Homestuck

time is a much better "death" aspect than doom.

>>91837121
yeah this.
>English is the grim reaper
>Aradia loves ghosts and shit and was also dead
>Dave has a fascination with dead animals and connection to dead crows
>all of them fear death death

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it's the aspect of RIP AND TEAR

>>91837302
Which is weird since all of them become immortal.

>>91837828
Homestuck's immortality isn't 100% and really, it only reinforces their respective fear of death

hiveswap when?

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>>91837442

Karkat is shiiiiiiiit.

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>>91837953
>carmack not being ripped
Throw it out

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>>91838047
:33 < haista vittu!

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>>91838255
he just always looks so lanky

>>91836859
Depends how it interacts with a class.

>>91836859
Cohen knows.

>>91836859
I always just figured that the aspect was literally doom. Like pertaining to bad ends and misfortune, to be opposite to Light's luck and shit like that.

I can see how it can be useful in a game where you have to engineer a certain outcome, but Doom pretty much gets cucked by Time, since it can just as easily be used to avoid bad ends and the vast majority of successful games have a Time player.

I guess Hussie just threw it in because he needed at least 12 aspects and it makes sense if you don't think about it too hard.

So, it's all based on personality traits.

Is it the trait of knowing shits going wrong and doing nothing about it?

Didn't that happen to both the Sollux's?

Doom is the inverse of Hope. It entails enormous RAW POWER, in generic DBZ/Wizard 'DOOM BEAMS' form (probably amplifying the Captors native telepathy, in this case), and also unknown specific Doom Powers like Jakes ability to manifest Brain Ghost Dirk. It's possible these powers might be specifically related to breaking meta-rules of Sburb, as Jakes Brain Ghost Dirk manifestation broke 'mundane' rules of nature, which might be thus further related to the Captors duality gimmick and the Moebius Double Reacharound nature of the Kids+Trolls session.

Doom is most likely related to mass destruction, an antithesis of Life. Sollux, as the Mage of Doom, was inherently aware of the impending destruction that would follow the trolls' playing of the game and was plagued by screams of the imminently deceased. He also displayed remarkable skill at using the ~ATH programming language.

Continuing its connotation of death, Doom may also mean sacrifice, since Sollux sacrificed one of his half-ghosts to get the trolls to the Green Sun, and Mituna sacrificed his mental well-being to save his friends from an unknown threat.

An alternative interpretation of Doom is judgement, or law. In fact, this is essentially the original definition of the word. The Doom aspect could, therefore, have some association with the rules that apply to things, such as Sburb sessions. An analogy could be Sollux's hacking skill: he understands the constraints and mechanisms of the system. Of note is the fact that Sollux didn't merely distribute the Sgrub files; he firstly had to reconstruct the code from two sets of ruins, and secondly, it is stated on his introduction pageSburb Logo that he had modified the program slightly. This fits in with the theme of an understanding of system rules and structure.

Known Heroes of Doom are Sollux Captor, the Mage of Doom; and Mituna Captor, the Heir of Doom. The associated denizen of Doom is unknown. Both Heroes of Doom seen so far have had two dream selves, though this is most likely due to the Captors' duality theme.


Crappy pasta'd from mspa wiki, 'cos christ knows I've got better shit to do than reread a webcomic and rewrite it as though it were scripture.

>>91839043

Yeah, said Sollux rewrote some of sgrub when he remade it.

Hope = changing realitity through beliving it will change

Doom = changing reality through beliveing it can be changed?

>>91839053
>citing the fucking wiki
Stopped reading

>>91837828
>In the year 413, Caliborn "Lord English" became obsessed with his own mortality and sought to extend his life by any means

>>91838351
That's how he tricks you. He could probably kill everyone in that room with his bare hands.

>>91839840
He could and wouldn't feel a thing doing it

>>91839126
Well you still read almost the entire thing then, anon.

>>91839906
Fuck you!

>>91840526
TOO FUCKING THICC

>>91840526
canon

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>>91840526

>>91841847
lol

>>91841987
Where's their boat?

>>91842147
The raft was made from hastily tied together penises and it capsized immediately.

It seems similar to Jinx's bad luck. It causes bad things to happen, but can be useful if it causes bad things to happen to other people.
Plus the game used people like chess pieces and someone's gotta set the whole thing off, so who better than Doom?

