[Boards: 3 / a / aco / adv / an / asp / b / bant / biz / c / can / cgl / ck / cm / co / cock / d / diy / e / fa / fap / fit / fitlit / g / gd / gif / h / hc / his / hm / hr / i / ic / int / jp / k / lgbt / lit / m / mlp / mlpol / mo / mtv / mu / n / news / o / out / outsoc / p / po / pol / qa / qst / r / r9k / s / s4s / sci / soc / sp / spa / t / tg / toy / trash / trv / tv / u / v / vg / vint / vip / vp / vr / w / wg / wsg / wsr / x / y ] [Search | Free Show | Home]

/swco/ - Star Wars Comics & Cartoons

This is a blue board which means that it's for everybody (Safe For Work content only). If you see any adult content, please report it.

Thread replies: 563
Thread images: 148

File: 1452820060862.jpg (366KB, 1414x1469px) Image search: [Google]
1452820060862.jpg
366KB, 1414x1469px
Profit edition

>Upcoming Releases:
http://www.swbooks.net/updates/release-2017.htm

>Out this Week:
Darth Maul #3 (April 26)

>Star Wars: The Last Jedi trailer
https://youtu.be/-AIH28G2YRo

>Star Wars: Rebels - The Final Season
https://youtu.be/-b7GAhnVwhA

>Battlefront 2 trailer:
https://youtu.be/Kae-JjbLsgA

>Download links: (Check here for new Rebels Episodes + Books, Comics, Films, etc)
http://pastebin.com/nWsKtSya

>Canon Guide:
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1t1KovH_1GYLDTAe3yrleeWiuzwulm670o_anQqr5Rcg/pubhtml

>Legends Recommendation List:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/147N5EgCnZmcPaDYvnGQwl9cn7BhBroFb7mD2C4cmWb0/edit?usp=sharing
>>
File: A P H R A.png (1MB, 1588x614px) Image search: [Google]
A P H R A.png
1MB, 1588x614px
What is she, /swco/?
>>
I'm used to /tg/ for stuff like this, but if I were thinking about writing some stories in the Legends universe, would you guys provide input/autism?
>>
What's the best line from Thrawn that doesn't include facial heat
>>
File: 1487623566179.png (50KB, 490x503px) Image search: [Google]
1487623566179.png
50KB, 490x503px
>>
>>91817098
the rebels will do this thing and only i know about it
>>
File: underworld.jpg (479KB, 565x799px) Image search: [Google]
underworld.jpg
479KB, 565x799px
So, seriously, who's seen this? It's okay, we won't judge you.
Just got done watching it and, honestly - it was great. Pushed all the right buttons, if you know what I mean. For instance, it's got lots of young Dengar and there are these totally awesome nods to canonlike the bit where she mentions the Black Sun syndicate.
>>
File: 1490897567909.jpg (116KB, 512x576px) Image search: [Google]
1490897567909.jpg
116KB, 512x576px
*corrupts thread*
>>
>>91817094
I would go to /tg/. They would care more about legends than us. Unless you want us to critique your work on it's own merits, rather than comparing whether it follows the legends universe, then I would. I like helping people write better. But fuck, I don't know shit about the legends universes. Never really got into it
>>
>>91817087
She's asian in all 3, retard.
>>
>>91817098
'It may look like the rebels blew up our base and stole all our weapons and supplies but really I win because I watched them do it'.
-Grand Admiral Thrawn
>>
>>91817087
Clearly Asian in all three, just varying as to the exact mix
First one is pretty much straight Chinese, middle is Asian with White, third is Asian-Indian
>>
>>91817116
It still bizarre to me how much work and love for the material goes into Star Wars porn
Hell even the TFA porno has that fucking hilarious bit where you can see Kylo freak out and bunch a stormtrooper for literally no reason in the background of one of the scenes
>>
>>91817087
She is for Skywalker cock.
>>
DEAD MIRIALAN GIRLS

and

DEAD KANAN
>>
So which star wars girl's ass would u eat

hera for myself desu
>>
File: palps.jpg (472KB, 1988x1611px) Image search: [Google]
palps.jpg
472KB, 1988x1611px
Is there a single villain in all of media that is cheekier than Sheev?
>>
>>91817252
I have yet to see that one, but now I definitely will.

I think, for me, my favourite bit about Star Wars:XXX or whatever it was called is that, now, whenever I'm watching that scene in Empire with Vader briefing the bounty hunters, I catch a glimpse of Dengar at the back and like to think he's remembering happier times when he railed those two nasty chicks in a bar to synth music.
>>
>>91817254
But which one, the question is?
>>
>>91817252
Porn has had to adapt over time with the affluence of the internet.

People can watch people fuck literally anywhere, that's why the only real money makers are higher budget parodies. You literally can't get entertainment like that anywhere else and you're more likely to purchase said product as a novelty or conversation piece.
>>
>>91817296
>Not licking the sweat and dirt from Rey's dirty desert ass
You must be some kind of homo
>>
File: 1492997229596.jpg (24KB, 516x549px) Image search: [Google]
1492997229596.jpg
24KB, 516x549px
ass eating is as disgusting as it is noncanon
>>
>>91817343
Rey
>>
>>91817343
All three.

>>91817415
THIS
>>
>>91817116
It was interesting the amount of thought that was put into the movie.

It's too bad most of the sex scenes were too long or it could have been a top tier story.
>>
File: DID.png (349KB, 1277x592px) Image search: [Google]
DID.png
349KB, 1277x592px
>>91817304
>HEY THERE ANI MY GOOD OLD PAL SAY LET ME TELL YOU A STORY MAN MAYBE YOU'VE HEARD THIS ONE I DUNNO BUT MAYBE NOT IT'S LIKE A CLASSIC YOU KNOW AN OLDIE BUT A GOODIE LIKE THEY SAY ANYWAY STOP ME IF YOU HEARD THIS ONE BEFORE OKAY
>>
>>91817343
Both.
>>
File: maxresdefault.jpg (160KB, 1920x1080px) Image search: [Google]
maxresdefault.jpg
160KB, 1920x1080px
What do you guys think of this theory?
>>
>>91817551
Terrible. Jesus
>>
File: YOU.png (349KB, 1277x592px) Image search: [Google]
YOU.png
349KB, 1277x592px
>>91817462
>ITS CALLED THE TRAGEDY OF DARTH PLAGUEIS THE WISE RINGING ANY BELLS YET MAYBE MAYBE NOT IT'S A TRAGEDY LIKE A SORT OF STING-IN-THE-TAIL KIND OF DEAL YOU KNOW I MEAN I DONT WANT TO GIVE AWAY THE ENDING COS NO SPOILERS BUT LET'S SAY THIS DARTH PLAGUEIS MIGHT COME TO A BIT OF A "STICKY END" IF YOU CATCH MY DRIFT BUT ANYWAY EVER HEARD IT?
>>
>>91817551
If it somehow managed to be true, it'd make Madine's stupid death even dumber.
>>
>>91817453
Was there any girl/girl scenes? I hate looking at white people's pink dicks
>>
>>91817570
No, Anakin was a terrible jesus
>>
File: EVER.png (457KB, 1277x592px) Image search: [Google]
EVER.png
457KB, 1277x592px
>>91817596
"No".
>>
>>91817605
Yeah there were maybe one or two.
>>
>>91817551
Bad
>>91817601
Good
>>
>>91817551
It doesn't really work.
>>
>>91817601
Dunno. Might need a bit more evidence to convince me.
>>
File: Screenshot_2017-04-24-14-13-05-1.png (909KB, 1080x1305px) Image search: [Google]
Screenshot_2017-04-24-14-13-05-1.png
909KB, 1080x1305px
>>91817551
>>
>>91817601
Its pretty low hanging fruit wouldn't you say?
>>
File: HEAR.png (366KB, 1277x592px) Image search: [Google]
HEAR.png
366KB, 1277x592px
>>91817642
>OH MAN I THOUGHT NOT I FUCKING KNEW IT DOG AND YOU KNOW HOW I KNEW ITS COS THE JEDI THEY NEVER TELL BUT SERIOUSLY DARTH PLAGUEIS WAS A DARK LORD RIGHT AND HE WAS WAY POWERFUL AND SUPER WISE LIKE PICTURE THE WISEST GUY YOU KNOW (HANDSOME DEVIL, ENGLISH ACCENT MAYBE NAAAH JUST KIDDING JUST PULLING YOUR LEG) AND MULTIPLY THAT BY LIKE TEN OR FIFTEEN
>>
>>91817601
Might have worked better if spoiled.

7/10 would meme again
>>
>>91817613
>>
>>91817710
Good ol' Pablo with the bantz.
>>
>>91817710
How long until Pablo just massacres the masses?
>>
How long until we get rid of the Randy Orton theme in the thread description?
>>
>>91817829
better than di$neys shitty ESB knockoff
>>
>>91817799
That's not the Canadian way
>>
>>91817799
Multiple EU fags are already on suicide watch thanks to him
>>
>>91817087
Fictional
>>
>>91817098
"His anal heat increases".
>>
>>91817343
The feminine kind.
>>
File: 1493061237333.jpg (388KB, 2103x1577px) Image search: [Google]
1493061237333.jpg
388KB, 2103x1577px
Well hellooooo
>>
File: A REAL METAL GEAR!.png (491KB, 572x579px) Image search: [Google]
A REAL METAL GEAR!.png
491KB, 572x579px
>>91818315
What is this?
WHAT IS THIS?
>>
>>91818380
Upcoming Bandai model kit
>>
File: 1452053267031.gif (1000KB, 500x225px) Image search: [Google]
1452053267031.gif
1000KB, 500x225px
>>91818315
>>
File: OH YES.png (140KB, 405x359px) Image search: [Google]
OH YES.png
140KB, 405x359px
>>91817710
How can one man be this based?
>>
File: 14643233161783.jpg (46KB, 600x581px) Image search: [Google]
14643233161783.jpg
46KB, 600x581px
>>91818435
>>91818380
>>91818315
>model kit
>>
File: 1456717381477.webm (140KB, 576x720px) Image search: [Google]
1456717381477.webm
140KB, 576x720px
>>91818522
>>91818435
>>model kit
Well I'm excited
>>
>>91818315
I'm impressed.

They managed to make a toy look like a CGI effect.
>>
>>91818315
What's with the double-cape?
>>
>>91817296
ANH/ESB Leia's plump royal ass would be my choice
>>
>>91818521
that face is made for succ but I hate ssposters, what do?
>>
>Maul can't get his ass eaten out
>>
File: 1459914859319.jpg (122KB, 1919x1079px) Image search: [Google]
1459914859319.jpg
122KB, 1919x1079px
Butt cheeks are for sticking your peen between, not putting your tongue among
>>
File: LEIAASS.jpg (170KB, 1336x480px) Image search: [Google]
LEIAASS.jpg
170KB, 1336x480px
The one true and most high SW ass
>>
>>91818789
>Heterosexual anal sex
Next you'll be saying that we should hold hands in public !
>>
>>91818828
what ass?
>>
>>91818727
Give in. Also I agree, these lips belong around a dick.
>>
File: Screenshot_5.png (1MB, 772x636px) Image search: [Google]
Screenshot_5.png
1MB, 772x636px
>>91818915
>Not wanting to spank Leia's pert, peachy, perfect little bum
>>
>>91818909
I only said putting peen between the ass cheeks, not sticking it in the anus, I'm talking doggy style heterosexual sex in for the purpose of procreation followed by romantic sleepy spoony cuddles and handholding
>>
File: 1492791310416.jpg (9KB, 200x193px) Image search: [Google]
1492791310416.jpg
9KB, 200x193px
>>91818982
>spoiler
This is too lewd you sick fuck. But I approve anyway.
>>
>>91818982
That is even worse! You're the reason the Alderan had to be destroyed.
>>
>>91818981
What ass?
>>
>>91817710
Pablo posts here
>>
>>91818982
im actually going to throw up, please kill yourself
>>
>Rian Johnson has no role in EP. 9
holy shit we're fucked
>>
>>91819119
How are you just finding this out? They announced each film would have a different director at the very beginning dumbass
>>
File: maxresdefault.jpg (208KB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google]
maxresdefault.jpg
208KB, 1280x720px
Hey /swco/, a legitimate question.

So I haven't read any of the Wendig trilogy. I'm enjoying the new canon, but I've stuck to all the OT-time-period stuff.

So I know that Wendig gets a ton of hate on here. I've seen all the 'herkily jerkily crap' but don't really know much beyond that.

