JACK IS GETTING THAT PUSS TONIGHT JACK IS GETTING THAT PUSS TONIGHT

>"Thanks Jack...I love you."
>"WOAH...What the fuck?"

>>91746106
Gibe da pussi b0ss

>>91746106
Consider this shit spammed!

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>>91746106
There will be spanking.

>>91746378
Back to >>>/trash/ with you
>>91746405
Oh My!

>>91746378
Don't worry, Johnny Bravo will appear in the season's finale and they will have a threesome

>>91746490
JB is too busy fucking Indians in Bollywood

>>91746490
>Johnny Bravo

Damn it. I miss that guy.

Jacked off to him many a times when I was but a wee lad.

Such a shame that nobody will touch that character with a ten foot pole nowadays because if they do, everybody would scream misogyny.

>>91746528
You sound like you're still a wee lad, if you catch my drift.

>>91746106
not tonight, but soon, most likely by ep 8 he will have gotten it

>>91746594
Nope, tonight.

>>91746586
I'm still a boy at heart, I'll give you that.

Stop making me admit I'm old damnit.

>>91746651
I doubt it, jack's broken mentally and he needs to warm up to the idea of fucking someone who was once trying to kill him

they'll most likely start exhibiting feelings towards each other in this episode, but sex? doubt it

though I am 100% sure that they'll fuck in some episode after 6

>>91746728
Let's all agree to one thing: They're gonna get hitched after killing Aku

>>91746784
if neither of them die - sure

>>91746808
It will happen. I have foreseen it.

>>91746829
amen

>>91746106
>What...is Love?

>>91746784
Just remember SJ came from Genndy's childhood dream of wandering a post-apocalyptic world as a samurai with his crush. Dollars to donuts this will be how SJ ends.

>>91746980
>Baby don't hurt me
>Don't hurt me
>No more

>>91747023
I hope its the raspberry filled dark chocolate glazed doughnuts

>>91746198
>inserts most inappropriate picture possible
LET'S GET SOME PUSI TONYYYYYGGGHT

>>91746106
She looks absolutely gorgeous when she smiles

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>>91746106
SOON

>>91747136
Bettah change that to TV-MA ifyaknowhatimean

>>91746106
I'M ALREADY ROCK HARD

>>91746528
Why, it's not like he ever wins.
If anything Femenists should love a show about some chad getting the shit kicked out of him every time he compliments a woman

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>>91746106
>Ashi is a virgin
>Starts fucking Jack
>Doesn't know what she's doing
>Expect lots of hilarious over the top facial reactions that look like everyone's pass kidney stones
This is going to be about as sexy as that scene from Showgirls where she does her best dolphin impression

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>>91747239
Oh my

Can someone give mega link for episode 2?

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>yfw she is a Futa

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>>91747283

>>91747265
Dat ass is cash

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>>91746106

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>>91747136
Don't forget to train your one-eyed oni for this event

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>>91747362

Anyone else want Aku to win, I mean he just deserves it.

>>91747418
Does he? He just sits there and goes on about his MALAAAAAAAISE

>>91747418
He did for 50 years

>>91747418
>can't get rid of just 1 foolish samurai warrior
nah

>>91747418
He could win if he wasn't so scared. Years of being constantly BTFO by a Samurai who is slowly going insane will do that to you though.

>Cult of fanatics trains 7 girls to deadly assassins from birth to kill Jack hoping a demon that has no idea they exist or even cares will shower them with praise.
>Scatbot has demon on speeddial

I think the cult of aku is woefully deluded

>>91746106
Ten bucks that it didn't happen.
>Screencap this, motherfucker.

>>91747480
>Cult will likely never be mentioned or heard of again for the rest of the season

>>91747239
Jack is a virgin too.

>>91747546
Oh look, Nate Silver comes here.

>>91747418
t. Aku

>>91746405
>call'n a paddln' spanking
oh you best believe that's a padln'

>>91747568
source needed.
But still, kidney stone faces all around

>>91747630
You know Ashi would love that don't you?

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>>91747640
>yfw jack fucks ashi in her urethra

>>91747564
We are not pulling a Baron or Bendy

>>91746106
Ashi changes her hair, and all of a sudden /co/ is open to her having a relationship with Jack. Never change /co/, never change.

