Voltron: Legendary Defender

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>>91802689
>finally looks up this "FF7 House"
WHAT IN THE UNHOLY FUCK

>>91802745
Fandom's a crazy place.

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Babby Galra are cute!

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>>91802689
>The Lancekin House

The FFVII House is still fresh on my mind why must you do this

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gotta love the mice

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>>91803022
Micetron! That is cute! CUTE!

>>91803022
Why is there a Shiro mouse?

>>91803100
Oh, you.

>>91802745
I'd read it years ago and forgot most of it, but I reread it tonight

jesus christ

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>>91802689

>>91803191
Shh, the tumblr and Discord fags reading this will get mad.

>>91803022
Lance and Keith mouse are wrong and it's triggering me.

I used to be okay with Lance but he is so overrated and has one of the most insane fandoms I've ever seen.

>>91803388
>one of the most insane fandoms I've ever seen
You obviously weren't around last thread.

>>91803256
Let them get mad, we'll tell them to fuck off.

>>91803343
Why doesn't the Pidge mouse bother you? It's blue and a boy mouse.

>>91803016
>>91802774
>>91802745
What happened? Did I miss a happening?

>>91803523
"The FF7 House" google it anon

>>91803523
Last thread there was some discussion about crazy fandom wank shit, FF7 house in particular.

>>91803523
Basicallly we talked about something that sounds too good to be true, but it actually is. It's horrifying what people can do sometimes, the abuse they can thrust on others. It also is a reminder of what happens when you enable a mentally ill person.

>>91803645
>>91803586
>>91803562
But what happened?

I really don't want to google it.

>>91803659
Some poor college kid ends up trapped with and abused by some FF7 crazies who believe video games were real in a past life

>>91803699
>crazies who believe video games were real in a past life
The psychology that would allow this just seems SO alien to me. Like, there are actual communities of people who literally believe that they are reincarnated souls of FICTIONAL CHARACTERS who really exist in ALTERNATE REALITIES.

>>91803191
What would even be the plot if they're all Lance? Or would it be like that Teen Titans episode with Raven's personality being split

>>91803699
Jesus, hope hes all right.

>>91803903
He lived to tell the tale to the internet so I assume he's okay. It's a crazy read: http://z3.invisionfree.com/ffo/ar/t8592.htm

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I hope Hunk gets the time to shine in future seasons.

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>all this shit
Well
uh
...
>"Pew?"

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>>91804071
>>91804081
Who was in the right here?

>>91803801
The Lancekins invited a known Keithkin who is into sheith inside their home where they starve, beat, torture, and constantly fight the Keithkin until he manages to escapes.

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>>91804081
Why is she so based?

>>91804066
Hunk will be the fat comic relief character forever.

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>>91804092
For laser onomatopoeia? Pidge.

So many little boys are gonna realize they are gay because of Shiro. Too bad there's no futch lady for little lesbians to latch onto.

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>>91804112
>best bayard weapon
>best color scheme
>smartest
>cutest
>snarkiest
>reverse trap-est

>>91804140
This. Pidge is too boyish and Allura is too girlish. This show really does need more XX.

>>91804140
I get the feeling Merla will be the futch. She had that look in the comics.

>>91804182
>the bitch
You missed one

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>>91804198
>Merla
Reminder that Lotor is a fucking idiot.

>>91804221
I am a literal faggot but even I want to squeeze her tits.

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>>91804221
Lotor has no taste.

>>91804182
>best color scheme
Green is only my third favorite color but it's close enough as nobody matches the other two.

>reverse trap-est
is that even a word

>>91804221
>>91804276
Lotor chases after Allura when THAT is what Merla looks like? What the fuck?

>>91804276
>>91804309
Dem mommy issues 2 deep 4 u.

>>91804309
Lotor is retarded.

>>91804221
looks like Zarkon was ready to get a piece of that

>>91804221
>dat ass
>unzips

>>91804276
I want her to torture some dudes.

>>91804182
>>reverse trap-est
bad news for you.

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>>91804426
What did anon mean by this?

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Never read these comics or watched the original series but Sven looks mighty pissed off at Merla here.

>>91804883
She pegged him when he was in Galra captivity.

>>91804924
What the fuck don't make me ship Shiro/Merla

>>91804924
Hot.

>>91804947
What if this is the pairing that ends up happening.

>>91804947
I like the sound of this.

