Hey /co/, /v/ here. Are your Walking Dead characters as bad as ours?

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ZOMBIES

>>91847240
The blood splatter is a bit much

>>91847240
It's been fucking long enough since the zombie apocalypse to launch Clem into puberty
I thought those had an expiration date?

>>91847400
>Not proving your pads are the best by coating the boxes with real blood

>>91848704
I read that they don't.

But boxes and plastic packages can deteriorate with time, and put their content in contact with elements. (And I don't think several years old unkept buildings are clean/dry)

>>91849241
>>Not proving your pads are the best by coating the boxes with real blood

Nigga, it's supposed to be absorbent. If anything the entire box should be a light pink.

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>>91847119
Are you fucking serious? This shit show is back?

>>91849323

You dont even want to see the viewership drop since the first season. Let alone the ratings

>>91847119
Why Jane didn't teach Clem about menstruation? They were together for 2 years and Clem was growing up and would hit puberty soon enough.

>>91849847
I kind of do. I watched the first three seasons for some fucking reason.

>>91847119
I didn't even know there was another season after the one with kenny and that bitch

And looking around nobody seems to be playing it despite 4 episodes being out

>>91850582
I'm liking this season more than season 2.

But then again, I didn't have that big a problem with it (other than episode 4), so.

>>91848704

...how would pads expire? I mean, I don't know anything, but they're basically just absorbent material with adhesive to stick to underwear, right? It's not like they need to contain any reactive chemicals or have anything bacteria can eat.

>>91850328
This, frankly. Jane didn't seem very squeamish and their sis vibes were off the charts. Jane probably taught her all kinds of stuff.

"H-Hey, Jane? Um...what do you do when it gets...you know...wet...down there?"
"Oh that? Scoot over here and I'll show you..."

To be fair, zombies do get attracted by the smell of blood, so this would probably be a concern.

>>91850703
They need to stay clean to prevent infection or fungus, but otherwise they don't expire.

>>91850720
Don't do this to me, Anon. I don't need this.

>>91850736

If they make this a thing in the next episode I will never pick up another TellTale game again just off principle. You just know this is part of some faggot writer's fetish

>>91850980
Are you an SJW who hates that bit of reality flying against the face of feminism that women are more of a danger in a zombie apocalypse?

Or are you just an anon who thinks that using periods as a plot device is hack writing?

I honestly can't tell anymore on /co/

>>91851088
Are you a retard? Or as you'd put it, "an" retard?

>>91851187
Say out SJW out loud.

>>91850720
>No AU where Jane keeps Clem and Sarah as her pets

Did they games get better after seasons 2 at all, because I hated season with half the characters acting like morons

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>>91850736
>To be fair, zombies do get attracted by the smell of blood

Isn't that the opposite of how it works in TWD?

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>>91851286

But its not an E you dumb faggot its an S.

>>91851407
a S*

Fuck me might as well delete my post.

>>91851372

That's walker blood. It's old and rotten.

Though if we're going to examine this, everyone probably already smells so rank from not bathing that a little period blood in a pad won't make any difference.

>>91850980
Jesus christ, it's the most autistic thing I've ever seen

Not liking Telltale games because their games are shit is a thing and I agree, but for once they do something that would be valid in a zombie apocalypse setting, don't shit on it.

What do you do when your daughteru grows tits?

>>91851691

Did it have to involve a little girl you fucking faggot?

>>91851747
No, but it involve the protagonist, you jackass.

>>91851747
Who else would you have to explain periods to but a little girl? You're the one with issues here, bro. Periods just happen. You just plug that shit up and get on with your day.

>>91851742
Get the SFM model, and go on from there.

>>91851747

It's just biology, Anon. It's a healthy bodily function. There's nothing shameful about it.

On that note, they really should at least give a nod towards how they handle piss and shit in permanent settlements in a world without indoor plumbing.

>>91847119
Hey, /v/, /ck/ here. what are you eating tonight?

>>91847119
Hey, /v/, /fit/ here. quit playing games and just go exercizing.

>>91852608
>>91852644
Hey, /ck/
Hey, /fit/
/po/ here, what about you stop sucking your bull cock and start making paper origami or something?

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>Janefags

>>91852741
Hey, /po/, /lgbt/ here. what are your plans for tomorrow night?

>>91854606
/int/ here, I'm gonna tell /pol/ about it!

>>91854606
>>91854746
Can you keep it down guys? /lit/ here is trying to read.

>>91850328
>>91850720

Is going with Jane the canon ending?

>>91847119

I wonder how Lee would have handled this situation?

>>91854823

>"Sweetpea,

>>91854823

He'd probably be a little awkward for a minute or so but would ultimately take it in stride.

>>91850328
I was confused until I realized you probably meant Christa.

Cause if you choose to go with Jane she kills herself after finding out she's pregnant with Luke's kid. Fuck Jane.

>>91854823
>>91856038

>L: Sweatpea... Women have a... period... Of time where they notice things changing...
>C: Like the dead coming back to life?
>L:... Sweatpea, if we're going to make it through this, you're going to have to stop asking so many questions.
>Clementine will remember that
>L: You see, the changes come quickly... and they never stop. Like a tire fire! Trying to put it out only makes it worse, you just gotta let it burn... Grab a beer and let it burn... I hope that helps. Oh and here are your pads.
>C: Hope to I use them?
>Press Y for "..."