>>91746106
Jack's gonna give it to ya

>>91747726
Fuck Bendy

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>>91747747
>he thinks we're focusing on the hair

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>>91746106
>It's an Ashi discovers how good it feels to go around naked episode

Where did you people get that image?

>>91747747
>/co/ is one person

>>91747747
I was open to it WAY before i came here

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>implying Jack hasn't lost his virginity to one of Aku's female forms over the last 50 years already

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>>91747568
>Jack has sex for the first time
>Loses the powers of purity he has long protected
>Can no longer jump good

FOOLISH SAMURAI

>>91746106
>Ashi is Naked

I am so ready for this episode. Samurai Ashi doesn't seem so bad anymore.

>>91747833
Aku is no demon. He's a troll

>>91747868
I liked her since the premier

>>91746173

>"Very well."

>"Leave now and be pure, or stay, and face your destiny."
>"MY DESTINY IS YOUR DICK"

>>91746106
>We'll bang, ok?

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>>91747564
I think I can say otherwise.

>>91746378
Samurai were well known for screwing little boys.

Did Jack ever get screwed?

Why are warrior cultures so fucking pedogay anyway?

>>91748091
because they were all roided up meatheads who could die any day so they had the yolo mentality

This is going to be the most awkward sex ever. The only way they'll get relaxed is of the pretend it's sparring

>>91747747
I was always okay with it, so it's nice that not many people are bitching and moaning about her anymore.

>>91748272
let's see how she likes a cum-me-ha-me-ha

oh sorry wrong show

>>91748272
Kinky yet hot

>>91747747
Don't you think it may be because she gets naked?

>>91748610
She's practically "naked" already. That suit leaves nothing to imagination

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>>91748080

>When only one of your daughters survives and she ends up fucking the samurai

Anyone member the long lists of nicknames we gave Jack after he killed six of the seven daughters, could we start another one since it seems like he's gonna be banging Ashi soon

>>91747747
>/co/ is open to her having a relationship with Jack
I'm not, but if they're going that route anyway we might as well try to have fun with it.

>>91748080
so is jack saying "please don't fight"?
that's weird

>implying this is surprising

We all knew Ashi was gonna get JACKED when she was the only survivor of the daughters

>>91748737
Noice pun

>>91747480
Cults usually are.

>>91748714
Fighting Aku (assuming that's him) with no
magic sword is suicide.

>>91747275
They're all literally on YouTube faggot

>>91748840
He's going to get his sword back

>>91748680
if you want to do that you could at least start by coming up with the first nickname yourself, like
>samurai "dogma breaking dong" jack
anyway, these kind of things have to be spontaneous to catch on, else they feel forced

>>91748714
This is what I can read from that
A: The simplest solution is always the best one.
J: Ashi, you can't let it end this way, please don't fight.

>>91748840
should he be asking her to run away instead?

GET THAT BACK
BACK TO THE ASS
BACK TO THE ASS
SAMURAI JACK

>>91748911
to me, he's saying she must fight.

>>91748080
>Phil Lamarr posing as though he is bound in chains

Phil confirmed for fucking Tara to record the sex scene.

>>91749043
kind of upset that tara is minding her phone while phil acts it up, seems a little rude

>>91748680
>Samurai "Rocking the Sack" Jack

>>91749115
She kinda is a rude cunt

>>91749115
I'm assuming her script is there.

>>91749115
Now im gonna imagine Ashii using her phone when jack is in chains.

>>91746106
Didn't he had his own family before he became a time lord? Shit man I gotta rewatch the series again.

>>91746405

i want an Aku or Jack version of this pic.

>>91749305
Just his mom and dad
>>91749345
Didn't need to here that anon

>>91747546
How about twenty dollars?

>>91749371
They'll fuck

>>91747805
>>91747833
>this meme
Serious though, if they pull it off Jack should address it as being his first time.

>>91749495
Instant boner kill. Thanks anon. Asshole

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>>91749588
HOLY FUCK

>>91749257
Someone should do it. Have Jack in that same situation calling to her only to see that Ashi is just tapping on a screen not sure what's she's doing but fascinated by it, Cut back to Jack saying: Are you kidding me?

>>91749588
Yup that about sums it up

Wait a black guy voices Jack?

what the fuck?

