Voltron: Legendary Defender

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gotta love the mice

>>91754563
C U T E
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>>91754480
I want to see Zarkon in a tiny black lion, similar to a clown car in the way he would look

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Fourth for best Girl

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>>91754771
That's not Haggar.

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>>91754972
Go away old Hag

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>>91755057
No

>>91754563
Those are adorable.

>>91754563
Ohh, do you know where to buy these mice anon?

>>91755653
Those aren't chicken nuggies

>>91755717
https://hcgart.com/products/space-mice-1-by-flat-bonnie-yukari-fujimoto
I'm afraid they're sold out.

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>While Voltron escorts the convoy of rescued settlers to their new home, Hunk finds himself the center of attention and our team encounters the first challenge of their journey: a horrifying monster that requires an unusual solution.

>>91756043
So there will be a battle over Earth eventually.

>>91756081
wow spoiler that shit

>>91755830
Well that sucks, I really wanted to buy one...

>>91756081
I like to see the Garrison trying to use Voltron for their own selfish purpose but fail spectacularly and get killed in the process.

>>91756081
It's an illustration for Earthday today

>>91754480
Pidge is boring now, Matt is the new hotness.

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>>91756245
the fandom's thirst is real

>>91756430
Good for them.

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>>91756430
Will Pidge have angst about her gentle, nerdy brother becoming a battle-hardened space rebel?

>>91756524
No. This is war. She won't care.

>>91756524

I think she would have more important things to angst about, like where the hell her father is.

>>91756430
There's already so much salt over him too. The salty salty tears

>>91756612
Will the show have the balls to robeast him and force Pidge to fight/kill him?

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>>91754480
>Eating at inferior burger king with the burned ass burgers and shitty milkshakes that taste like pure syrup

>>91756660
The showrunners "don't like tragedy," so maybe he gets robeasted but they figure out how to reverse it?

And then they unrobeast any more poor Galra who get sent at them and they become allies, because of course you wouldn't stay loyal the people who turned you into a monster.

>>91756660
No, Satan, it'll be a happy reunion followed only by moments of familial love.

Why's everyone so hyped up about this Lotor character?
Most of the people watching never saw the original show

>>91756798
Because he has been announced as a complex villain.

>>91756629
Seriously? Over what?

>>91754480
>(((Neil Kaplan)))
what did he mean by this?

>>91756984
He's sick of Klancers calling him a white man who has never experienced racism.

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>>91756798
New pretty boy for them to ship.

>>91756984
He's a comedian. Probably this >>91757058 too. We had a thread all about his fight with a Lancefag who kept calling him white.

>>91757058
>>91757127
He had that long before he started debating against the Voltron fans

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>>91756941
they're mad that people are excited about a skinny conventionally attractive white male character with no minority points

i'm not making a joke.

>>91757166
This. Also, I don't get what it has with him being jewish.>>91757058

>>91757194
I'm guessing there's quite a bit of overlap between these whiners and the rabid Lancefags?

>>91756941
Cause he's an ugly white nobody who's stealing Keith's man!!!

>>91757260
yeah there's a fair amount of "boohoo I'm so scared people will stop paying attention to Lance (and those other browns) now"

I've only started browsing tumblr for content in the last few weeks and I already feel significantly more retarded via osmosis

>>91757194
Sheithfags hate him because Klancers are using Shatt as the moral high ground. I still think Matt is in his teens so that's gonna be a wild ride.

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>>91757333
WAKE ME UP INSIDE

>>91757194
It's partly a backlash against all the love Matt is getting. I don't see why people like him so much. He never did anything important.

>>91756984
>>91757243
People put them on their own names to mock the Stormfronter-types who do it in earnest. It doesn't necessarily mean he's Jewish but I have no idea anyway.

>>91756984
A lot of Jews do this to identify each other and make fun of the alt-right, duh.

>>91757421
He is a Jew. Come on, anon.

>>91757243
/pol/ is responsible for (( ))
It's a code for jew, for instance ((Sarah Silverman)) or ((CNN)), ((Keith))

>>91757441
Yep, it's pretty fucking obvious. Must be the infestation of newfags causing all this.

>>91757495
>((They))

>>91757495
>actually explaining these things to a newfag
Just stop.

>>91757495
more specifically it's from a browser plugin with a database of "known jews" that would echo bracket their names for the user. once it became well known people began to use it on themselves as a form of solidarity or mockery as >>91757421 said

>>91757495
You're supposed to tell them to lurk moar or do their own research, nigga.

