>make a thread about living for protecting the inocent. >make

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foolish samuraiposter

NOW YOU TRULY KNOW WHAT IT IS TO BE

A FWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLL

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YOU'RE DISGUSTING

>>91802196
>Bad mouthing Aku, the man who literally created the sky and stars

Foolish Samurai.

>>91802196
Not gonna lie, former Samurai Jack supporter here. This is fucking hilarious watching Jack crash and burn. But in all seriousness we can't let this guy get back to the past.

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>>91802358
>Foolish Samurai.

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>>91802451

Anyone heard of the shit people that went to see Aku?

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>>91802196

>>91802196
Foolish Samuraiposter.
Is it true that he commited Sudoku?

>>91802230
I'm so sick of you akufags thinking your evil is law

>>91802451
fucking kek

>>91802196
Dont worry. Sooner or later. Aku will be cut down.

>>91802196
Of course they won't care, it's been like what 45? 47? 50 years since Jack promised to go back to the past? I remember when I was a young kid we used to tell stories about the Samurai defeating Aku, but now most of us died or we are old enough to know better, Jack is truly a porridge-eating bastard who doesn't care about anything, Aku was right all along. I want to die.

>>91802196
>autist proceeds to jackposting because frogposting is too mainstream for him
I fucking hate you tools

>>91802900
Yes, the vermin ruined his nice carpet. They should thank him for not exterminating them on the spot

jidf shills should die

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>>91802900
Fucking refugee mudslimes.

>>91802900
I heard Aku wasn't taking their shit.

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>>91803541
>100 yen has been deposited into your basket hat

>>91803332
You have to go back
>>>/past/

Anyone know what happened to Scarmoushe? He was Aku's number one bounty hunter, but he just kinda dissappeared. I mean, I like the other bounty hunters, but Scaramoushe was my favorite. Do you think he disrespected our lord?

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Don't worry, I heard this rumour that there's a team of top assassins trained from birth to kill Samurai Jack. Surely he can't defeat all seven of them at once!

>>91804764
>The scat bot was my favorite
Shit taste.

>>91804784
Yea, everyone knows that Da Bomb is where it's at now. He'll be Aku's number one assassin in no time.

>>91804784
>liking boom boom
>thinking I have shit taste
akek

>>91804764
t. Scaramouche

>>91805477
Not an argument, babe.

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>>91802196

>>91802196
Akunet was a mistake

>>91802196
That samurai is loco kookoo now babe

I hear he doesn't even have his magic sword

>>91802196
Aku? Never heard of him. We did have to fight off a neverending army of robots though made by a evil AI, but then again we live in the ridges so we're disconnected from the world. Don't mess with us though, even though we only have 300 warriors we'll still kick your ass.

>>91802451
Beetle drone shill detected

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shhhhh
you just don't understand, samurai
aku's evil is our strength

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>>91808098
AKU YESSSSSSSSS

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>>91807975
No.....sword!?

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>>91808357
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm...

...then it is time.

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>>91808393
TO DIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

SAAAAAAAAMUUUUURAIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!

>>91808098
please stop

>>91807891
Aku will make Akunime real

let me just unleash an unspeakable amount of truth on you foolish posters I think he lost his sword

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>>91808098
It's like a bad joke that won't stop

talking penis

PAJAMA WEARIN'

>>91808098
Oh... oh bill, what happened to you, man...

>there are people on this board RIGHT NOW that appose aku's will.

>>91808579
A better joke would've been if he said "wow that guy's a real dickhead"

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>>91802451

>>91802196
If Aku is so powerful why he hasnt slain the Samurai yet?

>>91808945
Muh sword

>>91808945
He's to busy making the world a better place to deal with the Samurai.

>>91808945
desu marai will kill himself anyway. why waste effort where its not needed

>>91809103
Nah, it's all part of Aku's plan. You see the samurai has been alive since my father was my age, even if he has the means to kill our lord, he doesn;t have the skill or the strength. No matter the corruptionhe spreads he can never undo the greatness that is Aku.

Aku is simply toying with him, forcing him to wander fruitlessly "saving" towns and cities who shunned our master's greatness. It's the ultimate hell.

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>>91808098
>Look this shit up
>Related vids

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=46h-LfNWPn8&t=0s


>mfw

This is true horror.

>>91809090
>world a better place
>Aku
I feel bad for you beatle shills

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Hey, /aku/, first time bounty hunter here. How do you usually try to kill the samuraifags? What gear do you use? Are there any caveats? I don't want to end up like this guy.

>>91809173
>this cuckening
I bet the Samurai did this.

>>91809192
Have you tried being LARGE andEXTRA THICC? If not you might as well go home, or throw yourself at him anyway and maybe get lucky with a dagger to the stomach or something.

It's always entertaining when we get jack story threads. Sometimes you get some crossover in /fit/'s fps threads and those are the best.