>>91749588
I'm sorely disappointed in the lack of lesbian incest these girls have

>>91749769
>newfagging this hard

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OqcVJ57-KYI

>people autistic enough to make this

>>91750071
>being that selfaware of you autism that you put a vevo thumbnail clickbait

>>91750138
They're still gonna fuck tonight

>>91748680
Samurai "Once You Go Jack You Never Go Back" Jack

8 hours 58 mins 'til the flogging

>>91747747
I was open the moment I read about Genndy's original inspiration/vision of Samurai Jack. I'm just glad she's more cute now.

Honestly, I find it strange that /co/ was so horrified at the idea of a romantic interest. Samurai Jack is a pretty simple story of ultimate good vs Ultimate evil, it's almost mythical in that sense. Those kind of stories usually end with a good ol' heterosexual relationship. If I expected anyone to get outraged, it would be those tumblrinas that expect everything to be a subversion of tropes or an anti-establishment statement.

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>>91746106
>>91747362

>>91748714
>>91748911
It says: Please Ashi, fight. Read closely.

>>91748080
I can't wait for the scene in which he shaves his beard.

>>91750239
The Fappening. Get it str8 faget

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>>91750294

>>91750327
Its the fucking face that killes me!

>>91750248
Last episode opened with a nameless warrior with a magic sword attacking aku with his daughters. Parallels

I hope you realize that spoiler image with ashi is from the half way point

>>91748080
>The simplest solution is usually the best one

And I'll be honest: killing you? Is hard.

>>91750312
The flogging is to strengthen the fapping

>>91750349
That "nameless" warrior was the Based Scot. He literally has an army of daughters

>>91750386
I think that anon meant nameless as in we don't know the real name of either jack or the scotsman.

According to some leaked screenshots, we'll also see the three sighted archers and the ravers again.

>>91750394
Hes got a fan name though: The Based Scot. The man has a fucking minigun for a leg!

>>91750408
The rave episode was fucking sick af. Best one imo

>>91750442
Anyone agree or disagree?

>>91748680
>samurai "big dong in the ching chong" jack
>samurai "blow a load on the rack" jack
>samurai "wielding another magic sword" jack
>samurai "gotta get back, back in that ass, samurai" jack

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>>91746378

fuck off

So, Jack and Ashi are giving each other their virginities? That's nice.

>>91750680
Kind of a tender moment actually

>>91748680
Samurai "Enter the Ninja" Jack

>>91750614
That last one is kinda redundant imo

>>91750071
Are we now posting crappy AMVs? Allow me to contribute:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gdxoUlH-KsE

>>91750745
kek

>>91750776
Fuck you, Johnny Cash is as sad as Sound of Silence by Disturbed

>>91750819
disturbed ruined that song

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>>91749588

>Ashi has a nightmare about her childhood

>Wakes up in a cold-sweat

>We see her being held by Jack asleep with each other next to a campfire

>She smiles lightly and cuddles up back to sleep

>Camera pans up to the moon and the stars

>WATCHA

>>91750998
It made it sadder! Just watch the Gears of War 4 trailer

>>91751057
maybe in ep 7 or 8, but not 6

>>91751057
>the viewer responds with a heartfelt "D'aww" at the pure tenderness of that scene

Emmy award nao

>>91750819
>>91750998
They both ruined the original

>>91751217
You ruined the original

>>91751250
No u

50
YEARS
OF
CUM

>>91746106
>>91746173
Don't worry I got the reference

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>>91747568
>foreign prince that traveled the world
yeh, nah
he got some the second he hit puberty
Women like foreign accents
women like high status
and women have always liked warriors
he's all bloody 3

>>91746106
Speaking of the episode tonight, those masked big ninja things that attack ashi are the elephant things that jacked saved right? I mean it makes sense.

>>91751827
yes, they are. It's not meant to be a big reveal

>>91750745
10/10

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>>91752043
CALLED IT! She'll be preggers in the end!

>>91746980
UNDERSTAND! UNDERSTAND!
THE CONCEPT OF LOVE!

I'm most likely going to miss the stream tonight, will it be long before it's reposted elsewhere?

>>91752198
you've got to fly, like a butterfly

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are you ready, /co/?

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I'm ready for the sauce

>>91752393
You can't spell Nutrition without Nut!

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>>91752524
are you mad nobody gives a shit about that show anymore

>>91748680
Samurai "Asian Sensation" Jack
Samurai "Kunoichi banger" Jack

>>91752612
Samurai "kunai in the poonani" Jack

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>>91746106
>Ashi finds Jack during one of his hallucinations
>Tries to make him snap out of it
>Nothing works
>"Well here goes nothing"
>Kiss scene ensues
Just wait and see, that's how it's going to be.