>>91757514
>>91757540
If you don't use Twitter and don't hang around alt-righters I don't see why you'd have to know about it, really.

>>91757540
Echo brackets have been mainstream shit for a long time now, it's grown beyond 4chen "culture"

Technically they pre-date the internet but who cares about ancient history

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I'm happy Matt is going to show up and all but I really need to know all about this Galra and his cute ears.

>>91757653
He'll Matt's best friend who sacrifices himself in a battle to save him and Shiro.

>>91757653
I'm just hype for some space rebels in general, the Bladefags seem pretty up their own ass.

>>91757572
This is /co/. The comics and cartoon board. An industry which is full of Jews and arguably started by them. We use the trip parenthesis meme here all the damn time.

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>>91757696
Stop bullying the Galra!

>>91757780
They are obviously a newfag themselves if they don't know /co/mics is a Jew Board.

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To whatever Season 3 brings to us.

>>91757572
The proper etiquette is to not explain these things and let people figure it out themselves. You're only encouraging newfags.

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So who else is looking forwards to robeast Sam Holt

>>91757066
Tell me that is the official look. I'm guessing fanart, but DAMN I would so be content if that was our Lotor.

>>91757780
>>91757846
I was thinking the same thing as >>91757595
It's not really exclusively a /co/ thing, or even a 4chan thing. But I can see your point too.

>>91757867
I'm looking forward to Pidge sacrificing her quintessence to reverse the process, then Matt replacing her on the team.

>>91757876
It's official.

>>91757243
>triple parentheses
>I don't get what it has with him being jewish

Holy shit my sides

>>91757907
Oh FUCK yes! I really hope there is a romance between him and Allura and childhood friends and so much... yessss...

>>91757886
It's an alt-right thing which made it into the mainstream and /co/ uses it a lot. To not know about it is just pure newfaggotry.

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Which is the Best Mouse, /co/?

>>91757946
I lied.

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>>91757970
I like Chulatt.

>>91757955
Will we have another thread of people REEEing over a single newfag? While explaining why it's newfaggotry you answered their question better than the original replier.

>>91757970
Platt

>>91757495
Three not two.

>>91757780
We literally have threads about (((those))) comics here all the time. Also people flooding this whole board talking about (((Genndy))) being a madman lately.

>>91757970
Plachu. He works the hardest.

>>91758014
>expecting any better from 4chan

Newfag pls go

>>91758014
We dislike newfags, because a couple threads ago we had some retard taking our joke rumor and putting in on tumblr as if it was serious. Then they accused us of "stealing edits", when they came from here in the first place. Also take into account the newfags that are judgemental of people minding their own business in the thread, such as the galrafags. Disencouragement is needed when you see a newfag, and we had someone asking something as simple as the definition of "pottery". And if a newfag sees this, no, we're not telling you what it means, this isn't google.com.

>>91757835
CLINK CLINK

>>91758014
Of course. But this only happens when people actually try to explain things in earnest like that one anon who gave a genuine answer for "pottery". Although this time the first couple of anons giving the answers did a shit job with explanation.

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Will Klancefags get over Matt "stealing" potential screentime from Lance and produce Shatt content in an attempt to keep Shiro away from Keith (then later tearing eachother apart over Matt being called a teenager), or will they denounce him as Problematic, Sexist and Too White as his popularity threatens Lance's and proceed to try to hound his fans off of social media?

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>>91757970
I don't know, they're all so lovable. Don't do this to me, man.

>>91758231
Any shipper that acts like this needs to get over themselves tbqh

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>>91757981
Haaate. Oh well. Still the official stuff there is looks so fucking good.

They have already picked on (((Josh Keaton))) and (((Neil Kaplan))).

Is (((Bex Taylor-Klaus))) next?

>>91757970
The fat one, I forgot it's name but it's cuter than the rest.

>>91758277
Oh the slash fanfics with Lotor either bottoming or topping to various Paladins is going to be good. They already have them, even without seeing him. Its only going to get worse when they see that in its full glory.

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>>91758231
there is another way

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>>91758310
Man, that made me think. I know Lotor was infamous as Sincline for keeping sex slaves. So...I wonder if there's (or will be) any reversal fic of the paladins keeping him as theirs? That's kinda something I specifically wish to fap to.

