Voltron: Legendary Defender

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Casino episode when?

>>91788042
All the while Haxus with he could just go home, but there was a nice monetary incentive and a better office if he went.

Unfortunately, that office always happened to strategically pass by Zarkon's office every time.

I hope Matt dies.

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>>91788224
>The crew lands on a casino planet. Lance builds up an enormous debt and now it's up to the Paladins to settle the matter with the owner.

>>91788294
I hope Matt lives and Slatt goes canon.

>>91788294
I hope Romelle dies.

>>91788224
>>91788310
Still working on that fic. Sorry for the delay.

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>>91788310
>Lotor shows up.
>Buys bottle service with the cute red bunny boy.

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>>91788322
Who's the "Slattier" one in bed?

>>91788424
Slav. He has more nipples.

>>91788336
I hope Romelle and Shiro get a wedding episode.

>>91788582
I hope the shlavlings trash it up.

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>>91788420
>playfully squeezes bunny tail
>"oh, no, don't touch that"
>Lotor incredulously stares at the anal plug sitting in his hand

>>91788611
I hope the Garrison kidnaps the Shlavlings for experimentation.

>>91788688
Shiro wouldn't let that side. He may have been a shitty dad/mom in the past, but he sweared he'd do anything for the shlavlings

>>91788684
>He sniffs it and slips it back in.

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Gotta love the mice

...No, there's no art of the mice wearing playboy bunnysuits yet

>>91788784
Too bad. Plachu is a sexy mouse.

>>91788906
Plachu is definitely sexy.

>>91789044
Why has no one written beauty pageant AU with Lance and Keith competing over Shiro the MC?

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>>91788684
>Keith accidentally spills drink in Lotor's lap.
>Lotor grabs his wrist.
>"You aren't going to walk away without cleaning that up, are you?"

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>>91789179
>>91789044
>Lance and Keith dress increasingly slutty to compete over Shiro
>all Shiro wants is to get to go undercover in the bunny outfit himself

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>>91789654
Being Shiro is suffering.

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Any chance Keith and Shiro will just switch lions?

How long before Zamii070 2.0 happens? https://whitetron.tumblr.com/

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>>91789962
I think it's likely they'll have more of a co-leadership role. Keith will pilot black until they all reunite, but sometimes the paladins will probably switch up lipons or Allura and Shiro will cycle in/out, but Keith will share a permanent "senior" role in directing the team and Shiro will step back and share the responsibility.

Otherwise the established deep bonds between Red/Keith and Black/Shiro would be kinda pointless if they switched forever.

>>91790060
>these are great but this looks a lot like larry and hank instead of lance and hunk!
Is this a troll blog.

>>91790060
>https://whitetron.tumblr.com/
God, this has to be a troll blog. Wouldn't be surprised if it wasn't, though.

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>>91790060
Not long. Somebody apparently already sent actual CP to a shaladin shipper. Though, I think this might be a troll blog. It has a cheeky aura.

Pic related though. More lancefaggotry is required, as they tend to be the ones who do this wild shit.

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>>91790060
Why are you picking on people? Can’t you just let people draw what they want?
Nah, because drawing canonically brown characters (Lance, Hunk, Allura) and canon(/fanon) East Asian characters (Shiro, Keith) or even ambiguous characters (Pidge, Coran) with skin lighter than they have is whitewashing.
>whitewashing fanon
>ambigous Pidge

>>91790455
Joke's on them, Keith is white or Tejano.

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>>91788152
Can't wait for Lotor to find out Haggar is his mum.

>>91790455
Sounds like they want Pidge drawn with a jew nose.

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>>91790435
Like this theory? I know it'sbig for the stitch, just sharing for fun.

>>91789962
Doesn't that leaked image kind of prove he doesn't? Unless the writers decide to have Shiro come back in like the second episode of season 3 and disappear a couple of episodes again after that, but c'mon, Shiro is not a fucking boomerang.

>>91790213
https://whitetron.tumblr.com/post/157037885336/how-to-not-whitewash-your-art
Even if it isn't a troll blog, get ready for the art in this fandom to get worse and worse. There are actual artists listening to these fools and editing their art.

>>91790097
>the established deep bonds between Red/Keith
>would be kinda pointless

Did you not see the question Tim answered about Keith's catmancing?

