What life lessons did arthur teach you? You should be ashamed

It taught me to love fat asses.

not to touch your brothers toys.

Having fun isn't hard if you have a library card.

Ancient Rome is not like home.

>>91870342
COLOSSEUM

>>91869618
Well what I can I say the ass was phat

>>91869217
To be grateful I don't have a younger sister.

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>>91869217

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>>91871294

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Bigotry makes people cry

>>91873212
Am I a bad person for bursting into laughter when she started tearing up?

He taught me NOT TO TOUCH IT!

>>91873212
What is the context of this?

JEKYLL JEKYLL JEKYLL HYDE HYDE JEKYLL

>>91869217
>Molly in swimsuit
Dick we can't keep doing this.

>>91873870
>That episode Arthur tried to cyber bully Sue Ellen into suicide

>>91873870
>Sue Ellen gets a wool coat from her pen pal and wears it to school
>Arthur cracks a joke about how she looks like a sheepdog while wearing it
>She goes along with the joke and laughs
>Arthur keeps repeating it and talks to her like she's an actual dog
>She starts to get upset
>She tells Mr. Ratburn and he tells Arthur
>Arthur gets mad and later makes that picture to get back at her
He also draws a picture of Sue Ellen's head on a dog but I can't remember when that takes place

smash fat bunny ass when given the chance

>>91873997
You know you want it.

>>91874022
>that episode where Arthur tried to kill his dog

>>91874057
I don't remember Arthur being such a dick. He's like that kid with aspergers that will repeat everything so much until it pisses everyone off.

>>91869217
Little Sisters are shit. Then they grow up... and become even worse.

>>91873997
Dude she's 9.

>>91874298
>The episode where Mr Ratburn goes homeless

it taught me that I was ... JEKYLL JEKYLL HYDE JEKYLL HYDE HYDE JEKYLL!!!

>>91874420
>draw a teenager
>call it a nine year old

Fuck you PBS.

>>91869217
_ ____ __ ____ ____ ______

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>>91869217
Why do 4th graders have lockers?

>>91874414
and date a black guy.

>>91874592
I had a locker in fourth grade

>>91874623
Why?

Its not like you're boncing from classroom to classroom all day

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Arthur taught me that tomboys are top-tier.

>>91874609
Yeah, how come I never had a black guy?

>>91874644
I dunno, we just had them in the hallway

>>91874644
Some schools would have a locker for your backpack and coat instead of the hooks. My school had us use gym uniforms, supplies for art class, and other stuff that made locker space handy. Anything else like the books we'd use for our main class was stored in our desks.

>>91874420
she's also not real

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It taught me about the purest form of love.

>>91874656
this

>>91873212
The animation turned to real shit in the later seasons.

I can't even tell if this is from the actual episode or the Flash visual novel version of it.

>>91874705
you're missing out.

>>91874057
Also, Ratburn has Arthur write Sue Ellen an apology letter and his apology is backhanded and snarky.

>>91874420
How old is that in human years

>>91874420
so how old is Arthur? is he a manlet?

>>91874705
Not hot enough

>>91875007
>>91873212
There needs to be a compilation of amazing Arthur moments

>>91873832
It reminds me of tails gets trolled

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>>91873212
Nope. She's a cat -- she'd be presented as being in the wrong and it doesn't look like it.

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>>91873212
http://pbskids.org/arthur/games/comic_sofunny/

>Arthur canonically chose the worst ending possible in the flash game.

When did he become such an asshole? Francine and Muffy already had that role filled.

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>>91875315
Was this about consent and rape?

>What life lessons did arthur teach you?

>>91875813
I just learned how iron ore is smelted.

>>91875813
Why was Buster watching them fuck?

>>91875813
I'll take your place Sue Ellen

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>George:You guys look kind of silly
>Molly:Yeah you look like a coat rack moose boy. Why don't you run along and read a book. Oh wait I forgot you can't read
>George:I can read...*bawls out*

MOLLY IS SAVAGE

>>91873212
Legend of the Dog faced Woman

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>>91875813
>>91875903
>and that's how iron ore was smelted

No really what the fuck are they learning in that school

>>91874644
In my area the kids bounce from classroom to classroom even in first grade. So I imagine they would need a locker to hold stuff they don't need for the class they're heading to.

>>91875141
She's crying because she's a proud feline sad she was likened to a mangy mutt?

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>>91869217
I don't even know.

>>91873212
Man that's a real smooth cut and paste job

>>91874057
>>91875007
this is just more arthur episode memeing right? He didn't really become a huge dick, right?

>>91877067
He's not an ass, but he didn't understand that his joke got old and is kind of mean, and got offended himself at the idea that he's being a jerk and kind of became a bigger jerk out of it.

>>91869217
Used car salesmen are millionaires.
Depression and PTSD are common conditions among 8 year olds.
Two moms are a lot of moms.

>>91869217
Younger siblings will always get away with being complete shitfucks and the only way to deal with them is to fuckin punch them.

>>91878074
I honestly can't think of a single show starring a character with a younger sibling where said sibling was totally annoying and always getting away with shit.