>>91804947
SHIRO AND MERLA?
THIS IS MY FETISH.

>>91804947
But imagine the porn.

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>>91804221
Have you not seen LD Allura? I would wait 10,000 years for a chance at that, too. Plus, if Merla is a pure Galra, she'll probably look like a fuzzy thumb sticking out of an oven like the rest of her race.

>>91805315
I was talking about the comics, anon. Merla is way hotter than Allura.

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>>91805315
>ywn stir arousal in Allura by massaging her ears

>>91805315
>implying fuzzies aren't hot
Fuck off.

>>91805047
I fear the fandom reaction.

>>91805315
>>91805341
>Ywn plan the entire enslavement of the galra race with her
Galra's need to be gassed

>>91804883
DAYUUUUM GIRL DEM HIPS

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>>91804221
>>91804276
>>91804883
Why is there no R34 for her

>>91805461
Commission someone

>>91804883
She got him pregnant

What if Merla was the Weblum Galra?

>>91805516
Some people have theorized it.

>>91805516
Makes more sense than Matt.

>>91805516
I'm not completely sold on it but I prefer it over the theory that the Weblum Galra would be Romelle, Lotor or Keith's mom.

Weblum Galra identity:

>Rando
likely

>Lotor
meh

>Romelle
unlikely

>Merla
ok

>Keith's mom
terrible

>Matt
retarded

>>91805685
>Rando
3/10
>Lotor
6/10
>Romelle
5/10
>Merla
7/10
>Keith's mom
1/10
>Matt
-5/10

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>>91805422
That's probably Lotor's ultimate plan to get revenge on his father and win Allura's heart in one fell swoop. And Allura's going to be conflicted as fuck about it.

>>91804182
Too bad her she doesn't have an actual character arc.

>>91803562
What a ride! On one hand, it's a sad story, but on other, both victims and abusers were equally messed up in their heads. We need to find a cure for autism quickly.

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Here's something good you've never seen before.

>>91803767
They're called "kin" and really ought to be euthanized for the greater good.

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>>91804124
He needs to be the Hunky voice of reason, stop playing so safe and actually grow a back bone.

>>91804182
Hardly a weapon, and I'm saying with my waifu being pidge.

>>91805865
That includes about half the entire main cast. Being a Hunk, Lance, or Coran fag must be suffering.

>>91806699
Lance had some struggles with self-esteem. Hunk, yes, I agree. Coran I don't particularly care about since he's not really the main character, he's a comedic sidekick.

I'm bothered because Pidge is the one who has personal struggle laid out to her, she's the one who's really driven to do things instead of just falling into the adventure, but she never does struggle. Keith gets beaten into pulp trying to find his answers, Pidge just browsed some Garla files in her free time.

>>91806752
She had more plot dedicated to her than Lance, but I definitely agree she gets a cakewalk instead of proper trials. She got the second easiest trial in unlocking her lion bond, first being Lance whose lion got freely handed to him.

Then again for Keith, the Mamora stuff was more suited to him as a character. All his life he's had to endure and struggle, so it made sense. Pidge's character trials are different and they just sort of illuminated the issues in S2.

>>91806863
What I think she need is a temptation. Maybe actually run away from Voltron team chasing the clues, get offered to compromise her morals to get the clues, stuff like this.

I started to support Kallura to spite Klancers/Shillurans and for the BTFO shenanigans but now I'm actually starting to like it for real. Help...

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>>91807195
I'm proud of you, anon.

Is Lance a bully in canon?

>>91807284
Yes, he's an ass.

>>91807284
He's teasing people, but he doesn't bully them.

>>91804221
Titmonster representation confirmed

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>>91805924
I'm fine with this. Pidge x ayylmao is sweet.

>>91804221
Lotor confirmed for worst taste for passing up on delicious drow.

>>91807284
Yes. Getting up in Shiro's face when he chose to take Keith on the Marmora mission was middle school shit.

>>91807456
That wasn't bully but more like throwing a tantrum.

>>91807478
Same difference.

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>>91804221
>She will never collar and leash me

>>91807284
He's always sexually harassing Allura but people think it's cute. If I were a chick I would punch Lance in the face.

>>91807284
One day Hunk will get sick of Lance's bullshit and bite back.
If Pidge hasn't already killed Lance first that is.

>>91804947
Shiro/Merla is the exact type of good boy/bad girl dynamic that /co/ creams it's pants over.