>>91758014
You must be a newfag as well. This is a mainstream thing but here we have anons explaining the meme genuinely but really poorly (displaying their lack of knowledge) and even some who have no idea /co/ is one of (((them))).

>>91758292
(((Bex))) is queer and encourages their headcanons so she's safe for now.

>>91758292
Maybe if she keeps shutting down their trans headcanons. We all know tumblr is populated by bi girls who hate their own vaginas and constantly feel threatened by lesbians.

>>91758433
I just don't give a shit about newfags.

I really wonder who they're getting to be Lotor's VA...

>>91758548
Kimiko Glenn.

>>91758500
t. newfag

>>91758476
She says positive things about different lgbt communities using her character as mascot, and plays a child (in their eyes), so she can only be a victim, never an evil oppressor.

I have to wonder though, if Shiro turned out to be the LGBT rep, how would the fans calling him a pedo feel? Can they hate on a sexual minority?

>>91758579
CONFIRMED.

>>91758500
Ok, last time I post this because I'm getting too caught up in this, but don't encourage them by simply saying you "don't care about them". There's a way to accept anons, but not newfags. Newfags will just jump right in the thread because with no understanding and be like "Hurr durr DOES ANYONE HATE THE GALRALORE". If you're a newfag, LURK MORE.

>>91758579
Screencap this.

>>91758681
Replying to myself to say, I made an error in grammar, sorry about that, but the point still stands.

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>>91758681

>>91758695
LAUREN!!

>>91758658
they'll turn on her too eventually, it's only a matter of time.

if Shiro was a fag they'd just screech harder at he writers for "making the only LGBT rep a pedo"

>>91758579
We mean it for real this time, tumblr. Spread the word.

>>91758658
I could see them doubling down and accusing the crew of homophobia/Josh stealing gay roles and trotting out a bunch of gross stereotypes.

>>91758579
kek

>>91758681
>only a newfag would dare to antagonize the regulars of a shitty thread full of tumblr expats
Okay buddy.

>>91758906
Fuck off. The Galrafags are chill.

>>91758906
My reasoning going over your head for 800

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I'm only unhappy with the match for Hunk, since there isn't really a character like that in the series.

>>91759027
>bitching about newfags while reeking this hard of summer
This thread is an embarrassment of a circlejerk that wets itself at the slightest criticism, which would be forgivable if you weren't so smug about it.

>>91759040

So does this mean Pidge is going to be killed by a bisexual vampire flamenco dancer?

>>91759208
She's really a cross of Emma and Meryl.

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Do you think Sam will eventually be rescued or is he dead?

>>91759256
They don't have the balls. At worst he'll be abused and hard to get to. Or brainwashed and saved by the power of Heart.

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>>91759040

Requesting a drawanon do Keith as Raiden pls. Hands are getting all kinds of sweaty.

>>91759137
Okay buddy.

>>91759256
He's not dead but a rescue followed by a heroic sacrifice isn't out of the question, I think

>>91759487
>RIP fluffy-eared rebel Galra

>>91759406
Is ms-paint ok? Or would you rather it be on paper?

>>91759137
Nah, m8.

>>91757358
If Sheithfags were smart they would be shipping Matt with Lance.

>>91757409
Wish there was a backlash against on Klance. Almost every day on Tumblr, the most popular posts by notes involves that ship. You think the fandom would get tired of it.

>>91759703
What would that ship be called? Latt? Mance? Lanmatt? Malance?

>>91759738
They are tired of it. But you'll be harassed if you talk shit about Klance.

>>91759703
Gay Pance.

>>91759793
I do like Mance. Malance is pretty good and dumb too. I wonder if it exists anywhere already?

>>91759793
the most popular name so far seems to be Latte

>>91759738
Lance fans are the fandom. It's all they care about as Wondercon showed us and the REEEEEing that took place after Tim breathed Keith's name.

>>91759703
Too much effort, especially when you don't really care all that much about either character.

>>91759703
I think they have night terrors involving Lance from all the bullshit, so they ship him with brutal death.

>>91759846
That's gonna piss off the food bloggers. Just like how Lancelot pissed off Arthurianas. VLD is working its way to the top of the most hated fandom list.

>>91759846
Why is there an e at the end?

>>91759846
>this is already a thing
Never underestimate Lancefags

>>91759828
Pance vs Mance wars

>>91759920
it's been a thing if you're a mattfag

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>>91759885
to make it sound better and complete a shitty pun

>>91759885
Because it's cooler. Imagine all the coffeeshop AU title-puns!

