Thoughts on the relationship between Steven and Connie?

It can be cute, but it's also kind of boring.
Winter Forecast was a great episode though.

Its shit like the rest of the show.

>>91833986

It's time to take it to R18.

>>91833986
When are they going to do anything remotely romantic? They're clearly in a romantic relationship, but they haven't done anything couples do since they f̶u̶c̶k̶e̶d̶ fused.

Does Stevonnie have a dick?

>>91834061
Depends who was more dominant during the fusion.

>>91833986
By far one of the better romances in fiction, if only for the fact they actually share interests.

That's one of the most common failings of a romance in my opinion. How specifically do they spend time together? This one actually bothers to show the answer to that question.

>>91834073
>>91834061
Steven is in the body of an a seven year old so I doubt it. The guy's balls haven't even dropped and considering how fat he is I don't think he can even see his dick

>>91834109
to be fair their only common interest is the gem shit. Steven doesn't even go to school, you take away all the gem/alien stuff and they have literally nothing in common

>>91834124
And yet their chemistry is the best in the show. There's plenty of people I have a lot in common with but we still don't get along.

>>91834168
Meant for >>91834145

>>91834168
>>91834180
>And yet their chemistry is the best in the show.

Well what do we have to compare it to? Ruby and Sapphire's toxic codependency? Pearl crying because she's still in love with Greg dead wife? Lars and Sadie?

>>91834061
Whichever you want her to have.

>>91833986

The protagonist has a stable love interest. They are not going to pull any AT shit. It will not be forced. It will not derail the plot. Therefore, it is okay.

>>91834145
>music
>fantasy books
>tv shows
>movies
>video games
See, this is what happens when you critique a show you don't watch. You come off as a moron. There are entire episodes that's strictly about their relationship, with the gems being either peripheral, or absent entirely.

I swear, this board... Almost makes me miss 2006.

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>>91833986

>>91833986
Gay

>>91834061
Sugar is a weeb. So yes. It has both.

>>91834229
way better

>>91833986
It's been 4 seasons so far. They really should just seal the deal.

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>>91834124
>in four years connie is going to be going to college and wanting chad cock while Steven is still watching shows about crying fruit and being coddled by the gems

He's going to get cucked so hard. Not being able to have an erection and having a micro penis is kind of a deal breaker for most women.

>>91834200
We have Rose and Greg to compare to.

>>91834044
I've been wondering this too. Did I miss something or have they yet to even kiss? It's starting to feel like it's becoming just a good friendship and less of a couple relationship.

>>91834255
>he fell for the "women actually want sex" meme

>>91834044
Connie's 12, and Steven is like 8 mentally. Romance can wait, there's nothing wrong with their current relationship.

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>>91834226
>>music
>>fantasy books
>>tv shows
>>movies
>>video games

Welcome to every child growing up ever.

>"I like TV and video games and music and music!

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>>91834293
>>he fell for the "women actually want sex" meme

Yeah you don't have to have sex with them. Just spend time with them and keep them happy. And let their boyfriend fuck them.

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>>91834321
I will laugh my actual fucking ass off if they condone cuckolding

>>91834321
u w0t m8

I was talking about women's preferences, not your dick's.

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>>91834255
>having a micro penis
You suuure anon?

>>91834335
>I was talking about women's preferences

You know about the female perspective anon? You been reading cosmo?

>>91834335
It depends on the woman.

>>91834343
he hasn't hit puberty and is fat

he probably doesn't even know he has a dick because it's been lost to his folds

>>91834347
no, I just have a brain, unlike you
>>91834349
male cope

>>91834362
Technically he already had.

>>91834293
Maybe they just don't want sex with you?

>>91834297
Bobby and Connie at least said the words "date" and "boyfriend". They didn't fuck-on screen and hell they barely even kissed. But they were at least very aware and very open that they were in fact a couple.

Even little kids will have a boyfriend or girlfriend that parents end up thinking is innocent and cute. Connie and Steven still feel like they're at this stage where if Greg goes, "Oh! So Connie is your girlfriend?" they'll both blush and nervously laugh. Bobby never did that shit if someone asked him about his Connie. He would proudly say yes.

The most these two have ever really done is hold hands. Why not do more of that at the least?

>>91834391
ad hom

>>91834392
>The most these two have ever really done is hold hands. Why not do more of that at the least?