Is it actually worth investing all the time required to sit through a trilogy of novels, or should I just get the gist of it and all the hints at later stories/ST setup from YouTube videos with titles like '10 most mysterious mysteries of the unknown regions Snoke Origins Revealed - Star Wars Clarified'?
Which experience is less offensive to the senses?
>>
>>91818521
>>91819018
She's too manly.
>>
>>91819315
Imagine an ok to good story written by a 5th grader. That's the Aftermath trilogy.
>>
>>91819315
Those books are objective trash in every sense of the word. Truly a sign of how little Lucasfilm and Del Rey care that ant of it even got published. Just skim the wiki if you want the rundown, but it's not even important enough to bother doing that with.
>>
>>91819315
Don't read them. It's honestly better to just get summaries of what happens. The events themselves are inoffensive, but the writing style is painful.

His style of writing oddly lends itself well to the audiobook format, since it makes it sound more like a radio play than a standard audiobook. That said, it's still boring.
>>
>>91819315
I wouldn't recommend the second one unless your very life depended upon it. No one deserves to have to rely on that shite to enjoy their Star Wars
My advice would be, hit up the MEGA and grab the Aftermath novels, get yourself a free epub reader and give them a try. Worst case scenario, you've wasted some bandwith
Failing that, or if you just can't be doing with reading them after trying them, hit up the Wook for a general overview, and then lurk about here and pick up what's important through osmosis
>>
>>91819338
she's a real human bean not an anime

>>91819315
You aren't going to learn jack shit from an idiot on youtube. The plots are important and useful and not, strictly speaking, bad. Give the first book a try and if you can get past Wendig's 10th grade writing skills and cringey tumblr lexicon then you might want to read the other two. If you can't tolerate the purple prose (which you probably won't), then the wookieepedia plot summaries will likely be good enough.
>>
File: C-IqG7_XkAAVwfm.jpg (45KB, 486x800px) Image search: [Google]
C-IqG7_XkAAVwfm.jpg
45KB, 486x800px
>>91819315
you decide..
>>
File: 1492788964808.jpg (23KB, 330x280px) Image search: [Google]
1492788964808.jpg
23KB, 330x280px
>>91819338
Chirrut or Kanan please stop posting.
>>
>>91819456
>>91819438
>>91819411
>>91819380
>>91819422
Thanks for the advice, gentle anons. I think the consensus is pretty clear. I think I'll at least give the first one a go. Just for the sake of completeness. Audiobook sounds like a good idea. I have a lot of weeding to do in my garden coming up and if it's not too awful I'll see if it can help pass the time.
I honestly can't stand most star wars YouTubers, frankly, so I'd rather avoid them if possible.
>>
>>91819411
They chose a guy who seemed like a fan (he clearly loves Star Wars but he's too attached to what HE thinks it is to work) who could also shit out three full length novels in just under 18 months. And the second part was a lot more important to them
They fucked up, but the fact he's not been asked back while people like Gray, Luceno and even Zahn have picked up books since makes me think they realized their mistake. Aftermath should have been a multi-author effort, like the movies
>>
>>91819086
>>
>>91819500
Fucking hell.
Even ignoring the 'zhe', thats borderline unreadable.
Its like its written by someone who mechancially understands English but has never actually spoke or read it
>>
>>91819539
If you are a normie, you might not get too offended by Wendig's trash style, and be capable of enjoying all three novels. I hear that the author's "voice" get less shitty as he progresses, but I can't confirm, having been unable to tolerate the first.

Even if you are a normie and like them as is, there's basically a 100% chance you'll enjoy the audiobooks more.
>>
>>91819568
Considering how SS posters talk openly about pedophilia this shouldn't be news to people.
>>
>>91819568
I can't imagine talking about Star Wars with anyone but anonymous posters

Star Wars discussion is terrible on fan site and absolutely horrid with normies (dude VADER lmao)
>>
>>91819603
I am starting to see that one anon's point about it being an interesting audiobook though. If you say it out loud it does start to flow a tiny bit better. Not by much though
>>
>>91819541
All the old multi-part book series' in the EU did that and it worked pretty well with the exception of Karen Traviss almost completely derailing Legacy of the Force with totally unrelated Mando nonsense and Boba Fett's daddy issues grand daughter. No idea why they put an entire new trilogy on the shoulders of one completely untested author with a bad portfolio of Tumblr fanfics.
>>
>>91819500
In context, it works

but with extra context, knowing he did it for privilege points, I want to shove rusty spoons in my eyes. Its retarded.
>>
>>91819691
Made up """"""gender pronouns"""""" have no context that they could ever possibly work in. There are only two.
>>
>>91819759
It's literally a weird reptile alien.
>>
>>91819759
This was an alien. Not human. That works, admittedly why not pock male or female, but it works in context.

Cuck is just a shitty person.
>>
>>91819759
Alien spacies with more than two genders? I'd say that's a context where it could work, if there ever was one.
>>
>>91819773
Then it should have been "Ssssssshe"
>>
>>91819568
he gets paid to say that. I know he is behind those "what is she?" posts

>>91819639
That goes for a lot of things for me, not only star wars
>>
>>91819691
Yeah, this is my problem with that. The whole pronoun thing of itself isn't an issue (its a big universe, I can accept odd pronouns), its the fact he so transparently did it so he could pat himself on the back for doing it that pisses me off
>>91819690
They tried a few new writers at the time, and most of those paid off. And I think the speed was a major factor. If you're trying to co-ordinate three authors across three books it becomes a lot harder to absolutely guarantee a trilogy ready to be published in order with time in between but before TLJ hits
>>
>>91819315
I thought they were better than most people seem to, but even if think it's not worth reading the full trilogy
>>
>>91819844
99% sure Pablo is behind the Poor Little Sith Lord stuff
>>
>>91819639
Can you even name a place to talk about SW? JediCouncil is neutered as fuck, r/starwars and?
>>
>>91819844
>I know he is behind those "what is she?" posts
I thought that was Filoni?
He's literally forgotten what he called her species so he posts it here hoping to jog the memory of some autist anon who remembers what she is
>>
Andi and that Carboni fellow probably post here as well.

Andi is probably a Mandofag
>>
>>91819934
I always figured Andi was a dyke
>>
>>91819759
What if its ab alien that isnt male or female. Like how aliens should be instead of oh we are just orange humans woth tentacles on our heads
>>
>>91819500
>Present tense.
Oh no.
>>
>>91819934
Andi is definitely the one behind all the 'flat Sabine' bullying.
>>
>>91819950
She has a boyfriend
>>
>>91819950
she's married
to a man
she'd have to be pretty deep in the closet, you're just mistaking Latina manjaw for lesbianism
>>
>>91819934
Andi isn't even a fan, why would she post here?
>>
>>91819990
Based Andi.
>>
>>91819894
Pablo? A Shoop Lord?
>>
Why did they let gay characters exist in nu canon. They got rid of the old gays and had a chance to not have any since every canon character was straight
>>
>>91820118
why wouldnt they have gay characters?
>>
>>91820118
The gays were always there, anon. Remember how Boba Fett looked like he was going to kill Jodo Kast for stealing his schtick, but then had sex with him instead because he'd finally found the one person who understands him?
>>
>>91820161
Because gays are degenerate. All we had was normal characters and then they made gays buts they were retconned

>>91820164
No
>>
>>91820161
Because exposing children to homosexuality is abuse.
>>
>>91820118
Because Disney and Kathleen Kennedy are pushing cancerous agendas.
>>
>>91820118
/tv/ plz
>>
>>91820208
Maybe you should read up on your EU, especially the first confirmed gay Star Wars character, Chewbacca
>>
>>91820161
>>91820164
>>91820219
Why the fuck do you idiots respond to obvious bait knowing that it will only serve to shit up the thread for 200 posts like it always does?
>>
>>91820251
He has a wife and kid
>>
File: its yaddle motherfucker.jpg (82KB, 768x432px) Image search: [Google]
its yaddle motherfucker.jpg
82KB, 768x432px
>>91820118
>Implying Yaddle was ever straight in either canon or legends
>Implying Lucas didn't specify to virtually everyone he met that Yaddle was an enormous lesbo with uncontrollable Sapphic appetites
>Implying Yaddle didn't relentlessly scissor her way through every single pussy, willing or no, in over five systems
>Implying Yaddle and a neverending carousel of lesbo BBWs of all species didn't go at it day and night with such ferocious intensity, such a godless brutality that the phrase 'friction burn' doesn't even begin to do it the slightest bit of justice

Fucking get real, anon. What planet are you on?
>>
>>91820273
From a time when Chewie was less honest with himself. Malla understands and their separation was amicable.
>>
>>91820164
this

Maul reattached his legs after the first obiwan incidence only to later get his butt destroyed by Sheev.
It fucked him up so hard that both his psyche and legs stopped working.
>>
What exactly was the point of Jodo Kast anyway
>>
>>91820317
Remember when Dengar's blue waifu left him because he kept calling out Boba's name during sex?
>>
>>91820299
whatever happened to yaddle
>>
>>91820388
To teach Star Wars fans to trust no one
Not even yourself
>>
File: 1479835216385.png (937KB, 1080x972px) Image search: [Google]
1479835216385.png
937KB, 1080x972px
>>91820416
>>
File: snokeyaddle.png (416KB, 704x442px) Image search: [Google]
snokeyaddle.png
416KB, 704x442px
>>91820405
Her unremittingly militant political lesbianism eventually drove a wedge between her and the more moderate menbers of the Jedi council.

The rest is history.
>>
File: hqdefault.jpg (8KB, 480x360px) Image search: [Google]
hqdefault.jpg
8KB, 480x360px
>>91820392
speaking of gay characters..

Is Bossk gay?
Does that explain Dengars girlfriend-comment to him?
is Dengar secretly the king of bants?
>>
>>91817087
she's a woman
>>
>>91820460
OI! BOSSK! YOU GOT A BOYFRIEND? CUTE BOYFRIEND?
>>
>>91820388
I think he was a tabletop excuse to get Boba without being mudered by him
>>
>>91820460
OI
>>
>>91820460
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EtmK0wHOaPQ
What is this shit?
>>
File: latest[1].png (1MB, 1045x816px) Image search: [Google]
latest[1].png
1MB, 1045x816px
why isn't Piett more popular? He's the closest we have to a recurring Imperial officer in the OT

plus he's bae
>>
>>91820554
He is. In fact his popularity is the reason he was even in ROTJ, since Lucas got letters asking for Piett to come back.
>>
>>91820554
>why isn't Piett more popular?
>only reason he's in ROTJ is because of fan love
He's always been popular
>>
>>91820554
Are you kidding me? There's more Piett fanfics than Veers last I checked

and most of them ship him and veers
>>
>>91820405
Honestly she exploded saving some town from a bomb
>>
File: Bossk.png (1MB, 720x800px) Image search: [Google]
Bossk.png
1MB, 720x800px
>>91820482
s-shut up D-Dengar!!
>>
>>91820598
>>91820608
>>91820655

I guess I just find it weird he hasn't really appeared anywhere in the new canon.

he could've had an appearance in TCW, here's hoping he shows up in Rebels
>>
>>91820554
Piett, that's his name

this is the guy I think of when I think of Eli from Thrawn. Just couldn't come up with it. Thanks anon
>>
>>91820728
Hes a straight white male. That isnt allowed in nu wars
>>
Post your book/comic collections
>>
File: bossk and ezra.jpg (747KB, 1660x1810px) Image search: [Google]
bossk and ezra.jpg
747KB, 1660x1810px
>>91820460
>Is Bossk gay?
>>
File: tumblr_n6rhyo8e6Z1s6w6foo1_1280.jpg (307KB, 1280x1351px) Image search: [Google]
tumblr_n6rhyo8e6Z1s6w6foo1_1280.jpg
307KB, 1280x1351px
>>91820460
No, Bossk had a lady Trandoshan pinup on his ship.
>>
>>91820851
is that a buldge I spy?
>>
>>91820728
He had a cameo in Lost Stars, but yeah, they haven't done much with him. Right now they seem to be focusing more on the general ANH period so I assume once we start moving forward we'll see more of Piett, Jerjerrod, etc.
>>
>>91820851
That makeup is disgusting.
>>
>>91820728
He shows up in Lost Stars and puts Ciena on a good career path on the Executor.
>>
File: greta gremlin.jpg (31KB, 450x350px) Image search: [Google]
greta gremlin.jpg
31KB, 450x350px
>>91820912
>that makeup is gorgeous
FTFY
>>
>>91820993
Argh!
>>
>>91820786
>uses another contemporaneous star wars character for the headcanon appearance of a star wars character
??? just use a fucking actor you like like I do
>>
>>91817551
pretty fucking dumb
>>
>>91819315
Way late to the party, but get the audiobooks like >>91819422 said. I actually really enjoy them in that format. Reading them, not so much.
>>
>>91821028
I use my friends
>>
>>91821028
>choose an actor
>NO NOT THAT ONE UGH

he just looks normal. Damn, calm your almonds
>>
>>91821028
Why, when it's easy to make a face in your imagination?
>>
>>91819500
Why do some people write in the present tense/second person perspective? It's always the most awkward shit to read.
>>
>>91821210
You can use any you want so long as its not one that already plays a character in the series. I'm not going to imagine Nightswan as looking like Mark Hamill.
>>
>>91821028
>lack of visual imagination
>>
>>91821277
>>91821229
We're not talking about that. We're talking about how someone visualized Eli Vanto as Captain Piett.
>>
>>91821264
That's your personal rule. I don't care what arbitrary rules you go by, because I have my own. I don't see an issue if I am not telling you it's the objective right answer.