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>>91746106
>They start banging
>Suddenly Aku face
>Jack freaks the fuck out leaving Ashi utterly confused

>>91752612
Samurai "Dick in the chick" Jack

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>>91746106
>when the samurai dicc is extra thicc

>>91752707
I fucking love this board now

>>91747480
>cult trains 7 women who have never seen the outside world to kill a ruggedly handsome, heroic man while they're literally all in their sexual primes

Yeah, you didn't think this through, head cultist.

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>>91747568

She's giving herself a haircut.

Why do you retards think there will be sex? Jack is somewhere meditating in order to get his sword back, and Ashi is searching for him. People keep recognizing her as a minion of Aku, so she gets a haircut and a new getup.

>>91748680
>Samurai "Wields a Magic Sword" Jack

>>91752868
because she's naked duh

>>91752868
1. no one knows her
2. who gets naked to cut their hair?

>>91752906
dude come on, it's obvious that they're going to fuck, but not on this episode, ep 7or 8 is a better bet

don't hype yourself up for le sex in ep 6, it most likely won't happen yet

>>91752906
I plead the fifth

>>91752906
>no one knows her
Did you watch the preview? Those snuffleupagus aliens recognize her.

>>91752906
Where else do adults grow hair, Anonymous?

>>91753000
Armpits.
But she's got a European vibe to her.

>>91753037
She's Asian too dipshit

>>91752707
>Ashi finds Jack during one of his hallucinations
>Tries to make him snap out of it
>Nothing works
>"Well here goes nothing"
>Rape scene ensues

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>>91747747
To be fair her original haircut was an atrocity.

>>91753037
Think a little lower.

>>91750590
>>91750442
It was really fucking cool but it wasn't the best that's for sure

>>91753089
lower than the armpits?
The forearms!

Ashi sees a psychic
The psychic connects her to Jack
She senses he's in danger
She finds him and joins him on his mental journey to retrieve his sword

>>91753106
No you retard
Leg hair
Women shave their legs

>>91753090
Honestly I'm a Hardstyle/Hardcore fan so its kinda personal preference

>>91753084
Man, people who hate onions must live a very sad culinary life.

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>>91747881
That's what makes him great

WE NEED A JACK AND ASHI "NO WAY FAG" EDIT

WE NEED A JACK AND ASHI "NO WAY FAG" EDIT

WE NEED A JACK AND ASHI "NO WAY FAG" EDIT

WE NEED A JACK AND ASHI "NO WAY FAG" EDIT

WE NEED A JACK AND ASHI "NO WAY FAG" EDIT

WE NEED A JACK AND ASHI "NO WAY FAG" EDIT

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>>91753143
I love onions but I wouldn't want my head to be one

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>>91753209
Onion Pus is definitely not /ourguy/

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>>91753143

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>>91753395
>>91753339
>>91753280
tell me there's porn of this thicc racist slut

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>>91753184
I'm Donald Trump and I support this ship!

This will probably end up being nothing. Probably just a scene of her changing out her spandex and into a samurai robe.

>>91753435
what does the J stand for?
also, please don't start WWIII before we can all get samurai swords and waifus

>>91753490
His middle name is actually James. Legit fact. And Japan is our baby. He'll keep the anime and waifus safe

>>91753490
Jojo reference

What time does the show tonight anyways?

>>91753556
Back to >>>/a/ with you

>>91753572
10 pm Central time

>>91748680
Samurai "It makes the "WHA-CHA!!" noise when I whip it out" Jack

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>>91753434
Dunno, but Chris Garrison draws a lot of thicc girls. Pic unrelated.

7 hrs and 7 mins til the ramen release.

>>91753572
https://www.episodate.com/tv-show/samurai-jack

>>91753646
Thanks for reminding me to fix dinner fampai

>>91753646
U wot mate? It's 23:00 4chan time, which is six hours from now.

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>>91753184

I found this

So anyone hoping for an hour long series finale?

>>91753845
Better yet...
> ends on a cliffhanger and alludes to either another season, or a movie to end it

to the people who hate the idea of jack getting together with ashi: why? are you tired of straights relationships in media, think the show doesn't need romance altogether, or what else?