>>91759939
I'm somewhat of a Mattfag, but I'd take Holt incest before shipping Mal-ance.

>>91759738
>>91759824
>>91759855
I'm new to Tumblr, is there any way to filter all the ships from the search results like Google is able to? I don't care for the romance, I only browse there to save background fanart, reaction images, and comedic webcomics.

>>91759703
I have noticed a lot of Lancefags hate on Matt because he will take away more potential screen time from Lance.

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>>91759947
>tfw this is happening and you can't do anything to stop it

>>91760007
Google it.

>>91760011
Ok I ship Lance/Matt now.

>>91760007
Blacklisting

>>91760007
google dot com

Jesus Christ

I hope once Matt shows up he's an embittered asshole with ~problematic~ opinions just to BTFO of all the soft, sweet nerd boy headcanons I've been seeing.

>>91760096
He and Allura will bond over their Galra genocide fantasies.

>>91760011
You mean what Keith has been getting, considering he's the true leader of Voltron and closest to what we consider the MC? Lance fans usually don't complain about him getting more screen time, because most of them ship Keith with Lance.

>>91758231
I've actually only seen sheithfags going postal over matt but i don't doubt rabid lancefags are getting assblasted too

>>91760121
I want racist rallying Mallura comics now.

>>91760011
Yes, they're also raging over some people who prefer him over Lance. They're calling them racist and colourist. It's hilarious.

>>91760136
Nope, loads of Lancefags complained about Keith getting more screen time and called it "colorist". They actually hate Keith and just use him as a twink accessory for Lance.

>>91760096
>after escaping with the rebels Matt converts to radical Galraslam
>constantly berates Katie for piloting Green without him as an escort
>keeps trying to push Lance off tall buildings for being a faggish metrosexual
>trades Katie's hand in marriage to a fellow Galraslamist for 40 spacegoats

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>>91758231
>I share a fandom with people that treat fictional characters from a children's cartoon anime like real people they know and love
Jesus Christ, and I thought the Star Wars fans were obsessed.

>>91760011
There's Lance vs Matt fighting at the moment. The obvious answer is to ship them together.

>>91760142
I don't really interact with the fandom but I thought ShiroMatt was really similiar to Sheith, and would get along well.

>>91760262
At least nobody has married Lance on the astral plane yet.

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>>91760262
>Implying you wouldn't protect this perfect specimen
Post more Sendak

>>91760136
What are you talking about? Loads of Klancefags hate Keith.

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>>91759703
God, but spite shipping takes so much energy. I'd rather just continue to ignore and occasionally laugh at the more extreme klancefags.

Also wouldn't opposed to Shiro sandwiches

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>>91760136
Nah, loads of Klancefags hate canon Keith, because he doesn't worship Lance and he's going to be the black paladin. You should see the rage against him being leader from the kl fandom who think Lance should be leader. Anybody but Keith, honestly, as that puts him in a "higher" position than Lance and implies he's more like Shiro's equal.

>>91760295
I can't wait for the first Lancefsg to turn 18 and announce her undying love for her husbando at the altar. The theme will be Mexican.

>>91760011
Some Shitllurans are getting mad about more Shatt content being created too. I am neutral towards Matt but his existence threatening all these dumb fucks makes me smile.

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>>91760300
>Loads of Klancefags hate Keith
How can a shipper ship a couple that involves hating half of the entire ship?

>>91760136
>Lancers don't hate Keith
Have you not had contact with this fandom since the release of S2?

>>91760292
Nah, I see quite a few hardcore Sheiths screeching over the spike in Matt and Shatt content. They hate him.

>>91760398
Matt and Romelle will leave these shipperfags dead on the floor.

>>91760419
By reducing the hated character into a pining, pathetic shell of the original that worships their fave.

>>91760419
Because Keith is not Lance's other half. Keith is Lance's handbag.

>>91760419
Because fellating Lance is the primary objective. Notice how there's hardly any strife or drama between Lance ships.

>>91760394
>puts him in a "higher" position than Lance and implies he's more like Shiro's equal
Of course, everyone should aspire to be like Shiro. Even Pidge. He's the Chad of Voltron.

>>91760419
Hell they don't even like Lance mostly, they like an alternate reality version of the character fabricated from shitty headcanons and poorly written fanfiction.