>>91875020
I shit you not:
69

>>91875315
>sheep wool sweater
>all the characters are animals

Who is being shaved in school?

That anthropomorphic mammals have a vaguely Christian morality

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>>91874656
yeees

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>>91878640

Sexual attraction to rabbits is OK.

I'm lookin' at you Molly and Judy.

Arthur is how I got into death grips

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>>91878729
Wow it feels like I was on another planet
I wonder if this is how Anthony fantano feels like

>>91878729
How do you get into deathgrips via arthur?

>>91878834
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-1sbZ66UMqc

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>>91878676
>>91878658
>>91878640
>>91878608

>>91878658
fuck

>>91878868
God it looks so weird, the characters have that hand-drawn look to them but it's all flash.

>>91876153
Teaching them a trade skill when the world eventually collapses so they can have an edge over stone and stick wielding savages

>>91876153
It's a good combination of chemistry and physical processes.

>>91876408
I think it's funny how black people don't have a problem with this

>>91879099
I think incest is a poverty thing more than anything. It's only acceptable in ghettos and Appalachia

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Arthur taught me that if there's an unpopular girl in class, she's unpopular for a good reason, probably due to crippling personality flaws.

>>91877778
Now I know where half the internet learned it's life lessons.

>>91879143
If you're talking exclusively about the US then maybe.

>>91878635
>vaguely
Arthur and Binky explicitly attend the same church

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>>91879192
Yeah, Jenna is THE WORST

>>91874656
>>91878640
>>91878676
>no boner not now!

>>91879364

Why does it have a jew nose when it should be an animal

>>91879413
Jews are still a problem in Arthur's universe

>>91876141
underrated

>>91879433

I thought Francine was the Jew

>>91879364
Wasn't she the one that needed a diaper? That's usually a problem for someone who's been molested.

So I guess the moral I learned was that people who are molested are just utter garbage and ugly.

>>91876621
Yeah, I'm not a fan of the shitty flash animation at all but aside from the rotating mouse cursor that was pretty neat, rescaling the dog head by grabbing the corner instead of the side to keep the aspect ratio was a neat touch.

>>91879364
What the fuck is this thing?

Remember that fanfic where Molly sucked Arthur off at the pool but she was in trouble with a local criminal gang and Arthur went to save her and some stray petrol splashed his hand and he punched out the adult leader when his hand caught fire like something from fucking G Gundam?

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>>91880337
>this entire fic
I don't know where to begin

>>91873212
>tfw arthur has better photoshop skills than you

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>>91869217
Blind Bunny>Bully Bunny

>>91880337
You can't just say something like that and not provide a link

>>91880790
>Only character in the show who can't have an original point of view.

>>91880337
>That episode where D.W. kept on touching Arthur's freshly painted High Grade Nu Gundam ver. Ka gunpla.

It doesn't transform you stupid bitch, stop asking.

>>91870342
*BUM BUM*

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>>91869217
That you should never take any shit from a bully.

Cake is fucking delicious

>>91880790
Bully Bunny>All Things In This Life

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>>91874656
>Arthur taught me that tomboys are top-tier.

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>>91880790

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>>91879192
>Fern's face when Francine was going to be her hiking buddy.

It's the barely restrained dislike for her peers that occasionally bubbles out in an explosive manner that makes her special.

>>91881212
To be fair, I would be pissed if I was stuck with Francine too, but Fern is probably on the autism spectrum.

>>91881212
Disliking Francine makes her much more relatable and likable DESU.

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>>91880337
Wait what? Was this some /co/ fever dream shit or is this from archive, because that's some crazy genre shifting.

>>91881300
>Was this some /co/ fever dream shit
the blowjob in the pool was an actual fanfic posted on /co/ a long long time ago, prior to the archive existing.
the rest i don't know about

>>91881141
>you'll never fuck a blind bunny loli

Am i here just to suffer

>>91881141
>She's in your car
>Ready to go all the way
>Reaches down
>"Wow you're so big"
>She's jerking off the shift and whispering into your headrest

>>91881111
She wears those jeans pretty well in the back

>>91881435
W A S F A T
A
S

F
A
T

>>91880876
>>91880581
>http://cartoon.adult-fanfiction.org/story.php?no=600091859&chapter=4

"I'm not a kid," said Arthur, sparks jumping out of the walkie-talking, igniting his oily right hand and the trail of flammable fluids. Fire jumped and danced along the trail. Edmond took his eyes off of Arthur and looked at the fire, watching as it leapt across the floor and slowly climbed up his boots and onto his legs.

"AHH, JESUS!" he screamed. He threw his pistol to the ground as he started slapping at his pants, attempting to put out the fire. Arthur stood up and looked at his right hand, now engulfed in flames. He couldn't feel any pain. He looked from his hand to Edmund.

"I'm not a kid!" he shouted as he balled his fist up. Edmund raised his head in confusion for a moment and Arthur rushed forward and shouted

"I AM A MAN!"

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>>91881479
>>91881435

>>91881212
Fern doesn't particularly like Francine. There was another episode where Fern happily imagined Francine being carried off to her death by a giant pterodactyl just for having the audacity to insult her story. My guess is that Fern still remembers the first season episode when Francine insulted her.