>world has ever known AKU
>suddenly bizarre man in a dress appears
>screeches about how Aku is wrong
>fights the Akutriarchy


Fucking Samurai Justice Warriors

>>91809286
>suddenly
>forgetting the MOST WANTED MAN on the planet
How do you not rememrb the Scottsman? Before Jack ever showed up the Scott and his band of shitters were destroying the place. Don't act like this is a new thing, Aku breaks them all eventually but it's not like sjws were new to the scene. I'm glad the Scott and his retards were wiped out though, bout time, wasn't he like 100 at this point?

>Jacks finds the sword
>at the same time the robot informs aku jack has no sword
>aku flies across the world at break neck speeds to smite the fool
>aku finds jack with sword
>series ends


POETRY

>>91809247
I tried asking around on /o/ and /k/ in hopes of maybe finding the right weapon or just run him over, but even there people say not to bother, since he's gonna break this shit with a few slices.
I kinda belive that. My friend is a beetle drone, and he pisses himself with oil every night just after seeing the chink. I don't fucking know how he does it, BDs aren't even supposed to take leaks.

I'm glad that lunatic scotsman terrorist was finally stopped by aku
Now I can feel safe again at home

>>91808098
w-what?

>>91809449
His daughters are apparently still around. theyre pretty cute though, im conflicted. on the one hand they're terrorists but on the other i wanna fug em

>>91809634
Get a job at one of the penal facilities, maybe one will end up there

>>91809634
Death by Snu snu is always an option

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>>91802196
>Aku
>Get the electrogloves

>>91802196

This post is pretty meta and I appreciate that.

>>91802196
SamuraIDF pls go and stay go

>be me
>6 ft EXTRA THICC robot, bounty hunter
>pretty good at my job, killing schmuks who oppose Aku's beauty
>one day at a bar
>some fucker takes me on a bet
>to catch the fucking SJ
>he must be nuts
>puts money on the table
>take money, bolt
>get to samurai, the fucker just stands
>get nervous, wires start to spill out of my pockets
>decide to say some shit to intimidate him
>"f-foo..."
>he looks up
>hear a sudden "WHACHA" playing in the distance
>instantly fall over, wires spilling all over the floor from my pockets
>put down by a fucking death stare
does /aku/ have any shameful stories regarding Samurai Justice Warriors?

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>>91802196
>>91802196
>>gets called ''foolish samurai!''
that shit triggers me to no end!

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>>91802196
Gachimuchi Jack when?

>>91802358
>He thinks Aku created the sky and stars

I bet you also think he's the "Master of Masters".

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The Daughters of Aku are CUTE!
CUTE!

I want them to call me scum and a fool!

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Why doesn't Aku just rape the samurai?

>>91814514
He's tried that like twice

>>91809173
adventure time went this bad?

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>No one bats and eye to the Scottish clans
Can't y'all see they're the ones behind all this!?

>>91814036
Duh, he's also the Shogun of Sorrow

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>>91809173
Clapping is one thing but audience members wooing always pisses me off.

the fact they did this to that cartoon though, jesus christ

>>91811079
>be me
>own small army of robots with missle launchers arms and gattling gun penises
>get a call from out glorious lord and master Aku
>shitting pants
>aku tells me to kill the Foolish Samurai
>tells me that he will pay me infinity Akubucks
>I accept
>i march with my army to some bumfuck field in the middle of nowhere
>see something in the distance, just sitting there
>it's the samurai
>"CHAAAAAAARGE"
>army instantly gets decimated by the foolish samurai warrior
>i'm the only one left
>"f-foolish samu-"
>samurai cuts my fucking head off
>can now type with only my nose
I fucking hate the foolish Samurai. One day Aku will save us.

>>91814667
And the Deliverer of Darkness

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samurai jack is my favorite series of all time

it just hits so many spots for me

i was a huge dexters fan and i would secretly watch power puff girls with my sister

How are you people getting all these high res shots of Jack and the Master? Are you spies or something?

>>91815049
You'd be amazed at what you can do when you aren't a Beetle Drone.

>>91815085
Fuck off you double jack I'm reporting you to the mods. Enjoy getting black bagged fuckface.

>>91815141
>beetle drones are this sensitive
Just face it, you're nothing compared to Our Master's REAL warriors.

>>91804779
I heard they're naked!

>>91804728
underrated

>>91802358
Aku didn't create the Stars, everyone know it was the sun and moon who did

>>91814628
>WAKE UP SHEEPLE MUH CELTIC RUNES ARE BEHIND IT ALL
Fuck off back to /x/. I bet you think Aku didn't really create this world, too, you fucking nutjob.

>>91808098
>Beautiful piece

I'm dead.
I am living in a cartoon

>>91815788
Which he also created, are you fucking retarded?