>>91753947
sad virgins can't relate with jack anymore because he's going to get his dick sucked

>>91753947
Jack was always alone and focused on getting back to the past
Him having a relationship and either
>Leaving them and returning to the past
>Completely getting rid of his driving force for all these years and staying in the future

I don't like either

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>tfw just came back from a month long 4chan ban
>can finally shitpost with /co/ as the episode progresses

feels good man

/co/leagues,
when can I expect the new jack to be on mega? Live in europe and going to sleep.

>>91754035
in 6-7 hours, am from yurop too, lying in bed as I type this lol

>>91754035
Usually within an hour of the episode ending.

>>91753869
They were going to end it with a movie after season 4 but the project got canned.

Where can I watch the past episodes? Now that kisscartoon kicked the bucket, where can I watch my cartoons

>>91754013
What did you do, man?

>>91753947
Feels very rushed for a romantic relationship.

The mental age gap is super weird, he's 70+ mentally, she's like 18-20. Doesn't matter that's he's physically still the same, he has 70 years of life experiences, that causes the weirdness, they are just so different mentally.

She's been indoctrinated on top of that so she's not even a worldly or mature 20, she's an emotionally stunted 20.

Feels odd shoehorning in a romance this late in the game, a romantic relationship should paint them as equals and this show has been about Jack from the beginning. Putting someone else at an equal level to him right at the end feels wrong.

I personally like the teacher/student relationship much more as it sidesteps all of these issues. Being a student isn't as important as a romantic partner so there's less rush and less importance placed on her. There's no out of proportion romantic power dynamic of a 70 year old with a 20 year old. Her lacking in knowledge of the outside world is a reason to become a student rather than a reason to not enter into a relationship with her. Just works better in my eyes.

>>91754243
There's no consistency to it, but new Jack episodes are streamed on dailymotion.

Anybody have couch reaction images?

>>91754013
Literally the only reason why i stay up to see the episode.
well, that and the spoils.

>>91746106
she's basically Mulan now

>>91754231
>Courage's black cousin

>>91753947
>samurai jack never about it besides maybe some light hearted flirting
>suddenly gonna have a relationship in the final 5 episodes

yeah that sets off a few alarms

>>91753947
Romantically? It feels stupid to give him a lover at this point in both the series and as Jack's development as a character. Let alone that he is supposed to be getting out of hardcore trauma, depression, lonelyness and guilt, going from that to romance would feel so rushed it wouldn't even be funny.

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>>91746106
>YFW Aku making the samurai unleash an UNSPEAKABLY EVIL amount of cum is canon now.

>>91754764
kek

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>best rave girl comes back as adult/MILF
maybe ill finally get lewds of her now

>>91746106
ASHI IS THE BEST I LOVE HER

>>91754846
Jack has literally never has a relationship with a woman that lasted more than a couple minutes save Ikra, who wasn't actually a woman, since he was a kid.

We don't really know how the Ashi/Jack thing will go, but they're already closer by virtue of Jack trying to "fix" Ashi and absolve his self-appointed responsibility for her predicament. If Ashi saves him from killing himself (which seems likely), it'll be the first time he's ever been that close to a woman ever.

Doesn't mean it'll go romantic, but I don't think Jack will be in an emotional position to go 'okay, bye forever' like he usually does to people.

>>91746106
>FOOLISH SAMURAI!
>YOU MAY HAVE KILLED MY SISTERS, BUT YOU'VE JUST CREATED THE NEXT GENERATION OF YOUR DOOM!

So in the next 5 episode of 24 minutes each, they need to show:
>Jack snapping out of seppuku mode (probably happening tonight)
>Scotsman reunion with Jack
>Jack finding his sword
>Jack killing Aku
>Jack defeating the guardian and enter the portal.

Is there any way for them to show this in a way that doesn't feel extremely rushed?

4 hrs 59 mins!

>>91755302
it'll be great dont worry

t. Genndy

>>91755302
Isn't jack going to defeat the guardian so he can kill aku in the past before his evil is law?

>>91755302
Yeah but they are going to have to use their time very well.

I think past episode 7 it will be clear if the final season is going to be a 9+/10 or a 7 or 8. If they fuck it too bad maybe even a 6, although that would be hard.

>>91755302
>Jack defeating the guardian and enter the portal.

I'm pretty sure he'll just let him pass.

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Anybody have couch reaction images?