Fern never forgets, Fern never forgives.

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>>91881500
>"I AM A MAN!"

>That episode where imageboard caps were leaked depicting Arthur talking about how much he wants to fuck every girl in school in graphic detail, causing him to be suspended, lose all his friends and become a social pariah

>>91881141
Where did she get the condoms? What is the point of the condoms if we're going to fuck like rabbits?

>>91881500
>>91881572

What is a man? A miserable pile of secrets.

It's been a long time since I've seen an Arthur episode.

Unless they already have it, I kinda want to see an episode dealing with Asperger's, since I myself have it.

>>91875813
>>91875903
>>91876153
>Iron ore is obtained in the conventional method of open cast or underground mining and conveying the ore to the surface preparation are where it is crushed, washed, and transported to the smelter. Here the ore is put into a blast furnace along with limestone and coke and subjected to hot air blasting and heat which converts the ore to molten iron. This is tapped from the bottom of the furnace into molds known as pigs and allowed to solidify into pig iron. This pig iron is converted to wrought iron or processed into steel by several methods.
>The pig iron can be further refined to produce steel or wrought iron. Both these methods reduce the carbon content of the pig iron, which in turn reduces the brittleness property of the metals.
>Wrought iron is produced by pummeling the pig iron using mechanically driven hammers in a wrought iron works. This process prepares it for the next stage which is the heating and forging to the desired wrought iron designs and shapes. This used to be an art of the blacksmith, but is now normally carried out by machines.

Huh

>>91881733
They did and it was pretty good.

>>91874298
What?

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>>91881141
>>91881424
>She's ready to go down and start sucking you off
>Starts blowing the turn signal instead.

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Marina is for Prunella

>>91881733
It's been done.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nsmjwHW40ps

>>91881574
>tripfagging
Lol, got what he deserved.

>>91881753
Which one was that, out of curiosity?

hi

>>91881789
But anon, the turn signal is on the side of the steering column facing the window.

>>91881850
See
>>91881811

>>91879462
How could she be a Jew and be lower middle class. Her dad picked garbage for YHWH sake.

>>91881558
If that were the case, she wouldn't have help Francine find her bracelet.

>>91881797
The ass grab makes this canon.

>>91874022
>tried

>>91881141
>She can't see. So when the two of you go out, she wants you to guide her by holding her hands.
>She can't cook without your help and needs you to guide her.
>Her favorite sex game is when she turns off all the lights so you can't see, and you have to find her blind for surprise sex.

Am I degenerate for sexualizing the blind?

>>91874609
I don't want to talk about it.

>>91881648
Who knows what secrets lurk in the hearts of men?

>>91881936
There are Jews and there are Jews.

>>91881141
reeee she's only for prunella

>>91881936
Don't underestimate Mr. Frensky's powers.

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That animated cakes look delicious and real cakes can never measure up

>>91874057
Wow, Arthur sure was out of character in this one. Did the writers forget he was the main character and was supposed to be likable?

>>91875315
I got curious, so I looked up what actually happened. Turns out it was kind of a combination of all the endings, where Arthur continues being a jerk, but then FINALLY realizes he's wrong and is sincere about it. Still doesn't say if she ended up going through with the class switch, though.

Also, IMO the worst ending possible was Sue Ellen teasing Arthur back and everyone else taking sides, so now everyone hated each other.

What in the ever loving world is wrong with me that I've decided this is how I decided to spend my night?

>>91882264
>brown disks with drippy shit on them
nah, they could've made it look more appetizing

>>91881111
Did this end up having a happy ending?

The janitor is the best character

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>>91882375
> happy ending for an episode

> to a long-running childrens cartoon series

yes anon
yes.

>Arthur is 20 years old

https://youtu.be/Hdckyj7hNjE

>>91882323
George became the loveable loser character. Arthur grew more prone to dickish behavior as time went on. Still, it would have made more sense if it was Muffy or Francine doing it.

>>91874420
Yes and?

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>>91882444
Nice

>>91882495
>Muffy
Actually that would've made a lot more sense. Why would Arthur give a shit about Sue Ellen's fashion, Muffy is the 'fashionista' and 'high class' character.

>that episode with Phillip Seymour Hoffman

>>91873212
>That photoshop
WHAAAT THE FUCK

>>91881936

And one of the guys on my work crew is a Jew, and we do fucking manual labor for shit pay. Yeah he's an irritating shit who won't shut up about how superior he is and keeps calling me a dirty gentile, but he's every bit as poor and classless as I am, and still a fucking Jew.

>>91873212

But that's not bigotry that's bullying.

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>>91879192
>>91881212
Remember kids, if you keep creeping out all of the other kids in class and glaring at them whenever they make you angry, you get stuck with the loser as your best friend.

>>91873870
>>91874931
>>91876621
>>91873832
>>91882777
https://youtu.be/lz624NNdWb0

>>91873212
when did Arthur become Winnie the pooh?

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>>91869217
i wanna fuck that bunny girl

>>91883205
I should have learned that lesson earlier...

