Bless you, /cock/

>>91825740
Wendy is qt

>>91825740
Just be friends, do it for the food,

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>>91825740
You actually listened to us? Fool, now she thinks you're a weirdo and will change her shift just to avoid you.

>>91825884
Food hurts, man.

>>91825740
>>91826183
dont listen to him! girls dont think youre weird just because you ask them out! dont be scared!

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>>91825740
>Asked her phone number subtly
>Told me she was in a relationship
>Awkward silence
Well, you killed my night so you know what I you have to kill next.

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>>91825740
Hope you're proud of yourself faggot. Enjoy never seeing her again.

>>91826249
What are you, a woman? Don't enable OP, he'll make all the qt cashiers disappear.

At that point laugh it off with an "well least I tried."

>>91826201
Eh I'd go for friendship. In part because I'm a lonely bastard and I habitually miss signals of the bluntest quality. Did you know a girl wanting to have lunch with you was a signal, I didn't

>>91826324
GOOD! I really needed a job.
>>91825740
GANBATTE ANON KUN

>>91826183
I needed to do it. I couldn't leave it just like "another average day at your [favorite fast food restaurant]" thing. She was a whole different experience.

It wasn't the meat, but the smile.

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>>91826348
>I didn't

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>>91825740
Don't worry, OP. There's plenty of fish in the sea.

But not for me.

>>91826398
MORE THAN ONCE!!! More than fucking once. Ah fuck me. Black girls sure want to for reasons I can't fathom

>>91825740
Can you fucking delete this? This isn't /co/ related at all. Fuck off with your >>>/trash/, and what the fuck do you want to discuss about this? Get help. Your waifu of the month is shit! Just fuck off.

The Colonel is free this Saturday, I heard.

Go get 'em, champ.

>>91825740
chin up son, youll get em next time
let this 8 light your path

Come on VR. Get on with the shit so we can leave this pain behind.

>>91825740
We /r9k/ now?

>>91826480
/r9k/ is another of our bastard spawn. /co/ has a problem.

>>91826405
There's a Wendy for all of us somewhere, waiting. You just have to believe in yourself, anon.

>>91825740
>>91826373
Don't be ashamed of what you did anon. you were a man about it. and had the balls to even do it.

>>91825740
Take this shit to >>>/adv/ if you want to boost your confidence.

>>91826558
Hey its a step up from a lot of folks and sometimes it works and sometimes it doesn't.

Always worth a shot in my book.

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She just would have roasted you later OP

>>91826453
>>91826579
Chill out, Ronald.

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>>91826582
precisely.

>>91826653
wendy's want's mickey D's dick anon. pic related.

>>91825740
GET C U C K E D

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>hitting on someone while they're working in a fucking fast food restaurant
You were fucking asking for it OP

>>91826686
>want's
what the fuck, me?

>>91826691
Honestly better than staking out the place waiting for her to get off work.

>>91826686
Ah Mac Tonight I miss you. Would have given Ronald some competition. Classy and stays up like like Wendy.

>>91826686
Jesus, who runs that account?
>tfw you will never be paid to shitpost

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what's the point of this thread?

>>91826819
To laugh at OP and post Wendy.

>>91826819
Exactly, these betas only want to do a stealthy waifu of the month.
MOOOOOOOOODS! DO SOMETHING!

>>91826348
Something similar happened at worm earlier this month
>girl I work with asks for help cleaning shelves
>agree and start small talking
>one of the hotter girls 8/10 body 6/10 face
>later that week we're closing together
>she asks if I wanted to join her for food and drinks
>I couldn't because I had to get home since my dogs have been home alone for almost 9 hours
>she hasn't been as friendly since
I feel like such shit since I've had a boner for her since she started and it's already over, all because no one was home for my dogs

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>>91826687
I think you're using that word without knowing its meaning, anon.

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>>91826819
A want for Wendy

>>91826882
>shad
fucking delete

>>91826874
Better to be by the side of your best friend forever.

You did the right thing, and I respect you.

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>>91826882
If we made a thread about how sexy a twig was Shad would post a picture of a twig with a pierced asshole within 10 minutes.