>jade who was introduced as the character that had divination became a witch of space
>rose who was introduced as the character with an interest in the occult became the seer of light

>>91842892
Classpect inversion

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>OP wants to talk about aspects
>zero replies

>OP talks about how Jade is a shit character and Davekat is the best thing ever
>600 replies and 250 images omitted, click reply to view

>>91843436
>>91842892
JADE IS ROSEY AND ROSE IS JADED AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>91837953
This is fucking majestic.

>no Tim "Big Man on Quampus" Willits
>no American "My mom was a hippie" McGee
>no Sandy "I've got my undergarments on right here!" Petersen

>>91843452
jade is garbage

>>91842892
Fauntleroy did that on purpose but we have no idea if he intended it from the start or changed his mind on their titles later

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=

>>91843686
Jade never felt like she belonged in the original cast and only had real chemistry with Dave. She was a plot device moreso than a character and her excessively energetic personality makes her exhausting to deal with in large doses. Going god tier killed her character because the dumbass gave her too many powers and had to spend the rest of the comic keeping her in check. She's not the worst, though.

Real garbage is what /hst/ did to her. BREEDSLUT BREEDSLUT

You know why she never degraded during Act 6 like the rest of the kids did? Because Hussie always wrote her at Act 6 quality from the very beginning.

>>91843436
and john became a heir of breath because he was an airhead ?

Reminder that "classpects" weren't something Hussie realized he should put actual thought into until early Act 6 and that they were originally so simplistically meaningless that the "Heir" god tier hood being a windsock is 100% because John had wind powers, not for any Heir reason, and now all Heirs have it because Hussie is a shithead.

>>91844044
Also all the classpects were just puns originally

"breath of air," "night time," "see the light," I forget what witch of space was

>>91842892
Like the Ninja Turtles

>>91843897
Sleep has always been her best trait

>>91844256
more like
>seer
>blind

>>91842892
>uhhh shit the switcharoo doesn't work because jade still saw the future
>hey wait a minute the clouds on skaia just show you the future and that's not jarring at all they'll eat it up for sure
>wanana jack bandit

>>91843912
I'm sure that was just some random shit he ended up working into the plot.

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>>91844330
>best jade trait is because of vriska

>>91836859
Fate, rules, systems, and bad ends.
Also autism.

>>91844386
just like everything else in homestuck

>>91843897
>Real garbage is what /hst/ did to her
We only expanded the author's treatment to the character, anything else would be character assassination like davekat (and i mean the ancient stuff not post megapause).

>>91844494
>what /hst/ did to jade discussion isn't tantamount to character assassination.

Get the cock out of your brain and your mouth.

>>91844515
You think theres no way she would be a mother and happy at it in the comic? Wake up family thats all that fit her writing. That and permanent grimbark.

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Why did Hussie basically hand over all the responsibility to Cohen? Cohen wrote the Snapchats, Cohen wrote the game, Cohen had the status update of the game on his blog... Why the fuck should I care about this asshole? I fucking hate Cohen. I want to hear from HUSSIE. It was like this with Paradox Space too. I don't care about what some random jackoffs' versions of Homestuck are, I fucking want Hussie's.

>>91844390
Indeed, as expected of the best character in homestuck.

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Did someone say Jadekat

>>91844610
No

>>91844626
Oh

>>91844593
>>91844642
The door is that way

>>91844666
Thanks Satan

>>91843452
200 of which is fetish discussion

>>91837953
doom x homestuck fic when

Why was the ending so fucking garbage ?wtf was hussie thinking ?

>>91844819
"I don't care about this shit anymore. Finish my comic for me, random artists."

>>91838643
>Doom is the opposite to Light's luck and shit like that.

>>91839043
>Doom is the inverse of Hope.

>>91839053
>Doom is most likely related to mass destruction, an antithesis of Life

I will never not hate Hussie for not explaining classpects.

>>91844745
homosuck but the four main players are BJ Blazcowicz, Doomguy, Ranger and Commander Keen when?

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What font does Hussie use for his title images like this?

>>91844860
"2.5mill for mspaint cartoons? and my parents said I'd never make anything of my life!"