>>91883205
But he's a supreme gentleman

>>91882457
>animated in flash
>that tweening
I honestly can't watch this. Its so distracting

>>91883205
I'd still probably hang with Fern. I like her "Everything sucks" attitude. I want to be the thing that doesn't suck to her.

I'd want her to suck me

>>91879192
>>91881212
Are people surprised? The very first episode where she has major speaking role is a "fucking normies" episode

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>>91883205
>>91879192
like being a tremendous slut?

>>91883240
Arthur was a total dick the entire time. What the fuck

>>91883501
Fern would bully you, and would want to step on your nuts.

Wish I saved those mean Fern pastas

>>91883405
>That episode where Fern wants to wreak a bloody vengeance on those who have wronged her but George just wants to throw orange juice at them

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>>91883673

>>91883731
You say that like I wouldn't also enjoy that.

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>>91883324
Who wouldn't?

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>>91869217
>>91883789
>Molly is 10 years old
>noticeable tits

>>91883865
imagine how she looks older

>>91883865
That's my entire school. By 4th grade, the girls started filling out, and we learned what sex was, and damn if we weren't curious. Didn't help that one girl was a REAL early bloomer and sported a rack of D's that she knew every guy would stare at.

>>91883789
Never watched authur, but goddamn dat bunny

>>91882173
THE SHADOW KNOWS

>>91882173
>>91883948
Has there been an episode about old radio serials? There should be.

>>91873212
She likes being his dog.

>>91880922
>High Grade Nu Gundam ver. Ka
Fucking casual.

>>91882323
>the episode where the Teen Titans Go team hijacks the Arthur script

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Post more Mollies.

>>91883789
>>91883865
>>91883945

Having fun isn't hard if she takes your v-card

>>91869217
>>91883789
That swimsuit is really high-cut!

Nice to know animators can get away with their natrual inclination towards cheesecake.

>>91880922
No, but the master grade does.

>>91883903
no.

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>>91884055

>>91884169
Hey, anon, you wanna do us a favor and umm delete that shit from existence?

>>91875813
Honestly I'd be pretty pissed if my teacher gave me an extra assignment the day before a test due on the same day of the test, too.

>>91874057
Wouldn't this just be considered racism in their world? Y'know, since everyone is a damn animal.

>>91884315
>umm
kys

>>91884169
>>91884315
wtf anon

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>>91884169

>>91884407
Binky and Pal are the same species

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>>91882444

PBS kids shows don't always have a happy ending Anon...

>>91884911
Does the dog get put down?

>>91884911
What happened?

>>91884967
>>91884977
Look at the guys eyes.

>>91884911

his daughter was magically turned into a dog after having an argument with Martha. She didn't get better.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=loFwbZsVLxg

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>>91883534
Well sure, her first episode gives us a good idea of her character that has been pretty consistent since. But there have been a few times since then that she has upped the ante beyond what was expected from her. From Binky getting BTFO to turning the whole school against Francine and more.

You'd think that after all these "fucking normies" episodes she stars in that it would stop being surprising when she really goes over the line like that, but they still are when marathoning the series because of how huge the series is and how far apart these episodes are. For multiple seasons in a row Fern will have settled back into the milder role of the quiet, artistic girl who only occasionally says something a little out of the norm, but then out of nowhere she's doing her damn hardest to traumatize Brain with a worm phobia.

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>>91884055
>>91878676
>>91878658
>>91878640
>>91878608
Just for the record, I'm blaming all of you for this /co/

https://pastebin.com/Zm5xp5Ax

Why is there so much Arthur porn?

>>91885555
Why is there so little good Arthur porn?

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>>91885356
>pastebin
this better not be what I think it is

Something that might interest you.

>>>/trash/9004087

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>>91885356
>to seize that bunny box and pound it into submission

>>91885604
>this better not be what I think it is
Depends. What do you think it is?

>>91883240
oh my god the animaton has become so bad since they switched to flash. It wasn't even like this in the mid 2000's, fucks sake.

>>91879197
Kek

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>>91877778
>>91883240
No, this is weird. I grew up watching Arthur in the late 90's/early 2000's, and I don't ever remember arthur doing something even remotely this bad. He was usually the nice guy/voice of reason, like harvey beaks. What the fuck happened to him.

>>91885604
relax. it's just Arthur erotic fan fiction.
no worries.

>>91875813
Are you in the military?

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>>91873212
this desperately needs a Skankhunt edit.

>>91885129
Once a bitch
Always a bitch

>>91884911
you cunt

>>91880337
>>91880876
>>91881300
http://cartoon.adult-fanfiction.org/story.php?no=600091859
here you go

>>91883240
>"Don't take it out on the crackers, it's not their fault."
Buster, you race traitor.
Also, Arthur seems pretty autistic in this episode.

Two real episodes and a fake one game?

>that episode where Brain learns about subliminal messaging
>that episode where Fern self harms
>that episode where DW is with a sex offender

>>91886105
Second one is fake

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>>91886105
one and three
two sounds fake fuck

>>91880337
sounds like the ed edd and eddy fan fiction.

>>91881111
Why do I hear her with Marie Canker's voice?

