Voltron: Legendary Defender

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I haven't been saving any new Keith pics since the newer ones aren't all good.

Anyway, how goes /co/tron's Voltron drought? I've been drawing and gaming to pass time.

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I realize now I have very little of Keith by himself.

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>Zarkon will never read your adorable ayy cat babby a story before putting him down for a nap

i came across another stupid ass theory by that radioactive person, i forgot what it was though

>>91856982
Been sleeping at irregular hours. Listening to music right now.
>>91858213
>Sendak with whiskers

That person is a pretty good RPer overall, but I really hate their headcanons that push the "le Galra are bipedal animals in space xddd".

>>91859711
Sexy.

Down with the Keith faggotry. Give us more Pidge.

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gotta love the mice

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>>91860099
Deus Vult!

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Still looking for a better analogy for Hunk. Raven doesn't work because Hunk's not introspective.

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>>91860099
Did someone say more Lance? Okay.

>>91856721
What a pretty boy. No wonder Lotor creates the ultimate Gor harem out of him.

Lance can dance?

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>>91860099

How about both?

Are there any good lewd Kidge arts? I've seen lewd Pance, Shidge, and Punk, but not Kidge.

>>91860788
They're too pure together. It's the shoujo anime couple.

Are there many straight Keith lewds?

>>91860987
I saw two, maybe three lewd kallura drawings.

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>>91856721
Best boy

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>>91860788
Closest I have

>>91861698
Do you have the screen where you can see Shiro's ball-bulge from behind.

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>>91861718
Sorry, I don't. I've seen the image floating around with all of the behind-Shiro scenes combined, but didn't save it.

So is there any reason why Keith is 100% human looking?

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>>91860099
More pidge? Fantastic.

>>91861800
Galra magic, Altean genes or just strong human genes is what I've seen brought up so far.

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>>91861792
>Smart
>Brave
>Loyal

Why the fuck was Coran never given a Lion when a homicidal psycho like Zarkon did? Or are they going to go full-on Ideon with LD Voltron (albeit a much, much, much, much, much weaker version of Ideon)>

>>91861800
We don't know how much of Galra he is. Maybe it's really thin. Like a few generation of Galraphilia.

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>>91862058
Fuck, I posted the antsize.

>>91861800
he's the main character.

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Holy shit, Anti-Klancers BTFO

How will they recover?

>>91862467
As if we needed more proof that Klance is hyper-cancer

>>91862467
Idk about you but I find it kind of sad/pathetic that the first Klance "staff" art is drawn by an entirely different show's artists in someplace as obscure as a comic cameo in the background.

Like, wow. Congrats for the Klancers, but it just further cements just how much it gets ignored by the actual VLD staff.

>>91862467
That doesn't really affect anything about VLD though.

Although if it were Kallura /co/ltron would be CLINK CLINKing now.

>>91862467
>that episode where Lance trades in his Blue Lion for a food truck at a space car-dealership

Also why isn't Hunk the one in the food truck?

>>91862641
because that would be both cool and in character, things that are anathema to klancers

>>91862556
One of official Voltron artists reblogged Kallura fanart recently, it's enough for me to rejoice.

>>91862467
I like how Lance is fat and bald here.

>>91860327
I've been away from these threads for months and I'm very happy to see that you're still here, mice anon.

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>>91856721
If Shiro will be out of commission I think is a given Keith will become the new Black Paladin. Will this mean Allura will pilot the unpredictable and ferocious Red Lion? If that's the case I hope she undergoes some bonding with it or it will feel kinda cheap.

>>91863407
I would prefer Keith staying in Red, and Allura piloting Black one. I don't see why being leader means obligatory riding Black, it's just a vehicle.

>>91863407
Is it confirmed that Allura will get into lion?

I don't like it. She already has castle.

>>91863819
Yeah, it's pretty much confirmed by her being called a pilot in an interview. Slav and Coran will probably be the ones on Castle duty now.

>>91863862
So what does it mean for Shiro?

>>91863819
Well it's either her or Coran. And would you really want to see Coran's goofy mug in a gattai shot?

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This is just sad.

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>>91863985
Maybe he'll lose his moustache on his first mission to symbolize his determination, like short hair does for female characters.

>>91864074
Holy shit how hot he's on this art.

>>91863797
>it's just a vehicle
That was classic Voltron. LD lions are special and it was specifically stated the leader pilots Black, also massively lampshaded by Keith being able to pilot it and Shiro asking him to lead the team on the Black Lion is something happens to him. If Keith is going to lead it would be from Black. The path as already been settled for him.

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>>91863407
I'm totally ok with it, if bonding with Red will iclude personal lessons from Keith with Allura sitting on his knees while piloting.

>>91864055
Worst catoon references worst shipping, a match made in heaven.