>>91790660
It blows my mind when I see this shit. How do you sit through both seasons of this show and come to the conclusion Lance is meant to be the main character?

>>91790738
Ready for Lance to fanonically be a MAC NW50?

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>>91790766
It's someone who hasn't seen the Best Boy light yet.

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>>91788784
Does this count?

>>91790982
CUTE!

>>91790060
>>91790738
I didn't realize Lance and Hunk were ethnic names

>>91790435
>all that lanceretardation
I'm tempted to be petty and start editing pictures to replace Lance with Matt.

>>91791022
Time to start making Katt a thing.

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>Shiro has disappeared to an unknown place in space
>Sendak last seen being shot out into space, current place also unknown

What are the chances Shiro meets up with Sendak in season 3?

>>91791033
They don't even have to be shipping pictures. Just random team stuff with Matt. If you really want to rustle their jimmies, you can crow about what an improvement it is.

>>91791072
Maybe if he gets brought back to be killed for real by Shiro.

>>91791098
Go for the bonding moment first.

>>91791004
So is Allura (Allison) apparently. Keith is already too white a name for them to go after.

>>91791157
Keith is a 30 year old black man name.

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Why is this allowed to happen?

>>91791196
It's also an old WASP name.

>>91791311
And a redneck name.

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>>91790660
Good lord...

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>>91790435
This was one of my favorite moments from Lancefags so far.
>http://bluerobokitty.tumblr.com/post/159885953673/lctor-keiths-salt-me-myself-and-i-online

>>91791072
Shiro was absorbed by/merged with Black Lion.
This is also why Zarkon was so obsessed with retrieving Black Lion. Part of his soul was still bound to it.

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When will the writer's admit Pidge is a non-binary?

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>>91791496
Can't tell if you're being serious or fucking around.

>>91791496
Galra don't have souls

>>91791496
Were you not around the last couple of threads, anon?

>>91791496
Are maybe some whom Zarcon cares for was inside instead?

>>91791545
Then where do they go when they die?

>>91791569
The lion absorbing people has already been jossed.

>>91791557
No, I was not.


Personally believe King Alfor's soul is bound to Black as well.

>>91791635
Alfor was Red.

>>91791535
Serious.

See >>91791635

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>>91791635
Then you should either go before spoiled if you want to avoid that or look into the archive.

>>91791669
Well stop repeating it because it was debunked by Shiro meeting Matt leaked image.

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>>91791576
Who cares?

>>91791730
...and McGucket was leaked as the author of the journals in "Gravity Falls".

If it turns out Shiro is lurking on the command ship looking for Matt, great. If not, then anything is still up for grabs. Even a beach party/spa scene with the Princess and the Pidge.

>>91791788
Go back to your Altean Pride rally, Allura.

>>91791984
There no real "prank-factor" in these leaks. It also came from an actor's page, not anonymously.

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>>91792093
Go back to your burnt out home planet, Zarkon.

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>>91788224

>>91791984
Alex is master troll. Kimiko is not.
Big difference.

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>>91792160
/vld/: buns

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>>91790660
>>91791495
Let's make it STRONGER

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>>91792426

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>>91792239

>>91792514
Casino AU from >>91788310 but Lotor is a bunny boy at the casino for fun and to rebel against his dad.

>>91792608
The casino doesn't even know about it. Lotor just shows up in his own bunny costume and wanders around.

I'm gonna start shipping Keith/Matt to piss off the Lancefags.

>>91792650
Call it Kitty Katt, the cutest of ship names.

Meith is also pretty damn adorable, like the sound a space mouse makes.

>>91792608
Zarkon is proud of his son being a slut though. He's only ever respected his son for one thing -- his body.

>>91792650
I'm gonna headcanon Altean Matt.

>>91792462
>Grabable Shiro tiddies.
>Grabable Keith ass.

>>91792680
Sometimes he looks at Lotor and thinks "Damn, my genes did good."

>>91792680
This is why he loves to watch those slut-offs.

>>91792690
#matt for black paladin

>>91792788
If he's the only other adult on the team, he's the only one that can lead Voltron.

>>91792650
How? Are you going to post stuff like "Matt should replace Lance" or "Keith knew Matt through Shiro so he has a better chemistry than Lance" in the tumblr Lance tags?