>Lend Me Your Ear
Arthur, Buster, and Brain are worried when Mr. Ratburn isn't acting like himself. He's always pleased to see them...so what has made him change his tune?
>The Butler Did It
When Mr. Crosswire gets a robot butler for Father's Day, Muffy fears Bailey may be replaced.
>Prunella's Tent Of Portent
At the Elwood City Picnic, Prunella pretends she can see the future at her fortune telling booth. But her best friend, Marina, doubts her mystical powers.
>Mutiny On The Pitch
The Lakewood Elementary soccer team has had enough of Francine's bossy behavior. To show the team how much they need her, Francine gives up her post to the most unlikely teammate...Buster!
>The Hallway Minotaur
Attention Lakewood Elementary! There's a new sheriff-er, hallway monitor-in town, and his name is George Lundgren.
>Ladonna Like List
Ladonna Compson is friendly, funny, and full of personality. Everyone likes her! At least, that's what she thought...
Which episode are you excited for, /co/?
>inb4 i don't watch arthur

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>>91881500
>>91881572
>>91881648
>>91882173
How can you PRETEND to be a man?

>>91886406
I don't watch arthur
I should

>>91886406
Tent of Portent.
Marina is hot. You could cum on her eyes and it wouldn't even matter.

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>>91886396
>>91886418
>>91886430

>>91880337
>>91881500
Someone has to have done a Burning Finger edit of I TOLD YOU NOT TO TOUCH IT by now, right?

Am I really posting in an Arthur thread that is about 30% ogling a character?

Am I really doing this? About to save a bunch of images about this character and then going off to find more?

Is this my life? Yes it is, and its great.

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>>91885356

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A crack of lightning followed by the booming thunder shook the windows of Elwood City Hospital. Rain with its pitter-patter pummeled the building from the cornerstone to the foundation; water couldn’t help but to collect and seep into the ceilings, slowly collecting into one area of the roof and dropping down onto the linoleum floor. Much of the custodial staff was busy upstairs, weathering the storm as they attempted to find a solution to the water leakage; buying themselves much needed time by laying out a polyester tarp over the tiles on the roof.
Hospital staff was forced to make due with buckets. When the amount of buckets needed couldn’t suffice for the amount of drops of rain falling from the ceiling, bed pans were used. With the bedpans occupied, many patients found themselves forced to maneuver from their beds towards the bathrooms in their respective rooms. Eventually with the amount of people flushing their toilets, combined with the water already being used in cleaning various surgical utensils and sanitizing doctors hands caused a rupture in the water main, forcing many of the staff to help direct patients and visitors towards the Arby’s located across the street. A line formed from the entrance of the hospital all the way to the gender-neutral bathrooms located at the back of the respective Arby’s. With the amount of influx of patients needed to relieve themselves, either number 1 or 2, a system was quickly put in place for the patients needing to urinate to do so around the rim of the hospital on and in front of the ER entrance, allowing the trails and pools of urine to run down the hill, essentially creating a yellow river that flowed through the grass, rose garden, and finally into the storm drain. The steam and smell that arose from this river of piss wafted into the air, leaving a putrid trail of piss back towards the entrance of the ER.

>>91883999
There has been.
http://arthur.wikia.com/wiki/Happy_Anniversary
>Arthur and D.W. end up locked in a diner storeroom, where they hear the inspiring radio tale of Crooning Cowboy Kid Carter and his little-sister sidekick.

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>>91886648
This was the first thing that Marina noticed as she made her way up the hill, her walking cane stabbing several calf’s as she maneuvered around what she thought were people wearing shorts. A common misconception about people with disabilities like deafness or blindness are that their other senses, as a way of coping without the use of all six sensory inputs, the brain heightens the ability of the others, working at a higher level due to excess energy not being used for the disabled one (sic). What was true that being blind only allowed Marina from being distracted from trying to see and hear. What most people don’t know about the human brain is that they try to process both sight and sound separately; sight being the visual aid that our brain identifies as a priority rather than sound, which is secondary. In many conversations, there is often miscommunication or the idea that there wasn’t a full picture of what was going on, some argue that most of the time, depending on the person, we spend 70% of the time (sic) focused on a particular spot or point on a person’s face that distracts us from the conversation that we are having with the person, often leading to confusion and the phrase, ‘Come again?’
Be it with men talking to women, with particular aspects of their physical body distracts them from the fact that beyond the physical make-up that they are talking to a living breathing person. It doesn’t help that in fact our sensory inputs are overloaded solely by the sights and also hindered by the smells that make up our surroundings, often an example to extrapolate further on the point in layman terms is of a bat trapped in a wind chime factory.

>>91886715
>>Arthur and D.W. end up locked in a diner storeroom
Go on....

>>91885259
She's just mad that DW tells better horror stories, Binky is better at poetry, George (and Buster at times) has a better imagination, and Buster is a better detective. And Carl has actual autism. What does she have? Nothing.

>>91886406
Butler ep. Bailey is underrated. Mutiny might be a good one if Buster wrecks Francine by being a better leader.