deactivate your almonds
>>
>>91821277
Wouldn't using Piett as your mental image for Eli be even less imaginative?
>>
>>91819219
it was reported he was writing the story treatment
>>
>>91821304
oh my bad I was confused
>>
>>91819568
yea ok pablo
just like I tell people on my other website I don't post on 4chan
>>
>>91821301
There's a reason this rule exists:
>Luke
>Luuke
>Luuuke
>Luuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuke
>>
>>91821374
He's not saying he doesn't lurk or post on 4chan, he's saying he doesn't click links to 4chan sent to him because he knows its gonna be shit like goatse or tubgirl.
>>
>>91821440
When was the last time you saw either of those things posted on 4chan
>>
>>91821386
He's just my baseline for average looking imperials, damn. So is Veers. They're just nothing special. they're not literally those characters.
>>
>>91820460
>OI BOSSK, WHO'S YER BOYFRIEND
>>
>>91821466
about 2 months ago on /gif/
serves me right for not realizing theres been an entire new worksafe gif board for like 2 years
>>
>>91821188
Cute!
>>
>>91819841
Underrated post.
>>
File: 1488933540683.png (349KB, 762x368px) Image search: [Google]
1488933540683.png
349KB, 762x368px
>>91821374
>Be Pablo
>Get pestered with 4chan links
>One day you get enough courage to give it a try cause why not
>Open /swco/
>DUDE I WANT TO FUCK ANDI IN THE ASS
>>
Are all Star Wars movies gonna be paced a mile a minute from now on? Literally just got done with Rogue One and it bothered me in the same way TFA did with there being very few scenes of downtime and those that were there are very brief. Think of the first 45 minutes spent on Tattooine in New Hope where you don't get much in the way of action but it's all atmosphere and a bit of exposition or Cloud City in Empire. I wish they would let these new movies breathe more.
>>
>>91821791
It's just how movies are now a days. Peoples' attention spans are getting shorter and shorter, and film has to compensate or risk losing it's audience. Personally, I liked that about RO. But TFA was shit because of it. Rogue One is a movie set in an explored Era, I can expect it to skimp on the world building. But god damn, am I more interested in Hux and Ren and their dynamic, way more than all the useless action and pandering

but that's one autists take on it
>>
>>91821740
why do people only post this one pic, surely there are others
>>
>>91821791
Rogue One never had a chance due to the experimental war movie nature, but TFA was ruined by JJ's attention deficit disorder. I can excuse R1 but not TFA on an objective level, but honestly I understand where you're coming from. As hype builds for TLJ people are gonna be bitching (rightfully or otherwise) about R1 a lot more while hoping TLJ pays off as a full proper Star Wars movie.
>>
File: 1468008655055.jpg (1MB, 2560x1272px) Image search: [Google]
1468008655055.jpg
1MB, 2560x1272px
wtf is this chicken scratch shit on the left
>>
>>91822512
Sabines drawings
>>
>>91822552
>they didn't hire actual artists to draw it
JUST
>>
>>91822512
>marking every kill
wtf thet some serial killer shit
>>
Post Battles that you want to see represented in Battlefront 2:

>Battle of Kamino
Properly, with Ventress/Greivous. Kamino is confirmed by the concept art, so fingers crossed they take inspiration from TCW.

>The Second Battle of Geonosis
Unlikely, as the first battle is a staple of the Wars, and Battlefront series, but it would make use of the sick TCW Clone armor designs

>The Battle of Ryloth
Windu is probably going to be in the game anyways. Would be good to include his spotlight battle during the war. Easy way to re-use Tatooine assets too, Dice loved doing that in the first game

>The Battle of Coruscant
At the very least, the space battle, but a "city streets" map would be great too

>The Battle of Felucia
One more Clone Wars map because I am greedy. I want to see as many vibrant locations as possible. Movies will get priority because they're easier to sell to normies, but Felucia would suffice.

>The Battle of Lothal
This may have to wait until some kind of Rebels expansion pack, but why not?

>The Battle of Vrogas Vas
Has a space battle, and ground battle. It was the first major event in the comics, which we already know Dice is pulling more from this time. Is also one of the only times Leia is truly boots-on-ground in a battle.

>The Battle of Jakku
Basically already confirmed, just wanted to include it because it's a hugely important battle, and a really spectacular event.

Every map set on the ST will be considered a waste to me. They should have focused on PT/OT, and then saved ST for next game when the trilogy is finished.
>>
File: 1492308514702.jpg (56KB, 511x640px) Image search: [Google]
1492308514702.jpg
56KB, 511x640px
>>91817087
>What is she, /swco/?

way too into the guy who took her v card
>>
>>91823733
>you will never take another chubby asian girl's virginity

it's just not fair
>>
File: Dead man walking.png (509KB, 660x733px) Image search: [Google]
Dead man walking.png
509KB, 660x733px
What did he mean by this?
>>
File: ooevqsVHeJ1uhzjgho2.gif (190KB, 268x332px) Image search: [Google]
ooevqsVHeJ1uhzjgho2.gif
190KB, 268x332px
>>91823977
>What did he mean by this?
>>
File: tarkin.jpg (81KB, 612x792px) Image search: [Google]
tarkin.jpg
81KB, 612x792px
/co/, you may fire when ready.
>>
>>91823644
Personally, aside from the battles you've already mentioned, I'd like to see Scarif (would make for an interesting assault-type space battle) and Ringo Vinda (we didn't see much of it because of the whole deal with Fives, but it still looks like it could be cool).
>>
File: 1484462748927.gif (1MB, 320x240px) Image search: [Google]
1484462748927.gif
1MB, 320x240px
>>91824186
>>
File: eat it.png (30KB, 158x205px) Image search: [Google]
eat it.png
30KB, 158x205px
>>91823644
>no umbara
>>
>>91823644
I'd like to see battles from the Mid-Rim Retreat and Operation Ringbreaker. Also some battles from Shattered Empire like Sterdic IV and Tayron.
>>
>>91819568
Good for Pablo, upholding rules 1 & 2 like a real oldfag.

Seriously anyone who talks about 4chan outside of 4chan needs to die horribly. Especially r/4chan and anyone who makes or watches "thread simulators".
>>
>>91824611
thread simulators?
>>
>>91817046
Is Watto a Jew or an Arab
>>
>>91824723
>>91824611

Yeah what are they?
Threads made of only bots? That would be kind of cool to watch i guess.
>>
>>91824723
>>91824777
You don't even want to know.

But in case you do... You know all those "include me in the screencap" moments where someone makes a funny post and everyone replies to it and it's the most hilarious thing ever since the last time the exact same thing happened? Yeah, people compile those screencaps into videos and upload them to Youtube. People literally watch 4chan threads on Youtube now.
>>
File: 1488068640435.jpg (99KB, 977x878px) Image search: [Google]
1488068640435.jpg
99KB, 977x878px
>>91824824
>>
File: 1478901604550.jpg (126KB, 488x506px) Image search: [Google]
1478901604550.jpg
126KB, 488x506px
>>91824824
But why?
>>
>comic about Luke starting his new Jedi Order
>he goes back to Rodia to 'bless' a memorial to that Rodian Jedi who he learned about in Heir to the Jedi
>the Empire on Coruscant formerly apologizes for Order 66 and Luke goes to honor the restoration of the Jedi Temple which is now a museum about the history of the Jedi and Republic. This is seen as the official moment when the Empire (the remnant known to the public) finally sheds the horrible actions associated with it
>sees the restoration of the Devaron temple with a memorial made for the Jedi slain by Savage Oppress during the Clone Wars
>works with clone wars vets from the 501st who are now in senior homes. This story has the clones hate Luke at first but slowly they realize how bad the chips manipulated their feelings towards the Jedi. Eventually they give him a bunch of information on his father and Ahsoka Tano who he then goes to the New Republic to learn more about. Arc ends with Luke finding out a good portion of Anakin's Clone Wars experience and learning Ahsoka's expulsion when he looks at the records of the former Jedi Temple
>over the comic he goes around taking tips from smugglers through Han and the New Republic intelligence agencies and saving force sensitives from slavery or persuading their parents to allow them to train in the ways of the Jedi
>>
File: poor Pablo.jpg (243KB, 1149x640px) Image search: [Google]
poor Pablo.jpg
243KB, 1149x640px
>>91821740
>>
>>91824948
That's a really nice-looking pic of older Luke.
>>
>>91824930
People are too scared to actually browse 4chan, but they want to feel included
>>
>>91818315
HELLO THERE
>>
>>91824824
/mu/ thread simulator was unironically high art, fuck you
>>
File: 1486341597972.gif (940KB, 627x502px) Image search: [Google]
1486341597972.gif
940KB, 627x502px
>>91824948
>reading this post
>A Long Time Ago from Dynasty Warriors starts playing
Are you magic, anon?
>>
>>91824824

Oh... I think my bot idea is much better.
>>
>>91825145
The scariest thing on this website is /z/ and there aren't even any links to it, you have to be curious to find it.
>>
>>91825376

Never been. Is it worth it?
>>
>>91817725

And?
>>
File: WorriedPepe.jpg (7KB, 231x218px) Image search: [Google]
WorriedPepe.jpg
7KB, 231x218px
>>91825376
>>91825396
NO
>>
/swco/ takes a field trip to /z/?
>>
Is HelloGreedo a Disney shill?
>>
>>91825667
Is this real and how do get there Anon, /q/ and /qa/ were the only hidden boards I knew. Apart from /trash/, obviously, but everyone knows about /trash/.
>>
>>91825044
look closely at this image
>>
File: I HATE EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU.png (836KB, 1600x900px) Image search: [Google]
I HATE EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU.png
836KB, 1600x900px
>>91825739
All I know is that he's an OT fag.
>>
File: texplainthejoke.jpg (130KB, 674x510px) Image search: [Google]
texplainthejoke.jpg
130KB, 674x510px
>>91825785
>>
File: 1492273196893.jpg (61KB, 311x311px) Image search: [Google]
1492273196893.jpg
61KB, 311x311px
>>
>>91825739
He's kind of insufferable.

Don't think I've ever enjoyed a video of his
>>
File: Ki Yadi Mundi.jpg (126KB, 450x304px) Image search: [Google]
Ki Yadi Mundi.jpg
126KB, 450x304px
>>91825935
>>
File: 1479088616607.png (190KB, 540x482px) Image search: [Google]
1479088616607.png
190KB, 540x482px
>>91825741
>>>/z/
Removed when moot jumped boat to google. Used to be bee cock.
>>
>>91826000
>the phantom menace almost had an entirely different ending
>now I am yaddle
>>
Where did this whole thing about liking the prequels more than any other movies come from?
>>
>>91826243
People that grew up with them. You really thought it was some sort of elaborate meme or some other bullshit?
>>
File: Tey_How.png (368KB, 504x554px) Image search: [Google]
Tey_How.png
368KB, 504x554px
>>91826243
>not liking the prequels
>>
>>91826243
It's not really about liking them more, just saying that they don't deserve the shit they get.
>>
Why have nationalists been using the Black Sun logo as their symbol for the past year or so?