>>91864197
I bet they'll reveal she also shares a bond with Red and it was partially what motivated it to rescue them when she and Keith got stuck in space.

>>91863985
Yes

>>91864055
Only one sane soul on that comment thread.

>>91862467
>Rebecca Sugar drew Klance!
>Katy Farina drew it
I thought so. Rebecca would not be supportive of a ship whose fanbase gets constantly compared to the cancer side of her fandom.
>>91862871
Barlee, surprisingly.

>>91862467
LMFAO *sips tea* What now anti klancerfags?

The Klancers reaction to this is how they'll react if Klance becomes canon

>>91864230
Allura is already a minor catmacer, she could sense the locations of some of the lions in the first episode. Coran outright says her lifeforce is tied to them.

>>91864055
It's not even klance, it's just Keith and Lance talking with each other.

>>91865366
So she can just cheap pilot any of them?

>>91865284
every false hope and delusion they pile on will only make the final BTFOing that much sweeter. I get a tiny smile just thinking of it.

>>91865430
Maybe. Maybe she could even force Red to work for her for a while, but then have to properly establish a bond. I still think Allura will be Blue though.

>>91865366
Keith, Allura, and Shiro are something special..
Keith can sense the lions, manage to pilot two different ones. Allura can sense the lions, probably connect her magic to them, Shiro was the only paladin to bond with his lion through the eyes, probably has some altean genes in him thanks to Haggar's experimenting on him.

>>91865430
there's nothing to imply that, the opposite actually since Keith could sense Blue but she still didn't want him. The VLD lions prefer specific traits but it seems like they kinda get the final say too

>>91865512
The thing with Shiro is a stretch. If it was true though if rather it be galra genes for some delicious suffering

>>91865512
>Lancers want alteanLance
>Shiro turns out to be the half altean
please be true

>>91865501
>I still think Allura will be Blue though.
What about Lance?

>>91865512
Shiro's quick connection with Black is just because he's already really fuckin good at being a leader, the other Paladins will have that same connection moment during personal arcs where they grow into their rolls, guaranteed.

>>91865702
He's going to red

>>91865512
>Shiro was the only paladin to bond with his lion through the eyes
Not to mention getting rid of Zarkon's powerful hold on Black. There was definitely something else about him.

If Shiro ever comes back to the team I expect Keith trying to give him back the leadership but Shiro refusing and making a bond with Red fully completing the circle. Also his experiences while missing turning him into a less strict individual making him more fit for Red's audacious nature.

>>91865773
How? Not to insult him but Blue was the most approachable lion. He basically just fell into the cockpit. Plus he's a big softie if anything I would see him moving to Yellow rather than Red. Only badasses can pilot that beast.

>>91865823
Red isn't for skilled pilots like Keith. Badass? yes since it relies on instincts and a stubborn pilot.
Since we're talking about Keith being in black, and Allura being in blue, Lance could end up piloting red since it was in the original and he's already a watered down Keith

>>91865936
Alura has way more badass in her than Lance. Also she had moments with Red. Lance piloting will come out of nowhere other than a cheap reference to the old show.

>>91866060
>cheap reference to the old show
Yeah, but this show is a lovesong to the original Voltron.

And I don't think Lance going to Red is cheap. Red is supposed to go to "natural-born" pilots, and that's exactly what Lance wants to be seen as, so him taming Red would give him a huge ego-boost and reconfirmation he has a place in Voltron.

>>91866060
No paladin nor Allura and Coran had moments with red except for Keith. Could you give me an example of Allura having a moment with it?

>>91866144

The show's put a lot of importance on bonding with your lion and while forcing keith to pilot black since he'll be the new leader is fine, how do you have lance switch lions without it making lance look kinda like an asshole.

>>91866060
every sane anon knows that Keith will be black, Allura blue, Lance will be red, and Shiro will leave Voltron. where did this red paladin Shiro or Allura even come from? don't delude yourself.

>>91866281
>Muh bonding

>>91866144
But the whole point is that Lance is completely fucking wrong, he's not an exceptional pilot and he'll never be as good as Keith. His skillset is complimentary to Keith's because he's his lancer, the only place they are in direct competition is his deluded brain.

The writing doing a swerve and having Lance suddenly be the strongest boy who out Keiths Keith and takes Red to its full potential is pure Lanceworship tumblr faggotry.

>>91862467
Another reason to not watch (or read) SU, their staff seems full of deluded tumblrinas.

>>91866497
I didn't say he outdoes Keith. Keith moves to Black to lead Voltron, not becaused he failed Red in any way. Lance is just playing catching up while Keith still exceeds him in most ways. "Outkeithing Keith" is something you added to it, I never said anything like that.

>>91866144
Lance already has a huge ego that way outpaces his actual abilities, if anything he needs to be humbled.