>>91807378
What if VLD Merla is flat?

>>91807737
Impossible. Even Slav/Pidge has a greater chance of happening than flat Merla.

>>91807650
I thought tumblr would hate this annoying womanizer type character but he ends up being their favorite. What happened?

>>91807758
I for once, support Pidge being molested by a crazy space caterpillar.

>>91807737
Then the charadesigner is racist against nice tits. There's not one pair yet.

>>91807681
One of the most classic /co/mrade fetishes.

>>91807781
He's a coffee colored twink who's obsessed with stalking Keith to the point that he recognized the back of his freaking head after a whole year of not seeing him. That makes him suddenly desirable.

>>91807673
Hunk's the strongfat kid who's also had sick burns in his back pocket that have been aged to perfection

>>91807781
He's a brown and insecure jerk with a heart of gold just like a tumblr OC. Him being Latino gives him extra popularity.

>>91807673
I want Hunk to get brainwashed again and punch Lance.

>>91807781
This is what confused me too. They usually hate the sleazy ladykiller for his misogynistic attitude but they absolutely adore Lance.

>>91805480
>Start paying child support, Merla!

>>91807866
Because he's not as straightforwardly bad with it as say - Gaston, and is really a good lil' boy under the cover. It took them time to realize that he was seriously flirting at all. Yesterday I also came across a post that said gay Lance is supported by him always flirting with women who are clearly uninterested, even though Allura's the only one uncomfortable so far.

>>91807898
Did they miss when the part where he went gaga after being kissed by the mermaid?

>>91807898
>gay Lance is supported by him always flirting with women who are clearly uninterested
>other people dictate your sexuality now
these damn kids

>>91807898
I thought it was pretty obvious he flirted with Allura (even though she shows no interest in him) because he has a crush on her.

>>91807950
No, he does it to make Keith jealous and when Keith ran away with Allura, he was just worried about Allura making a move on Keith! He's closeted gay or bisexual!

>>91807921
I'm pretty sure they just exclude parts of the canon to maintain their "canon".

>>91807950
Before the Shalluraning they believed he was just a bully getting on her nerves, but wasn't serious about wanting to bone her since she's an adult, hurr.

>>91807970
Bisexual still implies an attraction to women.

>>91807993
>they believed he was just a bully getting on her nerves
Yet they never called Lance "abusive" or "problematic".

>>91808010
Oh, they call Lance bisexual but they get mad anytime he flirts with a girl. It's moronic.

>>91808010
Bisexuality is how they want to explain away his girlcraziness while leaving open the possibility for Klance.

>>91808016
If you read their fanfics, it's always Keith who's being "abusive" or "problematic".

My favorite Klance fic is the one where Lance's assholeish behavior gets Keith killed. It's so self-aware.

The only good Lancefags are the ones that come here.

>>91808048
>My favorite Klance fic is the one where Lance's assholeish behavior gets Keith killed.
kek that one sounds actually fun

>>91807950
A lot of Lancefags only realized Lance actually viewed Allura as a potential love interest after she was confirmed a teen because he was just ~joking around~ with an adult before. Now they're shitting their pants over a possible Keith/Allura/Lance love triangle where Lance loses and feels bad. It's all about prioritizing Lance so this is why they prefer Lance/Allura and bash on Keith/Allura.

>>91808064
Our resident Lancefags are very hit-or-miss.

>>91808068
It's made even better that Keith dying could have been completely avoided if only Lance wasn't literally doing the "lalala I can't hear you~" thing, thus forcing Keith to sacrifice himself for Lance while thinking that Lance actually hated him the entire time. And still died thinking that because Lance was too freaked out to say anything to comfort him before Keith finally went to the great big Space Mall in the sky.

>>91808064
lol no

>>91808103
>>91808112
They seem fairly normal compared to the insane ones from Tumblr.

>>91808129
Tumblr Lancefags make anyone look sane by comparison.

>>91808093
Do you think they would be ok with Lance getting a girlfriend if she was sweet and treated Lance well? Or will they still rage because it's not Keith?

>>91808138
This is true.

>>91808151
Hard to say. They want Lance to be worshipped so some might tolerate her, but it's still ew heteronormative and not hot yaoiz.

>>91808151
All the showrunners need to do is make a girl who acts just like the Lancefags so they can self insert and they will forget all about Klance.