>>91792736
Altean genes allow Lotor to shapeshift and this is he's got a hammerspace anus.

>>91792775
He is Lotor's biggest cheerleader.

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Anyone have more Lance or other Paladins in skimpy swimwear?

>>91792913
Lotor's life is South Park's Paris Hilton episode on repeat.

>>91792982
What a whitewashed Lance.

>>91792913
Does Lotor only compete in these slut-offs to make his father proud?

>>91793037
There's a bit of that but his rivalry with Keith is very real.

>>91793116
Pidge would never drink soy milk.

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>>91792982

>>91793037
>>91793077
Lotor sees his dad is impressed by Keith's sluttery and it only makes him work harder.

>>91793224
If only McCree was around to beat the sluttery out of his son.

Does Lotor have magic powers? Since he is half Altean. He would definitely have strength as he Galra and he wields such a massive sword and shield.

>>91793302
It would have been a losing battle. Keith is a born slut. It's his destiny.

>>91793302
McCree knew it was a lost cause when he caught Keith turning all his jeans into booty shorts.

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Google search predictions.

>>91793331
Yes. This is why he is able to defeat opponents so much larger than him. He is a kung fu wizard type character. Even more powerful than Allura.

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>>91793512
>klance is abusive
I thought 95% of tumblr were Klancefags. Who else would even put a question this way if not them?

>>91793525
I want Lotor to punch Allura in the face.

i really like this show and all but they REALLY need to upgrade their stock explosions. it only worked in ttgl because they looked passable but here they look like shit

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>>91793670
The mental gymnastics required to seriously ship klance seem so draining.

>>91793782
What, glowing circles aren't enough for you? :^)

>>91793903
It's an actual cult.

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>>91792982
godspeed

I hate the voltron fandom so much, who told kids that adults didn't find people in their late teens (aka practically fucking adults) attractive? Who told them this lie?

>>91794061
They weren't told that someone in their early 20s doesn't find 17 year olds attractive, they were told that if you do you're a pedo

>>91794061
Is this about Shallura?
Also, CLINK

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>>91793670
I mean, i'm really into Sheith and regularly create content but I can't imagine genuinely thinking it's going to happen, especially not going so far as to make up some overcomplicated tinfoil hat theory based on a few 2-second reaction shots, holy shit.

How do you live your life centered around a ship, anyway? Any survivors of fandom cults here?

>>91794061
>pidge is 14
Still better than Homestuck fandom which was stuck with 13-16 for over 7 years

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>>91794171
If you haven't read about the FF7 house there's always that.

>>91794104
Yeah but by that idea practically everyone in their early 20s is a pedo and they don't seem to believe that.

It's like they don't realize when they get older they'll still find the main characters of the cartoons/anime they watch attractive even if they're meant to be much younger than them, that's not going to change lol.

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>>91794171
Survivor from the Naruto era here.

>>91794171
They tend to be awkward kids/losers who make their entire lives about fandom shit because they literally have nothing else going for them.

>>91794308
Also the J2 tinhats.

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>>91794322
>boom. you are now pregnant
Is this how ABO works?

>>91794371
never heard of this. Details?

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>>91794222
The Homestuck fandom is why people are so defensive about character's ages and relationships being toxic and abusive. Homestuck mixed with Tumblr was the biggest mistake.

Homestuck is why ugly "progressive" character designs became trendy.

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>>91794360
So otherkin?

>>91794319
I was actually surprised not too long ago when a friend (we're both late 20s) said he felt really guilty about finding a 15yo character attractive because they were underage

Like what? They're fictional, who gives a fuck? If you're not fucking an actual 15 year old what's the big deal

I chose not to tell him that most of the fics I tend to look for involve age gaps, power balances, and rape most of the time

>>91794319
What do they think of older (20<) people doing lewd Klance art for them? The characters can't even consent!

>>91794376
A cult of Supernatural fangirls who thought the actors were actually gay lovers in real life and their wives were beards in some elaborate conspiracy by the "powers that be" at the WB/CW network.

>>91794382
what the hell is this
i visit tumblr once in a while
am i somehow evading the dark side of tumblr

>>91794408
They're supposed to stop when they turn 18.