(No I'm not not bitching about /pol/, I'm just wondering, why the Black Sun of all things?)
>>
>>91826243
We are currently in the middle of a generation shift. Have you not noticed?
>>
File: Black_sun.jpg (70KB, 519x607px) Image search: [Google]
Black_sun.jpg
70KB, 519x607px
>>91826383
What? This?
>>
>>91826383
They haven't used the design from Star Wars have they? I'm pretty sure you're talking about the Nazi-nordic occultist ten armed swastika
>>
File: 130221984383.png (84KB, 299x288px) Image search: [Google]
130221984383.png
84KB, 299x288px
>>91826383
Prove it nibba
>>
>>91826243
Nobody likes them more.

It's just about not hating them, and enjoying what they offer, which is some great storytelling and worldbuilding.

https://twitter.com/MitchyD/status/856157414059499522

>Star Wars belongs to the younger generation too, prequels matter AS MUCH to them. Prequel fans are bigger Star Wars fans than anyone else - they have so many more fun stories to enjoy than negative others. TCW/Rebels rule. Star Wars is for everyone. It's why we get stories about brave friends, strong women, stressed families, angry boys, disabled warriors. There's so much to love, and the newest generation of fans sees it as a singular story. It's not OT vs. PT. It's Star Wars. Just Star Wars. Filoni is a master at balancing both - his shows embrace the prequel era's strengths (and they are MANY) as well as what worked in 77. Swoon
>>
Is jizz ever going to make a come back?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yrOSuY12Rrs
>>
File: 1460730689960.jpg (166KB, 538x802px) Image search: [Google]
1460730689960.jpg
166KB, 538x802px
>>91825935
Sucks what?
Why does he keep us in the dark all the time?
>>
File: ahsoka-tano-star-wars-rebels.jpg (2MB, 1920x1080px) Image search: [Google]
ahsoka-tano-star-wars-rebels.jpg
2MB, 1920x1080px
>>91826689
JAILBAIT TCW GET OUT I WANT MY REBELS MILF AHSOKA REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>
File: 1369339037509.jpg (186KB, 859x872px) Image search: [Google]
1369339037509.jpg
186KB, 859x872px
>>
>>91826765
Shepard stop that. You're in enough trouble already after the incident with the Asari schoolgirls.
>>
File: 1482088989071.jpg (131KB, 1227x792px) Image search: [Google]
1482088989071.jpg
131KB, 1227x792px
>>91820299
>Implying Yaddle didn't relentlessly scissor her way through every single pussy, willing or no, in over five systems

my sides
>>
File: xwing.jpg (125KB, 1920x1080px) Image search: [Google]
xwing.jpg
125KB, 1920x1080px
So will the X-Wing appear in Rebels?
>>
>>91827171
Did you not watch the latest trailer?
>>
>>91827171
NO THE X WING IS BEING DECANONIZED
>>
>>91827230
I never really cared for the x wing design anyway
>>
>>91827304
Fucking triggered.
>>
File: U-Wing.jpg (135KB, 1335x529px) Image search: [Google]
U-Wing.jpg
135KB, 1335x529px
So how did the Alliance replenish their losses?
>>
>>91827171
No they're blowing them up one at a time

Starting with Poe's
>>
>>91827171
>>
>>91827304
get out
>>
File: x01.jpg (46KB, 1043x668px) Image search: [Google]
x01.jpg
46KB, 1043x668px
>>91827318
I like the new ones when they keep their wings closed
>>
>>91827398
>>91827171
So its safe to assume the Incom job will be an episode of Rebels. I kinda wanted it to be a movie of its own.
>>
>>91826292
But it is. It totally is.
>>
>>91827431
FOUR WINGS ARE ALWAYS BETTER
>>
>>91827431
Looks like a Z-95
>>
>>91827485
And that's why it's great.
>>
File: Y-Wing.jpg (90KB, 768x432px) Image search: [Google]
Y-Wing.jpg
90KB, 768x432px
Reminder that Gold Squadron>Red Squadron.
>>
Surprised the Alliance doesn't deal with the Black Sun or the Zann Consortium more often.
>>
>>91827595
The Alliance may be terrorists on their own level, but they would never resort to dealing with other criminals like that!
>>
File: 1485278687805.png (347KB, 468x400px) Image search: [Google]
1485278687805.png
347KB, 468x400px
> most normie pleb ship appearing for the 99999th time in star wars media is supposed to be a hype moment
>>
>>91827667
>a good design is any worse because lots of people like it
>>
>>91827688
t. big pleb
>>
>>91827688
> he's an OT guy who does it for free
>>
File: 2017-04-24 23.00.58.jpg (1MB, 1060x1883px) Image search: [Google]
2017-04-24 23.00.58.jpg
1MB, 1060x1883px
So, /swco/ who would want ezra to become the spiritual successor to Kyle Katarn, and get his own game series?
>>
File: 1490740552155.jpg (1014KB, 1920x1080px) Image search: [Google]
1490740552155.jpg
1014KB, 1920x1080px
>>91827524
blue squadron > grey squadron > red squadron = gold squadron > green squadron > rogue squadron >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> bantha poodoo > iron squadron >>>>>> phoenix squadron
>>
>>91822512
>>91822552

"This turret is MINE!"

And then Ezra came along...

Imagine Sabine returning to the Ghost and realizing Ezra changed her seat settings for the turret. I fucking hate it when people do that, I can only imagine how prissy Sabine would get.
>>
File: 1486318503231.png (2MB, 1920x1080px) Image search: [Google]
1486318503231.png
2MB, 1920x1080px
>>91827874
kanan is already kyle, ezra should remain his twinkish self and marry sabine
>>
File: 1487015674843.png (358KB, 600x646px) Image search: [Google]
1487015674843.png
358KB, 600x646px
Thrawn is for _______
>>
File: 1490077677541.jpg (676KB, 1400x983px) Image search: [Google]
1490077677541.jpg
676KB, 1400x983px
>>91827962
reading
>>
>>91827962
Putting in my art collection.
>>
>>91827874
Doesn't Ezra's lightsaber already look similar to Kyle's?

And isn't Sabine a bit like Jan Ors?

Regardless rugged Ezra is pretty neato.
>>
>hate the GCW setting wise
>has the best ships that aren't grungy tugboats or retarded solar panels

why is this allowed
>>
>>91827874
People will complain
>"Dood, (((Disney))) got rid of my EU just to steal from it."
It's inevitable
>>
>>91827987
sabine is Asian like jan ors, but aphra looks more like jan, and Vanessa Marshall voiced Jan Ors originally but now voices Hera, ergo, Hera is nu-Jan Ors just like Kanan is nu-Kyle
>>
>>91827874
>So, /swco/ who would want ezra to become the spiritual successor to Kyle Katarn

I wouldn't. He's already the spiritual successor to Starkiller.

But without the Force Hax.
>>
File: 129749818479147539.png (217KB, 604x692px) Image search: [Google]
129749818479147539.png
217KB, 604x692px
W-Why won't the Emperor notice me?
>>
>>91827905
Blue Squadron was killed to a man on Scarif.
>>
File: 2PbHuic.png (1MB, 1846x2063px) Image search: [Google]
2PbHuic.png
1MB, 1846x2063px
>>91828025
>>91827951

Fair enough.

After getting a jetpack, all Ezra needs to do is assimilate the jaunty stand-offish warmongering Mandalorian bloodlust and he's pretty much 100% Mando. I can see it.
>>
File: 1490740772349.jpg (576KB, 1920x1080px) Image search: [Google]
1490740772349.jpg
576KB, 1920x1080px
>>91828067
the black guy and granny pilot weren't killed, not every ship made it through the shield gate, nor were they all shown to be downed by strikers, just Merrick's
also Blue Squadron includes y-wings and a-wings, as posted in my previous pic

ironically, the y-wings are green and red, and only have a small amount of blue on them
>>
>>91828095
Hey wait a minute, I just noticed in that image - the walker feet near Ezra, hidden behind the door aren't the same as the AT-DP, those are AT-ST ankles!
>>
>>91826827
Tell me more?
>>
File: that's pretty dumb.jpg (53KB, 718x564px) Image search: [Google]
that's pretty dumb.jpg
53KB, 718x564px
>>91828066
Why would the emperor notice someone who doesn't exist
>>
>>91828095
>and he's pretty much 100% Mando

80 or 90% at best. He'll never be full Mando without the ancestral background.
>>
File: 960.jpg (51KB, 960x540px) Image search: [Google]
960.jpg
51KB, 960x540px
>>91828066
>he loves you as much as Galen does
>>
File: ARC-170.jpg (68KB, 775x399px) Image search: [Google]
ARC-170.jpg
68KB, 775x399px
Best Clone Wars fighter.
>>
>>91828066
I want to make him cry
>>
File: 12848328732529855.png (118KB, 719x750px) Image search: [Google]
12848328732529855.png
118KB, 719x750px
>>91828289
Shut up Tarkin
>>
>C-canon, according to Chee
>As much as I appreciate Chee's help, I don't think he knows what he's talking about half the time.
>2007
>>
File: 1492807819424.png (130KB, 600x400px) Image search: [Google]
1492807819424.png
130KB, 600x400px
http://archiveofourown.org/works/1899741
>>
File: 1464557528938.png (109KB, 737x412px) Image search: [Google]
1464557528938.png
109KB, 737x412px
>>91828496
>I named her Lieutenant Ral
Coincidence?
>>
File: ARC170_concept.jpg (59KB, 848x576px) Image search: [Google]
ARC170_concept.jpg
59KB, 848x576px
>>91828390
my nigga
>>
>>91828496
This suddenly made me wonder what sexual harassment regulations look like in the Imperial Navy.
>>
>>91828550
They don't.
>>
File: 1488572261148.jpg (25KB, 473x448px) Image search: [Google]
1488572261148.jpg
25KB, 473x448px
>>91828550
If he came up and slapped your ass, you wouldn't be crying sexual harassment and you know it
>>
>>91828263
For Christ's sake, none of 'em were older than eighty Shepard...
>>
>>91828459
Who's being quoted here
>>
File: 1492712159545.png (170KB, 400x309px) Image search: [Google]
1492712159545.png
170KB, 400x309px
>>91828550
Someone raised it in this fucked up Pellaeon fanfic.
http://archiveofourown.org/works/6473323
JUST
>>
>>91828573
He'd be crying if anon could make it a political issue and Pryce weren't around to save Grand Admiral Blueberry
>>
>>91828587
Morinth was old enough to fuck--and kill--at 40, and there's an asari with pretty adult proportions on Ilium who says she's 60 and wanting to move out of her parents' house. I think Liara's "barely more than a child" line was kind of exaggerated.
>>
>>91828656
http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Talk:Aggressive_ReConnaissance-170_starfighter/Legends
I'm being retarded but there were times we disagreed about Legends. A bit in the talk page there is a discussion about why a toy has canoncity.
>>
Eta-2 Actis Interceptor > ARC 170 > V19 Torrent > BTL-B Y-wing > Delta 7 Aethersprite > Z95 Headhunter

Y-wing > B-wing > U-wing > X-wing > Fang Fighter > A-wing
>>
>>91828811
>Eta-2 Actis Interceptor
That is one sexy ship
>>
File: X-Wing.jpg (676KB, 1600x1200px) Image search: [Google]
X-Wing.jpg
676KB, 1600x1200px
>>
>>91829182
>disgusting Nebulon-B
Jesus spoiler that shit!
>>
>>91823406

Kill marks are basic fighter pilot shit. I think by the time of post Endor wedge was supposed to have like thirty of them and two Death Stars too.
>>
Re-watched A Friend In Need. I suddenly realized that Death Watch are the Mandalorian equivalent of rednecks.
>>
File: DeathWatchAndSatine-SoR.png (2MB, 1910x816px) Image search: [Google]
DeathWatchAndSatine-SoR.png
2MB, 1910x816px
>>91829641
>I suddenly realized that Death Watch are the Mandalorian equivalent of rednecks.

Almost kinda. They do have a very 'the south will rise again' kind of vibe.
>>
File: SundariMuralLightning-TL.png (1MB, 1920x816px) Image search: [Google]
SundariMuralLightning-TL.png
1MB, 1920x816px
>>91829764
Never forget the War of Jedi Aggression.
>>
>>91829641
>>91829764
>>91829825
They're more like the KKK in that they actually do shit other than just bitch and complain.
>>
>>91829999
I dunno, that's pretty much all Death Watch did whenever they didn't have someone like Dooku or Maul doing the thinking for them.
>>
>>91829999

That didn't escape my thinking. It's easy for me to imagine some pro-Satine Mandalorians thinking the armor as the equivalent of the Klan's hood and robes.

