Why is Wendy so damn smug?

>>91809727

'Cause her food's the best. Duh.

eh, a little overpriced in my opinion

>>91809727
Every compare a Wendy's burger to most other fast food joints? Shit's good.

>>91809779
I hear their hot drinks really get you going. Warm you up, when you feel you're slowing.

>>91809727
Cause she's best girl, and knows it.

... Okay, are we seriously about to have a thread about waifuing a fast food mascot? Is that where this is going?

And before anyone asks, there is indeed Wendy porn. Never mind how I know that.

>>91809727
The Arby's Mitten should have been drawn without an arm.

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Why is there so few female food mascots?!

Cause their chicken is amazing.
personally dont like the burgers, not sure why...just dont

>>91809850
It would be sexist to insinuate that women cook food.

>>91809857
You must be used to eating thawed meat. I guess some people just can't handle how fresh Wendy's never frozen beef is. I'm glad you like the chicken, though.

>>91809727
>Why is Wendy so damn smug?
More like "Why do I imagine Wendy's twitter representative to be a cute but smug animu mascot?"

>>91809892
>t. Wendy

>>91809727
Because comics and/or cartoons.

>>91809850
>>91809868
In this case, I highly doubt there's kind of thing behind it. Don't look too much into it, especially since the name and image is of the founder's daughter.

Instead, let's just drool over Wendy like the hard up losers we are.

>>91809892
Eh, maybe something to it, my Dad hates In N Out burger and wendys, they both use fresh beef.

>>91809941
>fast food chains having Twitter beefs
Goddammit, Internet. One of the most important inventions in human history, all so that junk food distributers can talk shit to each other.

Yay.

>>91809898
To be fair, it sure seems that way.

>>91809727
Is she about to Bankai or go super sayian or some shit.

>>91810053
Thicc. Plus you know you get free burgers with her.

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>>91810154

>>91810171
She looks like one of those psycho kids that end up killing their parents in their sleep.

>>91810025
>Goddammit, Internet. One of the most important inventions in human history, all so that junk food distributers can talk shit to each other.

>Yay.
you're using 4chan

>>91809779
Sonic better in every way except fries

>>91810025
if there's any way to prove corporations are the same as people, it's idiotic twitter fights and bruised egos.

>>91809941
I need more if these restaurant tweets, they're always the best, especially denny's.

>>91809779
better than hardees/carls?
damn i may need to visit a wendy's then

>>91810216
Sonic's burgers are messy as fuck tho

>>91810184
So that's what happened to her father, Dave

Did she give my dude his damn nuggies yet?

>>91810216
Sonic's only advantage is having a menu that's different enough from other fast food places. Their food quality is garbage.

>>91809771
4$ for a meal instead of ordering an over sized over priced combo. Before the 4 for 4 I would spend like 7$ on dinner and feel like shit after eating

>>91810285
>>91810256
Taste so much better than Wendy dry burgers

>>91810025
>One of the most important inventions in human history
You say this as if it's a good thing. In another timeline, people got their own personal jetpacks, rocket cars, hoverboards and holodecks. But we got fucking twitter.

>>91810215
>you're using 4chan
Please don't remind me. I came into this thread hoping to see lewd art of Wendy Thomas. I've no delusions of not being part of the problem.

... I wonder how she feels about that. Like, does the fact people have drawn porn of her bother her, or could she not give less of a shit?

>>91809727
Best burger in fast food.
I think they perfected the model.

You can get a better burger but never faster and almost never less expensive.

With combos getting more expensive from the other joints, and if you aren't gonna use the dollar menus, I'd throw in the extra couple of bucks just to get food that I will enjoy with/out having to slather ketchup or mustard all over it.

>>91810216
>eating sonic fries
>not getting tater tots
You only have yourself to blame. Their tots are tasty.

>>91810259
What about her other father, Buster?

I remember someone once post a image of r34 Wendy where she takes a bunch of potatoes up the ass

Maybe it's time to visit /aco/

>>91810216
>Sonic
>good at anything

No... just..No.
Sonic gets by on it's fancy drinks and menu variety.
They're pretty terrible at everything they do but they do it all.