I guarantee when S3 hits there will be a rash of crying about how he's being written sooo poorly, because canon Lance doesn't match up with the one in their heads.

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Out of anon-curiosity, does anyone know the name of the yellow lion's weapon/booster pack form? The one Hunk gets when he stops the arc from sinking into the acid bath.

Eg: Green lion cannon called Soulsurge cannon

>>91760398
They shit their pants at the very mention of "Romelle".

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>be pretty big sheith shipper, draw some fanart and shit, have a couple k followers
>login in tungle today
>see some of my fellows and some lancefags ripping their hair out over Matt like he came to their houses and fucked their mothers
>romelle hasn't even been teased yet
>mfw
Why are people so fucking embarrassing over shipping?

>>91760585
Because they have nothing else to live for.

>>91759934
>Lance thinks Matt is actually Pidge's older sister.

>>91760536
>ic Lance makes boner jokes and commits sexual assault
"Hey, Keith...I..oh, never mind." *blushes*

>>91760585
could you post some screenshots of it?

>>91760585
Autism

>>91760524
A big part of kl shippers hating on sheith and shit is that Shiro is (in their minds) the "dad/boss" of the group that everybody worships and there's a ~power imbalance~ in any paladin ship with him in. Keith being the new boss means he'll have that same status by their own mental gymnastic driven logic.

>>91757970
Plachu

>>91760636
>commits sexual assault
When? That's not his character. He's Captain Kirk

>>91760683
>there's a ~power imbalance~
Pretty sure that's bullshit and them hating on Sheith has more to do with the threat it poses to their ship. They don't want Keith to lead because it takes attention away from their avatar.

>>91760536
>Lance mostly, they like an alternate reality version of the character fabricated from shitty headcanons and poorly written fanfiction.

Has there been any other character from any other show/film/video game/cartoon/anime recently where fans are only fans of a certain character because they have their own alternate interpretation of that character that matches Lance?

I honestly can't think of one that matches Lancers obsession of Lance that isn't even really the Lance in canon. It's like seeing a more advanced form of fan devotion. It's one thing to like a fictional character, but to devote one's self to an non-existent fanmade version of that fictional character?

It's passed liking a character, but imposing their own will on that character and insisting that's canon.

>>91760683
Bet they'd like power imbalance kink if it included Lance whump and h/c.

t. bitter keithfag.

>>91760788
It's also guaranteed to bring on an arc for Lance when he'll be the shithead holding back the team over his jealousy. And they want "Langst" to be portrayed as sympathetic.

>>91760851
Saitama from One Punch Man.

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>>91760851
Maybe Dean in Supernatural got some of it, but he's a grown man so insane teenaged girls can't identify with him so much as they do Lance.

Probably Steven Universe has some of this shit, too, but I don't know for which character(s).

>>91760851
Blaise Zabini from Harry Potter.

>>91760985
who the fuck is blaise zabini

>>91760851
This a new generation that grew up browsing tumblr in class instead of socializing.

To answer the question : I can't, at least not from the top pf my head. TTGL has Kamina who overshadowed the show as a meme, to the point some people never watched beyond ep. 8 and wanted him as main protag. But he doesn't become a different character.

>>91760851
Duo from Gundam Wing.

>>91761076
Aw shit, I forgot Gundam Wing. Duo would absolutely be Lance if GW was a newbie fandom right now. Can't remember much fanfic that ever characterised him outside of being a Pretty Woobie, either.

>>91760851
From my experience, the most diehard fans of Lance are self-inserting and projecting hard onto him. It is pretty sad cause a lot of their posts believe their problems are also Lance's problems and reveals what they are underneath.

I saw one post where some interracial mixed teen from Tumblr asserts that Lance's suffers from the same racial identity crisis he suffers from due to the fact that Lance is only half-Cuban, despite living in a future where being multi-ethnic isn't really a big deal.

Or the ones that believe Lance is really close to being suicidal due to his insecurities, will turn on the rest of his team, school mass shooter style, or join the Galra Empire due to neglect.

>>91760851
Draco Malfoy is the master of this.

>>91760683
>power imbalance
But if Klancers get their way, and Lance becomes the leader, doesn't that also hamper their ship? Unless you're telling me that they're fine with the power imbalance as long as Lance isn't on the bottom.

>>91761223
Holy fuck.

>>91761223
Draco in Leather Pants.