Which kinda makes me look forward to when they realize that the new appointed leader of Mandalore is a supremacist who, in the past, has willingly committed acts of murder and cruelty to people she viewed as lesser.

I guess they were too blinded by their 'muh stronk wymmin' to see that Bo is literally the kind of person SJWs hate.

Or maybe it's actually a joke at their expense?

Also, nice quads.
>>
>>91829641
More like Freikorps. Filoni has compared the Mandalorians to the the German Empire/Weimar Germany (as well as the Roman Empire).
>>
>>91829339
So does that mean Rebel Pilots put pin up art on their fighters?
>>
File: 1475871024685.jpg (1MB, 1261x765px) Image search: [Google]
1475871024685.jpg
1MB, 1261x765px
>>91830384
Very likely.
>>
>>91830384

Hera sorta did that with hers.
>>
>>91830452
>"And this is what he looked like before his face got fucking ruined."
>>
>>91830384
>Sexy Twi'lek on an X-Wing
Yes.
>>
>>91817415
benedict cumberbatch
>>
>>91830568
>That one pilot who had Padme Amidala bent over infront of a quartet of Gungans on his Y-Wing
A questionable decision at best
>>
>>91823733
So did JB D her?
>>
>>91830652
See that's what I was thinking
>>
https://youtu.be/Ku700NzRUTQ

I never knew they built a large scale miniature Kashyyyk tree for RotS. I knew about the smaller ones but never this bigger one. Cool seeing the Utapau miniatures and the Mustafar ones too
>>
>>91817252
its because they know that the only people who would buy porn parodies are the fans and fans love knowing every single little thing about something and hate when someone gets that thing wrong
>>
>>91830906
It still blows my mind that they built all those miniatures but didn't make a single set of clone trooper armor.
>>
>>91831043
it shows. the clonetroopersall look cgied in even in rots.
>>
>>91831096
They really don't though.
>>
>>91830906
I don't know anything about this shit, and I've always been curious...

What all goes into the budget of a CGI sequence? Beyond the manpower and the cost of the computers themselves, what makes something more expensive than something else?
>>
>>91831107
They do. They very obviously do.
>>
>>91831135
They really don't.
>>
>>91831107
They do. They don't look bad by any means, but you can tell they're not real.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rhnOB8PlMCY

Pic related especially.

This is the only CGI that truly bugs me in the PT, because the practical way would have been so easy and cheap.
>>
>>91831166
>those digits
kek

The main clone? He looks outstanding. But just look at the clone on the left. The lighting and texture on the chestplate looks awful.
>>
>>91826243
You can't be a 3edgy5me 16 year old who parrots anything Plinkett/RLM comes out with forever
>>
>>91831166
That looks like shit. You can tell without a shadow of a doubt that it is CG. Shut the fuck up already you blind dumbfuck.
>>
>>91831115
time
>>
>>91831167
>but you can tell they're not real.
You really can't. Even back then people were fooled. If I was never told the armor wasn't real I would still think it was real.

>>91831181
How so? Looks just fine to me.

>>91831205
How about instead of talking like an edgy fag lord teenager, you actually provide reasons?
>>
>>91831166
compare the level of detail between Obi-Wan (especially the texture of the robes) and the clone troopers and it's really indicative of them being computer generated
>>
>>91831229
>How so? Looks just fine to me.
You don't see the difference here?
>>
>>91831166
I wonder if Boil made it to Utapau
>>
>>91831229
No one was fooled then or now except you apparently. You're just making a complete ass of yourself now by insisting otherwise. It looks blatantly fake. Get over it.
>>
>>91831363
Dude, you gotta calm down. I agree they don't look perfect, but there's no need to be a dick, even on a taiwanese fingerpainting board.
>>
File: Homecoming_Rebels_Concept_Art_03.jpg (339KB, 1920x1386px) Image search: [Google]
Homecoming_Rebels_Concept_Art_03.jpg
339KB, 1920x1386px
>>91831297
>I wonder if Boil made it to Utapau

Probably. Unless he went awol and went back to Ryloth before the war ended.
>>
File: 33.jpg (210KB, 1024x640px) Image search: [Google]
33.jpg
210KB, 1024x640px
Thred is ded.

Post shipfus.
>>
File: 1469484984340.jpg (188KB, 770x690px) Image search: [Google]
1469484984340.jpg
188KB, 770x690px
>>91832424
>>
>>91832450
>Not the Freudian Nightmare
>>
File: Freudian Nightmare.jpg (1MB, 2240x1320px) Image search: [Google]
Freudian Nightmare.jpg
1MB, 2240x1320px
>>91832527
>>
>>91832450
So does the Super Star Destroyer house the crews' family?
>>
>>91832651

Doubtful. Like any military craft I'm betting it's personnel only.
>>
>>91832668
Personnel and Twileks for the onboard brothel
>>
File: Clone Z-95.jpg (27KB, 500x288px) Image search: [Google]
Clone Z-95.jpg
27KB, 500x288px
>>
>>91832572
Dysentery is spelt wrong but this is humorous.
>>
File: Munificent.jpg (53KB, 734x322px) Image search: [Google]
Munificent.jpg
53KB, 734x322px
>>91832424
BEST SHIP COMING THROUGH.
>>
File: Consular Class Cruiser.jpg (50KB, 788x460px) Image search: [Google]
Consular Class Cruiser.jpg
50KB, 788x460px
>>
File: 2D50581434234FDFD2AE244FDFD1C5.jpg (67KB, 640x640px) Image search: [Google]
2D50581434234FDFD2AE244FDFD1C5.jpg
67KB, 640x640px
Can't wait for these glorious red bastards to fly their way back into canon.
>>
I know I am stating the obvious, but one of the main reason the Clones were CGI is because they needed to be identical. Same height and build, and in the case of Episode 3, they even had to have Temuera perform each of them when helmet-less.

It's not some ridiculous attempt at being lazy, or the hilarious notion that they wanted to save money. George just did what had to be done to make a Clone Army.

>>91831363
http://forum.rebelscum.com/showthread.php?t=823183

(And that link is based on the even more """noticeable""" AOTC Clones)

>>91831286
>>91831181

That's just because Cody is battle-worn, and the other Clone is clearly not.

Associating dirt with realism is the same misconception that leads fools to claim that Kamino was also all CGI when most of it was practically built.

The only difference in this case is that the now-growing common knowledge that all the Clones actually were CGI.

However they were done phenomenally well, with ROTS even incorporating some of the first ever Mo-Cap tech in the industry to have the Clones performed by actual soldiers.
>>
File: BF2.jpg (181KB, 1200x1018px) Image search: [Google]
BF2.jpg
181KB, 1200x1018px
This is actually happening

Clones

In Battlefront 2
>>
>>91833257
I know, isn't it great?
>>
>>91832781
>ywn command a Providence and escorts
>>
>>91833263
I'm honestly terrified. BF2 is my dream Star Wars game. It's like they personally asked me for everything I wanted, and did it.

>A polished canon story based on some of my favorite stuff from Star Wars
>All Eras (MOTHERFUCKING CLONE WARS)
>Dice finally opening up to stuff beyond the OT and movies
>Everything playable offline with bots, game wont be dead if the multiplayer dies, unlike BF1 where only 1/3rd of its measly content is playable offline.
>Classes replacing that broken CoD loadout bullshit

All I am waiting on now is some solid maps/class designs/playable characters to be confirmed, and it's on its way to being my literal 11/10.

If they somehow manage to fuck this up, then I'll probably never ever get my dream Star Wars game.
>>
>>91833330
I just hope they will get rid of the Mario Kart [ ? ] boxes
>>
>>91833330
>BF2 is my dream Star Wars game
Oho. I remember thinking something similar about Spore once upon a time...
>>
File: Grievous recuscant destroyer.jpg (28KB, 500x328px) Image search: [Google]
Grievous recuscant destroyer.jpg
28KB, 500x328px
>>91833297
>Providence
>not Recuscant
>>
>>91833377
Spore was still fun tho, outside the rts. But I never got into the hype so I may not have known what couldve been.
>>
Shabby Blue
>>
File: 1490291239497 (1).jpg (39KB, 600x353px) Image search: [Google]
1490291239497 (1).jpg
39KB, 600x353px
>>91833385
I'll take any CIS ship tbqh.
>>
>>91833257
I'll be excited when they finally show us Clones in game
>>
>>91833330
>>Everything playable offline with bots, game wont be dead if the multiplayer dies, unlike BF1 where only 1/3rd of its measly content is playable offline.
Bf1 also died because there were no community hosted servers. There was only the matchmaking going through EA's servers exclusively.

Battlefront 2 really needs a server browser like the Battlefield games if it wants a longer lifespan. I think however, that the problem is that EA don't WANT the Battlefront games to live for long.

Because if they quickly die off, people will have to buy the sequel, which will tie in to some movie to build hype.
That's my problem with these Battlefront games, they're basically like those movie tie in games that were only made to sell a movie and get some quick cash from video game sales.
>>
>>91833374
The what now?

>>91833395
delete this
>>
>>91833377
Yeah.

Despite knowing Battlefront was not what I wanted, that game still burned me hard. I know it is not too late for Dice to fuck up.

Knowing my luck, Clone Wars will be;

>movie only
>Phase 1 only
>no Super Battle Droids, Commando Droids or Droidekas
>No Commander Armor, like Wolffe's Desert Helmet, Cody's helmet, or Bacaras Marine Commander(?) Helmet
>No Paratrooper helmet
>No Ahsoka, Ventress, Cad Bane, Dooku or Greivous
>No Coruscant

Dice's DLC proved that Dice truly had no clue what people wanted. The Outer Rim had to be the most shameful DLC I have seen in a very long time. Re-used assets for MORE fucking Tatooine maps, re-using assets to add Greedo and Nein into the game, re-using assets for all of the "new" equipment, even for the heroes. And we had to pay for this shit.

The rest of the DLC was not any better, was basically just a checklist of "muh OT" locations that were not important enough to be in the base game (except space battles which should have been in the base game, but they made us pay extra for)

So yeah, Dice are clueless. They can still fuck up. It's entirely possible they have no clue what fans want, so they put in Phase 1 clones vs B1 droids as an afterthought to try and "please everyone".

I want to be optimistic though. To their credit, almost everything shown thus far is very exciting.
>>
File: 1490698586931.png (402KB, 660x770px) Image search: [Google]
1490698586931.png
402KB, 660x770px
>>91833405
Good taste anon.
>>
>go to paheal
>search Star Wars Rebels tag
>hope to find some nice /ss/ or Pryce pictures
>see this

Why?
>>
File: 1466348503525.png (206KB, 1511x814px) Image search: [Google]
1466348503525.png
206KB, 1511x814px
>>91833474
We also need more AATs.
>>
>>91833493
To fap anon.
>>
>>91833493
>/ss/ or Pryce pictures
Worst taste confirmed
>>
File: thrawn.jpg (64KB, 505x768px) Image search: [Google]
thrawn.jpg
64KB, 505x768px
Am I crazy or has Timothy Zahn just retconned Imperial human supremacist attitudes back into canon? Why now, at this stage, when there hasn't been any real indication of this in other Canon stuff?
>>
>>91833732
Human supremacy is a pretty important pillar of Imperial philosophy, so if so, I'm glad he has.
>>
>Thrawn requests Eli stick with him for literally years to help him "translate"
>almost never needs Eli to translate (and I suspect this is almost entirely just for show)
Wh-what did Thrawn mean by this exactly?
>>
>>91833753
Eli is the new Pellaeon.
>>
>>91833732
He did it correctly. It wasn't "GOSH FUCKING GOLLY WHITE PEOPLE ARE BAD" it's more nuanced and subtle than that. He didn't do it for privilege points to show how woke™ he is. Cuck is the example of how not to write this, and act about it, and Zahn knows what he is doing.

I liked it. I thought it was a good thing for Thrawn to overcome. And it would make sense if he was a Chiss plant all along, he learns to understand humans and how we are petty creatures
>>
>>91833753
Pellaeon was cucked.
>>
>>91833753
He needed a friend

they end up holding hands
>>
>>91833581
Imperials need love too anon.
>>
>>91833772
I don't think the original EU writers did it to show how woke they were either. They just needed an explanation for why the Imperial officers in the movies were all English blokes when the Rebellion was full of aliens.
>>
>>91833753
They're banging
>>
>>91833813
Wendigo did, that's who I'm talking about. Personally, I didn't get into the EU so I am not an expert in it
>>
File: 4842769-886570-reborn_emperor.jpg (221KB, 684x747px) Image search: [Google]
4842769-886570-reborn_emperor.jpg
221KB, 684x747px
Clone Palpatine was lit
>>
>>91833732
Actually Zahn toned it down from what Wendig was suggesting, and probably gave the best explanation for Xenophobia in the Empire I have seen thus far.