>>91845177
Courier New

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>>91844626
I don't know man, I'm pretty sure I heard Jadekat.

>>91844901
Doom is like, the Mary Sue of Opposites.

All the opposites.

All of them.
I told you bro.

>>91845231
act 3 was a mistake

>>91844901
>>91845243
Space Time
Life Doom
Breath Blood
Heart Mind
Light Void
Hope Rage

Fuck classes.

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>>91836859
Doom has nothing to do with plot relevance.

>>91845211
Is there an easy way with any particular program to make the font huge and unaliased and sharply drop shadowed like that?

>>91845394
I could tell you how to do it in Photoshop. Do you have Photoshop?

>>91843897
The basic personality was fine. The problem was execution, and the fact that she was used to advance the plot way more than to characterize others.

>>91845488
Yeah

>>91845394
technically you could just copy the text in two different colors and post one of top of each other

>>91845525
That wouldn't get the diagonal parts of the drop shadow

>>91845592
you could just use the binary tool to fill in the extra pixels.

>>91845592
Just copy and paste the shadow layer a bunch of times and shift them until it's diagonal.

>>91845514
You set the font to like 14 pt bold, turn off anti-aliasing, type whatever you want, rasterize it, and resize it with nearest neighbor interpolation.

>>91845656
Are you telling me to do what Caliborn does to make curves

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>>91845702
I don't know man, it just works.

>>91845129
>not homestuck with romero as a player and doomguy as his sprite.

>Remember fan theory that sessions with a Knight lack the Knight's aspect in some way
>Look up the theory
>See post from BKEW sperging about how he's shut down the theory several times, with a link to another post
>Check the link
>It's someone asking him about the theory followed by him sperging about a completely different question

>>91843897
She had good siblingesque chemistry with John, just not Rose.

>>91844593
I think I'd be tired of a comic after having it at the back of my mind for like 7 years

>>91846054
not until act 5.2

John and Jade conversations up until then weren't really interesting for anything other than Jade being M Y S T E R I O U S

>>91846113
Yeah and John barely had a personality until act 4. Rose and Dave stood out mostly because huss he just based their conversations off his conversations.

>>91846189
You mean John had no personality after act 4.

>>91846252
John after Act 4 was Tavros without a stutter

>>91846252
You mean John and Jade never had any personality whatsoever.

>>91846252
Act 5.2 really started to define the kids more. Act 6 is when Andrew realized that they had all logically concluded their arcs and tried to pad it out, thereby destroying all their characters

>>91836859
Doom is inevitability, order, law, entropy, darkness. In classical mythology, Doom doesn't just mean "bad stuff". It's an unavoidable conclusion, a predetermined fate that the subject is rushing toward and WILL meet, no matter what. "Doomed" is the same thing as "Fated" or "Destined", it just has more negative connotations. This will all end.

Note that a common trait of Doom heroes is being coders. They work with laws, rules, mechanical and inviolable systems, and come to inescapable conclusions. They make judgements and weigh up sacrifices, producing the One Correct Result, no matter horrifying it may be. A controlled crash, rather than a risky maneuver.

Rather than Life (which some fans claim is "opposed" to Doom, largely because Doom is a skull so obvs it's death right lol), if Doom has an opposite it's Hope. The Hope Aspect deals with faith, possibilities, best outcomes, holiness, and optimism. It transcends the worst of Doom, and crumples against the best of it.

>>91846450
Remember how everyone bitched about the time skip, and all the stupid people so I would be OK because we would see what would happen, and then huss retconned it into an actual time skip?

>>91846545
I wish Hussie's birth would be retconned into a miscarriage

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>>91846961
Miscarriage?

Is it just me or is Space not very fleshed out at all? Almost every other aspect has several applications but Space is basically just teleportation and frog breeding.

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>>91847037
Space USED to be about propagation.
Also it really wasn't teleporting. That was a FG thing but Jade's canon power is shrinking and making things big. No idea what Kanaya did because mylphs aren't really explained but who gives a shit.

>>91847037
None of the aspects are that fleshed out to be honest, other than time, because time is straightforward.

>>91845843
>Romero
>not Dangerous Dave sprite
>later double prototyped with Dopefish

>>91846986
How bad of a Life player do you have to be to miscarry?