>>91794376
>never heard of this. Details?
Supernatural shippers who truly believed Jensen Ackles and Jared Padalecki were together IRL

I remember they were fucking furious when one of them had a baby with their wife because they shouldn't bring children into their beard coverups

>>91794411
I remember seeing this with Billy Boyd and Dominic Monaghan during the heyday of LotR fandom.

>>91794376
ABO involves a lot more self lubrication.

>>91794411
>>91794438
I need links, give me that shit right now

>>91794421
This has been around since 2013 I think. It's supposed to be artist interpretations of the homestuck MCs, but since it's tumblr the art needs to be ~progressive~. Tumblr's idea of progressiveness is blatant tokenism and beating the characters over the head with the ugly stick.

>>91794436
Do they really think a magical anti-"pedo"-gene is supposed to activate on the date of one's 18th birthday? They really are in for a world of surprises.

>>91794438
Some of them also believe the wives are in on it and are in a secret lesbian relationship as well.

>>91794492
https://fanlore.org/wiki/J2

>>91794402
I mean Azula was my waifu when I was the same age as her and guess what she's still my waifu idc that she's supposed to be 14 she's a cartoon. I've never found an actual 14 year old attractive these people don't seem the understand the idea of a cartoon no translating to real life because they're not fucking real.

>>91794408
It's okay if it's material they can schlick one out to.

>>91794533
Shipping real living people is a whole new level of retardation.

>>91794558
More
http://www.supernaturalwiki.com/index.php?title=Tin_hat

>>91790738
>>91793179
Is Lance allowed to be darker than he is in the show, or is the art's problematicness directly proportional to the difference in saturation both directions compared to "canon"?

>>91794558
What makes it worse is that people would actually ask them questions about that shit at cons.

>>91794557
>I mean Azula was my waifu when I was the same age as her and guess what she's still my waifu idc that she's supposed to be 14 she's a cartoon. I've never found an actual 14 year old attractive these people don't seem the understand the idea of a cartoon no translating to real life because they're not fucking real.
not to mention fictional teens are written like 20 somethings 90% of the time anyway

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>>91794533
>>91794590
Thanks

>>91794590
>>91794632
These poeple need to get locked the fuck up. They can't differentiate between fantasy and reality anymore.

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>>91792426
>>91792462

>>91794601
Like they care about Lance being darker. A darker Lance is a more POC Lance after all. (Notice how they just completely ignore Keith, Shiro & all other paleskins in favor of the coffee brown trio of Lance, Allura & Hunk.)

>>91794558
i remember the first time i ran into malice mizer rlslash, those were the fucking days

>>91794601
the vast, vast majority of fanart gives Lance darker skin than canon. it shouldn't be that big a deal but it's irritating with all the tears about whitewashing. i don't care as long as it's cute desu

>>91794727
If there was a way to draw Keith more gay, they'd demand that. I'm waiting for them to insist Keith has to wear a rainbow heart patch or pin at all times.

>>91794684
J2 shit is actually small time, dude.
https://fanlore.org/wiki/Victoria_Bitter_Wank

>>91794492
https://fanlore.org/wiki/Speakthetruth:_An_Exhaustive_J2_Archive

http://spn-gossip.livejournal.com/

>>91794684
Being the actors of the lead characters of Supernatural must be the one of the worst possible tortures. Too bad Tumblr only started shunning shit like "superwholock" or just Supernatural now, rather than earlier, when they should've seen the signs.

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>>91794601
I think it's only problematic if you make them lighter. I never heard anyone bitching that someone drew Keith or Pidge (or any white character of any fandom I can suddenly think of) a tad darker than canon.

It's even funnier because they have literal race-edits floating around that are well received, including black!allura and latino'd!lance. Imagine if someone posted Pidge with a huge jewish nose edited on.

>>91794806
They got enough money out of this to retire and never have to deal with humanity again.

It gets funnier when you find out Jensen Ackles is a conservative fundie.

>>91790738
>>91794854
It's also funny because taking this post's demands seriously basically means you can't draw things with lighting palettes that don't already appear in the show.

>>91794939
I understand Jared Padalecki is something of a good ol' boy himself.

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>>91794939
>Tumblr probably already had their meltdown over this, but you know it was glorious
I wish I could've seen it

>>91795084
They're Texan from the outer suburbs. It's to be expected.