>>91808151
I'm not sure because of "icky heteronormativity" but maybe if they spawned in a Keith-like pretty boy who only talks about Lance, and then made Lance the focus of the show, they might just be pleased.

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Would you a Harpy Pidge?

>>91808093
>Now they're shitting their pants over a possible Keith/Allura/Lance love triangle where Lance loses and feels bad


I wonder what would happen if Pidge got with him afterward. Would she suddenly become problomatic for getting in the way of Klance? Or stay popular because everyone likes to headcanon her as an asexual genderfluid gremlin?

>>91805924

If it means more screentime for that Unilu chick, I'd be up for it.

>>91808184

>yfw Lance's waifu will be pale, and tumblrinas will cry about the relationship being abusive and racist anytime she bullies him

>>91808151
Isn't Klance kind of dying after season 2? Most of them hate keith now and are pushing for some Lance-centric narrative and toss in Hunk and Allura for extra points.

One thing I never got was why Lancelot is okay to ship but Sheith or any Shaladin pair isn't. Lotor is definitely not a teen.

>>91808260
>I wonder what would happen if Pidge got with him afterward.
If they got together after he gets all depressed over Kallura they will blame the writers of just giving him Pidge as consolation prize because the writers don't want to dwelve into Langst and break up Kallura for him. Pance is like getting the second serving for them.

Also, if we get Kallura/Shirelle/Pance they will bitch about heteronormativity and how the writers NEED to pair up every female with a main male character.

>>91808260
Depends. Is it 100% safe?

>>91807284
nah, he's jealous and petty but never goes beyond snipes and the occasional tanty. a genuine bully character wouldn't have such a healthy friendship with the fat kid, and Lance's description of the team in Beta Traz shows pretty plainly how much he admires/respects the rest of the team, including Keith

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>>91808327
Sure if you wear protective gear. Also imagine fucking her wearing pic related.

>>91808315
>Also, if we get Kallura/Shirelle/Pance they will bitch about heteronormativity and how the writers NEED to pair up every female with a main male character.

Coran/Slav will be their LGBBQ+ representation.

>>91808222
This.

>>91808222
A character who goes spastic and foams from the mouth anytime Lance opens his mouth? That'd be really annoying to watch.

>>91808294
He could be if he's chasing after Allura's pussy

>>91808501
God, Lancefags would latch onto her so fast.

If there are any mobagefags in the house, Puzzle and Dragons is doing a VLD collab which is... unexpected

>>91808501
She will make heart eyes at him and stroke his ego. Lancefags will love her for recognizing how great Lance is.

>>91808548
That game is still alive?

>>91808389
Well, she's still kinda cute as a harpy.

just don't give me the thing that sounds similar to harpy[/spoiles]

>>91808597
She'd also tell the others off for being jerks and not appreciating The Lance.

>>91808597
>it's a "the team collectively hallucinates an extra party member" episode

>>91808548
That's been know for literally months, dude.

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>>91809523
I figured, I just don't keep up with the game regularly so it was a cute surprised when I checked

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>>91809848
I'd love to have an episode where the team meet their DotU counterparts. It could be handled similar to how space dandy did it.

>>91809902
*a multiverse episode, I meant

>>91809902
>trap Pidge and reverse trap Pidge hanging out
I greatly desire this

>>91809902
Only if they have their original VAs. Hunk and Lotor is gonna just have to use another guy though.

Pulled the entire crew minus Coran in Puzzles and Dragons. Feels good man

>>91808548
Damn, it's not avaible in my country

Post suffering and physically abused Lance.

The Galra did nothing wrong

>>91811890
Alfor is the real villain.

>>91812022
No villain is truly evil.

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Post more stress lines or tired looking Shiro

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>>91812189
Luca Blight?

>>91811890
I hope we will get a reveal Alteans were also very shitty to Garla. Like maybe Zarkon was Hitler, but Alteans were like Versalles signatories are something.

>>91813200
They're space Rome. Needing constant conquest and expansion to maintain order. Peace Time would probably destroy them

>>91813438
But Zarkon is where it all started, right? I've got the impression he was the first aggressor.

Do we have a release date for season 3 yet?
I'm starting to have withdrawals.

>>91813813
One of the Garla rebels said they hoped expansion would stabilize the Empire. So it could be they gave Zarkpn power to expand and he eventually became a tyrant.