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>>91826955
Anyone else really horny all of a sudden?

>>91826882
>he didn't draw her as a vaping loli or something

Holy shit.

>>91827030
Damn, that is one fine stick. Needs to be THICCER thou

>>91826882
Why the fuck is Shadman doing this? Is he lurking in here?

>>91827090
Sticc>Thicc

>>91827102
What are you, some kind of faggot?

>>91826882
Oh look... more freckles on her ass! Now where's the piercing? In her asshole?

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>>91826348
>I didn't

Holy shit man do you need them to get a plane to skywrite it out for you to understand?

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>>91827112
I wish

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>>91827101
He's a dirty bandwagoner. He did the same thing with Creepy Susie and a bunch of other flavor of the months.

>>91827167
>flavor of the months
Delete this shit! DELETE THIS SHIT RIGHT NOW! We don't approve of this shit!

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I want Wendy to bully me.

>>91826776
>Honestly better than staking out the place waiting for her to get off work.
Not really. Just make sure you're not detected and ask her out when she's shopping, in a library, in a cafe, fucking anywhere but during work in wendy's with bunch of obese americans slowly killing themselves.

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>>91827214
Wendy is flavor for life
>looking through the Wendy's tag on Tumblr and there's a video of a red head masturbating under the table at a Wendy's
Huh.

Why the fuck is this shit all of sudden got popular?

>>91826882
This is actually quite vanilla, but still delicious. Her face look so kissable. AND THAT RUMP!

Wish he'd do more like this. But still do fucked up shit too. Someone's gotta push the boundaries

>>91827226
You ain't so bad.

>>91827268
Businesses are trying to relate to people in order to get more sales.

>>91825740
Remember to report these threads.

>>91827308
report yourself nigger

>>91826882
Is it a terrible thing if I see that and instantly expect a sequel picture where she's shat her panties?

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>>91827308

>>91827333
>He literally thinks that this thread is useful
Kill yourself.

>>91827257
Give me a source?

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>>91827353
wendy is cute. CUTE

>>91827353
This is really cute, if you ask me.

>>91825740
>>91826819
>>91826882
>>91826955
>>91827167
>>91827226
>>91827257
>>91827353
>>91827385
>All of this smug
Tune it down from 11 to 1.

>>91825740
three threads is just blatant advertising. fuck off

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>>91827415
Never.

>>91827428
You're blatant advertising.

>>91827473
YOU'RE blatant advertising

>>91827473
savage

>>91827257
GIVE ME A FUCKING SOURCE

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>>91827415
ever

>>91827464
>>91827505
The smug is killing me!

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>>91827385
>>91827403
You just figured that out?
>>91827512
Find your own smug

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>>91827539

>>91825740
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!

Wendy's is probably the best fast food burger place that appears nationwide.

Sure, there are regional places that are better, like In-N-Out or Whataburger or Steak N Shake, but for a place you can find literally everywhere, I don't think anything beats Wendy's.

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Wendy is best waifu

>>91827581
Just let it happen, Anon. Be consumed by the smug.

>redheads
Love them to death. Dad's a redhead, and I want an adorable redhead daughteru in my twilight years.
Too bad I'm too autistic to hold a relationship.

>>91827489
You're BLATANT advertising.

>>91827679
Find an autistic girl.

>>91827581
Don't fight against it, anon. Be part of it.

Come on. Eat that juicy, greasy, tasty smug meat.

>>91827660
This is too good. Why would someone put effort into this?

>>91827778
one man's effort is another tumblr's procrastination

>>91827268
Because the Wendy's girl recently got a comic. Or a cartoon. Or something /co/-related.

>>91827268

people like talking about social media accounts that embrace the memes (ex. Wendys giving sick bantz, Arbys turning fast food boxes into various anime and game references, Sonic the Hedgehog just being a giant memelord) and this one involved a mascot people would sexualize.

I'm not complaining, I'm literally only in this thread for pictures of wendy being a smug asshole.

>>91827532
Alan Bean.

I-It's Alan Bean

>>91827868
yes but how is it /co/?

>>91827844
it did?

>>91827889
how is most the the shit /co/ /co/

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>>91826882

>>91827914
I'm only assuming, I mean, if we have her threads here, that must be the reason.