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>>91810216
>Sonic
I bet you like Whataburger, too.

>Be a Burglerlander living in Australaia

>Only Burgerlander fast food places around me or McDonald's or KFC

>90% of Australian fast food are chicken places, gyro places or random asian food

Look mayne I love chicken as much as the next guy but there has to be something else you people produce

>>91810299
She's shitting, isn't she?

>>91810347
He got out of the food biz and became a Rapper.

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oh hey anon wanna dip your fries in my frosty?

>>91809727
She's not smug, she's just barely containing her knife play fetish.

>>91810299
>>91810348
In pursuit of sauce, I found something much better. Perhaps the journey is truly greater than the destiny.

http://rule34.paheal.net/post/view/1937183

>>91810397
top kek.

>>91809746
>buns are too large
>too much bread on the sandwiches
>fries are often too salty
>the best

pick one, add 2, subtract 2.

>>91809727
>>91809832
I want Wendy to be mean to me and sell me decent burgers at a low price.

>>91810397
wtf. I love Wendy's now

>>91810397
birth_of_a_villain.jpg

>>91810456
Only if you [Baconator Pun].

>>91810485
>fries are often too salty
Calling the kettle black.

>>91810443
We have Lamb. Eat Lamb

>Best PR
>least unhealth food
>Company isn't an asshole
>4 for 4
>mascot is waifu material
Best

>>91810456
You bet your buns I wanna dip my natural-cut fries deep into Wendy's soft, wet frosty.

>>91810501
Uh, that sounds like the opposite of mean, but whatever.

>>91810496
I want a Wendy's comic now, even though I know it's wrong to want such things.

Goddamn, /co/, are really going to turn Wendy Thomas into a FOTW? I have mixed feelings on this.

>>91810478
>>91810496
This smug is doing things to my dick

>>91809779
Eh, whataburger is still best

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>>91810397
I want to bully other restaurants with Wendy.

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>>91810585

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>>91810053
>>91810154

>>91810615
>@ me hoe

I laughed

>>91809850
>get back in the kitchen and make me a sandwich
>sexist
>no women in the kitchen
>sexist
When does it stop?

i wish i had the twitter pics but arbys is the most weeaboo

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ive allways wanted an updated version of this pic there needs to be more places represented like chipotle, in and out, five guys, popeyes, jimmy johns

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>>91810640
I don't know why she decided to be so salty but it's working.

>>91810711
Little Caesar for life

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>tfw you'll never be a paid shitposter

>>91809941
>>91810397
>>91810615
>>91810712
Teeny bit aroused.

>>91810752
I don't think I'll ever be able to provide those high quality bantz, even if I tried.

>>91810615
In my country we're only charged $2.50 for 4.

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>>91810787
>tfw open up some Wendy's r34 in one window and select shitposts on the other

>>91810013

>Hating an actual authentic burger stand burger

I mean why even live......

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>>91809727
Sorry, I'm more of an Arby's man.

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>>91810787
Her saltiness is matched only by her own fries

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>>91810711
>The Subway boys

>>91809727
I wouldn't mind eating her.

>...take out.

>>91810811
So you can loan me like a $1.50 right?

>>91810448
Surprisingly, no. Look up Wendy's on paheal.

>>91809727
yes, yes. worship your corporate masters. advertise them for free.

>>91810711
Top kek, are the Subway Boys both Jared?

>>91810496
That was a good twitter fight
I hope that handler got a bonus for the way he wrecked that Hardee's handler

>>91810711
>subway boys canonically had a pedo ring
wew lad

>>91810915
It's "fat" Jared and "Thin" Jared. Remember his marketing?

>>91810053
i guess she ate too much mcdonalds.
>>91809727
>>91809832
>>91810299
>>91810456
>>91810478
>>91810496
she looks like whitney from pokemon.

>>91810929
I don't remember them being at the same place and same time together, but I do remember he used Subway and aids to slim down.

>>91810948
:/

>>91810947
Wendy predates Whitney, also not really.

>>91810216
>Dry tasteless junk
Shit taste

Wendy's is expensive af where I live.