>>91761223
That's it. That's the answer we were looking for.

>>91761223
Also Snape.

>>91761223
Damn, I almost forgot about him. I agree. Draco fans have a completely warped view of what Draco really is in the novels. It's almost like they're talking about a different person in Harry Potter.

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>>91761305
>tfw u remember that Coran is self lubricating

>>91757970
None of them. Of all the things they dropped from GoLion, those things should have been the first.

>>91761248
>they're fine with the power imbalance as long as Lance isn't on the bottom
Expect to see pages of text explaining how Lance can't perpetrate a power imbalance because he isn't white.

>>91761047
A super minor Slytherin whose name had only been mentioned once prior to the sixth book. The fandom spent a lot of time fighting about whether the character was a Draco's hot goth girlfriend or hot Italian boyfriend and then collectively shit themselves once Rowling revealed he was black.

>>91759040
>Pidge forcing Hunk to think of her as a woman instead of a nerdy sibling

>>91761382
But that's ableist, Keith is neurodivergent.

>>91761382
Well, technically, Keith isn't even really human, let alone white. Pretty sure the human privilege hierarchy would rank Keith as being more "oppressed" than Lance on the basis that Lance is 100% human.

>>91761452
Shiro confirmed for the true conspiracy theorist on the team and future governor of Minnesota.

>>91761453
Isn't fucking Keith inherently problematic then?

>>91761476
But he's white passing!!1

>>91761476
But anon, the Galra are CLEARLY a metaphor for white oppressors, so Keith is actually EXTRA privileged.

>>91761502
When will these people stop abusing Keith.

>>91760683
>there's a ~power imbalance~ in any paladin ship with him in
why can't they just realize that power imbalance is hot?

>>91761636
>p-p-pedoplilia!4!!

>>91761452
>There will be a day where Shiro either is replaced, retired, or dies, and Keaton will no longer be needed
Keaton is one of the cooler aspects of the show, but I just know Shiro's chapter is about to be closed. At least the show wasn't cancelled, unlike Spider-man and Green Lantern.

>>91761718
Did your uncle who works at Nintendo tell you?

>>91761476
Isn't Keith's dad white?

>>91761076
god this, and 90% of 3x4 fics were trashy het romance novels with the serial numbers filed off and the chick's genitals replaced with quatre's babydick

>>91761780
They've been laying it thick that Shiro won't be around with the team forever.

Almost like how 2012 TMNT kept teasing Splinter's death only to kill him for reals.

>>91761223
Harry Potter was a nightmare. Still can't believe Cass Clare was able to scam laptops out of people. She's a successful author now.

>>91761223
DULLEST

>>91762074
A successful author by filing the serial numbers off her Weasleycest fic.

>>91762074
The Harry Potter and LotR fandoms were ridiculous. Makes everything going on in Voltron look like a joke.

>>91762147
It has a much smaller following, to be fair. It's pretty terrible for that.

>>91762147
At least we got squidfucking and orcrape out of those.

>>91761636
>tfw all you find is mutual love and respect Shance
>no horny senior officer taking advantage of starstruck insecure dumbass Shance
a bad fucking feel

>>91761780
It's pretty obvious that Shiro isn't going to be around much longer. The original Voltron had Keith as the leader and the writers even confirmed that a part of Keith's development is going to be him developing as a leader, which means Shiro is going to be replaced. Hell, Shiro even designates Keith as his successor should anything happen to him. Shiro is probably going to retire with Romelle. But that still leaves us with who's going to pilot the Red Lion.

>>91761359
t. Cova

>>91762232
You know all of this about Shiro and even pointed at the original Voltron but you don't know who is going to pilot Red?

>>91762304
Matt. Allura will pilot Green when Pidge dies

>>91762304
It's obviously going to be Slav.

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>>91762394
>Pidge dies before she sees Matt

>>91762304
It's either going to be Lance, with Allura piloting Blue, but they might mix things up a little. Keith wasn't an alien in the original, so they might pull a fast one and just have Allura go for Red, given that her personality suits Red more. Also, Lance apparently has a closer bond to Blue than the rest. He even states that he's not willing to switch lions with anyone when he was talking to Keith.

>>91762460
Yeah, I'm not handling this one.

>>91762460
>what if Allura pilots red??
They should do this just to trigger oldfags.

>>91762460
>Lance ever getting respect from red
That's a good one, got any more jokes tonight?

