue with it. As much as I love watching Demongo, the only way you can learn yourself is to go download the episode and watch it with subtitles. Not once he self proclaimed with the words soul collector. Not one part of the script anywhere they used the word "soul".

>>91899043
FOOLISH SAMURAI!

>>91899043
Yea, sure. Whatever. I just imagined him being known as the Soul Collector all these fucking years.

Go fuck yourself, cunt.

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>>91899056

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>>91897292
>>91899081
Holy shit you really don't like to be informed.

>>91899134
You didn't inform me of anything, except how wrong you are.

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>>91899081

You're completely missing the point. Yes he's known as the soul collector, but it was never said in the episode.

There hasn't been a single thing I've disliked and I'm not even a Jack/Ashi shipper.

>>91899229
It was though. Stay wrong.

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Scaramouche, Scaramouche, will do the Fandango?

>>91899258
>>91899229
>>91899178
>>91899134
>>91899081
>>91899043
Can you fucking retards not google?
They refer to him as the "Soul Collector" basically everywhere, even official sources, but I don't think it's ever said in the actual episode and the episode title is just "Demongo" last I checked.
You're both fucking wrong/right.

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>>91899361
>They refer to him as the "Soul Collector" basically everywhere, even official sources, but I don't think it's ever said in the actual episode

That's the fucking entire point I was explaining.

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>>91899455
WELL OKAY

>>91899455
Then fucking prove it.

>>91899335
THUNDERBOLT AND LIGHTING

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>>91899547
Anon, we're all in agreement. You can stop now.

>>91899651
Fuck off.

>>91899702
But I'm the only person that actually bothered to google. You fuck off.

>>91899718
dude, not any of those dudes, but soul is never said in the episode

it's all "essence"

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>>91899759
That's what I fucking said, you penis.

>>91899335
>>91899607
>TFW Bohemian Rhapsody will super-charge Jack's weapon with ANCESTRAL POWERS like he did against the Kill Bots
>TFW Scaramouche is the hero we all need, but not the one we deserve

>>91899791
Fuck off.

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>>91899822

>>91899839
Nice shitpost, bub.

>>91899934
You too, bb.

>>91899952
Whatever, child.

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Will you anons just fuck each other already?

>>91900007
>>91900001
Please.

>>91900007
But that's homoerotic love, sudoku jack

>>91900007
>>91900038
>>91900040
You all go fuck yourselves.

He should've been Jack's daughteru instead of Ashi.

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>>91900243
l-lewd

>>91900265
I'd kill for Scaramouche to have been Jacks annoying side-buddy

>suit turns out to be soot and burnt skin
>just scrubs it off

Pretty sure she'd just be running with no skin now instead of having a nice clean layer underneath.

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>>91900311
>Lolipop chainsaw with Jack and Scaramouche

>>91900311
>turns out he knows a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy who know another guy who knows where Jack's sword is
>Jack forces him to lead them to the sword's location

>>91900336
you underestimate the power of a human beings epidermis

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>>91900398
Sorry, but all I can imagine is Scaramouche dangling from Ashi's hip like this.

>>91900449
I need a drawfag now to work on this... babe

>>91900436
Except to be burn until the skin is charred and black and STAYS that way wouldn't make it something you can just peel off like a week old scab and be all better.

>>91900460
There's actually been two or so pics of it drawn over at Tumblr, don't have them on me though

>>91900460
>Check out the moons on this baby, Jacky-boy. Bet that gets a fire going in the ol' "topknot", eh? What? No angry scowl? No catty remark from the toots? Give me something to work with!

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Would you?

>>91900480
good thing its a cartoon
https://youtu.be/dKJgYCJzbrM?t=9m31s

and skin is tough in this universe

>>91900336
I didn't think it was soot. I was thinking some sort of evil goo not alive symbiote like material.

>>91900724
Pretty sure it was something that burned them. Funny though, given the mother actually did wear clothing. Bitch wasn't as tough as her kids.

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>>91900793
I can't wait to see her again

WHO IS GENTLE JIM

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>>91900848

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>>91900490
got it

>>91894286
No pension plans.