>>91815811
You fucks are the reason why so many human villages are being stomp into the ground. Let in all those space immigrants who are mostly CRIMINAL, into are homes and fields.


I bet you oil beetle drones to you sick fuck.

>be me
>hear all the stories from my friends about how they met the samurai and lived
>want to try and have a piece with him but too much of a wimp
>malaise.jpg

how

>>91815997
>thinking our lord and master would let filthy criminals in
>not understanding the many plights of foreign worlds
>shitting this hard on immagrants
fucks sake anon, not everyone who wasn't born in your dirt paddy is a terrorist immagrant. Even if they WERE the beetleborgs keep us safe, if your shithole of a third world village got destroyed it's because you brought it on yourself by defying Aku's will. Maybe your skirt wearing saviour will come and teach you some karate moves to keep the big bad immigrants away? KEK

>>91804728
>>91803332
>>91802230
>>91802196

this whole interaction is gold

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>>91816152
>Muh beetleborgs will keep me safe mommy!
FaCenter it you delusional fag, Aku and his minions will off anyone for Keks. If we're soooo safe by those bots, explain that city filled with blue dogs? Or fucking Scaramouch.

I'm glad The Samurai offed him like the scrap he is.

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>there are people itt that support Jack
could you be more of a cuck?

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>>91816777
>implying dog sluts weren't destroyed for being sluts
top akek

>Be me
>Faithful Aku supporter and Foolish Samurai assassination robot
>Be denied entry to a boat because the Samurai cut my head off
>Try to get on by different means
>Denied entry with dog because dogs aren't allowed on boat
>Have to make deal with a talking penis to get on board
>Try to make a phone call to my main man, Aku
>Other boat patrons being too loud
>Politely ask that they quiet down a little bit, babe
>They're all a bunch of fucking dogs
>I wasn't allowed on the boat, but they were
>Probably a bunch of Samurai supporters
>They get pissed at me and kick me off the boat and I don't get to finish my call

Is this the world you want, Samurai cucks? A world where hard working robotic assassins are discriminated against? This is why we need Aku, babe. This kind of thing wouldn't happen on his watch.

So like, I'd heard Jack used a sword but I actually got lucky enough to see him in action not too long ago. But he was using a gun, and a motorcycle, then he shreiked like an autist and ran off, does he always do that? Any assassins, bots, or people saved by him comment oon this?

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>>91808098
>>91809173

>>91816894
>Implying that's a bad thing
Shit anon, ya may be a Aku fag but ya really missing out buddy.

>>91817644
My dad tells when he was in a bar The Samurai cane in to escape the rain. Then some guy who was also a samurai wanted to fight Jack. Long story short, he ended up beating the other Samural with just a bamboo stick. It's also rumored that Jack is really a time traveler too.

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So Skull Knight was just some rando who had a hard-on for watching rugged baras commit sudoku? That's kind of a let down.

>>91808098
>>91809173
why is it so difficult for members of our dipshit species to just live and let live? I don't give a shit if a guy or gal wants one partner or several. If you want a big ol' orgy go for it! But stop trying to force everyone to join the orgy. Maybe they want one person to fuck many times instead of many persons to fuck one time. But both sides have this constant hate boner for the other. God damn it just chill bros and brosettes. chill. just chill dog, like chill man

>>91818099
they should have shortened the scaramouch plot and have the fight against the horseman longer. And he was far less creepy floating in the air than when he was on his horse, so he should have fought with his horse.

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Holy shit. My mom came into my room to bring me a plate of chicken nuggets and I literally screamed at her and hit the plate of chicken nuggets out of her hand. She started yelling and swearing at me and I slammed the door on her. I'm so distressed right now I don't know what to do. I didn't mean to do that to my mom but I'm literally in shock from the results tonight. I feel like I'm going to explode. Why the fucking fuck is he alive? This can't be happening. I'm having a fucking breakdown. I don't want to believe the world is so corrupt. I want a future to believe in. I want Aku to do his job and kilI the samuari. I cannot fucking deal with this right now. It wasn't supposed to be like this, I thought he was gonna commit sudoku???? This is so fucked.

>>91818087
So he's like Jackie Chan? Can he just use anything as a weapon? Are they related? I refuse to believe he's the son of Bruce Lee, that's even less believable than the time traveler thing.

>>91808098
Bill NOOOO

Hey does anyone know how I can get in contact with Aku?
I just saw the samurai in a graveyard with some leaf girl and
He didn't have his magic sword
I need to tell aku right?

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proof aku is evil:

in sj timeline there is no Karl

case closed

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>>91818235
It' become pretty clear over the last few decades that Earth has been infested by thoroughly malicious, revolted, bigoted people. Tonight, Aku's Kingdom handed them victory. I have absolutely no interest in continuing to be a part of this society. Samurai has willingly harboured and enabled a political hate-group that has spouted constant racist, xenophobic, transphobic and homophobic bigotry about hope and recovery of humanity along with engaging in shouting and attacks on those they disagree with. Aku did nothing about it, carring only about his own traffic and power. For what little traffic and power we bring this planet, I'd rather not give it another coin by being involved in and contributing in any way to its continued existence.