They are old enough to be in high school so there really is no excuse
>>91834391
what no, I'm sure he's right. Women don't really want to have sex! He's totally right, they have no interest in sex at all.
>>91834412
You can't seriously come in here and say women don't want to have sex.

>>91834412
Yeah it is. I'm insulting you.

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>>91834412
no shit it's an ad hom you're being insulted retard

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>>91834452
>>91834434
>>91834423
You leave him alone he is just defending Steven's honor! You fucking plebs just don't understand!

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>>91833986
Super adorable and perfect.

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>>91834480

>>91834480
Why does Tumblr bold and italicized words and phrases as if they're being profound over-analyzing this shit? It comes across as a 20-year old who took one psychology class and talking to me about how they totally understand what's wrong with people now.

>>91834480
oh wait that's where that's from?

>>91834506
Because most Tumblr users are teenage girls.

>>91834434
>>91834452
still a fallacy, you can't just say "teehee insult" and change that

>>91834480
>>91834496
My favorite part is how Stevony is supposed to be incredibly beautiful almost to the extent of a siren yet she's a fucking tranny lol

>>91834479
Connie looks pretty cute in Star vs style.

>>91834577
Id love to see Connie go on adventures with Star and Marco. I mean her and Steven are as old as them. They just seem way younger because the show is chibifying them and Steven acts like a toddler

>>91834423
>what no, I'm sure he's right. Women don't really want to have sex! He's totally right, they have no interest in sex at all.
>You can't seriously come in here and say women don't want to have sex.
If the fact that women do not want, like, or enjoy sex in any way, shape, or form is news to you, you are not old enough to be allowed on 4chan.

>>91834575
Maybe it's a pseudo-hemaphrodite sort of thing? Pseudos are literally more feminine than any woman.

>>91834480
>the more humanoid the better the fusion
...was SU a HFY show all this time? Shit might get interesting.

>>91834594
Anyone want to guess on what type of person this guy looks like?

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Connie's alright but I've always had my hopes set on a different horse.

I'm still hoping.

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>>91834593
>the show is chibifying them
no idea what you are talking about

>>91834575
Aside from that one scene in the donut shop, I see no evidence of this being the case. Besides, she was wet when that happened, it made her look better.

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>>91834639
Ship it, but don't even expect it to ever be remotely canon.

>>91834621
>teehee neckbeard
Maybe 4chan should start enforcing that age restriction somehow.

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>>91834655
There's a very good explanation for that.

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>>91834655
Fucking disgusting.

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>>91834668
Did you forget about the dance?

>>91834712
What are you talking about? This show has mad standards for style and quality

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>>91834803
>when the SU thread inevitably turns to shitting on the animation quality

>>91834831
I think you just mean quality

>>91834803
Are you saying Doug doesn't know his own daughter?

>>91833986
It's cute.

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>BUT GUYS WE HAMFISTED IN ANIME REFERENCES, DOESN'T THAT MAKE UP FOR THE SHIT QUALITY ND THE INSANE HIATUSES?

>>91834304
You it's a puppy love crush.Your point ?

>>91834895
>Kiki's delivery service
I'm so fucking mad they could have had Lapis not only interacting with humans for once but actually make any semblance of a reference

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>>91834900
>the best relationship in the show is teenage puppy crush

not to mention the episodes where their relationship does progress make no sense

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>>91834915
Thank you! I mean fuck how was a Lapiz/Kiki episode not crazy obvious? There's nothing wrong with anime references if you do them right. There's actually good potential for episodes like that that also develop characters

but the show lacks the talent for anything like that

I mean fuck it's gotten so bad

>>91834924
as someone that doesn't watch this show, someone please explain what the fuck I am looking at

are they being held hostage?

>>91834924
Now that I think about it Connie and Steven's relationship is the only one that isn't toxic as fuck around others or to each other

>Rose and Greg
Hid a fuckton from him
>Pearl and Greg
See Greg
>Lars and Sadie
Self explaintory
>Ruby and Sapphire
Cannot stand to be seperated and when are seperated they cannot think about anything else or care about what's around them (prior to the Gem Zoo)

>>91834993
Sugar can't write relationships to save her life. The best relationship in the show is a teenage puppy love fling.

>>91834895
Hiatuses isn't their fault,at least.

>>91835015
Well if you think about she does a great job of writing shitty relationships which may have been a point of Season 1

Then all artistic merit flew off and tried to make everything look "good" except Lars, they really hate

>>91835015
Define "best".