>>91856133
>Cause if you choose to go with Jane she kills herself after finding out she's pregnant with Luke's kid. Fuck Jane.

You've got to be fucking kidding me.

Am I missing *anything* of value in this season? I have it installed and everything, but I haven't worked up the motivation to play it yet.

>>91856249
It's even worse if you chose to go with Kenny in Season 2

he dies in a fucking car accident

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>>91856211

Press Y to feel embarassed for mispelling how and hope only one anon sees the post before deleting and trying again, only to discover I cant delete the post for a server reason and just leave the thread instead promising myself next time to reread through a post before posting but never do because that takes too long.

>>91856292

>misspelled how

Didn't notice it until you pointed it out, thanks, my well meme'd Friend.

>>91847119
>Disgusting hobo 24yo-looking clementine
suddenly the only charm this game had dissapeared

>>91847119
Why does /v/ love the spic so much?

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>>91856355

She will look better in Part 2

>non-Romero zombieshit
>ever good

>>91856292
Y

>>91856428

How many years are supposed to have passed between season 2 and 3?

>>91856282
What if you leave Kenny behind to go into the settlement?
The objectively correct ending.

>>91849847
Show us. I'm curious.

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>they killed Kenny and sided with Jane

>>91850409
>>91856640

I dont have the pic on me but it went something like this

Season 1 : 2,000,000 players
Season 2 : 1, 500,000 players
Season 3 : 500,000 players

>>91856687
I killed Kenny and the went alone because they were both psychotic.

>>91852522
Same as field. Bury that shit and dig a new one.

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>>91856282

YOU'RE FUCKING LYING TO ME

>>91856898
He gets injured in a car accident and walkers come, he distracts them so Clem and AJ can run.

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>>91856133
>Cause if you choose to go with Jane she kills herself after finding out she's pregnant with Luke's kid

I'm not if I should be mad at her doing another stupid thing or laugh at people that sided with her

>>91856760
thats fine but siding with Jane after everything she pulled is fucking stupid

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>>91856687
>Side with glass eater
>She hangs herself and is ugly as shit to boot
>Side with Kenny
>He just lays on the side of the road and gets eaten by zombies

The only good thing Telltale ever did was TWD Season 1, The Wolf Among Us and the Borderlands game.

>>91856383
Because he is their new husbando.

>>91856722
Source on that?

>>91856898
Nope. If you side with Jane, not ONLY do the nogs you either let into the commune or turned away come back and steal everything, she wanders off and hangs herself after using a pregnancy test. Side with Kenny? Unless you stayed in Wellington, he dies in a car accident while teaching Clementine to drive.

Also you only actually play Clem during flashbacks.

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>>91857111
>not Sam and Max
>not Wallace and Gromit
>not Tales of Monkey Island

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>>91857179
>Implying they haven't abandoned these franchises in favor of their easy cash formula of episodic trash that's still using animations from S1 of TWD

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>>91850409
>>91856640
>>91857142

Found it

>>91857197
I know, but you said "ever".
But yeah, it's a shame. Their quests were great.

>>91857215
Is it really that bad? Because honestly I didn't know it existed, even big lets play youtubers like two best friends and shit who have done all the games prior and the DLC don't even have one episode of this.

>>91857215
Much appreciated, anon.

>>91857215
>The third one is a violent gore adventure
>Others are just adventure
Fuck, they are so desperate, they're appealing to 12-year-olds.

>>91847119
As terrible as Tell of Tales' game has become, the Walking Dead comic characters are worse to cosmic degrees of infinite margins. They are fucking atrocities.

I feel like most people still like Clem.

Nobody gives a shit about Rick and his merry band of faggots anymore. Even introducing Neggan in the tv show didn't rekindle any enthusiasm after the first episode.

>playing Telltale "games" in 2017, long after they've gone creatively bankrupt

They gave up any pretense of being good when they started selling out by snatching up whatever popular IPs they could get that would net them mainstream appeal, like Game of Thrones, Minecraft and now Guardians of the Galaxy.

Literally no one wanted those last two games. They could've made a second season for The Wolf Among Us which everyone has been begging for for years or made a game based on a lesser known but still beloved series like they used to back in the old days, but they didn't. All they want to do now is make whatever makes them look more popular while coasting off the fumes of TWD's success.

Do not support them. They aren't the same company they used to be.

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>>91859052
>Minecraft
I'm sensing a personal conflict between wanting to ask and not even wanting to know.

>>91859119
>Minecraft
You really didn't know?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XgNexYlnmcs

>>91858907
The problem is that S3 doesn't have much Clem, and Javier is probably the least likable protagonist of 2017.

>>91859197
I stopped caring about anything involving Minecraft in 2013, so yes.

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>Awkward Teen Clem

>>91859201
I liked the idea of Javi, because you're essentially introducing somebody to hardened badass Clem, who didn't know her as a sweet little girl.
I thought that had potential. Especially considering the "You shot Marvin in the face!" moment.

No, our characters are the original directly from the creator so they're much worse. I don't know the context but I don't understand what's so terrible about someone getting their period anyway.

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Could he save this series?

Ive been dying to see a Clem/Negan interaction

>>91859541
He's actually likable but too much lolrandom dialogue. Also comic Negan>>>>>tv Negan