>>91762460
>>91762726
I could see this happening honestly. Allura is genuinely more hotheaded and driven than Lance.

>>91762749
You'll be in for a surprise then. Red is the lion who respects instincts over skills. Lance is a show off, red will love him.

Keith is something else entirely, what that is, we don't know yet.

>>91762726
I'm an oldfag and I'm fine with this.

>>91762878
Lance will have to get some instincts first, since right now his only skills are marksmanship and formulating fairly simple plans in the field

>>91763029
>Allura failing to impress Red
>turns to Keith for advice
>he gets really passionate while talking about what it's like to pilot Red, starts opening up to Allura
>they bond hard over it
imagine this. imagine the delicious tears

>>91763029
Same here.

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>>91764375
Pidge got the yaoi hands.

>>91763481
>imagine this. imagine the delicious tears
Can't wait for all these "they have zero chemistry!" posts, accompained by edits with Allura being replaced by Lance

>>91755653
How does he find a McDonald's out in space?

>>91764804
A bunch of greys opened up a franchise that proved successful enough to branch out.

>>91756660
I wish, but they won't. It's "too tragic".

>>91763029
I'm an oldfag too and the only thing that will trigger me is Slav dying.

>>91763029
>>91763507
>>91765454
People don't realize how chill oldfags are.

>>91757702
That's what happens when your numbers keep getting thinner and thinner because of spies and Zarkon attacks. You get really prohibitive in who you interact with because the enemy can look like you.

>>91765099
I'll bet their mascot is another kalteneker.

>>91762422
You know, why is it always humans or humanoids who pilot the lions?

>>91764804
it's just Hunk's lewd fantasy. no idea why Shiro is there

>>91765797

When you get old you stop getting upset about little things as much.

>>91765454
Slav is best boy.

>>91766110
Can't have fries without beef.

>>91766338
wrong, WRONG

Shiro is best boy.
Slav is best man.

>>91766652
Shiro is worst boy.
BBShiro is best boy.

>>91766927
Shiro is pure. And he is best boy.

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>>91767231
Shiro is best when he is pure of heart but slut of body.

>>91764303
I guess this artist fapped to the image of the squid sisters getting their ears rubbed before making this?

>>91766927
I need fic featuring instructor BBShiro taking advantage of cadet girl!Keith and impregnating her before flying off to Kerberos.

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>>91767719
Like Keith wouldn't willingly give up the goods to try and trap him with a babby anyway.

>>91767719
I'm glad we can all agree that Keith is best girl.

>>91767719
I want fic of instructor BBShiro taking advantage of cadet Keith, getting impregnated by him, and doing the Kerberos mission while pregnant

>>91768333
How would he even get prenatal care in space.

>>91768468
BBShiro doesn't care either way.

>>91756612
>>91756550
Yeah but war is something to angst about, especially when it changes your loved ones forever

Same goes for how he'll feel about her now being a legendary warrior with the universe's safety on her shoulders

>>91757194
It is pretty stupid though
Dude has like 30 seconds of characterisation and people are creaming themselves over him

>>91768487
For someone who isn't very maternal, Shiro sure gets pregnant a lot.

>>91768719
>>91768719
All we know about him is that he was once a wimpy male Pidge but then he got an adrenaline makeover.

>>91768540
She already has a lot of guilt about not being able to get to them for so long, so while she'd be glad he's safe, she'd probably blame herself for the ways he's had to change too.

>>91768719
they're excited for the character to get fleshed out. I don't really see how it's dumb.

>>91768937
in addition he's half the focus of Pidge's arc and is presumably part of an entirely new faction. there are plenty of reasons to be hype about Matt reappearing

>>91768937
It's stupid because they've built this fanon around him and they will scream at the showrunners for "bad writing" when it's jossed.

>>91759738
I just started looking at stuff in the fandom and I'm feeling this
It's like everyone else in the show are just extras to their secret teen love story. I have to wonder if they like the show for it's action and plotlines at all or if they're just watching for the cute boys
I just want more good Pidge art damn it

It's ironic though because I'm a shipfag for another tumblr-popular ship that overtakes it's fandom despite it barely being a thing in the show, so now I understand the pain of being in a fandom but not it's cancer

>>91769284
People are already shipping Shatt to stop Sheith so it will be a riot when Matt is also revealed to be a teen.