>>91835044
In relation to the others on the show

>>91835015
Oh yeah! Definitely worse than hero boy cuck and blue bird cuck! Keep fighting that good fight, anon!

>>91835068
>Implying Rigby's relationship and manning the fuck up and becoming a respectful father isn't great

>>91835056
In a vacuum, what makes it "best"?

>>91835082
After Mordecai left based CJ I stopped watching, honestly. I'm sure it got better toward the end but I don't feel any strong desire to watch it anymore.

>>91835151
Finale was fucking fantastic though

You should at least watch that

>>91834895
Holy shit why does /co/ get so triggered about this scene

>>91835102
It is the only relationship that does not harm others around them nor withholds information from each other

>>91834993
>Cannot stand to be seperated and when are seperated they cannot think about anything else or care about what's around them


nigga, Hit the Diamond was obviously played for laughs

>>91834655
> he didn't have a teenage chibi phase

>>91834293
t. Virgin who has never had a girlfriend

>>91835257
I'm more refering to Key Stone Motel

>>91835224
I see what you mean.
Personally I don't think a relationship must be "good" for it's depiction to be good. You know what I mean?

>>91835223
It's an episode title based around a Studio Ghibili reference that has nothing to do with title in question outside of having a pizza delivery girl

Instead it is full of pointless references that aren't even subtle with nothing intresting about them. Do you even know what pic in question is

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>>91834676
I'll try.

Shopping is a lot like horse racing, you know. You walk in, pick one you like, put up it's hopes into it, and you either win and feel good for a bit or you feel like an idiot.

Then the next one comes along and it happens all over again.

>>91833986

I wish I had a relationship like that.

>>91834061

Sie has both.

>>91834124
>The guy's balls haven't even dropped

That would suggest a medical issue, since they're supposed to do so before birth.

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>>91835223
because they forgot what anime they were even trying to pay homage to. Like imagine if they were trying to do a reboot or code lyoko episode for SU and then at the very end they made SU do the batman pose

It doesn't make any sense from the perspective of the rest of the show. It's jarring to the extent of being a non sequitur and it's the final scene of the show

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>>91835360
>Shopping is a lot like horse racing, you know. You walk in, pick one you like, put up it's hopes into it, and you either win and feel good for a bit or you feel like an idiot.


Not really a good horse race when you know which is going to win most of the time. Canon couples tend to be set in stone/be obvious in many shows. Sure there'd be the occasional left field reveal or break up but for the most part many stories you can tell who will go with who at least in this genre of entertainment.

>>91834362
>>91834255
You know Steven can shapeshift, right? He could give himself a horse cock if he felt like it.

>>91833986
An autistic homosexual child and his girl best friend.

>>91834803
Did you see her? She had dome killer moves, of course people were in awe.

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>>91835859
Analogies don't have to be perfect.

>>91836319
But there are always better one out there.

>>91834044
Lol. It as like you literally can't control yourself around women and must be in love to hang with them or stay away from them.

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>>91834061
Emphatically yes.

>>91834915
>>91834945
Why in the world did this entire board think Kiki's Delivery Service was going to be a Lapis episode?

>>91833986
It's cute and the pacing is actually not given enough credit. The show hasn't rushed to make them official, and focuses more on how much they care about each other on a platonic level and as partners through fusion. About what they are as a unit on the battlefield and as best friends.

Plus, it feels a lot like those cute relationships that a lot of people had in their youth, so it feels cozy.

>>91834145
They hung out before Connie even was interested in being a de facto Crystal Gem

>>91834200
Vidalia and Yellowtail

>>91837322
This.

I'm kind of tired of every 10 year old protag being forced into romantic relationship.

What I like about Connverse is that they are more or less just friends but their romantic intentions are written in stone to ward off the worst of the shippers.

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>>91837473
yeah man they're written like a pair of children who like each other.
it feels good to see that without them fucking on screen.

>tfw no more /pure/ in the world, only cartoons

Connie will never not feel like a self-insert even if she isn't.

>>91837318
People she's the only character who can fly

And is elatively new to the world like Kiki is in the movie

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>>91837839
The worst offender is We're Back. I think they are supposed to be 8 or 9 and yet the girl's her thirst shoots from her eyes like laser vision.

It's like adults forgot what it's like to be kids and then force in romance in an attempt to make the story more compelling in their eyes.

Or maybe I'm completely off base here. IDK.