Wendig went full fucking retard by suggesting in Empire's End that the Empire is institutionally racist. (I guess this was just to get some kind of real-world allegory in or something)

This makes no sense considering we have already known about multiple high-ranking aliens in the Empire, or close to Sheev. We have also had Impirial characters in various books talk about how they disagree with Xenophobia, and don't believe the Empire supports it either.

Zahn however gives a much more appropriate explanation through the eyes of Eli.

Eli explains that xenophobia in the Empire mostly stems from all the weird aliens outside of the core who sided with the Seperatists. I mean, why wouldn't you hate them, they hid behind droids that slaughtered innocent people, and the Clone Wars were partially kicked off with & by literal giant cockroaches.

Then slowly over time, some people in the Empire began to look unfavorably on the core world aliens too. It's not unanimous, nor official at all. But the core worlds started to feel like Humans were largely responsible for defending the Republic. (The irony here, is that the Republic saviours were mostly Clones, "normal" humans put in as much effort as aliens did)

This, by and large, explains how the Empire can be unfavorable to aliens (especially non-humanoids in particular), while also be shown to be collaborative with them. As long as they play nice and fit the uniform, they can be cogs in Sheev's machine, and everybody wins. Except the Geonosians.
>>
>>91833865
Wendigo just sounds retarded.
>>
>>91833864
The shading on that outfit is fucking perfect
>>
>>91833957
He wrote it so that he could have his little meltdown on twitter. That much is obvious.
>>
>>91819500
What's with the constant punctuations?
>>
>>91833753
Thrawn said that he wanted to train someone from the Empire to send back to Chiss space and help them out while he's gone.
>>
>>91824725

He's an Arab.

THe Banking Clan fucker is the Jew.
>>
>>91834150
It's Darth Plagueis!
>>
File: 1492175685230.jpg (186KB, 541x604px) Image search: [Google]
1492175685230.jpg
186KB, 541x604px
>>91834150
>bankers
>jews
what did he mean by this?
>>
>>91833753
He was too autistic to realize he wanted to hold Eli's hand
>>
>>91834194

I wondered what the hell the guy who wrote the Clone Wars cartoon was thinking when he let the Trade Federation and Banking Clans have 'neutral' status, despite the fact that the former conducts military blockades every time someone misses a loan payment.

Then again, I'm not sure how the Republic didn't deliver a strike force to the Banking Clan homeworld.
>>
File: 1484791193649.gif (253KB, 447x415px) Image search: [Google]
1484791193649.gif
253KB, 447x415px
>finally get a level 5 hq in Commander
>upgrade all my alloy farms so I can upgrade up to a level 6 hq
>I literally get attacked every 20 minutes and can never get above 30,000 alloy when I need 275,000 alloy to upgrade my hq
>I've been trying to do this for 2 weeks
>>
>>91833458
I pre-ordered the Elite Trooper edition but if the gameplay looks shit and there's not enough PT content and characters i'm cancelling
>>
File: Captain Rex.png (986KB, 601x1066px) Image search: [Google]
Captain Rex.png
986KB, 601x1066px
Just threw this together. Thought it might be neat to have an image like this to show Rex's transition to a Rebel trooper.

Alternatively, this will no doubt infuriate OT purists, so have fun.
>>
>>91831380
>Numa looks like a hideous goblin as a child
>turns into a sex goddess as an adult

Numa is my favorite Star Wars babe.
>>
>>91828129
anon, that was the yavin fleet, if they didn't show up on yavin after scarif, they aren't alive
>>
>scene where the SSD enters the asteroid field
>one of the flanking captains get rekt and disappears from transmission

its the little things
>>
>>91834300
Might just be a coincidence but Kanan calls Rex 'Gramps' in Through Imperial Eyes, which was Sant's nickname in the EU
>>
>>91834295
I also pre-ordered the Elite Trooper edition. But if the gameplay is too similar to Battlefront then I'm cancelling my order.
>>
>>91834371
>>91834295
The deluxe edition mostly contains shit you can just unlock in the game by playing.

Not really worth it IMO. Feels like they just had to tack on SOME kind of special edition, because there's no Season Pass this time
>>
File: 1492001415650.png (149KB, 561x476px) Image search: [Google]
1492001415650.png
149KB, 561x476px
Eliposters get out. Thrawn belongs with Pryce.
>>
Daily reminder that if the Empire invested more in screen vessels ('destroyer class') instead of almost exclusively in carriers (Star Destroyers), the Rebels would be outnumbered in every fight and easily beaten.
>>
>>91833957
Nothing will top the writer of RO saying the Empire is a white supremacist organization.
>>
>>91834389

Easily winning is boring
>>
File: 1493044593830.png (455KB, 471x645px) Image search: [Google]
1493044593830.png
455KB, 471x645px
>>91833557
>fapping to gay shit
>>
File: disgust.png (532KB, 704x623px) Image search: [Google]
disgust.png
532KB, 704x623px
>>91834401

>writer of Rogue One not realizing that aliens can actually be inferior to Humans, justifying species-ism
>>
>>91834379
You get to play the game a few days earlier, even more if you have Origin Access. Only reason I pre-ordered.
>>
File: IMG_20170425_153302.jpg (124KB, 1024x1024px) Image search: [Google]
IMG_20170425_153302.jpg
124KB, 1024x1024px
Did you know?
>>
>>91834462
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>
>>91834462

I did know.

But did my mother know?

No. She was too busy killing xenos for the Empire
>>
>>91834462
I wonder how many female Stormtrooper extras were in the OT.
>>
>>91834462
Wow.
>>
>>91834462
Why do women pretend to like the Empire?
>>
>>91834533
Wow what?
>>
>>91834414

The writer of Rogue One wouldn't be so tolerant if she had to sit next to a Rodian on a shuttle from District 1 on Coruscant all the way to District 19927.
>>
>>91834564
Wow how shocking it is that there are female imperials. Surely nobody reading star wars did you know facts knew that already

That's like saying "did you know that emperor Palpatine is a sith Lord?"
>>
>>91834579
You'd be surprised how many people think Stormtroopers are all clones.
>>
>>91834579
>women in combat roles
>>
>>91834611

Aren't the Stormtroopers all genetically modded?
>>
>>91834579
A Sith lord!?
>>
>>91834648
sounds like EU bullshit
>>
Is it weird that I'm actually kind of glad Rebels is ending after Season 4? I feel like that's a perfect spot to end it at where you could easily read the novels (Catalyst, Tarkin, and Thrawn), watch Rebels, watch Rogue One, then watch A New Hope and get a perfect little saga showing the story of the Death Star.
>>
>>91834678
This is where I wanted it to end previously, but all the talk of the show going through rogue one all the way up to RotJ got me kinda excited, only for the show to end

I don't mind though. I'd rather it end with an official ending and we get a new show than 3 more seasons of rebels
>>
>>91834678

Weird?

No, individual preferences, reactions, and the ability to explain them are basic human traits.

You're pretty normal, homie.

>>91834610

Weren't they all clones up until a certain point that either the DNA degraded or the Emperor stopped trusting the template?
>>
>>91834678
Kind of. I just hope they don't rush the fuck out of it since S4 has only 15 episodes.
>>
>>91834738
They were rather quickly replaced with regular humans since the clone army was so expensive.
>>
>>91834752

Ah, that explanation sounds plausible as well.
>>
>>91834678
I am sad that the show is ending, but you are right that it works better as it's own slice of history this way.

Opens up the rest of the OT to different animation projects if they wanted too.

Might be a case of realizing they didn't want to do an OT show if Luke wasn't the protagonist.

Either way, I trust Filoni, he is finally getting to conclude a show with a proper ending, so it will be interesting to see how he does it.
>>
File: ThrawnBar-1.jpg (117KB, 640x360px) Image search: [Google]
ThrawnBar-1.jpg
117KB, 640x360px
>>91834750
Our guy did say that this is the fastest paced season yet. Makes sense, there is a LOT to wrap up in 15 episodes. By the time the show ends the only Jedi should hypothetically be Luke obi wan and Yoda, so kanans and Ezra's downfall needs to be established, executed, and have a satisfying follow-up by the end of the season. That's not even considering the mandalore arc, thrawn, etc
>>
>>91834752
>>91834772
The destruction of kamino probably had a lot to do with it too.
>>
>>91834809
What event are you speaking of?
>>
>>91834610
My mom thought they were robots.
Go figure.
>>
>>91834827
Am I missremembering? I could have sworn the kamino facility is destroyed during episode 2.
>>
>>91834610
I look at this as the borderline or weather or not someone knows star wars.
>>
>>91834851
Kamino has never been destroyed in current canon.
>>
>>91834871
Huh. Where do I remember this shit from then. Maybe I dreamed it?

Thanks for correcting me. I would have gone the rest of my life telling people with confidence that kamino was destroyed
>>
>>91834851
You might be thinking of when Kamino was attacked in TCW, but it wasn't completely destroyed.

The Clones were phased out because they were too expensive, aged too fast, and Palpatine didn't like how individualized they had become thanks to the Jedi. Some Clones removed their inhibitor chips, and even some of the ones that didn't wanted no part of the Empire after Order 66.

There were Clones willingly serving in the Empire, at least until shortly after ANH, but they are few and far between.
>>
>>91834382
Thrawn does not even like Pryce.
>>
>>91834411
Where do you think you are?
>>
>>91834917
>You might be thinking of when kamino was attacked in tcw.

That must be it, but I still have the image in my head of it toppling over into the ocean. Mandela effect I suppose.
>>
>>91834800
>downfall
daily reminder kanan and ezra are going to live, the ghost crew will get a happy ending, and there's nothing you can do about it
>>
File: wXePqdT.jpg (68KB, 640x471px) Image search: [Google]
wXePqdT.jpg
68KB, 640x471px
>>91834970
Yea okay
>>
>>91834970
your time is coming rebel scum
>>
>>91834611
Faster than light travel.
>Fine
Magic order of space wizards.
>Fine
Goofy AyyLmaos everywhere.
>Fine
Little chuckling green swamp-goblin teaches you to move stuff with your thoughts.
>Fine
Women in combat or action roles.
>Immersion broken. Star Wars has gone too far

I love it when this is the hill people to choose to die on.
>>
>>91834970
Golly gee I hope so.
>>
>>91834782
>>91834678
There's an interview with Sam Witwer a few years ago about him saying how he introduced his friend to Star Wars by showing him the major historical event of the franchise - The Clone Wars - first, to introduce to all the ideas and characters. Then he showed him ANH to introduce the actual saga's story. Then continued on to the Vader twist in ESB, then went back and did all the prequels as an extended flashback, then finished up with ROTJ. He said this was a great way to introduce people to the series, but since I only saw that interview last year, I recognized immediately that there would be trouble trying to fit Rebels and RO in there with sufficient narrative cohesion.
>>
>>91835039
We don't deserve Witwer. Dude is a god among fans.
>>
File: 1490069298140.jpg (540KB, 1070x867px) Image search: [Google]
1490069298140.jpg
540KB, 1070x867px
>>91834983
>being an empirefag
How does it feel to fly Sienar's death traps?
>>
>>91835039
As much as I love rebels, it's not very important from a narrative standpoint. TCW adds a lot for the era, character building that the prequels leave out, and more worldbuilding than rebels does.

I don't think I would pitch rebels as a much watch to someone trying to get into star wars, while the clone wars I think it's actually important to get the most out of the prequels.