>>91794939
I'd be worried to be kidnapped one day and made to make love to my collegue.

>>91795110
There were so many meltdowns on Livejournal every time he said something at a convention but then everything would reset and people would go back to being surprised when he didn't support their gay headcanons again.

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>>91795067
light is racist. only by extinguishing the stars themselves can we bring true equality

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>>91794308
Oh shit anon, the FF7 house! I was remembering that the other day, almost thought i'd hallucinated it.

>>91794854
I don't know if any of you guys noticed, but that Asian!Lance edit with Cuban!Keith had Lance's eyes shrunken. To be more "Asian". So Jew nose Pidge would probably not bother them.

>>91795178
Would buy this thriller at an airport kiosk.

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>>91794854
It's pretty offensive that these people think drawing allura with more black features mean making her look ugly af. At least make the features in proportion to the rest of the face.

Really shitty MS paint edit but still point is black features =/= weird fat disproportionate face

>>91795178
>>91795289
Look up Killing/Stalking, similar idea

>>91794786
what vthe hell did I just read?

>>91794308
Oh man, I'd completely forgotten about that shit!

>>91794308
>>91795371
oh man me too, what a fucking trip

>>91790455
Wait, is Keith even Asian? At best, he's only half, if his mother is a Xenos.

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So, which games would she beat your ass at?

>>91795468
No. We have no idea what the other side is. I'm not even convinced that it's human either.

>>91795477
Pong.

>>91795369
Some of the craziest shit that rocked the LotR fandom.

>>91795468
Tejano-Czech, of course.

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>>91794854
sniff sniff

I have no idea how to edit noses onto vld faces.

>>91795543
>you will never share a klobasnek with Keith
Proč dokonce žít?

>>91795514
>pong
Why are you saying that, anon?

>>91795554
She sort of looks like she's transforming into a furry.

>>91794638
Are people in the fandom really that triggered when Lance is shipped with anyone else other than Keith? I just find it hard to believe that there are shippers that actually intentionally get themselves emotional over this stuff and harass artists for drawing something different. It's just fictional romance involving fictional characters.

>>91794308
>http://z3.invisionfree.com/ffo/ar/t8592.htm
I'm about to read FF7 house for the first time, what am I in for?

>>91795656
Pidge is a Pong wizard. What do you think I'm saying?

>>91795710
Yeah, but only Pong?

That's like saying one can beat somebody at Super Mario Bros. but only at that.

Wait, that might have been a good example.

>>91795693
Nah, they only really care when Keith is shipped with anyone other than Lance.

>>91795705
Reevaluating your faith in humanity.

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>>91795502
>>91795468
Might even be a half altean, since there's at least one corrupt altean witch about.
>been shapeshifted into a human form since he was a small child
>able to sense the altean technology on earth
>seems to have lived in the shack with his dad from his BoM memories, round where the blue lion tech was stored
>being lotor's half brother or some shit would add a really interesting dynamic to their coming rivalry
>lancefags would REEEEEEEE extra hard at keith "stealing" their made up altean lance's thing

>>91795693
No, they just get upset when people pay attention to characters other than Lance

Sheith doesn't involve Lance so they came up with a way to demonize it

>>91795705
Some real shit. I'm sad there's no movie/documentary adaptation.

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>>91794854
>These Earth foods are quite delicious. What are they called again?

>>91795705
I just finished. It's a wild ride.

>>91795705
Pure magic.

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Reminder that Black is the biggest slut.

How will klancers react when Lance gains a crush on ponytail pidge after the tie skip? Or do you think Pidge's hair will grow throughout the seasons like Zuko?

>>91795869
>the biggest cuddleslut

>>91795832
>I'll have two number 9's...a number 9 large...a number 6 with extra dip...a number 7...two number 45's...one with cheese...and a large soda...

>>91794806
superwholock has been out of favor for literal years, and SPN had its heyday in the time of livejournal.

>>91795323
That's an acual cute black Allura.

>>91795803
I wouldn't be surprised if Keith were half-Altean. We still don't know anything about his mother or the Blue Paladin.

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>>91795811
Then once they'd made up some nonsense about Sheith they then had to apply it to all other pairings, resulting in them having to attack anything that would be Problematic by their headcanons in order to save face, when really all they cared about was a ship war.