>>91837318
It's either a samefag or two idiot lapisfags who get mad every time their waifu is left out of an episode. It was obviously going to be about Kiki. Virtually no one on /co/ thought it would be anything other than a Kiki episode from the moment the episode name was announced.

>>91837999
See >>91837944

>>91838013
I stand by everything I already said.

>>91837967
I've never seen that, but I assume by the title the boy leaves and comes back then this girl gives him the "come jam your ponos in my vagoo" eyes
instead of looking happy and excited and maybe nervous like a normal kid would

>>91838040
Tell why under any circumstances you wouldn't expect the distant character who can actually fly wouldn't not be relevant to a title based off of someone else with these traits delivering Pizza learning about the world

>>91837944
Nice apophenia, buddy. But contrary to the rare, exotic delusional believe that you possess, episode titles referencing movie titles are not plot bibles, they are lame jokes that writers make to entertain themselves and swing their pop culture e-peen around.

>>91833986
It's cute when written well.

I love the episode when Steven was feeling insecure on how old he looked due to him aging slower on his birthday because of wanting to impress Connie.

I wish they did what Adventure Time did and make Steven age, making his voice deeper like how Finn's to show him growing. But alas the storyboard artist won't be having none of that.

>>91838099
Did you not know Kiki was her name and then get really invested into your theory before finding it out?

>>91834255
>Having a Micro Penis

His father is Greg "The Cock Slinger" Universe. I'm pretty sure he'll be hung.

>>91837884
Is that because she's the most realistically written character in a show of caricatures and space golem lesbians?

>>91838134
>a characters name was in the title
>therefore no one else can be

>>91838160
No, that'd be Mayor Dewey.

>>91838173
That wasn't implied at all. Maybe you need to take a break, maybe get a spot of tea.

>>91838118
Sorry I expect effort and quality

I've really have learned my lesson from SU about this

>>91838177
Mayor Dewey is one of the biggest caricatures.

>>91834655
The odd thing is in the next episode she's back to normal.

>>91838128
I liked that episode too. It was nice that they showed Steven having insecurities outside of his relationship with his mom or the gems.

>>91838194
>That wasn't implied at all. Maybe you need to take a break, maybe get a spot of tea
>>Did you not know Kiki was her name and then get really invested into your theory before finding it out?

>>91833986
Connie is a completely useless character. She and Stevonnie are disgusting pieces of shit that should have never been introduced.

>>91838195
The reason people like you never get what you expect/want is because you expect moronic things that contradict with 99% of the other people like you.

No one will ever write for someone like you because even if YOU attempted to write for you you would probably fail.

But go ahead, correlate the declining quality and turning public opinion of SU with your unrealized expectations so that you don't have to confront the fact that you are a very bad reader/viewer (and yes, there's such a thing).

>>91838099
why would a girl who works in a pizza shop not use the delivery van to deliver pizza? Why does the name imply that lapis would be in it at all?

flying doesn't relate to delivery at all especially in a town that has 6 square blocks.

>>91838246
I'm not really seeing your point. Are you posting for posting's sake now?

>>91834019
so not shit at all, just kinda slow?

yeah, fits them just fine

>>91834334
It is the only thing you will ever experience in your life

>>91838219
Because he's realistically shallow. But you seriously don't see miss "I don't have any friends, here are my in depth opinions about this book I like, but you're so cool and I'm so lame, " as a caricature of an insecure nerdy girl? Seriously, what has Connie EVER done that's ever been unexpected? Other than maybe be a nutty prepper for about 4 minutes of a single episode.

>>91835915
a bunch of horse cocks will be covering his entire body

>>91834349
all women are the same
they are literally one single hive-mind

>>91838409
she bitched out two gems which was unlikely for a nerd girl.

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>>91838409
>Dewey isn't a shallow caricature because he's shallow but Connie is because she has opinions about books
You've completely lost me, anon. Are you certain your point is good enough to share with other people and expect them to agree with you?

>>91838425
I know, right?
What all women desire

>>91838353
Lol

>>91837403
Have they ever been on screen together?

>>91834480
Garnet does have extra feature tho

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>>91838575

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>>91833986
started good
developed even better
then steven became like his gay friend.
He can recover tho.
Believe in steven

>>91833986
We've now officially reached the worst of zootopia, homosuck and frozen when it comes to steven universe.

When will the mods take action?

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It's kinda scary in here so I'm gonna post some stuff to offset it.