>>91813438
>Fuck, our economy is failing and our population is becoming dissident. What do we do?
>I know, let's take that rich planet over there. Not only will it add funds to our coffers but it will give something for our population to rally around.
>Great idea.
>*one conquest later*
>Ok, well that was a success.
>Crap, our loot was barely able to pay the military and now our population is becoming dissident again
>Well let's keep going and see what happens.

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Needs more fuzzy space chinchilla

>>91814042
we really don't

>>91813858
september

>>91813981
They also go hard on "survival of the fittest" which is almost for sure a justification that developed sometime after the galactic alliance went to shit

>>91813981
>>91813438

Is that what Rome did?

>>91814558
I think that's pretty much what everyone did when facing struggle. Sometimes it works, often it doesn't, because a country in need of short victorious war usually have troubles waging it.

>>91814558
Kinda. Their military became over-inflated and later Emperors needed to keep the military happy by paying them well or risk being overthrown. The only way they could pay for this is by conquest. When they tried peace it really sped up the collapse.

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>>91814042
Sendak is always needed and encouraged. Hopefully this actually rotated.

http://high-warlock-of-yorkshire.tumblr.com/post/157497875984/petition-for-an-unofficial-animated-short-of

Did they ever tweet this to Shada or are they still waiting for like a milestone of 5k notes or something? People are still talking about this retarded petition.

>>91815495
The VAs could do this if they felt up to it, Hisoka's english VA did Call me maybe. But that Dreamworks would go out of their way to animate it is beyond entitled.

I'd be all up for a musical episode, and the actors have already been asked if they were comfortable with it a couple times.

>>91814159
>Implying that Sendak isn't welcome
Fuck outta here, miss me with that bullshit

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>>91816272

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am i overthinking this

>>91816319
>Using 13-year old youtube insults
This is one of the worst anons I've seen lately. And take your (you), now fuck off.

>>91816446
I don't know who the pixelated guy is and what is his significance, but it seems like a fairly normal pose so you probably do.

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>>91816477

>>91814879
Gotta love the Galra bulges.

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>>91804140
Oh gee the gay rep in a cartoon are token lesbians how original and groundbreaking

>>91803022
Level with us mice-anon. Are you an agent of the SCP Foundation and are your posts part of some arcane containment protocol designed to keep a Euclid-tier extradimensional memetic cognitovirus from disintegrating reality? Wink once if yes.

>>91807284
Only to Keith 'cause Keith is a talented dude and makes him feel inadequate.

Holy fuck this thread is slow as hell today. Ms-paint anon here, haven't done this in forever but, any ms-paint requests?

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>>91817999

>>91818889
Did you make that yourself? Noice.

>>91804140
>gonna realize they are gay because of Shiro
Yeah, if they have lame tastes. Even as a kid I found the energetic guys hotter. Meaning Lance.

>>91817869
Where did you get token lesbians from their post?

>>91818956
>Lance
Jesus christ

>>91818956
Is this bait?

>>91818956
HA HA HA HA AHAHAHA

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>>91814042
I agree, here's some big fuzzy OC.

Maybe simple requests, if /co/'s got em?

>>91819150
>Sendak being slightly nervous but it makes him cuter
More tbqh famalam. But, uh, prorok smiling if you could?

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>>91818911

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>>91818984
>>91819008
>>91819064

>>91819265
Just look at that face, it screams 22nd wheel.

>>91819265
I want to slap him.

>>91819265
Lance deserves abuse.

Its OK fans of Lance. His fandom makes up 82℅ of the Voltron fandom. The anons and people who dislike him ain't doing a dent to his reputation. Just go to tumblr for the Lance worshipping but never expect the people outside of The Voltron House to hold him in such a high regard

>>91819480
This, but sexually.

>>91820008
I want him to get raped by a tentacle monster.

>>91820052
He would probably enjoy that.

>>91820052
i'm sure there are thousands of fics of this
>that one fic from 2016 where lance turned into a giant and masturbated as he stepped and squished people

>>91819997
mighty kek if anyone lets light bullying deter them. I'll get my Lancefag on even if he is Captain Nigger of the U.S.S. AIDS

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>>91819211
Sendak is for gentle domination.
Here's your waifu doodle, anon-kun.

>>91819997
Lance a shit.

>>91819150
More sexy speedo Lance if you want. The pose doesn't need to be anything fancy.

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>>91820162
>that little tongue sticking out
Thank you draw anon, he is beautiful

>>91805315
>Allura with short hair
I wasn't ready for this

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How many rapes has he attempted/committed? I'm thinking three, with at least one being successful.