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>>91886725
Marina winced at every sniffle of her nose, even though she couldn’t see what was occurring in front of her, she could very well smell it and in small aspects, taste it. Venturing into the hospital, she was met with further attacks on her other senses; sounds and smells that occupied the space inside combined into a mustard gas of nausea. Marina held her breath and tapped away on the floor, hurrying her step and finding the front desk; she placed her free hand on the counter, clasping onto it like a cliff’s edge.
‘Excuse me?’, she asked through measured gasps of air. ‘I wanted to know where the room of a George Lundgren was located at.’
Juggling two phones at once the Nurse turned her attention up to Marina, “Are you a member of his immediately family?”
Marina felt the inquisitiveness from the tone of the Nurse’s voice; if she knew what eyes had looked like, Marina would imagine that they would be looking at her crossed and bemused. ‘Yes.’

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>>91882457

>1996 was 20 years ago

>>91886807
>Everyone has a right to sleeping with your mother

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>>91886807
Finally arriving at the room in question, the orderly helped Marina off her chariot and back onto the hard floor. She heard him walk away with the squeaky wheels of the wheelchair scurry off back into the other wards of the hospital. Opening the door, the first sound that leapt at her was the iambic beat of the EKG Monitor, then the breathing apparatus, and then the dialysis machine.
‘I’m sorry, I didn’t know Mr. Lundgren was expecting visitor’s at the moment.’ A nurse said as she finished washing George’s arms with a sponge.
‘Is he stable?’ Marina inched closer and closer.
‘The surgeon’s have done all they can, but they don’t expect him to wake up anytime soon. We’ll monitor him for a few days here and make sure his condition stabilizes.’
‘Oh…do you think I could have some time alone with him.’ Marina sat down next to George, her hands rested on her lap as she looks in no direction particular.
‘Yes, that’s fine. If you need anything, there’s a call button right next to the bed.’
Marina smiled as the nurse left the room, waiting on the sound of the closing door Marina sat in place until she heard a click. Alone and uninterrupted she reached and felt George with her hands, investigating and interrogating the state of his body with her tips, her palms, and her wrists resting on IV tubing. The breathing apparatus with it’s long cylindrical tube extended out like an elephant’s trunk or what Marina imagined what an elephant’s trunk might be like from her readings. She took his right hand and splayed his fingers on her upturned palm; Marina inched closer to George’s ear and whispered. ‘George. George. It’s Marina. Are you still there?’

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>>91886865
Whispering the same words over and over, every intonation and punctional mark was reiterated with the same warmth that she had been sending George’s inert body. No response was reiterated back, but then Marina felt a slight tremor; George shook and then slipped back into his default inert mode. Movement, Marina felt the small etchings of his fingernails dance on her palm.
‘Good. Yes. I can hear you loud and clear.’ Marina smiled, not the upturned gesture that she practiced in front of Prunella for twenty times a day to produce a smile that the world could accept, but the kind of smile that was truer to herself. This was a smile that was crooked and cocked to one side of her face, gritting her teeth like a friendly dog.
George’s finger dance stop and Marina nods her head. She reaches over to the call button and a ring summons the nurse back into the room.
‘Nurse, I’d like to make a phone call.’

END OF CHAPTER 1

>>91886406
>Prunella's Tent Of Portent
>Prunella does something stupid, Marina gets a little irritated, Prunella responds by blowing it out of proportion, they make up.

The Prunella/Marina episodes follow the same damn formula all the time. I still watch them for the purest love.
It would be nice to see one of the episodes focus on Marina's perspective rather than Prunella's for a change.

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>>91886942
Chapter 2

Two empty seats in a class of sixteen, situated in one quadrant of desks lined together in a group of four. Muffy and Francine kept to each other in hushed tones, looking towards the empty seats next to them; the names Arthur Read and Buster Baxter in special customized nametags assigned their seats. Every quadrant was mired in deep conversation about the who’s who and what what’s that they heard around the school, either from their parents or mutual friends fed through the grapevine.
Every so often another student would enter through the hallway, attention would be diverted towards their direction, eyes gazing and searching for a possible answer for the talk around town. The minute hand grew closer to the in-between of 9 and 10; the door opened again, this time young Fern Walters stepped in. All eyes were on her and Fern felt the immediate disappointment from their gaze’s; Fern walked over to her quadrant setting down her backpack by the side of her desk, she reached for Sue-Ellen’s hand and squeezed it.
‘Sue? What’s the matter?’ Sue-Ellen didn’t squeeze back or return a smile, there was only a sense of concern emanating from her gaze; Sue-Ellen leaned in looking towards Binky sitting straight across and into Fern’s ear.

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>>91887012
‘Didn’t you hear?’ Fern shook her head. ‘I meant to call you last night, but my Mom was talking to Francine’s Mom and then called Binky’s, who then called Arthur’s mom.’
‘Just spit it out to me Sue-Ellen, what’s everyone so quiet about?’ Fern continued to stare into Sue-Ellen’s eyes, the corners of her eyes began to water and as she opened her mouth the first couple of syllables were drowned out by the ring of the bell.
Mr. Ratburn stepped into the classroom; he dragged his heels until he finally arrived at his desk, where his appearance was more pronounced and clearer to the rest of the students. The disheveled man standing before them with the dark lines dropping under his eyes, unkempt hair, and peachfuzz still protruding from his chin spoke volumes of the gravity of how grave the situation was for the whole town.