>>91838653
believe in the you that believes in steven

>>91838088
No actually they stay together throughout the movie to save corrupted dinosaurs from a demonic circus ringleader

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>>91838671
>kinda scary in here

>>91834575
Trannies can be hot, especially when they aren't actually trannies but magical hermaphrodites.

>>91834976
Connie lies about Steven being in a nuclear family so they decided that the gems should be in place of his mom. Surprise though, there are bullshit reasons why each can't go on their own so they decided to fuse into a giant unstable monster because that's somehow better.

>>91838703
>>91834575
is it confirmed that she is a hermaphrodite and not a girl?

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>>91838700
Scarily Autistic

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>>91838575

>>91838160
>that because she's the most realistically written character in a show

What the fuck, no she isn't.

>>91838752
cute gif but you might want to leave if you think this is autism,
this is one of the first threads I've seen about SU that hasn't turned into absolute screeching from all posters

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Baby

>>91834496
I was in this thread.

>>91838782
Why did you leave out the very important other part of my post?

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>>91838811
It got better, I was just thinking it was worse than it was.

>>91838825
I too was in that thread as well.

>>91838739
the creators refuse to confirm either way, so probably yes

>>91838739
Yes, I consulted with my dick and after significant deliberation it was officially decided that Stevonnie's masculinity is concentrated into a lack of cellulite and a huge cock.

>>91833986
It's cute but I find the concept of fusion to mildly terrifying. Losing your ego to become this...thing that isn't really you or your partner makes me uncomfortable. It also doesn't make much sense to me as a metaphor for a relationship because relationships are defined by being an interaction between two parties, not the two parties acting as one.

>>91833986
It's innocent enough but nothing comes out of the relationship. No conflict, no resolutions, and no relationship development aside from generally hanging out like middle-schoolers. Their relationship leans more towards casual friendship and while that's healthy and all it's also boring as hell.

>>91838912
>No conflict, no resolutions, and no relationship development aside from generally hanging out like middle-schoolers.
they've tried to create conflict but with 11 minutes in an episode you can't do a whole lot
>the episode after jailbreak when Connie is chasing Steven through the wreckage of a space ship after he almost dies

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>>91838852
Posting more canon ship.
You just know the main reason Lapis didn't want Peridot in the barn because she wanted to treat it like her own love nest with Steven.

>>91838912
They are kids. There isn't much baggage to explore except for maybe Steven's guilt about slaying baddies (Mindful Education) and maybe Steven's insecurity about neither being wholly human nor gem. They kind of fought in Mindful Education for like a minute.

I guess it would be interesting seeing them actually yell at each other but I don't know where they might go with it.

>>91839036
With all due respect you belong on /trash/.

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>>91839096
And you belong in the gutter.
This is a Steven relationship thread.
And what better gem for him then the one who loves him the most?

>>91839036
>>91839160
You are far far more autistic than Cold Tea.

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>>91838155

>he takes after a disgusting fat slob
>implying that's a good thing

>>91835360

Any ship involving Stephen is like a race horse with a busted leg.

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>>91839175
>MFW Cold Tea anon is gone forever.

>>91839285
Aww......

>>91834061
Stevonnie is a futa.

a dick and vag are present.

>>91840067
A dick just doesn't look right without a pair of family jewels to frame it.

>>91838619
It literally explained that in the post.

>>91840126
>Stevonie is a perfect relationship

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Love should be cute

>>91838653
It's clear that Steven wants to bone Connie once he gets older.

>>91840425
Love should be lewd.

>>91833986
COMPLETE SHIT
Connie is a bland tumblr tier self insertion of Rebecca Sugar. Steven only has some chemistry with Peridot.

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>>91840449
>>91840425
It should be both but at different times.

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>>91840517
True

>>91840098
For me, as long as there's a visible puss to accompany the rod, I'm good.

But whatever different "stokes" eh?

>>91840716
>when she jams her eyebrow into your eyeball but it's cool

>>91834480
This actually makes a lot of sense

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>>91840773
>not placing your eyeball directly against your lover

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>>91834480
>Rose and Pearl fusion pretty much just looks like a normal person

it adds up

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Connie is for younger Steven
Peridot is for 200+ Year old Gem Primarch Steven

>>91840803
it makes sense if you think two kids can have a literal perfect relationship with zero flaws what-so-ever but that's bad writing.

>>91840888
>yfw connie dies and steven has to fuck all the gems on homeworld to get over her

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>>91834480
Destined to have a sad ending.

