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How villains could have fixed their plans

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Just use that old hag spell on Snow White.
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>>91866341
>injecting the potion into baby Hercules
>throwing baby Hercules into the ocean and letting him stay crushed by the water pressure forever
>not adding that dumb caveat to the deal they made that gives Hercules his powers back
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>>91866341
Either that, or just use actual poison on the apple instead of a complex potion with the stipulation that the effects get cancelled out if a guy kisses her.
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>>91866341
>just bomb the gems from orbit
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>>91866341
Or remove the thing that was cover her sexy red hair and show some more leg and BAM. She's the hottest woman in the world again.
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>>91866573
That's what they did
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Kill or imprison the good fairies. Her plan was pretty much perfect as it was, if overkill.

>the entire kingdom got put into sleep so the good fairies could avoid an awkward conversation
>they would have remained that way until Aurora awakened
>the only person who could awaken Aurora was going to remain trapped for 60+ years in Maleficent's dungeon
>Aurora's kingdom would have been defenseless for 60+ years because Maleficent wasn't invited to a party
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>>91866341
>JUST FUCKING SHOOT HIM NOW!
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>>91866573

They did that and killed almost everyone, the evil gems still don't know there were any notable survivors, because the ones that found out got stuck on Earth.
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Snipers. And not just one Sniper

Multiple that shoot at the same time. One of them will hit target for sure
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>>91866801
The real moral to this story is "don't ever snub a fairy, especially the fucking fairy of darkness"
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>>91866341
>kill the zodiac characters first thing
>actually spend some of your billion years of planning for your apocalypse planning for your apocalypse including stupid equation shit you should be able to solve better than the deformed mortal you had to help with math in the first place
>look outside your own goddamn window once in a while
>make sure you've taken five seconds to eliminate threats since you can think everybody dead before having a stupid party, use your omnipotence to grab children instead of chasing after them like a dumbass
>use your omnipotence to spend five seconds checking to see if you've got the right twin dumbshit
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Just buy a Krabby Patty, Mr. Krabs can't say no to money.
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>>91866989
Too bad Kingdom Hearts made her a joke villain. She was scary as fuck in her source movie.
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>>91868718
He tried to multiple times but Krabs wouldn't nudge.

In fact the closest he got from recent memory was when he brought a lawyer in to get him a free KP (which he had to eat in the Krusty Krab) and Karen literally buying one and converting it into a formula list (which she lost in a burst of emotional joy I believe)
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>>91868718
He should just market his products to sharks
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>>91866801
>>91866341
Best girls
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