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>>91810908
>no fun ever

>>91810849
The guy they have doing their Twitter is some sort of crazy artist spending his days making pictures, sculptures, and stop-motion animations entirely out of fast food and cardboard.

That fucking Gyro Zeppeli he made out of cardboard looked wonderful. Also, he made a fucking Gyro Zeppeli tweet on an official fast food Twitter account.

Fast Food Twitter PR is matched only by the guy that runs the Sonic The Hedgehog Twitter in terms of "getting it".

>>91809834
>are we seriously about to have a thread about waifuing a fast food mascot?
Yes

>>91810849
Arby's is just blatant pandering to anime people, no bants a'tall

>>91810711
To this day, I still don't know what the trojan guys restutant is.

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>mfw I never tasted an IN and OUT burger while I was in the states.

>>91810964
>:/

>>91811045
>Fast Food Twitter PR is matched only by the guy that runs the Sonic The Hedgehog Twitter in terms of "getting it".

You can say that again, they made an ad just for Adult Swim and nothing else.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qip7BstpfUE

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>>91809727
All this fast food talk, and not one mention of the G.O.A.T.

>>91811049
Sonic. "America's Drive-In!"
The lady's earnings are really the only thing that would help you tell.

>>91811045
>>91811093
seeing him at the cringe-spectacular that was the 25th Sonic anniversary stream kind of killed it for me.

>>91811042
good goy

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>tfw used to run a corporate social media account

Memes fucking drained me

Because she knows she has the biggest dick.

>>91811136
How much did they pay you to meme all day?

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>>91811111
nice digits, but you don't even know what that word means

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>>91811134

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>You will never be a professional, paid shitposter

>>91809727
Wendy's sass is nothing compared to /ourguy/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZfKvhmMWkNo

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>>91809948

You sound like an enablist. I bet you're also a white cis male who worships the patriarchy and claims that women aren't in any way discriminated and oppressed!

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>>91811146
>tfw no Wendy trap porn with her talking about her all beef, never frozen "baconator"

>>91811111
>>91811158
National Chains only. Get out of here peasants.

>>91811134
wtf i'm redpilled now

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Tell me about the grumps why are they so in love with the smug!

seriously the grumps and wendys twitter messages are JUST.

>>91811052
in all honesty its an very average burger. but maybe its just because im a west coaster(arizonafag) and have had it alot so it kinda loses its charm pretty damn quickly also in and out fries are garbage.

>>91811111
I worked across the street at a record store when the first Cane's was built on the corner of highland and st. street.

>>91810908
Don't you have a Bernie sanders suicide pact meeting to attend?

>>91811194
the fuck are you on about

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>>91811237

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>>91811221
Enjoy your soggy, day old french fries kid.

>>91811237
WHY CAN'T WENDYS JUST GIVE ARIN AN AD DEAL

CAN'T THEY SEE THEY'RE MADE FOR EACH OTHER

>>91811254
dude, your fucking twitter liberals are the ones that fall for this shit in the first place. you should feel insulted that companies are trying to pander to you specifically, not having fun with it

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>>91811154
Nothing worth mentioning.

There needs to be a smug Wendy in the commercials now. Animated or live-action, I don't care, I just want her talking shit about Burger King and McDonald's while sliding a fry into her mouth.

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>>91810908
>communists

>>91809727
Does anyone else here think that her becoming a meme is one big marketing scheme because correct me if I'm wrong but I have seen screenshots of the companies twitter posting her in meme

What's the best burger chain on the east side of the country? Most of the good ones seem to be in the western states.

>>91809941
>dem Wendy's bantz
Best girl.

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>>91811282

>>91810485
eat a baconator and get back to me

>>91811237
Southerner here, I was fairly underwhelmed by In and Out too. But I'm close enough to Texas that we have Whataburger in my town, so that might be part of it.

I think In and Out's just massively overhyped because it's from California and that's just how they do.

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>>91811277
i wonder if arin has ever asked suzie to dress up like wendy

>>91811322
I had 2 What-a-burgers in my hometown. Loved them, but they were by far the most expensive in town.
Then I moved to Seattle a few years ago and everything is just as expensive, but not as good.