>>91834044
Are they really? I never got that vibe; they just seem like two very close friends. The only hint at this was how thirsty for Steven's cock Connie acted like when he adopted the body of a 14 year old.

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So are we just dumping Connverse now?

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WELCOME TO YOUR WORLD, ALIENS.

YOU LOOKED AT EQUIUS ZAHHAK AND GOT REALLY INTO IT AND CALLED HIM BDSM.

YOU'RE LEATHER!

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>>91840921
Steven is not a slut. His mom was though

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>>91840997
Well that's what I'M doing.

You do what you want.

>>91840945
This is dumb. Garnet of all people wouldn't be opposed to a permafusion

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Stevidot and Connverse shippers should be friends. We both want Stevie to be happy

>>91840951
>he only hint at
that entire episode canonized stevonie with the "mrs. president and first boy"
while it's never "steven and connie fuck on screen" there have been plenty of subtle hints that they like each other.

>>91835015
I personally liked Greg and Rose's relationship. It was pretty fucked up but they both were working together to sort it out. True, it ended with the mother committing suicide to have a baby, but that's still an interesting turn.

>>91841103
I get that they like each other, but have they really been honest about their feelings with each other? The way I see it it's kind of a shared secret they never reveal to each other. Maybe I'm just an autist who doesn't understand human interaction, but from what I've gathered that's what I understand.

>>91838884
This show is marketed to people whose entire sense of identity is their sexual identity. It makes sense to them.

>>91841175
That's pretty much the point the relationship is at on the show. It's a very, very typical sort of plotline for an adventure story like this.

They're probably going to do an episode at some point where they make it official somehow with a first kiss or a "will you be my girlfriend" moment

>>91841175
They've had no displays between them to suggest it. I mean they have yet to kiss. Steven is still at the age mentally where he can't have romantic/dating feelings though so that makes sense. His brain literally isn't developed to the point of being able to feel those emotions.

>>91841294
>His brain literally isn't developed to the point of being able to feel those emotions.

In a physical way or a psychological way?

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Last I have

>>91841294
There haven't been any signs that Steven wants more than a close friendship but Connie has shown signs of really liking Steven.

A lot of it is a sort of hero worship thing though because she seems to be the only human on the show that comprehends how unbelievable and magical everything in his life is. Pretty much she's a normie hanging out with a young Superman and she knows it.

>>91841327
Both. Go read up on child development around 7 and 8 and you'll see thr actions fit perfectly with Steven. He can't see Connie had anything more than a close friend

>>91841448
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Misattribution_of_arousal

There's actually a psychological phenomenon that fits perfectly as to why Connie is so attached to Steven. Think about the first time they met and all the times after that.

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>>91841262
You know I just thought since Steven is a gem and his gem powers enhance a lot of him human ability's like his strength.
Do you think Steven is like super fertile?
As in if he knocks Connie up will she get like really pregnant with super babies?

They have a cute dynamic and are clearly extremely comfortable around each other. They're all but dating at this point.

Kissing, cuddling etc. That can come later when alien cunts aren't trying to punch the Earth's shit in.

>>91841588
The guy has to hit puberty first

>>91841665
One would assume the sudden surge in his abilities was a sign of its onset.

>>91841722
That and his recent outbursts of anger.

>>91841722
I would but it's canon that his physical age matches his mental age

They went out of their way to show us that he is at most 8 years old in all respects

>>91841800
Is this the only time he acted like this when he forced himself to actually grow up? I can't remember ever seen him blush like that around Connie when he was back at his default toddler age

>>91841809
gettin' younger all the time

>>91841849
There's a bit in Love Letters where he blushes at Connie. Can't remember the exact bit.

>>91841800
>Steven experiences an erection for the first and only time in his life

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The fact of the matter is, they're both entering into that period of teenager-dom where fun hangin' out might turn into "Hey wait are we just dating now?" or "Let's keep doin' the thing we're already doin.'"

Which is fun to watch from the outside, not so much to live through that time when I was 13 and a girl I wanted to date pushed me down that flight of stairs.

>>91841864
Exactly, if anything he's getting smaller and younger. He's regressing in age

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>>91841894
>a girl I wanted to date pushed me down that flight of stairs.
ha

>>91841864
So here I am doing everything I can holding on to what I am pretending I'm a

SO HERE I AM
DOING EVERYTHING I CAN
HOLDING ON TO WHAT I AM
PRETENDING I'M A SUPER MAN!

>>91841886
Is... is that what is implied what happened?