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>>91900848

>>91901105
But what of her ass?

>>91900793
If you look back though at some of the training and worshiping scenes you can see some of the other cultists wearing clothes. Maybe you have to get to a certain level before you can take the ash off?

>>91901105
noice

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>>91875683

>>91898313
I think essence was due to the tv y7 rating. although the flying dutchman in spongebob claimed souls so idk

>>91901205
Unlikely. Ashi and the other girls were burnt at a young age, and then "graduated" in the scene where they slaughter the other cultists and get their masks before being dispatched. The High Priestest is just a hypocrite who claims all this shit about Aku, and yet probably wouldn't have the guts to do to herself what she did to her own children.

>>91875790
>>91897694
Also they don't age like humans, since the ones Jack met look exactly the same as they did 50 years ago.

>>91901332
Wonder if they have some ties to Egyptians. They got that Pharoh like beard/goatee thing, and the three that were cursed did turn into Anubis-like creatures.

>>91897694
the wiki used to have them klisted as humans (the mountain monks too) but i think that was just the assumption of the fan who made the site.

>>91901516
Well, wikis are hardly ever official sources.

Still laugh at that one Zelda wiki that decided to put gender pronouns on their fucking articles like a bunch of twats.

>>91875790
>>91897694
>>91901332
There were no female looking ones in their village, so my guess is that they're aliens or mutants and reproduce differently. One of the consistent rules in this world that Genndy has established is that all members of the same alien races look a lot alike, save for humans who vary wildly.

>>91901567
Sweet Christmas

>>91899934
>>91899952
>>91900001
>>91900038
>>91900243
"no you hang up first"

>>91901588
>>91901332
guys they're obviously ogryn

>>91901780
nah m8, they're too eloquent and good at building stuff

>>91901655
You fuck off further.

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>>91901283

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>>91888756
When are they gonna make out? It's a match made in villainous heaven

>>91894087
Cheap how? It was a pretty intense battle given Jack was wigging the hell out at fucking rocks ever other second.

>>91889776
You're close, a little too dumpy/kermit sounding. Make it a little higher and add the robot effect

You'll be numero uno once againo babe

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>>91902398

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>>91905438
This is now a Deep Space Nine thread and there's nothing any foolish Samurai can do about it

>>91904419
>Scaramouche throws him an exploding knife
>Jack tosses it back
>somehow this stuns Scara so he just stands there and talks as Jack walks up to him and bisects him

That last part bugged me. He just stood there and waited.

I like the character, but I also miss when good SJ villains would just die. They'd be good for an episode, and fulfill their purpose. Now we have a whole season based on 2 that lived.

>>91876770
It took him 50 years to come back. I doubt Aku would outright kill one of his most powerful minions (his own words), but failure demanded a half century of punishment.

>>91875932
The penis joke wasn't even that funny, just that fact that they actually did it is what caught me off guard

>>91907449
I thought the fact that he was riding a dick was funny.

Anyone have the tier list of episodes that goes from "essential" to "what were they thinking"?

So are the weekly leaks even coming out?

>>91875683
Would he have blown Jack?

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>>91909435
I wouldn't doubt it one bit

>>91894283

I really hope this happens.

mega link?

>>91905285
There's some slight robotic modulation thrown in behind it but I'm still working on perfecting it. I've been doing side-by-side comparisons for the past two days or so so's I can get it as close as humanly possible.

>>91903097
Is it weird to like gay robot/monsterboy ships as a heterosexual man

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>>91899081
>>91899229
>>91899361
Welcome to the Mandela Effect.

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>>91910004
>like gay robot/monsterboy ships
>heterosexual man
You don't need to be in denial, my man

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"Commander, tell me about your sexual organs."

>>91910070
> look at Demongo
> happy feeling that I only felt one or two times for friends I really liked
> look at live action gay porn
> it's fucking horrifying
Pretty sure it's just autism, same as those furries who are into animal men but not real men or animals

>>91876770

I really hope Demongo comes back more.