>>91887073
Mr. Ratburn cleared his throat and looked out towards his classroom, ‘Students, it’s with a heavy heart that I must bring to you some very disturbing news. Now we were going to wait until the end of the day for your parents to explain this incident to you all, but after an emergency meeting with the parents and faculty last night, we’ve decided to let this be taken care of by Principal Haney over the intercom.’ Silence, everyone in the room turned their attention towards the intercom above the door of the classroom; on the edge’s of their seats did everyone anticipate the crack and buzz of the intercom starting up to answer the question that had been consuming their dreams and imagination up until now. ‘Any minute now.’
Fern tugged at Sue-Ellen cuff. ‘Do you know what’s going on? Mr. Ratburn looks like Eugene O’Neill.’

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>>91885259
>For multiple seasons in a row Fern will have settled back into the milder role of the quiet, artistic girl who only occasionally says something a little out of the norm,

All of the characters have regular stock expressions or tics they often use that give them a sort of personality, like Buster's goofy grin or Arthur's over the top gasp. Fern's stock expression is her glaring bitch face. Even in episodes where she's not trying to torment her classmates she still throws them at people.

>>91869217
That having fun isn't hard when you've got a library card.

>>91887132
‘What my Mom told me was that Art.’
‘Zffttttttt’ The crack and buzz of the intercom startled everyone in the room as a voice began to emanate throughout the halls.
‘This is Principal Haney. Students of Lakewood Elementary, we are here today to mourn for the students involved in what the police are currently calling an Incident which involved several of your classmates.’
Throughout the rest of the school, through the classrooms from K-6, to the janitor’s closet, to the mess hall, to the cafeteria, to the gym, the track and field, even to some kids who ditched class and hung around the bleachers. Haney’s voice reached all and their attention was squarely attentive to the next words that were about to be transmitted. ‘Arthur Read, Buster Baxter, Molly MacDonald, and George Lundgren. These students are involved with a shooting that took place at the baseball diamond yesterday afternoon. Two students are in critical conditions from gunshot related injuries: Molly MacDonald and George Lundgren are the alleged victims at this time.’
A wave of gasps enveloped Mr. Ratburn’s class. ‘We have no idea who the perpetrator is at this time, but the police has reminded us that this is an ongoing investigation. Furthermore, until the police has finished their investigations, we will be closing the school’s early this week so that the officers can gather evidence in their ongoing investigation. I would remind all and any students to not impede the police and to also come forward with any information that they may think could help them. Please take care and if you need anymore information, your local media outlets will inform you. Thank you and stay safe.’ The intercom cut off, leaving a loud hiss that reverberated in the room for a good minute.

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>>91873212
>that cursor spin
where can I learn this technique

>>91887297
Binky slammed his fist down onto his desk and vaulted out of his chair and into the hallway, the door flew open and Mr. Ratburn quickly followed behind. ‘Binky!’
The door slammed behind them, only muffling their conversation. The rest of the class followed suit and approached the window of the door spying on Mr. Ratburn and Binky. Bink paced back and forth in the hall, his pivots and turns becoming shorter and smaller with each circle; Mr. Ratburn tried to console Binky, but he shrugged him off. Heaving heavily, Binky smashed his fist into the wall of lockers adjacent to him; Binky screamed and pulled away from the dent he’d made as Mr. Ratburn tried to restrain him. Several other teachers and proctors gathered onto the scene to try and restrain Binky, but he was possessed by a bull’s rage which granted him almost superhuman strength.

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>>91886506
>Bell X-1 Model Plane? Isn't Bell a girls' name?

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>>91869217
Literally can't remember shit outside reading's good, swearing's bad, don't hit your sister and laughing my ass off when DW screamed "The dogs got my Weiner!"

>>91883240
>Havnt watched arthur since 2003.
>start watching this.
>Arthur's voice.

RRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>91887357
I'm desperately hooked on this story. Spin more, 28 Memories. Spin more of this tale of woe.

>>91883240
I get off /pol/ for one fucking second to check how my old love affair /co/ is doing and what do i get?!

3:04 "AWWWOOO"

THESE ARE PRIME AWWOOO HOURS YOU DEGENERATES

>>91887547
It's a sequel to this https://www.fanfiction.net/s/6762711/1/27-memories

>>91887428
ARTHUR NO OTOKO NAMAE WA NANDA WARUI DA

>>91887592
Well fuck, I got some reading material tonight.

>>91869217
That bunny has a bulge

>>91883240
Why does the room look so big? It feels off. Spacing is strange...

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>>91887485
Prunella has always been an ass woman.

>>91884911
Is this a FMA reference?

>>91887621
Shitty flash animation. It got bad enough that they changed studios.

>>91887621
>Shitty flash artist can't into proper perspective
News at 11

>>91887670
>>91887704
When did this happen?