>>91827660
That's a skin for jinx in lol

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>>91827889

Don't worry about it.

maybe it's just because I'm mostly a /v/ guy but I've learned over the years that off topic threads can be the most chill and enjoyable as long as they are filled with people just learning to embrace it and have a good time discussing something they normally wouldn't and aren't filled with people pissing their fucking pants crying to mods/janitors to get it deleted.

>>91825740
Get this social media out of here! Christ! You're worse than youtube celebs!

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>mfw realizing I fell head over heels for a cute smug anime ver. of Wendy Thomas.

How much lower can we go /co/.

>>91827966
jesus christ, fuck off. it was already extremely apparent you were a /v/ poster.

>>91827972
you don't have to come hear

>>91828005
We start fantasizing about real Wendy

>>91828050
Dude she's old enough to be your mother.

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>>91828036

Not like I'm the one that made the thread.

>>91828065
so is tara strong

>>91828045
>you don't have to come hear
>don't have to come hear
>have to come hear
>to come hear
>come hear
>hear
LOL

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>>91826373
>It wasn't the meat, but the smile.

>>91828005
It's not a question of low, but deep

>>91828074
Sluts don't count.

>>91828065
She's also a bit of a hamplanet.

>>91826882
Wow thanks for ruining my day you piece of shit
I already was wondering why is their so much of a reflux of Wendy posting happening for the past day or so and now you got this piece of shit in on it too. I was liking that Wendy was getting something out of the character but this makes me regret it.

Fuck you. /co/ is dead to me, and Shadfag of course had to lurk this place more actively than all you faggots just to shill on the "craze" you fags had to start. Fuck you all. Fuck all of you.

>All of this Anne May Wendy
>Not the actual fat Wendy

>>91828065
>>91828117

Weren't there some commercials a few years back that used a completely different cute actor to play Wendy?

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>>91828216
Yes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2AnLCY1izzw

Quick someone
Post more Twitter Wendy's bantz

>>91828216
>>91828294
>He thinks this is cute
3DPD

>>91828314
Do it yourself.

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>>91826882
Draw Moana damnit! There are SOOO many things you could do with her

>>91828110
didn't stop your mother

>>91827607
I want to rub one of her feet while the other applies pressure to my erect penis.

>>91828294
Wow.. she is kinda cute.

>>91828329
she's cuter than you are

captcha Bounder STOP

>>91828294
>3D irl Wendy
Holy fuck. Wendy's really knew it all this time, now that's better.

WHY THE FUCK DID THEY FIRE THE WENDY GIRL THAT RAN THE TWITTER?

ARE YOU SHITTING ME?

I mean SERIOUSLY, this could've been a great marketing way of introducing a 2D Smug Wendy, I would've ate at Wendys like every day but now fuck Wendys

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>>91827607
Why the hell isn't there art of her giving a sockjob while smirking yet?

>>91828586
Why don't we all start a campaign of getting her back?

>>91828444
>>91828555
This thread has been blessed by Wendy Thomas' smugness.

>>91828586
Executives can't handle the bantz.

Honestly, she probably would've been fine if she didn't post that Wendy pepe when it became the 'symbol' of the alt-right.

>>91828586
Well thanks to her, Smug Anime Wendy became a meme so we have her to thank for that.

>>91828612
Could that work?

>>91828591

if it gets made then I don't think my dick will be able to handle it.

also, is there a higher res version of that?

>>91828586
If she wasn't acting professional, I would have also fired her. That cunt loves to do stupid shit. You're waifufag goggles are too tight around your face.

>>91827532
>that burn

Oh boy. Twitter is a one of a kind environment. Most of these accounts do stuff that would give PR guys heart attacks just 10 years ago.

>>91828586
Blame the creator's actual daughter and executives, rumors are that she hated how she was portrayed and didn't like the sassy stuff and it seemed unprofessional

>>91828586
Wait they fired her? Link for proof?

>>91828586
This happened? Source?

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>>91828646
not him, but now that you mention it

>>91828662

The people demand blood, they crave entertainment. If your franchise wants to see the end of the 2010s they better learn how to throw out hot bantz and interesting OC over social media

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It’s so weird to see people actually accepting the “corporations are people” thing.