>>91811299
not wanting to be willingly preyed on by big business does not make a communist

>>91811279
>Doesn't have Wendy's in my country
>Still enjoy the banter and smut
Win/win nigger!

>>91811322
When I lived in Texas it was either Five Guys, Mighty Fine, or Whataburger.

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>>91809941

>>91811306
East coast is more about making superior bbq

>>91810171
Chris-chan!?

>>91811302
Every form of PR is technically marketing.

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>>91811279
>bwaaa stop having fun LIBERALS

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>>91811306
I chill atWhite Castle'cause it's the best.But I'mfly atFat Burgerwhen Iway out west
>>91811342
>Seattle
You best be eating at Dick's then.

>>91811045
>>91811048
At least they know who will bother with their social media in the first place; other autists just like them, and not old farts.

>>91811380
alright. it's at the expense of your wallet, not mine

>>91810711
Chipotle would be a filthy Mexican with E. coli

The only explanation as to why Wendy is so salty over the other fast food joints is they probably treated her like the corporate bicycle.

>>91811398
I buy fast food like once a month at most rofl

>>91811382
I've had Dick's once. But you can't NOT get pickles! I HATE pickles. Everything else was dandy, but I can't eat something with chopped pickles on it.

>>91809727
Because she pushed sharper things inside her before and enjoyed it.

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>>91809746
On Sundays, maybe.

>>91811398
>buying food is bad

>>91810549
>Wendy will never step on your chest, drop cheeseburger on you and say "Eat it, you dirty slut. It's only $4 for 4.

>>91811488
MUH DICK

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>>91811488
wewlad

>>91811472
haha

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>>91811122
It was always cringe. Regurgitating memes and shitting on things is pretty hard to take seriously when you're doing so on the behalf of a company that's accomplished literally nothing worthwhile in decades and their largest demographic is autistic kids.

>"The fuck is this about Game Grumps?"
>memes?
>look up 'smug Wendy's'
>this is a thing
Why is an anime'd version of the Wendy's mascot a thing? The hell did I miss? And why is the chick who runs Wendy's Twitter so good at spitting acid fire? Got-damn.

>>91811343
yes it does

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>>91811472
>>91811437
yee my boi jimmy john's

>tfw used to work at jimmy john's
>fresh discounted sandwiches every day for a year

never got tired of that avocado turkey

>>91811427
Yeah, that's part of there whole deal. But I love their shakes.
Also none of these fools no shit about Taco Time, unless they are from the PSNW too.

>>91811111
Nice chicken terrible fries.

>I see this thread while browsing at lunch at Five Guys

Wendy's has a place in my heart because its the solid choice for my gaming group to eat late dinner at on a weeknight. You can equally go cheapy dollar menu stuff or get a small combo and feel like you're getting value for your money. And if you buy a $1 keytag in December, you get mini Frosties for free every time you visit. Only thing is that some of the cheap burger buns suck balls.

Wendy's is solidly in the top 3, along with Steak and Shake, who afaik has no social media game whatsoever nor the insane in shop self promotion that Five Guys does.

>>91811496
>>91811507
>Wendy will never smear food onto your chest and say "Look you little whore, you're finally worth something. You're worth $4."

>>91811437
>>91811472
This is tickling my autism, i need fast food tans in my life now

>>91811268
His Paleo diet days would die so fast.

>>91811542
what the fuck is going on in that gif anon

>>91811553
But... Taco Time is awful!

>>91809727
we /cock/ again?

>>91811302
Its tapping into the hidden newly discovered magic of the universe.

>>91811604
Not the crisp burrito.

>>91811328
Anon

We all know Arin would be the one dressing up. He wants to be the little girl and that's fine. But don't pretend like there would be any alternative.

>>91811604
>taco time
>awful
Better than taco bell

>>91811556
this, crinkle-cut fries are the devil's pillow stuffing.

>>91811603
A kid is taking advantage of the fact that he's a child to innocently smush his face in some boobies while hugging a woman and then he smiles smugly at an onlooking adult man who would love to be in that same position.

>>91811618
Fair, that's a tasty snack.
But I moved up here from the border. Were real, tasty Mexican food was plentiful. I would kill a man, right now, for a Hatch green chile enchilada.