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>>91847310
Pretty shit

>>91847338
O R E O S K I N

>>91847310
>jane
>feferi
>meenah

par for course, really

>>91847338
I saw that post. Homestuck always reminds me why i should never ever appeal to tumblr.

>>91847365
I don't get their obsession with wanting diseases and illnesses.

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>>91847398
Insecure teenagers that, regardless of their looks, want the low-effort "ur bootiful no matter how much ugly or how awful ur personality is" praise

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>>91847398
It's the only way they know to make a character visually interesting, because every character must always be a special fucking snowflake of some sort instead of a goddamn normal human fucking being.

>>91847420
>Hussie wrote that certificate
>Then made Davepeta
What an asshole.

>>91847122
>Kanaya never comes into her own with her classpect like Terezi
>she sits around until Roxy gives her the Matriorb

This still pisses me off. Kanaka never faces the truth that the Matriorb getting destroyed is 50% her fault for taking it out of her sylladex in the first place, never talks about why her race should live on when half of the troll population on the meteor went insane and killed each other, and never brings about the solution herself. She does nothing except kiss Rose and play Mom to Karkat after Act 5 and gets an undeserved and safe good ending.

>>91847533
>gets an undeserved and safe good ending.
she's a fan favorite and gay character, of course she was going to make it to the end in a completely boring and undeserved fashion

>>91847398
I don't actually mind the characters as black. The problem is that they draw them as ugly as fucking possible. Cute brown Jade or Rose is fine, but >>91847441 isn't even fucking Homestuck

>>91847590
She didn't really have an arc did she. She just got given things.

>>91847454
This is why anything Hussie writes on pieces of paper is almost invariably a lie.

>>91847695
Perferct gay babby who can do no wrong or ever struggle

>>91847626
>>91847441 isn't even bad. It's Rose but fat, which is the best kind of Rose.

If you want to see abject horror, look up what that same artist (Gelasticat) draws Rose like now.

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>>91847884
I'm imagining a formless lard blob with a headband, how close am I to the truth?

>>91836859
I haven't followed homestuck since the shit ending, have Dave and Karket fucked yet?

>>91847931
No, Jade swooped in at the last minute and Dave suddenly remembered why he liked girls. Now Karkat is a slave.

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>>91847904
God no, you sweet wonderful sumemr child. If it was a formless lard blob with a headband I could still jerk off to it.

>>91847904
>that dave hair
That's...
It kind of weirds me out, not in a disgusting way like modern poof perm faggot Dave, but it's off.

>>91847960
I don't get why people colour them like that.

>>91848051
Viritiglitiglio. Skin disease that automatically makes it acceptable to draw anyone as blapck because you're being INCLUSIVE.

>>91848072
But Rose is a pale white freak.

>>91848050
He's balding.

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>>91848118
Don't try to argue your case, anon. Tumblrites clearly know what's best for us all and for some reason that isn't pale white fat goth girls.

>>91848227
>Jade's mom normal-ish white girl
>Jade hideous black beast
What?

>>91848227
>fat

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>>91848527
Yes.

>>91848495
Jane's womb is just that poisonous

>>91848710
At least they got the lips right

>>91847122
Remember when Kanaya was going to sew a tear in reality like PI did?

Space is just a weird aspect in how little it does.

>>91849115
None of the classpects do that much.

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>>91849040

>>91848072
Vitiligo is just this generation's heterochromia. It's just that fad artists use to make their drawings 'special' without actually doing anything particularly creative.

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>>91849598
Gelasticat is the modern day sparkledog

>>91849040
And the hair, and the shirt, and the belly.

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>>91838047
Blame the full nu-maled Hussie

>>91849598
My brothers who are already white have it, oldest hates going outside because of it

>>91849523
Why not cum covered Rose lips?

>>91849523
Bless this image
>>91849871
This guy gets it

>>91849871
Because she swallows

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>>91850098
My guy

>>91850139
Sup lb, how goes the dersecest thrist

>>91850137
Not voluntarily

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>>91850256
It goes
>>91850340
>tfw you will never get to force rose to eat you out and her get flustered and bitter over being the sub
why even live

>>91850472
those are nice lips with cum on them

>>91850472
Nothing on the lips. Also that's probably too risque for hotpockets, since it's not a davekat post.