Saving face is now more important than anything to them, so they even go after the staff and writers over imagined pedophilia. It's why Allura being a teen was so huge, they looked incredibly stupid for insisting their headcanons were canon because of some flimsy "coding" non-evidence. Wild!

>>91795896
Muh heteronormativity

>>91795927
I thought they only started hating supernatural as recently as last year up to now, my mistake.

>>91794854
>>91795323
Even if Allura is based on an African group, it's still pretty racist to claim that Allura doesn't have African features she's based on. Just look at East Africa, especially Ethiopia, and you can find Black females with very sharp features that people would mistaken for some other ethnic group.

Yet, I really doubt anyone would claim that East Africans aren't really Africans or don't have the typical African look. It's like watching people convince others that Filipinos aren't really Asian, because they look too different, culturally, appearance wise, and genetically.

>>91795896
>it's incest because she's little-sister coded, writers are sickos
screenshot this post.

>>91796019
You think any of these people have ever met someone from East Africa in their life?

>>91796021
>Little sister coded
As in, Lance's sister, biologically? That will be a reach to end all reaches.

>tumblrites specifically focus on an obnoxious heterosexual guy who harasses a brown girl

I honestly thought Lance would be their nemesis. Is it because he's a cute brown twink they don't care?

>>91796021
I hope they say Pidge is too smart for Lance and it's therefore abusive to him.

>>91796133
Bingo. If Lance were a fat white dude they'd be shitting all over him.

>>91795554
She needs a hooked nose and Jewfro

>>91796133
Got it in one. Most nuSJW discourse is about finding shit they already like and calling it Moral after the fact.

>>91796133
Yep.

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>>91796133
>muh insecure little bi son

>>91796191
Pidge wants to marry a nice Jewish doctor when she gets back.

>>91796131
As in she's like the "little sister" of the team. If thinking a 17 year old is hot makes you a pedo, calling that incest isn't much of a stretch.

>>91796225
Lance needs to stop groping Keith's tiddies when he's obviously uncomfortable with it.

>>91796232
Oops can't form Voltron on the Sabbath.

>>91796254
>broganes xddd

>>91796087
I honestly kind of do. You think people who spend their time "defending" minorities on online forums would have the common decency to at least spend an equal amount of time actually knowing the minorities they claim they're protecting.

>Sam Holt calls Katie his sweet pea

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>>91793976
Lance swimwear gives me life. Need more speedo Lance in particular.

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>>91796194
it rustles my fucken jimmies because I like that he's a little shit, but most of the fandom completely papers over it and pretends he's a suicidal woobie instead

So what do you anons think the Alteans did to the Garlans that made them the latter go Star Wars Imperial Empire on the entire galaxy and went genocidal on the Alteans? It has to be personal if they were good guys before.

>>91796424
Alfor cucked Zarkon.

>>91796335
You don't need actual cultural knowledge to take on the cape of a whiteknight.

To say another example : a lot of tubmltards celebrating Lance as Cuban representation can't tell Mexico and Cuba apart when trying to build characterization on it.

>>91796281
I want Pidge to use Yiddish phrases and be obsessed with gold

>>91796424
I think Alfor made a decision that Zarkon wasn't too keen on and expressed it, but decided to go on ahead with it (though still hesitant) since Alfor was sure about it, but it wound up devasting Planet Doom. I feel that the choice was backed by "muh feels" which is why Zarkon is now really against that mushy bullshit.

>>91796470
If Pidge is Jewish then that explains why she is the smartest of the group. She comes up with the plans and is all sneaky.

>>91796424
I hope they go the SW: EU root, and have the Galra build the empire to protect the galaxy from a even larger threat. And the Alteans were either trying to stop them or were siding with the outside threat.

>>91796470
Is Altean food goo even kosher?

>>91796335
>>91796464
They're not really approaching it like actual activists do, though. For a lot of these kids, social justice is a meme for establishing belonging to a subculture and wielding power over other people. It's easy to see when you're from one of these groups they claim to "defend". They only make shit worse.

>>91796374
Same. I want Lance to be a little shit over Keith taking over the lead, and they keep demanding Langst and the show focusing on painting him in a sob way. Has anyone tried to look up MVs for this show? It's 70% Klance and 29% My Immortal-type Lance wanks.