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>>91811638
hatless version

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>>91810456
>fries in Frosty

why do people do this ever

>>91811437
>>91811472
>I'm now Shipping two fuck8ng fast food chains
Kill me

>>91811674
>Can't understand the primal attraction of salty and sweet

Prove you are not a robot, right this instant.

>>91811647
Oh yeah, if I want real Mexican food I go to some street trucks run by actual Mexicans

>>91811612
/cock/ forever

>>91811045
I liked the All Might burger tweet

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>>91811724
>Can't understand the primal attraction of salty and sweet

Oh no no no, you misunderstand. Stuff like salted caramel has always got me going.

but potatoes and chocolate...

No
Never

>>91811775
Ultron please

>>91811583
>Wendy will never lick the food off your chest while saying "You like that, you little whore? You little bitch tray. Cheese burger, fires, your dick and a coke are all mine for only $4. Now give me some mayo before I call for your manager."

>>91811775
>potatoes
>NOT going with something
Well at least we know you aren't from Idaho... or Irish.

>>91811793
You stop that right this instant.

>>91810421
reeeee fuck you whataburger is better than everything

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>>91811797
>mfw I'm from Florida
>but currently living in Idaho

Everything is spuds here
Everything.

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>better than Wendy's
>reasonable prices
But only if you live in midwestern US
Which sucks

>>91811793
Do NOT listen to this man >>91811800.
You absolutely must see this through.

>>91811638
>Not TOP BUN

Delete this

>>91811800
Fuck this faggot keep going

White Castle/Crystals > Arby's > Hardee's > Wendy's >= Burger King > McDonalds

White Castle/Crystal burgers are GOAT.

>>91809941
I dont understand. Being the first guy on the moon doesnt mean he's the best guy on the moon

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>>91811813
doesnt that mean you're spuds?

Five Guys, anyone?

>>91811302
I know enough about their corporate marketing to know that any memes aren't being intentionally used to manipulate public opinion of a fast food chain. Their Twitter guy puts out some comedy gold though.

>>91810887
I would lose money if I use Western Union.

>>91811813
>>91811853
IT'S JUST LIKE CORNCOB WORLD!

Jollibee, bida ang saya!

>>91811856
>live in UKuk
>Five Guys is my only option besides BK and Maccies

End it.

>>91809857
Dude, the chicken is by far the worst thing they serve. Even KFC has better chicken.

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>>91811853
FUCK

>>91811819
>tfw Ohio
Literally the goddest of tiers.

>>91811823
>Wendy will never pour chilli and cheese on your dick and suck it like she's sucking a super size soda.

>Wendy will never swallow your cum, look you in the eye and say "That tasted worse than the burgers at McDonald's. You better give me another for free or your fired."

>>91811856
Wendy getting railed by Five Guys?

>>91811876
>Not going down to your local chippy

>>91811873
Go to sleep.

>>91811111
They recently opened one right next to the Wendy's near my house. Didn't like their chicken at all. I don't like Wendy's either though. So I just go to the whataburger across the street.

>>91811813
It's only spuds in worst Idaho. Everything worthwhile in Idaho is in their northern mountains that start halfway up the state just south of the horizontal time zone split.

>>91809727
is wendys... a Mean Girl???

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I like Wendy's as a burger joint, but I am spoiled rotten on What-a-Burger since it's literally a walk down the street from my home. I've probably gained 10 pounds in the year since I've moved here.

>>91811856
I worked there for a while. It was okay, just sucked getting up so early to prepare food for the day, AND FUCK SUNDAYS CHRIST ALMIGHTY.

>>91811136
how many and emojis did you use

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Why is this shit thread still up?! What is it doing on this board?! Mods! Mooooods!

>>91811881
W-wew

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>>91811880
They'll never know whats it's like to order a burger and it comes out exactly like the picture

>they'll never know true enlightenment

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That paint when your favorite food joint doesn't have a mascot and you only get to their food once a year because your state closed their last shop for over 10 years now and you gotta go 1 state over to get it.

I'm in pain bros.

>>91811918
Long as you were the dude who could actual prepare a burger in less than thirty minutes, you're alright in my book.