>>91850472
Gibe sauce

>>91850397
Why do lesbians like Rose?

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>>91850501

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>>91850472
Nice
>>91850555
She's hot and
>BIG
>POUTY
>LIPS
Do straightes as we call them not like Rose 'Breeding Dumpster' Lalonde?

>>91850555
Everyone wants to fuck Rose. She has the kind of personality that is begging to be annihilated sexually until she's a wreck

>>91850634
>Rose 'Breeding Dumpster' Lalonde
Why would she be called that?

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>>91850718
Well let's face it, that's all she's good for.

>>91850744
But she is a not a heterosexual

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>>91850773
How would you know, she's never taken a dick

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>>91850718
Because under her thinly veiled 'i'm so much smarter and maturer than all my friends' attitude she's just a scared little girl who blunders into shit she absolutely cannot handle including but no limited to other worldly gods and voracious beast
>>91850657
Absolutely
>>91850773
Technically you don't have to be to be fucked by a turtlemonster but here we are
>>91850815
>>91850744
I appreciate you cropanon

More fatstuck please

How often did Aradia and Damara get subject to this stuff

Asking for a friend

>>91849871
>>91850137
>>91850256
>>91850340
>>91850397
>>91850472
>>91850492
>>91850634
>>91850657
>>91850744
>>91850815

Degenerates

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What's next for him?

>>91850905
Weenie

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>>91850905
Boo hoo.

>>91850935
death

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>>91850905
If you think thats degenerate, I've been talking with the author of ovipositive about Jade giving Rose the know and god damn if it isn't the most erotic shit

>>91845843
>doomguy as his sprite
>not his denizen

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>>91850905
rose was literally made for it

>>91851363
Pfft

>>91851290
>implying Romero's denizen isn't the Icon of Sin so he has to have a talk with his own severed head

Will Hussie ever finish the Homestuck books? How would things like Terezi's passwords work?

>>91851414
They wouldnt, they would be in the book for that part of the story like they should have from the start.
At best there will be a blurb about and the screen the first time it shows up and hell say something condecending about its relevence

>>91851074
>>91851363
Disgusting

Rose is NOT for lewd

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>>91851517
She damn well is.

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>>91851363
Nice
>>91851517
t. Jealous Roxy

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>>91851564
Roxy is very much for lewd

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>>91851605
WEW
LAD

>>91846054
Admittedly that's because Hussie never gave them a chance to interact. Rose dealing with someone as clever as her with a brighter outlook could be a lot of fun, and a hell of a lot more dyanmic than what she ended up doing.

Then again mud's more dynamic than where Rose ended up.

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>>91851605
Very nice
>not on their tumblr anymore
damn

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>>91851789
The fickleness of fangirl artists is very much a thing.

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>>91851876
At least technology lets me make my own waifus

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>>91851918
That it does.

>>91851918
What game is that

>>91851998
Honey select, illusions latest thing, should be a general on h i think and hs mods on the aco thread

>>91851918
not thicc enough

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>>91851998
HoneySelect. Just don't try to do things with male characters.

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>>91852057
That's what Mom is for

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>>91852057
>>91852126
Jade too
>>91852094
I wish the poser wasn't such an ass to figure out

>>91852057
You should see the caboose on her.

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>>91852162
>poser
As someone who's professional job is to work in shit like this, it's not so bad once you figure it out. There's way worse tools out there. DAZ often makes me want to kill myself.

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>>91852170
The only way my friend, the only way
>>91852259
Cute!

>>91852292
Literally a Lightning tier ass. Disgusting.

>>91852259
>As someone who's professional job is to work in shit like this

What do you?

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>>91852309
I design 3D spaces for commercial simulation stuff. It's sort of like being a level designer.

>>91852292
Ever since that one planetofjunk comic I swear it's become that Rose and Roxy = butts and Jade and Jane = boobs, even though the actual canon comic seems to indicate otherwise.

>>91844256

"Which Space?"

>>91844256

Actually "Switch space"

>>91847695
She was nice. :) and cute. :)

Honestly Kanaya's relationship being based on her fucking ROSE LALONDE HEADCANON was a huge well of drama that was ignored because idk.