>>91754975
Shed be almost like 70 years old bro

>>91748080
>yfw the cutie between the two is voicing Aku

>>91747568
Now which fool do you think fucked the high priestess?

>>91748091
>Why are warrior cultures so fucking pedogay anyway?

It's mostly cultures with highly regulated interactions between men and women of sexual maturity, really. Though pedarasty as a part of mentorship seems to be very old and wide-spread beyond just warrior cultures.

Jack was the Emperor's son, and I seriously doubt if your average leal samurai was even allowed to look him in the eye or speak to him, let alone have a sexual liason with him.

>>91756173
That's Grey, she's doing most of the women in this show.

Who names their daughter Grey.

>>91748680

Samurai "Impales her" Jack
Samurai "stabs her in the back" Jack
Samurai "pump god" Jack

>>91750745

brilliant.

>>91752842

I don't know why i find this as amusing as I do, but I laughed.

>>91756434
Probably because lots of guys have accidentally hit on a tranny; but few knowingly and begrudgingly actually hit one.

>>91754231
whats this from?

>>91756562
MTV Liquid Television

>>91753768
Wow that was fucking terrible

>>91754975
We'll probably get to see her daughter and/or granddaughter.

>>91747432
You mean melaaaaise

>>91748680
>Samurai " dink the chink " Jack
>Samurai " give her the long samurai dong " Jack
>Samurai " back in the sack " Jack
>Samurai " smashy the ashi" Jack

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>>91757255
>>Samurai " back in the sack " Jack

Kek

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OKWcvImPQNs

Just going to leave this here.

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What is THIS???!

>>91757921
A sticker that says "Uncle Grandpa fan club"

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>>91753184

So is this Oldboy now?

>>91756360
> Cree, Tress, Yeardley, Hynden, Eden

Your point being?

>>91758093
filtered

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Don't do it Jack

>The people of Uruk complain to the gods that their mighty king Gilgamesh is too harsh. The goddess Aruru forms Enkidu from water and clay as rival to Gilgamesh, as a countervailing force. Enkidu lived in the wild, roaming with the herds, and joining the game at the watering-hole. M.H. Henze notes in this an early Mesopotamian tradition of the wild man living apart and roaming the hinterland, who eats grass like the animals and like them, drinks from the watering places.[2] A hunter sees him and realizes that it is Enkidu who is freeing the animals from his traps. He reports this to Gilgamesh, who sends the temple prostitute, Shamhat, to deal with him.[3]

>Enkidu spends six days and seven nights making love with Shamhat, after which, sensing her scent upon him, the animals flee from him, and he finds he cannot return to his old ways.[4] He returns to Shamhat, who teaches him the ways of civilized people. He now protects the shepherd's flock against predators, turning against his old life. Jastrow and Clay are of the opinion that the story of Enkidu was originally a separate tale to illustrate "man's career and destiny, how through intercourse with a woman he awakens to the sense of human dignity, ..."[5]

>>91758249
>man's career and destiny, how through intercourse with a woman he awakens to the sense of human dignity,

Well, that explains this site!

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She will be haunted by her sisters

3 hrs til the sweet release

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>>91758372
Are retarded haircuts just mandatory with asian girls?

>>91754975
The only girls young enough to be Milfs would be the girl from the haunted house episode or the girl from the naked Jack episode

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>>91752749
So Jack is gonna have a PTSD moment like when Guts choked Casca when he was first bangin her because uncle Donny made him sit on his third leg.

>>91750442
Anon you misspelled jack vs shinobi

>>91758551
You mean, whored him out to the entire fucking mercenary camp.

>>91751827
Not knowing the woolies by name or even general shape. Shame on you.

>>91758434
It's the only way to tell them apart, so yes

>>91752590
Are you mad its 2 or more months till reddit and memey season 3?

>Jack practices the art of bushidong inside of Ashi
>He picks up speed each time he hears Ashi moan
>Hearing her happy for the what must be the first time in her life rekindles the optimism he lost over the decades
>Ashi's panting grows more intense, and she blushes and whimpers when she sees The Samurai smile for the first time
>The camera zooms out, a roar begins to build up inside Jack, Ashi lets out a loud moan

>WACHA!

>>91754231
Bet she has peanut butter

>>91748080
Jack shaved his beard?

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>>91759242
All my Dong!