>>91811881
Don't mean to be greedy, but one more?
The last two should do, but just in case I wear them out and need some variety it helps to have an RPS setup.

>>91811974
>they'll never know the glory of a flat patty, toasted buns, and cheese curds
Truly, we are the enlightened ones.

>>91811993
Less than 20.

>>91812026
good man

The people at the five guys in Poky need to learn from you

>>91811850
It means that he's the only one that anyone knows, or even cares about.

>>91811601
Yes, but he did go to the test kitchen recently.

Was neat seeing how these guys operate making new foods.

I would try a pb burg.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e3GkUzigfT8

>>91812003
>You will never try to get up after Wendy sucks your dick a second time, only for Wendy to forcefully hold you down.

>Wendy will never say "Where are you going, my little cum dispenser? I paid you $40. Now I'm going to try everything on the dollar menu." She adds, licking her lips and pouring sauce on you dick.

>>91811912
aka the best girl

>>91811964
She's literally just one picture, and she's still more /co/ related than 12 oz mouse.

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>it's a ck thread on co

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>>91811974
>>91812008
holy shit i live by one of these joints, their deluxe burger is amazing.
i only go once a month so i dont spoil myself but the menu is HUGE

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>>91812103
>he doesn't /cock/

>>91811892
Five guys train with a fry finish. Need arts.

>>91812074
Craved and saved, thanks.

Now all I have to do is save this screencap as something inconspicuous, like Definitely Not Fast Food Mascot Related.jpg

I'm sure one would think that unwise, but unlike a 4chan filename this guarantees I won't accidentally upload it the next time a Thread thread is made.

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>>91812106
I've said it before, I'll say it again, Midwest is the best.

>>91812136
I post on ck pretty regularly, it's just that fast food threads are the ck equivalent of SU threads. Cancer incarnate that's ruining the board.

Wendy's isn't my first choice for fast food (I'd put A&W and Harveys above it) but it's pretty good. I like their chicken nuggets and strips especially.

>>91812178
This isn't /ck/ though, and /ck/ is my main board.

Cancer there, fun here.

>>91812103
>phoneposter going to a thread he doesn't like to complain about people discussing things

It's an objective FACT that Wendy's 4 for 4 is the best deal in fast food.

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>>91812171
MFW we have Culvers in Arizona.

Snow birds were good for something.

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>>91811628

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>>91812171
the mascot is pretty shitty though

>>91812226
I went to Arizona once. Damn good landscape.

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>>91812226
>Snow birds were good for something.

not in Florida, they're not

>>91810485
>buns are too large
Fuck off you Irish prick

>>91811020
>dry

You can call Sonic burgers many things but dry isn't one of them. Shit they are too moist and fall apart

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>>91811217
>"I got the special sauce."

>>91812231
There are shittier mascots. 'Member when Noid shot up a store?

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>>91812231
>those cold, dead eyes

>>91811052
>>91811237
In N Out is amazing. It's the best taking burger chain there is and if you disagree you must be eating the shitty Arizona or Utah Branch.

>>91812247
>tfw almost my entire family are snowbirds
I apologize to the state of Florida.

>>91812297
Fries go to shit inside of three minutes.

>>91811398
>be British
>can't get Wendy's
>still enjoy the shitposting on Twitter
dumb amerifat

>>91812277
Depends on location

The sonic burgers I had in kansas were plenty moist but the sonic burgers in texas tended to be dryer for whatever reason

>tfw Britbong, and all we have and McDonalds, KFC and maybe a Papa Johns here and there
>we had our own fast food chain, but it's dwindled down to nothing

https://www.vice.com/en_uk/article/the-slow-death-of-a-british-institution-whats-next-for-wimpy

I'm just lucky my city has a decent local pizza chain

>>91812281
>I've got a double stack for your ass

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>>91809727
See I know you're shilling this new Wendy artist that's been hovering around here for a couple of days now.

But I'll let it slide when it comes to more art of best grill being made. So post more Wendy and no one gets hurt.

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>>91812327
>Poor limey will never eat one of these in his life

>>91809892
h-hi Wendy.