He's so cool.

I almost wish he's actually not Aku's crony this time.

Not like, a good guy, just not affiliated with Aku any more after escaping from the pit of hate.

>>91910185
>I almost wish he's actually not Aku's crony this time.

I bet he's not. Aku doesn't give second chances.

>>91910185
> he's a divorce attorney now

>>91910218
As we just saw with the 'Mouche.

Good point.

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>>91910176
2D has always been better then 3DPD, it's nothing new

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>>91910070
I hope Genndy lets them fuck

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>>91910313
I want them to get married and have ear shattering sex afterwards

>>91910347
How can you prove that they're not having wild, obnoxious and ear shattering sex out of wedlock?

>>91875932

>Implying it wasn't fucking hilarious

That penis joke was a fucking ambush and you know it, it's OK to admit you laughed

>>91910347
Why are porn comics never like this? I only know one japanese guy who does this. All the western nonhuman stuff is disturbingly reptillian. They're all about glamorizing the Marty archetype.

>>91910347
>Loud clanking and scatting
>High-pitched screeching and cackling

Imagine trying to sleep next to their room

>>91901588
Maybe they rape the species of other women and keep the captive like orcs

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>>91910723
>certain hotels in multiple akupolis cities have banned them because of the awful noise they make
How long do you think a migraine caused by them would last? A month?

>>91894286
My grandfather is over 80 years old and still works pretty damn hard.

>>91910795
Few days, or maybe a week

>They'll never come up with an idea to get an apartment with sound-proofing

>>91910873
>>91910795
Is their relationship sustainable? What are their shared interests aside from killing the Samurai

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>Season 5
>All those thicc hearty scotsman daughters

MERCY

>>91910897
They're probably just rivals with benefits

>>91911001
That's disturbing but I guess they're assholes so it makes sense

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>>91911057
>disturbing
More like hot

>>91894283

So Scaramouche would basically be like Nux in the Mad Max film.

>>91911079
How am I supposed to masturbate if they're in a weird soulless detatched non-relationship anon

>>91911158
They're the only ones with egos huge enough and strong ears to provide each other with mind blowing sex that causes headaches to everyone else

I doubt they're able to have sex that good if one of them happens to kick the bucket, but their ego won't let them admit that

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>>91911158
You gotta think of your own ideas, it's what makes it fun

I personally think they'd be bored dickheads that fuck around, trying to get back to being Akus top assassins or atleast find something to do

>>91911211
>Starts out with "First one to blow their load is Aku's least favorite"
>"If you gag on my dick, babe, that means you automatically lose"
>Eventually it loses the whole Aku aspect
>Then it's just "Wanna have a quick fuck behind the bar?"

>>91901105
It's even the same voice actor, for one at least.

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'And he dusted me eye!'

>Aku found or had built a robot Popeye in his desperation over Jack's survival through all those years

>after what had to be an apocalyptic battle Jack somehow defeats him


>still all Jack was capable of doing to him was giving him a dusted eye

>>91911454
*busted

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>>91876770
>Demongo collects souls
>the Scotsman is currently existing as a disembodied soul
What's gonna happen /co/?

>>91896249
>the entire university shares the opinion of one article
That anon has gone beaucoup coocoo

>>91911532
>Not Demongo collecting the souls of the deceased sisters

>>91911532

>Demongo collects the Scotsman's soul
>After a brief strange moment Demongo is surrounded by a pillar of light as he screams.
>When the light dissipates a strange muscular figure is standing in his place wearing Demongo's cape.
>He whips open the cape to reveal a long flaming blue beard as well as red tartan instead of silk lining the inside of the cape.

"DEMONGO BE NO MORE," The creature screams with the drones of bagpipes beneath his voice, "NOW THERE BE ONLY OILLIPHEIST, COLLECTOR OF LILLY LIVERED, PANTY WAISTED, WEAK WILLED WARRIOR SOULS WHAT DIED IN BATTLE TO TAKE DOWN AKUUUUUUUU!"