>>91866339
muh bonding is literally a part of VLD's plot, just trying to nostalgiafag it away is retarded

>>91866193
Red rescued her from space after she and Keith made amends.

>>91866339
Get with the times, grandpa. It doesn't need to be identical to the original.

If they do end up making a mess of lion swapping at least I hope they switch costumes accordingly. That's something that always irked me from the original.

>>91866598
He plays up his ego because he's deeply insecure, they showed that a few times : the Laika episode, the headwashing by Iverson in the beginning and this is the root of his dislike for Keith. I don't say he has to magically become a starpilot, but that this season could be him trying and catching up.

>>91866594
But if he doesn't out Keith Keith then what's the point? Literally what purpose does it serve the story to force him to plateau and stagnate in another character's role? It's fodder for Langst fanfic trash and nothing else.

Lance is going to grow into his own unique support role just like everyone else, this is so obvious.

>>91866727
>Red rescued her from space after she and Keith made amends.
That was on Keith and not Allura. The lion was saving him the whole season.

>>91866662
>>91866727
Shiro is going to be MIA in S3. Who do you both think will pilot the lions while he's away?

>>91866788
He can without becoming a different character. He's brave and reliable when it counts, he's not as dashing and badass as he thinks he is but he'll find the meaning of his place in the team and why blue choose him.

Nostalgiafags forget lions are characters too in this version.

>>91866751
None of this is any reason for the character to get an "ego boost" which he already has too much of, the word you're looking for is confidence. They are not the same.

wew i'm glad the elder isn't here to see this headache going on

>>91866827
Keith will pilot Black. Allura pilots Red. Everyone else grows closer to their own lions.

>>91866892
Season 3's bingo board will be fun.

>>91866871
Then switch out the words, but my point still stands.

>>91866827
Keith to black and Allura to red, it gives them more opportunities to bond, it's simple, and it minimizes arbitrary lion swapping just for the sake of muh 84

>>91864055
sempai, please teach me how to reach these levels of delusion.

>>91866949
"THEIR OWN THING"-fags will be so outraged

>>91866964
No it doesn't because changing the words completely changes the meaning my man. It's not a big deal if you're an ESLfag or whatever, it's just a pointless statement othetwise.

>>91866973
This.

>>91867021
I meant in the sentence, dude. Don't be a retard.

>>91859669
If you remember it, please share with the class.

>>91866892
I just got here. This is quite a headache indeed. Looking forward to making the bingo card for season 3.

t. Kallura elder

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All the 84fags expecting Allura to pilot Blue are in for quite a shock; she hasn't committed near enough rapes for the lion to accept her.

>>91867707
I don't understand why people feel so threatened by the idea of Allura piloting Blue.

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>>91867814
How many times has she held down a physically weaker female and penetrated them with her fingers? Once? Twice?

I'm sorry, but she's just not qualified. Only one man can pilot the rape lion.

>>91867344
Why do cosplayers make the effort to sew together a costume but then not even try with makeup

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>>91867707
It's enough if she rapes the current top rapist on the team.

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>>91867707
>What's that, Lance forced Pidge to give him oral sex and told her the rest of the team would never believe it if she said anything?

>Haha, that does sound like Lance.

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You're all still a dysfunctional Voltron family.

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>>91867476
In a just world there would be so much more Coran fanart.

>>91867916
All I'm saying is people get really offended when someone suggests it. Lancefags get triggered the most by it.

>>91868764
seems a pretty even split between people who think he'll pilot red or stay in blue. it's just people arguing and being rowdy, I doubt anyone is seriously "offended"

>>91868090
We need more Pidge being abused by other paladins.

>>91868868
I personally feel he'll grow more if he gets Red. I won't be upset if he stays with Blue though.

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I want to massage Sendak's arm stump when he gets phantom limb pain.

>>91868332
But we're each others dysfunctional voltron family, and nothing is gonna change that.

>>91869547
Indeed. You're all like a brother to me.

>>91868332
better to be here then in that Voltron House happening on tumblr

>>91869843
I haven't even seen that. We all hang out in our caves and poverty shacks and we periodically go to the Galrafag palace to party.

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>>91860566
SUCH A LUST FOR REVENGE

WHOOOOOOO

>>91869843
Naughty children who don't ship klance get their bank accounts drained and their shoes stolen

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No bully.

>>91870588
I wonder how bad bullying was in the Garrison. Cadets don't seem to be disciplined at all.

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>>91870588
Everything that happens to Lance is bullying

>>91870737
If they call what happened in that scene 'hitting' then the fact that the vast majority of the claim to be abuse victims makes more sense

>>91870737
>stopshippingpidgewithadults

They no fun. I'm going to write ZarkonxPidge fic because I can.