>>91818332
What are you talking about? Ricky Jervais is sponsored by Aku. We only watch the show to see how he can be made to suffer.
>>91818321
Just hit the report function, mark it as illegal content and hit send. 4Chan is required BY LAW to report all illegal content to Aku.

>>91818024
Weren't they genocided for not being big enough sluts? If I was a hot doggo, I would've taken it. For a lord of darkness his healthcare plans are actually pretty fucking great. You don't get full dental coverage whoring yourself on any old corner.

>>91818321
if he doesn't have his magic sword then he's obviously not THE samurai dumbass he's just some random guy in a dress

>>91818240
I wouldn't say he's Jackie Chan or anything, it's like he has fighting styles that are fron another time. I'm telling you man he's a time traveler, he says he knows a world without Aku, a better world.

GAS THE WOOLIES
RACE WAR NOW

>>91818710
I'm not sure, it'd be a dumb reason if they were. Might of been sluts but they were top quality sults, not just anyou dick can get wet by them. Can't argue with that health care plan too, I'd be okay with him if taxes weren't so damn high and ya know. Slaughtering the people, destroying large lands of nature, and building cities specificly for evil.

>>91814457
she's naked

She's blushing because they're touching her

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>in the forest
>see this
what do?

>>91819089
walk away

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>>91814614
twice? i remember only one episode with aku woman human form

>>91819089
IMPREGNATE

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Just sent my seven daughters out to kill the Samurai. I'm soooo~~~~ proud of them!

>>91819116
I really don't get what Aku keeps authorizing these tv shows and comics where he explicitly wants to fuck the samurai. Is he fucking with us or what?

>>91818099
I wish they had more interaction between just him and Jack, specifically the Horseman leading Jack into committing suicide.
Something like bringing Jack to the graveyard, handing him the ceremonial knife, "You know what you must do", would really have brought some more tension, plus more payoff since the Horseman had been trying to make Jack kill himself this entire time, and I feel like we only see the the tail end of the resolution to that when Ashi walks in on it.

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>>91819180
he tries to fuck with samurai that for sure

>>91804784
Kek, I bet you like Gental Jim.

Shit taste indeed.

>>91809173
Foolish SJS

>>91819089
report her

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>>91815049
>He doesn't have Aku on Skype

>>91816777
Good, there's a little less barking in the world. The only good dog is a dog that doesn't make noise.

>>91809173
>Bill Nye is this much of a cuck

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>>91815049
>not being one of Aku's top assassins

>>91809173
>Mint Chocolate Chip
>Good

Literally one of the worst flavors

>>91816777
They're kind of cute.

>>91816894
wtf I hate Aku now

>>91818614
>4Chan is required BY LAW to report all illegal content to Aku
No wonder he's depressed

>>91808404
Wait what about that Pizza? I made it extra THICC

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>>91818533
I could have replied to nearly half the posts in this thread, but I decided to reply to yours. Not because there was anything special about it but because you so simply said what all the Jack supporters believe.

Let me now explain why it will now happen.

Those of us who are #NeverJack know in our heart that Jack is the end of our world. It is that simple.

His winning redefines the world as disgusting, impure, "peace" that seeks to solve problems the same way the world tried 50 years ago with catistrophic results.

We are followers of history, we consider, think and discuss ideas. For a 100 reasons we cannot ... no WILL NOT support for Jack

In the years to come, the questions will come up, where were you? Did no one see it coming? Now you know... yes we did.

>>91818743
This.

You wouldn't fucking believe how many random people with some resemblance to the Samurai have been getting reported recently. They never even have a sword, always either unarmed or carrying guns. Can you fucking believe how fucking stupid some people are to think Samurai "muh past" Jack would rely on modern technology?

I get that that's not the case with you >>91818321, but all the same please that was not the Samurai and the lack of a sword should have been a dead giveaway. Please don't send false reports. That doesn't help anyone.

>>91820171
>4Chan is required BY LAW
>Aku's evil is law
>Aku's evil is a burden on himself
Poor guy. Gotta appreciate all he does for us.

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Ashes to Ashi, funk to funky, we know Jack will touch her junkie

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>>91820256
>this is what akufags actually believe

>>91802196
Fuck all these Celticphobic assholes in the comments, Celtic magic is a religion of peace

The Scotsman tribe make up a minority of practicing Pagans, 99% of us just want to live in peace, its only a minority of Scottish Pagan radicals who oppose Aku

>>91820510
underrated

>>91820674
Go eat your haggis Angus.