>>91821604
He attempted once on Allura, instead she locked him in the castle "dungeon" room for a week until he learned why she was not to be trifled with.

>>91821604
He only rapes because he can't get laid otherwise.

>>91821604
He only rapes Keithkins. But once he has eyes on one, he's always succesful.

>>91821604
I want Lance to rape Keith.

How far does he get before Keith figures out what he's doing and promptly throws him out the ship?

>>91821604
He doesn't see them as rapes. They were just playing hard to get.

>>91821665
this doesn't address the question of how many times Lance has attempted to overpower someone sexually, or roofied a girl even after Hunk caught him that one time and made him promise not to do it again

>>91821765
>Keith wakes up one night with Lance's hand up his ass.

>>91819150
Sendak shoving his face in Eyebrows tiddies and smiling.

https://sheither.tumblr.com/post/159946962254/yall-mod-keith-got-kicked-out-of-school-i-have

Back in my day, we didn't brag about being kicked out of school because we didn't show up to class for over 2 weeks and then compared ourselves to a cartoon character. (How many of these fags do you think sponge off of mommy and daddy's money?)

>>91821765
If Keith spent any amount of time in an orphanage while he was little he probably thinks it's normal and just lets him, then never brings it up

>>91821935
>Hmm my life is depressing
>I know, better talk about it proudly!
This is sad

>>91821935
>How many of these fags do you think sponge off of mommy and daddy's money?
All of them since they're between the ages 13 and 16.

>>91821970
Lance realizes he's hit the jackpot. No complaining, no consequences, and Keith looks enough like a cute athletic girl from behind.

Keith's nightmare begins.

>>91821935
>this is an anti blog and is very discourse heavy!! if you follow for normal voltron stuff like we reblog sometimes and discourse makes you uncomfortable please feel free to unfollow!

>anti shaladin/kallura/lancelot

obviously they got kicked out for being completely awful

I want to see Allura twerk!

I WANT TO SEE ALLURA TWERK!

>>91822091
She has no ass.

>>91822121
For some reason that makes it better in its own way

>>91821935
You know, a while back some ad people did a study and apparently Tumblr users were found to have the highest household income out of all social media platforms by a lot. Little digging showed it was all upper middle class kids still living at home.

>>91816446
It's not a very advanced pose to draw and animate, so you may be overthinking it a bit, yeah.

>>91822162
Most SJW types are upper/middle class too, which is no shock. Blue collar and outright dirt poor people usually don't have the time for bullshit rhetoric and oppression olympics. They don't scream about marginalization, because they deal with it in our society every fucking day, and no one would listen even if they did say anything. They're too busy living and surviving to scream about stupid problems.

To put it even more cynically, upper/middle class kids love to prattle on about diversity, because they get to live in rich, generally homogenized neighborhoods, and never see the negative effects of that "diversity" in action.

>>91822162
Heh, I mean, you can pretty much guess it just by the "problems" they're having.

I follow a couple manga-fantranslators (bless them for their work) and from personal posts it seems they're all young adults still living in their family homes. They react to any new content for the series almost immedietly.

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It annoys the hell out of me, that I actually really like this show and every single character in it, and it's fucking embarrasing that I still chuckle at the fact that Hunk worked in a diner called Vrepit Sal's.

>>91822350
>Lemme just rant about capitalism on my smartphone, drinking my cafe drinks, listening to music I paid for
The song 'common people' comes to mind.

>>91822419
I want Vrepit Sal to put his arms around Hunk and Hunk to put Vrepit Sal's nice dinner into his mouth

>>91822350
>To put it even more cynically, upper/middle class kids love to prattle on about diversity, because they get to live in rich, generally homogenized neighborhoods, and never see the negative effects of that "diversity" in action.
hell, they don't see the actual "benefits" of it either, or really connect with anyone of any background outside of their sheltered income bracket.

all their issues are fake and you can see it reflected in the content they create and proudly display, where conflict either doesn't exist or is overdramatic and completely bogus

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>>91802689
that picture just makes me think of pic related

>>91822478
>I love living with all of the advantages of America's very flawed corporatist society, yet I'm gonna bitch about capitalism while not understanding anything about it
>communism is great though! Who cares about all of those dead people?

SJW logic.
>>91822580
By nice dunner you mean his dick, right?

>>91822687
Please don't insult Lance.