>>91869492
>Ywn get to hug his body close
Fuck this gay earth

>>91869843
Wait, there's a legitimate voltron house? I read up on FF7 house, but I didn't think something like it would ever happen again. My mistake on being behind on events.

>>91871392
>ywn rest your head on his chest/stomach as he purrs

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>>91865512
>yfw the white streak in his hair isn't from stress, it's white altean magic hair like allura/haggar/maybe lotor
>would also mean shiro can trade with allura as lion pilots and pilot the castle in her place depending on situations

>>91871453
Nah, /co/ made it up. It could almost be real, though, right?

iirc Keithkin gets tortured to insanity for shipping sheith and kallura by Lancekin and forced to murder Shirokin and Allurakin

>>91871453
it's not legitimate, just to me that tumblrs Voltron fandom is The Voltron House since they're batshit insane and self insert into the characters so much that any canon material that goes against their hc offends them

>>91871615
>Allurakin is secretly planning to murder Sendakkin
>Pidgekin ate all the peanut butter in the house
>Shirokin has a son that he isn't supporting

>>91871662
Lancefags are Jenova

>>91871662
Well they have enought fictionkinfags to start up the Voltron House in one of their parents' basements.

>>91870086
>Galrafag palace

No one bothers the Galrafag palace.

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>mfw converting a klancer to shance

>>91872454
You should be careful of calling crazy people onto your ship.

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>>91872618
Nah, they were being actively turned off by the kl fandom, just wanted some good IC lance lewds and cuddling. Got me feeling like Aladdin rn.

>>91873306
You should introduce them to the easter (CN/JPN/KR) VLD fandoms if they want to see good & diverse (in terms of art styles) Lance art without all the wank.

My mind was blown when I first saw all that Lance art that wasn't just the same tumblr pastel aesthetic mutilated a thousand different ways.

>>91872803
>Keith and Matt
Literally never seen that before.

>>91874094
Wait, it's Matt and not Pidge?

There's no escape from faggotry.

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>>91861718

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>>91874220

>>91870706
I like to imagine lots of sexy hazing.

>>91874625
Sucking the senior cadets cocks.

>>91867814
Eh, I think to a lot of people (myself included) it just feels like too much switching all at once. Two "I have to get used to piloting this new Lion" narratives at once might(might) work out, but three just sounds messy.

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>>91875081
Who got hazed the worst and why was it that slut Keith?

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Pidge saves the thread.

>>91864055
This is just another troll, right? People don't actually believe a random writer for Steven Universe comics inserting their ship makes Klance canon, do they? I was just messing around when I made this >>91862467 post.

>>91877123
Oh, honey. They could see a showrunner near to the colours red and blue and write an 8 page meta on how klance was gonna happen from it.

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>>91877168
>Oh, honey
A term so obnoxious that it gives me a little jolt of anger even when used jokingly.

Also, post Slavs.

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>>91877375
I know, I felt like a huge dick typing it. Sweetie : )

Slavs it is, then.

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>>91877631
Oh wow, I never realized how much the world needs Tiny Slav.

>>91877818
I think it's a kitten.

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>>91877865
I thought it did look a little un-Slavish, but point still stands. What is the optimal Slavsize?

>>91877907
Bodypillow.

Anyone here actually likes Lance? I get that Tumblr is annoying with how they constantly praise him but everyone here seems have gone overboard with their hate for him in terms of their reaction to Tumblr. Personally I like him cause he's funny but I acknowledge that hie character development in non existent and things like Klance and him being the Black Lion will never happen.

>>91877907
Small enough to bridal carry but big enough to wrap around your body.

>>91877945
Why would you like Lance when Keith is right there?

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>>91877945
I like Pance, so I like Lance when he has a foil or is out of his element somehow. I like his "moron who can come through when you need him" thing.

>>91877945
I waver between finding him annoying or endearing. I like his interactions with Hunk and Pidge but have no use for him otherwise.

>>91878013
>Not liking not only both but all 7 of the main cast albeit not equally but never the less all.

>>91877945
It's a meme. I'm sure some people are genuinly annoyed with Lance, but I don't think they'd give a shit about him if it weren't for his hellish fangirls.

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>>91878013
I like guys who are fun to be around.

I don't know anything about the old shows. Where do you think should I start watching?
Sorry if this is stupid or gets asked a lot.

>>91878142
I'd probably go straight for GoLion. It's a bit less goofy.

>>91878054
this. Lance barely edges out as my favorite since i'm a sucker for lancers and shitty flirts, but I think the whole cast is great.

>>91878142
First episode of Voltron: Legendary Defender. The old stuff hasn't aged well.

>>91878135
Hunk and Lance would be pretty high tier to hang out with, Keith has too much tism and Shiro is a narc

I doubt you could coax Pidge out of her peanutbutter stinking fujolair

>>91878142
The watch the current show. The old ones aren't that good.