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>>91841965
IT'S PRETTY HEAVILY IMPLIED YO

We've all had the awkward slow-dance chub

>>91841965
Pretty much. He hasn't acted that awkward around her since he went back to being the 7 year old in body and mind

>>91842213
>no blushing

>>91842213
Yep, no blush. He doesn't feel anything remotely romantic for her

>>91842213
fucking kek what episode was this and why is he so indifferent?

>>91840921
>Steven commits genocide...
>with his cock!

>>91842213
>>91841800
These two scenes pretty much confirm Steven is too young to develop any romantic/dating emotions for Connie as long as he is in his stunted, default child state

>>91842213
>>91842302
>>91842313
>>91842348
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-mK8TseKwMw

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>>91842213
Everytime he ages up he gets sexually attracted to Connie as his hormones kick in.
He also gets the same feelings around Peridot and Lapis too.

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>>91834255

>>91842425
>Small blush when he says, "I wanted to look older for you."

If you wanna go down this road, which apparently you do...

>>91834255
>>91842467
... Who do people think make all those cartoons on TV?

Korean Toddlers?

>>91842425
Ouch. That pretty much seals his fate as being her friend and only her friend.

I mean she clearly liked him older but has accepted he'll always be a little kid who is her friend because it's too dangerous otherwise.

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>>91841424
Then have more

>>91842714
Connie has very nice legs....

>>91842714
Why is Steven's head mostly mouth and jaw

Your daily reminder that Connie is with Steven only because of the magic stuff. If there's no magic involved, she simply doesn't care

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>>91842782
Because he needs to eat a lot.

>>91842782
because he's fat.

>>91842795
Connie is with Steven because she's autistic and has no friends.

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>>91842818

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>>91842795
Who cares Steven if for Peridot.

>>91834575
>My favorite part is how Stevony is supposed to be incredibly beautiful almost to the extent of a siren yet she has Steven's fat face

>>91834594
If there are any women like that they need to stop having sex with men that only know what porn shows.

>>91833986
Steboni would be cute. Steven going to be a good dad and Connie will try to compensate

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Sugar needs to reach out to more Japs. Apparently westerners generally can't make cartoons.

>>91842895
How deluded and mentally fucked up do you have to be to ship this

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>>91842782
>when you're so fat that you can fit your face onto your face twice

>>91833986
I feel like the show wants to forget connie exists and refuses to give her some good episodes. And that is why I havent watched more than 3 episodes in the last year.

>>91842955

>>91838427

>>91842744
Thank you!

>>91842993
So this is what Homeworld thinks of fusion

>>91842993
steven's head is literally 50% chin fat

>>91842969
You just have to want something other than what's expected and see Peridot as a child.

It's pretty easy.

>>91840224
Yes it is.

>>91843138
he's going to get cucked so fucking hard when she gets older

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>>91843076

>>91840891
Exactly, they're kids, their relationship is perfect because it has none of the complications and problems that arise later on in life.

>>91843088
his toes have also fused together

compare his and connie's feet

>>91843156
Liking it, but it's a little "in your face"-y

>>91834924
Welcome to every children relationship ever.

>>91842746
You're not wrong.

>>91840945
I like to think this is how they'll end up in the future, except everyone will support it.

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>>91842969
For all we know she could have been made for this mission and be even younger then Steven
>Hurr Lapis said we're thousands of years old
Lapis doesn't know shit. The CG's diddn't even knew her gem type when they first saw her and she is already secound line

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>>91843209
>>91842746

>>91843206
I need you to delet this. It's too cute. 2cute4me.

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>>91843196
that was the point though

>>91843155
Your fetishes are shit.

>>91843233
Okay let's back away slowly from this topic.

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>>91842795

>>91840870
Steven looks perfectly humanoid though, so clearly Greg and Rose were more compatible.

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>tfw you can't show PDAs with your bf because the rest of the school would think you are a freak

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>tfw I ship Steven with Connie because I'm only comfortable shipping Peridot with myself

>>91843345
Well I appreciate you stopping your autistic non-canon shipping, even if it is only incidental.

>>91843343
By that point Steven would have mastered transformation and would make himself older with no complications.

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>>91842795
>>91843300
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=03KUv8ZV9hI

>"You don't need any powers to be here with me."

>>91840945
Now this brings up a question. Would the normal human in a fusion like this age while fused? Like if Stevonnie unfused there would Connie come out 107 years older, the same age she was when they fused and start aging normally then, or come out the same age she was when they fused but then start rapid aging?