>>91822419
Let's be honest, Vrepit Sal's is a pretty high tier in-universe joke

>>91822732
Dead people are fantastic though. For example Pidge, shortly before Matt replaces her on the team next season.

>>91822732
No, I meant the dinner that Vrepit Sal cooked for him. But they're definitely gonna cuddle after the eating, because Hunk seems like he's more of a cuddle guy.
Btw can this be considered part of the galralore?

>>91822866
this is purified AIDS

>>91822732
They love communism and socialism because they don't realize they'd be giving up a lot of their consumer power if those ever actually came around (or they think of themselves as poor because they're comparing themselves to people in the next income bracket up)

>>91822866
Why are you pawning worst boy off on best boy? Shiro deserves better.

>>91822862
Sure, we can incorporate Vrepit Sal into Galralore. Does Hunk cuddle iwth both Shay and Vrepit Sal in Galralore, or are he and Sal monogamous?

I like both ships, so I am okay with polyshit.

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>>91821935
God, this is a new level of cringe

>>91822419
Vrepit Sal is great but sadly, his existence shows us what the state of Galra cuisine is like & kills the possibility of a chain of fast food restaurants named after Zarkon.

>>91821935
I can understand being anti Shaladin for "pedophilia" or anti Lancelot for "abuse" but why are they anti Kallura?

>>91822971
Hunk prefers Vrepit Sal, because of the fur. It keeps him warm when he's being held by the galra. Shay took the breakup a little bad, but she found a new guy, so no worries.

>>91823087
Adult-coded.

>>91823087
Inter-species relationship is one

>>91823087
Possible reasons:

-too heteronormative (they stopped going to school for 2 weeks because their school was too white & too straight according to them)

-Keith is Galra & therefore an oppressor, making the ship racist

-Allura is anti-Galra & therefore racist

>>91823087
Because it gets in they way of Klance. Notice how they aren't anti-Shallura despite it also counting as "pedophilia"?

>>91823146
>they stopped going to school for 2 weeks because their school was too white & too straight according to them
Will they opt out of Earth when it's too straight for them?

>>91823189
One can only hope.
>>91823212
Lotor, stop raiding Keith's closet.

>>91822921
>They love communism and socialism because they don't realize they'd be giving up a lot of their consumer power if those ever actually came around
That's a good goy, there's definitely no reason to rock the boat. Those 1%er statistics are a total fabrication after all :^)

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>>91823189
>Too white and too straight
Oh no, other people exist around this poor person! Let me play them a sad song on a world's smallest violin.

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Just dropping out stuff

>>91823176
Yeah, I was confused why they weren't anti Shallura but then I remembered Shallura is the most hypocritical pairing of the fandom.

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rip this thread

>>91823262
I grew up with Scandinavian socialism. While I think it's a better system, most Americans wouldn't be able to handle it, and you guys don't even have a sovereign wealth fund to take the edge off.

>>91823338
What did he mean by this?

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>>91823374
An earnest prayer to our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ

>>91823374
They're probably sensitive to the tumblr discussions. Or Galra stuff.

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>>91823374

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No Shallura, just mousewashing

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>>91823417
>Shiro eventually became a born again to atone for his slut ways and the way he left Svendak.
>He still; doesn't atone for it properly by apologizing directly to Svendak

To be fair, Eyebrows would get the shotgun and unload into Shiro's gut if he tried.

>>91823622
Shiro joined the denomination that Eyebrows' family belongs to.

>>91823622
What is Shiro like in church? Does he play the music or is he an altar boy?

>>91823513
Galra Allura is cute, CUTE

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>>91823780

>>91823622
Space Dad Shiro a shit, but Padre Shiro an acceptable.

>>91823741
He's the lay youth minister.

>>91823709
That's just all the more reason Sendak and Eyebrows don't want him around. Sendak doesn't like evangelicals, and Eyebrows had to grow up around it.

Whenever Sadak calls to be bailed out eventually, Sendak asks "What the hell did you ever see in that guy?"
>>91823741
What if he's a deacon. He's there early to service, helps them close, goes to church multiple times a week and helps out, etc.

Eventually, he tries to convert the Shlavlings too.

>>91807781
Jeremy Shada

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>>91822866
5 thousand hours in paint

>>91823856
One of the Shlavlings takes religious studies very seriously, they go on a spiritual journey and eventually ascends into godhood. They übermensch Shlavling.