>>91878142
Watch the first episode of GoLion, the Japanese version, the english dub is awful.

>>91878276
I'd hang out with Keith. I'm sure you could have a nice conversation with him if you can get him to relax.

>>91878142
You can check out the episodes they put on Netflix if you want. It's more of a show you should watch with your friends while drinking.

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>>91878276
>>91878351
>not hanging with Coran
>not listening to hundreds of years of batshit stories from his life

>>91877945
I personally don't like him. He's unfunny and he cockblocks important info. Nigga's done this twice.

>>91878604
I'm sure we'll get said info later but what was the 2nd time? I only remember him cockblocking what the Blue Paladin's personality has to be.

>>91878351
Just get him high and listen to him talk about how we're all made from the same cosmic dust

>>91878670
When Keith was trying to ask Coran about Blue's prior pilot.

>>91878821
Ah. Well we're obviously gonna know a lot more about og team voltron in the future and why zarkon decided to cuck the universe with his space nazi empire in the future so I really don't mind. If lance wasn't there to block it the writers would've gotten something else to do in anyways.

>>91878922
>space nazi empire
So the galra's are nazis now?

>>91879484
They're actually Hydra.

>>91879484
Are you telling me that you forgot about the 20 GROZILLIAN Alteans that died by the hands of the Galra?

>>91879484
If anything they're Romans

>Ok, gotta expand to keep Galra stable
>oh shit, we can only stay stable with money we get from conquests
>well keep conquering then

>>91879556
which is all lies, post pics or tell allura to stfu

>>91879659
There should be more Roman Empire AU fanfiction then. Where's my Voltron/Caligula fusion?

>>91879659
But they mentioned how initially it was for order, which sounds more like fascists to me.

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>>91879843
>No Zarkon and the Space Pirates story
>No story about Zarkon besieging a planet while being besieged himself
>No story how Zarkon got stabbed 97 times by the Galra Senate. He got better

>>91879889
That's exactly how Rome started

>guys, those guys to our North keep fucking everything up and causing instability on our borders
>Well go kick their ass and tell them to stop

>>91879920
Did Rome have coffee shops?

>>91879920
>Et tu, bara?

>>91880052
Better, they had whore houses

>>91880052
they had restaurants, they probably had whatever the equivalent of coffee shops

>>91880082
>ywn read a Keith as a Roman whore AU

This fandom is the worst.

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>>91880052
DELET THIS

>>91880177
>Worst
>Not best

Klance whore x persian au when?

>>91862467
https://theblackguardiansofsheith.tumblr.com/post/160030634126/sir-scandalous-i-love-how-salty-some-people-are

Well, it didn't take long for the Klancefags to turn on their new fave of the week. The SU artist who drew the Klance thing also apparently ships Hance!

I've never seen a pedestal come crashing down this fast, it hasn't even been a full day yet.

>>91879920
>Zarkon can't conquer a small planet on the northern borders of the galaxy

>>91880274
>hopes and dreams for klance
what

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>>91880316
Pure delusion, anon. I almost feel bad reading these things at this point.

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>>91880177
There's always fanarts.

>>91880274
You can never do good to these people. Give them a nicely wrapped present, and they'll still shit on you.

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Matt's VA sure is wild.

>>91880749
Maybe with that kind of thanks, she'll draw a Shiro ship next time.

>>91880840
Matt confirmed to be a quadriplegic.

>>91880840
Until contradicted by the show, I am now going imagine Matt as a wild child bad boy.

>>91880919
Matt turned Shiro into a bad boy.

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>>91880943
He peer pressured him into a life of smoking and sluttiness.

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>>91880867
Not when Galratech exists.

>>91880847
>Jeremy casually says he can't wait for Lance to get along with Keith
>Klancers: Ohmyygod CANON!!
>*goes to his instragam pictures*
>Klancers: KLANCE IS CANON! CAnon CANON!
>Jeremy: Christ Almighty these fucking 15 year olds
>Katy: I love Klance!
>Klancers:CaNON!! CANON
>Klancers: *checks her likes because its their business*
>Klancers:FILTHY SHALADIN
kek, they better not be @ing that woman on twitter just cause she likes Shance. They do that then that shit will be in the face of the SU universe fandom and Rebecca sugar.

Actually, I hope they do @ her and harass her. Show the cartoon industry how awful and insane the Klancers are.

>>91880943
>>91881006
Fucking matt, if he didn't interfere Shiro would happily have raised Svendak and caused no problems. They would've been happy....

>>91881006
Matt gave Shiro his first cig.

>>91881092
I want the whitewashcritic tumbltard to come in and explain how Lance isn't the exact shade as he is on the show.

http://eyugho.tumblr.com/post/159231566700/lance-runs-over-to-his-mother-in-desperation

This is so beautiful that it made cry & laugh hysterically at the same time.