Like people saying things like “Pepsi feels bad and apologized”. Pepsi doesn’t “feel” anything, it’s an organization that attempts to make money by selling a product of the same name.

And the Denny’s-style blogs and twitter outlets where “Wendy’s” has a “sassy personality” and picks fights with the other fast food twitters serve to further this illusion. This whole act is being projected by an entire marketing team whose job is to make you think nice thoughts about the product so you’ll buy more.

They aren’t real. It’s all illusion and it’s leading people to think that they are hurting real people when they criticize or resist corporate action.

>>91828676

I'm gonna masturbate to smug wendy tonight and there's nothing they can do to stop me.

>>91828689
>>91828690

http://www.businessinsider.com/wendys-won-and-lost-a-twitter-troll-war-2017-1

I hate to say it but she fucked herself by posting the pepe image, it was THERE that fucked her and ended the smug Wendy forever

>>91828747
Corporations represent groups of people, Anon. It's no stranger than anyone speaking on behalf of a group.

>>91828779
>A cartoon fag cant get your fire

hopeful she sues

>>91828747
You could almost say, they're spooks

>>91828779
>Jan 4., 2017

uh isn't this a bit old? Hell, the Hardee's bants happened just a couple of weeks ago.

>>91826874
>you couldve just had asked her if you could do it another time
Why are people so retarded

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>>91828005
don't forget...
WE CREATED /mlp/ AND THE BRONIES

>>91828747
>cor·po·ra·tion
>ˌkôrpəˈrāSH(ə)n/
>noun
>a company or group of people authorized to act as a single entity (legally a person) and recognized as such in law.
Uh.

>>91828753
somebody STOP him. you cant jack it to smug wendy its against the law

>>91828903
You could almost say, they're spooks

>>91828591
>Wendy will never stick a cheeseburger down your pants and whisper "Now your dick is worth something. One whole dollar."

>>91827660
Ult should be a Frosty not a soda if her rocket already shoots soda

>>91828747
It's hilarious seeing these corporations (people on Twitter accounts really) down to our level. I know these things really have no idea what they're doing or really care about us on any personal level and see us s a statistic and part of an equation to gouge the most amount of money off of us in the most efficient manner possible, but I still enjoy this shit for the entertainment value.

That's kinda the humor in this, seeing this inhuman thing act like a person. It's like a dog wearing a birthday hat or a cat wearing a tie. It's funny because it's something unexpected and not normal.

> when they criticize or resist corporate action.
Nigga, what makes you think people aren't resisting?
I always shop local when it comes to good food. It's cheaper and better tasting.

>>91828005
>How much lower can we go /co/.
The Darkwing Duck VS Mable Bot Raid.

>>91828294
>>91828216
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yNtySt6Fg30

>>91828005
We've already sexualized food, TV channels and a literal fucking TV. This is nothing new.

>>91828005
Just one word: Tulpas.

>>91828986
Remember to always make a friendly Jackie Chan tulpa in case the others get rowdy

>>91828986
Don't get me started on those. I used to have fucking nightmares about those things

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>>91828857
you should see the denny's official tumblr. they've been at this game for like five years now

Seriously, what's with the Wendy's girls stuff, it's been everywhere for like 5 days. What happened?

>>91828857
Exactly. Maybe it's not the same person as before, but whoever is in charge now is still bringing the banter all the same.

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>>91828005
I'm having in-pure thoughts about an entertainment company, thanks to those Channel-Tan threads.
>MFW when I'm actually giving a damn about Viacom
Fuck it, there's worse things to care about, I guess.

>>91828935
>Wendy will never use and abuse you, leave you in tears on the floor and throw $4 in quarters at you and say "buy yourself something nice, whore"

>>91829032
More people have found about about Wendy's twitter banter. A lot of people knew about it months ago but there's just been a surge in popularity recently. Now we're getting a bunch of cute smug redhead art, so I can't complain.

>Corporations adopting the ironic shitposting model
Can shitposting be over now? It has gone beyond the normies and into the hands of marketers.