>His many daughters look on in awe as their father, reborn and renamed after a Scottish dragon of myth began soaring over battlefields collecting wandering unsettled ghosts of warriors.
>Later on after Aku is defeated he takes them with him into the afterlife.

jack will defeat aku in the final fight with ashi's love but will lose his essence to deathmongo and basically become the next aku

>>91911752
You forgot the most important part
>Jack: You managed to conquer Demongo from the inside! How can this be?!
CELTIC RUNES LADDIE!

>Scaramouche on his way to tell Aku Jack has no sword
>While Jack himself has started to go look for his sword

I can't be the only one seeing the likely scenerio that could come from this? Scaramouche getting Aku killed by accident:

>"Yeah Aku, he has no sword"
>"Ok, I go kill him"
>"Foolish samurai, now you end, because you have no sword!"
>Jack now has a free surprise attack with his sword he just got back.

The events really are looking like Aku will be told the info at the worse possible time.

>>91912084
Classic Samurai Jack

>>91911988
Thank you. Genuinely. I snorted a little.

>>91911208
>>91911373
>>91911211
I must be a different kind of gay than you guys or something because I'm not hearing any of the other fuzzy emotions that don't involve the dick

fug without hug is no good ok

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>>91912337
We all have our different preferences, here's a pic for you though

>>91912359
Thank you.

Where do you find things like this? I don't know a lot of boorus

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>>91911079
>>91911211
>>91912359
This is cringe as fuck

I hate shippingfags so much

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>>91912404
Got it over at Tumblr

>>91912413
If you're talking about the "freinds with benefits" angle I feel the same but that's on me.

If not, consider whether your secondhand embarrassment is genuinely secondhand. If you're also feeling a bubbly sensation you might want to ask yourself some questions.

>>91912419
My computer and internet connection is too shit to handle tumblr most of the time but I'll have to find a way to make it work

>>91897292
It's literally at most a trio of loonies in college of thousands

>>91911454
There was a LOT of HanBarb references this episode.

It's also the first one have curse words and female nudity. I think this was the first episode they wrote post [as]. The others are a lot more like the older ones in terms of limits (aside from blood obv)

>>91907147
He got roughed up pretty bad by the dagger.

>>91912473
>Physical attraction at first
>"Friends with benefits" deal is made
>Later on they get an odd feeling in their chest whenever someone else is touching one of them
>They realize that they're feeling jealous
>"Oh no"
>Too egotistical to admit to each other that there's something more between them than just casual sex and bitter arguments

>>91912537
So what? They're still retarded, as is their shit school.

>>91913487
> Demongo slips up once in a while and starts calling him babe

>>91900848
Imo he is a travelling suicide booth salesman.
And he is damn good at his job.

>>91912084
Inb4...
>Aku manages to get to Jack before he gets the sword
>Ashi watches as Aku kills Jack
>Ashi manages to get the sword and she sneaks into Akus palace to end the threat of him
>Aku sends Ashi into the past
>Ashi and the sword are found by a young Japanese emperor

The cycle never ends!

>>91913767
He wouldn't fucking dare after all these years.
Jack has to get a good ending..right? RIGHT?

>>91913613
>"But... that's my word, babe"

>>91911208
Does 'Mouche scat while fucking?

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Post animation errors.

>>91915069
Of course.

It'll be fine, as long as his weapon's not in the room

>>91915135
I love Jack but they are having some real continuity issues this season.

>>91915135
those aren't dog
if they were dogs they wouldn't have gotten offended by Scar implying that they're dogs

unlike Scaramouche, the bouncer was not a racist unable to tell dogs from people of fur

>>91915135
feral dog=/=sentient aliens that looks like dogs
Are you autistic or something?

>>91876770
it was just a mild case of eternal bleeding.

>>91915308
Dogs aren't aliens fag.

Just because the dogs can talk from Season 1 doesn't mean they're not dogs.

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But what is haggis?

SHEEP'S STOMACH STUFFED WITH MEAT AND BARLEY!

>>91880223
>/co/co/ finds another character to add to the cancer

>>91875683
He wiped a city.