[Seeing all of his family just lifeless on the scorched ground, his mother’s cookies were scattered all over, burnt. He didn’t even get to greet all of them.]

>>91881307
If Matt hadn't interfered, bad boy Shiro would have never existed, therefore Shiro fucking Galra for cigarettes would have never existed, therefore Svendak would have never been born.

Thank you for Svendak, Matt.

>>91881606
But what if matt didn't interfere, and this made goodboyshiro, who led Sadak into a good life and they raised Svendak together?
Y'know what nvm, an au inside an au is a lot of work.

>>91881672
This exists in one of Slav's alternate realities. Sadak turns his life around and he and good boy Shiro are happily married.

In this au, Sendak is still happily married to Eyebrows and Yurak still has a mullet though. Some things transcend realities.

>>91881606
Good boy Shiro would have never caught the attention of the Garrison like bad boy pilot Shiro. He would have never gone on the Kerberos mission, would probably be a test pilot or scientist quietly working away somewhere else.

>>91881721
Sadak is a deacon at the church and Shiro wears an apron while baking cookies because he's an excellent cook in this universe.

>>91881307
Somewhere there is a reality where Shiro happily raised his adorable purple babby back on Earth. It's hard, but Shiro wouldn't have it any other way. Parenthood is it's own reward,
Sadak is a loser in all realities. Sorry.

>>91882377
In some realities he's the alpha loser though.

>>91882313
Probably at a hoodrat church for ex cons. He's super self-righteous and pushy.

>>91882432
He's the alpha loser in the main reality.

In other realities, he varies from a reformed con who does good things, like a purple Earl Hickey, to a highly competent commander, to Yurak's hairdresser.

>>91882571
That Sadak sounds like he occasionally hits Shiro for burning dinner.

>>91881481
More like he didn't even get to eat all of them.

>>91880274
Not Hance, but Shance. Which is dirty pedophilia, according to these people.

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>>91862467
>Artist from completely unrelated show likes Klance
>Draws Klance in a shitty comic based on a shitty show
>Klance is canon

Even if this is a troll I'm still confused

>>91883018
Klancers are sure it's Rebecca Sugar who drew it.

And there it goes any desire to watch Steven Universe I had left.

>>91883000
trips confirms, Shance is chemo

>>91882945
Even in the good realities, it all turns to shit
BRAVO /CO/
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>>91883130
You can't expect Klancefags to source art properly. So much of their shit is reposted or plagiarized from other stuff.

There was a YOI Klance fic that was literally the transcript for episode 1 of YOI with the names swapped out & a few Spanish words tossed here and there.

>>91882945
So is Svendak still a weenie in that reality despite having his biological parents around?

>>91883195
Any ship with Lance is proto-cancer to me, but I'm glad Shance is triggered these retards.

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>>91883165
what if the paladins were gems

>>91883267
Not a weenie. Svendak has emotional problems.

>>91883318
Lance is a fucking twig and Shiro is on upper body roids for sure

Please no.

>>91883318
Why everytme I see anything Lance related I throw up a bit?

>>91883257
Ahaha, what. Keith and Lance are nothing like Victor oy Yuur in in personality, it doesn't make a sense. Who was Yuuri, Keith?

>>91883346
But would that reality's Svendak have emotional problems?

>>91883267
>Svendak goes out to eat
>It has a reservation list, and they point him to a different restaurant.
>Svendak: 'Galra Hut Junior's?!?!? Are you saying I need to eat at Galra Hut Junior's?'
>Reservationist, whatever it's called: 'Oh, my bad. I was actually pointing over there.'
>Svendak: 'SUPER GALRA HUT JUNIOR'S?!?!?'

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>>91883388
I've never watched Yuri on ice but I can't see this

>>91883318
What if we don't turn the fandom even more cancerous than it already is?

>>91883388
Yup. I showed it to my friends & we all agreed that Shance would have worked better for this AU rather than Klance.

It also had trans girl Pidge, who was supposed to be Yurio (& therefore acted like a massive dick towards poor woobie Lance) who seemed to have NO issues with being forced to compete in men's skating despite being a trans girl.

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>>91883446
As this.

>>91883431
I'm sorry... I don't get that reference.

>>91883466
It's funny how these people try to find transphobia in everything and then proceed doing the most transphobic shit.

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>>91883257
All the YOI crossovers have been entertaining.

>>91883446
[Keith stood up, his body every bit as tight and toned as anyone might imagine. He stretched casually, the only thing saving Lance from a total eyeful being a few conveniently placed fountain streams and the cat.

Keith shrugged, waving offhandedly, “I saw your video and I'm going to be your new coach. I decided.”

Lance’s jaw dropped and Akajishi fell from his arms, running back towards the resort. “You what?”