>>91843343
>KIDNEY BOY AND HAMSTER GIRL: A LOVE STORY

>>91840870
Excluding the extra pair of eyes, yeah.

>>91834993
>Rose and Greg
>Hid a fuckton from him
Not really true though. Greg mentioned Rose wanting to confess everything to him, he had turned her down himself because he'd deemed it unimportant.

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>>91843405
Just watch the part of the episode where tries every way to extract the information from seductive to autorative. She is just a manipulative bitch

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>>91843400
I wonder what she will think of Bara Steven.
She hasn't seen him in his prime yet.

>>91841588
You mean like in Savage Dragon how that one bitch got pregnant with the Dragon's kid and it eventually punched its way out of her killing her in the process?

>>91840875
>>91840791
>>91840425
>>91840968
>>91841165
>>91841381
>tfw innocent, cute explorative romance gives me a raging cuteboner (and a little bit of a regular boner)
>tfw too old to ever get to experience it for myself

>>91843425
I'd imagine she'd come out the age she was when she fused, and age normally from there.

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>>91843405
>tfw you are the only person in Beach City who hasn't seen Steven naked
>tfw he literally wakes up next to you naked and you see nothing
This must sting.

>>91843155
Unless she meets someone that can fulfill her adventurous thirst for life changing experiences like Steven does I dunno.

I bet Connie will find sex boring after teenagehood and set up to find ancient treasures or something. She'll be that kind of dashing unstoppable woman.

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>>91833986
The real question is, what about Stevonnie and Kiki?

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I think people underestimate Stevens in-universe attractiveness because the shows artstyle makes everybody who's short look like a gremlin

He's super strong, has magic powers, is the most popular and well liked person in his town, seems to be considered cute (which means he's not one of those ugly gross fat kids at least), and he's been getting very strong lately so he might have muscles that aren't shown due to calarts noodle arms.

Also keep in mind that this is a show where a lot of full grown adults are still only barely taller than Steven, or sometimes the same height depending on the storyboarder. Sadie is about the same height as him, and Yellowtail is only slightly taller. Lars' dad is also about Steven sized.

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>>91840791
Right in the kokoro

Proposal:

Peridevonnie X Kiki

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>>91843700
>defusing can cause Connie's dress to become Steven sized
Sadie finally has a place to get dresses!

>>91843655
How would you be bored when your boyfriend can shapeshift to any size and turn his body parts into anything?
If that cant tame you're desires wtf will?

>>91843700
I don't want to ship this. Don't make me ship this.

>>91843854
Ship it you fucking faggot.
Don't deny your emotions.

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>>91843854
Don't worry. Here's an alternative

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>>91843829
>steven transforms his penis into a cat
>keeps making pussy jokes
>asks connie if she can think of any way to make it wet so it changes back to normal

Seems like as good as many place to ask it.

Why do defenders of a "canon" ship get so upset by other ships with those characters? Not really dealing with any of these here, although I have seen a few autistic people defend Glasses in the OP.

What's the deal?

>>91843405
Holy shit Steven was so much less annoying season 1. Why's his voice sound so much deeper here?

>>91844206
Pretty much the farther you get from a canon ship, the more stupid and nonsensical it gets. It's not so much people hating ships that aren't canon as people hating ships which don't make sense. Obviously the ships that are canon are going to make the most sense because they actually happened in the story.

For example, something like Jasper and Pearl. Makes absolutely no sense. There's virtually no way it could happen or work in the story, and neither character has ever shown anything other than disgust and hate for the other.

>>91844287
His VA dropped his geodes

>>91844287
The VA hit puberty and he kicked his voice up an octave or two to make up for it.

>>91844365
Well, some have reason behind it. Jasper is a big, buff Quartz, like Rose. So that's why people want them to bump uglies. That's also where Greg x Jasper and to a lesser extent Greg x Amethyst (along with the implications of the little butler incident) come from.

The reasons why Greg x Pearl are a thing also extend to the other Pearls, with the added effect of Pearl being kind of like a sister who's sister is dating a guy she hates/is tsundere for.

Steven x Peridot comes from the redemption arc, similar sizes, the headcanon that Peri is a child gem, and maybe a bit of SI-ing as Steven.

Some people ship because they think two characters would hypothetically make a good couple, not because they'll end up together.

>>91833986
Connie needs more development

>>91844547
This is a puberty joke