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What do ya'll fags know about this

Reverse harem. Your average male mascot either does Wendy or does gay.

>>91812312
That is because they don't put preservatives in their food.
Is that what you want anon? Preservatives in your fries and Burgers?

>>91809727
I've missed my /cock/

>>91812103
/cock/ is the final form of /co/

>>91812395
overpriced as h*ck

>>91812395
Good, but not as good as Bojangles.

>>91812409
It's not preservatives that keep fries tasty for a half hour, it's how their cooked. Preservatives might be how they keep the potatoes ready to cook for weeks at other places, but you can have fresh, unpreserved potatoes last quite a long time if you cut them slightly thicker and cook them in two different oil temperatures.
In N Out fries aren't fried hot enough, and they get chewier and soggier as they cool. You can always tell who's been to In N Out before by the people who go straight for their fries until they're gone.

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>>91812348
sad!

>>91812327
Don't forget Burger King and Pizza Hut

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jDdrJ9L3dwg

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>>91812431
But it's completely worth it

>>91812441
>going to Bojangles for chicken

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>>91812451
I like you, Midwest Goodtaste Bro.

>>91812395
I worked there. Not as bad of a franchise as people might set it up to be, upper-management was still very kind to us, despite being the least-profitable store in the state. The managers always seemed to be in a good mood so you knew the office-workers weren't screwing with them, most of the employees had a great work ethic (and considering they were all black, that makes /pol/'s quills shoot up), and there weren't nearly as many black customers as the Boondocks would make me want to believe. I can honestly say that I can only remember one rabid bitch customer who I told to get the fuck out of the store and never come back, and one time when I had to call the police because a teenager came into our store bleeding from his face.

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>only BK, McDonalds, subway, KFC and Pizza Hut in germany

>>91812470
I like Bojangles more than literally any other fried chicken place I've been to, plus their biscuits and fries are GOAT.

>>91812513
Holy shit, I'm sorry. Each of those is objectively the worst in their respective categories. I wouldn't feed Pizza Hut to a dog.

>>91811896
Fair point. We've got that and filthy chicken shops going for us. But still:

>no waifus
>no point

Why is there suddenly so much Wendy fanart? I've been seeing it everywhere lately. Did it start with those troll tweets they did?

>>91812516
Popeyes has the GOAT biscuits and Zaxby's has the fries. For chicken places at least

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There will never be good female mascots to make porn of other than Wendy's

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Honk honk, best fast food place coming through

We're all agreed, fuck Dominos right?

>>91812553
new logo in 2013
growing popularity

>>91812577
Yeah fuck Dominos. Donatos is is the thinking man's pizza.

>>91812577
Not as bad as Pizza Hut

>>91812577
It's bad but at least it's not Pizza Hut. The ranking goes:

Mellow Mushroom > Pappa Muphy's > Pappa Johns > Dominos > Little Ceasar's > Pizza Hut

>>91812602
*Your local legit Italian place that only just started delivering on Uber Eats is (is) the thinking man's pizza.

>>91811850
It's easy to argue that the first man on the moon would be the one most suited to the task.

I mean, after a while they just sent the retards and look how that turned out.

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Remember when actual Wendy showed up in commercials and people bullied her so hard for being fat she was replaced with an actress?

>>91812567
The Lactid and Blue Bell cows

>>91811850
>implying we went to the moon at all

>>91812640
I'm a midwestanon. Closest thing I've got to a local Italian restaurant is the Olive Garden near Wal-Mart. Used to be a swanky place nearby, but they shut down.

Bushes or Golden chick Texbros?

>>91811988
No. I've been to this place. Everything I had but the wings fucking sucked. Their (((((sliders))))) are literally just two little rolls, a pickle, a squirt of mustard, and a paper thin slice of salam- I mean burger. Seriously fuck that place.

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Does this have a mascot?

>>91812651

she just loves her dad's food that much

>>91809727
Is this thread the comeback of /cock/?

>>91812675
And there are people arguing FOR the Mid-West in this thread, you poor thing ;_;

>>91812732
/cock/ never truly died. The /ck/ anons who got nostalgic for old cartoons stayed and make threads like this now.