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>>91829054
>tfw
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TvZskcqdYcE

>>91829054
Nice work, /co/, now I'm associating a fast-food mascot with femdom.

There are worse fates, I guess.

>>91826875
This, I'm starting to get fed up with people just parroting words they don't understand.

>>91829030
wtf i hate bananas now

>>91829111
no.
post-retro cryptodada culture is the future

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XzbISicsvcQ
did we just forget this?

>>91826449
>>91826348
>Black girls want to
>lonely bastard
>I habitually miss signals of the bluntest quality.
Andrew?

>>91829201
Who cares about that, that's from their shitty advertising department
I don't even really care about their twitter posts, I just think their mascot is cute

I want am Ebony Wendy's.

>>91829276
Put down the malt liquor

>>91829276
You'll get Remedial English classes and White Castle.

>>91829111
Its not ironic shitposting though, its just banter you'd normally never see from a corporate mascot.

>>91829276
*an

>>91829276
>I want am ruined Wendy's.
why?

>>91829358
Black girls are hot.

>>91829358
Him am caveman, not know he am play god!

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What if Wendy got addicted to her own fast food?

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>>91829376
She is perfect the way she is.

>>91829144
>Thats right anon, go to my restaurant, spend all of your money for me
>Good boy

Do you think the CEO of wendy's personally thanks their twitter account user for bringing them free popularity? Wendy's is only 2nd to mcdonalds desu

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>>91826882

I have yet to be convinced this is actually comics and/or cartoons.

>>91829397
Yes, yes, this is what I was waiting for.

>>91829144
>>91829054
>>91829134

Okay! Stop! This is fast food mascot. This is getting more pathetic than usual.

>>91828747
agree

>>91829479
That's what I said! Go take this to /qa/ this is getting retarded.

>>91826686
Now I want to see Wendy in Asuka's plug suit.

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>>91826686
>>91826779
Y'all seem to be forgetting about Arby's

>>91825740
What will happen when western corporations fully sexualize/cutiefy their mascots?

The fall of western society.

>>91829495
>Wendy will never jerk you off into a Frosty™, look you into your eyes as she dips a fry into the frozen treat and call you a fucking pervert.

>got linked here from /r6g/
what a time to be alive

>>91829540

Arby's is straight quality though.

No shitposting just fantastic papercraft work.

>>91829479
It's a characterization of a corporate mascot. Where else would it go? /ck/? enjoy 4 posts/hr, /b/? good joke. Since we've had multiple threads hit the post limit, and occasional art posts, there's obviously interest on /co/.

>>91829408
No she's not, fuck off to /pol/.

>>91829540
We we're sucking arby's dick for that last month. We will suck burger king's dick next month for some other shit. But this month we suck Wendy's dick.

>>91829563
?

>>91829596
It belong in /trash/.

>>91829602
Does Wendy have a feminine penis?

mods

>>91829618
/r6g/ is the Rainbow 6 general on /vg/

>>91829620
But it's not furry shit?

>>91829602
>suck Wendy's dick
I wish. I'm still waiting for the Wendy size bullying pic from last thread.

>>91829653
Haha what are you cunts discussing this for lad?

>>91829563
What dimension are you from, anon?

I REALLY want to fuck Pippi Longstocking.

>>91829397
I'll bet she can pound down a couple of Baconators in one sitting.

>>91829663
This whole thing is nothing but nonsense, OP is talking about get gf. Fuck off with your waifu, /trash/.

>>91829691
I'll be honest, I didn't even read the OP. I just came from the previous thread that hit the post limit.

>>91827660
>Wendy's Jinx
Stop penis, brain needs blood tollblnglrl

if wendy was gonna have some mega frostie titties how big should they be

I'm genuinely confused by all the excitement over this shit that seemed to erupt from nowhere. Is this what viral marketing looks like in 2017?

>>91829673
pedo
unless you mean cartoon pippi

in which case you become a DOUBLE pedo

>>91829742
C-cup since frostys tend to come in smaller cups.

>>91829762
Yup. I think all the politic spam companies have turned their interests corporate.