>>91796424
Coran convinced Alfor to run away with him, leaving Zarkon at the altar.

>>91796536
Team Voltron are all her good goys.

>>91796470
She constantly complains about getting sick and can whip up a mean plate of potato latkes.

>>91796600
Has someone written My Immortal for Voltron yet.

>>91796620
Hunk confirmed for Samoan Jew

>>91796658
Plot twist. They're all Jewish.

>>91796754
Ew that means they're all cut.

>>91796754
(((Voltron)))

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Think fast, anons! You're stuck in the Voltron universe and the only way you can return to reality is if you beat up one of the Paladins.

Who do you think you can take on in a fight?

I think I can take on Hunk, he's big and strong, but I think he would allow me to beat him up.

>>91796754
>>91796805
wtf I hate voltron now

>>91796792
Superior aesthetic cut dicks. No turtlenecks. Lance's phimosis is cured.

>>91796830
Lance. He is the most pathetic.

>>91796830
I wouldn't have the heart to beat up Hunk so Lance is next best option.

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Shiro is built for ____ !

>>91796830
Lance has the muscles of a noodle and a high center of gravity.

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>>91796857
>cut dicks
>superior
And Lance has been doing foreskin stretching exercises, he's handling it. Don't make fun.

>>91796754
>Pidge and Allura are obsessed with mahjong
>Lance has a shiksa fetish
>Hunk makes sure everything is kosher

>>91796857
>Superior aesthetic cut dicks.

Says you, Jew. Uncut is superior to your unmutilated dicks.

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>>91796830
>You're stuck in the Voltron universe and the only way you can return to reality is if you beat up one of the Paladins.
Why would I want to return to reality?

>>91796830
That depends if they have their gear or not.
I don't think I'd be able to defeat anyone if they do.

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>>91796754
Keith already is talking about "muh galra"
Credit to edit anon for this glorious image, is edit anon still around?

>>91796901
judaism

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>>91796830
Pidge. She's literally a manlet and is the weakest of the team by far.

>>91796830
Alfor.

>>91796934
>Coran is a Zionist
>Zarkon is a Palestinian

>anons now talking about ethnicity and religion

What's next, allura becoming the voltron universe's moonman?

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>>91796901
((gay love and happy endings))

>>91797072
She has Jewish magic, stupid goy.

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>>91796901
Wholesome loving

>>91796830
Pretty sure I could take on Lance

maybe Pidge but she's pretty feisty

>Shiro - Reconstructionist
>Keith - Grew up Orthodox, now Secular-Humanist
>Lance - Conservative
>Hunk - Reform
>Pidge - Reform

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>>91796830
Zarkon. I fuck his lion in front of him

>>91796901
prostitution

>>91797072
She has a grappling taser.

>>91796901
pregnancy

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>>91796901
milking

>>91797092
Yes the Alteans are Jews but the Galra are actually INVICTA.

>>91796830
Easiest? Pidge, because she's the shortest and scrawniest. Personally? Keith. The first time I saw that pretty boy, I only had a glimpse of his face and thought he was female. Now I have conflicted feelings and want to destroy something beautiful, particular Keith's face.

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>>91796901
Mouse washing.

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>>91797223
Give in to the Keith faggotry, anon.

>>91797072
Wait, what are the height differences between Paladins?

Pidge < Keith < Lance < Hunk < Shiro , right?

Can Shiro give Hunk headpats?

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>>91797072
Tell that to her face, Lance did

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>>91796873
>>91796882
>>91796916
>>91797129
>Picking on someone easy like limb noodle-arm Lance
You guys are pathetic. If I had to fight someone, it would be the Alpha Chad leader himself: Shiro. You don't have the right to return home if you don't go hard. At the very least, even if I lose, I would spend time hitting on Allura, Shay, and Pidge.

>>91797228
I'm glad that was taken out. Anything that makes the Shitllurans cry is good in my book.

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>>91796901
Doujinshis that nobody buys

>>91797261
Shiro is a giant.

>>91797373
I want to touch Shiro, but not violently

maybe a little violently

>>91796830
I think my best chances are with the mice.

>>91797373
Shiro would be a good choice if sexually dominating him counts.