>>91817040
Maybe you should go back to being a opensource slut and let the REAL assassins do their jobs

>>91820674
>Celtic magic is a religion of peace
>90% of the tuatha de danaan are violent assholes with bodycounts in the thousands

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>>91802451

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>>91824189
>hating on based Celtbros
Kill your friends, kid

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>be me
>not a 7 foot tall bounty hunter
>no special training
>not even Extra T H I C C
>just a NEET wizard out for a walk getting his first glimpse of artificial sunlight in months
>bump into the foolish samurai
>physical contact triggers me
>turn him into a chicken
>only turn him back because his new sugar daddy bumped into me days later

I managed to fuck up the foolish samurai with just a wave of my fingers. You Samuraifags are pathetic but you Akufags are worse. If Aku really was the all-powerful shapeshifting master of darkness I see plastered on propaganda, then he could take out the Samurai with no problem, yet he keeps getting his shit kicked in. It amazes me how you faggots still follow that oversized pube when it's clear he doesn't know what the fuck he's doing.

Pic related. Me before I fucked the foolish samurai's shit up

>>91814036
>Implying he isn't

Kek, enjoy that assasin that's coming for you.

>>91825858
>Neet think we'll believe he took down the Samurai

Bullshit, pics or gtfo

>>91802451
wtf i'm an akumissile now

>>91825858
Enjoy the Gulag mate, you can't just make bold claims likethat and expect Aku not to find out. Say hello to the Scotts for us traitor.

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>>91827328
Try harder, faggot. Here's a pic I took of the Samurai after I turned him into a chicken. The eyes are a dead giveaway

>>91828373
>Posts a regular picture of the Samurai
>Claims it's the Samurai turned into a chicken
>Is a wizard and can't even whip up a convincing fake

>>91816102
Start small. Beat up punks who write shit like "VIVA LA SAMURAI" and dance on those gay raves. Ask on /k/, they'll tell you what to choose if you're a pussy. And hey, if you survive you can pick up alien qts saying you took on sj
>>91825858
Keep your fantasies to yourself, shut-in weeb

>>91829062
>pick up alien qts saying you took on sj
Look man, if you take this job for the women you're gonna be dissapointed. Besides no one but the dumbest of retards will believe you took on samurai jack and lived.

>>91802451
fuck I hate /pol/ shit but I'm dying here

>>91818533
You think Aku wants to die? I mean, being alive this long has it's hangups.

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Hey, just passing by the ol'abandoned ruins, and found this... Anyone know who it is? What do I do?

>>91829745
man, she's completely naked

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>only 4 episodes remaining
>Jack is now a side-character in his own show

>>91829777
Dem trips don't lie.

>>91829777
She was like that when I found her! I swear...

>>91829745
She's cute, is she still fresh?

>>91829795
Jack was always a minor character in Aku's world.

One day Gentle Jim will be recognized as Aku's top assassin. Scaramoush is only good for giving head now, how can he be above Jim?

>>91829162
What are you talking about? Everyone who takes on the Samurai lives. He's never killed a human.

>>91828373

I don't know man, it could be just a chicken that has seen too many things

>>91829821
I believe unless you're one of those filthy ash people who coated her body.

>>91830018
Wait, there's PEOPLE on this forum? I thought we were mostly degenerate robots?

>>91829795
>he thinks we aren't getting a s6
foolish samurai

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>>91830265
>it takes 13 years to be made AGAIN

>>91830018
Go back to Jakkit, fleshy kind has no place here

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>>91815217
yeah

>>91829745
Was she still warm?

>>91829777
Tar suit its still a suit.

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>>91802451

>Give me the portal-gates, Jack. You've failed your duty.

>>91830410
>Tar suit its still a suit.
How about TARa Strong?

>>91830410
>>91829833

No, and i'm not sure wh-, by great lord Aku, you anons are sick. I hope Aku is watching this thread right now to see why we need his guidance again. Sick, Samurai supporters.

>>91830281
>Phil LaMarr dies of throat cancer and they have to find a replacement

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>>91830596
D-don't say things like that, Anon

>>91809173
>Don't leave Vanilla alone to believe what he wants and let everyone do their own thing
>Force him to go against his god and commit ice cream degeneracy

What did they mean by this.

>>91809405
>delusional samuraifags believe this

>>91830795
>Phil LaMarr gets sent to a farm upstate where he has space to run around so they have to find a replacement

>>91830924
Aku's just giving them what they want, they'll never get it, but they get to pretend. Aku is a really gracious guy.

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Anyone knows where I can find a copy? I've been scowering AkuBay for god knows how long to find a pristine disc, but it gets snatched away in a heartbeat.
They just don't make beats like they've used to now.

>>91802196
They've lost their pupose

>>91819089
Put the flames of aku deep inside her.

>>91832955
Man, Aku looks different in person. Was this for the grammys?