>>91829742
DOUBLE M FOR MILKSHAKE

>>91829762
It's advertising done right.

t. adblock user since like 2008

STOP SHILLING THIS!

-McDonalds

>>91829772
Shhhhhhhh

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>>91826882
Based Shad.

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finger licking good

>>91828857
There were several people who post/ed for the Wendy's twitter, she was head and had a particularly popular series.

Getting "dumb frog poster-ed" irl is both funny and stupid though

>>91829844
MORE

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>>91829824
>>91829844
THIS

I DEMAND MORE!

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>>91829864
Non bully Wendy is gross

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siegheil

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>>91829909

>>91829936
Probably a play on the twitter account manager getting fired for posting "alt right hate symbol Pepe the frog"

Anyway, is this really advertising?

This is a character we can admire, adore, and fap to if we wish. Is that really such a one-way street? It's more like an equivalent exchange.

>>91830014
Yes, you dipshit.

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>>91830053
>futa Wendy
OH PLEASE

>>91829974
Or offering free food for a year if one guy can get 18 mil rt without asking permission first. If that dude really wanted free nuggets he should have deleted the homophobic stuff he posted

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>>91830014
Judging by most of the art in the thread it's just people riding on a social media news trend rather than spontaneously realizing that a red-haired girl in pigtails can be hot if you draw her that way. Seems kind of cynical compared to Wendylust of yore.

I tend to overthink this shit though.

>>91830083
Wait, that guy was real? I just assumed he was another ad guy.

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Wendy dominating hardee jr while sr cries in the corner when?

>>91826882
Huh. This one actually makes me hard. That doesn't usually happen with Shad's """art""".

>>91830083
Wait did he get his nuggets or did he lose them because of the homophobic stuff?

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Whose gang would /cock/ join?

>>91830134
He has 3278969 rt since April 5th.

>>91826882
looking at Shads work makes me subconsciously smell rotten cheese

>>91830175
Gwendolyn?

>>91830208
BUT DID HE GET HIS NUGGS?!

>>91830175
King
He's got the style if nothing else going for him

>>91830175
Either King or Queen

>>91830175
O shit Jared

This thread went from /r9k/ stories to softcore Wendy porn.

And I like it this way

>>91830175
Still don't know who bob or the trojans are.

>>91830175
subway boys have the best parties yo

>>91828747
Gee, really class consciousnesses my ass-consciousnesses.

>>91829559
She then downs the whole thing and gives you a ice cold blow job.

>>91826882
>retarded anatomy
>I bet this is shadman
>it is
lol

>>91829559
I will never understand that fry shit.

>>91830302
Bob is from Big Boy and The Trojans are from Sonic, i believe.

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>>91830175
As hot as Wendy is, how could anyone not join Jack? He's a bro and a responsible leader. I'll bet he takes care of his guys.

>>91829762
>Is this what viral marketing looks like in 2017?
Basically. Think your thoughts are yours? That's you fapping to that porn? Nope, you are an ad.

South Park predicts the future once again.

>>91830175
The King or Jack, definitely

>>91830385
Called it the moment I saw the fucking eyeliner here. Really weird he hasn't added the ugly piercings tho.

>>91830175
'Queen' DQ

I like "her" flair

>>91830404
his tacos are almost as shitty as the reason he has a false head.
A orb of foam should not speak with the voice of a man. This is some old school demonic shit.

>>91830404
And murdered those that tried to kill him.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N-rgqDhnLoU

>>91830302
I thought Bob was in there to represent Bob's Big Boy but apparently he's Quiznos, and The Trojan is named after the founder of Sonic.

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>>91829686
Tell me more.
If not give me some time and I'll fucking write this story.

>>91830404
Jack's design makes me think he's not even a gang leader. He looks like a fucking psycho who manages to be a threat to entire gangs just by himself. Nobody knows his agenda, he just shows up, fucks shit up, and leaves.

>>91830448
Well they DID try to kill him. Let's be fair. The king had to reclaim his throne, and he had to kill off all those who had tried to displace him. It's like how Odysseus has to kill all the suitors when he returns to Ithaca.

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>>91830392
She would bully you so hard for not liking the fry shit.