Yet this pairing is still more appealing than that bullshit Shallura

>>91769556
Can't wait when Shatt will be butt-blasted with blessed Shomelle.

>>91769447
otayuri?

>>91769275
I'm excited about that too, but people aren't even talking about that, they're just going "hnnngh daddy Matt so swole and hot oh my sexy grown up bby I love you" and then go on to talk about him and Shiro being lovers

>>91769697
>google
>a YOI ship
Eh?
If that's someone's url it's not me

i'll be honest, I just want the Matt/Lance/Pidge porn

please God i've never asked you for anything before

>>91769697
>>91769865
Oh you were making a guess at which ship, woops

>>91769447
Sterek?

>>91770491
>>91769447
I'm definitely in m/m territory around here aren't I

https://youtu.be/gtjoajJWidE
>Lance's theme

>>91771088
Voltron threads are infested with fujos.

>>91771088
Everyone is a fujo here, even kallura shippers are fujos.

>>91772041
What about the literal fags?

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>>91771088
old meme but

So will Galaxy Garrison end up fighting Lotor?

>>91772307
no

>>91772284
>Reminding me of le meme faces
Why

>>91772276
Fujo is a state of mind, it transcends gender and sexuality. So male fag could be a fujo too.

>>91769890
>Pidge finds and rescues her brother
>He rapes her instead of being grateful

>>91772451
That's a fundashi.

Is it just me or did anyone else spot a lot of Zone of the Enders influence in Zarkon's mech?

>>91772307
They will form Vehicle Voltron.

>>91772307
Something tells me their technology level won't allow them to fight anyone.

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>>91772390
sorry

>>91772546
I'll reeee very hard if they'll do a Vehicle Voltron with humans only. Cinda and Krik are best girl and boy.

>>91772546
>>91772704
I thought Joaquim and Lauren said that wasn't happening.

I swear to god the Tumblr fanbase is almost as dumb as the Steven Universe fanbase.

>>91772965
The entire SU fanbase or just the SU tumblr fanbase?

>>91773062
Just the Tumblr fanbase.

>>91772965
Did they do something new and exciting?

>>91771088
The numbers here seem to typically run 50-60% female (bi, for some reason, with straight a small minority) and another like 20-25% gay male.

>>91773101
Does calling one of the voice actors a pedo for shipping Sheith counts?

>>91772041
The showrunners seem like a Kallura shippers. Are they fujos too?

>>91773173
They're bi girls because they come from tumblr.

>>91773278
Calling voice actors may be new, but not the entire thing.

>>91773278
Nobody outside tumblr and here "ships".

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>>91772809
Too bad. They probably hate strong femal characters after all.

>>91773173
I'm female too but I'm used to SU and other things with f/f

>>91773446
what about youtube?

>>91773360
Lauren certainly is.

>>91773360
Of course! Almost every member of staff joked or referenced some fujoshit at least once.

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>>91772472
Pidge is not for incest, let alone rape.

>>91773491
All Tumblr people.

>>91773426
No wonder they're so annoying.

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>>91773543
She is for pure sibling cuteness.

>>91772472
Isn't this the plot of Old Boy? Or at least part of it I thought

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>>91773633

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>>91773360
Everyone knows Lauren is a fujoshi, Tim is secretly a woman and Joaquim is high on estrogen.

>>91773633
>>91773676
>>91773713
Wow, I think that finally pushed me over the edge and gave me diabetes from pure sweetness. Thanks asshole. Got any more?

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>>91773794
No more of that, but a little more Pidge and Matt.

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>>91773826

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>>91773849

>>91773622
At least they aren't calling themselves panromantic demisexuals or nonbinary trannyshits.

>>91773869
Is Shiro a manlet by Galra standards?

>>91773826
>Teenage Sendak is a cute
Is he ever not perfect?

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>>91773945
He gets lots of head pats from old ladies.

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>>91773622
I'm still trying to figure out why bisexual women are so much more obnoxious than bisexual men.

>>91773543
>implying
Broken Pidge best Pidge

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>>91774039

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>>91773994
He has never had an awkward stage.

>>91757358
Matt is older than Keith, Lance, and Hunk, he can't be in his teens anymore. Let Shatt live.

>>91774149
He wears the same uniform as them, though.

>>91774072
No idea. Maybe they the have "everyone is bi" college slut mentality. Even legbutts think they're embarrassing.

>>91774149
He wears a cadet uniform. He would be around Hunk's age.