>>91883240
Arthur's been spending way too much time on 4chan

>>91881872
that's the joke

>>91887710
Starting season 16. It moved to a different studio for the current season. It's still flash animation but there's still a significant improvement from before.

>>91869217
>>91871294
>>91874656
>>91876118
>>91878608
>>91878640
>>91878658
>>91878676
>>91882444
>>91883789
>>91884055
>>91884142
>>91885356
How old was Molly again?

>>91887799
old enough

>>91887799
Fictional enough.

>>91887799
thirty two

>>91887799
10

>>91883240
>She probably is a dog

Jesus, that's racist.

Yeah, Arthur's pretty sociopathic that episode, what the fuck.

Don't take it out on the crackers,
it's not their fault

>>91887799
As a fictional character, she can be as old as you want her to be in fan art.

>>91880581
BUT BLACK DYNAMITE, I SELL DRUGS TO THE COMMUNITY

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Why are all Arthur threads like this? Why is the fandom interpretation of these characters so dark? Where can I find more pictures of Fern's sociopathic mug?

>>91883240
>Tenzin

Also, Ratburn is a lazy fuck if all he does is have one talk with the kid, and it still escalates to the point where she is trying to switch classes.

>>91887932
We like to apply darkness to a well written children's show so that it can stay with us we age.

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>>91887932
Corrupting something innocent can be pretty cathartic.

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>>91887932
Just look up the old Arthur general, that kind of stuff was being posted a lot.

>>91887989
I suppose this makes sense. I can't say I could see Sagwa turning this dark.

>>91887991
>>91888034
Will it be able to satisfy my desire for more of this evil dog child?

>>91887932
>That episode where the other kids complained Fern was scaring them and she just laughed at them and told them to stop being pussies

It might be exaggerated on /co/, but she always had a dark side to her.

No, it will only intensify it.

>>91888099
Shit, meant for >>91888066

>>91888077
No one ever expected her to be the one who would shoot up the school.

>>91888066
>I can't say I could see Sagwa turning this dark.

Sagwa and Fern actually share the same voice actor.

>>91888134
That explains why I wanted to fuck her.

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>>91888154
I didn't want to go down the rabbit hole this far.

>>91869650
touch the plane, feel the pain.

>>91874057
>Arthur keeps repeating it and talks to her like she's an actual dog
Nigga what the fuck?

>>91881111
>pan_pizza.jpg

>>91888254
He discovered his fetish for pet play.
He's just too autistic to know to keep it in the bedroom.

>>91888214
>go down
>rabbit('s) hole

You are in the right thread.

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>Arthur was autistic all along
>Every next season his condition got worse

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>>91886406
>It's a Ratburn has an ambiguously gay hobby episode
>It's a Muffy is a spoiled bitch episode
>It's a Prunella/Marina lovers' quarrel episode
>It's a Francine's asshole behavior blows up in her face episode
>It's a George tries to be relevant episode
>It's a Ladonna being shoved down your throat episode

>>91888301

You've got to hand it to them, they've done a fine job rehashing the same 10 basic plots for 20 years.

>>91888288
I can't wait for the episode where he starts his Loveducks/Bionic Bunny crossover comic.

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The fact that there's a character named Muffy always makes me smile.

>>91880337
JonTron_I_Have_Several_Questions.gif

>>91881936
2 different kinds of jews
lower class yiddish speaking grandmothers
bankers

So, is the show being renewed or something?

A lot of Arthur threads lately.

>>91888977

see
>>91886406

It was never cancelled, they're still making episodes. Airing in May.

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>>91889009
Bloody hell. Gotta look this up.

>>91878907
I disagree.

>>91879404
>ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL!

>>91869217
Car keys always have teeth on both sides.

>>91883240
Trump mauling PBS's budget is really visible

>>91873212
BTFO
T
F
O

>>91869217
I recognize that bulge

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>>91879197
Fucking a.

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>>91869217
That I'm not the only one that's fucked up.

>>91885129
WHY DID YOU SAY THAT NAME?

>>91884169
Nice

>>91874644
My second school had them. We kept our backpacks, jackets, and books in there.
Preschool and 1st grade had cubbies, 2-8 grade had lockers.

My first school had closet hooks and a bad case of theft.

>>91874705
you're black

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>>91887799
If her age is on the clock, she's old enough for the cock.

>>91879143
Of course white people are going to be weirded out by incest instead of a boy making sexual approach on his little sister.

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>>91881500

>>91881642
so she can hold them to verify you brought them
and so you can do it raw anyway without her knowing.

>>91883205
he gets to be alone with her in her room and he looks pretty horny, oh dear.

>>91869217
Arthur really needs an anime opening.

>>91881500
Opened this thread purely to see if anyone posted this. The ending where they grow up and move in together always got stuck in my mind, too. You can't close a fapfic gone emotional gone dramatic thriller with "And they all live happily ever after" after Arthur fucking incinerated a man.

>>91884055

Anybody drawn her as Carrot from One Piece yet?

>>91889798
Why not? Some times crazy shit happens in your life, but then things settle down.

>>91890228
Sometimes you fire punch a dude to death while yelling you're a man, then don't have severe psychological damage.

What a down to earth fic.