>>91814036
>Gets outskilled and outsmarted by the samurai at every single encounter
>Master

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>>91802451

>>91834443
>unironically trusting (((pro samurai))) media

>>91834443
>thinking Aku would lose to a man in a dress
>thinking Aku isn't just fucking with him
>the thing he is known to do
Come on, I could see if you might have thought the Scottsman in his prime MIGHT give Aku a good fight, but Jack? No, if this were true Aku would've been long dead.

>>91834592
>Lost in a fistfight despite Jack not having a sword and still using advantages
>Lost despite having the armor of Chronos
>Could not even find the gem of power and had to become a woman and offer heraelf like a whore to the Samurai for it
Aku is a BIG BABY

>>91808098
Enjoying that slippery slope, gents?

>tfw spend years dedicated to making Aku figures and portraits
>finally invited to have an audience with the great one himself
>walk into the fabled hall with my best Aku portrait
>he materialises in front of me
>I'm in complete shock, the great one is looking directly at me
>tells me to toss my portrait on the pile with the other ones
>he yawns and tells me to be quick about it
O-Okay...

>>91834721
Where are you getting this information from? Jacknet? Most of these "fights" never had any visual data to back it up, they were all "recreated" in that animated series by Gennedy. A series ordained by Aku himself just to give those jack sympathizers something to hold on to. A happy worker is a good one, after all, even if they are filthy sjws.

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>>91829745
Take her home, let her sleep it off. Before letting her leave, give her a bowl of eggs to eat.

>>91808945
That was the OLD Aku. This is the NEW Aku, who cares not for some FOOOOLISSH samurai wandering around all day

What if all Aku posters are actually Aku after he divided himself a ton and he's actually holding a conversation with himself without knowing it.

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So how true are these rumours that the Samurai's losing his mind? Been checking out Akuddit (yeah I know, but I had nothing else to do) and they're reporting seeing the Samurai in full armour slaughtering an entire village with some weird-ass scat-bot.

They even posted some interesting art of what they think the Samurai looks like now.

>>91819173
Lmao 6 of them are dead and the seventh wants the Samurai cock.

>>91835062
>scatbot
>weird
>not knowing who Scaramoushe is
Of course you're a kudditor

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>>91835062
>Akuddit

>>91815217
THE WHOLE TIME

>>91835168
>laugh gif
>is a jpg
>NOT ANIMATED
are you even trying?

>>91835192
NAIVE SAMURAI POSTER

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Jeez, when samuraifags are getting their own containment board? Nobody wants to see them on /aku/

>>91832493
music is not part of Aku's plan.

70% of my race were obliterated by Aku himself. We did nothing but worship him and he killed most of us anyway.
Defend this Akufags.

>>91835410
It was until SJWs showed up 50 years ago and put this genius of a composer who was making beats worthy of the Shogun of Sorrow in a wheelchair.
Why can't we ever have nice things?

>>91829745

It's just a robot.

>>91835549
I like to look at is as Aku allowed 30% of humans to live

>>91835410
Just torrent off SamuraiBay

>>91829745
Just nut and bolt.

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>>91808098
I've seen a lot of cringey shit, but this is in a whole different league of its own.

>>91835549
Sounds like he missed one.

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>>91809173
This is the reason people voted Donald Trump president.

>>91835549
Eh, Wooliecaust is just a myth anyway
>>91835685
Would've, but the rips are shit. Music constantly gets interrupted by swishing of swords.

>>91819173
Hopefully they can rid the earth of the samurai scum

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>>91804728

>>91824518
>"psst. Hey kid. Kill yer friends."

SCOTLAND WILL RISE AGAIN

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>This entire thread

I can't fucking stand Akufags.
"FOOLISH SAMURAI XDDD". Fuck off you bunch of illiterate ass-kissing faggots. You'd think with this many autistic cunts they'd at least have the collective brain power to come up with some original insult. But no, all they do is parrot Aku's "insults" in a pathetic attempt to impress their big black master. Bunch of fucking cucks

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>>91818235
its okay bro, we make mistake, your mom or wife or whatever will forgive in the future,thats what family is for, plus who cares right? moms are bitches

I can't fault Aku for bringing about world peace and galactic contact with aliens and massive technological changes, and I'll that, I'm really grateful and praise him every day, but...

I mean, what's with the giant monsters he let lose everywhere? Do they have a point besides swallowing entire forests now and then? Like, they're just asleep 90% of the time, but whenever they wake up they cause massive damage and avalanches and all kinds of other problems. Do they have ANY point at all?

>>91837429
They keep the natural balance of things in order. Everytime a large beast decimates an entire province it allows new people to live there and prevents overpopulation. You can find more good reasons for this in "Why Aku? Volume 4"

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>>91802196
GUYS. Remember that Scottish guy that was on aku's hit list? I found this photo, it looks a lot like him. Has Aku finally BTFO the Scotts clan?

>>91838113
fucking scotfags btfo

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>>91838113
I swear to aku if this is fake /aku/.