“You heard me right. With my help, you're going to win gold at the next Grand Prix Final.”

It sounded so good when Keith said it Lance almost believed him, almost.]

>>91883549
It wasn't a reference, someone said that Keith was the Yuuri so I'm guessing Lance would be Victor which is funny because they have literally nothing in common from what I've heard about the anime in looks and personality.

>>91883446
So bald like in appearance.

>>91883607
Other way around, hombre. Klancefics are all about validating Lance after all.

>>91883607
Anon that post I quoted was talking about Svendak.

>>91883607
Oh shit I thought you were replying to me sorry

>>91883549
>>91883607
Ya'll need to educate yourselves, smdh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8QdvLwfuJ60

>>91883692
You're going to have to forgive me on forgetting an episode I saw once back in the 8th grade, anon.

>>91883635
Who validates Keith then?

Or is he forever validating other characters?

>>91883752
No, that's Shiro's job. Keith's job is to only validate Lance.

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Shiro lemme smash

>>91883607
I only just now realized that your original post asked if Keith was Yuuri. Sorry for the mistake: Keith is Viktor/Victor & Lance is Yuuri. I don't watch YOI so I get the names mixed up.

>>91883748
Eh, no biggie I guess. Besides, spongebob turned into hot garbage by the last time I watched a recent episode, so I probably forgot a few things as well.

>>91883807
Same situation but with Allura and Lance:
Allura: "This is a nice flower, I like flowers. Sneff sniff"
Lance: "Lemme smash, please"
Allura: "No Lance, go find Pidge"

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>>91883809
Neither do I lol I mean I still can't see Lance as this kid

I thought Yaoi and the other kid had an age gap though? Wouldn't Klancers be against that?

>>91883267
When he was fourteen he jumped on Sadak's back to prevent him from beating Shiro further. It was the epiphany Shiro needed to finally leave.

>>91883861
The discourse has infected that fandom too.

>>91883895
Did he take Svendak with him? I hope he did. Svedak always gave mommy his cigs and whiskey while attending his wounds.

>>91883895
It's the only reality where Shiro is actually as good at makeup as Tumblr headcanons him being and it's thanks to all the practice covering black eyes.

>>91883861
The age gap didn't stop the worst of the Shitllurans from shipping Shallura. I doubt an age gap will stop the Klancers, plus they probably de-aged Keith & Lance in their fics.

From what I can tell from this fic:
Lance -> chubby crybaby woobie, takes sass from PIdge & cries to himself at night
Keith -> utterly smitten & 100% supportive of Lance, #1 Lancestan

>>91882945
>>91883267
>>91883895
>>91883921
Why can't you just let Shiro be happy for once?

>>91883959
Shiro suffers in every reality.

>>91883921
This is goodboy housewife Shiro; of course he took Svendak with him. They spent a month moving from shelter to shelter, terrified that Sadak would find them.

>>91883959
See >>91882377

>>91883992
Especially in Reality Prime, where he has those 13 Shlav abominations.

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>>91883954
So you mean literally every Klance fanfic

>>91883959
A much better question is why can't they let Sadak actually be a success.

>>91883996
Eventually the two finally get their respite when Sadak inevitably ends up in prison.

It is the constant in every reality.

>>91884039
Constants and variables
Something, something, bioshock infinite
Yes I know that the concept existed before that game, it just reminds me of it

>>91883635
>>91883809
But it doesn't makes much sense either. Keith is opposite of Victor is basically in everything, and Lance is terible as Yuuri, the Pig never flirted with a single girl in his life.

>>91884033
Because then the universes would implode.

The only universal constant is that Yurak has a mullet.

>>91884099
Constants in the alternate realities: Sadak is a shit. Yurak has a glorious mullet. Sirk and Svendak always, always manage to become best friends.
Variables: Shiro's goodness as a person. Various pairings, meaning Svendak could end up with, say, Hazar.
Feel free to correct and/or add to this.

>>91884164
No, the only constant is that Yurak has a mullet. That's it. Everything else is variable.

>>91884200
Agreed.

>>91883895
>>91883921
>>91883934
>>91883996
In the goodboyShiro reality, he once met with Eyebrows and Sendak with the typical sunglasses. He reluctantly took them off and the other two were shocked at his eyes. They were the first to help him and Svendak find a way to move on from Sadak's abuse.

>>91884213
The dubs on both of my posts seem to agree too. Yurak has a mullet is the only constant confirmed.

>>91884200
Why don't we settle this outside the thread, nigga

>>91884241
Wait, I want Sendak and Eyebrows to be a constant. Imagine the sad reality of Haxus being the waifu.

>>91884298
Sad, or comedic potential? You're right, probably sad. Yurak has a mullet and Sendak/Eyebrows being happily married are the only constants. Everything else varies wildly, otherwise AUs may as well not exist.