>>91830463
not him but maybe i could draw it too

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>>91829030

Fuck, Denny's Tumblr is just straight up madness.

>>91830507
I would cuddle this Wendy.

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>>91829397
>>91829686
>Wendy getting fat from her own food
>She becomes so gluttonous to the point where she can pack away inhumane amounts of food

Some writefag needs to get on this right away. Bonus points if she's a cheeky cunt like in the tweets.

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>>91830508
Do it, my man.

>>91830463
>>91830508
Well, she looks like a big girl with a big appetite, is all. It probably takes a lot to fill her up. And, fun fact, the Baconator has 950 calories.

Although as I look at the website I realize it's not the most calorific thing on the menu. That would be Dave's Triple, which has 1090 calories. The point is that it looks like she needs a lot of food before she's full, and Wendy's' menu is more than capable of feeding her.

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>>91830526

>>91830175
Hardee's and/or Carl's jr

>>91829030
>>91830554
>>91830582
Denny's is a bless from the gods.

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21 years I've been on this planet, and if only my parents knew it would lead to me saving images of smug personified fast food mascots

>>91830175
I feel sorry for 'Little' Caesar. He is so out of place. An old school Italian mobster whom the universe mandates he shoot others with pizzas and drown them in grease, who cannot slice throats but turns garrote wire and thin blades in the dark into kitchen utensils.
Once he had dreams, has aspirations, he knew he was gonna be somebody. That was long ago, before the Clowns and the Kings. Now his empire is contested by an upstart Johnnie come lately, and he know that his dreams are a thing of the past. From princeps to plebs.

>I now want a smug anime fast-food mascot to force me to sample their entire menu and fatten me up.

Well I've reached a new low, hopefully they make Bleach Frosties.

>>91825740
I totally had a similar mishap at a wendy's

>at wendy's
>qt cashier takes my order
>the place is not busy, get to talking
>food comes out
>still talking, going great
>decide to take a bite of my chili while we talk
>she's about to give me her number
>chili does not go down well
>let out a jet fueled fart
>propels me across the counter
>holding chili in hand, spill it all over qt cashier
>lathering it all over her face and chest
>bump into the fryer
>hot grease begins pouring on her face
>still farting, now turned into projectile diarrhea
>awkward boner tears out of pants and ejaculates from the pressure
>shitting and jizzing on this girl who I am rubbing chili all over while her face melts off
>all I could say was I am so sorry
>visit her in hospital later
>turns out she had boyfriend, was just trying to be nice

Feels bad man, the way they lead you on like that

>>91830175
Probably Bob's. He looks like he's big enough to make good money but small enough that the bigger guys like McDonald and BK don't bother with him.

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>>91830554

The Denny's blog reads like its written by some alien or something. Reading it makes me feel like I'm the main character in a shitty Creepypasta, I'm going to go missing and end up as a painting in some random Denny's in Missouri.

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>>91827660
This is like Condiment King if he was actually a competent villain and also a qt.

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>You and Wendy will never go to the storage closet and have sweaty, passionate sex on a hot summer day
>You will never use your hand to muffle her voice as you plow her freckled ass from behind and knock over cleaning supplies from the rack she's up against
>You will never share a large chocolate shake with her

>>91830474
Yeah, he seems like the guy you really don't want to run into. By contrast The King seems like the classy type of mobster who would avoid hurting people who aren't involved in the business.

The Don is probably somewhere in between- more reasonable than Jack but still completely ruthless.

The Subway Boys are at the bottom of the totem pole because no matter how much influence and territory they could ever gain, nobody respects them or wants to deal with them unless absolutely necessary because of their dirty laundry.

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>>91830582

Nightmares.

>>91830761
For me, it's the McChicken.

>>91830474
>Jack is the fast-food underworld equivalent to Jacket from Hotline Miami

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>>91830782
Don't you start

Hey Kevon

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>>91830125
Does he actually refer to him as "Hardee Jr."? It makes sense with Carl's Jr., but it falls completely flat if you use the Hardee's name.

>>91830175
Someone really needs to make a Breakfast of the Gods style comic about a gang war among them

Kevon doesn't even eat at wendy's what do I do with that nigga?