As for rogue one, it's so harmless it can really be watched anywhere. No real spoilers for future movies or events that need to be seen after anything else
>>
File: Sorrrow.png (505KB, 728x544px) Image search: [Google]
Sorrrow.png
505KB, 728x544px
>>91834983

>You will never fly a Y-Wing and bomb Imperial sluts who are working on Star Destroyers
>you will never fuck Twi'lek pussy because they're not allowed in the Imperial Military
>you will never have half-breed children with the twi'lek and die happily surrounded by your loved ones because you died when I bombed your star destroyer

I am sad for you.
>>
>>91835039
Didn't an anon here post that his sister hated the Witwer order of viewing?
>>
>>91835105
This anon gets it
>>
>>91835110
That's because girls don't like the way star wars is structured. Even girls I know who enjoy star wars, hate the fact that the movies are nonlinear in release, and hate having to watch any of them out of order
>>
>>91835086
it's not about introducing someone to star wars, its about where do Rebels and Rogue One fit in the viewing order to make a single progression of the saga

it makes sense to do the prequels as a flash back after esb, but you cant just finish up the whole thing and go "oh btw here's what rebels were up to right before ANH" like we have to experience now
>>
File: 1423652899647.gif (458KB, 480x270px) Image search: [Google]
1423652899647.gif
458KB, 480x270px
>>91835105
>y-wing
>bomber
GET A LOAD OF THIS PLEB
>>
>>91835039
I haven't read that, but, funnily enough, Clone Wars is how I ended up getting my fiancee (then gf) into Star Wars.
When we moved in together she knew I was a big fan so I showed her ANH at some stage.
>Her: 'Meh, it was fun and all'.
Decided not to move on to ESB. She obviously wasn't into it. When TFA came out she came to the cinema with me mostly because she knew I was excited about it.
>Her: 'Meh, it was fun and all'.
One night I'm watching Clone Wars on my laptop, her next to me, she sees a lightsaber and asks what it is so I take my headphones out.
>Bullseye!
She loves Ahsoka. Goes Ahsoka mad. She literally buys the t-shirt. We watch through the show together.
It's a great segue into the rest of the films, just like Witwer says. She wants to know what happens to Anakin so from there it's into the PT films and, by then, she's hooked. By now she's seen it all and we're watching Rebels together and she's even cosplayed at celebration with me.

All in all, I give daily thanks to Great Filonius for his generous bounty.
>>
>>91835105
bitch i get to fuck twileks on leave. also we found your base on hoth
>>
File: KG_MMM_JE_HR_Y-WING_011-500x352.jpg (19KB, 500x352px) Image search: [Google]
KG_MMM_JE_HR_Y-WING_011-500x352.jpg
19KB, 500x352px
>>91835105
Top tier taste my Rodian friend.
>>
>>91835130
Oh I thought the point of your post was to introduce someone. I think it can be fit in if you put thought into it.

I - RO - non-spoiler episodes of tcw - IV - V - II - III - rest of tcw and ahsoka framed - Rebels - VI - VII
Anyone have objections to this?
>>
>>91835110
>>91835128
Oh hey, that was me.

That was the Machete viewing, which maintains that you should watch ANH first, and skip TPM completely. My sister said she hated watching that way.

I firmly believe that she is right, watching Chronologically is far superior and outweighs any benefits of watching release order.

I believe that TPM introduces you to the world just as effectively as ANH did. I believe that Order 66 is a bigger and better plot twist now, because the ESB reveal is pop culture common knowledge. I believe that the Twins reveal is also way more effectively delivered in ROTS.

However regarding Witwer's stance on TCW being even better to introduce someone to Star Wars, I 100% agree. It's an easy format to embrace and enjoy for boys and girls of any age, and teaches you everything you could possibly need to know to enjoy the movies.
>>
>>91835175

Reported your ass to your local commissar, tin man. Enjoy your trip to the gulag.
>>
>>91835105
>you will never fuck Twi'lek pussy because they're not allowed in the Imperial Military

>He hasn't read Lords of the Sith
>He doesn't know about the Twi'lek hookers that the Impirials fuck on the weekends
>He doesn't know about the dubiously legal Twi'lek sluts
>Or the beta Twi'leks who sell their boipussy too
>>
>>91835204
as the guy who originally posted about witwer, you're a fucking retard
there's no way that order you just shat out is anything but bait
>>
>>91835172
>>91835210
Benefits of the clone wars as a starting point is it gets people interested in the prequels straight-off. Usually that's a much more difficult hill for normies to climb seeing as most of what they know about it from general hearsay is all the hate.
>>
>>91835204
That seems way too convuluted in trying to preserve plot twists that everybody and their grandma's dog knows by now.
>>
>>91835243
>he doesn't know about the moff that married a twi'lek
>he doesn't know about the twi'lek harem
>>
File: y-wing-bio-1-cropped_68da02a6.jpg (51KB, 768x433px) Image search: [Google]
y-wing-bio-1-cropped_68da02a6.jpg
51KB, 768x433px
>>91835159
It's multirole/heavy fighter Anon. Not every instance od someone saying bombing in the same sentence as Y-Wing needs to trigger you.
>>
>>91835249
>>91835279
Sure it's convoluted, but who cares? What order do you guys think is better?
>>
>>91835344
Honest to God I just think it's better to go chronological.

This post >>91835210 is me if you want to see my thoughts more extensively.

Cartoons can come before or after or chronologically, depending on what the viewer prefers.

Trying to find alternative viewing orders means jumping about the timeline to rediculous degrees. Even if you watch Release Order, there are still multiple huge jumps in the timeline.

Lucas put a lot of effort into making the PT accessible to introduce the Galaxy to new viewers, and it worked for millions of people.

So starting with PT/TCW makes the most sense to me.
>>
>>91835344
Chronological.
>>
>>91834933
Yet.

He has ogled her boobs on numerous occasion though. Eventually Thrawn will stop thinking with his brain and think with his dick instead.
>>
>>91835344
TCW -> ANH -> ESB -> TPM -> AOTC -> ROTS -> Rebels -> RO -> ROTJ

leaving off TFA til the sequel trilogy is done, and God knows how Han Solo will fit
>>
File: 1491705593549.png (27KB, 192x140px) Image search: [Google]
1491705593549.png
27KB, 192x140px
>>91834970
Ezra is going to die and join his waifu in the cosmic force. Search your feelings, you know it to be true.
>>
>>91835344
When I have children and they watch Star Wars (and, by gum, they WILL watch Star Wars), I'll be showing it to them the natural way that God intended:

1-2-TCW-3-Rebels-RO-4-5-6-7-(etc.)

I will keep them in a special sealed 'viewing vault' for the duration. A kind of bio-dome where access to the outside world is carefully controlled to keep them away from the corrupting influence of spoilers.
And when child services finally take them away I can take solace from the knowledge that, at least, I gave them the truest and purest Star Wars experience that anyone could ever even dream of.
>>
>>91835401
I watched chronological my first time and I think it's a totally valid viewing order. I do think they are BETTER ways to watch it, but it's definitely functional. However, it forces the series to revolve around episode III which could be a good thing or bad thing depending what kind of person you are.

Something I always loved about star wars though is how many ways you could watch it to get totally different experiences with the same movies and content. Sure you could do release, or chronological, but you could also watch it I - IV - II - V - III - VI and understand everything while getting a different perspective other viewers might not get. It's charming in that way. not to mention making the series seem way more intelligent than it actually is
>>
File: executor.jpg (213KB, 1760x736px) Image search: [Google]
executor.jpg
213KB, 1760x736px
Hey guys, I'm being transferred to the Executor. Any tips on how to survive?
>>
>>91835429
I don't even want to consider the Han Solo movie. God knows with my luck it will be impossible to watch any any point in the timeline
>>
>>91835473
Yes:
For god's sake INTENSIFY FORWARD FIREPOWER.
>>
>>91835470
I love Revenge of the Sith and think it is one of the highest points in the saga.

It IS where all the biggest reveals and twists and Galaxy-changing events happen, so it makes sense to me to have the saga revolve around that one, as Lucas intended.

An OT purist who firmly believes the OT is superior may still hold that showing the OT first is better, because "that's how I had it!"

But I started with ANH too, and I do still believe that the series functions just as well chronologically, with many twists working better that way in fact.
>>
File: animated-origins-celebration-05.jpg (139KB, 1280x902px) Image search: [Google]
animated-origins-celebration-05.jpg
139KB, 1280x902px
>>91834300
>>
>>91821257
That's third-person. Second-person is the sort of narration you see in like, text-based games and instructional books, where it describes the reader as a character doing something.
>>
>>91817116
this movie is better than TFA
>>
File: ded.jpg (231KB, 596x401px) Image search: [Google]
ded.jpg
231KB, 596x401px
>tfw the Empire of the Hand will never be canon again
>tfw the First Order is a shitty bootleg Empire of the Hand
>>
File: intensify.jpg (40KB, 480x360px) Image search: [Google]
intensify.jpg
40KB, 480x360px
>>91835473
>>91835523
>>
File: force arena pottery.png (232KB, 803x184px) Image search: [Google]
force arena pottery.png
232KB, 803x184px
This game is fun.
>>
File: tmp_1223-suvAMuY1596933215.jpg (1MB, 1592x2556px) Image search: [Google]
tmp_1223-suvAMuY1596933215.jpg
1MB, 1592x2556px
Was there ever one of these made for Rebels? After finishing Thrawn, I imagine it may be I tetesting to go back and watch Season 3 and 4 (When it airs) but I remember I was turned off by the show early because it seemed way way more childish and less fun than CW.
>>
>>91835529
For the new generation chronological order is best all around. Everyone knows Vader is evil and a bad guy, so it's just as surprising when your main good guy becomes the main bad guy you've heard so much about. Nearly everyone knows the "I am your father" line as well.
>>
>>91835344
>What order do you guys think is better?
Well gee, how about the order it was made in so all the concepts, characters and plot points are introduced in the correct order and the audience is never expected to get a refrence to a movie they have not seen yet? Is this too radical an idea for /swco/?

No, you're right. Forget it. Watch it in reverse order and in French.
>>
>>91835756
All of rebels is necessary to watch with the exception of a couple episodes that you should probably just force yourself through anyway. It's much more serialized than tcw
>>
FFS
Release order or chronological order are the only acceptable ways to be introduced to the series
All the main twists are in the ethos of American pop culture
>>
>>91835662
This game is fucked. Empire should never lose because those Devaronian Bladesman will win 1v1 any other unit, including 6 drops and heroes. With 10 energy you can pop an AT-ST and drop the Bladesman on the hero when they try to counter, either a guaranteed tower, hero kill, or both.
>>
>>91835800
You would be surprised how many people don't know the twists. The only one that everybody seems to know right off the bat is Luke's father, and even that isn't always true.
>>
So how much of Pryce's backstory from Thrawn was written by Zahn and how much was dictated by the Disney story committee?
>>
I want to _hug Sam Witwer. Do you think he sometimes visits /swco/?
>>
>>91835756
If you do find yourself watching the show in the end, then avoid Double Agent Droid at all costs.
>>
>>91835910
>the Disney story committee
Who?
>>
>>91835952
>avoid Double Agent Droid at all costs.
*don't
>>
File: fixed.png (277KB, 803x184px) Image search: [Google]
fixed.png
277KB, 803x184px
>>91835662
>>
>>91827962
Spending his old age helping the Resistance and New Republic crush the First Order created by the Chiss' old enemy, Snoke.
>>
>>91835910
Well Pryce wasn't his character, she was made with the series by Filoni. You can figure it out from that.
>>
>>91835984
Why?
>>
>>91826243
"More" is literal autism. I too grew up with them and thus love them but im not in denial about their clear and obvious flaws. I can laugh with the RLM reviews and still put in my Blu-rays and be blown away by georges wild ride. TFA is definitely my least "loved" but even then i enjoyed it for the solid film it was.
>>
>>91836041
Why would you want to avoid it? It's a fun episode
>>
File: 1492284942893.png (227KB, 600x600px) Image search: [Google]
1492284942893.png
227KB, 600x600px
4>3>RO>5>6>1>2>TCW Movie>TFA
>>
>>91835910
You mean the Lucasfilm Story Group?

Zahn probably worked with them collaboratively for it.
>>
File: BLACKSUN1.jpg (39KB, 614x610px) Image search: [Google]
BLACKSUN1.jpg
39KB, 614x610px
>>91826383
You mean this?
>>
>>91835470
>alternating trilogies
wow that's actually pretty clever, you still get the Vader plot twist AND the Order 66 plot twist, the only issue with that is fitting in the rest of the shows and RO, but as far as the saga goes it's rather inspired
>>
>>91836088
It was definitely the worst episode out of the series, apart from AP-5 singing.
>>
>>91834560
The same reason they pretend to like anything: attention.
>>
>>91833180
>I know I am stating the obvious, but one of the main reason the Clones were CGI is because they needed to be identical
Then you can just make all the armor identical and find people of similar sizes to wear them. How hard do you think it is to find people of the same height and build? Any differences will be either masked by the armor or completely unnoticeable because they're moving around.

>they even had to have Temuera perform each of them when helmet-less.
Which makes it even stupider. Rather than composite his head onto CGI armor, he could actually walk around in armor for each shot. They did it in the Parent Trap; I think it would work for Star Wars.