>>91852304
Hows it feel having no taste
>>91852372
What a cute rose
And I totally agree, Lalondes are lithe with nice firm butts while Jade/Jane are stacked to hell and back

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>>91852445
This is really nice, good find

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>>91852441
It just fits their personalities.

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>>91851918
Why does this talent less 3D hack always come into these threads? None of your work is good and it's miserable that you think it is. Kill yourself.

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>>91852550
You've got the wrong gal friend, this is the first time I've soon my stuff

>>91852550
You're the minority in that sentiment.

Whatever happened to her, /co/?

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>>91852772
Oops

>>91852880
Roses character was sick, she went t out to a nice farm upstate to get better. Shell be gone for a long time though

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Are you for it?
Are you ready to ride?
When the time comes will you be ready to die?
Will you fight for your life, will you go down hard, will you put it on the line when we pull your card?

So hey, I missed 4/13. That's when the epilogue was gonna come out, right?

What happened with that?

>>91852906
Hussie is a hack, even with johns retcon there should have been areneas since timelines are fucking infinite and just removing her resurection shouldn't have deleted her from the story

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>>91853102
There is no Epilogue, or at least nothing major planned.

No word on when Hiveswap will come out, as though the fate of that piece of garbage matters.

Hope is dead.

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>>91853102
Delayed because fuck you hiveswap isn't done yet

Heh

John Retcon

It's like John Redcorn and he's also cucking the readers

>>91853164
I don't understand why anyone thinks Hiveswap is worth waiting. It's not even written by fucking Hussie. What's the point of consuming MSPA media if it isn't even fucking written by the man himself?

>>91853179
The other project was not and will never be the HS epilogue. It was the SBAHJ project, as teased on the site before he took it down for some reason.

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>>91853124
Her ghost got murdered. And because retcons are local, and don't affect the Outer Ring, it doesn't undo that.

>>91853197
I hate Cohen even more than I hate Hussie, but dude, if you think Hussie has any right to write MSPA media anymore, you deserve Cohen

>>91853208
>SBAHJ project
I'll believe it when I see it, though I envy you think he still has it in him to make quality like vent stonk again

>>91853247
Hussie is capable of being a good writer. Cohen is not. There's a reason you spend time on a Tibetan Home & Garden forum talking about Hussie's comic, and not Cohens stupid fucking twitter account.

It's that simple.

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>>91853314
He might be a great writer, but when you shit the bed as hard as he did, its hard to be enthusiastic

>>91853331
I have zero enthusiasm, but no one else can write MSPA content, because MSPA is Hussie. Anyone else and isn't MSPA, so why would I give a shit?

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>>91853217
It honestly sucks that Aranea was basically erased from existence. Then again, I can see why.

When you murder a character and act smugger than Vriska while acting like you're on some kind of moral high ground, everyone is going to be fucking sick of you. Especially the audience. So, Hussie probably had the Condense kill her so he doesn't have to write her in any more stories. Basically, it's like shooting a rabid dog.

Question: If you were in Hussie's position, how would you write out Aranea's character?

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>>91853208
Does anyone give a shit about SBAHJ anymore. The joke's old.

>>91853413
People care about the stairs comic and thats about it

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>>91853444
Yeah but nowadays? SBAHJ only had one joke, and it was a good one, but how the fuck do you make an entire project out of it? I can't see anyone besides piggy, who has evidently godawful taste, being too excited for it. It ran its course.

>>91853395
I wouldn't have had her go crazy in the first place, especially since it didn't contribute anything to the plot. She was fine as just an exposition fairy

>>91853483
Hussie's kind of autistic and impressionable if you think about it. He's not good at making good decisions.

>>91853179
Jade should have bigger eyes. Like how Lexxy draws her.

>>91853596
Lexxy's Jade was just a self-portrait

>>91853624
Then Lexxy is fucking adorable.

The Subway SBAHJ comic was fucking funny

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>>91853596
>>91852162
Go crazy

>>91853483
Who knows my dude, who knows

>>91853624
...
Pics?

>>91853667
Too bad you missed your chance to make a lazy Dave cosplay and have drunken cosplay sex with her.

>>91849598
My balls are white and i will eventually be white too. Even if it stops illl have white testicles forever. This is no fun.

>>91853733
That's just a meme.

