Why would he microwave cats?

Why wouldn't he?

>>91820745
Cause he's a sociopath

>>91820745
Oh, Mittens.

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>you will never get wasted and watch a marathon of athf

>there will never ever be a new episode of athf

>probably never even a similar show of compare quality

Fuck this gay earth.

Were people really triggered by that?
Had they never watched ATHF before then?

>>91820813
DANCING IS FORBIDDEN

>>91823421
I do wonder too. Its death wasn't even shown.

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>Come on Anon, reply to this post, we ain't going to do anything

>>91823536
It was shown. It was mostly just blood splatter

To traumatize Meatwad.

But hey, if he hadn't he never would have come to grips with the fact that he's a gay zombie.

It was all part of his alchemy

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>the 2nd movie will never get made

>>91824922
>saw the first in theaters
>caught late showing
>didn't bring date
>went home and masturbated
>couldn't at the time afford hi-def TV

>>91820745
He's an inhuman cup.

>>91823421

Yep (they couldn't stomach animal abuse)

>Shake gets Zombie AIDS due to having sex with a zombie ape
>Has to go on a Gay Zombie Ape bus
>No wait the gasleak

Is Reedickyoulus the most triumphant example of Aqua Teen?

>>91825186

>I'm sorry you had to see that Meatwad. But the only way to kill a zombie is to destroy the brain or sever the spinal co--
>Did you guys just hear, like, a pop?
>GOD DAMN WIKIPEDIA!

>binge watched ATHF for hours
>keep hearing space ghost
>probably cause I binge watched space ghost last week.

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

>>91823399
>>you will never get wasted and watch a marathon of athf
You still can. I still do that.

>>there will never ever be a new episode of athf

Ikr? Why even live.

>>probably never even a similar show of compare quality

Completely agree.

Why does everything he drop explode?

>>91828100
BECAUSE YOU KEEP PISSING ME OFF!

>>91820745
Jake can't distinguish between good and bad in the slightest that's why

>>91828100
Because that's his actual superpower but he's too stupid to figure that out

>>91828100
Remember when they cloned money? Well they didn't stop cloning shit. And making clones of clones makes stuff unstable.

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Started watching this show from the beginning recently. The first three seasons are fucking genius, wish there had been more episodes with Major Shake desu

>>91820813
>>91823425
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BMJ3Cnj2UP8

>>91820745
Gonna be honest, probably my least favourite episode of the series

>>91820813

FPBP

MY
NAME
IS

>>91828627
>17 years later
>just now realizing that Shake is saying "Dancing is forbidden" in the ending song

I don't even know what I thought it said. It was just gibberish for years.

>>91830473

To be fair, even the closed captions never got it right 100% of the time. (Or even 10% of the time, really.)

>>91828627
>>91830473
>>91830491
I always thought it said "can't think of something" like they couldn't think of something to play for the credits.

>>91830491
The closed captioning said "Finger puppets". I always thought it was "Last thing you know is".

>>91830458
JONAS

>>91823308
good to see the cloak referenced

>>91830542
Thanks for all you've shown us.

Someone post Korra or Amelia Bedelia now please.

>>91830473
>>91830491
>>91830518
>>91830538
It's a quote from the first episode, have y'all never seen Rabbot?

>>91831407
No, the original Aqua Teen sucked. I only watched the ones with new names.

>>91820745
cuz it's so random XD

>>91831512
>the old ones sucked
I liked the new episodes but the older ones are on par if not better than the new ones.

>>91820813
Read it in his voice.

>>91830636
It was crazy how much i loved that when i was younger

>>91825186
>>91823421
>>91823536
Most of the death and violence is pretty fantastical and easy enough to separate from reality, this instance just felt a bit too close to life.

>>91820745
Terrence, you have my heart, aaaaaaaaand,
Terrence, you have my soul
Terrence, you ate...a bug today...he's no longer mooooviiiiiiiiiiing!
You spit him out...his shell don't taste good.
But you AAAAAAATE part of his BRAAAAAAAAAIN
something something

hand banana is the greatest thing to come out of ATHF prove me wrong

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What are you doing here?

>>91828627
Dancing is forbidden. Dancing has always been forbidden.

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>>91835568
>something something
This is home this is mean street


>>91823536
they did, here's a shitty gif i made

>>91835833
I LIVE HERE, ASSHOLE!

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This show was GOAT

>The radioactive isotopes are off the charts
>Do you know that this means?

>Yeah it means new carpets bitch!

>>91823399
>>there will never ever be a new episode of athf
We still get new Carl content, but yeah. Squidbillies still makes me laugh, but it's not as good as when it first started. I wouldn't be surprised if we see the characters again, but not a full episode.

>>91823399
>>there will never ever be a new episode of athf
athf comes back all the time! hes like jesus!

>>91836361
>/y/
Subtle

LET'S GO EXPLODE SOME D-D-D-DUCKS

>>91836511
>We still get new Carl content
fuckin share
I ran out of Stone Cold Locks months ago, are they still going?

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>>91836702
>you will never have a robot gf that wants nothing more than to satisfy your sociopathic tendencies and narcissism until she becomes self-aware and cucks you for your slob of a neighbor whom is capable of satisfying her sexually

>Forever theme
anime ja nai

Arise chicken

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>>91828341
This is also my headcanon for why everybody comes back to life - Frylock keeps cloning them out of loneliness. That's why when his life is in danger, like in Party All The Time or the first finale, it's treated like serious stakes.

>>91836511

Did you see the 3D Carl superbowl lock?

>>91820745
Because he's an asshole

>>91836299
>>91836367
This shit was messed up... I don't care what anyone says, the show did become overreliant on gore for a while in the middle seasons.

>>91838477
what about the house?
my theory is that they're all in Hell

>>91838635
>they're in Hell
>MCPee Pants isn't there constantly

>>91838662
He went to super-hell

>>91838662
just a deeper layer

>>91838477
They have episodes where the reveal is that its one of their daydreams or a computer simulation.

>>91828414
Anon what are you talking about? That's clearly Master Shake