> George just did what had to be done to make a Clone Army
George can be wrong. He thought that's what he had to do, or what would be best, but that doesn't mean he was right. For wide shots of thousands of troopers sure, CGI makes more sense (the same thing they do with regular humans). But for closeups real armor absolutely would've looked better.

>That's just because Cody is battle-worn, and the other Clone is clearly not.
I'm not associating dirt with realism. I'm associating texture with realism. The "clean" armor is perfectly smooth to an unrealistic extent. More importantly, though, the lighting is horrific. Just compare the way the dirty armor reflects light with the way the clean armor does. It's not even remotely similar.
>>
>>91835794
Is it online to watch, or do I have to buy every season on disc? Seems awful if I'm going to hate most of it.

I really hope Stackpole makes a new X-wing or something soon.
>>
>>91836206
Here's your (you) attentionwhore.
>>
>>91836238
you're not going to hate any of it unless you don't really like star wars in the first place
>>
>>91836238
You should be able to watch it all on kisscartoon

Also >>91836250

The cartoon is very much like ANH. Top notch Star Wars.
>>
>>91835800
Chronological has the best twist since everyone already knows that Vader is Luke's father. A lot of people don't automatically know that Anakin is Vader though so seeing this Jedi knight turn into Darth Vader is a pretty cool twist for some people.
>>
>>91836219
Is a clone really identical, though? Especially with the case of Boba, wouldn't it just be the genetic template, with variation between two 'hard points' of the range allowed by the genes?

I digress. To me Boba doesn't have to have temura Morrison's voice to be a clone, but something similar would make sense.
>>
>>91836298
>Is a clone really identical, though?
Yes, they're identical. Obviously lifestyle and diet will change their appearances just like identical twins can look different, but the SW clones are pretty much bred to be exactly the same anyway.
>>
>>91836290
This

https://twitter.com/MitchyD/status/856157414059499522

Order 66 too, more so if you watched TCW first
>>
>>91835756
Rebels has more connected episodes, so there isn't many episodes that you can skip.
>>
>>91836268
>>91836238
Kisscartoon is gone and replaced with a spam site, but it's all avalible for torrent plus on other cartoon sites. I wouldn't reccomend it if you had to buy the disks, but it's still all online for free so I say go for it. I thought it was all in the OP but I may be wrong
>>
>>91836477
Pretty sure it is still in the OP
>>
>>91836447
This, almost everything in a given episode of Rebels is a Chekhov's Gun that shows up later, though with varying degrees of importance.
E.G. the stolen TIE fighter from Fighter Flight, which is a rather obviously filler style episode, winds up being the means of rescuing Kanan in the S1 finale. Additionally, Yogar Lyste and Morad Sumar show up throughout S2 and 3.
>>
>>91836440
Not to mention that the Leia reveal has much more impact in RotS, where the fact that Padmé carries twins is framed as an actual surprise.

RotJ is my favorite movie, but god, they dropped the ball so badly.

>oh and btw, your best friend that you knew for four years is your sister Luke lol
>I've "always known" so shut up and let me handwave this plot point we've written ourselves into
>>
Congratulations, Disney has decided to commission a new novel about Dooku's back story. The catch is you only have three choices of author to write it. You can pick between Kevin J Anderson, Karen Traviss, Troy Denning, or Chuck Wendigo. Who do you go for?
>>
>>91836573
I only know who Wendig is, so if this post is evens, Denning, odds, Anderson
>>
Ancient Usenet post bitching about ANH

http://www.retroist.com/2010/05/18/1985-star-wars-usenet/

>Star Wars
>by Kelvin Thompson

>Star Wars, yet another entry in the recent spate of “Space Operas,” is a bad, morally empty movie. Look, quick!! It has lights!! It has zooming spaceships!! It has laser flashes!! It has explosions!! Look closer, and it has nothing.

>The plot of Star Wars is certainly nothing new: a bunch of good guys try to overthrow an evil space empire. Ruling the evil space empire are an evil count, James Earl Jones, and an evil spaceship commander, Peter Cushing (Dracula A.D.1972, The Curse of Frankenstein). Among the good guys are a princess, Carrie Fisher (The Blues Brothers, Shampoo), an old warrior, Alec Guiness (The Man in the White Suit, Murder by Death), a young warrior, Mark Hammil (Corvette Summer, Three Women), a mercenary, Harrison Ford (Witness, The_Conversation), and assorted robots and aliens.

>From its opening scene, where two spaceships chase each other around a planet while trying to blow one another to smithereens, the movie loses any semblance of realism. The spaceships make swishing and humming noises as they maneuver about, and their lasers make zapping noises as they fire — all despite the fact that it has been scientifically proven that there are absolutely no sounds in space.

>In another gaffe later in the movie, a robot supposedly manages to go up and down a staircase, even though it is quite obvious that it is structurally impossible for the robot to do so. The camera cuts away just as the robot gets to the staircase, but the viewer is again jolted by the obvious impossibility.
>>
>>91836550
What Leia says is "In a way, I've always known".
This implies that Luke and Leia TRIED to romance at some point, but it never really worked out - they're just good friends. It's sort of like how when Marty McFly's mom kisses him in the car in 1955, she isn't feeling it, and she says "it's like kissing my brother."
>>
>>91836573
Suddenly, I'm picturing a Dooku novel by Gray...and I' asking myself 'do we really need another jedi falling because of a lost love'?
>>
>>91836615
>More important than any scientific error, however, is the glaring lack of any moral statement. In a time of mass starvation in central Africa, terrible human-wave battles in the Middle East, repression of civil rights in the USSR, legalized racism in South Africa, and rampant terrorism everywhere, this movie just hums merrily along in its rose-colored glasses.

>For example, when Hammill, the supposed hero of the movie, sees the burned corpses of his parents, he responds by turning his head sideways. No tears, no shouts of outrage, just a crick in the neck and they are forgotten. Later, when an android buddy of his is discriminated against in a space-bar, he accepts the wrong without a blink. Late in the film, when an entire *planet* full of billions of sentient beings is annihilated, the good guys just sort of go, “Gosh, that’s too bad.” The bad guys, of course, smile cruelly. These kinds of responses to murder, discrimination, and genocide certainly do not encourage the kind of consciousness needed to overcome today’s problems.

>Star Wars contains a lot of action sequences, so it will no doubt have a strong draw on today’s young people. Nonetheless, parents should make every effort to keep their children away from this morally bankrupt movie and direct them toward a film which takes a useful stand on some of the issues facing our world. And, naturally, all ethical adults should stay well away from it themselves.
>>
>>91836573
Karen Traviss; she'd probably focus the story on the Jango Fett/Dooku relationship due to her Mando autism, which is fine with me because EU Jango was a cool guy and I've always found Dooku kind of boring
>>
>>91836638
But Jango isn't Mando anymore
>>
File: 1380697092809.jpg (42KB, 479x720px) Image search: [Google]
1380697092809.jpg
42KB, 479x720px
>>91836632
>>91836615
Jesus what a pathetic human being this must be. I post a fedoratheist meme, but there's no way that's not written by a smug self-righteous woman, probably a Mormon at that.
>>
>>91836615
>>91836632
Holy shit, what a miserable man
>>
>>91836668
>>91836678
It's like reading a 30 year old version of the Harry Potter copypasta /tv/ keeps posting.
>>
File: 1493076230453.jpg (29KB, 640x480px) Image search: [Google]
1493076230453.jpg
29KB, 640x480px
>>91836573
>Karen Travis Dooku book
>Somehow Mandalorians are the focus of the story
>Dooku gets pushed aside
>>
>>91836743
Story Group will reign her in and force her to make the Dooku novel focus on Dooku.
>>
>>91836615
>The Force Awakens, yet another entry in the recent spate of “Star Wars,” is a bad, morally empty movie. Look, quick!! It has lights!! It has zooming spaceships!! It has laser flashes!! It has explosions!! Look closer, and it has nothing.

>The plot of The Force Awakens is certainly nothing new: a bunch of good guys try to overthrow an evil space empire. Ruling the evil space empire are an evil count, Adam Driver, and an evil spaceship commander, Domhnall Gleeson (Ex Machina, About Time). Among the good guys are a scavenger, Daisy Ridley (lol nothing), an old smuggler, Harrison Ford (The Raiders of the Lost Ark, Blade Runner), a young warrior, John Boyega (Attack the Block), a pilot, Oscar Isaac (Drive, Inside Llewyn Davis), and assorted robots and aliens.
>>
>>91836638
why are people even hypothesizing over Traviss, after a decade of ruining the franchise, she got so fucking assravaged by Filoni et al undoing her horrible mandowank bullshit (especially with the canon purge) that she threw a tantrum about never working for lucasfilm again

good riddance to bad rubbish I say, she can't exactly ruin halo any further than it already was
>>
File: 1493085587120.jpg (68KB, 530x600px) Image search: [Google]
1493085587120.jpg
68KB, 530x600px
>>91836794
>Daisy Ridley (lol nothing)
>>
>>91836668
>>91836678
>>91836712
ITT man-babies who can't deal with the harsh reality of the world + the inherent worthlessness of their fiction
>>
thread on its way out, migrate
>>91836942
>>91836942
>>91836942
>>
>>91836950
Ah, to be 15 again.
>>
>>91836638
>Dooku hired Jango because he was too afraid to hire real Mandalorians, not risking him and Sidious being killed by a Mando squad.
>>
File: 1473037041990.jpg (15KB, 387x310px) Image search: [Google]
1473037041990.jpg
15KB, 387x310px
>>91836950
God forbid somebody actually shows a genuine appreciation for an art form on an imageboard dedicated to the discussion of said art form.
>>
>>91836573
>you only have three choices for author
>posts four choices
What did Lucas mean by this?
>>
>>91836615
>The spaceships make swishing and humming noises as they maneuver about, and their lasers make zapping noises as they fire — all despite the fact that it has been scientifically proven that there are absolutely no sounds in space.
> In another gaffe later in the movie, a robot supposedly manages to go up and down a staircase, even though it is quite obvious that it is structurally impossible for the robot to do so.
This is rich... can't wait to see what's in the second post.

>>91836632
...oh shit. It just got turned up to 11
>bad things are happening in the world, you can't have fun in movies
>an android buddy of his is discriminated in a space-bar

Fucking kek.
>>
>>91836743
Wasn't there an old canon pre-TPM war between the Mandalorians and the Republic in which Dookie took part?
>>
File: 1485510639690.jpg (12KB, 210x240px) Image search: [Google]
1485510639690.jpg
12KB, 210x240px
>>91835105
Twi'leks are the poor man's Togruta
>>
File: 1473287774241.png (27KB, 243x242px) Image search: [Google]
1473287774241.png
27KB, 243x242px
>>91836950
Still salty after all these years? Does it enrage you that people still enjoy things decades after you've verbally eviscerated them online?
>>
File: Mirialan girls.png (2MB, 2000x580px) Image search: [Google]
Mirialan girls.png
2MB, 2000x580px
>>91837337
Togruta and Twi'leks are for normies.

Mirialans are the patricians choice of waifu.
Thread posts: 563
Thread images: 148


[Boards: 3 / a / aco / adv / an / asp / b / bant / biz / c / can / cgl / ck / cm / co / cock / d / diy / e / fa / fap / fit / fitlit / g / gd / gif / h / hc / his / hm / hr / i / ic / int / jp / k / lgbt / lit / m / mlp / mlpol / mo / mtv / mu / n / news / o / out / outsoc / p / po / pol / qa / qst / r / r9k / s / s4s / sci / soc / sp / spa / t / tg / toy / trash / trv / tv / u / v / vg / vint / vip / vp / vr / w / wg / wsg / wsr / x / y] [Search | Top | Home]

I'm aware that Imgur.com will stop allowing adult images since 15th of May. I'm taking actions to backup as much data as possible.
Read more on this topic here - https://archived.moe/talk/thread/1694/


If you need a post removed click on it's [Report] button and follow the instruction.
DMCA Content Takedown via dmca.com
All images are hosted on imgur.com.
If you like this website please support us by donating with Bitcoins at 16mKtbZiwW52BLkibtCr8jUg2KVUMTxVQ5
All trademarks and copyrights on this page are owned by their respective parties.
Images uploaded are the responsibility of the Poster. Comments are owned by the Poster.
This is a 4chan archive - all of the content originated from that site.
This means that RandomArchive shows their content, archived.
If you need information for a Poster - contact them.