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I love Aranea and forgive her for everything

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>>91853756
I keep track of this stuff man. With the nudestuckers at least, the most cosplayed couple that fucks on camera is Dave/Jade, even the lesbians. It's popular and there's a fairly high percentage of Jade cosplayers (given that it's one of the easier cosplays to pull off and still look good). There's some credibility to it.

>>91853672
>can no longer go past a subway without stopping a bit to smell the weird stonk

>>91853806
Did Hussie kill her because she was getting more popular than Vriska

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>>91853811
>I keep track of this stuff man
How, are you that guy holding the nudestuck ransom from the hotwheels thread?
Nice rose btw

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>>91853922
>hotwheels thread
Serketchan? I don't go there anymore, it's not on my radar really. I just trawl and save the halfway goodlooking nudestuckers. And the ones that are somewhat amusing like so

>>91853913
Yes

>>91853922
That John looks fucking terrifying, even from the back.

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>>91854008
Yeah the male options are limited to say the least

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>>91854008
Japan seems to think that ugly ass males fucking chicks makes the situation hotter, to the point where Karkat in these cards is the best looking male because he's actually a girl character with a super flat chest.

>>91853982
>that pic
VERY cool

>>91854103
Me personally, I think the resemblance is uncanny.

>>91854130
I have to wonder if there IS any RLM/Homestuck crossover art

>>91854103
Very cool

so what would a rogue of blood do

>>91853692
>he didn't watch Lexxy on Strip Search, where she evidently interpreted the name of the show literally and wore as little clothing as possible, potentially to seduce her way to victory (she failed regardless)

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>>91854142
I would be very, very surprised if there wasn't even a single ironic scribble from the classical bygone era of HSG.

>>91854083
>where Karkat in these cards is the best looking male because he's actually a girl character with a super flat chest.
This is how I like to read Karkat in the comic T B H

>>91854202
I did not. So pics.

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Man I forgot how good this game is
>>91854142
Mike Heir of Doom
Jay Page of Space
Rich Rouge of Breath
Jack Bard of Time
Plinkett Knight of Rage

>>91854142
I feel like old Hussie would have liked RLM

>>91854251
I didn't save them because that's weird and you probably won't find anyone here who did anymore.

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>>91854277
>Mike not the Seer of Doom

>>91854277
Why are you posting these

>>91854292
>that's weird
You're in a Homestuck thread.

>>91854323
Whatever happened to joking about Hussie's lips?

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>>91853913
>More popular than Vriska.
It's more like Hussie tried to write Aranea like Vriska, fucked up off horribly, killed her off and finally retconned everything to clean up the mess. Let's be honest, if you kill off Jade, you're not going to be all that popular.

>>91854438
Hussie's a fookin idjit who should have just let the character be

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>>91854323
Because he's inherited the burden of terrible movies
>>91854343
To kill time while I wait for my friend to hit me back up on flist

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>>91854423
It's offensive now.

>>91854343
Haven't you ever wanted Colin Mochrie to fuck Aradia? You can with that.

>>91838643
I'm pretty sure Light and Void are opposites. Void obfuscates, Light illuminates.
At least that's implied by Caliope.

>>91854423
The beard distracts us from noticing it

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>>91854562
Nah, light is fortune, void is absence, they're not really opposites. Time and space seem to be the only really linked aspects, given that they're essential to a session.

>>91854575
Really? I'd say it sticks out MORE. It's like a ruby red island in a sea of dark hair.

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what was her endgame?

>>91845369
This is fair.
Sage Mage
Thief Rougue
Prince Bard
Witch Sylph
Heir Page
Knight Maid

>>91854589
How did Dave type with eyeglasses

>>91854423
Do you think his glans is as swollen as his lips are? Do you think it looks like a mauve-colored mitten forcing its way through the end of a log of Blue goat cheese, pulsing with purpose to a rhythm you'd swear was the bassline to Eye of the Tiger if you studied it closely enough?

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>>91854691
With his eyeballs

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>>91854757
Looks like House of Taboo

>>91854589
All aspects seem to embody multiple concepts.
For example, a Sylph of Light was able to use her power to restore someone's vision, and Rose can channel and manipulate bolts of light. Neither of these things have anything to do with fortune.
Simularly, Void has been shown to conceal things from scrying, make things invisible and intangable, and represents literal non-existance.
In my mind, Light embodies vision, good fortune, and literal light, while Void embodies obscurity, non-existance, and literal void.