>>91837263
Obvious b8, but I'll bite
At least we don't like men in dress, you yellow rice-mongling fish-fucking chink.

You people are all being manipulated! This whole world was not under control by aku years ago! The samurai is still out there, and when he finally defeats the SCUM that is aku, we'll finally get our government back. I AM HUMAN. WE HAVE BLOOD RUNNIN' THROUGH OUR VEINS. WE AREN'T ROBOTS.

We are the resistance folks, later tonight we'll be going over the recent happenings of an attack at a nearby location, eye witnesses saying that scaramouch is fighting what could possibly be the Samurai. Tonight, on Infowars.

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>>91838394

>>91838394
>They're turning the freaking robots gay!

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>>91838394
>Robot racism
Not cool, man

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>>91838466
>feeling pity for the globalist robot scum

You can't be serious.

>>91838495
I know some beetle drones who are better than most humans are. They may be just nuts and bolts, but don't say that they are all hivemind with one agenda!

>>91838416
That map on the right looks like a penis

>>91838627
t. Scaramouche

>>91838394
>>91838466
>Samurai supporters are racist to robots
Really activates my servos

>>91838394
>muh roboniggers

go back to /spol/.

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>>91838712
>Sympathizing with robots with no souls

I'm disappointed in this board. This is why /aku/ is worst board.

>>91838793
Wait, this is /aku/? I thought this was /Aku/, I've been posting on the wrong board this entire time.

>>91838394
Alex is just an innocent oil salesman. Love his streams, although he does get a bit crazy saying things like that Jack almost killed in a graveyard fight once, he's going to get caught one day.

>>91838793
Go fuck yourself samurai-faggot, you're just jealous that robots will always be cooler than your lame ass

>>91829795
Did you not notice that Aku narrates the first 4 seasons intro? The show should be called "Master of Evil".

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GET A LOAD OF THIS GUY, /AKU/
So, in my city there's this one crazy fucker - former actor, I think. So one day, I stand in line for fresh water and I see him scribble "HE WILL NOT OPRESS US" on the wall and setting up a camera. I've passed the place, and he's been there for like 2 days chanting the exact same shit.
I live in pic related - Akupolis Facet 5 #314. Do anons who live there want to fuck up his stream to show the power of /aku/?

>>91838831
Good thing you did not confuse it with /aaku/, cause that's a red board.

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>>91835410
>music is not part of Aku's plan.
Then what's this latest hit from our lord and savior, Aku himself, supposed to be?

>>91839277
Fuck, forgot link!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_xpURSoE_Ng

>>91839307
Wait, is Scaramouch gonna be in the latest Akuz album? The guy's scatting is Aku-tier.

>being a Jackfag

Aku's legacy had a direct influence on our births. If Jack goes to the past and defeats him, then literally none of us would exist.

You'd have to be retarded or suicidal to support what Jack's doing.

>>91832493
I think its called Sound of the Akuuuuustics

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>>91839710
Oh yeah, I've heard rumours that the Samurai is travelling with some qt now. Fingers crossed it's the Shogun of Sorrow disguised to fuck with the Samurai's dick again lads.

>>91833250
Nah, man, it was for the Oscars for his performance in "Bruce Almighty", where he played himself giving some shmuck his powers for a few days. He wore that in the movie.

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>>91839277

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>ywn be walking down the street and get instantly transported to aku's lair
>ywn be shoved to the ground by aku's soldiers and told to wait for the master of masters
>ywn be kept in absolute silence until aku's giant magnificent head rises up from the depths of his tower
>ywn shit yourself from fear and admiration of aku at the same time.
>ywn be commanded by aku to tell him of your immense love of him and the world he has provided for you
>ywn struggle to speak your feelings for the shogun of sorrow as you are choked by fear
>ywn watch as aku rolls his giant eyes that are located under his great flaming eyebrows
>ywn stutter through your muted praise as aku complains that none of the citizens he kidnaps ever know how to praise him properly for giving them the opportunity to be in his presence.
>ywn be finishing your speech when aku blasts you with laser eye beams mid sentence.
>ywn experience extreme burning and agony as your body is stripped of skin and muscle.
>ywn be killed by aku because you weren't constantly prepared for random check of loyalty and admiration for aku.

>>91808098 and smoke degrasse tyson has always been trash
I lost all respect for Nye

>>91809173
>you can't change someone's sexuality
>proceed to change vanilla's sexuality

>>91819089
consentual coitus

>>91838712
>He doesn't see the threat to organic life from robo's

You're either willingly ignorant or lying.

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>>91839645
>not knowing that you will turn into a purer version of yourself
>not knowing about the reincarnation cycle that means that the lives not yet born will be born later or even before their time

my sides!!!

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>>91819089
Very....l-lewd...things....

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>>91808098
This is some pit of hate level shit.