>>91823856
So Eyebrows parents are homophobic? I assume the grandparents we've mentioned before have been Sendak's parents then.

>>91824341
Is this best Shlavling #13? The one Shiro birthed?

>>91824379
Galra can't be homophobic if they all have dickpussies. Galra fundies are different.

>>91824382
Yes, the one who has the super intelligence and hot body without all the emotional problems.

>>91824441
Ah, so Eyebrow's parents are the type of religious people that are don't condone anything because everything fun is sinful.

>>91824341
He becomes a sort of space Hindu type god, with his many arms and enlightenment.
>>91824379
Nah Eyebrows parents are okay. It's his grandparents who are evangelicals. Eyebrows had to put up with it during family get togethers and when visiting them.

Sendak comes from an atheist family.

>>91824472
Shiro is confirmed gay. Lance is confirmed trannyshit.

>>91824341
If Shlav was able to conceive a god then they are obviously best pairing.

>>91824487
>>91824495
Ok, then disregard me saying his parents acted like that, his grandparents were the unbearable ones.

>>91824495
If you go back to the beginning, Eyebrows was actually raised by his grandparents. His family lives in one of the outer colonies, where his grandpa has an evangelical radio show. His parents died when they were making a regular visit to the Hub. That's why his grandparents were worried when he moved out to the Hub himself.

>>91824564
How did his parents die? Ship accident?

>>91824606
Got it in one. It happened when he was young.

>>91824472
>Lance not with "race" but Keith is
>hmmmm
Confirmed for jap texan

>>91824638
He's Galran though. That also counts as race.

>>91824674
Galran-American. Does the Galra Empire allow dual citizenship?

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>Be me
>Looking for fanart of second best husbando
>Google don't fail me now
>Looking through images
>See this
Why do people draw self-insert

>>91824638
Hunk said a lot of racist crap to Keith like "how Galra are you?" and "do all Galra know each other?"
Allura was interested in Pidge being a girl.
Next we're gonna get Lance asking Shiro for romantic advice and Shiro will tell Lance he liked a guy.

>>91824744
LAUREN??

>>91824738
cause they're not into fujoing

also delete this

>>91824738
kek. to be fair it portrays the creator more faithfully than these OCs usually do, they did not try to make themselves flattering at all.

>>91824693
Only for races that pledge loyalty to the emperor. Anyone who doesn't is as good as dead in the eyes of Zarkon. Earth pledged loyalty though, considering Shiro's human status being normal among galra society.

>>91824772
No!

>>91824744
Confirmed.

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Fandom's getting out of hand

>>91824773
Make me

>>91824738
I can't even be bothered to cringe at this. These people just do their own thing in my experience and don't bother people. Shitlluras and Klancers are far more cringy.

>>91824837
This is obviously the japanese version of V:LD. Where did you find this leak anon?

>>91824744
>Shiro will tell Lance he liked a guy
It would be great if he just went into a normal "when I was your age" story about a crush he had, but he just says "he" in the middle of the story referring to his crush. Like, no fanfare, no "reveal," Lance isn't even surprised.

>>91824860
I guess that's fair, but it's just so..jarring to see it when I look it up.

>>91824837
>Those disgusting landwhale fujos told me to git gud if I want art of the characters I like, so I did!

>>91824837
The shows managed to get a Hentai artist. We need them for R18 Kallura pics and doujins.

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>>91824738
You can't make them 3d, but you can always make yourself 2D.

>>91824923
Allura's thunderthighs would destroy Keith.

>>91823403
Sauce?

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Sadpants.

>>91825060
I don't know how these two are not gonna end up together.

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>>91825088
It's too obvious.

>>91824946
There are so many things wrong with this image, not just because of the weird oc inserts, but more along the lines of their weird body shapes.

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>>91825142
Could be worse.

>>91825172
DELETE THIS

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>>91824946
DELET THIS

>>91825119
Pidge can tame the Flirt.

>>91825172
How did Keith get all bloody?

Who's the silhouette in the doorway?

Who's the guy on the right?

>>91824744
I hope Shiro is a sticky rice just so all the swirlers get BTFO.

>>91825088
>he thinks this new woke Voltron is going to tie both main female characters up in romantic plotlines.

>>91825308
B-but muh interracial relationships!

>>91825284
Iirc his there was a cut on his head from the fight

Shiro

OC' OC best friend

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Lets trigger the thread