>>91830175
>Ay, Hamburgler, got a job for you. So I'm sitting here enjoyin' a McChicken when my phone buzzes. You know who it is? It's that Gwendolyn girl. She's ruining my image. On Twitter! I'm a crime boss and she's ripping me on a kids news network.
>It's actually a social media app, Ronny.
>Can it Birdo. Now, where was I-- right. Wendy. I need you to steal her patties. They say they're made fresh - what, the kid's got a slaughterhouse out back? Whatever. Just steal those patties and replace 'em with these frozen ones. Just make sure they've been thawed out so she won't notice. Not until it's too late. Can you do that for me?
>Sure thing, Boss.
>Good. Don't mess up. We need to ruin her image so she can think twice about messing with us. If I get one more retweet telling me I got "sick burned" I'll McFucking kill someone.

>>91827030
t h i c c

>>91827167
>creepy susie and phanty r34 isn't being made anymore
What is this hell?

>>91827596
Steak n Shake is fucking great, dude.

>>91830175
Gwendolyn or Don.

>>91830754
Is it weird that shitty greentexts like this one might be even able to make me cum, while porn comics don't even get me a boner?

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Hey fags.
https://www.f-list.net/c/the%20burger%20bitch

>>91830892

He said Steak N Shake is great. He just said it is regional.

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>>91830889
>I'll McFucking kill someone.

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>>91830693
>still farting, now turned into projectile diarrhea
>awkward boner tears out of pants and ejaculates from the pressure
>shitting and jizzing on this girl who I am rubbing chili all over while her face melts off
Now this has to be some made up shit.

>>91827966
would wendy like my hotdog?

>>91830914
You the man, nigga

>>91830949
Not even confident enough in it to be sure?

I can hear her laughing at it now.

>>91830914
If that's you give us an example of how bullying you can be

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>>91830945

prime example of offtopic but interesting threads that need to be moved to /trash/ instead of being outright deleted. this shouldn't have lasted as long as it did on /co/

>>91831033
Rude. This is /cock/ stuff.

>>91831033
While I am one, if it gets moved to /trash/, fat fags will flood it and ruin it. The amount of pudge is optimal at the moment.

>>91831042
well this isn't /cock/. this is /co/. and /ck/ would've been far more relevant for this than this board.

>>91830902
you use different parts of your brain for imagining things than seeing them

it's part f why porn makes your dick stop working normally, you associate sex too heavily with a visual stimulus

>>91831033
April Fools never ends.

thanks for the free viral marketing, goy

>>91830997
How the fuck would that not be me, you simpering fag? That profile has five fucking views. You really think some random anon found a brand-new profile that's tailor made for the fags in this thread?

I guess you just asked so you could squeeze your pud to whatever mean names I call you, right? Don't even have the dignity to do it on the ERP site I just linked instead of right in front of everyone. You're some kind of human trash, aren't you?

>>91831080
no prob, got some nuggets from wendys today

>>91831083
Jerk me off with your feet, please.

>>91830902
our imaginations are powerful, man.

>>91830918
Yeah, I know. I wasn't defending the restaurant I was expressing my satisfaction with their food, the service kind of varies usually it's pretty good.

>>91831083
Not the proper style but you'll get some fish

>>91831083
High quality, keep doing God's work you filthy degenerate.

>>91831103

I wish we had Steak and Shake here in AZ. If I ever become wealthy to the point where I can piss money away I will open two things in Tucson. A Steak and Shake, and a Skyline Chili.

>>91831149
As someone who lives in the Steak & Shake area, it's vastly overrated. Trust me, you'll be sick of it by your third trip.

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>>91831052
Well shoot, I guess I'm not welcome then

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>>91831190

>>91831190
NIGAAAAAA WHY DO YOU POP UP IN THE BEST OF PLACES

>>91831190
I stand corrected. This thread is officially comfy as hell, post all the hell you want you crazy ninja bastard.

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>>91831190
I'D LIKE A LAAAAAAAARGE

>>91831170

I like them every time I visit my parents in Ohio. They are really cheap, I like those shoestring fries, and they have good shakes. I like them a lot.

And there's just nothing else like Skyline other than Gold Star.