Anybody have a link to a stream so we can watch the episode live us filthy eurofags without cable?

>>91759532
Watchtoonamionline.com

>>91759649
Thanks anon, this is just what I was looking for. Right now all I see is a black screen. Is that normal? It's hard to tell what programming should be airing when it's 3AM where I live.

>>91759532
https://www.rabb.it/iop_
There's only 25 slots open, so get on quick

>>91759714
Holy crap, I've never been able to get into one of this. Thanks a bunch anon.
You two have been pretty cool.

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>tfw have to decide between watching jack live or watching the Warrios v Blazers game tonight

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>>91759776
you know what to do

NEARLY TWO HOURS REMAIN

>>91759827

you mean 3 hours

1hr 58 mins.

>>91759776
>live
y-you know a place to watch season 5?

>>91759797
Kerr is out and Durant aint playin', time for a FOOLISH STREAM

>>91760079
Anon...

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>>91760082
the madman actually did it

How much time until Ashi gets JACKED?

>>91760261
just a little under 2 hours babe

>>91753490

John

>>91760116
I do not know a place that doesn't look sketchy as all fuck

>>91756212
Aku

>>91760371
>rabb.it
>sketchy
Are you fucking retarded?

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>>91760415
AKU

>>91760496
Yes

>>91760508
WHERE?!

>>91746106
>50 year have passed but I don't get laid. Time has lost its effect on me. And yet, the suffering continues. My hand's grasp chokes the balls, shaft, and rim. All hope is lost. Gotta get Up. Up in that ass. Samurai Jack.

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>>91760587
he got away again. I've forgotten my purpose.

>>91759776
>watching NBA playoffs before the conference finals
for what purpose

>>91760496
>go there
>demands I sign up to get HD
>see that I can just watch it right on the adult swim website
>infinite buffering
F U C K

>>91759684right now its playing doctor who but usually an hour before he plays random shit then streams jack at 11 est.

>>91760869
Watchtoonamionline.com

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>>91758814
He was literally only raped the one time, stupid. Donovan was the only one in the camp known for fucking little boys. And Guts went and repaid him the very next day by thrusting something long and hard down his throat as recompense so it all evens out one way or another.

>>91748680

Jack "fuck Aku, and his daughters" Jack

>>91760761
>not watching the golden meme warriors put on a show

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>>91761272
>Jack "nickname" Jack
What does pic related have to do with this thread?

>>91759776
>watching the memechuckers
>not watching the Spurs and then after, Samurai Jack

>>91761601

spurs a shit

>>91761601
>watching the spurdoras play slow, sloggy, low scoring ball instead of watching 30+ assists in a game
commit sudoku

where can I watch it in real time pls

>>91762044
>Watchtoonamionline.com

>>91762044
on the internet

>>91761184
Why didn't guts do this before he got Blacked?
Did he want it?

>>91759532
stream and comfy chat at brettygood dot com

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>>91747747
Look man nobody really wanted Jack to date Vegeta

>>91760285
test

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STOP WITH THE PANTY AND STOCKING AND GIVE US JACK RIGHT NOW

Tonight's episode is going to be absolute fanservice. You're aware of that, aren't you?

>>91747779
Man, her crush on guts is cute as fuck.

>>91762767
The lewds it will cause will be worth it

>>91762852
Not only that kind of fanservice (although there'll be plenty of that). I mean bringing back a ton of beloved characters from past seasons.

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>>91762767
I hope so

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>>91762884
Thats even better I can have a hard dick filled with nostalgia

who here /ready/?

I got a za' by my side and my dick out

>>91763023
>not warming up your sausage on your 'za
sasuga

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I'm ready lets do this

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THIS HYPE WILL BE THE DEATH OF ME

my mind, soul and dick are ready

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IT'S ABOUT TO START BOYS!! RIP OFF THOSE PANTS LIKE AN APE, CAUSE I SURE AM LONELY.

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COME ON
COME ON
COME ON

WHY THE FUCK CAN'T I WATCH ANY STREAMS

THEY'RE SAYING I NEED FLASHPLAYER WHEN I HAVE IT

TIME FOR JACKING OFF

NEW THREAD WHEN

IT'S JUST TV-14 V, NOTHING TO SEE HERE

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All this fucking lag

THE FUCKING ARCHERS, THEY ARE HERE

>talking penis

THE FUCKING RAVE FAGS AGAIN