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>>91809948
Considering the amount of market research that goes into branding, this is unthinkable..

>>91809850
Avoiding triggering the emotional insecurities of women when it comes to food is probably the primary factor. Also, female mascots that are appealing to men are almost always turnoffs to women.

>>91810648
Also:

>I'm a better homemaker than YOU.
>My Milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.

>>91812759
That was me, dude. I can handle not having Mr. Fenucci down the street if I can have Culver's, living me door the my councilman and stand your ground laws.

>>91810948
That was the secret all along. Jared never lost weight, he just was two people.

>>91811237
Silicon Valley Cali here, the appeal of In N Out is that it gives people a basic choice in food taking away the "burden of freedom" bullshit
But even then you still get one dumb ass mother fucker who takes 30-5-fucking minutes to order a patty with out cheese and onions

Whatever happened to that hot redhead chick from the Wendy's commercial?

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Post 12/10 GOAT pizza places

>Little Caesars cucks need not apply

>>91812812
LIKE A BOSS

>>91811052
>Live on East Coas of US
>Never had In 'n Out
>Talk to guy from California
>He's never had Five Guys.

He enjoyed the peanuts, but said the fries were too greasy. Thought the burger was fucking HUGE.

>>91811458
Literally every time I've gone here since one opened around here last year, its been absolute trash.

Cold fries and a tiny ass slice of chicken slapped between 2 soggy buns. They are absolute bottom of the barrel tier and I wish they didn't decide to take up space in my town.

>>91809821
Thank you

>>91812801
>a basic choice in food taking away the "burden of freedom" bullshit
god, this explains so much of the SV mindset.

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Does wendy's handling of their twitter excuse them for the memer ad?

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>>91809850
Food marketing, specially in fast food rarely uses the message of food being well cook, or being homemade.
Aunt Jemima is an example of a female mascot because the marketing is focused on "its well cook and it has soul" while Roland McDonald or The King are used to give the message of "Food is fun and we have toys"

>>91812395
Overpriced, good chicken. Sadly the quantity is small.

Zaxby's sauce is good though.

>>91812864
I've forgiven them

>>91812819
Used to love Howie's. Jet's dethroned them, though.

>>91811282
I don't know why this made me laugh so much. Maybe its because its exactly what T-mobile commercials boil down to.

>>91809941
>>91810397
>>91810615
>>91810712
>>91810858
>>91811042
>>91811437
>>91811472

Imagine when the chatbot is perfected and W.E.N.D.Y. is for real.

>>91812896
You know, a jets opened right up near my house. I'm a loyal donatosfag, though. Is it worth a shot?

>>91811964
The /co//ck/ never left

>>91810543
El pollo loco beats them on health, but they're regional. And more importantly their mascot is not /co/.

>>91810711
The pollo loco macot should be some cholo with flame tats,

>>91810948
I remember the AIDS AIDS AIDS thing from south park.

>>91811398
>implying I actually eat the memes I consume

I will never set foot in a Dennys ever again but that doesn't mean I can't enjoy them acting like they're high 24/7.

>>91812544
It's almost as bad in Canada, except we have decent coffee shops.

The only reason why Wendy's is still in business is their marketing.

Their food is the worst.

>Elder God Tier:

Pre-Saturated Fats Ban aka 90's Mcdonalds and Burger king.

Harold's

>God Tier:

Chester's

Popeye's

Mcdonalds

Taco Johns

Marcos

>Okay tier:

Culvers

Pancheros

Bad tier:

Burger King today RIP

>Objectively Bad Tier:

Little Ceasars

Pizza Hut

Dominos

>They are doing this on purpose tier:

Taco Bell

Wendies

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>>91809941
the Wendy's twitter really is a goldmine.

it's up there with the Sonic the Hedgehog Twitter as being right on point with the bantz

>>91812919
Never had Donatos, so I'm not sure how they compare, but yeah Jet's is worth trying.

>>91811111
"Would you like to try our only one thing we have?"

>>91811559
>5guys and Wendys
What patrician tastes

Those are my favorite too, for fast food or sit down diner type burgers.

>>91812966
>never had donatos
What state are you in?