>>91884298
In every reality they manage to find their way back one another.

>>91866892
I'm finally here! Looks like I didn't miss anything new.

t. other Kallura elder

>>91884298
That reality has Sendak cucking Haxus with Eyebrows.

>>91884343
>Sendak cucks Haxus for Eyebrows reality

Oh man that one sounds like an amazing soap.

>>91884164
The Svendak ending up with Best Lotor reality is wild.

>>91884432
So is the one where Worst Lotor marries McCree.

>>91884393
Shit, did someone save that edit of that cuck comic that applies to this?

>>91884459
>NOW who is the stepmother

In the Breaking Bad reality, Sendak begins to make Quintessence and sells it to make money for Eyebrows and Sirk, because he is dying.

Haxus is his Jesse Pinkman. Yurak is Saul Goodman, and the paladins are the white supremacists.

>>91884432
Sorry, my theory on constants and variables in the voltron realities was discarded.

>>91884488
Stepmom inception! Triple dubs confirms!

>>91884488
Keith doesn't try to seduce him, though. He just slams doors and reminds Lotor that he's not Keith's real mom.

>>91884393
>>91884404
This reality sounds great. Expand please.

How did Sendak wind up with Haxus?

>>91884619
Sendak was a mail order bride, leaving his home country with hopes of love and a new life.

>>91884576
While also telling Lotor to do his homework and go to bed.

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I wish we'd get an episode about a day in the life of random Galra grunts.

>>91884658
Keith goes crying to McCree when Lotor tries to discipline him

>>91884690
>All the qt galra husbando's we would see
Yes please

>>91884657
Only to find himself with a puny spouse. Sendak accepts it at first and begins to socialize and joins the military like Haxus.

>>91884705
Shouldn't Keith be crying to Zarkon about that?

>>91884720
qt Galra grunts dealing with shitty commanders. Complaining about Voltron always destroying their ships. Getting pissed Voltron killed so many of their bros. Doing maintenance on the robots. Having foosball tournaments.

>>91884729
Sendak spots eyebrows while in service and thus the cucking begins.

>>91884729
Keith doesn't need to cry to anyone. He can discipline Lotor right back.

>>91884783
Does Eyebrows know that Sendak is a married man or is he a bit more amoral than Eyebrows Prime?

>>91884729
>>91884797
Would Keith be married to Zarkon in all realities as well?

>>91884830
Eyebrows doesn't know, but when he finds out it's already an unhappy marriage between Haxus and Sendak.
Also can we get back to badboyshiro Sirk and Svendak talk? I miss it now

>>91881481
I could only laugh.
>Mama! Por favor!

>>91884843
In some form or another, Keith will always find a way to be Zarkon's waifu baby momma.

>>91884897
>Sendak cheating on Haxus for Eyebrows
>everyone in the Hub knows, even Zarkon
>Sendak knocks up Eyebrows and everyone knows he's the baby daddy
>Haxus is clueless/in denial

I miss it too. It honestly puts me in a great mood. I dub the badboyShiro reality, aka the Galralore reality, /vld/ prime

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I want Shiro to crush my head between his thighs.

Sirk and Svendak need talking about, fugeddabout the other realities for a minute.
Can they get caught up in a government experiment that ended with an escaped subject and hide the subject in their house?

>>91885175
Same, but with Sendak
Also daily reminder:
>Ywn get to hold his hand

>>91885190
What if there's another reality where Sirk and Svendak travel around the galaxy solving mysteries?

>>91885190
Wouldn't that be more of a military school adventure? Or would they go on a field trip to one of the Druid magic processing centers and encounter this?

>>91885190
Is it an escaped Galra experiment, or an experiment from some other weird, shadowy government beyond the reach of the Galra empire?

I like the second one better, I think.
>>91885224
If Sendak crushes your head, you'll die, therefore you'll never get to experience the joy of fondling the soft fur on his inner thighs.

I'd much rather just fondle Sendak's thighs than be crushed by them.

>>91885274
Better idea, now my idea just looks like a stranger things ripoff.
They go off the path of the tour and see the darker side of the centers, and rescue a child that is attempting to escape. They use a cloth to cover him and pass him off as a student that just got cold.

>>91885293
Do you think his inner thighs are full-on fur or does it sort of taper off into a velvety fuzz? What about his genitals?

>>91885347
Is this child another alien or a fellow Galra? Perhaps someone from Pollux?

>>91885293
>>91885349
Tbqh I would not mind dying by suffocation via his thick thighs. At least I felt their glorious fur in some form.

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>>91885175
>ywn make sweet passionate intense love to his thighs

>>91885378
It's an alien from a galra allied planet, but discretely captured to minimize suspicion. It doesn't have a translator, so they have to communicate with motions.