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>>91797373
Why would I want to fight a beautiful soul like Shiro?

>>91797373
I'm totally hard for Shiro. And would totally beat him. Off.

>>91797373
But Shiro would just hold you down and nothing would happen.

It's better to fight someone in your range.

>>91797459
Nigga mice anon boutta beat yo ass

>>91797526
What if that's the endgame I was looking for all along.

>>91788294
For the sake of Pidge suffering, I'll agree.

>>91797459
Those alien mice have space rabies, anon.
>>91797223
>Easiest? Pidge
Pidge seems like she fights dirty and to the death. She's feisty and I wouldn't doubt her biting and hitting below the belt.

>>91790097
>>91789787
>>91789334
>>91789044
I love when /co/ is unapologetically gay.

>>91797382
Harsh, anon. But that will change.

>>91797610
It's mostly women though.

>>91797610
They're just Keith, Shiro, Galra or Lancefags

>>91797692
What kind of measurement.

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>>91797692

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>>91797711
Penis inspection day.

...Wait, do galra have penis? Or maybe it's both, since they don't seem to have any females.
Perhaps Galra are for breeding.

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>>91797798
They definitely have a penis if their bulges are anything to go by.

>>91797648
Not women. Fujos.

>>91797798
Both. Keith's dad was gay and got a surprise after hooking up with the hunky alien.

>>91797837
Big plump heavy galra pussy

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Tumblr are starting their own families now.

>>91797889
puffy vulva

>>91797798
The Galra are like the Gems. They just prefer "he".

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>>91797896
>promoting underage sex and pregnancy
>their child is flirtatious
>draws the child of two "children" in a sexually promiscuous pose

Gotta love those klancefags

>>91797896
That's just a tan Keith.

Keith's humie genes are strong.

>>91797874
So was he left in a basket on his doorstep or did McCree have to birth Keith himself?

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>>91797382
Link to artist pls. I am going to buy some Klaus x Steven stuff and if I can toss this in the basket as well I'll do it.

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>>91797889

>>91797981
The Galra stuck around for a few months. McCree thought he was just getting tubby on good Texan home cooking.

>>91797948
It's funny how they fawn over Lance, but make the Klance child resemble the shounen pretty boy instead of their "beautiful boy".

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>>91797896
I thought they hated child sexualisation?

>>91797896
Who birthed the Klance lovechild?

>>91797896
It's Zutara all over again...can't wait for the meltdown. The Avatar crew seems to hate fire/water dynamics beyond friendship. LBR Pidge has more romantic coding with Lance than Keith The same with Allura with Keith. Sheith Also did the Mako and Bolin bro hug.

>>91798016
So do galra have dicks or nah

>>91797947
Stop, you're making them sound cool.

>>91798042
Slav.

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>>91798042
Keith. It's always Keith.

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>>91798023
Another win for Keithfag true believers.

>>91798061
Both, anon. Both.

>>91798001
https://twitter.com/catgirl0926

>>91798077
Yeah, all they needed is for him to be a few shades darker.

>>91798076
By now, Keith has stretchmarks all over his hips and belly and accidentally pees a little when he laughs.

>>91798042
>>91798076
Keith has that Galra dickpussy combo.

>>91798061
Yes of course.

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Wait, people like Lance?
Why?

>>91798158
Spicy latino.

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>>91798158
/co/ likes Lance for sex.
14 year olds on tumblr just overproject onto him until he's their very own angsty brown twink original character do not steal.

>>91798158
Because people have different tastes.

>>91798158
he's a kindred xenofag, our bond is strong

>>91798139
A little bit of something for everybody.

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>>91798158
Delicious brown beach boy.

What's not to love?

>>91798158
Failure fetishists.

>>91797896
Still not as deep as our Galra lore.

>>91798108
>>91798144
But then why are there females if the males just get pregnant, who impregnates the females??????

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Klance lovechild's creator. It's hellish to even be a Klancer/Shallura on that site with all the hoops you have to jump through.

>>91798054
A lot of the Avatar crew actually preferred Zutara over Kataang, retard.

>>91798331
It'll be as deep as the Galra lore when the Klance child marries the Shallura child.

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Is Lance a /k/fag? I bet Hunk intentional triggers him by using clip and mag interchangeably.