>>91854843
>Rose is a bitch but Roxy is a happy good girl
Parallels!

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She's perfect

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>>91854864
All the best relationships, platonic or otherwise, in Homestuck, had thematic parallels and relations

>>91854172
A Rogue of Blood would probably befriend underlings and other enemies. They would probably also be generally very charismatic as well.

>>91854837
Roserabia?

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>>91855305
wat

>>91855328
Arabia

>>91847441
Ursula?

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>>91855432
I don't follow

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>>91853102
this is all we got on 4/13

>>91855776
>it's real
oh my god
>@Arbys
>Horsey sauce would have been too on-the-nose

>>91855500
Arabia is Aradia with fangs, because Aradia does not have fangs.

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>>91855805
Arby's does a lot of this shit.

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>tfw jade will never knot you

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>>91856055
It's a good feeling

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>>91856112
Just because it's a fetish thing this time, doesn't make turning Jade into a giant black man any better.

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>>91856140
If you're already shitting things up by giving Jade a penis, why not go all the way instead of half-assing it?

>>91856213
A cute girl with a nice dick is different from a living creature from a diversity mural, stop getting your panties in a twist

>>91856449
Sorry, you're both in the same sinking ship together. Learn to enjoy your polynesian overly hairy Jade with a penis.

>>91856449
>A cute girl with a nice dick is different from a living creature from a diversity mural
Not really, you're both weirdos with shit fetishes for one.

>>91856534
This

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Only really just realized that homestuck as a story surrounds caliborn. Ofc the timeloops and LE seeding himself are pretty in your face, but when you think about it, it all does tie into caliborn and how much of a danger he is due to his god title.

Homestuck just has these wider narrative layers that just appear as you go on. This is just one of many sburb stories revolving around one individual. I guess the green sun thing is the most unique thing about the whole story in a wider perspective.

Why did Hussie refuse to write a four-way conversation between the beta kids

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>>91853217
>that moment when you realized the only reason for aranea's doomed timeline was to allow john to test out his new juju powers
>it's even worse because the juju powers do basically nothing but bring back characters that died during that doomed timeline
>the powers don't even directly take down LE, and you could have LE defeated in any other way, quicker without all the dicking around
>4 years of buildup for what could have a million workarounds
>the character built-up to take down LE gets killed off with little weight
what the fuck was andrew thinking. those pauses and all of that mess killed the comic's momentum when it serves no hard purpose. hell even the god tier callie was setup without needing aranea. she wasn't needed.

I blame aranea for killing the comic, despite actually liking her as a character. what the fuck

>>91856920
Do not activate the mokeys paw

>>91854202
>self inserts as Jade
>is a slut
How appropriate

>>91856957
I said HUSSIE
Not Cohen, HUSSIE. i do not want Cohen to write, I do not care what he is, his greatest claim to fame at this point is appearing on the front page of a late-stage capitalism subreddit. Stop trying to make me even acknowledge his existence.

>>91856962
Jade flirts with the least amount of characters.

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>>91854244
I don't.

>>91854172
>Blood
We don't know shit.

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>>91843897
The time Jade was at her best as a character was inbetween entering the Medium and going Dog Tier, where she was realizing she was falling behind the others, having genuine frustration, and then showing her own ingenuity to solve problems. You know, that brief period where she actually had to develop her own goddamn character instead of having power handed to her on a silver platter?

Too bad she was just a plot device for 95% of the comic.

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>>91857112
She had a complete character arc and it finished at Cascade.

Which characters belong to Hufflepuff?

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>>91857183
Dave

Husslie's lips are so funny. It's such an arbitrary body part to have be weird

>>91857213
The whole man is kind of funny looking. I would be insecure if I was as weird looking as he was.

>>91857274
Yeah but the lips are the strangest part

>>91857351
what about his purple mushroom?

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>>91857351
How do you know, you haven't seen the rest of his body.

>>91857391
>trickster jade being horny
Not canon, we've seen what she's like uninhibited.

>>91856942
Why did Alt!Calliope wait to make the black hole if she knew exactly what to do before Jade found her?