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>>91804728

Anyone know where I can find that emoji/emoticon race of aliens? I really want to fuck one.

>>91802451

Fuck you you piece of shit I spat cola all over my keyboard god fucking damn it

>>91819173

I hope we get a scene where this woman faces the depths of her failure and jumps off a fucking cliff

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>>91802451
> /co/ has an affair with /pol/

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>>91804728

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>>91802451

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>>91802451

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>>91841523
>Foolish samurai actually believe this

Some scatting robot fuck just burned down my town and killed my wife. Is there any way I can get reimbursed? Or even just a place to find another job? I have a degree in Akunomics.

>>91839194
>Akupolis Facet 5 #314. Do anons who live there want to fuck up his stream to show the power of /aku/?
Don't worry anon, beetlebots are on the way.

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can someone post the aku EXTRA THICC meme where his eyes are shining
I found this but it's not what I wanted

>>91819116
Seems like Aku is really gay for the Samurai, and mind fucking him is his biggest fetish.

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>>91844235
Have you seen Jack? I mean, no homo and everything, but damn I wouldn't blame Aku if that was the case.

Reminds of when I ran into Aku at a restaurant in LA. He was sitting alone and it looked like he'd only just started eating, so I decided to just go up and say hi (if his friends were there I would have just let him be). Anyway, I walk up and say hello and tell him I worship the ground he created and also walks on.. Nothing. No reaction. Doesn't say a word. He just sits there, staring right through me. Staring intensely, but with great burning eyebrows.

I begin to feel awkward, so I say "sorry to disturb you lord Aku MASTER OF ALL THAT IS AND WILL BE" and start to walk away but before I even get a chance to turn he just gets up suddenly and starts walking toward me, still making full eye contact. At first I thought he was going to try to vaporize me, but at the last minute (like an inch away from me) he turns and heads toward the trash can. Then he starts dumping everything on his plate into it. One by one. Steak, broccolli, warrior souls, everything. He picks up each bit of food up, holds it high above the can and drops it. Some of it (the skulls) didn't even make it into the trash because he wasn't looking at what he was doing.

Finally his plate is empty and this is the part that really fucking weirded me out. He looks around to check no one (but me) is looking, then slides the plate inot his unending darkness and walks out.

I was just astounded, it was pretty surreal. I hope he doesn't try to kill me later.

>>91808098
R.I.P Bill Nye

>>91844324
You don't understand, Aku's melaise has been pretty severe lately so he just doesn't want to be bothered. Hes actually a cool guy (Just don't bring up the samurai or he will get angry and vaporize you)

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>>91844124

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>>91802451
so this isnt funny and this guy is samefagging reaction images right?

>>91844546
Yea just like that but it just says extra thicc at the bottom

>>91844617
he's telling the truth to sjws.

>>91802451
I knew we should have been /pol/ & /co/mpany on April fools.

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>/aku/ is proud of the ferociousness and cunning of their idol
>he plays armchair psychologist wirh himself
you guys are all faggots

I saw Aku at a resource distribution center in Akupolis slum 348 yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for the liberation of my enslaved race or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “HA! HA! HA!” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I bowed down and continued with my grovelling, and I heard him call me foolish as he walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The beetle drone at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Master of masters, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear it, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When it took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped it and told it to scan them each individually “to prevent any runic infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After it scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting it by yawning really loudly.

>>91847787
>Implying this picture is real

There's no way you got this close to the Shogun of Sorrow, nor allowed into his private lair.

Next time photoshop something that's actually realistic, samuraifag

>>91809173
>When they pressure vanilla int to a neopolitan
Why did this give me a boner

>>91837263
>Jackfags seething this hard
FOOLISH

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>>91847988
>implying
i have cameras all around his fucking lair
the bumbling fucktard is depressed over "muh samurai" and even gets triggered whenever his name falls
aku is just so fucking pathetic

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>>91844124

>>91847988
my uncle works at aku trust me its real

>>91848766
inside him

>>91819116
jaku OTP

>>91844313
Stop samefagging Jack.

>>91820510
>implying a daughter of Aku would even touch the Samurai

>>>/spol/

>>91820510
>all the porn of Ashi in her skintight suit will stop because it was ash or her skin or some shit

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>>91802451

>>91802451
I'm not /pol/tard enough to get this.

>>91855187
It's a shitpost about the shills /pol/ had around the election. The original was

>Not gonna lie, former Trump voter here. This is fucking hilarious watching Trump crash and burn. But in all seriousness we can't let this guy get the nuclear codes.

>>91855268
>trump
>being president
HA HA HA

>>91810790
underated

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>>91802451

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Do foolish samuraifags still think he's around? It's been 50 years already. This is honestly fucking hilarious to watch, I'm just sitting here in /comfy/ Akupolis enjoying the show.

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>>91857210
Yeah AND hopefully he'll just DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE