Most ridiculous lightsaber?

Because it's highly impractical.

>>91847719
There's already a star wars general on this board, ask there.

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>>91847719
Isn't that just a chakram?

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>>91847719
fuck off. Star Wars had more autistic lightsaber weapons

>>91847871
oh hey, the Frengi whip

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>>91847719

>>91848071
It's this kind of low-key ridiculous bullshit that just slips right under your guard and hits you in the face with how silly it is.

>>91848071

Oh my god.

This is the worst thing I've ever seen.

Is this show for real?

>>91847719
Is this the one used as helicopter?
If that's the case, that was fucking retarded.

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>>91847719
I earnestly can say that this is the worst thing that Disney has done with the franchise. This.

I don't know who would okay this shit. It's just one too far.

>>91847871
That's at least a little fun, and can probably get handwaved somehow. The way these are make zero fucking sense compared to any explanation of how Lightsabers have worked. Or aerodynamics, for that matter.

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>>91847719
This guy is worse

>>91848071
>Light saber helicopter

Kek

>>91848071
"Stan, can they even DO that?"

Are there any canon instances of someone actually killing themselves with their own sabers by accident
You'd think they'd be ludicrously dangerous even to the wielder

...Okay.. uh... FLYING with these fucking things is all kinds of ridiculous, but Force throwing a double bladed spinning laser sword at your enemies at least makes some vaguely plausible sense provided you can catch it afterward. It's dangerous, and probably scary as hell to have someone lob it at you.

...Never mind that Vader just uses brute force (real and mystical) to fuck up his enemies rather than over complicating things. If you wanna scare your opponent another way, this would do the trick.

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>>91847719
Spider-leg light sabers.

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>>91848071
Why is a red saber user fighting other reds?
is that Darth Maul/related to him?
What series is this from and is it any good?

>>91853912
You understood the characters, they are not supposed to be seen as a threat.
They posed some danger to the main characters before Maul and Ahsoka appeared.
But since Ashoka and Maul were put on the story, they had to fly down these fuckers to stormtrooper level.

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>>91848071
I'm too busy laughing to be mad.

>>91854180
It is Darth Maul. He's fighting the Inquisitors (not siths) because he's no longer aligned with the Empire.

It's from Star Wars Rebels, and yes, it's very good, but it takes a bit to pick up. You can skip ahead to season 2 if you aren't enjoying season 1.

>>91854523
>but it takes a bit to pick up
But not a lot to lift off apparently.

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>>91848071
Spinning IS a good trick you know.

>>91854654
not that anon, but kek

>>91854180
The show is Star Wars Rebels. Also, I'm pretty sure it's Darth Maul

They weren't that bad until they started flying with them. Thankfully that was only in one episode so i just try to forget it.

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>>91847785
There's also already several Samurai Jack threads, but we don't throw a pussy-fit when a new thread gets made now do we?

>>91848071
They totally ripped that off from Victory Gundam.

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>>91851115
he always reminds me a bit of Sundowner from Revengeance.

>>91848071
I can just see Kanan and Erza's "you have got to be fucking kidding me" expressions.

>>91847785
>ask there
As a person that used to visit and participate in /SWG/, that place is a damn hugbox and if you were to ask anything that could be misconstrued as an insult to their Star Wars you got called a shitposter from /tv/ or Shitwars Guy. You can't have any meaningful conversation about anything there unless you were sucking Disney/Star Wars/Dave Filoni dick.

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>>91847719
How do you feel about nunchucks ?

>>91857309
even the best jedi would be limited in their use
The hilt and blade need to be shorter

>>91857309
thats so fucking autistic

>>91848071

What get me is they never did that before this episode, and they were all unceremoniously killed off.

>>91857309

>literally the sword-chucks from 8-Bit Theatre

Of course.

When are we going to get a Lightsaber Three Section Staff?

>>91848071
>has no weight
>can create enough updraft to lift people
Now I'm confused

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>>91858458
Who would be the Star Wars versions of Bruce Lee and Musashi?

>>91848071
Ok, being real here, if those lightsabers have just a liiiitle bit of an aileron kinda shape then they could actually work like that.

They'd need to be spinning super fast but considering the blades are weightless that shouldn't be a problem at all. Though if they are just tubes of energy like regular sabers then yup, shit's dumb.

>Pilotfag

>>91858468
Well if they are heating the air above them it would create a tiny amount of lift.
But you'd need a balloon to trap enough hot air to lift anything heavier than a piece of paper.
so basically advanced scifi alien galaxy tech meets 1800s French tech.

>>91854523
>yes, it's very good
I watched the first few episodes of it right after watching Clone Wars on Netflix and it wasn't even close to the same level I just couldn't get into it. Wheres the Disney money?

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>>91848071

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>>91848071
Thought of this
Had to do it

Just get ready for the /swco/ faggots to swarm in to defend this shit by explaining the 'scientific' reason they can fly like that and say 'it's totally okay it looks dumb cuz there's an explaination! pls like my disney canon'

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>>91848071
Holy fuck that's one of the greatest things I've ever seen

>>91858468
They do have some weight, but the reason they can fly is because of repulsorlifts

>>91858612
They fly because they have repulsorlifts in them. The same shit that allows things to hover/fly.

>>91858667
>I watched the first few episodes of it right after watching Clone Wars on Netflix and it wasn't even close to the same level I just couldn't get into it.
Trying finishing the first season and see if it interests you. The second half of season picks up a lot.

>>91847719
They're all ridiculous.
they're fucking light sabers.
In a world with spaceflight technology, and weapons capables of destroying entire planets.
So, all of them, because the technology itself is retarded, and it would be foolish to USE it.

>>91861349
>He doesn't want to be able to cut through practically anything and deflect blaster bolts.

>>91861396
>he wants to use magic and risks his life to defeat his foes instead of staying afar and doing a better job
let me guess, you don't use toilet paper either, for the challenge?

>>91848071
Just destroy my sides senpai.

>>91861417
I'm just gonna say that we have the ability to bomb the shit out of people miles away, but combat knifes are still being produced.

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>>91858986
>>91848071

>>91861612
Yes, and you don't see people use them save for extremely rare occasions.
Also, bombs costs money (now), if you got the energy to cage plasma in a magnetic field and use it as a sword, you have more than enough for any kind of gun.
There's a difference between carrying a knife around 'just in case' and rush in battle wielding it and only it.
I mean, if you got modern footage of people rushing in a gunfight with a knife and getting out alive, please share it.

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>>91847719

They're ridiculous, until you realize they're an experimental anti-high-ground weapon to defeat Obi-Wan, as they can get elevation over him no matter what he does.

>>91847788
yes and no. the ring is in no way a weapon. rather it's a platform for the stupidest thing to ever come out of star wars since Jar Jar Binks.

>>91858545
Musashi? Mace Windu. it's practically canon. man is consistently considered to be the greatest saber fighter of his time.

>>91857309
That doesn't bother me so much. It makes sense even if it seems like an accident waiting to happen.

>this thing is simple and practical
>how do I make it better?
>fuck, it can't be done
>I'll just make it look cooler, AKA retarded

>>91848071
god this is so fucking stupid

>>91864155
>greatest fighter of his time
>gets rekt in seconds by a whiny dipshit who was strung along by the galaxy's only non-retard
>a whiny dipshit he never trusted in the first place

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>>91864294
Lightsabers themselves are an accident waiting to happen.

>blade that requires no force to go completely through anything it touches
>sharper than a monomolecular edge
No. Just fucking no.

>>91848071
This is the funniest thing I've seen all month.

>>91858468
They're using the Force.

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>>91848071
I can't even be mad, that's just impressively dumb.
I have to wonder how the board meeting for that decision went down.

>>91847719
The guy that is wearing lightsaber armor

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>>91865196
>covering yourself with instant-cut blades
I found his weakness.

>>91848071
Wow, Rebels really went off the rails.

>>91851115
Does he just have a little man who follows him around and scracthes him wherever, because I mean he can't really do much.

>>91847871
>Light Saber Whip

That's actually a great idea.

Far more deviating than a normal one

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>>91848071
I just spat my food out

>>91856253
The difference is people like Samurai Jack and there are genuinely things to talk bout from the show

Bitching about lightsabers is stupid

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>>91859345
Star Wars fan is here to set everything straight!

>>91857309
There's a reason nunchucks aren't made with blades or spiky bits, they're designed to be able to contact the user's body after all. A lightsaber nunchuck would just be suicidal.

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>>91847719
Man, not even close:

https://youtu.be/thCA2mN3wzM?t=155

The fact that there's attempted science behind such a thing makes it all the more absurd.

>>91851115
The fuck? Does he do backflips and fight like bloody naruto? That looks so impractical